♪♪
I’ve always wanted to be in love.
I’ve always wanted to find my Prince Charming
and have my big wedding and live my fairytale.
I feel like I’ve tried everything.
So now I’m ready to try something different,
something new, something out of this world.
I’m ready to trust the stars.
♪♪
[Narrator] Modern dating has made it incredibly difficult
to find the one.
And with nearly 8 billion people on planet Earth,
some spend their entire lives searching in vain.
But what if I told you there was a better way?
What if I told you that by trusting fate
and allowing yourself to be guided by astrology,
you could find your perfect match?
♪♪
What if I told you that these four individuals
who have been looking for love but failed
have agreed to let me find them the love of their lives,
using nothing but the Zodiac as guidance?
Hello.
I am the Astro Chamber,
A being dedicated to helping people
find their perfect matches
using their astrological birth charts.
I have invited Maria, Noelle, Phoebe and Connor,
who each represent one of the elements of the Zodiac,
to participate in the first social experiment
of its kind.
By using only their birth charts,
I will introduce them to 16 singles
who have all been selected because of their perfect
astrological compatibility with one of the elements.
I think there’s so much truth behind astrology.
I cannot wait to see who the Astro Chamber matched me with.
They better be right.
♪♪
[Astro Chamber] Astrology offers rare insight
into our personalities.
I will use it to teach them about who they are.
Offer advice to help them grow and challenge them
to break old habits they seemed destined to repeat.
Is this real for you or not?
Don’t ask me that shit ever again.
Why don’t you hold eye contact?
Because I feel so disrespected by you.
Fuck am I supposed to do?
You don’t think I’ve been freaking out?
I’m breaking my family.
[Astro Chamber] My hope is that I can lead each of them
to their true love simply by using fate as a tool.
You vibe so well.
We instantly connected.
[Astro Chamber] Often people know their sun sign and perhaps
what other sun signs they’re compatible with.
But we’re going deeper than that.
A person’s birth chart is a map of how all the planets
were aligned at the exact moment they were born.
Using that wealth of information,
I have selected potential partners for each
of the elements that are more than surface level.
Over the next five weeks, I will give the elements
personalized chart readings to guide them on their journey
as they try to determine who their matches are.
And once all their matches have been revealed,
they must eliminate those they don’t see a future with.
The Astro Chamber said that I have to send somebody home.
Oh, Jesus.
It’s not in the stars for us.
Guys, I’m freaking the fuck out right now.
But will it lead them to love?
I need a moment.
♪♪
[Astro Chamber] We’ll find out just how committed
they are to following their destiny
when it comes to making the biggest decision of their lives.
Our society’s norms of dating right now are so f-ed up.
And I’m open to something that’s new and exciting.
I am ready to marry my freakin’ soulmate.
I’m struggling to pick.
[Astro Chamber] Their faith in the stars will be tested.
What path will they choose?
Will you marry me?
[Astro Chamber] This is Cosmic Love.
♪♪
Cheers to finding love in the stars?
Hey, love in the stars, let’s get it.
How’s everyone feeling?
I just think it’s so crazy to think
that we have matches already.
Our possible person is about to... like,
we’re going to meet them.
I think it’s beautiful how we’re going to come together.
We’re strangers and at the end they’re going to be our partner.
Isn’t that, like so exciting?
Like, I don’t know you, but you my man.
[Astro Chamber] I selected Maria
to represent the Earth elements
because as a Capricorn,
she’s too focused on always being in control.
Having only been in one serious relationship,
Maria needs to let go of control
and surrender herself to her destiny.
I’m Maria. I’m 27, and I’m from Brooklyn, New York.
I’m a makeup artist and I own a beauty business.
Day by day, I’m always working.
even though it doesn’t feel like work to me
because I love what I do,
I definitely prioritize running my business before my love life.
Work is something that I feel like
I’ve always have control on,
but love is something for me that has to happen organically.
I just haven’t made the time to let it happen.
I’m a Capricorn. We’re very grounded.
We go after what we want and we the goat.
Astrology has always been a part of my life.
I remember sitting with my mother,
my grandma, my sister to watch Walter Mercado
and listen to all of our horoscopes
and we truly believe that what Walter Mercado said,
that’s what was happening in our lives.
We believed it.
I’m coming into the social experiment,
ready to hand my faith over to the universe and finally be open
to receiving the fairy tale I’ve always dreamed of.
I know it’s going to be hard.
I know I like to control everything
and be a control freak.
But I’m ready to trust the stars to find me the man of my dreams.
[Astro Chamber] For those of you at home wondering
about your own romantic destinies,
let me break it down for you.
Capricorns usually pair well with Virgos,
Taurus and fellow Capricorns.
Pros of dating a Capricorn: they mate for life.
Cons of dating a Capricorn:
their career comes first.
I’ve never not dated someone based on their sign,
but I have noticed I’m more compatible with this sign.
I had that before happen to me.
-No way! -Girls will be like...
The girls do be doing that, huh?
Yeah. Girls do a lot more and they’ll look it up
and be like, let’s see our compatibility.
[Astro Chamber] Noel is a classic Pisces
and the perfect water element.
Pisces can be obsessed with fantasy,
and Noel’s wandering eye has left him single
and heartbroken.
I’m Noel, I’m 30 years old and I’m a personal trainer.
I’m a Pisces, so it makes me the water element.
The last time I was in a serious relationship
was three years ago.
Being young and dumb
at that period in time, I actually cheated on her.
It was the only woman I ever loved.
Losing her was one of the biggest mistakes
I probably made in my life.
I don’t like to make the same mistake twice, ever.
So after my last relationship, I’ve been working
really, really hard to become the man I really want to be
so I can attract the woman I really want to be with.
I’m super excited about this social experiment.
I do see myself getting married.
I want someone who is family oriented
because I was raised by a single mother
and I helped her raise both my younger brothers.
So I know I want to be the man to help support
my wife the way I know my mom deserved to be supported.
Honestly, it’s going to take someone
truly special for me to settle down.
I know I’m still evolving myself,
so she will have to be someone that’s also going to be able
to get better with me and push me to become better.
[Astro Chamber] Pisces usually pair well
with Cancers, Scorpios and Taurus.
Pros of dating a Pisces: Anything goes.
Cons of dating a Pisces: Anything goes.
I think we all are kind of coming into this experiment
with a fairly open mind and open heart.
Otherwise we wouldn’t be here.
And everything’s kind of like, you know,
on this accelerated level.
So there isn’t time to play games.
[Astro Chamber] I chose Phoebe, a prideful Leo,
to represent the fire elements.
Phoebe is determined to find her forever person.
But when it comes to love,
sometimes we need to focus on ourselves first.
My name is Phoebe.
I am 28 and I am from San Diego, California.
I have my own digital marketing company.
I’m a fitness competitor and I’m a badass bitch.
I have been through so much in my life.
For a long time I was bullied from my parents
and I was just generally unhappy.
I just didn’t love myself.
And I built up walls to keep others away and protect myself.
Everybody’s body is beautiful.
I just wanted to feel confident in my own.
I’ve worked really hard to change.
I’m so proud of how far I’ve come
and the woman that I am today.
I am a Leo, which means I am a fire element.
And to protect myself I’ll have a little bit of a guard up.
Dating nowadays, it’s just hard to find someone genuine.
Because of the way that men have treated me in the past,
I struggle with being able to trust their intentions,
but I want to change those habits
so I can find my freaking person.
I 100% believe I will find my soulmate through astrology.
[Astro Chamber] Leos usually pair well with Aries, Aquarians
and Sagittarians.
Pros of dating a Leo: they’re loyal and generous partners.
Cons of dating a Leo:
They need constant attention.
There’s 16 people about to walk through here,
and that’s supposed to be your person
in one of those eight.
Those are pretty good odds.
I’m overwhelmed, man.
Like, I’m personally just, like,
taking a step back and just, like, couple of deep breaths.
Try and, like, stay calm.
[Astro Chamber] Connor lives in the mountains most of the year,
but his head lives permanently in the clouds.
As a Gemini, he’s a classic air element
who will need to step out of his comfort zone
and participate in this experiment
with two feet planted firmly on the ground.
My name is Connor Shannon.
I’m 26 years old and I’m a Gemini.
I’m a classic air sign.
I love being out in nature and exploring, so that’s why
I’m a forestry aid, otherwise known as
a wild land firefighter.
I usually spend about six months a year in the woods
fighting fire with a group of guys.
So I don’t get a lot of opportunities
to meet women, let alone date them.
I don’t live my life very traditionally,
and using astrology to find love for me
makes sense, considering it’s not very traditional.
Having somebody else find me the love of my life
when I am struggling to do that on my own would be great.
However, as a Gemini,
I’m constantly in my own head and kind of more slow paced guy.
We’ve only got five weeks to meet our matches,
so I really hope the stars can help me through.
[Astro Chamber] Geminis usually pair well with
Aquarians, Libras and Leos.
Pros of dating a Gemini:
They’re highly intelligent and social.
Cons of dating a Gemini:
They’re often flaky and fickle.
I can’t wait to see how we all grow and change
throughout the social experiment,
because at the end of the day, we’re...
we’re about to be different people
potentially walking out of here.
-I’m gonna be married, girl. -...a husband or a wife.
We’ll be a whole person.
Hey, Mom and Dad, like, I’ll see you in five weeks.
Also, I might be bringing my wife home.
Yeah, yeah.
Look, Mom, look what I found! Look what I brought home.
[Astro Chamber] I have brought these single men and women
into the cosmic compound because they are astrologically
matched with one of our four elements.
All the men are matched with either Phoebe or Maria.
-Hi, Chris! -You look gorgeous.
-Thank you so much, you look nice.
And all the women are matched with either Connor or Noel.
-Pleasure meeting you, Yana. -Hi, Jazmin.
Jazmin. Nice to meet you. We have another Jasmine.
[Astro Chamber] As time goes on, I will reveal
who is matched with who.
-Phoebe. -Phoebe, I’m Javier.
[Astro Chamber] But in the meantime, our elements
need to open their minds,
ask the right questions and see who might be
a good match for them.
Connor, nice to meet you.
[Astro Chamber] Will they be able to figure out
who their matches are? Only time will tell.
Cheers!
[laughing, chattering]
We dropped a strawberry.
In New York, we say that’s how true it is.
-Oh, you’re from New York. -Yes.
-Where? -Brooklyn.
-Bronx. -Oh. I’m actually from Jersey.
-Me too. -What part?
South Jersey. Near Philadelphia.
Oh. South Jersey. Hmm...
[Noel] I’m super excited about this social experiment.
Not only do I get a chance to actually find true love,
it’s good to know that I have four perfect
astrological matches because that means
I at least have four chances to find my ideal woman.
How you doing? Noel. What’s your name?
-Adrianna. -Pleasure to meet you.
-Nice to meet you. -Connor. Nice to meet you.
I have a lot of women to meet.
But Adrianna is my type.
I’m really a butt man, I’m not going to lie,
so I hope she’s definitely one of my matches.
[Astro Chamber] I’m not sure Noel could be
what Sagittarius Adrianna needs.
Sags value honesty and truth about everything else.
Something Noel has struggled with in the past.
Who do you want to get to know a little better?
Noel. Definitely.
-Yeah. -Yeah, me, too.
Seeing Connor and Noel for the first time,
they’re both really handsome in different ways,
just knowing I’m matched with one of them
is kind of nerve wracking because which one is it?
How do you like Mr. Phoenix?
He has this whole Fabio meets rugged fireman thing
going for him and it is definitely attractive.
I feel like I could open him up a little bit, though.
[laughing]
Considering how much I bounced around with work and my job,
it’s been a long time since I’ve been around
this many beautiful women.
I’m a little nervous, to say the least.
I’m definitely looking forward
to having the Astro Chamber help guide me.
I think I could use all the help I can get.
Definitely overwhelming.
[Astro Chamber] Virgos love a project, so it’s no wonder
Morgan thinks she can open Connor up.
So do you guys believe in astrology?
I do.
All the girls, like, yes.
Do you believe in astrology?
Somewhat.
I literally had a boyfriend
who was adopted and never knew his birth time
call every like hospital where he was from
to get his birth certificate so I would know his birth time.
So you won’t date anyone unless you actually know the Zodiac?
I mean, that’s being a little dramatic.
But it’s very important information.
Honestly, I never really believed
in astrology before this.
Hopefully the Astro Chamber can help me
so that I don’t have that wandering eye.
There’s so many beautiful women here
and any one of them could be my match.
So I got to start mingling around and figure out
who’s supposed to be with me.
I’m the oldest of three.
My younger brothers, one is 21.
He’s autistic and the other one is 16.
I definitely want someone who’s going to be family oriented
because my family is very important to me.
Yeah, like for me,
like my mother’s my best friend and my dad’s like my homie.
-Oh, yeah? -Like I’ve always
had such a good example of them,
like their love and loyalty, the fact that they don’t
even ever have to question each other.
-Yeah. -That’s so important to me.
That’s how it should be, though.
Yeah.
You got to put your energy into it.
A lot of people always are scared a little bit.
-Let me just try a little bit. -Are you scared?
You’re going to do it. Go. No, definitely not scared.
I’m the type of person I’ll probably jump in
the pool naked later.
Oh. Are we going to get a show?
Oh, maybe.
No. I have a lot of confidence in myself,
and that’s one of the reasons why I became a personal trainer.
Noel, oh, my God. Such a daddy.
There was just, like, an immediate, like, spark there.
He could very well be my match.
The eye contact just was like,
oh, staring into my soul.
Like, Jesus, forgive me.
-Are you flexing? -No.
Okay. Flex.
God bless.
Ana and I, we were kind of close to each other,
and I felt like everyone was staring at me.
You starting trouble already.
Yeah.
Oh, got something on your nose.
-Got it. -See?
-I need y’all here. -I got you.
Tell us more about your business.
I want to know more.
Okay, so I have a wholesale distributing company overseas.
I’m from Dominican Republic, and it’s really hard to find
all of those amazing products that are on social media
and that makeup artists love and what’s hot.
So I basically created a company that provides these products
to all small businesses in D.R.
What do you do?
I just started a film production company.
I’m like more the numbers, more the business guy.
Like, I love to negotiate, you know,
I’m really good with finance.
I feel like Javier might be my match.
It’s really easy for me to talk to him
and the conversation just feels right.
My business is very stable.
I just bought a house.
So that part of my life is stable.
I’m on to the next journey, that next stage of my life.
Me and Maria are both Capricorn.
I’m drawn to fellow Capricorns
just because I understand them and they understand me.
So I’m super excited to see where this goes.
What are your thoughts on the whole astrology aspect?
I’m open to it. I’m definitely learning.
What about you?
I think that there’s a lot of truth to it.
Yeah.
But I’m very open minded and really curious.
Yeah, of course.
It’s taken me years to get to a point where I feel confident
in who I am as a woman, and my goal is to
be more vulnerable, to let down my guard
and really let the stars lead me to my future husband.
In our normal lives, do you have, like a dating app?
I did.
And then I deleted it. I think everyone has.
First impression with Caleb, Caleb is charming.
I don’t know if it’s just the accent, but...
My problem is I text the way I talk.
Okay, so you’re a bad texter.
-I’m terrible. -He’s so sweet.
And it was super easy to talk to him.
So he’s got my attention right now.
You probably got a million people texting you.
Good looking girl on them apps is like,
yes, yes, yes, yes.
Between Phoebe and Maria,
I’d definitely like to match with Phoebe, but, like,
nobody knows what’s going to happen.
Nobody knows.
-I’m very family oriented. -I’m very family oriented.
I don’t have a divorce in my extended family.
My parents’ 30th year anniversary was last week.
-Oh. -Yeah.
That’s what I want!
Talking to Chris, he seems very charming.
I really like that his parents made the 30 year anniversary.
I was raised by a single mom,
so I want to make sure that my kids grow up in the same roof
as their parents.
It’s about, like, finding your person
and making it work no matter what.
The fact that he looks and admires
that about his parent lets me know that he’s definitely
looking for a very long and serious relationship.
My mom wrote my dad a poem, it was very nice.
-It was... -A poem?
I was tearing a little bit, yeah.
All these men are very different.
They have all different, amazing qualities.
And like, I literally like them all.
Ay Dios mio, I have no idea how
I’ma figure this all out.
-Maria. Chris. -Oh, my, look at you!
I am Christopher, so that’ll be easy.
-Maria. -Where are you from?
Dominicana.
My best friend growing up is Dominican.
Her whole family’s Dominican. I was raised by them.
No, really?
Have you been to Dominican Republic?
I’ve never been.
But like, from... I mean, from Fort Lauderdale, Miami.
You know, we got plenty of the vibes down there.
Even though I like Javier and Chris R.,
I’m really hoping Chris E. is one of my matches.
He’s just so charming and I love his voice.
I can listen to him talk all day.
-I just want to say hello. -Hello.
I had to steal you since, like, you are the talk of the town.
-Am I the talk of the town? -Yes.
Oh, okay.
I’m an adventure seeker by heart.
I have a house on Cape Cod in Mass.
So whenever there’s a hurricane, I’ll actually go out there
with no gear or anything and just kind of, like, body surf.
-Really? -Yeah.
And swim with the great whites, so I can talk to...
-You’re so full of shit. -No, I can talk to great whites.
You’re so full of shit.
So definitely jot that down in your diary
and just, like, remember that.
Mmm.
Phil’s obviously a funny guy.
It is so clear he has so many walls up
and I can relate so much to that because
I used to do the same thing,
but it’s not going to go any deeper than it already is
if he’s not willing to bring his walls down.
There is obviously a connection here.
I’m a little intimidated,
like it’s a little bit for me to handle right now.
-Is it? -Not really, no.
-Yeah. -Um, but...
You’re like such a cheeseball, it’s not even funny.
So what sports are you a fan of?
I’m not gonna lie, I don’t watch basketball or sports.
-What? -Yeah, I’m a dorky person.
-Oh, you’re a nerd? -Yeah, low-key.
I’m a total dork.
I have no problem admitting it or telling people.
I’m hoping my perfect match has a little bit
of a dorky side as well.
I love, like, roller skating and stuff like that
but I’m really into like anime and just watching TV.
I love anime.
I was watching Jiu Jitsu Kaisen before I came in.
Yeah, I watch all anime.
-I love Food Wars. -Food Wars?
[laughing]
Thank you Astro Chamber
for bringing at least one girl who’s dorky.
I just hope you bring Jazmin P. here for me and not Connor.
You have something in your eye.
I’m not trying to be like a little weirdo.
-Please take it out. -But like...
Okay. I do feel a connection with Noel,
but the one sign that honestly,
truly we are not compatible astrology-wise is a Pisces.
So for me to find out that he’s a Pisces,
I was like, hmm.
-You believe in astrology? -Yes.
Do you really?
I always tell people astrology is a map for your life. Right?
And it helps you get from point A to point B if you’re lost.
Noel is really, really sweet.
I don’t know if this process will change my mind.
I’m open to it.
I’m interested in seeing how that plays out.
’Cause I’m so...
I’m super understanding. Some people lie.
-I just feel like... -Why?
Do you know who I am? Like...
I really do like Jazmin.
Feel like we have a lot in common.
She just seems fun just to be around.
She’s also a very beautiful young lady.
This is really hard because besides Jazmin P.,
I like Ana and Adrianna off just first impression.
This seems to be my issue.
It’s hard for me to hone in on one girl.
I definitely need the Astro Chamber’s help.
-Where are you from again? -I live in New York now.
I was born in California, raised in Michigan,
and then I moved to Colorado for two and a half to three years.
Okay.
West Virginia for a year and then Arizona now
for the past two summers.
You’ve been everywhere.
I’ve never been to New York.
I’ve been in the state.
There are a couple of teams
that were in my conference in college.
What did you play?
-College football. -Oh, okay.
I mean, I come from like a line of athletes.
My dad was a professional judo wrestler.
Oh, damn, that’s scary.
And my mom was a professional acrobat, so...
Wow.
Make a ballroom dancer that way, I guess.
Yeah. Yeah.
And you’re a ballroom dancer.
And then how would you feel about somebody
who can’t dance at all?
Oh, everyone can dance.
Everyone can dance. It just takes a little bit of practice.
Just a little bit of tequila and some practice.
Vodka for some. Yeah, absolutely.
Typical first date question just kind of hurt my soul.
Talking to Yana about light hearted, fun things
was really easy and I know I’m slow to open up,
so having somebody that it’s so easy to talk to
might be really good for me.
Football players have to take dance class.
-No, we don’t. -It’s like agility.
That would be great. I wish I had done ballet.
[Astro Chamber] Yana is going full Aquarius
by keeping this conversation light and breezy.
Seems like she’s winning points with Connor, too.
I don’t mean to interrupt.
Can I steal you for a minute?
So we can have a moment.
Not gonna lie. I love that Jasmine R. stole me away.
I definitely respect a girl who can come and take authority.
I love girls who are assertive.
I love girls that are confident and dominant.
[Astro Chamber] Cancer’s value security
and latch on to their lovers quickly.
So it makes sense Jasmine R. wants some alone time with Noel.
What do you... What are you looking for?
I want someone who’s fun.
Someone I can enjoy my life with at the end of the day.
Okay. Yeah. And you’re in Jersey?
Well, actually, I’m not in Jersey anymore.
I live in Tampa, Florida now.
Oh, I have family there.
-Do you really? -This is good.
[laughing]
I instantly felt a connection with Noel.
I was happy that I pulled him aside
because girls were trying to pick him left and right.
And I’m hoping that I get more alone time with him.
Well, I’ll let you...
I don’t want to keep you too long.
[laughing]
[Astro Chamber] Maria, Connor, Phoebe and Noel.
Please join me in the Elements Lounge.
The core four is back together.
Yes!
All right, guys, how are you feeling?
I feel good.
Do you guys feel like you talked to everybody
or just some people?
Did you miss anybody?
I chatted with everybody.
Everyone seems to be jumping right to the chase.
What do you mean by that?
They’re like, oh, so you want to get married?
And it’s just like, like, kids.
And everyone’s being real direct and, like,
that’s good because we only have a limited amount of time,
but it’s like, I like to keep things kind of like...
A little light.
Yeah. It’s just a lot.
Just first impression...
Who do you think your matches could be?
Oh, that’s tough.
One person. At least one person.
Oh, probably Yana.
I liked a couple of girls out there that I’ve talked to.
I’ll say Jazmin. Adrianna.
I feel like it’s just going to take a little bit
more time to get to know people.
Someone that stands out for me,
I want to say is, like, maybe Javier.
And then I also spoke to Christopher.
We had, like, a little connection.
He talked about his family, his background.
Yeah, so far that’s what I got.
Oh, okay. I would say, Caleb.
We’ll see what the Astro Chamber has to say.
The Astro Chamber.
Oh, you guys.
-Oh. -Oh.
With the hell is that?
[Astro Chamber] Elements. It is now time for your first visit
to the Astro Chamber,
where I will be giving you your first astrological test.
Maria, please come to the Astro Chamber.
Astro Chamber!
I’m so nervous.
♪♪
Wow. This is so beautiful.
I feel like I’m in space.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Oh, my God. I’m excited.
What are you going to say?
[Astro Chamber] Noel...
You are off to the Astro Chamber.
Okay, crystal ball, gonna read my future.
[Astro Chamber] Connor.
Let’s do this thing, good luck.
That’s fuckin’ wild.
[Astro Chamber] Phoebe.
Okay, I’m going.
[Astro Chamber] Please come to the Astro Chamber.
This is insane.
[Astro Chamber] Welcome to the Astro Chamber.
My mission is to help guide you through this experience
with astrology and challenge you
so that ultimately, you end up with your cosmic love.
[laughing]
I don’t know what’s going on,
but this ball is talking to me and it's mad weird.
What the hell did I get myself into?
But if this magical ball can lead me to the love of my life,
I’m willing to give it a try.
[Astro Chamber] Now that you’ve met
all the singles, it’s time for your first date.
Choose a single who you strongly believe is your first match
and I will reveal in due time
if you selected correctly.
Oh, my gosh.
[Astro Chamber] Maria, your sun in Capricorn
makes you feel the need to control everything in life.
It is your challenge to let go of that control
and allow someone else to take the lead
so that you can live in the moment.
Here we go.
Look at all those flowers, right?
Thank you.
All right, so let’s grab these pots.
I’ll take this one.
I picked Chris E. for my first date because
we had so much fun chatting at the mixer.
I definitely feel like I can be in the moment with him.
So today we’re going to be making bouquets
that represent our feelings for each other.
And I’m going to let him take the lead.
So sunflowers, pure thoughts, hydrangea, heartfelt.
This one caught my eye.
-Deep understanding -How’d that catch your eye?
I don’t know, because that’s what I want from us.
Okay.
I want us to have deep understanding.
-Okay. I’m here for that. -That’s what this is about.
-For me, you know. -Absolutely. Absolutely.
So I’m thinking like cut, like, right under that.
Do an angle, right?
Yeah, a little bit of an angle.
I’m trying to make this look good.
I think it looks amazing.
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Stop. Now you’re just gaslighting me.
So I want I want to clarify this because it says friendship.
But for me, a relationship is founded in a friendship.
You know, I feel like life is a long time,
and I want someone to be my best friend.
Absolutely. Thank you so much.
Yeah, no problem.
-You can keep the pot as well. -Okay. I will.
♪♪
So how do you feel about...
because I know we’re here, we have to find our match,
we’re here to find the love of our life,
maybe our future husbands or wife.
But again, like, this is different.
It’s not what people usually do.
We’re not getting told by Astro Chamber in our life
that you got to do things this certain way.
How does that make you feel?
100% nervous.
Not that I’m not ready,
but I didn’t know exactly how this would all play out.
And I’m still going to keep an open mind.
What about you? What about you? What about you?
Okay, so I’m very secure within myself.
Sure.
And I also spend a lot of time in my passion and my businesses,
so I don’t really have time to kind of focus on finding love.
And sometimes I forget that I need
to live in the moment.
So one of the reasons I came was because I’m like,
I had to kind of go against my head.
And you know, I can see listening to the Astro Chamber
and actually taking the tips and working with them.
So it basically told me how I should try
to be more aware of trying not to take over
because I’ve always wanted my man to lead.
And even though it’s hard for me,
it’s one of the things that I want to work on
and I want to be able to accomplish
whenever I’m in a relationship,
I want to be able to actually
let someone take the lead and I will follow.
-Sure. -You know,
so I think you need to know,
like when I’m with you, I’m kind of just
letting myself be in the moment.
Then let’s... let’s do this.
-Let’s do something different. -Okay.
Tell me your most memorable moment.
Well, growing up, I grew up with my mom.
And, you know, I always knew where my dad was,
but I never really had, like, a relationship with him.
And a few years ago, my dad,
for the first time ever, he did me like a surprise birthday.
And I will always remember that.
It made me feel like I was seven years old again.
And I just always wanted my dad to do that.
-That’s so sweet. -Yeah.
I’m really happy that Maria
opened up to me about her father.
I’ve definitely made a real, real connection with Maria,
so I hope that Maria is my match.
One of my first date things to do is to go dancing.
I never had a man take me out dancing for a first date.
Like to dance with me a little bit?
-Absolutely. -All right.
Well, here we go with it.
So we’re going to do the turning,
and you got to come back into it.
♪♪
So normally I need to see a little two steps
before I dance with anybody, especially with dancing bachata.
But he is a good dancer.
I was a little surprised.
One, two, three.
Especially when you’re dancing with a man,
you got to let him take the lead.
And it tells you a lot about a person
when you dance with them.
Chris had a lot of confidence.
I think it’s very sexy.
-I don’t want to fall. -No, no, that’s okay.
-I’ll catch you. -Okay.
If the Astro Chamber keep telling me
good advice like this,
I might have to do everything
the Astro Chamber tell me to do.
Okay, well, we got to... we got to do one.
-And the dip. -Ooh.
Slow. Oh. There we go.
Everything felt so romantic on my date with Chris.
Chris swept me on my feet, literally.
He knows how to take charge.
And that is definitely something that I need in my life.
♪♪
So I’m just really hoping that I was right
and he is my first match.
Maria, she’s super cool.
I mean, it’s easy to have good vibes
when you’re around someone that has good vibes.
Will you feel some type of way
if they came back and they were a match?
No, because I think all of us,
there’s multiple matches, you know.
Knowing Maria picked Chris,
it did feel a little bit
of a surprise because I felt like Maria would choose me.
But you know what?
If she goes on a date with me, no one really has a chance.
So, you know, it’s good that she goes on
at least one other date.
I just got to be more... a more correct match.
♪♪
[Astro Chamber] Connor, your sun in Gemini means
you have a curious nature,
but you’ve been stuck in the same routine
and patterns in life due to your job.
Lean into your Gemini side, the impulsive,
and do something you normally wouldn’t do.
I really want to take the Astro Chamber’s advice
because let’s face it, I could use all the help I can get,
but at the same time, I’m still hesitant
and skeptical of this orb talking to me.
So I’m going to go with someone who
I’m a little more comfortable with.
All right. I’m going to go for a piece of dragon fruit.
Oh, there we go.
So I picked Yana for the first date.
I wanted to get to know her better.
And the worst thing I could do on this date is
to kind of turn Yana off.
And I am nervous because I always
say something stupid, so that’s just a given.
How are you feeling?
Are you feeling as overwhelmed as I am?
It’s been nice to actually talk and, like, have one-on-one time.
But everyone’s kind of like, "Oh, who are you guys feeling?"
It’s like, dude, nobody knows anybody here.
Yeah, not yet, you can’t...
You cannot predict that yet.
What’s your usual type?
I don’t necessarily have a type kind of mentally,
but the reason I broke up with people or like ended
relationships in the past is usually because of my career,
like, moving away and, like, not wanting to have, like,
another long distance relationship.
What do you do?
-I’m like... -I don’t know.
We haven’t talked about this.
That’s a fair question.
Yeah. I have no idea.
Definitely a good first date question.
I am a forestry aid, which is like
more commonly known as, like, a wild land firefighter.
Okay.
Just feel like the job is kind of...
It’s hard to date people,
and then it’s also hard to keep people around,
especially from far away, that want to be like...
like you want to be with me, okay?
Like, you won’t see me for six months.
How does that make you feel?
No, I get that. I mean, on a smaller level.
Just because I manage a nightclub.
-Okay. -So my hours are, like...
completely different from everybody else.
So I usually go in around eight or 9 p.m..
And I don’t come home until like six or seven in the morning.
So I miss a lot of dinners and a lot of gatherings
and stuff, so I get it.
I don’t get the opportunity to go on a lot of dates.
So Yana’s making this really easy for me.
I’ve learned a lot about her.
I’m still definitely a little nervous.
Doing something super weird as a first date
definitely can push me outside my comfort zone
by screaming into the void off of a cliff...
♪♪
Ladies first. Would you like to scream first?
I don’t know if I want to scream first.
I’m definitely not a screamer unless it’s at karaoke.
Maybe you should kick it off.
-I’m not mad about anything. -Go. Do it.
-It’s just feels like... -Find the fire within.
You got to jump, but like... But I just don’t want to jump.
Okay. Okay.
Ah! It’s just...
The water is not that cold.
Okay.
What... what kind of... Okay.
Don’t... All right.
[shouts]
Shit.
-Ooh. -That was excellent.
-Your turn. -My turn?
Your turn. Good luck.
-Good luck. -I have to, like, clench my fist.
It’s tough to beat.
[shouts]
How’d it feel? What was... that was so uncomfortable.
-I didn’t like that at all. -It’s so weird.
I don’t like it either.
[Yana] Connor took me completely by surprise,
even though we have a different lifestyle,
I feel like I can relate to him
on another, more deeper level.
Do you want to do... count of three?
You wanna do it together?
-Let’s do it together. -All right.
Oh, three, two, one.
[shouting]
It was probably, like, one of the best dates
I’ve been on in a while.
I think we broke out of our comfort zone
a little bit, got to know each other.
[shouting]
I think the date with Yana overall went great.
It feels like I’ve known her a lot longer than I have.
[shouts]
I really hope Yana is my first match
just because of how easy it is to be around her.
-Give me your hand. -All right. There you go.
There you go. There you go.
Noel is kind of like the only person
that I feel that spark with,
and I’m just like happy that, you know,
he’s exploring options, which is like
what we’re all here to do.
I’m just, like, having a hard time coping.
-Processing. -Yeah, like processing it.
I want to be with Noel because,
I mean, like, first 5 minutes I’m here.
Like, that was the first person I actually spoke to was him.
Noel could potentially be my match
because we have a lot in common
and our conversations are very natural
and they don’t feel forced, but we still don’t know.
And I hate being in the dark.
I just want to know because it’s the first date.
So it’s like what are they doing?
I wonder when they’re going to come back.
[Astro Chamber] Noel, your sun in Pisces means
you chase fantasy over reality,
but that wandering mind and eye
has led you to cheating in your past.
♪♪
All I know is that we’re going to a spa today.
Okay. I’m excited. Have you been to a spa before?
No, not really.
[Astro Chamber] For today’s date, it’s important
that you aren’t blinded by beauty
and select someone who is right for your soul.
-Let’s get in the water. -Okay.
Eat some of these strawberries.
The Astro Chamber told me to pick someone
I had an emotional connection with.
But I’m just going to go with my gut.
I chose Adrianna 'cause...
Have you seen her? How could I not?
What elements do you usually end up?
Um... My ex? She was Cancer.
And then I also dated a Scorpio.
And then, honestly, I really don’t know
the signs of my dates
because this is like the first time
I’m actually gonna allow the stars to just guide me.
Choose you? Yeah.
Honestly, I really haven’t been looking
for the last three years, but for me,
I’m so goal oriented that I’ve been focusing on myself
and trying to make sure that
I’m the man I want to be for the women I want to have.
That makes sense.
What kind of guys do you normally date?
Their signs, at least.
I get along most with, like, air signs,
earth signs, fire signs, not usually water signs.
And if I do, it’s like, fleeting.
It’s not that I don’t like them, I’m just not what they need.
So they always end up seeking elsewhere.
Does that makes sense?
-Okay. I get what you’re saying. -Yeah. Yeah.
I enjoy spending time with Noel.
But he’s a water sign and as a fire sign,
it is rough.
Which kills me because I’m so attracted to him,
but I just don’t see him being my match.
-I want to take a nap, -You want to take a nap?
I want to take a nap.
This is warm, warm makes me tired.
-Really? -Mm-hmm.
Even though I’m physically attracted to Adrianna,
going on this date is a little bit awkward.
I feel like we don’t really have a lot in common,
so I definitely didn’t listen to the Astro Chamber
and did what I normally do and went off
on a physical attraction and it led me down the wrong path.
But I came here to find a partner
and I should be guided by astrology,
so I’m going to really start trying to listen
to the Astro Chamber.
♪♪
[Astro Chamber] Phoebe, your sun in Leo means you can be guarded.
That has prevented you from forming
deep emotional connections.
Go on, give it a whack.
[Astro Chamber] It is your challenge
to let those walls down and
allow someone the opportunity to get to know you,
the real you.
♪♪
How is she looking?
Real cutie-patootie.
Wait, does this fit inside that one?
It does.
That’s so cute.
Even though I have a hard time trusting a guy’s intentions
right off the bat, I’m still going to try to
bring my guard down
and be a little bit more vulnerable
because I really want to start this journey
off on the right foot.
So I’m the youngest of four.
My sister Abby is married
and my sister Signy is married as well.
Do you have nephews and nieces?
No, my mom’s pissed. She wants, like...
little grandbabies.
Listen, that’s what the mommy’s want.
-Yeah. -If I ever mention a girl,
the first thing she says, "Are you sleeping with her?"
-I’m like... -Really?
Oh, my mother. Irish Mommy?
Oh my gosh, that’s so funny.
Caleb and I have really good banter with each other,
but with the information that the Astro Chamber is giving me,
I really want to take this opportunity
to open up about myself
so that he can get to know me on a deeper level.
So I used to be really heavy growing up
and I was bullied my whole life for that.
-So that’s like... -Join the crew.
-I was always a chubby kid. -Really?
Yeah. So I got really bad body dysmorphia.
I started binge eating
and just kind of like went down a really dark path.
So what made you overcome that?
I went to therapy,
really learning how to show myself
grace and forgiveness in my own journey.
I needed to rebuild and repair my relationship
with myself and with food.
-I think it’s humbling. -So windy.
I know.
-There goes the crackers. -Our crackers are flying!
The vibe with Phoebe was great.
We get on good and you can feel it’s natural.
There’s no awkwardness whatsoever.
She told me about her
and I told her a bit about myself and stuff,
so it really clicked.
I think it went really well.
Where do you see yourself in the next five years?
Well, hopefully married, possibly kids
if the timing is right.
Make shit-tons of money,
give back to the community,
and just like have love and God rooted at the base of it.
That’s literally everything I want to do.
-I really love that for us. -You do?
Mm-hmm.
♪♪
Caleb definitely gives me butterflies.
I have not shared a kiss with someone like this in so long.
♪♪
I feel really connected to him, not only on
just a physical level, but on an emotional level, too.
I think I actually was able
to let my guard down with him a little bit today.
-Ready? -Don’t forget your love heart.
My love heart! I almost did.
Come on, we’ll get out of here.
Okay.
♪♪
Hello!
-Hey, cuties. -Hi!
They look so cute.
How was it?
It was a blast, honestly.
-What did you do? -Went to a spa.
-[gasps] -Wow!
It's a sweat.
I’m going to let you girls chatter.
I’m gonna go with the guys, I’ll see y’all.
Can I steal the Jasmines, pretty please?
These are mine, yes.
So what the hell happened?
Give us the real deal.
Not, you know, the sugar that we got just now.
Okay.
The setting itself was really cute and nice.
But like something about his energy is
giving like a little bit of oil and water.
If that makes sense?
Like, the date itself was nice.
-Yeah. -But as far as romantically, no.
I like Noel, so when Adrianna said that
she just saw Noel as a friend,
I was like, "Thank God,"
because that’s just one less person to worry about.
I was frikkin’ dying all day
because I’m over here, like saying to everyone else,
I’m like, where are they, like,
they need to come back. I need to know what’s going on.
It’s been eating me up all morning.
I think it’ll happen, honestly, because during the date
we did have a conversation and I asked him like,
what signs do you usually, you know, date?
What elements?
He named your sign. And I was like...
Well, um...
-Yeah, so... -Interesting.
Yeah. That's why I think, like,
probably your temperament is better fit for him
instead of mine.
Yeah, I know that I’m attracted to him,
I know that I felt a spark with him.
Like, I want to know if he felt that, too
or if he’s on the same page.
Hearing Noel’s name all the time from Jasmine,
it’s awkward because I like Noel.
-Now, I have to do this. -Enjoy.
Yeah.
Okay.
It’s just...
This is the most awkward thing I’ve ever been in.
And I try so hard to keep a poker face.
[laughing]
I just wanted to kind of communicate to you
how I felt the first time
that we met and had that conversation.
You’re... not to, like, scare you.
Hey, don’t be nervous. You’re perfectly fine. Go ahead.
You’re, like, the only person here
that I initially felt a connection with.
-Yeah? -Yeah. I’m so nervous.
Don’t be nervous.
And I just wanted to know how you felt about that,
even though I know it’s, like, super soon.
But I know for me, when I feel it, I feel it.
And that’s how it is. So, yeah.
No, I actually did enjoy talking to you a lot.
-Okay, good. -Yeah.
So, no, you have nothing to be nervous about.
I do want to get to know you a lot more as well.
Hopefully we can go on a date pretty soon.
Yes. I hope so, too.
He just validated everything that I wanted him to validate.
Yeah, okay. This makes me happy.
So at least, you know,
I was on his mind at some point
in the last 24 hours,
so that gives me a little bit of comfort.
I just wanted to express that interest.
-In me? -Yeah.
[chattering]
[Astro Chamber] After a day of digging deep
and making connections,
it is now the moment everyone has been waiting for.
Tonight I will be revealing the first set of matches
for our elements.
My brain is firing a million miles a minute.
I really hope that Yana’s my first match tonight.
But it’s a guessing game
because any one of these girls could be my first match.
The date with Connor went really well.
He checked off two things that are super important
to me in a date, which are making me laugh
and making me feel comfortable.
So I really want Connor to be my match.
[Noel] I have my eye on a lot of women at the mixer,
but I’m just hoping Adrianna is not my first match.
If she is my match it’s definitely
going to be a challenge to connect with her.
[Ana] I think Noel is my perfect match.
I really love that he’s super close to his mom and family,
I think speaks volumes on how he will be
as a husband.
After my date with Chris,
I am 100% sure he is going to be my first match.
[Chris E.] My first date with Maria was amazing.
Her and I are destined to be matched with each other.
I had an amazing first day with Caleb, so low key
I want him to be my first match.
[Caleb] She’s beautiful. Good fun.
Yeah, I’d love to match with Phoebe.
I totally feel like Phoebe’s my match.
She absolutely gives me butterflies and, like...
Damn, like, I want to be with this person.
[Astro Chamber] The matches will be revealed
here in the celestial sanctuary.
Over the course of the experiment,
just who is and who isn’t a perfect astrological match
is a huge revelation that could possibly lead
to the elements finding the love of their lives.
But before we find out the whos,
I will explain the whys.
Phoebe, the stars have aligned and it’s time for you to meet
one of your astrologically perfect matches.
Okay.
[Astro Chamber] This is a match not only bringing
a steamy sexual chemistry,
but more importantly, a strong emotional connection.
You picked Caleb for your first date today,
and while you successfully let your guard down
and let him get to know the real you,
did you pick wisely?
Is he one of your astrologically perfect matches
or is he destined for another?
You will soon find out.
Your first match is waiting for you in the celestial sanctuary.
Oh my gosh.
I cannot believe I’m about to meet my first match.
It’s clear that Caleb and I have a solid connection,
and I haven’t opened up to somebody
like that in a really long time.
I just am hoping that Caleb is my first match.
But given what the Astro Chamber told me,
it could honestly be anyone.
I’m super anxious because if it’s not Caleb
waiting for me, I’m going to be really confused.
♪♪
-Shut up. -Hey!
♪♪
For real?
Are we that surprised, though?
-Not a chance. -No?
I’m so excited Caleb is my first match.
I let my guard down with him
and we had, like, the best day ever.
Props to the Astro Chamber.
[Astro Chamber] Passionate Leos and sensitive Pisces
are not always considered an ideal romantic match,
but this specific pairing is a perfect fire/water combo.
Phoebe, your fiery surface craves the sensitivity
and emotion that Caleb’s chart is overflowing with.
Oh, my gosh, we’re a match.
I know, happy days.
-How do you feel? -I feel delighted because
if it wasn’t you, I’d be like... eh...
-Really? -Yeah. Honestly.
-I’m stoked. -Really?
Yeah. And I went into the Astro Chamber
and talked about, like, what makes us a match.
-Okay. -So the first thing was
that we are sexually compatible.
Oh, thank the stars!
If it wasn’t, that would be a shame, wouldn’t it?
I’m absolutely delighted with that match.
I was not hoping for anybody else, only her.
And hey, the stars aligned, I guess. And here I am.
Come on. We go tell them all.
Holy shit. I always knew there was something to astrology.
♪♪
Hey, boys. I found me-self a match.
Really?
-You’re a match? -We are.
-Oh my God! -Congratulations, bro.
Cheers to the new match!
-Cheers! -Yay!
♪♪
[Astro Chamber] Maria, the stars have aligned,
And it’s time for you to meet
one of your astrologically perfect matches.
Oh, my God.
[Astro Chamber] This is a match who
was equally as driven as you.
But he will take the lead in this relationship.
You can let your hair down around him, live in the moment
and have a better work-life balance.
You picked Chris E. for your date today,
and while you successfully let go of control,
did you pick wisely?
You will soon find out.
Your first match is waiting for you in the celestial sanctuary.
Oh, my God.
Thank you, Astro Chamber.
I’m so nervous.
♪♪
[Maria] My date with Chris E. was so romantic,
so much fun, and honestly,
I didn’t feel the need to control everything and
I can literally just focus on being present with him.
So I really think Chris E. is going to be my first match.
[laughing]
-Oh my God. -Hi!
-Okay. -Okay.
When I saw Javier sitting there, I was a little sad.
And then I remembered, you know, I came here to let go.
I came here to not control things
and, you know, maybe there’s a reason
why Javier is my perfect match.
[Astro Chamber] Maria, you and Javier
are a Capricorn on Capricorn pair
with extra special chemistry.
Same sign matches are naturally compatible
as long as there are enough differences
to keep it interesting.
In this case Javier can match your drive
while also bringing out your light and fun side.
You’re always smiling. I love that.
I’m usually chill but with you, something about you
just makes me smile.
Oh my God, that’s good. I love that. I love that.
This is a dream come true in a lot of different ways.
The stars aligned and we’re a match.
I’m excited. I’m super excited to see where this goes.
♪♪
-Hi, guys. -Hello.
What’s going on?
-Is that Javier? -That’s Javier.
I actually love this match so much.
We’re a match, we’re a match.
I am disappointed to see Maria with Javier.
We connected very quickly during our date,
so I hope I am one of Maria’s matches.
[Astro Chamber] Connor. The stars have aligned,
and it’s time to meet
one of your astrologically perfect matches.
This is a dynamic and magnetic match when it comes to love.
That’s interesting.
[Astro Chamber] You both value your independence, and in fact,
her chart reveals that she will understand
your difficult job requirements more than others.
This also means she shares
some of your hesitations around commitment.
A big part of your cosmic journey
is to learn to be more assertive in relationships.
Use this opportunity to take the lead.
This match could be a perfect partner.
She is waiting for you now in the celestial sanctuary.
On day one, Yana got me out of my comfort zone,
so I’m sure she’s my first match.
Yana is so comfortable to be around and with a process
as intimidating and different as this,
I need an easy-going match to keep me out of my own head.
Knowing that this match is somebody who’s supportive
of my career as a wild land firefighter is huge.
It’s one of the main reasons why I’m still single,
so it’s crazy to think that this match could be my wife.
♪♪
-[gasps] -What’s up?
I knew it! Oh, my gosh.
-How’s it going? -Hi.
I’m definitely a little surprised to see Adrianna there.
Clearly, based on the first match,
I have no idea what I’m doing,
so I’m going to have to let the stars do their thing
and guide me in the right direction.
Yana is great, but maybe Adrianna
has some things to teach me.
[Astro Chamber] Connor, social Geminis and adventurous
Sags are a powerful air/fire match.
You understand each other’s needs
and can grow together while giving each other space,
which I know is important to you.
So I just had a little meeting with Astro Chamber.
Mm-hmm.
It was saying that you would have ease understanding
and being alright with my job...
-which is interesting. -Absolutely.
But I’m in wild land fire right now.
I might be home for two days at the last minute
and then it’s gone for 2 to 3 weeks.
It’s a matter of making the time we do spend together quality.
I’m super excited I matched with Connor
and it’s definitely strengthened my belief
because I’m actually with exactly who I thought I would.
So I’m open to it and we’re both open to it.
So that’s amazing.
I don’t want to say it’s written in the stars,
but they might be on to something.
♪♪
-What’s up, y’all? -Shut-up!
[shouting]
We had a good date, but..
it’s gone with the wind.
Looking good.
♪♪
[chattering]
You went on a date with Adrianna, right?
I kind of figured as much.
I’m so happy.
I’m really confident in Noel being my match.
Everything about him is so attractive.
I’m already like, I can’t stop smiling.
I’m like an emotional wreck right now.
♪♪
I believe that Noel is my match because we have a lot in common.
And when I met Noel, there was something there,
and I can’t even explain it.
♪♪
[Astro Chamber] Noel, the stars have aligned
and it’s time for you to meet
one of your astrologically perfect matches.
This is a match overflowing with caring energy,
and your souls connect on a deeply emotional level.
While your sun signs may be quite different,
you actually have many similarities
and you will both feel fulfilled in this relationship.
That’d be something I want.
[Astro Chamber] You picked Adrianna for your date today
based solely on appearance,
which completely disregarded my advice
to select someone you had a real connection with.
As you already know, she is not one of your matches.
So who is it that you overlooked?
You will soon find out.
Your first match is waiting for you in the celestial sanctuary.
Okay, let’s get it.
Being that Adrianna wasn't my match,
I’m guessing back to Jazmin P. or Jasmine R.
I know that the chamber called me out
for not listening to her advice, but hopefully my instincts
are right on this one.
♪♪
I’m so smart.
-Figured it had to be you. -Shut up.
Not really.
When I first met Jazmin P.,
I felt like I had an instant connection and bond with her.
It seems so obvious now that she’s my first match.
So moving forward, I’m definitely going
to start trusting the stars,
because my gut obviously doesn’t lead me in the right direction.
[Astro Chamber] While gentle Pisces and quick-witted Geminis
are not a traditional home-run match,
you and Jazmin are anything
but a traditional Pisces and Gemini pairing.
Jazmin will force you to be open and honest,
which is what you need.
And beneath it all, you both are searching
for the same stability.
I kind of figured it was going to be
you definitely one of my matches.
I already knew that. That wasn’t... even...
-That was... -Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[laughing]
When Noel and I had that first conversation,
I knew that that was my man.
It was just... I don’t know how to explain it.
It just felt natural.
But knowing that he is a Pisces, I’m like, damn,
because that’s the one thing I said I didn’t want.
♪♪
[chattering]
-Hello? -Just found out we’re a match.
We’re a match. Yeah.
Come here, come here, man. Come here, bro.
They’re each other’s match.
I know. I know.
I was trying to... I don’t want to...now.
Sit down, stay a while.
-Are you okay? -I’m fine.
I kind of want to leave.
Do you need a minute?
Do you want to go?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You’re fine, you’re fine.
-Go. -Yeah. Come on.
Come.
It’s a lot to handle in one day.
I feel like a fool.
I told Noel today that I’m only here for him
and he’s the only person that I have a spark with.
So it’s going to hurt seeing them together.
-I hate this. -You’re okay.
Just... in through the nose and out through the mouth.
God, I hate this.
Take me home, like I’m ready to leave.
[Astro Chamber] This season on Cosmic Love...
♪♪
I came here to find my true match,
and I don’t know how I’m going to pick one.
Astro Chamber... Come help me.
Hey!
I think we could have such a fun future together.
[Astro Chamber] Chemistry will flourish.
If you want to kiss me, you can just say that.
♪♪
[laughing]
[Astro Chamber] But even in the cosmic compound,
love can get a little messy.
I don’t feel a romantic spark with anybody.
Someone who trips like that on me,
I’m like, Fuck this shit.
I’m getting sick and tired of this phony bullshit.
Is this real for you or not?
The Astro Chamber said, I have to send somebody home.
-Calm the fuck down. -I’ll leave now.
Thank you.
[sobbing]
I don’t deserve to be disrespected.
I don’t know if I’m ready, I just kind of want to run.
[Astro Chamber] But if they can trust fate...
I went into the Astro Chamber.
Basically our connection is the physical, the emotional,
the spiritual, like all of that.
[Astro Chamber] And settle conflict...
I tend to run away.
I actually see myself falling in love with you.
-Really? -Yeah.
[Astro Chamber] Then I know they will find true love.
-Oh, here we go. -Woo!
[cheering]
I do.
♪♪