[Astro Chamber] Previously on "Cosmic Love"...
What’s your name?
-Maria. -Maria.
My heart’s pounding a little.
[Astro Chamber] Maria and Chris R.
met each other’s families for the first time.
Does she like sports?
That’s a good question.
[Astro Chamber] Will they be able to say I do
considering they come from two different worlds?
Christopher has dated a lot of girls
and I’ve learned not to become too close to them.
[Astro Chamber] And Noel’s mother gave Jaz
her full approval.
We’ll welcome you as the daughter I never had.
[Astro Chamber] Will Noel’s fear of commitment spell trouble
in paradise for the couple?
There’s very few women like her.
She’s fierce.
Hold on.
I just don’t like, 100% know what I want to do.
[Astro Chamber] Unlike the other elements,
indecisive air element Connor hasn’t proposed to Yana yet,
leaving their future in question.
And coming up now...
My fiancée is very bougie, too.
[Astro Chamber] Proposing to their astrological matches
was a big step,
but the final decisions are at the altar.
Are the elements ready to make the decision to say I do?
To your dream come true!
I love you.
[Astro Chamber] But first, Will Noel’s wandering eye
cause him to run from the altar?
Realization has really set in that I proposed
and really committed to somebody.
But do I really want to be with just one person?
[Astro Chamber] And before Connor can even think about
saying I do, can he ask, "Will you marry me?"
I am still unsure if I should propose.
[Astro Chamber] This is Cosmic Love.
♪♪
[Astro Chamber] As a Gemini, it’s hard for Connor
to be in the moment and not in his head.
He faces the biggest decision of this experiment yet.
Will he trust in the stars and propose Yana?
Or will they be going their separate ways?
No matter what happens at the end of this,
I just want you to know like...
...the whole experience wouldn’t have been the same without you.
And I don’t think I would have made it this far
if I hadn’t gotten to meet you or had known you.
Occasionally, I’ll take risks,
but they’re usually pretty frustrating and taxing on me.
It’s definitely stressful and there’s a lot of
anxiety going around.
But Yana is this incredible person,
and there’s something about our chemistry
that I can just see things working out.
I know it’s been like a long ride and I’ve been
a hell of a lot to handle and to kind of deal with,
considering I’ve been so in my head.
And the way that you’ve kind of handled being
okay with like, taking more time and
having to watch everybody else go through things
like, a little bit faster.
It hasn’t like, swayed you at all
and you haven’t been negative or even annoyed by it.
And that’s just like another thing that speaks volumes to me.
So...
I guess it’s Yana Papanov Orlova...
Oh, dear God.
Would you do me the honor of marrying me?
God, yes, of course.
Yes, absolutely. Yes.
Come here.
-This is so crazy. -I know. I know.
What?
-There, left-handed. -Oh my God, what?
Come here.
♪♪
Oh my God, this is crazy.
Oh, my gosh.
I feel like I’m going to throw up.
Um...
Today’s been a big day.
Would you like some champagne?
Yana’s incredible.
And she’s amazing in so many ways.
Yana’s definitely more than I deserve.
[laughing]
I genuinely did not think from day one
that I would be here engaged to Connor,
but now I’m engaged to him.
And I don’t know how it all happened, but it did.
And now I have a ring on my finger.
So I’m... I’m over the moon.
Great.
♪♪
-Thank you. -One second.
Yeah, I...
[shouting]
Congratulations!
It’s a wife! It’s a wife!
It feels amazing to join the little engaged squad.
It’s fun. Everybody... like you feel the love.
Like, everybody’s so excited for one another.
-Cheers. -[all] Cheers.
Now to really loving.
[chattering]
[Astro Chamber] My little experiment is nearing the end,
and by trusting the stars,
three out of the four elements are engaged.
Now it’s time to take a moment to celebrate
this exciting news with their families.
But remember, their journey is still not over.
Very soon they will face their biggest hurdle yet:
Saying "I do" forever.
♪♪
[shouting]
I feel like I’m in a dream.
I feel like I’m in a movie.
And I need someone to pinch me.
Can I steal the brides?
Yes!
We need another one!
[laughing]
More, please.
♪♪
All right, family, welcome. Who would like to go first?
Connor, thanks for volunteering.
[laughing]
All right, all right.
If you asked me last week if I would be shopping for tuxes,
I would have definitely laughed in your face.
I’m really proud of everything that I’ve kind of overcome
emotionally and mentally to get here in this moment
and end up with somebody incredible.
-Okay. -All right!
[applause]
I see you, Connor.
Look at this man, ready to be married?
♪♪
[chattering]
[gasping, shouting]
Your mom is on the phone.
Hi, Mom.
You look so pretty!
To have my sister come wedding dress shopping with me
felt like I had all the support
in the world, which was incredible.
Not having my mom there did hurt a little bit,
but I can’t wait to come home and tell her all about it.
Yeah. Mom’s crying.
[laughing]
So what colors are we thinking?
Something that will pop.
There’s a reason we call him Bougie Chris.
For a normal wedding, it’s important to like, look very nice.
But this is not a normal wedding.
I know she’s going to look good, so I have to be on her level.
My fiancée is... is very bougie, too.
[laughing]
That’s why I said I need something loud,
because she’s going to be very upset
because her wedding dress
is probably going to be very loud.
♪♪
[shouting]
You see it. What do we think about this one?
Trying on my wedding dress
and looking at my mom’s face and seeing my sister cry.
It’s a feeling I’ve never felt before.
I’m just so happy.
[shouting]
Trying on a tux, I know I look good,
so I’m enjoying it.
But at the same time, this is definitely surreal.
I’m going to be married.
Honestly, this has to be the most nervous
I’ve ever been on a shopping trip.
Hey.
[shouting]
-Oh. -Okay, okay.
-Oh my goodness. -You look good.
Fella, you look good.
I love it.
You guys are ready?
[gasping]
Oh my God!
Oh, let me take a picture.
I honestly didn’t even want to look in the mirror
because then it’s real.
When something is so good, you just expect it to just
fall apart.
I waited for this day for a very long time,
but I just hope that how he feels
when he sees me is how I know I’m going to feel when I see him
-You’re gorgeous. -Fabulous.
[cheering]
♪♪
Bachelor party!
-Hell, yeah. -Okay.
Damn.
We got flights of whiskey and bourbon over here.
You bring your drinking shoes?
Dangerous.
A few days ago, I wasn’t even engaged.
And now I’m at a bachelor party,
shopping for tuxes and drinking bourbon.
The whiskey definitely helps.
What’s the secret to a happy marriage?
You want that happy wife, happy life?
Yes, dear.
You learn how to say yes, dear.
Then it’s all good.
Yeah. I can’t argue with yes, dear.
♪♪
Woo! This is so cute!
[shouting]
I am so excited to be here
with all my favorite girls to have my bachelorette party.
The Capricorn in me would literally
have planned everything to the tee,
but I can kind of just relax and I want to dance.
I want to drink.
Let’s get this party started.
I thank you so much for everyone that’s here,
even for like my other girls, because I can see how happy
they are and how much this means to them.
And like... like, thinking back a few weeks ago, it’s like everything
we’ve been through, everything we learned from each other,
like, everything we learned from our future husbands,
like, how we've seen them grow in this time.
It’s amazing to be here and share this moment with you guys.
This is like, a dream.
[Astro Chamber] Yes, Maria, this has all been quite a dream,
so I thought maybe I would spice some things up.
The Cosmos are full of surprises.
-Hi, ladies. -Hi!
-How are we doing tonight? -[all] Good.
Are we are having a good time?
[all] Yes.
Okay, guys, my name is Selena.
Can I ask you guys, when is the last time
you guys had an orgasm?
[shrieking]
Oh, shit.
Whoa, there, buddy.
Can any of you guys tell me?
Girl, don’t ask me that. My momma's are right here!
Please don’t ask me that right now.
Let’s just say it was in this moon cycle.
[laughing]
[Astro Chamber] Sexual compatibility
is an important part of marriage,
and your Zodiac sign can tell you a lot.
So I sent in two experts on this subject
to help guide the new couples to marital bliss.
I just wanted to come in and talk to
you guys about some of the, like, sexy stuff
that will help spice up your marriages,
keep it alive, keep it interesting.
I have a lot of goodies to show you.
So, for the Capricorn...
Capricorns, you guys are like in your shell a little bit.
But once you get to know your partner,
you be getting out, you be getting crazy, getting wild.
So it is just really important...
[laughing]
Don’t listen.
♪♪
Whether or not we’ve had a lot of sexual experiences,
there’s a lot we still need to learn
about having sex with a female.
Did the women send you?
[laughing]
The number one thing that women complain about in my office
-in relationships... -Not orgasming.
That’s right.
Hey, Chris knows.
Way to step up, bro.
I know because I do it,
and they complain that other people don’t.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
I wouldn’t say like I’m a know it all in the sex field,
but I think Maria’s happy with it, so...
Chris, I know that you’re a Leo.
Oh, God.
What does that mean?
It means astrologically
you’re one of the most wild and taboo sexually.
Ooh.
Oh, that’s why I can’t tell him about
me and his mother in the bedroom.
Ooh!
He got it from somewhere.
It’s in the stars, not the genes, right?
And Noel, what have you learned about your partner?
Gemini, bro.
[laughing]
Her dad’s right here, I will just be quiet.
♪♪
This is a big one, so I’m going to just take it out.
Oh!
Can you guys tell me what this is?
Have any of you guys seen this?
The penis goes in there, I feel.
-A breast pump? -Glad some of us are aware.
It pulls more blood into that area of the body,
which will make him a little bit thicker.
-Are there different sizes? -Yes.
Do you need a bigger one?
-I want to... -Jazmin, please stop doing that.
Get your fingers out of there now.
How does it work?
All right, so here we go.
What is this? What do you think this is for?
-For your nuts? -Yeah.
That vibrates on her while it’s around your balls
and it vibrates at the same time.
Yes.
Connor, I feel like you were scared to kiss a girl.
And you’re over here talking about, like, penis rings.
Don’t sleep on me.
I’ve paid attention over the years.
And just because I didn’t necessarily move
very quickly in this experiment,
doesn’t mean that I don’t know what I’m doing.
-Who do you think this is? -Butt plug.
Yes. So why is a butt plug important for sex?
You could actually hit her G-spot from her asshole.
[laughing]
All I know is this is the most right answers
my son has ever given on any topic.
So I’m very proud. Very proud as a father.
This is what matters.
These guys are a three speed. [laughing]
Put it on my nose.
Oh!
[Astro Chamber] Initially, Aquarians try to keep
their sexual fantasies in check,
but once you get them excited, they are all in.
Ah!
That’s nice.
That’s a nice pace.
Girl, you look like you was used to that.
[laughing]
You have one of those at home?
-All right. -Girl, hey.
-Are you so excited? -Yes.
Just nice having, like, the girls here
and just like having a little girl time.
With everything happening,
does it make you feel any type of way that it took him so long?
Makes me a little nervous. I’m like, why?
What’s going on?
I know the decision took a little longer than
other couples, so like, I get that that happened.
I mean, yeah, for like a second
it does make you think, why are you waiting?
Why can’t you just, like, pull the trigger?
But then again, sometimes that’s exactly what you need,
is somebody who’s, like, thorough and,
like, think things through.
And, like, he had a lot of emotion,
like, backing it, you know?
But it did take him a second and that’s okay.
Sometimes we need a second.
So, does it make me nervous?
No, because I trust the way he makes his decisions.
Well, listen...
I know that you are going to be fabulous
regardless of the outcome.
-I trust you. -Mm-hmm.
So I don’t know about him.
My sister has seen it all in my past relationships.
So there’s no question here that she wouldn’t step in
and try to challenge me a little bit when it comes
to the relationship I have with Connor.
But despite Connor’s habits of overthinking
and you know, being in his head most of the time,
I think we’ve reached a point where he feels comfortable
enough where if he didn’t feel like
this was the right thing to do or to go through with,
he would tell me,
but I feel like I have his support 100%,
so I’m really not worried about him.
I appreciate your concerns
because I know you are my...
I’m always going to be concerned.
...my protective big sister.
-Big little sister. -Big little sister.
But no, I’m... I’m happy.
And like, I really can’t wait for you to, like,
spend time with him and, like, really get to know him.
I’m excited. I just hope he treats you well.
And I’m always down to fight.
Shut up. It'll be fine. There’s no fighting involved.
You’ll be okay.
-Put the claws away. -Never.
I love you.
Do you want to go drink more champagne?
I would love to drink more champagne.
Let’s go drink more champagne.
-Champagne time for us ladies. -Champagne for the pain.
♪♪
[Astro Chamber] The big day has finally arrived.
Our elements have been through many highs
and lows on their journey to find love.
Now it’s time to see if they have learned enough
on the journey to trust in the stars one last time,
to lead them down the aisle to celebrate a cosmic love.
I’m getting married today.
Lordy.
Today is my wedding day
and I am super nervous.
-Good Morning. -What’s up?
Morning. My boy.
[Noel] I do have fear
of actually settling down with one person
for the rest of my life. Do I really want to do that?
A whole bunch of emotions
that haven’t came up before are coming up today.
-How are you feeling? -Feeling good, bro.
I’m excited, it’s going to be a good day.
No cold feet?
You know there’s always gonna be a little cold feet.
Is that even a question?
I’ll be honest, man. I never thought I’d see the day.
[laughing]
I have struggled in the past to keep
my wandering Pisces eye in check.
If you want to kiss me, you can just say that.
Oh, I know I can.
Okay, go ahead.
♪♪
But Jazmin believes in our relationship.
Especially when I was confused and struggling,
Jazmin was there to help me work through it and help me keep
focus on why I’m here and what I really wanted.
I’m not going to lie.
I was kind of like, a little weirded about it,
but at the end of the day, I’m secure within what we have.
I respect you for communicating with me
and letting me know, like, hey, like we had a moment.
Out of all the girls, how do you know Jazmin was the one?
Like, in the beginning it was tough
because I had, like other matches,
so I kind of like, try to stay outside my comfort zone,
like, talk to everyone else and really like,
get to know all the other girls.
But then Jazmin just always felt comfortable.
I’m really into, like, anime and just watching TV
I love anime.
She felt like someone that I could really tell
anything to and I just felt safe and just...
I can be my vulnerable self.
Noel, we can’t keep your wife waiting, man.
-We got to start getting ready. -All right. Come on, bro.
[Noel] Even with all these great qualities that Jazmin has,
I still have this fear in my head.
Because I really love this person,
but at the same time, I love my freedom.
This is for life and I need to be ready for it.
Almost done.
-Okay. -Son, looking good.
I’m glad you’re all here.
Honestly, I couldn’t do this without you.
No problem, brother.
You look so good, there’s no way Jazmin say no.
We’re gonna see.
♪♪
When I walked in here, I was missing home.
And when I met Noel, it was the familiarity
and his spirit for me.
-You didn’t think it was me? -I didn’t know it was you.
I immediately felt like home.
We care about each other and care about other people.
So if I give to you and you give to me, then
we’ll always make sure, like, our vases are never empty.
That part.
Just that part right there. Yep.
-That right there. -That was it.
He saved my life.
[shrieking]
[Noel] I’m here, I’m here. Breathe.
[Jazmin shrieks]
I’m here for you, I’m here.
It’s okay, I’m here. I got you.
He helped me conquer, one of like, my fears.
I’m glad you at least tried.
-And I had your back. -Yeah, I know.
I’ll always have your back, for real.
-I know. -You’re good.
You’re safe.
If you ever need to vent or anything, go ahead at me.
There’s a little voice in the back of my head
that’s like, girl, you have not known him
that long, but my soul and my spirit is
saying we’ve known him our entire life.
I’ve manifested this.
So I’m going to put my big girl panties on
and I’m just going to jump.
And I know that he’s going to be standing next to me.
You’re beautiful.
Thank you.
♪♪
[Astro Chamber] Now that the big day has arrived
and the ultimate test of the elements
faith in the stars is upon us,
I will meet with each of them
one last time before sending them down the aisle.
Do they trust that the stars have guided them
to their forever love,
or will they lose faith
in their final moments at the altar?
Welcome, Noel.
In astrology, your relationship has its own
unique chart that serves as a roadmap for your romance.
Your composite chart tells your combined strengths
and also the challenging aspects you should address.
This isn’t the first time you’ve seen
your composite chart, but today we focus on the marriage aspect
and how you and Jazmin align for a successful marriage.
Your combined charts speak of a loving and
stable home and family.
With Jazmin, you are able to become
a more dynamic and expansive version of yourself.
Welcome, Jazmin.
In astrology, the Juno asteroid rules marriage.
Yours is in Libra, which shows you’ll be most satisfied if your
partnership feels balanced, romantic and harmonious.
Prioritize these strengths in your relationship
with Noel and you’ll always be happy.
That’s reassuring.
[Astro Chamber] Astrology has guided you this far,
but now it’s up to you.
Today, you have to make the biggest decision of your life.
At the altar you will choose to either say I do
and claim your cosmic love
or say I do not,
and declare that this love is not in your stars.
[Noel] Of course the Astro Chamber
tells me I have a choice.
Me being a Pisces, I like all my doors open.
I know I love Jazmin and I want her in my life.
But there’s also still a part of me
that still wants to be free.
-[Astro Chamber] Good luck. -Thank you.
♪♪
[Noel] Walking down the aisle, just feeling
extremely nervous, to be completely honest
and like, am I really about to go through with this?
It’s never a question if I love Jazmin,
it’s more of the question of if I could be the guy
I truly wish to be within the relationship.
♪♪
[Noel] Watching her walk down the aisle,
she’s actually beautiful.
And it just made me feel so much better.
But this is a very, very big decision for both of us.
And I want to make the right decision for me and her.
♪♪
Dear family and friends, welcome to the wedding ceremony
of Noel Derek Allen and Jazmin Aliyah Potts.
Today we hope to celebrate a cosmic love.
Noel and Jazmin,
you both entered this experiment open and willing
to turn your romantic destinies over to the stars.
Jazmin, would you please share your vows?
So, a couple of years ago,
I remember writing down what I wanted.
I wanted stability.
I wanted love.
And someone that’s going to take their time with me
and be patient.
You’re literally everything that I have
ever written down on paper.
And I genuinely love you.
And I’m grateful to have come here and met you
because you’re literally everything.
And I just want to let you know, like,
I would choose you every morning,
and I will continue to choose you every night.
I’m thankful that you chose me.
You’re so freakin’ cute.
Can I kiss her? Is that allowed?
Not yet.
Noel, would you please share your vows?
Honestly, Jazmin, since the first time I met you,
it was an instant connection. Like, you felt like home to me.
You made me feel comfortable, you made me feel safe.
Especially in a new environment.
Ultimately, the more I got to know you,
the more I started to fall in love with you.
And the closer I felt to you.
And as we proceed to this next step,
all I’m hoping for is that
we take the step together and continue to grow together.
You are honestly everything I have on the checklist plus,
because you added so many things I didn’t know I wanted.
You’re welcome.
You are here today
to make the final decision of this romantic journey.
Now is the time to decide if you will solidify
your cosmic love and become husband and wife,
or decide that this love is not in your stars.
There’s just one question left to ask.
-Jazmin Aliyah Potts. -Yes.
Do you take Noel Derek Allen to be your partner and husband?
Will you love him, comfort him, honor
and keep him in sickness and in health,
for richer, for poorer, for better or for worse,
and forsaking all others as long as you both shall live?
♪♪
Always.
-Noel Derek Allen. -Yes.
Do you take Jazmin Aliyah Potts...
Girl, it’s my question.
...to be your partner and wife.
Will you love her, comfort her, honor
and keep her in sickness and in health,
for richer, for poorer, for better or for worse,
and forsaking all others as long as you both shall live?
♪♪
I do.
♪♪
With this ring I thee wed.
I thee wed.
Noel Derek Allen and Jazmin Aliyah Potts,
today you have found your cosmic love.
You may now kiss the bride.
♪♪
[shouting]
Yay!
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
[cheering]
My daughter in law! Yes!
We’re married!
[Noel] When I first walked in here,
I definitely didn’t expect to be here.
I didn’t think astrology would actually lead me to love
but it did, so I’m actually with a beautiful woman,
who was actually my soulmate.
Oh, thank you, baby.
♪♪
Okay.
Here we go. Let’s do this.
I am so ready to do this.
Yes, I am so ready to get married.
-To you, -Ooh!
and to Connor. To figuring it out and being happy together.
-Oh. -Cheers.
It’s so crazy. Cheers.
-Love you both. -Love you.
-Yana. -Nice to meet you.
Pleasure meeting you, Yana.
[Yana] Coming into this, I definitely could not believe
that there was somebody that was perfectly matched to me.
What’s up?
-Surprise, surprise. -I knew it was gonna be you.
-How's it going? -You look so cute!
Since day one, I’ve tried to stay open to this experience,
and it really forced me to kind of buckle down
and open up as much as I possibly can,
more than I even expected or wanted to.
I think air people understand each other,
like, right off the bat.
Just because we don’t talk often
or like dive into deeper things, I feel like I can look at you
and see what’s going through your head
because those things are going through my head.
Then meeting Connor and developing our relationship,
I kind of had to put my guard down and say,
you just need to...
You need to take the risk.
Would you do me the honor of marrying me?
Oh, God! Yes, of course.
To think that all of this time has led us to this moment,
it’s so spectacular, this growth for myself, for a person
that I feel these incredible things for.
It makes you look back and think like,
this is what I have been waiting for, what I’ve wanted.
I couldn’t ask for anything better.
[Connor] Today is my wedding day.
Emotionally, there’s so many different things going on
in my head right now.
Super important for me to take a moment to myself
and compose myself so that I am under control and
not a complete emotional mess
when I see her walking down the aisle.
Yana to me feels safe.
In this place where there is a lot of stress,
pressure and anxiety, which I know it doesn’t seem like it.
But she’s always been the one
that I’ve wanted to go to decompress.
[shouting]
What do I love about Yana?
Her optimism or her patience.
Her ability to kind of see the good in everybody.
I’ve fallen in love with Yana,
but there’s a small part of me that just wants to run.
I’m not saying I’m going to do it,
but it might be crossing my mind right now.
♪♪
[Astro Chamber] Welcome, Connor.
As a Gemini, you’ve grown
to know that while it’s wise to think through all the pros
and cons of the situation,
there is no perfect decision in life.
Not only are you both air signs,
four of Yana’s planets are in
the part of your chart that rules home and foundation,
indicating that she already feels like family
and will naturally become part of yours.
Welcome, Yana.
You have found a perfect partner in Connor.
You both have your sun and rising in air signs.
This gives you the same desire to have
nomadic adventures while also planting deep roots.
Today, you have to make the biggest decision of your life.
At the altar you will choose to either say I do
and claim your cosmic love
or say I do not, and declare that
this love is not in your stars.
Good luck.
Thank you, stars.
[Connor] Just two days ago, I finally reached the decision
to propose to Yana.
And now I’m getting married.
As a Gemini, I have two sides of me
that are one is being kind of emotional
and then one's being logical
and the emotional part’s ready to do this
and the logical part says this doesn’t make sense.
We should get out of here and run.
This is my first time, am I on the right or the left?
I figured it’d be right here.
♪♪
[Connor] I knew Yana was the one when whenever I was starting
to lose control of my emotions,
she was the one who would kind
of bring me back to reality and calm me down.
I can’t imagine a more beautiful bride.
[chuckles]
-You look incredible. -Thank you.
Welcome to the wedding ceremony of Connor McCoy Shannon
and Yana Orlova.
Would you please share your vows?
Ladies first.
Mm-hmm.
I promise to always keep your heart safe.
I will always, always treasure everything you have to say.
And I can’t wait to see what the future holds for us.
Thank you.
Conner, would you please share your vows?
It’s a tough act to follow, I’d say.
I know.
I just can’t believe that
it’s only been a few short weeks.
But it feels like I’ve known you a lifetime.
I promise to protect you and offer you
the same comfort and safety that you’ve offered me.
♪♪
In that no matter what happens, I will always love you.
Connor and Yana...
Now is the time to decide if you will solidify your cosmic love
and become husband and wife,
or decide that this love
is not in your stars.
Yana Orlova, do you take Connor McCoy Shannon
to be your partner and husband?
Will you love him, comfort him, honor
and keep him in sickness and in health,
for richer, for poorer, for better or for worse,
and forsaking all others
as long as you both shall live?
I do.
Connor McCoy Shannon, do you take Yana Orlova
to be your partner and wife?
Will you love her,
comfort her, honor and keep her in sickness and in health,
for richer, for poorer, for better or for worse,
and forsaking all others
as long as you both shall live?
♪♪
Um...
It’s okay.
I do.
Connor, please repeat after me.
With this ring, I thee wed.
Yana, please repeat after me.
Connor, with this ring, I thee wed.
With this ring, I thee wed.
Connor McCoy Shannon and Yana Orlova,
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
All right.
♪♪
[cheering]
We did it. We’re married.
I’m getting the fuck out of here.
♪♪
[shouting]
[Maria] Today is my wedding day.
I just feel excited.
[laughing]
Well, friend, I just want you guys
to have the epic love story.
It’s already begun.
And I’m just glad that I’m here to witness it with your family.
And I love you.
-I love you, too. Cheers! -Cheers!
[shrieks]
At first, I want to say that the journey felt very scary.
I really didn’t understand this whole thing with the stars
and astrology... I had multiple matches,
I felt like I was breaking hearts.
I’m grateful that I had you as my match
because you have been a safe place for me.
-I feel the same way. -Get over here.
When I came in, I thought I knew exactly what I wanted,
how I wanted, who I wanted.
And then I ended up making connections
that completely turned everything around for me.
I’m excited to see where this goes
because we do connect on a very deep emotional level.
I’m finally getting my happily ever after.
It feels amazing.
It feels like I’ve been waiting all my life to feel this.
All I’ve ever wanted with someone was to be myself,
and I can do that with him.
So I feel like it’s a dream.
"I never thought I would be in this position today.
Writing this in a few hours,
but with so much to say.
When I first saw you and your yellow dress,
you lit up my world."
It’s an honor to me and to my family to see me here.
I know I’m making them so proud.
This is a big moment for my culture, for me,
and just for everyone that comes from where I come from.
[chattering]
I can’t wait to see Chris in his tux.
I know he’s as extra as me, as bougie as me.
So it’s just going to be like, oh my God!
-Oh my God! -Oh my God!
[speaking Spanish]
Before coming here, I asked myself,
am I ready for this experience?
And I came in here with a big guard up
where I didn’t wear my heart on my sleeve right away.
And that’s astrologically apparently what I do.
I had a feeling.
Once I found out that Maria was my perfect match,
I kind of just hit the ground running.
I think the future has a lot in store.
It’s just going to be a lot of teamwork.
And there was no turning back.
And the other perfect matches
that she had just couldn’t keep up.
We’ve got a winner!
And me and Maria built a bond so quickly
that they were discounted at an early stage.
Even though I wanted Maria
to make the decision of not eliminating me,
on the other hand, I wanted her to realize for herself
why she was eliminating those other people.
He’s my fucking match.
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
You don’t think I’ve been freaking out?
I’m freaking out.
So my question is, why is it fucking you up?
Is it fucking you up because you had a connection with him,
and now it’s a chance that you can reconnect that?
That’s why it’s fucking you up.
I grew a lot.
I shouldn't have just put on a fake smile and kind of gone
along with it and not cause, like, a scene.
You have emotions.
You know what I’m saying?
So I can’t blame you for not being able to be
in a room if you truly like me, with another guy.
I shed a lot of tears.
Dude, there’s no way we would have gotten
through this without each other.
No, I know.
Dude but listen, you really, truly found the love of your life, broheim.
You did, bro.
[Chris] I wouldn’t be in this position today,
wearing this fresh ass tuxedo,
getting married if astrology didn’t lead me to her.
♪♪
[Astro Chamber] Welcome, Maria.
Today is a very special day
and the last time you’ll be in the Astro Chamber.
I’m gonna miss you so much, Astro Chamber.
[Astro Chamber] Maria, you have found
a perfect partner in Chris.
You two share a special astrological connection
with your composite sun in Libra,
the sign of marriage and harmony.
You are the perfect wife and life partner for him.
You better tell them, Astro Chamber, I’m the one.
[Astro Chamber] Welcome, Chris.
Six of Maria’s planets occupy the marriage part of your chart,
so you naturally see her as a wife and partner.
Maria’s moon sign, which reveals the kind of person
she’d find as a soulmate, is in Leo, your sun.
You may be as different as night and day in some ways,
but underneath that, you are meant to be.
I just want to say thank you
for helping me open up a little bit.
[Astro Chamber] Good luck.
Astrology has guided you this far, Maria,
but now it is up to you.
At the alter, you will choose to either say I do and claim your cosmic love
or say I do not,
and declare that this love is not in your stars.
Good luck, Maria.
Thank you, Astro Chamber.
I’ll miss you so much. Mwa.
♪♪
Maria and I have gone through this entire journey together.
Even though I didn’t find my cosmic love,
I am so excited to celebrate hers.
♪♪
I would kiss you, but I don’t think I’m allowed.
-You look beautiful. -Thank you.
-I’m so nervous. -Why?
I don’t know.
-You look so handsome. -You, too.
Don’t cry on me now. Don’t cry on me now.
You may be seated.
Dear family and friends, welcome to the wedding ceremony
of Maria Mercedes Rodriguez
and Christopher Louis Ragusa.
Today, we hope to celebrate a cosmic love.
Maria and Chris, you both entered this experiment
open and willing to turn your romantic destinies
over to the stars.
As a Capricorn, Maria and a Leo, Chris, you’ll share
mutual admiration and a quest for the best in life.
Maria, would you please share your vows?
One second.
[laughing]
This is unfair.
Coming into this experience, I thought I knew
exactly what I was looking for.
And then I met you.
Someone so different but that understands me so well.
You have changed me for the better.
Thank you for loving me
and never judging me, even when I’m sassy.
I can’t wait for our future together.
Our kids will be the flyest babies on earth.
[laughing]
I couldn’t picture going into this
new journey of my life with anyone else but you.
It is a blessing to soon be called your wife.
Chris, would you please share your vows?
You’re a poet. You got this.
I promise to be your best friend
through the ups and downs.
I promise to be always there for you, loyal and caring.
I promise that whatever challenges you have,
I’m there for you.
If you need a shoulder to cry on, it’s mine.
Don’t tear up because you’re going to make me cry.
You’ll always be my queen.
[shouting]
Oh my God. That was beautiful.
Christopher Louis Ragusa, do you take
Maria Mercedes Rodriguez to be your partner and wife?
In sickness and in health for richer or poorer,
for better or worse, and forsaking all others
as long as you both shall live?
♪♪
I do.
Maria Mercedes Rodriguez.
Do you take Christopher Louis Ragusa to be your partner
and your husband in sickness and in health, for
richer or poorer, for better or worse, and forsaking
all others as long as you both shall live?
I do.
And now the couple will present each other
with their rings.
Maria, with this ring I thee wed.
With this ring, I thee wed.
He’s a husband.
[laughing]
Come off? No, probably not.
Maria Mercedes Rodriguez and Christopher Louis Ragusa,
today you have found your cosmic love.
-That's you. -You may now kiss your bride.
♪♪
[cheering]
[Astro Chamber] Love really is written in the stars.
Maria, Connor, and Noel
let astrology find them amazing,
perfectly compatible partners.
It was a huge leap of faith,
but they trusted their love to fate.
Oh, yeah.
♪♪
As I said in the beginning, astrology’s more of a guide
and I can see how it has guided me.
I do feel like a changed man.
♪♪
I’m proud of myself for finally getting out of my head.
My whole life I’ve been taking risks with my body.
But in this experiment, I took a risk with my heart.
-I’ll drink to that. -Cheers.
[Maria] I trusted the Astro Chamber, guys.
I found my cosmic love.
Cheers.
♪♪
-Cheers. -Cheers, Amen.
I do feel like I found my second chance at love.
And I’m not gonna screw this one up.
Oh, stars did their part by bringing us together,
and now it’s up to me to be the man that Jazmin deserves.
She's so worth it.
Everyone needs to have a built in Astro Chamber at home,
just to make sure they’re on the right track.
What are we doing?
Like, there’s four so we can do a cute one...
Yeah, well, we’ll figure it out as we go.
We’re so good at that.
I definitely believe in astrology now
more than I did coming here.
By trusting the stars, I found my soulmate.
If you need more evidence than that, take a leap of faith.
At least you tried and you did it.
No. Just kidding.
[shrieks]
Oh, you got the big piece.
Anybody?
Now, I believe in astrology so much because it
allowed me to open my heart, my mind.
And when you believe in something, it becomes true.
The Maria that came in is not the Maria today.
And no matter how many years go by,
I will remember this experience forever.
[cheering]
We are married!
[Astro Chamber] The journey to true love
is never easy, but sometimes
a little faith in the stars is all we need.
Maria found a Leo who allows her to thrive as a true partner
instead of always leading.
Connor found an Aquarius who inspired him to boldly dive
into a new adventure, and Noel found a Gemini
who makes him feel grounded and excited to grow.
And if you ever need help finding your way,
let the Astro Chamber be your guide.
You never know.
Your cosmic love could be written in the stars.
♪♪