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(本片是真人真事)

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(改編自蓋瑞強森的真實經歷)

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尼采說過一句名言

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要想在人生中

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碩果累累,充滿快樂

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就要生活在危險中

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在維蘇威火山的山坡建造城市

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派船前往未知的海洋

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跟同袍征戰沙場,嚴以律己

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他想說什麼?

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有人知道嗎?

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希薇亞

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聽起來他是想叫人要勇敢嘗試

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不要害怕踏出舒適圈

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人生很短

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要盡情體驗人生,活出自己

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只能說三個字

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好厲害

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開平民車的人還真敢說

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《情迷假殺手》

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(艾倫圖森大道)

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我知道我的生活看似簡單,帶點平淡

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一個餵鳥養貓的獨居男人

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我喜歡郊區的寧靜生活

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有滿滿的小確幸

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至少很滿足

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對了,我是蓋瑞強森

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在紐奧良大學開心理課、哲學課多年

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我從小就喜歡探究世界

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電子數位的東西也都難不倒我

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平常還有斜槓賺外快

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在紐奧良警察局兼差當臥底

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經過職前訓練

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偷拍監聽很快就上手,蒐證質感很高

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通常是買凶殺人案

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人生真奇妙

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我與世無爭的生活突然出現大逆轉

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(艾伊吉水電行)

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賈斯伯最好小心這個克雷格

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有好幾條傷害罪,非法持有

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蓋瑞

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剛收到消息,賈斯伯不能出任務

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他揍那群青少年被局長停職

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終於有人出手

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總之,我們想升你

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升我?升什麼?

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蓋瑞,恭喜你剛升到殺手

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任務可以改時間啊

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人又還沒到

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殺手不會取消第一次見面

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殺手?

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世上沒有殺手,現在是要亂演嗎?

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你看過臥底不下幾百次,你可以的

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你怎麼不去?

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不要,幾年前臥底一次差點沒命

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我也不想送掉小命

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我只是老百姓

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我們會保護你

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看到苗頭不對就會行動

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趕快去跟賈斯伯拿監聽器

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最好快點惡補一下

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比利,這是目前查到的資料

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- 什麼?
- 你的化名

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比利,快點

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這下死定了

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一堆抵制文化的狗屁道理

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賈斯伯,很遺憾你被停職

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克勞叫我...

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很多人其實不在意我在那種情勢動手

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他們對打人沒有意見

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你看留言區,挺我的人比酸民多一倍

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真慘

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管他的

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算了,四個月帶薪停職,幹

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老子無所謂,我要去釣魚,混蛋

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再去朋沙科拉避暑

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看你們沒有我會怎樣

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你上我車幹麼?

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克勞叫我來拿監聽器材

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誰要替我出任務?

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是你?

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好笑吧

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應該有更好的人選

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對

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也難怪

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你這張臉面無表情、看過就忘

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我知道

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我旁聽臥底有一陣子

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大概知道要說什麼

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可以教我幾招嗎?

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重點就是要演得像

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他們要你當殺手,就要有模有樣

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不能弱掉,要擺出一副凶樣

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聽到他們親口說出才行

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知道了

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千萬不能慌

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要不露神色

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所以我是要找...

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要...

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(克勞來電)

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你的工作是把這些混蛋抓去關

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- 克勞,怎樣?
- 新比利要行動

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- 克雷格到了
- 好

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糟了

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第一印象只有一次,不要搞砸

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你不是要穿短褲進去吧?

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穿起來滿舒服的

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短褲很通風

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對

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你是比利

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你是殺手

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你殺人

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還當職業

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你那個位置很糟,東西拿著,坐過來

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這種事一定要有信任

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對

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想也知道

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那個...

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你幹這行多久了?

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關你屁事

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靠,你看蓋瑞

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你找我辦事

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這傢伙有天分

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先狠再說

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以後我們見面就像陌生人

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這樣比較好

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我們不會是朋友,懂嗎?

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我懂

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深呼吸,殺手的邏輯

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- 好
- 好

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你在打量我

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要除掉眼中釘找這傢伙對嗎?

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是說,我也在打量你

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這傢伙在騙我嗎?

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他是愛說大話的玩咖嗎?

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就算不是玩咖,誰知道你哪天會信教

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內疚自責到良心不安

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告解通通說出來

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克雷格,你會抵不住拷問

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一下就把我抖出來嗎?

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不會

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幹,絕對不會

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其實我都想好了

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好

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說來聽聽

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我做七天休七天

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從這星期二開始,霍馬會換班

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我每分每秒的行蹤都會記錄在案

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那樣要是出什麼事

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沒人會料到是我幹的

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不是克雷格

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克雷格整天都在油井做事

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墨西哥灣離這裡快兩百公里

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怎麼樣?

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計畫不錯

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對

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最好是星期四或星期五動手

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還不錯

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想怎麼做?

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就處理掉他

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什麼意思?

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少來

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你很清楚

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就要他人間蒸發

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事後你打算怎樣?

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什麼意思?

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去參加葬禮?

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葬禮?

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最理想的情況

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不要有葬禮?

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大哥,不好意思

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糟糕

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我們在說同一件事嗎?

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蓋瑞,偏掉了,快點拉回來

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我聽得出你想殺人滅跡,才會這樣問

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棄屍風險比較大

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了解

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假裝自殺或搶劫擦槍走火,乾淨俐落

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殺人滅跡要多花時間處理掉屍體

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才不會東窗事發

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好奇問一下

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要怎麼處理?

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我有秘技,跟你透露幾招也沒差

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- 好
- 我辦事不照常理

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這個情況

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我大概會狠到底

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割下人頭,做我所謂的河口葬

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聽過加許河口嗎?

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當然聽過

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我家人在那裡有地,就趁半夜

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四下無人,划小船去棄屍再離開

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給鱷魚加菜

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你說的屍體是指身體

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還是人頭?

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身體

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人頭...

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不能亂丟

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人頭有牙齒

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牙齒問題很大

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牙科紀錄

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好

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人頭要怎麼丟?

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找個鳥不生蛋的地方

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把炸藥塞進嘴裡

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沒有牙齒就沒有問題

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人頭就炸爛

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乾脆

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厲害

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指紋呢?

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指紋有點像牙齒,可以辨識身分

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那要怎麼辦?

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看得出你想得很細,很好

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萬一有人發現鱷魚吃剩的無頭屍

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我是沒碰過這種事

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也找不到指頭

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指頭早就被我剁掉分開丟掉

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聽起來有點怪,我講究儀式感

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我習慣把公里數除以指頭數

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開車到一個地點,假設路程80公里

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每開8公里就搖下車窗丟掉一個指頭

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就把指頭丟到車窗外

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靠,你...

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你不是蓋的

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對

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對了

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我做這行不是做心酸的

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有帶現金來嗎?

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當然有

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這是兩千五

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事成後再給你兩千五

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很好

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最後我要你口頭確認

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形同白紙黑字的契約

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你大概要一個星期後才能脫身

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看著我

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我要聽到你親口說出

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不要緊張,我們不是早就講好了

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我要你殺掉這個人

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00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:55,168
看你怎麼殺最方便

240
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逮到他了

241
00:14:56,251 --> 00:14:57,709
我就知道

242
00:14:57,709 --> 00:14:59,168
再聯絡

243
00:15:00,876 --> 00:15:02,168
說實在的

244
00:15:03,126 --> 00:15:04,626
你做這行真屌

245
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是啊

246
00:15:05,751 --> 00:15:08,709
下次見面你就會有全新的人生

247
00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:10,959
最好是

248
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,168
不准動,雙手舉高

249
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行動...

250
00:15:20,084 --> 00:15:21,834
- 搞什麼鬼?
- 手伸出來

251
00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:23,959
- 轉過去,手給我
- 我犯什麼罪?

252
00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:26,126
幹,給我放手

253
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,501
你有權保持沉默

254
00:15:27,501 --> 00:15:30,418
你說的話都會成為呈堂證供

255
00:15:30,418 --> 00:15:32,501
你有權請律師,如果負擔不起

256
00:15:32,501 --> 00:15:36,959
法庭會幫你指定律師
知道你的權利嗎?

257
00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:39,626
我知道你應該去死,怎麼樣?

258
00:15:40,209 --> 00:15:41,959
逮到他了,辛苦了

259
00:15:45,001 --> 00:15:47,501
大影帝來了

260
00:15:47,501 --> 00:15:49,209
那老滑頭落網了

261
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:52,251
人贓俱獲,親口承認的鐵證,厲害

262
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- 那叫厲害?
- 對

263
00:15:54,376 --> 00:15:56,459
蓋瑞,你抓到他了,了不起

264
00:15:56,459 --> 00:15:59,376
演得超順,裡面那個人是誰?

265
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不知道

266
00:16:01,376 --> 00:16:03,918
結案,你剛搞不好救了一條命

267
00:16:03,918 --> 00:16:04,834
心情怎麼樣?

268
00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:07,626
心情很好,真的很爽

269
00:16:08,209 --> 00:16:09,626
褲子能還我嗎?

270
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好

271
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你們有夠詭異

272
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蓋瑞

273
00:16:21,751 --> 00:16:23,584
你家人在河口真的有地嗎?

274
00:16:24,501 --> 00:16:26,751
沒有,我亂掰的

275
00:16:27,793 --> 00:16:30,376
我去過那裡賞鳥幾次

276
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- 賞鳥?
- 對

277
00:16:33,251 --> 00:16:34,168
真的嗎?

278
00:16:34,168 --> 00:16:38,084
有次我一次看到三隻北美黑啄木鳥

279
00:16:38,918 --> 00:16:39,834
北美黑?

280
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:41,168
對

281
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:46,376
這種大啄木鳥很美,長有點像翼手龍

282
00:16:46,376 --> 00:16:49,959
跟神出鬼沒的象牙喙啄木鳥是近親

283
00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:54,584
據說2005年有人看過象牙喙

284
00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:56,293
這是百年來第一次

285
00:16:56,876 --> 00:16:58,834
鳥界掀起轟動,多數人覺得牠們絕跡

286
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:01,668
有人覺得牠們可能演化出

287
00:17:01,668 --> 00:17:03,751
一種能避開人類的能力

288
00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:06,293
菲爾,可以開空調嗎?

289
00:17:09,209 --> 00:17:11,209
(警車)

290
00:17:19,334 --> 00:17:21,626
蓋瑞,辛苦了

291
00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:22,751
對

292
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:23,709
再見

293
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,209
天啊

294
00:17:25,209 --> 00:17:26,126
再見

295
00:17:26,876 --> 00:17:28,418
他知不知道自己剛才怪怪的?

296
00:17:28,418 --> 00:17:31,334
應該不知道,摸不透蓋瑞在想什麼

297
00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:35,584
- 每開8公里就把指頭丟到車窗外
- 誰會想到那裡去?

298
00:17:35,584 --> 00:17:37,709
真的很變態

299
00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:41,251
可以肯定的是我們有新殺手

300
00:17:41,251 --> 00:17:42,876
至少賈斯伯回來前有人擋著

301
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,626
我認為四個月太短了

302
00:17:46,626 --> 00:17:48,668
對啊,因為賈斯伯實在是爛人

303
00:17:49,626 --> 00:17:54,959
大家知道世上沒有殺手,都會很失望

304
00:17:55,459 --> 00:17:58,793
外面有人以此為業

305
00:17:58,793 --> 00:18:02,084
能雇用他們解決最壞的關係問題

306
00:18:02,084 --> 00:18:04,376
或是解決金錢糾紛

307
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,501
或常會一起解決

308
00:18:07,668 --> 00:18:09,459
{\an8}殺手是流行文化幻想的產物

309
00:18:09,459 --> 00:18:14,584
這50年來書籍影視常用殺手為題

310
00:18:15,543 --> 00:18:18,418
要讓大家相信他們不存在很難

311
00:18:19,209 --> 00:18:22,418
我的工作不是要揭穿幻想的真相

312
00:18:22,418 --> 00:18:24,376
而是要成為幻想

313
00:18:25,668 --> 00:18:28,126
那個部分我很重視

314
00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:32,376
我不是那種容易被激的人

315
00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:35,251
不會動不動就要殺要拼命

316
00:18:35,251 --> 00:18:36,918
選我說不定選對了

317
00:18:36,918 --> 00:18:40,168
新工作得心應手不是我運氣好

318
00:18:40,168 --> 00:18:41,834
而是因為我最大的興趣

319
00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:45,626
就是探討人類意識和行為的無窮奧秘

320
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,793
我朋友給我

321
00:18:50,751 --> 00:18:52,209
你的電話

322
00:18:52,918 --> 00:18:54,334
我們應該見個面

323
00:18:55,251 --> 00:18:59,126
聽說你有很特殊的能力

324
00:19:01,043 --> 00:19:02,334
操

325
00:19:02,918 --> 00:19:04,834
我忘記還得說什麼了

326
00:19:07,209 --> 00:19:08,334
就是...

327
00:19:08,876 --> 00:19:13,168
你應該知道我要說的意思

328
00:19:13,709 --> 00:19:16,543
反正回電給我

329
00:19:16,543 --> 00:19:18,001
我是華特

330
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,043
派好吃嗎?

331
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,084
派都好吃

332
00:19:32,793 --> 00:19:34,126
好

333
00:19:37,751 --> 00:19:39,084
那個...

334
00:19:40,626 --> 00:19:41,668
下一步是什麼?

335
00:19:45,543 --> 00:19:48,084
我一直覺得很不可思議居然有人

336
00:19:48,084 --> 00:19:50,793
會相信十分鐘前才認識的人

337
00:19:50,793 --> 00:19:53,584
願意拿不多的錢,不怕被判死

338
00:19:53,584 --> 00:19:56,584
幫他們行凶殺人

339
00:19:58,084 --> 00:20:00,459
他們的天真、執著實在叫人羨慕

340
00:20:01,418 --> 00:20:04,834
想找殺手,問什麼人不重要...

341
00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:07,959
我最近在找人

342
00:20:07,959 --> 00:20:11,959
幫我處理一個小問題

343
00:20:12,584 --> 00:20:15,418
我想說你應該會有門路

344
00:20:16,376 --> 00:20:17,751
我能幫你問問看

345
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,376
好

346
00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:21,834
不知道他是不是當真

347
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:25,209
那個男人很可疑,我很怕

348
00:20:25,209 --> 00:20:27,418
牽線人通常會報警

349
00:20:28,626 --> 00:20:30,334
警方再給他們我的電話

350
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:39,251
發音舌頭要捲起來

351
00:20:39,251 --> 00:20:42,793
同樣的調調不是每個人都愛

352
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:47,376
我發現配合不同的客戶變更人設

353
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:48,918
效果會更好

354
00:20:49,543 --> 00:20:53,918
我很會偽裝成他們要的人

355
00:20:57,251 --> 00:21:01,084
我們快要發專輯,弄點新聞出來

356
00:21:01,084 --> 00:21:03,084
炒作一下人氣也好

357
00:21:03,084 --> 00:21:06,834
他看這個老羅不爽

358
00:21:07,418 --> 00:21:09,001
他是大流氓

359
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:12,376
大家都會想說人是他殺的

360
00:21:12,376 --> 00:21:14,543
我會到外地避風頭

361
00:21:14,543 --> 00:21:16,584
你只要完事走人

362
00:21:16,584 --> 00:21:20,709
大哥,不用說那麼多理由
發專輯是你家的事

363
00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:23,876
給我名字和錢

364
00:21:23,876 --> 00:21:26,918
不拖泥帶水,我喜歡

365
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,834
他們坐在我面前的時候

366
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,626
通常都已下定決心,回不去了

367
00:21:37,626 --> 00:21:38,959
只是要我確認

368
00:21:38,959 --> 00:21:42,251
他們的黑心欲望合情合理

369
00:21:42,251 --> 00:21:45,709
從泳池旁邊的側門進去

370
00:21:46,209 --> 00:21:47,251
就沒有監視器

371
00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:50,668
大姊,這棟豪宅真大

372
00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:54,626
那個賤人休想白白拿走

373
00:21:55,751 --> 00:21:56,918
你幫我辦事

374
00:21:58,168 --> 00:21:59,418
我不會虧待你

375
00:22:00,001 --> 00:22:01,376
是

376
00:22:02,126 --> 00:22:03,459
等他死後

377
00:22:04,001 --> 00:22:07,876
那間豪宅就只有我獨守空閨

378
00:22:09,501 --> 00:22:11,293
- 豪宅?
- 沒錯

379
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:19,626
要現實一點就跟有錢人開高價

380
00:22:19,626 --> 00:22:24,418
錢不管多寡都是物證
他們給得出多少我就收多少

381
00:22:27,501 --> 00:22:30,501
錢不多,這些也能給你

382
00:22:31,626 --> 00:22:34,084
蒙弟,你真的想殺掉你媽?

383
00:22:38,084 --> 00:22:38,918
你還小

384
00:22:40,084 --> 00:22:41,959
沒有媽媽會變成孤兒

385
00:22:41,959 --> 00:22:43,793
那正是重點

386
00:22:43,793 --> 00:22:45,751
我有問你的意見嗎?

387
00:22:46,376 --> 00:22:47,793
殺掉那個臭女人

388
00:22:47,793 --> 00:22:51,459
這個以後會拿槍掃射校園的小孩

389
00:22:51,459 --> 00:22:53,251
最後被判緩刑

390
00:22:53,251 --> 00:22:54,543
老闆,好吧

391
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,793
我的雇主形形色色

392
00:22:59,793 --> 00:23:04,626
男女老幼,富人窮人,比例都差不多

393
00:23:10,459 --> 00:23:13,668
我喜歡自殺,這樣乾淨俐落

394
00:23:14,418 --> 00:23:15,251
是啊

395
00:23:16,876 --> 00:23:18,168
那是最理想的情況

396
00:23:18,168 --> 00:23:22,334
但左撇子不會用右手舉槍自盡

397
00:23:23,084 --> 00:23:25,751
有懼高症的人不會跳樓

398
00:23:26,501 --> 00:23:29,918
上吊的繩結想綁好必須做一番功課

399
00:23:29,918 --> 00:23:32,334
有自殺傾向的人想快點斷氣

400
00:23:32,334 --> 00:23:34,459
他們不想多做解釋

401
00:23:35,918 --> 00:23:37,043
我也是

402
00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:39,584
那就你看著辦?

403
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,376
太好了

404
00:23:43,626 --> 00:23:46,751
前陣子我向法院聲請警告
說他精神不正常

405
00:23:46,751 --> 00:23:50,668
還說他想自殺,這樣就沒人會起疑

406
00:23:51,418 --> 00:23:54,334
還能告他的醫生誤診

407
00:23:55,209 --> 00:23:56,668
你很聰明

408
00:23:58,168 --> 00:24:00,251
我想說可以用割腕

409
00:24:00,251 --> 00:24:02,293
再讓他失血過多掛掉?

410
00:24:03,501 --> 00:24:05,168
我會竭誠為您服務

411
00:24:05,168 --> 00:24:08,876
聽說這種死法都不會痛

412
00:24:10,709 --> 00:24:13,084
你在電話裡開的價碼

413
00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:15,293
我沒那麼多現金

414
00:24:15,293 --> 00:24:19,334
但我有個寶貝值更多錢

415
00:24:22,293 --> 00:24:23,126
你看

416
00:24:25,584 --> 00:24:27,209
這艘船給你

417
00:24:28,209 --> 00:24:29,709
但不能在路易斯安納州賣

418
00:24:29,709 --> 00:24:32,668
有保險理賠的問題

419
00:24:32,668 --> 00:24:35,584
拿到德州東部、波蒙或阿瑟港賣

420
00:24:36,626 --> 00:24:38,918
保證至少能賣到六千

421
00:24:38,918 --> 00:24:40,334
快艇

422
00:24:43,001 --> 00:24:44,584
像《邁阿密風雲》

423
00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:48,959
就像《邁阿密風雲》

424
00:24:59,918 --> 00:25:04,043
最後這些一定都會講到

425
00:25:04,543 --> 00:25:08,584
但我想先問一個問題

426
00:25:08,584 --> 00:25:13,126
因為這個學期會著重在探討

427
00:25:13,126 --> 00:25:16,543
人格、自我和意識的概念

428
00:25:16,543 --> 00:25:20,209
我的問題很簡單

429
00:25:21,668 --> 00:25:23,084
有多少人自認為了解自己?

430
00:25:25,709 --> 00:25:27,751
誰有強烈的自我感?

431
00:25:31,626 --> 00:25:33,126
快舉手,你們不了解自己嗎?

432
00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:36,043
當然了解

433
00:25:36,043 --> 00:25:38,834
你整個人就是建立在這一份自我瞭解

434
00:25:38,834 --> 00:25:41,126
這樣自我才能生存

435
00:25:41,126 --> 00:25:43,751
但這個學期我們要學習的是

436
00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:46,209
質疑這個觀念

437
00:25:47,293 --> 00:25:52,168
假設你的自我是一種建構

438
00:25:53,293 --> 00:25:54,918
一種假象、一場戲

439
00:25:54,918 --> 00:25:59,209
一個你從小每天扮演的角色呢?

440
00:25:59,209 --> 00:26:03,709
看到前妻跟別的人生小孩總是很心酸

441
00:26:03,709 --> 00:26:04,959
再說吧

442
00:26:06,668 --> 00:26:07,793
這堂課還不錯

443
00:26:07,793 --> 00:26:12,751
很多人跟前妻反目成仇
但艾莉莎算是我的好朋友

444
00:26:13,251 --> 00:26:15,001
至少她是最了解我的人

445
00:26:15,001 --> 00:26:16,751
如果自我是一種建構

446
00:26:16,751 --> 00:26:19,418
都只是角色扮演

447
00:26:20,418 --> 00:26:22,001
那你認為人可以改變嗎?

448
00:26:22,584 --> 00:26:27,334
自我設定的範圍內可以,幅度不大

449
00:26:27,334 --> 00:26:29,626
我一直都很懷疑

450
00:26:29,626 --> 00:26:32,459
最近有很多研究資料說

451
00:26:32,459 --> 00:26:33,543
人可以改變

452
00:26:35,751 --> 00:26:36,584
說來聽聽吧

453
00:26:37,709 --> 00:26:39,876
我最近看很多資料,研究人員發現

454
00:26:39,876 --> 00:26:43,334
人格可以改變,就算成年人也可以

455
00:26:43,334 --> 00:26:45,876
我跟很多客戶合作研究

456
00:26:46,459 --> 00:26:48,293
解釋改變的定義

457
00:26:49,376 --> 00:26:52,834
好,五大人格特質

458
00:26:52,834 --> 00:26:55,626
外向型、開放型

459
00:26:55,626 --> 00:26:58,209
沉穩型、親和型和盡責型

460
00:26:58,709 --> 00:27:01,126
只要幾個月都可以改變

461
00:27:01,126 --> 00:27:02,459
怎麼說?

462
00:27:03,376 --> 00:27:08,168
人格特質是要表現出來,不是用想的

463
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:10,001
就像“假裝”原則

464
00:27:10,001 --> 00:27:12,751
行為舉止“假裝”成你想成為的人

465
00:27:12,751 --> 00:27:14,459
久而久之就會變成

466
00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:16,168
那個人

467
00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:20,084
舊人格跑到哪裡去?

468
00:27:20,084 --> 00:27:23,918
還在裡面,只是被壓抑起來

469
00:27:23,918 --> 00:27:26,459
新人格顯現出來

470
00:27:27,626 --> 00:27:31,626
所以你只是沒空等我改變嗎?

471
00:27:34,709 --> 00:27:35,543
這個嘛

472
00:27:37,459 --> 00:27:39,459
你最沒有興趣的一件事

473
00:27:39,459 --> 00:27:41,001
大概就是改變

474
00:27:41,584 --> 00:27:45,293
我已接受了自己不適合正常關係

475
00:27:45,293 --> 00:27:47,293
什麼叫正常?

476
00:27:47,793 --> 00:27:51,084
這樣想好了,每個人都有一點不正常

477
00:27:51,084 --> 00:27:54,251
只要找到合你口味的不正常人就好

478
00:27:54,251 --> 00:27:57,001
或至少跟自己的不正常互補

479
00:27:57,001 --> 00:27:58,709
那是種不同的生存技能

480
00:27:58,709 --> 00:28:01,084
要有另一個人配合

481
00:28:02,793 --> 00:28:03,626
好

482
00:28:05,043 --> 00:28:05,876
好

483
00:28:06,376 --> 00:28:08,626
說到不正常

484
00:28:08,626 --> 00:28:14,876
我以為你只是幫警方做技術支援

485
00:28:14,876 --> 00:28:17,793
現在搖身變成臥底抓買凶殺人?

486
00:28:17,793 --> 00:28:18,709
對

487
00:28:19,459 --> 00:28:20,293
被你說中了

488
00:28:21,459 --> 00:28:23,209
那一定很怪

489
00:28:23,209 --> 00:28:24,793
我不會放棄教書

490
00:28:24,793 --> 00:28:27,668
但這個臥底工作像是實地研究

491
00:28:27,668 --> 00:28:28,793
哪裡像?

492
00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:33,459
我接觸的人性面包準你不敢相信

493
00:28:33,959 --> 00:28:39,501
很多都是由愛生恨

494
00:28:39,501 --> 00:28:42,376
殺人是最好的出路

495
00:28:46,001 --> 00:28:52,251
感覺我們結婚的時候你沒想過要殺我

496
00:28:54,334 --> 00:28:57,793
- 你說得好像這是壞事一樣
- 不是,只是觀察

497
00:28:58,418 --> 00:29:01,084
想像一下要殺人

498
00:29:01,084 --> 00:29:03,834
一定要有強烈的情緒

499
00:29:06,043 --> 00:29:08,418
我不是沒有情緒

500
00:29:08,418 --> 00:29:10,876
某些方面是有

501
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:13,876
你應該找人聊聊

502
00:29:14,959 --> 00:29:16,001
找心理醫生嗎?

503
00:29:16,709 --> 00:29:18,334
不是,找個女人

504
00:29:18,334 --> 00:29:19,334
性別隨便你

505
00:29:20,876 --> 00:29:23,293
我有阿本和阿自陪我

506
00:29:23,293 --> 00:29:26,293
夠了,你要找個女人,也要看醫生

507
00:29:33,084 --> 00:29:36,459
要我停職會浪費我的能力

508
00:29:37,709 --> 00:29:40,376
賈斯伯,不要忘了,要不是工會說情

509
00:29:40,376 --> 00:29:42,251
你現在連工作都沒有

510
00:29:42,876 --> 00:29:43,709
了解

511
00:29:44,334 --> 00:29:47,584
但我既然回來了,就應該復職

512
00:29:47,584 --> 00:29:49,668
至少我受過訓練

513
00:29:50,584 --> 00:29:52,418
你不知道你停職期間

514
00:29:52,418 --> 00:29:54,376
蓋瑞表現很好

515
00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:56,584
定罪率很高

516
00:29:56,584 --> 00:29:59,459
而且說實在的,他的戲路比你廣

517
00:30:01,751 --> 00:30:02,959
蓋瑞,真的假的?

518
00:30:09,668 --> 00:30:10,668
你們認為是這樣嗎?

519
00:30:13,834 --> 00:30:15,001
數字不會騙人

520
00:30:15,668 --> 00:30:17,043
賈斯伯,你對職務不滿嗎?

521
00:30:17,043 --> 00:30:19,834
我能安排你調到交警

522
00:30:19,834 --> 00:30:20,751
靠

523
00:30:20,751 --> 00:30:23,043
局長,乾脆叫我去洗廁所算了

524
00:30:23,043 --> 00:30:24,418
我很會洗

525
00:30:25,501 --> 00:30:27,584
你說話這麼不客氣

526
00:30:27,584 --> 00:30:29,543
我就直說了

527
00:30:30,043 --> 00:30:32,084
我們是想盡量不讓你露面

528
00:30:33,084 --> 00:30:34,876
毆打那群青少年的人是誰?

529
00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:36,251
我又不是亂揍人

530
00:30:37,209 --> 00:30:38,418
賈斯伯,你可能忘了

531
00:30:38,418 --> 00:30:41,209
但看過影片的九百萬網友可沒忘

532
00:30:41,209 --> 00:30:44,959
這件事引起公憤,警方不想被公審

533
00:30:45,626 --> 00:30:51,918
勸你不要害人害己

534
00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:54,501
低調一點,不要亂說話

535
00:30:54,501 --> 00:30:55,709
做得到嗎?

536
00:30:57,459 --> 00:30:58,334
還有問題嗎?

537
00:31:06,584 --> 00:31:08,959
母親是里約小姐

538
00:31:10,084 --> 00:31:12,418
卡崔娜颶風後全家搬到紐奧良

539
00:31:12,918 --> 00:31:15,376
父母離異,從小沒有父親

540
00:31:17,168 --> 00:31:20,084
做過美髮和空姐,時間都不長

541
00:31:21,543 --> 00:31:23,543
老公是雷馬斯特

542
00:31:23,543 --> 00:31:26,126
在他家族的石油天然氣公司上班

543
00:31:27,293 --> 00:31:28,293
然後...

544
00:31:29,209 --> 00:31:30,043
空白

545
00:31:31,376 --> 00:31:32,959
沒有前科

546
00:31:33,793 --> 00:31:36,418
只有幾次家暴投訴,沒被逮捕

547
00:31:40,376 --> 00:31:42,376
(瑪蒂費格羅亞)

548
00:31:44,876 --> 00:31:46,584
瑪蒂森

549
00:31:50,751 --> 00:31:52,543
你要的殺手是什麼人?

550
00:32:11,668 --> 00:32:13,209
(快樂咖啡館)

551
00:32:24,918 --> 00:32:26,376
派好吃嗎?

552
00:32:28,376 --> 00:32:29,751
派都好吃

553
00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:34,751
我是阿郎

554
00:32:35,376 --> 00:32:36,209
我是瑪蒂森

555
00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:52,126
瑪蒂森,你的職業是什麼?

556
00:32:52,834 --> 00:32:53,876
全職太太

557
00:32:54,376 --> 00:32:55,251
看得出來

558
00:32:56,043 --> 00:32:58,334
這就是我們要討論的主題吧?

559
00:33:00,001 --> 00:33:01,751
事情是這樣的

560
00:33:03,376 --> 00:33:05,501
他不讓我做事

561
00:33:06,668 --> 00:33:08,126
什麼事都不准我做

562
00:33:10,876 --> 00:33:12,751
可以給我吃一口嗎?

563
00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:16,626
好

564
00:33:17,626 --> 00:33:19,334
他硬要我節食

565
00:33:23,876 --> 00:33:24,709
好吃

566
00:33:29,001 --> 00:33:30,543
牠好可愛

567
00:33:32,959 --> 00:33:34,376
你喜歡狗嗎?

568
00:33:36,293 --> 00:33:38,626
我看起來像愛貓人士嗎?

569
00:33:38,626 --> 00:33:40,376
我不太喜歡貓

570
00:33:40,876 --> 00:33:41,959
總讓人感覺毛毛的

571
00:33:42,834 --> 00:33:43,668
真的嗎?

572
00:33:44,251 --> 00:33:46,043
傳說那麼多

573
00:33:47,543 --> 00:33:48,376
什麼傳說?

574
00:33:48,876 --> 00:33:52,251
貓嫉妒心強,會把嬰兒悶死之類的

575
00:33:54,543 --> 00:33:55,543
我...

576
00:33:56,376 --> 00:33:59,209
你有認識哪個人的小孩

577
00:33:59,209 --> 00:34:02,043
被吃醋的貓悶死嗎?

578
00:34:02,043 --> 00:34:03,876
我只是想驗證一下

579
00:34:03,876 --> 00:34:05,709
- 我自己是不認識
- 好

580
00:34:05,709 --> 00:34:08,501
不過聽很多人說過

581
00:34:08,501 --> 00:34:10,043
這就是了

582
00:34:10,043 --> 00:34:11,209
一定要揪出禍首

583
00:34:11,209 --> 00:34:12,209
沒錯

584
00:34:12,209 --> 00:34:13,376
刑警

585
00:34:14,876 --> 00:34:17,209
死者身上有採到爪印嗎?

586
00:34:17,793 --> 00:34:20,876
沒有,但我們正在追捕嫌犯

587
00:34:22,126 --> 00:34:24,168
這下頭大了

588
00:34:26,376 --> 00:34:28,918
真是野貓橫行

589
00:34:28,918 --> 00:34:30,668
什麼?

590
00:34:33,376 --> 00:34:34,376
你不錯

591
00:34:35,751 --> 00:34:36,584
你也不差

592
00:34:42,668 --> 00:34:43,959
你是做什麼的?

593
00:34:49,418 --> 00:34:50,543
抱歉我忘了

594
00:34:50,543 --> 00:34:51,626
沒關係

595
00:34:52,668 --> 00:34:53,543
這種事

596
00:34:55,584 --> 00:34:56,418
不好接受

597
00:34:57,793 --> 00:34:58,626
對

598
00:35:01,459 --> 00:35:02,959
我居然要做這種事

599
00:35:06,334 --> 00:35:07,668
我辦事,你放心

600
00:35:09,626 --> 00:35:11,501
通常都怎麼做?

601
00:35:13,334 --> 00:35:14,626
你想怎麼做?

602
00:35:14,626 --> 00:35:16,043
不知道

603
00:35:17,918 --> 00:35:19,334
我很怕

604
00:35:22,209 --> 00:35:23,126
怕什麼?

605
00:35:25,959 --> 00:35:27,751
他是壞人

606
00:35:29,668 --> 00:35:34,334
你不知道我婚後的生活,他變本加厲

607
00:35:37,793 --> 00:35:38,959
我懂

608
00:35:45,126 --> 00:35:46,626
你從小就立志要...

609
00:35:50,459 --> 00:35:52,293
小時候沒想過走這行

610
00:35:52,876 --> 00:35:54,001
有沒有想過

611
00:35:55,168 --> 00:35:58,126
轉行做別的事

612
00:35:58,126 --> 00:36:01,001
或是選擇不同的路?

613
00:36:03,251 --> 00:36:05,959
我不是多愁善感的人,不會想太多

614
00:36:07,168 --> 00:36:09,251
人都有遺憾

615
00:36:11,876 --> 00:36:14,418
我這行不能有那種奢望

616
00:36:14,918 --> 00:36:15,918
真希望我能跟你一樣

617
00:36:16,543 --> 00:36:18,376
但婚姻感覺就像坐牢

618
00:36:18,876 --> 00:36:20,418
我會活活悶死

619
00:36:22,043 --> 00:36:23,251
但我不會死

620
00:36:24,043 --> 00:36:27,418
因為我來這裡跟你見面

621
00:36:27,418 --> 00:36:29,626
或許是我一生最明智的決定

622
00:36:29,626 --> 00:36:31,626
因為這是為了我自己

623
00:36:39,168 --> 00:36:40,001
抱歉

624
00:36:43,043 --> 00:36:44,251
糟了

625
00:36:45,834 --> 00:36:46,918
是他

626
00:36:46,918 --> 00:36:49,543
我要走了,這包是...

627
00:36:49,543 --> 00:36:51,001
可以勸你幾句嗎?

628
00:36:52,918 --> 00:36:54,918
我說這些話對我自己沒好處

629
00:36:55,626 --> 00:36:57,334
根本是自砸飯碗

630
00:36:57,334 --> 00:37:00,626
勸你直接放下現在和過去

631
00:37:01,334 --> 00:37:04,084
你應該擁有幸福美滿的生活

632
00:37:04,084 --> 00:37:06,751
現在還有機會

633
00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:10,751
拿著這包錢過新的生活

634
00:37:11,793 --> 00:37:12,668
馬上走

635
00:37:12,668 --> 00:37:13,584
不要回家

636
00:37:16,459 --> 00:37:17,751
要是需要幫忙

637
00:37:19,501 --> 00:37:21,043
或是改變心意

638
00:37:22,834 --> 00:37:23,876
就打給我

639
00:37:35,293 --> 00:37:36,668
(紐奧良警察局來電)

640
00:37:42,584 --> 00:37:43,418
喂?

641
00:37:43,418 --> 00:37:45,834
你現在是心靈導師不成?

642
00:37:45,834 --> 00:37:48,626
我剛才沒有眼花聽錯吧?

643
00:37:48,626 --> 00:37:49,876
我不信

644
00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:50,793
信什麼?

645
00:37:50,793 --> 00:37:53,501
還裝傻,不管我們的臥底行動...

646
00:37:53,501 --> 00:37:55,459
我來開導你?

647
00:37:55,459 --> 00:37:57,376
她不會殺人

648
00:37:57,376 --> 00:37:58,668
只是需要人關心

649
00:37:58,668 --> 00:38:02,084
我剛才只是在做公益

650
00:38:03,793 --> 00:38:04,751
做公益?

651
00:38:04,751 --> 00:38:11,334
你剛才的做法
是我看過最不專業的表現

652
00:38:11,334 --> 00:38:12,834
看吧

653
00:38:12,834 --> 00:38:14,793
找外行就會這樣

654
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:16,043
拜託

655
00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:17,459
我有避開誘捕...

656
00:38:17,459 --> 00:38:19,418
那要由陪審團決定

657
00:38:19,418 --> 00:38:20,834
至少要拘留他們

658
00:38:20,834 --> 00:38:22,876
我們尊重每個人的方法

659
00:38:22,876 --> 00:38:23,834
不要再說了

660
00:38:23,834 --> 00:38:25,584
有看到她有多正嗎?

661
00:38:26,209 --> 00:38:28,459
不知道是不是受到美貌影響咧?

662
00:38:28,459 --> 00:38:30,751
誰知道

663
00:38:30,751 --> 00:38:32,626
這個怪人放走她

664
00:38:32,626 --> 00:38:35,043
害我們沒辦法蒐證

665
00:38:36,334 --> 00:38:40,168
結果算是不尋常

666
00:38:40,168 --> 00:38:42,584
都會被如實寫進報告

667
00:38:43,084 --> 00:38:44,334
隨便

668
00:38:46,334 --> 00:38:47,793
蓋瑞,改天再聊

669
00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:49,668
- 好
- 蓋瑞,再見

670
00:38:49,668 --> 00:38:50,751
再見

671
00:38:50,751 --> 00:38:51,668
(音量)

672
00:38:53,793 --> 00:38:57,168
他幹麼對蓋瑞那麼凶?

673
00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,293
這種事我看過

674
00:38:59,043 --> 00:39:01,418
明星凸槌,新人接班

675
00:39:01,418 --> 00:39:04,168
結果就一炮而紅

676
00:39:04,168 --> 00:39:06,668
他這次是表現不好

677
00:39:06,668 --> 00:39:08,043
他用什麼化名?

678
00:39:08,043 --> 00:39:10,376
- 阿郎
- 俗又有力

679
00:39:11,584 --> 00:39:12,959
像是白人版的伊卓瑞斯

680
00:39:12,959 --> 00:39:17,084
好想跟那個人喝啤酒,蓋瑞就免了

681
00:39:17,084 --> 00:39:19,251
跟阿郎喝到斷片都可以

682
00:39:19,251 --> 00:39:21,876
就算叫我吸毒開車到賭城,我也照吸

683
00:39:21,876 --> 00:39:24,418
叫我避孕器拿掉跟阿郎上床也願意

684
00:39:24,418 --> 00:39:26,501
叫我跟蓋瑞用一支吸管就免談

685
00:39:27,001 --> 00:39:29,418
蓋瑞雞雞很小,不過阿郎

686
00:39:29,418 --> 00:39:30,709
大肉棒

687
00:39:32,918 --> 00:39:36,293
聽你的口氣也會上阿郎

688
00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:39,334
你做完我會接著上

689
00:39:39,918 --> 00:39:41,084
阿郎我可以

690
00:39:42,209 --> 00:39:47,001
這整件起訴案只不過是

691
00:39:47,626 --> 00:39:51,584
警方的誘捕臥底行動

692
00:39:53,876 --> 00:39:55,001
這個人

693
00:39:56,043 --> 00:39:59,293
是世上最不老實,最愛操弄人心

694
00:39:59,293 --> 00:40:02,251
最會詐欺的人

695
00:40:03,043 --> 00:40:06,543
這個蓋瑞強森不是人

696
00:40:06,543 --> 00:40:10,084
人有人性

697
00:40:10,626 --> 00:40:11,459
同理心

698
00:40:11,459 --> 00:40:16,918
人會幫助弱者

699
00:40:17,543 --> 00:40:20,418
蓋瑞強森專挑弱者下手

700
00:40:21,668 --> 00:40:24,626
就法律程序來說

701
00:40:25,126 --> 00:40:27,334
這個沒人性的臥底

702
00:40:28,084 --> 00:40:33,959
用牛刀來殺雞

703
00:40:34,584 --> 00:40:36,918
這種場面習慣成自然了

704
00:40:36,918 --> 00:40:39,584
我呈上很多鐵證

705
00:40:39,584 --> 00:40:42,418
他們都不看,拚命把我說成壞人

706
00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:44,543
我知道這是他們的工作

707
00:40:44,543 --> 00:40:47,501
但人身攻擊還是有殺傷力

708
00:40:47,501 --> 00:40:50,793
聽到自己被罵,心情難免受到影響

709
00:40:51,418 --> 00:40:55,293
陪審團裁定被告罪名成立

710
00:40:55,293 --> 00:40:58,418
有些人讓人霧裡看花

711
00:40:58,418 --> 00:41:00,376
以下這種狀況常出現

712
00:41:00,376 --> 00:41:03,251
我原諒她,她也不追究

713
00:41:03,251 --> 00:41:05,543
我做過更壞的事

714
00:41:06,793 --> 00:41:08,501
應該再給她一次機會

715
00:41:08,501 --> 00:41:10,501
結果通常是這樣

716
00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:13,459
我們看完呈堂物證,聽完證詞

717
00:41:13,459 --> 00:41:15,501
裁定被告無罪

718
00:41:17,668 --> 00:41:20,251
恭喜譚美

719
00:41:23,793 --> 00:41:25,709
他們的愛或許不完美

720
00:41:26,626 --> 00:41:27,626
但至少有愛

721
00:41:28,543 --> 00:41:29,793
我懂

722
00:41:30,293 --> 00:41:32,418
我國的司法制度...

723
00:41:33,001 --> 00:41:34,001
發射

724
00:41:36,251 --> 00:41:38,209
...爛到不行

725
00:41:38,209 --> 00:41:39,376
- 換你
- 不用

726
00:41:39,376 --> 00:41:41,501
你比我更需要練習

727
00:41:41,501 --> 00:41:42,918
那好吧

728
00:41:44,126 --> 00:41:47,001
也不能怪那些私下找人處理的人

729
00:41:47,501 --> 00:41:49,209
我相信一件事

730
00:41:49,209 --> 00:41:51,709
- 是什麼?
- 就是公道

731
00:41:51,709 --> 00:41:54,293
我們的司法制度弱到沒有用

732
00:41:54,293 --> 00:41:57,334
- 要做就要做對
- 對

733
00:41:58,084 --> 00:41:59,751
你會討回公道

734
00:42:00,584 --> 00:42:02,459
不會白白被虧欠

735
00:42:02,459 --> 00:42:04,293
說得對

736
00:42:06,126 --> 00:42:06,959
發射

737
00:42:10,293 --> 00:42:12,793
那就是我想念的美國

738
00:42:12,793 --> 00:42:13,959
說得好

739
00:42:15,168 --> 00:42:16,126
聽好

740
00:42:16,126 --> 00:42:17,876
殺人要有三樣東西

741
00:42:17,876 --> 00:42:18,876
是

742
00:42:18,876 --> 00:42:20,126
- 槍
- 對

743
00:42:20,126 --> 00:42:21,084
子彈

744
00:42:21,626 --> 00:42:22,459
還有膽子

745
00:42:22,459 --> 00:42:24,584
老子三樣都有

746
00:42:26,751 --> 00:42:28,209
死老泰

747
00:42:29,918 --> 00:42:30,918
發射

748
00:42:34,334 --> 00:42:36,001
那樣才像話

749
00:42:57,001 --> 00:42:59,709
(瑪蒂森:阿郎,有空再看
想說你會喜歡)

750
00:42:59,709 --> 00:43:01,751
(浪浪領養,狗狗救援)

751
00:43:01,751 --> 00:43:05,334
我很專業,絕不會越界

752
00:43:06,376 --> 00:43:08,709
但嚴格說起來,她不是傳給我

753
00:43:08,709 --> 00:43:10,418
是傳給阿郎

754
00:43:11,668 --> 00:43:14,626
但我不喜歡狗,好像還對狗過敏

755
00:43:14,626 --> 00:43:16,126
身體和情緒都是

756
00:43:16,126 --> 00:43:17,668
狗太黏人

757
00:43:17,668 --> 00:43:20,251
誰拿肉就對誰好

758
00:43:22,001 --> 00:43:23,209
不過

759
00:43:23,209 --> 00:43:25,709
說到底,大家都一樣沒骨氣

760
00:43:26,584 --> 00:43:29,876
欲求不滿,拉下臉要別人的一點點愛

761
00:43:30,626 --> 00:43:34,126
只是狗不會不好意思

762
00:43:36,251 --> 00:43:37,084
小傢伙

763
00:43:43,126 --> 00:43:44,501
你來了

764
00:43:44,501 --> 00:43:47,209
我還以為只有我喜歡小狗

765
00:43:47,209 --> 00:43:51,501
我為了小狗都拿烤肉醬漱口

766
00:43:52,001 --> 00:43:53,418
狗狗愛死我

767
00:43:56,293 --> 00:43:57,293
很高興你有來

768
00:43:57,293 --> 00:43:58,459
很高興你找我來

769
00:43:59,293 --> 00:44:01,751
你好嗎?

770
00:44:02,959 --> 00:44:04,793
還好

771
00:44:05,709 --> 00:44:06,751
應該問你才對

772
00:44:06,751 --> 00:44:08,043
很好

773
00:44:08,543 --> 00:44:10,334
我很好

774
00:44:10,334 --> 00:44:12,459
我後來幾乎馬上就搬走了

775
00:44:12,459 --> 00:44:14,876
現在自己住在聖洛克

776
00:44:14,876 --> 00:44:18,334
家裡很亂,但我喜歡有自己的家

777
00:44:18,834 --> 00:44:20,543
我在辦離婚手續

778
00:44:23,543 --> 00:44:25,918
有時候人要為自己爭取

779
00:44:27,418 --> 00:44:28,793
很替你高興

780
00:44:30,584 --> 00:44:32,043
我看到你的簡訊還心想

781
00:44:32,834 --> 00:44:35,584
想再雇用我竟然約在慈善領養會?

782
00:44:35,584 --> 00:44:38,126
不是,你誤會了

783
00:44:38,126 --> 00:44:40,626
那件瘋狂事過去了

784
00:44:41,668 --> 00:44:44,168
新的我、新的生活,他...

785
00:44:46,001 --> 00:44:47,251
看看現在的你

786
00:44:47,251 --> 00:44:49,376
- 喜歡這個髮型嗎?
- 我喜歡

787
00:44:51,251 --> 00:44:52,084
他不喜歡

788
00:44:52,876 --> 00:44:55,001
他討厭狗,討厭我穿迷你裙

789
00:44:55,001 --> 00:44:56,543
我現在就要補回來

790
00:44:57,584 --> 00:45:01,251
真的很高興看到你過得很好

791
00:45:02,084 --> 00:45:02,918
謝謝

792
00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:05,709
真的謝謝你

793
00:45:05,709 --> 00:45:07,626
沒有別的意思

794
00:45:07,626 --> 00:45:09,251
只是沒有你我做不到

795
00:45:09,251 --> 00:45:10,334
說出來了

796
00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:15,709
我幹這行被感謝的次數不多

797
00:45:16,209 --> 00:45:18,543
我想也是

798
00:45:19,043 --> 00:45:20,001
瑪蒂森

799
00:45:21,001 --> 00:45:24,126
哈士奇籠子有狀況,狗狗便便

800
00:45:24,126 --> 00:45:25,501
- 你好
- 你好

801
00:45:25,501 --> 00:45:27,668
阿郎,她是吉兒

802
00:45:27,668 --> 00:45:28,709
吉兒,他是阿郎

803
00:45:28,709 --> 00:45:30,459
很高興認識你,要幫忙嗎?

804
00:45:30,459 --> 00:45:32,751
沒關係,你可以自己逛嗎?

805
00:45:32,751 --> 00:45:34,168
可以

806
00:45:34,959 --> 00:45:35,876
我自己找事做

807
00:45:35,876 --> 00:45:36,834
好

808
00:45:38,084 --> 00:45:39,168
大帥哥

809
00:45:39,168 --> 00:45:40,793
要長傳囉

810
00:45:41,418 --> 00:45:42,459
快跑...

811
00:45:46,084 --> 00:45:47,084
漂亮

812
00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:54,834
不可能

813
00:45:55,501 --> 00:45:57,293
我不信

814
00:45:57,293 --> 00:45:58,209
什麼?

815
00:45:58,209 --> 00:45:59,334
你不是殺手

816
00:46:00,001 --> 00:46:02,584
不可能,你會抱小狗

817
00:46:02,584 --> 00:46:04,293
陪小孩玩球

818
00:46:04,876 --> 00:46:06,418
今晚都幫我開門

819
00:46:07,251 --> 00:46:09,793
結果你會拿錢殺人?

820
00:46:12,001 --> 00:46:14,168
就算紳士都絕跡了,也不是我害的

821
00:46:14,168 --> 00:46:18,418
上網都查不到你,好像沒有你這個人

822
00:46:20,709 --> 00:46:22,334
看來我只是你的幻想而已

823
00:46:23,626 --> 00:46:24,459
好

824
00:46:25,543 --> 00:46:26,501
我們走著瞧

825
00:46:29,793 --> 00:46:30,751
幾個人?

826
00:46:32,001 --> 00:46:33,834
等等,我不想知...好吧,我想知道

827
00:46:37,793 --> 00:46:40,126
怎樣?紳士都不愛炫耀戰果嗎?

828
00:46:40,126 --> 00:46:42,668
先說清楚,我喜歡人

829
00:46:42,668 --> 00:46:43,959
但你還是會殺人

830
00:46:44,709 --> 00:46:46,168
不是亂殺

831
00:46:47,793 --> 00:46:48,751
一定要有目的

832
00:46:49,668 --> 00:46:50,626
殺生為護生

833
00:46:51,918 --> 00:46:53,043
千萬要記住

834
00:46:53,043 --> 00:46:54,876
有人就是欠殺

835
00:46:56,501 --> 00:46:57,334
對嗎?

836
00:47:00,584 --> 00:47:01,459
對

837
00:47:03,793 --> 00:47:05,876
真正的你跟工作的你

838
00:47:07,084 --> 00:47:09,376
最大的不同是什麼?

839
00:47:11,876 --> 00:47:17,126
真正的我喜歡交朋友

840
00:47:17,959 --> 00:47:19,126
喜歡享受生活

841
00:47:19,626 --> 00:47:20,501
不過...

842
00:47:22,876 --> 00:47:27,293
做這行要有效率就要有點孤僻

843
00:47:27,293 --> 00:47:30,084
不能太張揚

844
00:47:31,251 --> 00:47:34,293
不要人記得我的臉,給小費不多不少

845
00:47:34,293 --> 00:47:37,876
聊天不要聊到深刻的事

846
00:47:40,959 --> 00:47:42,668
所以我才開平民車

847
00:47:43,668 --> 00:47:45,334
刻意弄得好像沒有我這個人

848
00:47:47,001 --> 00:47:49,834
那是我專業的一面

849
00:47:52,334 --> 00:47:54,793
多說一點不專業的那面

850
00:47:58,084 --> 00:47:58,918
那個...

851
00:48:00,126 --> 00:48:05,501
跟你喝酒就超不專業,但也無所謂

852
00:48:05,501 --> 00:48:07,834
很好,我不要你太專業

853
00:48:11,084 --> 00:48:11,918
那你要我怎樣?

854
00:48:17,543 --> 00:48:18,376
怎樣?

855
00:48:20,168 --> 00:48:21,251
嚇到你了?

856
00:48:22,001 --> 00:48:22,834
沒有

857
00:48:24,418 --> 00:48:25,251
你怕嗎?

858
00:48:25,251 --> 00:48:26,376
我應該怕嗎?

859
00:48:29,793 --> 00:48:31,793
那要看你想做什麼

860
00:48:34,793 --> 00:48:35,626
好

861
00:48:37,918 --> 00:48:40,376
都在說我的事,那你呢?

862
00:48:40,376 --> 00:48:42,251
我的事你都知道

863
00:48:43,668 --> 00:48:44,668
是嗎?

864
00:48:50,584 --> 00:48:53,584
有人說過我想太多,不是好情人

865
00:48:53,584 --> 00:48:56,876
她說愉悅的性愛要心無雜念

866
00:48:56,876 --> 00:48:59,126
還要暫時忘掉寵物

867
00:49:02,584 --> 00:49:03,668
我喜歡阿郎

868
00:49:04,459 --> 00:49:07,001
他不會想太多,說做就做

869
00:49:15,001 --> 00:49:17,459
不知道是我變身阿郎比較迷人

870
00:49:17,459 --> 00:49:21,293
還是我們兩個特別來電

871
00:49:21,293 --> 00:49:24,001
畢竟就她的認知而言

872
00:49:24,001 --> 00:49:26,126
她是在跟殺人如麻的男人上床

873
00:49:26,626 --> 00:49:30,793
而我是在跟買凶殺老公的女人做愛

874
00:49:32,834 --> 00:49:36,543
說來不好意思,這反而讓我雄風大振

875
00:49:43,709 --> 00:49:46,668
好久沒有跟男人上床了

876
00:49:48,543 --> 00:49:49,709
可以跟你說一件事嗎?

877
00:49:50,209 --> 00:49:51,043
什麼事?

878
00:49:52,334 --> 00:49:53,459
我很開心

879
00:49:54,918 --> 00:49:55,959
我也是

880
00:49:58,959 --> 00:50:00,126
我喜歡這樣

881
00:50:01,376 --> 00:50:02,293
我們的相處

882
00:50:03,959 --> 00:50:04,793
對

883
00:50:10,418 --> 00:50:14,043
不過我要先坦白提醒你

884
00:50:16,043 --> 00:50:19,001
我交過幾任女朋友、早婚

885
00:50:19,001 --> 00:50:22,043
但因為我做這行

886
00:50:22,043 --> 00:50:28,126
通常都無法維持世人眼中的正常關係

887
00:50:28,126 --> 00:50:29,293
誰要正常啊?

888
00:50:30,418 --> 00:50:31,376
說得好

889
00:50:31,376 --> 00:50:32,751
想再見我嗎?

890
00:50:34,876 --> 00:50:35,793
我想

891
00:50:37,584 --> 00:50:38,543
不過...

892
00:50:40,376 --> 00:50:42,251
事情有點複雜,對吧?

893
00:50:42,251 --> 00:50:43,834
不用那麼複雜

894
00:50:50,459 --> 00:50:51,918
這樣不好

895
00:50:52,418 --> 00:50:53,459
也是

896
00:51:03,959 --> 00:51:05,751
比方說,不能去我家

897
00:51:05,751 --> 00:51:06,876
好,我也不想去

898
00:51:07,626 --> 00:51:11,251
我不能隨時報備行蹤

899
00:51:11,751 --> 00:51:13,876
有人盯上我就會連累你

900
00:51:13,876 --> 00:51:16,001
有空再見面

901
00:51:19,793 --> 00:51:21,709
我們的關係只到炮友

902
00:51:22,876 --> 00:51:25,376
對彼此的瞭解越少越好

903
00:51:25,376 --> 00:51:26,793
下一句是什麼?

904
00:51:27,876 --> 00:51:29,251
不准愛上我?

905
00:51:31,543 --> 00:51:32,793
我很識相

906
00:51:34,584 --> 00:51:36,168
我不要知道你家在哪裡

907
00:51:36,918 --> 00:51:39,793
也不要隨時掌握你的行蹤

908
00:51:40,418 --> 00:51:43,293
有空就約在這裡見面

909
00:51:43,293 --> 00:51:45,418
外面的事都不要想

910
00:51:49,084 --> 00:51:50,168
那好吧

911
00:51:50,168 --> 00:51:51,168
好

912
00:51:51,793 --> 00:51:53,043
條件都同意嗎?

913
00:51:53,043 --> 00:51:54,501
要簽哪裡?

914
00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:02,959
還要簽哪裡?

915
00:52:06,209 --> 00:52:07,126
簽這裡

916
00:52:09,709 --> 00:52:11,584
還有哪裡要簽?

917
00:52:13,209 --> 00:52:16,709
這份文件要毫無漏洞

918
00:52:21,251 --> 00:52:23,668
(虔誠街)

919
00:52:24,334 --> 00:52:26,376
(愉悅街)

920
00:52:26,376 --> 00:52:30,334
佛洛伊德的本我和超我概念

921
00:52:30,334 --> 00:52:34,126
榮格認為兩者不斷互相衝突

922
00:52:35,334 --> 00:52:36,959
超我

923
00:52:36,959 --> 00:52:38,543
是良知

924
00:52:38,543 --> 00:52:40,626
鼓勵人要行為檢點

925
00:52:40,626 --> 00:52:44,126
遵守社會規範、道德標準

926
00:52:47,334 --> 00:52:48,251
本我

927
00:52:49,584 --> 00:52:51,209
人都有欲望

928
00:52:51,209 --> 00:52:53,251
原始的本能

929
00:52:55,334 --> 00:52:58,293
只顧追求愉悅的衝動

930
00:52:58,293 --> 00:53:00,543
完全不管後果

931
00:53:01,334 --> 00:53:02,168
自我

932
00:53:02,751 --> 00:53:03,668
夾在中間

933
00:53:04,459 --> 00:53:07,084
是本能和邏輯中間的橋梁

934
00:53:07,709 --> 00:53:09,459
平衡自律和放縱

935
00:53:09,459 --> 00:53:11,959
不斷試圖得到最大的愉悅

936
00:53:11,959 --> 00:53:14,543
付出最少的代價

937
00:53:14,543 --> 00:53:16,751
{\an8}(紐奧良大學,地質系和心理系)

938
00:53:25,168 --> 00:53:27,293
歡迎搭乘瑪蒂森航空

939
00:53:30,668 --> 00:53:31,876
要飛哪裡?

940
00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:34,751
熱情洋溢的熱帶天堂

941
00:53:38,334 --> 00:53:39,959
請跟我到二樓座艙

942
00:53:41,293 --> 00:53:42,626
直接到頭等艙

943
00:53:44,751 --> 00:53:47,626
先生,請解開安全帶

944
00:53:48,418 --> 00:53:49,959
安全起見

945
00:53:56,043 --> 00:53:58,501
我們即將通過劇烈亂流

946
00:54:01,459 --> 00:54:03,126
請做好防撞姿勢

947
00:54:31,668 --> 00:54:34,793
我知道說好不聊這種事

948
00:54:35,293 --> 00:54:36,959
不想說也沒關係

949
00:54:36,959 --> 00:54:42,418
怎麼殺人不被抓到?

950
00:54:45,168 --> 00:54:48,418
要夠聰明、仔細

951
00:54:49,543 --> 00:54:52,251
永遠要算得比警方精

952
00:54:53,293 --> 00:54:56,209
其實不為人知的是
多數命案都變成懸案

953
00:54:56,209 --> 00:54:57,501
尤其是在這一帶

954
00:54:58,001 --> 00:55:02,834
我的做案手法就找較安定的地方下手

955
00:55:02,834 --> 00:55:06,501
然後再把屍體移到大有問題的地方

956
00:55:07,209 --> 00:55:08,584
這樣不會留下線索嗎?

957
00:55:08,584 --> 00:55:10,584
不夠聰明就有可能

958
00:55:11,793 --> 00:55:13,876
問你,射人要射哪裡?

959
00:55:16,459 --> 00:55:17,584
不對,低一點

960
00:55:18,418 --> 00:55:19,459
再低

961
00:55:19,459 --> 00:55:20,543
再...好了

962
00:55:24,251 --> 00:55:25,084
心臟

963
00:55:27,751 --> 00:55:31,626
像頭或脖子這些部位

964
00:55:31,626 --> 00:55:34,709
一射血就會噴出來

965
00:55:34,709 --> 00:55:36,668
噴得滿地都是

966
00:55:36,668 --> 00:55:40,168
人就是這個裝滿血的臭皮囊

967
00:55:40,168 --> 00:55:42,584
細皮嫩肉的胸腔

968
00:55:42,584 --> 00:55:44,168
把血都包起來

969
00:55:47,626 --> 00:55:48,918
只要移動屍體

970
00:55:49,543 --> 00:55:50,834
故布疑陣

971
00:55:52,334 --> 00:55:54,084
就能引導警方辦案

972
00:55:58,084 --> 00:56:00,584
我高中時太害羞,不敢報名話劇徵選

973
00:56:00,584 --> 00:56:03,709
但現在卻找到發揮的舞台了

974
00:56:03,709 --> 00:56:06,376
每次逮捕就像好戲落幕

975
00:56:06,376 --> 00:56:09,334
我們即將就要幹一票大的了

976
00:56:11,084 --> 00:56:12,418
這不是開玩笑的

977
00:56:13,918 --> 00:56:16,043
我拿這包錢走人

978
00:56:16,876 --> 00:56:21,043
明天這個時候
她的人頭就會裝在超市購物袋

979
00:56:21,668 --> 00:56:24,501
屍體碾碎拿去鄉下餵豬

980
00:56:25,918 --> 00:56:28,293
一句話說清楚

981
00:56:29,418 --> 00:56:31,376
你要這樣嗎?

982
00:56:32,251 --> 00:56:36,959
這個女人迷上手機交友軟體

983
00:56:36,959 --> 00:56:39,959
她在棧橋那邊跟餐廳經理打炮

984
00:56:39,959 --> 00:56:41,834
還想把我吃乾抹淨

985
00:56:41,834 --> 00:56:44,043
你們那邊怎麼辦事我是不清楚

986
00:56:44,626 --> 00:56:45,501
但在我們這裡

987
00:56:46,084 --> 00:56:48,751
照道義就不該搶別人的電視、狗、船

988
00:56:49,459 --> 00:56:50,626
休想

989
00:56:53,293 --> 00:56:54,126
殺掉那個賤人

990
00:56:55,334 --> 00:56:56,168
我很樂意

991
00:57:03,584 --> 00:57:04,418
庭上

992
00:57:05,584 --> 00:57:09,793
精神變態罪犯會危害社會

993
00:57:09,793 --> 00:57:14,168
另一方面,因一時氣憤而犯案的人

994
00:57:14,168 --> 00:57:16,543
就是法律說的義憤犯

995
00:57:16,543 --> 00:57:20,876
再犯的可能性比正常人還低

996
00:57:21,834 --> 00:57:22,876
在本案中

997
00:57:22,876 --> 00:57:27,918
這種教唆殺人的意圖

998
00:57:27,918 --> 00:57:30,209
就算不提其實還沒人受傷

999
00:57:30,209 --> 00:57:32,001
本案特性比較偏向義憤殺人

1000
00:57:32,001 --> 00:57:34,626
不該算是預謀殺人

1001
00:57:34,626 --> 00:57:37,251
異議無效

1002
00:57:37,251 --> 00:57:39,209
請你快交互詰問吧

1003
00:57:39,209 --> 00:57:43,168
強森先生,你先前的證詞

1004
00:57:43,168 --> 00:57:45,709
認為這是預謀行為

1005
00:57:46,334 --> 00:57:49,084
你是指你無中生有這整件事

1006
00:57:49,084 --> 00:57:52,001
迫使他們教唆殺人,是你預謀的嗎?

1007
00:57:52,876 --> 00:57:56,459
他們約我不是臨時決定或一時衝動

1008
00:57:56,459 --> 00:58:01,168
意圖很明顯,殺法也很清楚

1009
00:58:01,751 --> 00:58:05,376
你若沒有強制意圖
為什麼要事先做調查?

1010
00:58:05,376 --> 00:58:09,418
為什麼要奇裝異服偽裝?

1011
00:58:09,418 --> 00:58:13,418
這種情況對我當事人顯然不利

1012
00:58:13,418 --> 00:58:17,251
不過我要問的是
強森先生,請問你的情況是什麼?

1013
00:58:17,251 --> 00:58:18,584
庭上,異議

1014
00:58:18,584 --> 00:58:20,001
異議有效

1015
00:58:20,001 --> 00:58:22,376
偽裝是想隱藏什麼?

1016
00:58:22,376 --> 00:58:23,751
是想騙誰?

1017
00:58:23,751 --> 00:58:24,668
阿郎會怎麼做?

1018
00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:27,001
異議,辯方律師在刁難證人

1019
00:58:27,001 --> 00:58:29,918
我的工作不是分析見面的情況

1020
00:58:29,918 --> 00:58:33,043
我的工作是在這種情況跟客戶見面

1021
00:58:33,043 --> 00:58:35,793
套出他們早就預謀的殺機

1022
00:58:37,459 --> 00:58:40,043
我幹的這一行不是要勸人向善

1023
00:58:45,543 --> 00:58:47,668
我有好東西

1024
00:58:47,668 --> 00:58:49,459
我喜歡

1025
00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:50,793
你在背後藏了什麼?

1026
00:58:50,793 --> 00:58:51,876
你要左手還是右手?

1027
00:58:53,001 --> 00:58:53,876
左手

1028
00:58:53,876 --> 00:58:54,959
你輸了

1029
00:58:55,584 --> 00:58:56,709
靠

1030
00:58:57,834 --> 00:58:58,668
拿槍要幹麼?

1031
00:59:00,584 --> 00:59:02,876
你說呢?我一個女人自己住

1032
00:59:03,418 --> 00:59:04,293
總得保護自己

1033
00:59:04,293 --> 00:59:07,251
也因為一直講殺人的事很嚇人

1034
00:59:07,959 --> 00:59:08,876
好

1035
00:59:09,459 --> 00:59:11,501
相信我,亂玩槍更危險

1036
00:59:12,543 --> 00:59:13,459
你就有槍

1037
00:59:15,376 --> 00:59:17,043
這不一樣,我是職業殺手

1038
00:59:19,168 --> 00:59:21,126
到底要不要教我用槍?

1039
00:59:22,334 --> 00:59:23,168
現在嗎?

1040
00:59:25,209 --> 00:59:26,959
不是說好了

1041
00:59:27,626 --> 00:59:29,251
外面的事都不要想?

1042
00:59:31,501 --> 00:59:34,084
總不能一直窩在家裡

1043
00:59:34,584 --> 00:59:35,418
不是嗎?

1044
00:59:36,584 --> 00:59:37,418
是嗎?

1045
00:59:47,126 --> 00:59:48,209
都射不到

1046
00:59:49,043 --> 00:59:50,209
是那些靶紙會自我修復

1047
00:59:50,209 --> 00:59:52,084
怎麼這麼難瞄準?

1048
00:59:52,084 --> 00:59:53,209
多練習就好

1049
00:59:53,209 --> 00:59:55,293
神槍手,露兩手給我看看

1050
00:59:58,168 --> 00:59:59,834
這種距離

1051
00:59:59,834 --> 01:00:02,834
是給業餘觀光客用的

1052
01:00:10,959 --> 01:00:12,293
我習慣這麼近開槍

1053
01:00:18,168 --> 01:00:19,918
等等,聽我說完

1054
01:00:20,418 --> 01:00:23,418
既然月亮會控制潮汐,對吧?

1055
01:00:23,418 --> 01:00:25,709
- 對
- 而人都是水做的

1056
01:00:25,709 --> 01:00:27,418
怎麼可能不被滿月影響?

1057
01:00:27,918 --> 01:00:28,751
想一想

1058
01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:31,876
那樣說不合邏輯

1059
01:00:31,876 --> 01:00:33,418
- 很有邏輯
- 沒有

1060
01:00:34,459 --> 01:00:37,501
月相跟引力無關

1061
01:00:37,501 --> 01:00:39,084
是陰影的關係

1062
01:00:39,084 --> 01:00:40,793
地球擋住照射到月亮的陽光

1063
01:00:40,793 --> 01:00:42,209
就會形成月相

1064
01:00:42,709 --> 01:00:47,626
月亮和地球之間的引力關係是固定的

1065
01:00:47,626 --> 01:00:50,084
所以雖然每個月的月亮有圓缺變化

1066
01:00:50,084 --> 01:00:53,334
但地球不會受到影響

1067
01:00:53,334 --> 01:00:57,959
原來我是在跟天體物理學家約會

1068
01:00:59,168 --> 01:01:00,376
我要讓你捉摸不定才行

1069
01:01:01,251 --> 01:01:03,084
- 小白臉,來去跳舞
- 好

1070
01:01:32,918 --> 01:01:34,918
(維哥夜店)

1071
01:01:38,334 --> 01:01:40,376
快走吧

1072
01:01:46,876 --> 01:01:48,418
- 雷
- 等一下

1073
01:01:49,293 --> 01:01:50,126
瑪蒂森?

1074
01:01:50,834 --> 01:01:52,043
糟糕

1075
01:01:53,834 --> 01:01:55,918
- 我打了好幾通電話給你
- 雷,拜託

1076
01:01:55,918 --> 01:01:57,876
你的手太忙沒辦法接是吧

1077
01:02:00,084 --> 01:02:00,918
他是誰?

1078
01:02:02,293 --> 01:02:03,168
我是她男朋友

1079
01:02:03,751 --> 01:02:06,168
真的嗎?我是她老公

1080
01:02:06,168 --> 01:02:07,168
雷,不要這樣

1081
01:02:07,168 --> 01:02:08,418
瑪蒂,不要怎樣?

1082
01:02:08,418 --> 01:02:10,209
你說啊

1083
01:02:10,209 --> 01:02:11,751
- 難道要我好聲好氣?
- 幸會

1084
01:02:11,751 --> 01:02:13,043
男朋友,幸會

1085
01:02:14,168 --> 01:02:15,459
瑪蒂森,你真可憐

1086
01:02:16,584 --> 01:02:17,876
- 這口氣我吞不下去
- 雷

1087
01:02:17,876 --> 01:02:21,334
我還沒說完,放開我

1088
01:02:21,334 --> 01:02:23,001
剛是鬧你們的

1089
01:02:23,501 --> 01:02:24,584
不要生氣

1090
01:02:24,584 --> 01:02:27,584
跟你的新朋友開個小玩笑犯法嗎?

1091
01:02:27,584 --> 01:02:29,668
雷,請你不要煩我們

1092
01:02:29,668 --> 01:02:31,293
他媽的,瑪蒂森,不准走

1093
01:02:31,293 --> 01:02:33,334
- 雷
- 休想離開我

1094
01:02:33,334 --> 01:02:34,751
吃裡扒外的賤人,給我過來

1095
01:02:35,626 --> 01:02:37,834
- 靠
- 混蛋,跟她道歉

1096
01:02:37,834 --> 01:02:40,251
混蛋,他叫你道歉

1097
01:02:41,418 --> 01:02:43,209
他是職業的,他會開槍

1098
01:02:43,709 --> 01:02:44,543
開槍給他看

1099
01:02:48,251 --> 01:02:49,168
幹

1100
01:02:53,168 --> 01:02:54,001
走吧

1101
01:02:54,668 --> 01:02:55,751
職業什麼?

1102
01:02:57,543 --> 01:02:59,209
我看是職業渣男

1103
01:03:00,251 --> 01:03:03,043
瑪蒂森,想飛上枝頭變鳳凰是吧

1104
01:03:03,043 --> 01:03:05,501
- 職業哥,再見
- 雷,走了

1105
01:03:06,001 --> 01:03:08,501
去死吧,渣男賤女真是絕配

1106
01:03:08,501 --> 01:03:10,918
- 雷,趕快走了
- 不要叫我

1107
01:03:10,918 --> 01:03:12,293
這樣很難看

1108
01:03:14,126 --> 01:03:16,126
剛真是太過癮了

1109
01:03:16,751 --> 01:03:19,668
你好威風

1110
01:03:20,834 --> 01:03:23,793
那個爛人平常都不給任何人面子

1111
01:03:24,834 --> 01:03:25,918
有看到他的表情嗎?

1112
01:03:27,334 --> 01:03:29,709
- 有
- 他就夾著尾巴走掉

1113
01:03:33,751 --> 01:03:34,668
好誇張

1114
01:03:37,959 --> 01:03:39,334
酷哥

1115
01:03:39,334 --> 01:03:44,751
從來沒人那樣站出來保護過我

1116
01:03:46,043 --> 01:03:46,876
好

1117
01:03:51,251 --> 01:03:53,251
(泰德快餐店)

1118
01:03:53,834 --> 01:03:54,793
來

1119
01:03:54,793 --> 01:03:56,043
最開心的約會

1120
01:04:03,251 --> 01:04:04,084
好吃

1121
01:04:04,084 --> 01:04:05,251
好好吃

1122
01:04:06,918 --> 01:04:11,709
你跟雷好像對你們離婚沒有不同看法

1123
01:04:12,959 --> 01:04:13,834
我很清楚

1124
01:04:14,334 --> 01:04:16,209
他要發瘋我也沒辦法

1125
01:04:16,209 --> 01:04:17,709
你也看到他有多瘋了

1126
01:04:17,709 --> 01:04:18,834
對

1127
01:04:20,918 --> 01:04:22,709
你們有離婚吧?

1128
01:04:24,293 --> 01:04:26,251
我手指有婚戒嗎?

1129
01:04:27,584 --> 01:04:29,168
有沒有?

1130
01:04:30,043 --> 01:04:31,084
沒有

1131
01:04:31,084 --> 01:04:32,168
那就對了

1132
01:04:35,501 --> 01:04:37,168
只是不會這麼巧

1133
01:04:37,168 --> 01:04:40,209
我們去夜店剛好碰到他吧?

1134
01:04:40,209 --> 01:04:41,959
問東問西做什麼?

1135
01:04:43,959 --> 01:04:45,043
好啦

1136
01:04:46,668 --> 01:04:47,709
是我不對

1137
01:04:48,709 --> 01:04:50,168
我違反約定

1138
01:04:54,126 --> 01:04:59,751
但回家後我很樂意再簽一份新契約

1139
01:05:09,834 --> 01:05:11,293
你好像生氣

1140
01:05:11,293 --> 01:05:16,084
我不是氣自己拿槍指著一個豬頭

1141
01:05:16,084 --> 01:05:17,168
那沒什麼

1142
01:05:18,251 --> 01:05:20,584
只是我不會帶你

1143
01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:22,918
到我朋友和前女友常去的地方

1144
01:05:22,918 --> 01:05:24,543
不能節外生枝

1145
01:05:24,543 --> 01:05:26,668
那是巧合

1146
01:05:28,668 --> 01:05:29,668
不會吧?

1147
01:05:29,668 --> 01:05:31,126
這麼巧

1148
01:05:31,918 --> 01:05:33,626
就知道是你

1149
01:05:37,293 --> 01:05:38,334
什麼事?

1150
01:05:38,918 --> 01:05:40,376
我只是來買外帶

1151
01:05:40,376 --> 01:05:43,209
就看到你在這邊,很扯吧?

1152
01:05:43,209 --> 01:05:45,043
實在是有夠巧

1153
01:05:46,418 --> 01:05:48,626
你要介紹我給你朋友認識嗎?

1154
01:05:52,834 --> 01:05:54,709
- 我叫賈斯伯
- 我叫瑪蒂森

1155
01:05:54,709 --> 01:05:56,293
瑪蒂森

1156
01:05:56,876 --> 01:05:57,709
瑪蒂森?

1157
01:05:59,043 --> 01:06:00,251
瑪蒂森

1158
01:06:01,501 --> 01:06:04,334
我們見過嗎?你好面熟

1159
01:06:04,918 --> 01:06:06,126
沒有

1160
01:06:06,126 --> 01:06:08,209
應該沒有

1161
01:06:12,293 --> 01:06:14,168
算了,我說不定之後會想起來

1162
01:06:14,168 --> 01:06:15,209
或許吧

1163
01:06:16,668 --> 01:06:19,459
那就不打擾你們吃甜點

1164
01:06:19,459 --> 01:06:20,959
只是過來打聲招呼

1165
01:06:21,626 --> 01:06:22,668
晚安

1166
01:06:23,793 --> 01:06:24,959
週末愉快

1167
01:06:26,084 --> 01:06:26,959
很高興見到你

1168
01:06:27,834 --> 01:06:28,668
好了

1169
01:06:28,668 --> 01:06:30,418
- 再見
- 再見

1170
01:06:33,918 --> 01:06:36,459
那還真巧

1171
01:06:39,043 --> 01:06:40,084
他是誰?

1172
01:06:43,043 --> 01:06:45,376
我以前的同事

1173
01:06:47,834 --> 01:06:54,084
前夫和前同事

1174
01:06:55,959 --> 01:06:56,876
扯平了?

1175
01:06:57,834 --> 01:06:58,668
沒有

1176
01:06:58,668 --> 01:07:00,084
有

1177
01:07:01,376 --> 01:07:02,834
我願意再簽契約

1178
01:07:16,043 --> 01:07:17,459
要做什麼?

1179
01:07:17,459 --> 01:07:19,709
這麼臨時,害我來不及做調查

1180
01:07:19,709 --> 01:07:21,418
感覺好像全裸上陣一樣

1181
01:07:21,418 --> 01:07:23,168
這是你展現實力的時候

1182
01:07:23,668 --> 01:07:25,751
萬聖節過了,不用再變裝

1183
01:07:26,251 --> 01:07:28,501
我們沒有他多少資料

1184
01:07:28,501 --> 01:07:30,918
連申請監聽票的時間都沒有

1185
01:07:30,918 --> 01:07:32,543
只有錄音

1186
01:07:32,543 --> 01:07:33,626
他叫麥克

1187
01:07:33,626 --> 01:07:36,001
人已經到了,脾氣好像有點暴躁

1188
01:07:36,876 --> 01:07:38,418
越說越可怕

1189
01:07:38,418 --> 01:07:40,168
等等,知道這個人的長相嗎?

1190
01:07:40,168 --> 01:07:42,209
不知道,他說就找一個人坐

1191
01:07:42,209 --> 01:07:43,751
看《麥田捕手》的人

1192
01:07:43,751 --> 01:07:46,084
從過去經驗來看不是好兆頭

1193
01:07:46,084 --> 01:07:47,834
蓋瑞,安啦

1194
01:07:47,834 --> 01:07:48,959
兩三下就解決

1195
01:07:49,459 --> 01:07:51,334
不過又是個不敢自己動手的孬種而已

1196
01:07:51,918 --> 01:07:53,043
阿蓋,你行的

1197
01:07:55,168 --> 01:07:56,001
好吧

1198
01:07:56,001 --> 01:07:57,293
好好享用早餐

1199
01:08:25,251 --> 01:08:26,293
麥克?

1200
01:08:26,293 --> 01:08:27,459
對,阿賈?

1201
01:08:27,459 --> 01:08:30,293
不要轉頭,這是為了保護你

1202
01:08:31,918 --> 01:08:35,418
麥克,找我什麼事?

1203
01:08:36,001 --> 01:08:37,543
- 你是...
- 我是

1204
01:08:41,001 --> 01:08:41,834
你...

1205
01:08:42,334 --> 01:08:43,168
沒錯

1206
01:08:45,834 --> 01:08:47,084
說出你的想法

1207
01:08:47,709 --> 01:08:49,876
除非你是來吃鬆餅

1208
01:08:51,334 --> 01:08:52,501
我老婆

1209
01:08:56,376 --> 01:08:57,376
打算怎麼做?

1210
01:08:58,001 --> 01:09:01,709
你說呢?那個賤人傷透我的心

1211
01:09:03,001 --> 01:09:05,334
我沒辦法看到她在外面

1212
01:09:06,626 --> 01:09:07,918
跟男人摟摟抱抱

1213
01:09:09,668 --> 01:09:13,209
所以才來找你

1214
01:09:15,793 --> 01:09:17,001
找我做什麼?

1215
01:09:18,168 --> 01:09:20,043
幹麼不自己清理門戶?

1216
01:09:20,668 --> 01:09:22,459
我很想

1217
01:09:23,959 --> 01:09:27,168
但我們在辦離婚手續

1218
01:09:28,293 --> 01:09:30,084
我的嫌疑最大

1219
01:09:30,918 --> 01:09:35,043
所以要有天衣無縫的不在場證明

1220
01:09:37,418 --> 01:09:39,334
你們還沒有離婚?

1221
01:09:42,251 --> 01:09:43,168
問這要幹麼?

1222
01:09:45,293 --> 01:09:47,209
對了,我忘了說

1223
01:09:47,209 --> 01:09:49,834
有兩個人要處理

1224
01:09:49,834 --> 01:09:51,793
她交新男朋友

1225
01:09:52,418 --> 01:09:54,293
他是大渣男

1226
01:09:56,834 --> 01:09:57,668
還有呢?

1227
01:09:59,418 --> 01:10:02,126
要是看到他,也能順便殺掉

1228
01:10:05,376 --> 01:10:06,584
沒問題

1229
01:10:07,459 --> 01:10:08,751
價錢會高一點

1230
01:10:08,751 --> 01:10:09,668
可以嗎?

1231
01:10:10,501 --> 01:10:12,793
可以,殺掉那對狗男女

1232
01:10:14,168 --> 01:10:15,043
好

1233
01:10:16,168 --> 01:10:17,001
錢有帶來嗎?

1234
01:10:18,001 --> 01:10:20,918
錢在這裡,殺兩個人應該夠

1235
01:10:25,001 --> 01:10:28,209
不過我有特別要求

1236
01:10:30,751 --> 01:10:32,209
我會竭誠為您服務

1237
01:10:36,668 --> 01:10:40,626
動手的時候要讓她死也瞑目

1238
01:10:42,209 --> 01:10:46,168
就在動手前對著她說

1239
01:10:46,918 --> 01:10:48,918
你心愛的老公要你死

1240
01:10:52,084 --> 01:10:54,834
我要她斷氣前聽到這句話

1241
01:11:02,293 --> 01:11:03,126
這樣好了

1242
01:11:03,709 --> 01:11:05,959
這個男朋友算我免費奉送

1243
01:11:07,043 --> 01:11:08,418
這是怎樣?

1244
01:11:08,418 --> 01:11:10,584
怎樣?很簡單

1245
01:11:11,084 --> 01:11:13,459
錢給我,我來處理

1246
01:11:14,668 --> 01:11:16,459
不用了,我自己處理

1247
01:11:20,626 --> 01:11:21,459
剛是怎樣?

1248
01:11:21,459 --> 01:11:23,543
誰知道,他突然就嚇跑了

1249
01:11:24,709 --> 01:11:25,543
這種事難免

1250
01:11:26,251 --> 01:11:27,084
有嗎?

1251
01:11:32,126 --> 01:11:34,126
有事請留言

1252
01:11:35,209 --> 01:11:37,918
瑪蒂森,聽到留言不要回家

1253
01:11:37,918 --> 01:11:39,709
我聽到雷的事,馬上回電...

1254
01:11:42,709 --> 01:11:43,793
搞什麼鬼?

1255
01:11:43,793 --> 01:11:45,543
- 什麼?
- 什麼?

1256
01:11:45,543 --> 01:11:48,334
什麼意思?那個傢伙連滾帶爬逃走

1257
01:11:48,334 --> 01:11:50,709
不知道,他慌了

1258
01:11:50,709 --> 01:11:52,084
不可能每次都成功

1259
01:11:52,084 --> 01:11:55,501
你用那種態度鐵定不行
他們慌了就要讓他們安心

1260
01:11:55,501 --> 01:11:58,334
我看你做事有點隨便

1261
01:12:00,876 --> 01:12:01,709
可能吧

1262
01:12:04,584 --> 01:12:08,293
我想跟你談談之前那晚的事

1263
01:12:09,126 --> 01:12:11,209
要談什麼?

1264
01:12:14,459 --> 01:12:15,293
她嗎?

1265
01:12:15,293 --> 01:12:18,501
我懂,我都想通了

1266
01:12:18,501 --> 01:12:19,834
沒事

1267
01:12:20,959 --> 01:12:22,459
我上過的嫌犯也不少

1268
01:12:23,293 --> 01:12:25,418
沒什麼,對你是好事

1269
01:12:26,418 --> 01:12:28,876
我只是碰巧遇到她,好嗎?

1270
01:12:28,876 --> 01:12:31,251
她就謝謝我開導她

1271
01:12:32,418 --> 01:12:33,876
最好是

1272
01:12:36,001 --> 01:12:38,918
我不希望你有所誤會

1273
01:12:38,918 --> 01:12:39,834
蓋瑞

1274
01:12:41,418 --> 01:12:42,251
儘管信任我吧

1275
01:12:45,293 --> 01:12:46,751
等等...

1276
01:12:47,834 --> 01:12:50,626
再說一次,他想找人殺我?

1277
01:12:50,626 --> 01:12:53,126
對,他想雇用我殺你

1278
01:12:53,126 --> 01:12:55,126
哪個字你聽不懂?快點走

1279
01:12:55,709 --> 01:12:58,001
- 他有看到你?
- 對

1280
01:12:59,084 --> 01:13:01,001
- 也知道你的職業?
- 對

1281
01:13:03,793 --> 01:13:04,834
那你會殺我嗎?

1282
01:13:07,293 --> 01:13:08,251
你在說什麼?

1283
01:13:09,126 --> 01:13:10,709
你會殺我嗎?

1284
01:13:12,334 --> 01:13:13,168
不會

1285
01:13:14,501 --> 01:13:16,209
那我就不用怕了

1286
01:13:21,876 --> 01:13:23,501
他可能會自己動手

1287
01:13:23,501 --> 01:13:25,209
不會

1288
01:13:26,584 --> 01:13:27,751
他不會

1289
01:13:29,001 --> 01:13:33,459
各位現代陪審員,你們要怎麼裁決?

1290
01:13:36,001 --> 01:13:38,584
我們裁決終身監禁不得假釋

1291
01:13:39,834 --> 01:13:40,876
你們真是現代

1292
01:13:42,043 --> 01:13:43,459
這個結論是怎麼來的?

1293
01:13:43,959 --> 01:13:47,959
儘管我們覺得這個人的罪行很可惡

1294
01:13:47,959 --> 01:13:50,751
不過死刑沒有任何幫助

1295
01:13:50,751 --> 01:13:53,376
只會造成更多痛苦和創傷

1296
01:13:53,376 --> 01:13:54,293
好

1297
01:13:55,376 --> 01:13:57,043
這是司法制度的制定

1298
01:13:57,043 --> 01:13:59,501
回應公民意志的好例子

1299
01:14:00,084 --> 01:14:02,501
好,我們回到過去

1300
01:14:02,501 --> 01:14:04,584
找舊石器時代朋友

1301
01:14:04,584 --> 01:14:07,543
兩萬五千年前的情況很不一樣

1302
01:14:08,334 --> 01:14:09,334
沒有陪審團

1303
01:14:09,834 --> 01:14:11,334
也沒有司法制度

1304
01:14:11,834 --> 01:14:13,793
你們只是一個游牧群落

1305
01:14:13,793 --> 01:14:16,668
你們要怎麼處理

1306
01:14:16,668 --> 01:14:21,959
這個入侵其他部落
精神失常領袖所帶來的威脅?

1307
01:14:21,959 --> 01:14:24,751
他殺人放火、姦淫擄掠

1308
01:14:25,251 --> 01:14:27,084
感覺會把你們通通害死

1309
01:14:28,293 --> 01:14:29,584
你們有什麼選擇?

1310
01:14:30,084 --> 01:14:31,751
我們未能達到一致決定

1311
01:14:31,751 --> 01:14:33,376
有人認為應該流放他

1312
01:14:33,376 --> 01:14:36,376
我們沒有方法流放他,用船嗎?

1313
01:14:36,376 --> 01:14:37,709
多數人

1314
01:14:38,918 --> 01:14:39,834
想幹掉他

1315
01:14:41,043 --> 01:14:43,418
求生存就要用非常手段

1316
01:14:45,334 --> 01:14:46,376
不要惹傑倫

1317
01:14:47,084 --> 01:14:48,668
這個問題要怎麼解決?

1318
01:14:48,668 --> 01:14:50,043
處決

1319
01:14:51,001 --> 01:14:51,876
處決很殘忍

1320
01:14:53,501 --> 01:14:56,501
但從歷史來看可能是正確的選擇

1321
01:14:56,501 --> 01:14:59,793
最近這個議題有很多學術研究

1322
01:14:59,793 --> 01:15:02,959
有人提出新觀點,認為這種定點殺戮

1323
01:15:02,959 --> 01:15:06,668
對社會演化的影響比先前想的還大

1324
01:15:06,668 --> 01:15:11,251
這種剷除破壞勢力的衝動

1325
01:15:11,251 --> 01:15:15,168
很可能是歷史演化的黑暗面

1326
01:15:16,043 --> 01:15:18,376
有人認為這種殺戮有兩個目的

1327
01:15:18,376 --> 01:15:21,459
不只保護社會凝聚和規範

1328
01:15:21,459 --> 01:15:25,501
同時也淘汰某種性喜虐待

1329
01:15:25,501 --> 01:15:27,584
不合群人士的基因

1330
01:15:27,584 --> 01:15:30,001
教授什麼時候變這麼帥?

1331
01:15:30,001 --> 01:15:31,293
就是說啊

1332
01:15:32,001 --> 01:15:34,626
下午會把比較統計資料送到總局?

1333
01:15:38,501 --> 01:15:39,834
他們知道屍體的事嗎?

1334
01:15:40,376 --> 01:15:41,918
不知道,還沒有時間跟他們說

1335
01:15:41,918 --> 01:15:43,334
什麼屍體?

1336
01:15:43,334 --> 01:15:46,459
記得那個想殺老公
後來被我們放走的女人嗎?

1337
01:15:46,459 --> 01:15:48,126
是他放走的,不是我們

1338
01:15:48,126 --> 01:15:50,543
瑪蒂森費格羅亞馬斯特

1339
01:15:50,543 --> 01:15:52,043
你偽裝成阿郎那次

1340
01:15:52,043 --> 01:15:54,168
她老公被人發現身亡

1341
01:15:56,501 --> 01:15:58,668
怎麼回事?在哪裡?

1342
01:15:58,668 --> 01:16:01,751
陳屍在夏曼圖公路旁的高麗菜巷

1343
01:16:01,751 --> 01:16:03,293
很可能是毒品交易糾紛

1344
01:16:03,293 --> 01:16:06,293
被一顆點38口徑子彈射中主動脈

1345
01:16:14,501 --> 01:16:15,334
蓋瑞?

1346
01:16:18,334 --> 01:16:20,626
我當初在調查這個人時

1347
01:16:20,626 --> 01:16:23,501
就發現他有很多毒品問題

1348
01:16:26,418 --> 01:16:27,584
有嫌犯嗎?

1349
01:16:27,584 --> 01:16:29,876
沒有,聽說她跟老公

1350
01:16:29,876 --> 01:16:31,668
在維哥夜店外面大吵

1351
01:16:31,668 --> 01:16:33,751
然後她身邊的男人拿槍指著他

1352
01:16:35,793 --> 01:16:37,001
有查到男人的身分嗎?

1353
01:16:37,584 --> 01:16:38,543
還沒有

1354
01:16:41,793 --> 01:16:45,209
說不定是新男朋友?

1355
01:16:46,251 --> 01:16:48,834
要不要去找這個男人問清楚?

1356
01:16:49,626 --> 01:16:50,834
這個意見不錯

1357
01:16:50,834 --> 01:16:52,376
查出什麼再回報

1358
01:16:52,376 --> 01:16:56,126
我想找強森合力偵辦

1359
01:16:56,126 --> 01:16:57,876
我可以帶他去嗎?

1360
01:16:59,293 --> 01:17:00,126
可以

1361
01:17:00,126 --> 01:17:01,751
蓋瑞,你可以嗎?

1362
01:17:04,501 --> 01:17:05,334
可以

1363
01:17:19,501 --> 01:17:21,501
(維哥夜店)

1364
01:17:34,501 --> 01:17:35,418
你在聞什麼?

1365
01:17:35,418 --> 01:17:37,334
我在找那個男朋友

1366
01:17:43,709 --> 01:17:45,209
靠,找到他了

1367
01:17:45,209 --> 01:17:46,876
老子真厲害

1368
01:17:47,376 --> 01:17:49,584
拜託哦,到底來這裡幹麼?

1369
01:17:49,584 --> 01:17:52,626
別擔心,我不會說出去

1370
01:17:52,626 --> 01:17:53,543
說什麼?

1371
01:17:54,043 --> 01:17:56,043
碰巧再遇到她不代表我是男朋友

1372
01:17:56,043 --> 01:17:57,793
也不代表我就跟命案有關

1373
01:17:57,793 --> 01:18:01,293
不要激動...戒心這麼強

1374
01:18:01,293 --> 01:18:04,209
又沒人說是你

1375
01:18:04,209 --> 01:18:08,543
我只是想問你認不認識這個人?

1376
01:18:09,459 --> 01:18:10,918
面熟嗎?

1377
01:18:13,251 --> 01:18:15,668
就是從早餐店嚇到逃走的那個人

1378
01:18:16,918 --> 01:18:18,376
他叫什麼?麥克嗎?

1379
01:18:18,376 --> 01:18:20,918
他叫雷,是瑪蒂森的老公

1380
01:18:21,876 --> 01:18:22,709
對嗎?

1381
01:18:25,418 --> 01:18:26,334
對

1382
01:18:27,959 --> 01:18:30,584
我回去重聽了你們那段對話

1383
01:18:30,584 --> 01:18:35,501
結果聽出弦外之音

1384
01:18:36,209 --> 01:18:40,459
你明知道提到男朋友他就會抓狂

1385
01:18:41,959 --> 01:18:43,209
你想說什麼?

1386
01:18:45,959 --> 01:18:48,001
沒什麼

1387
01:18:48,001 --> 01:18:50,043
蓋瑞,我們是朋友吧?

1388
01:18:50,834 --> 01:18:52,126
跟你說個祕密

1389
01:18:52,626 --> 01:18:58,584
從警這麼多年,我學會憑直覺辦案

1390
01:18:58,584 --> 01:19:01,751
我的直覺通常都滿準的

1391
01:19:03,334 --> 01:19:04,168
很有用

1392
01:19:05,293 --> 01:19:06,209
查到什麼再跟我說

1393
01:19:09,043 --> 01:19:09,876
再看看

1394
01:19:11,751 --> 01:19:12,668
好吧

1395
01:19:14,126 --> 01:19:15,459
這裡沒有線索

1396
01:19:22,459 --> 01:19:23,876
嚇死我了

1397
01:19:29,334 --> 01:19:31,043
幹麼用那種眼神看我?

1398
01:19:32,543 --> 01:19:33,668
什麼眼神?

1399
01:19:33,668 --> 01:19:36,168
好像我做錯事一樣

1400
01:19:36,168 --> 01:19:37,501
你有嗎?

1401
01:19:40,793 --> 01:19:42,126
有不尋常的事嗎?

1402
01:19:43,168 --> 01:19:44,584
你想說什麼?

1403
01:19:44,584 --> 01:19:46,334
阿郎,一大早別問東問西

1404
01:19:46,834 --> 01:19:48,251
你有聽說雷出事嗎?

1405
01:19:51,126 --> 01:19:52,001
他死了?

1406
01:19:53,043 --> 01:19:53,876
知道

1407
01:19:55,293 --> 01:19:56,459
你怎麼知道?

1408
01:19:56,459 --> 01:19:57,918
我有門路

1409
01:19:59,001 --> 01:20:02,709
你是要跟我說,還是就假裝沒事?

1410
01:20:03,668 --> 01:20:05,293
誰跟你說的?

1411
01:20:07,459 --> 01:20:08,918
這是我的專業

1412
01:20:09,418 --> 01:20:11,376
我會聽警察電台

1413
01:20:11,376 --> 01:20:13,668
就知道這裡有誰被殺

1414
01:20:15,751 --> 01:20:18,376
我是關心你
你看起來淡定得太詭異了

1415
01:20:18,376 --> 01:20:20,334
我當然會跟你說

1416
01:20:23,126 --> 01:20:25,918
只是心情還沒有平復

1417
01:20:28,584 --> 01:20:30,168
整個人六神無主

1418
01:20:30,668 --> 01:20:33,501
我的立場很尷尬

1419
01:20:34,084 --> 01:20:36,418
要我演一個悲傷的寡婦嗎?

1420
01:20:36,418 --> 01:20:39,668
我演不來

1421
01:20:41,209 --> 01:20:43,043
他是好人嗎?不是

1422
01:20:43,959 --> 01:20:47,126
我愛他嗎?我愛過他

1423
01:20:48,668 --> 01:20:51,043
每個人悲傷的方式不一樣

1424
01:20:53,418 --> 01:20:55,709
我得知道這件事跟你有關嗎?

1425
01:20:57,168 --> 01:20:59,918
這件事跟我能扯上什麼屁關係?

1426
01:21:00,918 --> 01:21:02,126
我有什麼動機?你以為...

1427
01:21:02,626 --> 01:21:05,626
一開始是我叫你不要殺他,記得嗎?

1428
01:21:06,126 --> 01:21:09,084
你以為我會沒事免費殺人嗎?

1429
01:21:09,084 --> 01:21:10,043
好啦

1430
01:21:12,543 --> 01:21:13,751
我總得問一下吧

1431
01:21:17,793 --> 01:21:18,626
對不起

1432
01:21:22,751 --> 01:21:23,959
沒關係,我...

1433
01:21:26,043 --> 01:21:26,876
我懂你的心情

1434
01:21:34,293 --> 01:21:35,126
過來抱一下

1435
01:21:38,834 --> 01:21:40,584
很高興有你在

1436
01:21:40,584 --> 01:21:41,501
我也是

1437
01:21:44,418 --> 01:21:45,418
所以是怎麼回事?

1438
01:21:46,751 --> 01:21:48,459
是警方通知你嗎?

1439
01:21:48,459 --> 01:21:49,376
對

1440
01:21:50,418 --> 01:21:53,001
他們有說逮捕什麼嫌犯嗎?

1441
01:21:54,584 --> 01:21:58,709
他們懷疑是毒品交易糾紛
然後他就中槍身亡

1442
01:22:02,626 --> 01:22:03,751
我好怕

1443
01:22:03,751 --> 01:22:04,751
我知道

1444
01:22:06,084 --> 01:22:07,251
好詭異

1445
01:22:09,418 --> 01:22:10,876
這麼突然

1446
01:22:14,584 --> 01:22:16,834
但你也不用怕啊,你為什麼會怕?

1447
01:22:20,959 --> 01:22:22,126
因為人是我殺的

1448
01:22:29,084 --> 01:22:30,418
人是你殺的?

1449
01:22:31,001 --> 01:22:31,918
對

1450
01:22:34,501 --> 01:22:35,668
為什麼要殺人?

1451
01:22:37,459 --> 01:22:39,751
是你說他會來殺我

1452
01:22:41,126 --> 01:22:43,751
所以是他攻擊你,你殺他是自衛

1453
01:22:44,334 --> 01:22:46,584
- 算是吧
- 算是什麼?他做了什麼?

1454
01:22:47,376 --> 01:22:51,001
他好像是醉昏或睡著了

1455
01:22:51,959 --> 01:22:53,209
你就殺掉他?

1456
01:22:53,709 --> 01:22:54,709
對

1457
01:22:54,709 --> 01:22:57,418
我亂編故事,他們就信了

1458
01:22:57,418 --> 01:22:59,209
真要命

1459
01:23:01,293 --> 01:23:03,084
怎麼會這樣?

1460
01:23:04,126 --> 01:23:05,709
幹麼那麼激動?

1461
01:23:05,709 --> 01:23:07,751
- 你殺人像家常便飯
- 我沒有

1462
01:23:07,751 --> 01:23:11,043
我沒有殺過人

1463
01:23:11,043 --> 01:23:12,751
你說什麼?

1464
01:23:13,376 --> 01:23:14,209
我是假殺手

1465
01:23:16,626 --> 01:23:21,001
所以當初才放走你,沒有抓你

1466
01:23:21,001 --> 01:23:24,626
因為我是臥底

1467
01:23:24,626 --> 01:23:26,168
你是警察?

1468
01:23:26,168 --> 01:23:27,334
不是,我...

1469
01:23:31,251 --> 01:23:33,834
我在大學教書,只是兼差當臥底殺手

1470
01:23:33,834 --> 01:23:35,584
結果一發不可收拾

1471
01:23:35,584 --> 01:23:38,209
你從頭到尾都在騙我?

1472
01:23:42,209 --> 01:23:43,084
我無計可施

1473
01:23:45,459 --> 01:23:46,709
不想失去你

1474
01:23:47,209 --> 01:23:48,418
你又先認識阿郎

1475
01:23:48,418 --> 01:23:50,209
你喜歡阿郎

1476
01:23:50,959 --> 01:23:54,293
我也喜歡阿郎,不想讓你看到蓋瑞

1477
01:23:54,293 --> 01:23:56,001
蓋瑞又是誰?

1478
01:23:57,001 --> 01:23:57,918
我是蓋瑞

1479
01:23:58,751 --> 01:23:59,668
你連名字都騙我?

1480
01:24:00,334 --> 01:24:02,084
我的本名是蓋瑞強森

1481
01:24:03,834 --> 01:24:04,668
蓋瑞?

1482
01:24:04,668 --> 01:24:05,584
我知道很土

1483
01:24:07,668 --> 01:24:08,959
抱歉

1484
01:24:09,459 --> 01:24:11,293
他們打了三次

1485
01:24:12,084 --> 01:24:16,168
一定有事,大概有狀況

1486
01:24:16,168 --> 01:24:17,709
克勞,怎麼樣?

1487
01:24:17,709 --> 01:24:20,668
蓋瑞,你在哪裡?馬上回局裡

1488
01:24:20,668 --> 01:24:22,834
- 現在?
- 對

1489
01:24:22,834 --> 01:24:25,334
調查瑪蒂森馬斯特有新發現

1490
01:24:27,959 --> 01:24:29,876
好,馬上到

1491
01:24:31,043 --> 01:24:31,876
對不起

1492
01:24:32,418 --> 01:24:35,668
我有急事,處理完馬上回來

1493
01:24:35,668 --> 01:24:36,751
不用回來

1494
01:24:38,293 --> 01:24:41,501
趕快走,不管你叫什麼

1495
01:24:44,501 --> 01:24:48,001
阿郎走進門,蓋瑞被掃地出門

1496
01:24:52,959 --> 01:24:55,084
強森到了,菲爾,簡報室集合

1497
01:24:55,668 --> 01:24:58,001
(調查科)

1498
01:24:58,001 --> 01:24:59,168
有驚人發現

1499
01:25:00,543 --> 01:25:02,043
蓋瑞,這樣很帥

1500
01:25:09,251 --> 01:25:10,501
好在你趕來了

1501
01:25:12,876 --> 01:25:15,334
情況看起來越來越像是我們搞砸

1502
01:25:16,126 --> 01:25:19,126
瑪蒂森費格羅亞現在嫌疑最大

1503
01:25:20,793 --> 01:25:22,001
- 真的?
- 對

1504
01:25:22,584 --> 01:25:23,543
請坐

1505
01:25:25,584 --> 01:25:27,043
告訴他剛查到的線索

1506
01:25:27,543 --> 01:25:28,501
大概半年前

1507
01:25:28,501 --> 01:25:32,834
雷馬斯特加保壽險一百萬元

1508
01:25:34,084 --> 01:25:38,168
保單唯一受益人當然是配偶

1509
01:25:39,209 --> 01:25:41,834
投保日期比最初教唆未遂還早

1510
01:25:41,834 --> 01:25:44,918
但重案組認為可能跟命案有關

1511
01:25:44,918 --> 01:25:48,001
可能是你們見面後,她找別人動手

1512
01:25:48,001 --> 01:25:50,751
- 或是自己動手
- 放走嫌犯就會這樣

1513
01:25:50,751 --> 01:25:51,876
放馬後炮沒有用

1514
01:25:51,876 --> 01:25:53,751
事情都過那麼久了

1515
01:25:56,084 --> 01:26:00,043
蓋瑞,你在快樂咖啡館之後
還有跟她碰面嗎?

1516
01:26:00,626 --> 01:26:02,959
我們有碰面

1517
01:26:03,709 --> 01:26:04,543
還有?

1518
01:26:04,543 --> 01:26:05,626
什麼時候?

1519
01:26:06,126 --> 01:26:07,751
我在泰德快餐店碰巧遇到她

1520
01:26:08,251 --> 01:26:11,126
她就謝謝我開導她,幫她走出來

1521
01:26:12,501 --> 01:26:14,751
那天晚上也剛好碰到你

1522
01:26:14,751 --> 01:26:16,209
你有跟她聊幾句

1523
01:26:18,251 --> 01:26:19,543
你也有份?

1524
01:26:22,543 --> 01:26:24,001
我當時不知道是她

1525
01:26:24,626 --> 01:26:26,084
她就是瑪蒂森

1526
01:26:30,543 --> 01:26:33,793
她有殺人嫌疑嗎?

1527
01:26:35,543 --> 01:26:38,543
不敢說沒有,但有的話我會很驚訝

1528
01:26:38,543 --> 01:26:42,501
她看起來很快樂,她離開了老公

1529
01:26:42,501 --> 01:26:43,959
有自己的家

1530
01:26:45,876 --> 01:26:47,709
看起來過得很好

1531
01:26:50,543 --> 01:26:52,168
那我們下一步是什麼?

1532
01:26:54,376 --> 01:26:57,626
想要的話,隨時可以找她來問話

1533
01:26:57,626 --> 01:27:00,001
她大概會找個好律師,乾脆不說話

1534
01:27:00,001 --> 01:27:01,501
假設她真是凶手

1535
01:27:01,501 --> 01:27:04,626
說詞和不在場證明大概早就準備好了

1536
01:27:04,626 --> 01:27:08,418
要讓她說出實話只有一次機會

1537
01:27:11,168 --> 01:27:12,001
要靠這個人

1538
01:27:13,293 --> 01:27:14,793
- 靠我?
- 對

1539
01:27:16,501 --> 01:27:20,834
問一下,你碰巧遇到她的時候

1540
01:27:21,334 --> 01:27:23,459
是蓋瑞還是殺手?

1541
01:27:23,459 --> 01:27:25,793
那次你是什麼身分?

1542
01:27:26,376 --> 01:27:27,251
阿郎

1543
01:27:28,584 --> 01:27:30,501
她還以為你是殺手阿郎?

1544
01:27:31,876 --> 01:27:32,918
不然是誰?

1545
01:27:35,418 --> 01:27:39,001
太好了,她很清楚

1546
01:27:39,001 --> 01:27:41,876
他知道她想殺這個人

1547
01:27:41,876 --> 01:27:45,751
她一定是喜歡他,或是夠信任他

1548
01:27:45,751 --> 01:27:48,751
才會在泰德快餐店共吃一個聖代

1549
01:27:48,751 --> 01:27:52,668
實話實說吧,他們知道彼此的秘密

1550
01:27:52,668 --> 01:27:55,376
她絕對想不到

1551
01:27:55,376 --> 01:27:56,959
他會錄下他們的對話

1552
01:27:56,959 --> 01:27:59,001
我們有機會套出真相

1553
01:28:00,959 --> 01:28:05,209
所以我們要製造不期而遇

1554
01:28:05,209 --> 01:28:06,543
讓他去套她的話

1555
01:28:06,543 --> 01:28:07,751
不是不期而遇

1556
01:28:08,668 --> 01:28:11,251
是登門造訪

1557
01:28:11,834 --> 01:28:13,751
請蓋瑞戴監聽器

1558
01:28:14,334 --> 01:28:16,209
馬上行動

1559
01:28:17,709 --> 01:28:22,501
你可以假裝關心她

1560
01:28:23,084 --> 01:28:25,293
看到她老公遇害的新聞

1561
01:28:25,293 --> 01:28:28,834
直接說你有事想跟她說

1562
01:28:32,543 --> 01:28:33,501
我喜歡

1563
01:28:34,001 --> 01:28:35,501
很難說她會說出什麼

1564
01:28:35,501 --> 01:28:37,709
但你讓她開口後

1565
01:28:37,709 --> 01:28:39,668
就能知道她是不是在說謊

1566
01:28:39,668 --> 01:28:40,876
沒錯

1567
01:28:40,876 --> 01:28:42,001
蓋瑞,你可以嗎?

1568
01:28:43,543 --> 01:28:44,876
這個計畫不錯

1569
01:28:45,918 --> 01:28:46,834
非常好

1570
01:28:47,751 --> 01:28:49,168
把地址傳給我

1571
01:28:50,126 --> 01:28:51,043
就約在那邊

1572
01:28:51,876 --> 01:28:53,543
- 我們去逮她吧
- 我坐你的車

1573
01:28:53,543 --> 01:28:54,793
順便幫你惡補一下

1574
01:28:55,709 --> 01:28:56,626
我們麵包車上見

1575
01:29:04,334 --> 01:29:05,293
還好嗎?

1576
01:29:07,251 --> 01:29:08,293
還好

1577
01:29:10,001 --> 01:29:11,126
那就好

1578
01:29:12,876 --> 01:29:15,293
害我緊張起來

1579
01:29:25,709 --> 01:29:27,543
真的嗎?他要耳機?

1580
01:29:27,543 --> 01:29:29,584
這次我想親自指導他

1581
01:29:31,376 --> 01:29:32,418
阿郎,去逮她

1582
01:29:41,334 --> 01:29:42,293
我罩你

1583
01:29:48,709 --> 01:29:49,876
你們在嗎?

1584
01:29:49,876 --> 01:29:51,126
聽得到嗎?

1585
01:29:51,126 --> 01:29:52,043
聽得很清楚

1586
01:29:52,751 --> 01:29:53,918
耳機正常嗎?

1587
01:29:54,418 --> 01:29:56,168
- 正常
- 很好

1588
01:29:56,168 --> 01:29:59,209
切記,只有錄音,內容要清楚明確

1589
01:29:59,209 --> 01:30:00,293
知道了

1590
01:30:09,168 --> 01:30:10,001
有事跟你說

1591
01:30:10,001 --> 01:30:11,209
(警方在聽,配合我)

1592
01:30:11,209 --> 01:30:12,334
這下麻煩大了

1593
01:30:12,334 --> 01:30:15,126
要趕快想辦法,不然我們都有事

1594
01:30:15,126 --> 01:30:16,209
等等,什麼?

1595
01:30:16,209 --> 01:30:17,751
(我還是阿郎,我們沒交往)

1596
01:30:17,751 --> 01:30:18,793
警方知道我是殺手

1597
01:30:18,793 --> 01:30:20,834
所以我們那一次見面

1598
01:30:20,834 --> 01:30:22,751
害我變成殺你老公的嫌犯

1599
01:30:22,751 --> 01:30:25,668
- 警方認為我們有人是凶手
- 不是我

1600
01:30:25,668 --> 01:30:27,001
一定是你,動機那麼明顯

1601
01:30:27,001 --> 01:30:28,501
(你是清白的,否認到底)

1602
01:30:28,501 --> 01:30:30,209
- 我也不怪你
- 我沒有殺他

1603
01:30:30,834 --> 01:30:33,209
等等...誰說人是我殺的?

1604
01:30:33,209 --> 01:30:34,918
不要血口噴人,你應該最清楚

1605
01:30:34,918 --> 01:30:36,001
我沒有能力殺人

1606
01:30:36,001 --> 01:30:38,168
那是誰?到底怎麼回事?

1607
01:30:40,168 --> 01:30:41,251
我都是聽人家說的

1608
01:30:41,251 --> 01:30:42,334
說什麼?

1609
01:30:43,418 --> 01:30:45,084
他買毒品被槍殺

1610
01:30:45,084 --> 01:30:46,168
那個人有毒癮

1611
01:30:47,209 --> 01:30:49,418
好,你說人不是你殺的

1612
01:30:49,418 --> 01:30:51,418
{\an8}(警方知道夜店外有人拿槍
說是別人)

1613
01:30:51,418 --> 01:30:53,168
你上次看到他是什麼時候?

1614
01:30:54,001 --> 01:30:55,459
不久前在維哥夜店

1615
01:30:55,459 --> 01:30:56,459
那間夜店?

1616
01:30:56,459 --> 01:30:59,793
對,我在舞池認識一個男人

1617
01:30:59,793 --> 01:31:03,293
離開夜店的時候突然遇到雷

1618
01:31:03,293 --> 01:31:05,876
雷看到我跟別的男人在一起就抓狂

1619
01:31:05,876 --> 01:31:07,918
說話很不客氣,威脅人家

1620
01:31:07,918 --> 01:31:09,251
還強拉我

1621
01:31:09,251 --> 01:31:10,918
這個男的想保護我

1622
01:31:10,918 --> 01:31:13,918
就掏出槍來指著雷的臉

1623
01:31:13,918 --> 01:31:16,209
問出掏槍男的身分

1624
01:31:16,209 --> 01:31:17,209
雷嚇到

1625
01:31:17,209 --> 01:31:20,709
他離開,我拔腿就跑
後來就沒有看到他

1626
01:31:21,584 --> 01:31:23,001
這個男的是誰?

1627
01:31:23,001 --> 01:31:24,959
掏槍的人叫什麼名字?

1628
01:31:27,251 --> 01:31:28,293
不知道

1629
01:31:29,001 --> 01:31:31,126
- 你不知道他叫什麼?
- 不知道

1630
01:31:31,626 --> 01:31:33,376
我們在舞池跳得很開心

1631
01:31:34,001 --> 01:31:36,918
我問他想不想去別的地方

1632
01:31:36,918 --> 01:31:37,918
他說好

1633
01:31:37,918 --> 01:31:40,459
我們走出來就碰到雷發瘋

1634
01:31:40,459 --> 01:31:43,459
就算他有說名字,我也沒有聽到

1635
01:31:44,626 --> 01:31:46,293
你不知道他叫什麼

1636
01:31:46,793 --> 01:31:49,876
在夜店隨便認識一個男人就帶出場?

1637
01:31:49,876 --> 01:31:51,334
不要亂說

1638
01:31:51,834 --> 01:31:54,251
我是成熟的單身女人

1639
01:31:54,251 --> 01:31:57,251
他才不是隨便挑的,他舞跳得超好

1640
01:31:58,584 --> 01:31:59,709
恭喜你

1641
01:32:00,334 --> 01:32:02,626
因為你的神秘男是嫌犯

1642
01:32:03,209 --> 01:32:04,376
聽說警方在找他

1643
01:32:05,459 --> 01:32:06,876
問壽險的事將她一軍

1644
01:32:06,876 --> 01:32:08,626
我也在找他

1645
01:32:09,251 --> 01:32:11,126
這個年頭好男人不好找

1646
01:32:11,126 --> 01:32:13,293
他站出來保護我

1647
01:32:13,293 --> 01:32:15,334
要是警方找到人,你要告訴我

1648
01:32:16,709 --> 01:32:17,543
我們第一次...

1649
01:32:17,543 --> 01:32:19,168
(他們知道壽險,推給雷)

1650
01:32:20,043 --> 01:32:22,668
...在快樂咖啡館見面
你看起來不是為錢殺人

1651
01:32:22,668 --> 01:32:24,876
不像其他那些找我殺人的雇主

1652
01:32:25,584 --> 01:32:26,584
本來就不是

1653
01:32:27,084 --> 01:32:29,251
那怎麼會投保一百萬壽險?

1654
01:32:29,251 --> 01:32:31,001
大家好像都知道

1655
01:32:31,001 --> 01:32:33,543
不要一副一百萬是小錢的樣子

1656
01:32:33,543 --> 01:32:36,751
不准騙我,我可是殺人不眨眼

1657
01:32:41,001 --> 01:32:43,626
雷的家族很有錢,常做這種事

1658
01:32:43,626 --> 01:32:45,418
他們很愛買保險

1659
01:32:45,959 --> 01:32:47,668
那筆錢我連會不會拿到都不知道

1660
01:32:47,668 --> 01:32:50,793
只知道我們鬧翻後,他就改掉受益人

1661
01:32:51,376 --> 01:32:53,918
我不懂錢的事,雷很愛談錢...

1662
01:32:53,918 --> 01:32:55,459
(最後來點狠的,把我轟走)

1663
01:32:55,459 --> 01:32:58,793
...聊投資之類的事,我聽過就忘

1664
01:32:59,709 --> 01:33:02,168
我問什麼你都有問必答

1665
01:33:03,668 --> 01:33:05,418
可惜是滿嘴胡謅

1666
01:33:05,418 --> 01:33:06,793
我說的是實話

1667
01:33:06,793 --> 01:33:08,668
我還是確定人是你殺的

1668
01:33:08,668 --> 01:33:10,751
住嘴,人不是我殺的

1669
01:33:10,751 --> 01:33:13,626
你竟敢跑來我家說我殺人

1670
01:33:13,626 --> 01:33:15,001
快滾

1671
01:33:15,001 --> 01:33:18,418
我是站在你這邊才會過來

1672
01:33:18,418 --> 01:33:20,626
想幫你擺脫嫌疑

1673
01:33:20,626 --> 01:33:23,084
不是因為我不是大好人

1674
01:33:23,084 --> 01:33:25,709
只是你擺脫嫌疑才能還我清白

1675
01:33:25,709 --> 01:33:28,043
我們能一起想辦法擺平這件事

1676
01:33:28,043 --> 01:33:29,209
誰跟你一起

1677
01:33:29,209 --> 01:33:31,584
我可以找個替死鬼當凶手

1678
01:33:31,584 --> 01:33:33,709
你要先跟我說實話

1679
01:33:33,709 --> 01:33:34,876
我才好辦事

1680
01:33:34,876 --> 01:33:35,834
我不想說了

1681
01:33:35,834 --> 01:33:38,626
我不想再被殺手問東問西

1682
01:33:38,626 --> 01:33:41,459
你又不是警察,凶手讓他們去查

1683
01:33:41,459 --> 01:33:43,376
我知道的事都說了

1684
01:33:43,376 --> 01:33:45,584
命案跟我無關

1685
01:33:45,584 --> 01:33:48,376
雷是有毒癮的混蛋

1686
01:33:48,376 --> 01:33:50,376
馬上給我滾

1687
01:33:50,376 --> 01:33:52,459
我說最後一次

1688
01:33:52,959 --> 01:33:55,043
我是在幫你

1689
01:33:55,043 --> 01:33:58,334
等我走出這扇門,你就自己看著辦
不要怪我不幫你

1690
01:33:58,334 --> 01:33:59,834
很好,不用你幫

1691
01:34:01,334 --> 01:34:03,876
警方很可能在監視我們

1692
01:34:03,876 --> 01:34:05,918
最好不要再見面

1693
01:34:06,501 --> 01:34:09,001
- 很好
- 看到我也不要打招呼

1694
01:34:09,001 --> 01:34:10,459
不是針對你

1695
01:34:10,959 --> 01:34:12,126
只是一定要斷得乾淨

1696
01:34:12,126 --> 01:34:13,751
好啊

1697
01:34:21,834 --> 01:34:22,668
好險

1698
01:34:29,084 --> 01:34:30,251
怎麼樣?

1699
01:34:32,001 --> 01:34:33,168
你說呢?

1700
01:34:35,334 --> 01:34:37,418
你挖了很多洞給她跳

1701
01:34:38,501 --> 01:34:42,209
她要嘛就是一流騙子
不然就是清白的

1702
01:34:42,793 --> 01:34:43,959
最好是

1703
01:34:43,959 --> 01:34:47,001
- 該死,我以為是她
- 我也是

1704
01:34:47,834 --> 01:34:49,626
她看起來不像在騙人

1705
01:34:54,043 --> 01:34:55,334
賈斯伯,你覺得呢?

1706
01:34:58,459 --> 01:35:01,376
我同意凶手應該不是她

1707
01:35:03,334 --> 01:35:05,543
蓋瑞,辛苦了,表現真好

1708
01:35:09,584 --> 01:35:12,626
這個掏槍的神秘男

1709
01:35:13,126 --> 01:35:15,334
- 要不要找到那個人?
- 不用

1710
01:35:15,334 --> 01:35:19,126
看樣子他只是在小巷掏槍嚇唬混蛋

1711
01:35:19,126 --> 01:35:20,501
沒有什麼惡意

1712
01:35:21,793 --> 01:35:23,168
收工了

1713
01:35:50,543 --> 01:35:53,001
天啊

1714
01:35:54,043 --> 01:35:55,168
終於來了

1715
01:35:55,959 --> 01:35:58,251
男主角現身了

1716
01:36:05,168 --> 01:36:07,876
就知道你會過來

1717
01:36:09,293 --> 01:36:11,834
來喝啤酒慶祝一下,我請你喝

1718
01:36:11,834 --> 01:36:13,751
- 上次你請,不要跟我搶
- 我去拿

1719
01:36:15,751 --> 01:36:16,793
她很厲害

1720
01:36:17,668 --> 01:36:18,668
賈斯伯,怎麼了?

1721
01:36:19,293 --> 01:36:24,251
我才剛跟瑪蒂森說你們兩個好會演

1722
01:36:24,251 --> 01:36:29,876
所以我一定要專程過來現場朝聖一下

1723
01:36:29,876 --> 01:36:33,668
你的演技沒有得挑

1724
01:36:33,668 --> 01:36:35,084
你就...

1725
01:36:36,209 --> 01:36:37,418
我的朋友

1726
01:36:38,001 --> 01:36:39,626
你的演技讓我驚為天人

1727
01:36:41,251 --> 01:36:43,334
蓋瑞,我小看你了

1728
01:36:43,334 --> 01:36:45,959
還是要叫你阿郎?抱歉

1729
01:36:45,959 --> 01:36:47,459
蓋瑞、阿郎

1730
01:36:50,001 --> 01:36:51,876
有時候會搞混,你會嗎?

1731
01:36:51,876 --> 01:36:53,126
有時候

1732
01:36:54,543 --> 01:36:56,668
- 對
- 現在到底是怎樣?

1733
01:36:58,293 --> 01:37:03,668
我才跟美麗的瑪蒂森說

1734
01:37:03,668 --> 01:37:07,209
下午的事結果怎樣我都無所謂

1735
01:37:07,209 --> 01:37:11,251
就算你最後悽慘收場

1736
01:37:11,251 --> 01:37:13,418
至少我可以復職

1737
01:37:13,418 --> 01:37:16,043
不過如果你僥倖脫罪

1738
01:37:16,043 --> 01:37:19,834
恭喜你們,看樣子是這樣

1739
01:37:21,543 --> 01:37:25,334
只要給我一大筆錢就好

1740
01:37:27,584 --> 01:37:30,876
現在換你們問我什麼錢

1741
01:37:30,876 --> 01:37:32,626
或是哪裡有錢

1742
01:37:32,626 --> 01:37:34,168
我就會回你

1743
01:37:36,668 --> 01:37:38,793
死老公的壽險保險金

1744
01:37:40,584 --> 01:37:41,418
好

1745
01:37:43,001 --> 01:37:45,709
這是我們的小秘密

1746
01:37:45,709 --> 01:37:47,584
給我封口費

1747
01:37:48,709 --> 01:37:51,293
你們就不用坐牢

1748
01:37:52,001 --> 01:37:54,251
- 賈斯伯,沒有封口費
- 我...

1749
01:37:54,251 --> 01:37:56,584
因為沒有任何隱情,我們在交往嗎?

1750
01:37:56,584 --> 01:37:58,376
- 誰理你
- 靠,這我倒不知道耶

1751
01:37:58,376 --> 01:37:59,751
你已經攤牌了

1752
01:37:59,751 --> 01:38:01,584
- 恭喜
- 去你的,快滾

1753
01:38:01,584 --> 01:38:02,834
不要吵了

1754
01:38:04,626 --> 01:38:05,459
留下來

1755
01:38:06,376 --> 01:38:08,584
寶貝,坐下來聽他說完

1756
01:38:08,584 --> 01:38:11,001
寶貝,幹麼那麼凶

1757
01:38:18,334 --> 01:38:19,459
我只是想幫你們

1758
01:38:19,459 --> 01:38:22,751
- 幫我們?
- 蓋瑞,真要命

1759
01:38:22,751 --> 01:38:25,918
夠了,好不好?

1760
01:38:27,084 --> 01:38:29,001
不要再酸了

1761
01:38:29,501 --> 01:38:32,334
我先說

1762
01:38:32,334 --> 01:38:34,834
我一直在跟蹤你們兩個

1763
01:38:35,334 --> 01:38:36,876
不瞞你們說

1764
01:38:37,376 --> 01:38:41,334
我很想復職,不是針對你

1765
01:38:41,334 --> 01:38:44,543
結果卻挖到寶了

1766
01:38:46,626 --> 01:38:51,668
我的證據夠讓你吃一輩子牢飯

1767
01:38:51,668 --> 01:38:52,918
還有你

1768
01:38:53,626 --> 01:38:55,334
殺人共犯?

1769
01:38:58,501 --> 01:38:59,334
小狗狗

1770
01:39:01,209 --> 01:39:03,043
你也會坐一陣子牢

1771
01:39:03,668 --> 01:39:10,293
我之所以敢斷定人就是你殺的

1772
01:39:10,293 --> 01:39:16,668
是因為我敢斷定你的鐵漢哥

1773
01:39:18,459 --> 01:39:20,459
不會殺人

1774
01:39:30,626 --> 01:39:32,001
好熱

1775
01:39:38,168 --> 01:39:39,459
說來諷刺

1776
01:39:41,376 --> 01:39:43,793
好在你們有壽險保險金救命

1777
01:39:44,668 --> 01:39:51,084
那筆錢讓我想說我們這段...

1778
01:39:55,209 --> 01:39:56,126
黑暗...

1779
01:39:58,418 --> 01:40:01,293
刺激的奇遇

1780
01:40:02,168 --> 01:40:05,709
可以有圓滿的結局

1781
01:40:06,751 --> 01:40:10,001
你們交出錢的那天

1782
01:40:11,751 --> 01:40:12,751
就是...

1783
01:40:16,001 --> 01:40:16,959
幹

1784
01:40:20,709 --> 01:40:21,959
幹

1785
01:40:43,376 --> 01:40:44,584
完蛋了

1786
01:40:45,918 --> 01:40:47,251
剛發生什麼事?

1787
01:40:49,543 --> 01:40:52,668
我在啤酒裡下藥,希望藥量沒有太重

1788
01:40:55,918 --> 01:40:58,959
但要是他醒來,我就會坐牢

1789
01:41:03,084 --> 01:41:04,334
我對警察下藥

1790
01:41:07,001 --> 01:41:08,418
這下死定了

1791
01:41:24,584 --> 01:41:25,501
你要做什麼?

1792
01:41:48,543 --> 01:41:49,709
拿塑膠袋要幹麼?

1793
01:41:51,584 --> 01:41:52,418
一不做二不休

1794
01:41:59,584 --> 01:42:01,501
殺警察一定逃不掉

1795
01:42:06,668 --> 01:42:09,751
通常是逃不掉
但依賈斯伯最近的狀況

1796
01:42:11,668 --> 01:42:12,876
我們應該逃得掉

1797
01:42:15,168 --> 01:42:19,209
警方大概也跟我們一樣想除掉他

1798
01:42:20,001 --> 01:42:24,418
他不在會比較好

1799
01:42:32,084 --> 01:42:33,293
天啊

1800
01:42:38,293 --> 01:42:39,709
那要編什麼故事?

1801
01:42:42,334 --> 01:42:45,043
有人在荒郊野外發現他的車

1802
01:42:45,543 --> 01:42:47,626
他體內有藥物,頭套塑膠袋陳屍車上

1803
01:42:48,126 --> 01:42:49,793
沒有挫傷和掙扎的跡象

1804
01:42:50,668 --> 01:42:51,876
很明顯是自殺

1805
01:42:54,293 --> 01:42:56,834
他老婆幾年前離開了他

1806
01:42:58,709 --> 01:43:00,626
所以沒人會多問

1807
01:43:01,709 --> 01:43:07,459
他有種族歧視又厭女,說話很毒

1808
01:43:08,709 --> 01:43:11,334
是貪汙警察

1809
01:43:15,126 --> 01:43:15,959
管他去死

1810
01:43:22,209 --> 01:43:23,918
真要這樣做?

1811
01:43:23,918 --> 01:43:25,501
我們也是逼不得已

1812
01:43:27,793 --> 01:43:31,209
我知道要你相信我不容易

1813
01:43:31,209 --> 01:43:35,751
還有串供的事要處理

1814
01:43:38,084 --> 01:43:39,043
但我可能愛上你了

1815
01:43:43,709 --> 01:43:45,251
相信你總是不容易

1816
01:43:47,293 --> 01:43:51,084
順便告訴你,我也愛上你了

1817
01:43:55,584 --> 01:43:56,751
同甘共苦?

1818
01:43:59,168 --> 01:44:02,709
這算是最苦的吧?

1819
01:44:08,001 --> 01:44:09,126
對

1820
01:44:11,918 --> 01:44:13,376
要牽手走到最後?

1821
01:44:14,626 --> 01:44:16,209
至死不渝?

1822
01:44:17,084 --> 01:44:20,126
對,因為我不來離婚那一套

1823
01:44:21,334 --> 01:44:22,709
開玩笑的

1824
01:44:24,126 --> 01:44:25,751
條件同意嗎?

1825
01:44:26,959 --> 01:44:27,876
同意

1826
01:44:28,376 --> 01:44:29,209
同意

1827
01:44:29,751 --> 01:44:30,626
要簽哪裡?

1828
01:44:33,834 --> 01:44:35,209
還要簽哪裡?

1829
01:44:35,709 --> 01:44:36,543
簽這裡

1830
01:44:38,251 --> 01:44:41,418
這份文件要毫無漏洞

1831
01:44:42,376 --> 01:44:44,918
下面這個地方也要簽

1832
01:45:02,334 --> 01:45:05,043
我知道這個學期教了很多東西

1833
01:45:06,543 --> 01:45:07,959
但這正是重點,不是嗎?

1834
01:45:09,043 --> 01:45:13,043
被各種不同的觀點和可能性淹沒

1835
01:45:13,543 --> 01:45:17,501
選擇這樣想,人生就會充滿可能

1836
01:45:18,668 --> 01:45:20,168
我以前不這樣想

1837
01:45:20,168 --> 01:45:24,751
以前覺得現實是客觀不可變的

1838
01:45:26,168 --> 01:45:31,459
我們都卡在
柏拉圖、笛卡兒、康德的哲學觀

1839
01:45:33,209 --> 01:45:34,543
但這些年來我發現

1840
01:45:34,543 --> 01:45:37,043
真相的產生是集合

1841
01:45:37,043 --> 01:45:40,043
各種不同的觀點,沒有絕對

1842
01:45:40,668 --> 01:45:42,543
不管是道德還是認識論

1843
01:45:43,168 --> 01:45:46,959
這個人生觀讓人更有力量

1844
01:45:46,959 --> 01:45:50,209
假設宇宙不是固定不變

1845
01:45:51,293 --> 01:45:52,168
人也一樣

1846
01:45:52,834 --> 01:45:56,584
一個人能改變成為更好的人

1847
01:45:58,001 --> 01:46:02,126
現實會隨時間改變,這是肯定的

1848
01:46:02,126 --> 01:46:03,959
現實的改變是不知不覺的

1849
01:46:04,918 --> 01:46:08,459
我鼓勵你們接受這種改變

1850
01:46:09,293 --> 01:46:11,459
這個學期已接近尾聲

1851
01:46:11,459 --> 01:46:14,459
你們以後要面對這個複雜的世界

1852
01:46:14,459 --> 01:46:19,001
給你們一個建議

1853
01:46:20,626 --> 01:46:24,709
抓住自己想要的身分

1854
01:46:27,709 --> 01:46:30,126
這堂課結束後不管你想成為誰

1855
01:46:30,126 --> 01:46:33,418
都要盡情做自己

1856
01:46:36,084 --> 01:46:38,376
希望大家期末考都順利

1857
01:46:39,626 --> 01:46:40,626
考試開始

1858
01:46:43,709 --> 01:46:45,501
有沒有看到外面那些白色的鳥?

1859
01:46:46,668 --> 01:46:50,876
有橘色的長嘴,那是朱鷺

1860
01:46:52,001 --> 01:46:54,918
看看那雙眼睛,美極了

1861
01:46:55,418 --> 01:46:57,209
我知道有可頌

1862
01:46:57,209 --> 01:47:00,418
也有杯子蛋糕,有帶蘋果派嗎?

1863
01:47:00,418 --> 01:47:02,709
我有帶蓋瑞著名的蘋果派

1864
01:47:02,709 --> 01:47:04,668
太好了,這項也確定了

1865
01:47:05,168 --> 01:47:08,376
不用擔心服裝的事,交給我

1866
01:47:09,709 --> 01:47:11,959
謝天謝地,瑪蒂森,你好棒,謝謝

1867
01:47:11,959 --> 01:47:14,168
我們很缺人手

1868
01:47:14,168 --> 01:47:16,168
蓋比跑去阿斯本玩

1869
01:47:16,168 --> 01:47:18,293
害我很想掐死她

1870
01:47:21,709 --> 01:47:22,793
開玩笑的

1871
01:47:22,793 --> 01:47:23,918
下次聚會見了

1872
01:47:25,668 --> 01:47:28,959
在這段期間內,愛改變了我

1873
01:47:29,668 --> 01:47:32,918
最後在蓋瑞和阿郎之間找到平衡

1874
01:47:32,918 --> 01:47:34,751
畢竟人生很短

1875
01:47:35,793 --> 01:47:37,543
要活出自己

1876
01:47:39,751 --> 01:47:42,418
媽媽,你跟爸爸在哪裡認識?

1877
01:47:54,959 --> 01:47:59,709
爸爸是我認識最好的人

1878
01:47:59,709 --> 01:48:02,001
雖然他都裝一副酷樣

1879
01:48:03,209 --> 01:48:04,668
看得出來是裝的

1880
01:48:05,251 --> 01:48:08,626
你媽媽...要我怎麼說呢?

1881
01:48:08,626 --> 01:48:10,459
我對媽媽是一見鍾情

1882
01:48:11,834 --> 01:48:13,459
她最後讓我成為新好男人

1883
01:48:16,876 --> 01:48:20,543
至於你的問題,我們認識的地方

1884
01:48:20,543 --> 01:48:22,501
叫快樂咖啡館

1885
01:48:26,293 --> 01:48:27,334
派好吃嗎?

1886
01:48:28,543 --> 01:48:29,959
派都好吃

1887
01:48:30,709 --> 01:48:32,418
一定好吃

1888
01:48:37,168 --> 01:48:40,168
(本片獻給蓋瑞強森
1947年生,2022年卒)

1889
01:48:40,168 --> 01:48:44,126
(越戰退伍軍人,大學教師)

1890
01:48:44,126 --> 01:48:46,668
(逮捕過70多人的臥底)

1891
01:48:46,668 --> 01:48:48,293
(愛動物的佛教徒)

1892
01:48:48,293 --> 01:48:50,751
(世上最淡定的男人)

1893
01:48:50,751 --> 01:48:53,584
(沒有殺過人,劇情純屬虛構)

1894
01:54:51,168 --> 01:54:53,001
《情迷假殺手》

1895
01:54:53,001 --> 01:54:58,084
字幕翻譯:李儀