1 00:00:27,084 --> 00:00:29,376 ["O sole mio" playing] 2 00:00:29,376 --> 00:00:31,459 [birds chirping] 3 00:00:33,293 --> 00:00:37,168 [Woody Woodpecker] The first time I saw you, I knew you had to be mine. 4 00:00:37,168 --> 00:00:41,209 That strange man held you so coldly in his hands. 5 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:44,251 I had no choice but to sweep you away from him. 6 00:00:44,751 --> 00:00:48,501 No one will ever love you the way I do, Gladys. 7 00:00:49,001 --> 00:00:50,209 [music stops abruptly] 8 00:00:50,209 --> 00:00:53,126 What? I always name my pizzas. 9 00:00:53,709 --> 00:00:55,209 Now, come to papa. 10 00:00:55,209 --> 00:00:57,334 - [klaxon blaring] - No! 11 00:00:57,334 --> 00:00:59,418 Gladys! 12 00:00:59,418 --> 00:01:01,876 You were far too young! 13 00:01:01,876 --> 00:01:03,918 [man yelling] What up, party people? 14 00:01:03,918 --> 00:01:07,418 - Gah! What is that annoying sound? - [hip-hop music blaring] 15 00:01:07,418 --> 00:01:11,209 It's your boy, "Defiler" Kyler, 16 00:01:11,209 --> 00:01:13,918 rando commando of the Kyler-verse! 17 00:01:13,918 --> 00:01:16,376 That's right, you all voted on my next dare, 18 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:20,501 so here I am, here I am, surviving in the middle of the woods... 19 00:01:21,543 --> 00:01:23,959 with my party posse! 20 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:26,793 - [klaxon blaring] - [raucous cheering] 21 00:01:26,793 --> 00:01:29,668 Surviving? Who's this chump fooling? 22 00:01:29,668 --> 00:01:33,334 Me and the Kyler Krew are so ready to rough it, 23 00:01:33,334 --> 00:01:35,251 starting with my extreme bunker... 24 00:01:38,043 --> 00:01:39,376 the yurt! 25 00:01:40,126 --> 00:01:41,376 Once you peep this, 26 00:01:41,376 --> 00:01:44,584 all eight million of you Kylerheads will want to move in! 27 00:01:45,126 --> 00:01:47,834 Eight million Kylerheads moving in? 28 00:01:48,459 --> 00:01:49,959 Not on my watch. 29 00:01:49,959 --> 00:01:51,709 Here's the dirt on the yurt. 30 00:01:51,709 --> 00:01:52,834 Massage pod. 31 00:01:52,834 --> 00:01:54,043 Boba tea bar. 32 00:01:54,043 --> 00:01:57,126 Primo flat-screen TV playing nature videos, 33 00:01:57,126 --> 00:01:58,793 just to remind me where I am. 34 00:01:58,793 --> 00:02:01,418 - [rapid tapping] - [electricity crackling] 35 00:02:02,668 --> 00:02:05,834 Gah! What is that annoying sound? 36 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,543 [tapping continues] 37 00:02:13,084 --> 00:02:16,209 Whoa. Bro... what are you? 38 00:02:18,001 --> 00:02:20,126 [in gruff voice] Your worst nightmare. 39 00:02:21,376 --> 00:02:22,376 [Kyler splutters] 40 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:27,376 [Woody laughs] 41 00:02:27,959 --> 00:02:29,626 [party posse gasp] 42 00:02:29,626 --> 00:02:32,126 Taking a leak in the woods? 43 00:02:32,126 --> 00:02:33,168 Rude! 44 00:02:33,751 --> 00:02:35,334 [screaming] 45 00:02:37,668 --> 00:02:38,793 [crew gasps] 46 00:02:38,793 --> 00:02:40,876 I love making a splash. 47 00:02:40,876 --> 00:02:41,918 [gasps] 48 00:02:41,918 --> 00:02:43,084 [snarls] 49 00:02:43,084 --> 00:02:45,584 No one desecrates my Playa Pool. 50 00:02:46,501 --> 00:02:47,501 You're mine! 51 00:02:51,001 --> 00:02:54,001 - Bowling is right up my alley. - Uh-oh. 52 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:57,918 [sizzling] 53 00:02:57,918 --> 00:03:01,418 [shrieks] 54 00:03:01,418 --> 00:03:02,543 [laughs] 55 00:03:04,334 --> 00:03:06,876 [panting] 56 00:03:06,876 --> 00:03:07,959 [snarls] 57 00:03:07,959 --> 00:03:09,334 [door creaks] 58 00:03:09,334 --> 00:03:11,418 [footsteps echoing] 59 00:03:12,834 --> 00:03:13,834 [panting] 60 00:03:13,834 --> 00:03:15,876 Where are you, little bro? 61 00:03:15,876 --> 00:03:17,834 [Woody] Come on, bigger bro. 62 00:03:17,834 --> 00:03:20,376 Can't we just take a boba tea break? 63 00:03:21,793 --> 00:03:24,043 [low-pitched groan] 64 00:03:24,626 --> 00:03:26,209 - [laughs] - [mug shattering] 65 00:03:26,793 --> 00:03:29,043 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! [laughs] 66 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:30,209 Whoa! Wahoo! 67 00:03:32,334 --> 00:03:34,334 - Yah! - [Kyler grunting] 68 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:40,376 Sweet signature kicks, bro. 69 00:03:40,376 --> 00:03:41,418 [whimpers] 70 00:03:41,418 --> 00:03:43,334 But have you seen the new Woodies? 71 00:03:43,334 --> 00:03:44,376 [pecking] 72 00:03:45,584 --> 00:03:48,584 I know. I'm speechless too. 73 00:03:48,584 --> 00:03:49,501 [screams] 74 00:03:49,501 --> 00:03:51,168 [blows landing] 75 00:03:53,043 --> 00:03:55,293 - [pecking] - [clattering] 76 00:03:59,168 --> 00:04:02,084 What do you say we wrap this up, bro? 77 00:04:02,084 --> 00:04:04,084 [air whooshing] 78 00:04:08,459 --> 00:04:11,168 This is gonna get so many likes. Whoa! 79 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,543 [Kyler screams] 80 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:14,584 ["The Woody Woodpecker Song" playing] 81 00:04:14,584 --> 00:04:16,251 [screaming] 82 00:04:20,459 --> 00:04:23,709 Bro was right. I like. 83 00:04:23,709 --> 00:04:25,126 [mechanical rumbling] 84 00:04:27,126 --> 00:04:28,168 Guess who? 85 00:04:32,834 --> 00:04:36,918 {\an8}[laughs] 86 00:04:37,418 --> 00:04:39,709 [birds chirping] 87 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:42,584 - [gulp] - [candy rattling] 88 00:04:46,084 --> 00:04:48,543 {\an8}Woody, you know we all love you. 89 00:04:48,543 --> 00:04:51,334 Back at ya! I'll be on my way then. 90 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:53,543 Mwah! 91 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,084 [Ranger Walters sighs] 92 00:04:55,959 --> 00:04:59,251 - But these shenanigans have got to stop. - [gasps] 93 00:04:59,251 --> 00:05:02,084 I take the fence to that! 94 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:04,709 Those chuckleheads got what they deserved. 95 00:05:04,709 --> 00:05:08,668 We can't let loud and annoying creatures who only care about themselves 96 00:05:08,668 --> 00:05:11,043 ruin our forest, can we? 97 00:05:11,043 --> 00:05:13,168 No, we cannot. 98 00:05:14,959 --> 00:05:18,709 There is a proper way to handle these kinds of situations, Woody. 99 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:22,584 By working together with all the other animals who live here. 100 00:05:24,084 --> 00:05:25,334 [groans] 101 00:05:26,043 --> 00:05:27,918 And then there's your way, 102 00:05:27,918 --> 00:05:29,876 the by-yourself, crazy way. 103 00:05:29,876 --> 00:05:31,918 And your way, as usual, 104 00:05:31,918 --> 00:05:35,043 caused more damage than those chuckleheads ever would have. 105 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:37,126 It won't happen again, Chief. [clicks tongue] 106 00:05:37,126 --> 00:05:38,209 Oh, really? 107 00:05:38,793 --> 00:05:41,918 Everything you do brings chaos to this community. 108 00:05:41,918 --> 00:05:43,418 Just look at your file. 109 00:05:44,876 --> 00:05:46,334 [celestial music] 110 00:05:46,334 --> 00:05:48,043 {\an8}[Walters] That's just this week. 111 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:50,084 Impressive, right? 112 00:05:50,709 --> 00:05:53,293 I can't keep coming up with excuses for your behavior. 113 00:05:53,293 --> 00:05:54,543 I can help with that. 114 00:05:54,543 --> 00:05:57,293 The butler did it. I was abducted by aliens. 115 00:05:57,293 --> 00:05:59,293 I accidentally hypnotized myself. 116 00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:00,751 I'm sorry, Woody, 117 00:06:00,751 --> 00:06:02,001 but you're out. 118 00:06:02,001 --> 00:06:05,084 All the animals signed a petition, and none of them have thumbs. 119 00:06:05,084 --> 00:06:08,126 You want me to leave the forest? 120 00:06:08,959 --> 00:06:10,376 But this is my home. 121 00:06:11,043 --> 00:06:13,918 This is our home. And that's the point. 122 00:06:13,918 --> 00:06:16,918 You need to learn what it means to be part of a team. 123 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,584 Until you prove you're a team player, 124 00:06:20,334 --> 00:06:22,126 you're no longer welcome here. 125 00:06:23,668 --> 00:06:27,043 Kicked out of my own home because I do things my way? 126 00:06:27,584 --> 00:06:29,251 Because I create chaos? 127 00:06:29,251 --> 00:06:31,543 - [man] Watch it, buddy! - What a load of malarkey. 128 00:06:31,543 --> 00:06:33,293 - [woman screams] - [crashing] 129 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:37,043 Where in the world am I supposed to learn about teamwork anyway? 130 00:06:40,376 --> 00:06:41,501 "Camp Woo Hoo. 131 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:43,501 Dedicated to teamwork." 132 00:06:43,501 --> 00:06:46,334 Well, what do you know! I'll be home in no time. 133 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:51,834 [kids chattering indistinctly] 134 00:06:51,834 --> 00:06:55,959 What is this place? A tiny town run by children? 135 00:07:02,126 --> 00:07:04,376 Huh. She looks important. 136 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:08,459 - [Woody] A whittler, eh? - [gasps] 137 00:07:08,959 --> 00:07:11,418 I'm more of a pecker myself. Check this out. 138 00:07:14,293 --> 00:07:15,168 [pecking] 139 00:07:18,501 --> 00:07:20,834 Not bad... whatever that is. 140 00:07:22,334 --> 00:07:25,626 - What are you working on anyway? - It's supposed to be a catapult. 141 00:07:27,168 --> 00:07:28,751 Not crafty. Check. 142 00:07:28,751 --> 00:07:30,293 But enough about you. 143 00:07:30,293 --> 00:07:34,084 According to the sign, this place sells teamwork, right? 144 00:07:34,084 --> 00:07:37,668 That's a weird way of putting it, but, yes, teamwork is a big part 145 00:07:37,668 --> 00:07:38,793 of any STEAM camp. 146 00:07:38,793 --> 00:07:41,126 Steam. You mean like...? 147 00:07:41,126 --> 00:07:42,668 [whistle bellows] 148 00:07:42,668 --> 00:07:44,293 No, silly. 149 00:07:44,293 --> 00:07:47,584 Science, technology, engineering, art, and math. 150 00:07:47,584 --> 00:07:48,501 STEAM. 151 00:07:49,084 --> 00:07:53,376 This is just the arts and crafts area. But everyone here has some special talent. 152 00:07:54,584 --> 00:07:56,668 Well, almost everyone. 153 00:07:57,543 --> 00:08:00,001 Well, I need something that says, "I'm a team player" 154 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:02,251 so I could take my talents back home. 155 00:08:02,251 --> 00:08:06,001 Is there some sort of form you could sign for me? Hmm? Huh? Hmm? 156 00:08:06,001 --> 00:08:09,418 We do get Team Badges at the end of every summer if we do every activity. 157 00:08:09,418 --> 00:08:11,668 "Do"? 158 00:08:11,668 --> 00:08:15,626 That sounds like work, and "work" is my least favorite word. 159 00:08:15,626 --> 00:08:17,084 Good day to you. 160 00:08:17,084 --> 00:08:19,709 That's okay. It's lunchtime anyway. 161 00:08:19,709 --> 00:08:22,543 [chuckles] We got off on the wrong foot. I'm Woody. 162 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:23,543 Maggie. 163 00:08:23,543 --> 00:08:26,543 Fascinating. So, where's this lunch you speak of? 164 00:08:26,543 --> 00:08:28,751 - [kids chattering] - [celestial music] 165 00:08:32,043 --> 00:08:35,793 Have I died and gone to woodpecker heaven? 166 00:08:35,793 --> 00:08:38,001 [chuckles] Relax, it's not even pizza day. 167 00:08:38,001 --> 00:08:41,376 A whole day of pizza? 168 00:08:41,376 --> 00:08:42,459 - [boy gasps] - Ahem! 169 00:08:42,459 --> 00:08:45,584 - Attention, citizens of Woo Hoo. - [chattering stops] 170 00:08:45,584 --> 00:08:47,584 The buffet is now closed, 171 00:08:47,584 --> 00:08:51,043 as I will be inhaling the rest of this glorious food. 172 00:08:51,043 --> 00:08:52,918 [woman] Not in here, you won't. 173 00:08:57,084 --> 00:09:02,543 [tuts] Maggie, you know we don't allow animals in the dining hall. 174 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:06,251 Don't worry, lady. The owner doesn't need to know. 175 00:09:06,834 --> 00:09:08,084 I'm the owner. 176 00:09:08,834 --> 00:09:10,418 Maybe lead with that next time. 177 00:09:10,418 --> 00:09:13,376 The parks inspector is coming today. 178 00:09:13,376 --> 00:09:16,751 The last thing I need is another fine. 179 00:09:16,751 --> 00:09:18,459 Yeah, I know, Mom. 180 00:09:18,459 --> 00:09:21,251 [whispering] Grumpelstiltskin here is your mom? 181 00:09:21,751 --> 00:09:24,418 You're doing the whisper thing wrong. 182 00:09:25,126 --> 00:09:26,126 [creaking] 183 00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:30,709 Sweetheart, instead of hanging out with a woodpecker, 184 00:09:30,709 --> 00:09:33,293 why don't you and your friends start getting ready 185 00:09:33,293 --> 00:09:34,626 for the Wilderness Games? 186 00:09:35,209 --> 00:09:37,959 You never know, maybe this year will be different. 187 00:09:43,918 --> 00:09:44,918 [Maggie] Come on. 188 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:56,668 - Okay, I've given this a lot of thought. - You've been here an hour. 189 00:09:56,668 --> 00:09:59,876 This camp has free food, lots of places to nap, 190 00:09:59,876 --> 00:10:01,709 and did I mention free food? 191 00:10:01,709 --> 00:10:04,834 So I've decided to give up my mission to learn teamwork, 192 00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:06,959 and make this my forever home. 193 00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:09,793 Camp isn't forever, Woody. It's just for the summer. 194 00:10:09,793 --> 00:10:11,709 And the mission is back on. 195 00:10:11,709 --> 00:10:14,418 Now, what was all that talk about games? 196 00:10:14,418 --> 00:10:16,126 I love games. 197 00:10:16,126 --> 00:10:19,084 The Wilderness Games. And there's nothing to like. 198 00:10:19,084 --> 00:10:23,251 It's a lame tradition where, every summer, we get our butts kicked by the other camp. 199 00:10:23,251 --> 00:10:24,709 [Woody] What other camp? 200 00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:26,793 [munching, gulping] 201 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,501 Wait. Woody, you can't! Those aren't our chairs! 202 00:10:31,251 --> 00:10:32,251 [screams] 203 00:10:33,793 --> 00:10:35,251 [laughter] 204 00:10:39,418 --> 00:10:41,543 Did you have a good trip, Maggie? 205 00:10:42,043 --> 00:10:44,584 Yes! Gina with the sick burn. 206 00:10:44,584 --> 00:10:46,918 Because she actually did trip. 207 00:10:47,501 --> 00:10:49,293 [laughter] 208 00:10:50,001 --> 00:10:51,001 [beep] 209 00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:57,209 And why was that a sick burn? 210 00:10:57,209 --> 00:10:59,709 Just saying what happened doesn't make it funny. 211 00:10:59,709 --> 00:11:02,251 Meet the other camp, Camp Hoo Rah. 212 00:11:02,251 --> 00:11:04,209 - [in unison] Hoo Rah! - [horn honking] 213 00:11:06,251 --> 00:11:08,251 [military drums playing] 214 00:11:15,543 --> 00:11:18,043 Let me guess. He's the bad guy. 215 00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:20,209 Are we forgetting who we are, Hoo Rah? 216 00:11:21,501 --> 00:11:26,209 See, Hoo Rahs "Rah" as one, so everyone knows who "Rah'd." 217 00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:28,334 [in unison] Hoo Rah! 218 00:11:28,876 --> 00:11:30,334 And now they know. 219 00:11:31,043 --> 00:11:31,876 Hmm. 220 00:11:33,584 --> 00:11:34,459 I keep this. 221 00:11:35,501 --> 00:11:37,168 What's going on here? 222 00:11:37,168 --> 00:11:39,376 Well, if it isn't my favorite cuz. 223 00:11:39,376 --> 00:11:43,251 - Seriously, Zane? A tripwire? - [Zane] Yes, Angie, seriously. 224 00:11:43,251 --> 00:11:46,459 Maggie and her pet bird were trespassing on our side. 225 00:11:46,459 --> 00:11:48,543 Pet? Why, you... 226 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:50,126 [Woody grunts] 227 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,168 It's not my fault our forefathers divided this land. 228 00:11:53,751 --> 00:11:54,959 Just following the rules. 229 00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:57,626 But it doesn't mean your side has to be jerks about it. 230 00:11:57,626 --> 00:11:58,876 Jerks? 231 00:11:59,793 --> 00:12:02,084 What Gina did here was courageous, 232 00:12:02,084 --> 00:12:04,418 protecting our camp from intruders. 233 00:12:04,418 --> 00:12:07,209 That's just one of the many life skills we teach at Hoo Rah. 234 00:12:07,209 --> 00:12:08,459 Here we go. 235 00:12:08,459 --> 00:12:11,084 See, my camp prepares kids to be the best of the best, 236 00:12:11,084 --> 00:12:12,751 like a real camp is supposed to. 237 00:12:12,751 --> 00:12:14,043 [in unison] Hoo Rah! 238 00:12:14,626 --> 00:12:16,209 That never gets old. 239 00:12:16,876 --> 00:12:19,834 Well, we can yell together too! Right, gang? 240 00:12:19,834 --> 00:12:23,043 - [murmuring] - Oh. Uh, we're leaving? Oh, okay. 241 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:26,959 [gruff voice] Huh. [chuckles menacingly] 242 00:12:26,959 --> 00:12:29,043 [ominous orchestral music] 243 00:12:35,626 --> 00:12:39,043 Camp is officially in session. 244 00:12:49,043 --> 00:12:50,084 [horn honks] 245 00:12:51,126 --> 00:12:53,876 Oh, no. The inspector's early. 246 00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:55,709 Ooh! Is he a clown? 247 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,959 Will 20 of them come out when the doors open? 248 00:13:01,876 --> 00:13:03,459 - [car creaking] - [grunts] 249 00:13:06,168 --> 00:13:09,376 [mumbling indistinctly] 250 00:13:10,084 --> 00:13:11,418 Uh, hold on. 251 00:13:16,168 --> 00:13:17,626 That is much better. 252 00:13:17,626 --> 00:13:20,293 - [retches] That's much better? - Shh! 253 00:13:20,293 --> 00:13:22,376 As I was saying, Miss Angie, 254 00:13:22,376 --> 00:13:26,168 how are things here at Camp Woo Hoo since my last inspection? 255 00:13:26,168 --> 00:13:28,668 Just trying to mold young minds, Wally. 256 00:13:28,668 --> 00:13:31,584 No real mold, like last time, of course? 257 00:13:31,584 --> 00:13:33,834 That would be another violation. 258 00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,376 [giggles] 259 00:13:35,376 --> 00:13:38,501 - A little "infractions" humor. - [feigns laughter] 260 00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:40,751 Now, wait just a minute there, pal. 261 00:13:40,751 --> 00:13:42,501 That was not humor. 262 00:13:43,459 --> 00:13:44,876 This is humor. 263 00:13:44,876 --> 00:13:47,376 [gasps] My citations book! 264 00:13:47,376 --> 00:13:48,376 [pages tearing] 265 00:13:48,376 --> 00:13:50,626 [Wally spluttering] 266 00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:55,793 - [Wally growls] - It's just a stray bird. 267 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,626 I'll have it removed immediately. 268 00:13:57,626 --> 00:13:59,959 Clearly, "stray" means handsome. 269 00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:00,959 [groans] 270 00:14:00,959 --> 00:14:02,668 I like you, Miss Angie, 271 00:14:02,668 --> 00:14:07,043 but as we say in the business, your camp is falling apart. 272 00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:08,876 I don't want you to lose your license, 273 00:14:08,876 --> 00:14:12,709 so I'm here to make sure you have a chance to fix everything up to code. 274 00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:16,251 Remember, without rules, we're just animals. 275 00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:19,001 I'll grab a quick spritz at the water fountain. 276 00:14:19,001 --> 00:14:21,168 Woody, you can't mess with the inspector. 277 00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:23,668 He can make things really bad for my mom and our camp. 278 00:14:23,668 --> 00:14:25,959 Fine. I'll go easy on the walrus. 279 00:14:25,959 --> 00:14:28,626 But not that Zane guy. He's gonna get a little... 280 00:14:28,626 --> 00:14:30,543 Hyah! Hoo! Wahoo! 281 00:14:30,543 --> 00:14:32,501 There's nothing you can do about him. 282 00:14:32,501 --> 00:14:35,501 This fight has been going on for generations. 283 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:41,084 Woo Hoo and Hoo Rah may be divided, but we share one very important relative. 284 00:14:41,668 --> 00:14:43,751 Meet Grandpappy Obadiah Mallard. 285 00:14:47,209 --> 00:14:49,126 He's so... wooden. 286 00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:53,459 He was a prospector. Came here during the gold rush to find his fortune. 287 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:56,584 - Gold? I love gold. - [movie projector whirring] 288 00:14:56,584 --> 00:15:00,793 [Maggie chuckles] So did Obadiah. And legend has it that he struck it rich. 289 00:15:00,793 --> 00:15:04,168 {\an8}So he bought some land and named it Camp Obadiah. 290 00:15:04,168 --> 00:15:06,959 A place where his whole family could live and prosper. 291 00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:09,834 But by the time his two sons came out to join him, 292 00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:13,543 he had died, and the rest of the gold was nowhere to be found. 293 00:15:13,543 --> 00:15:16,084 Too bad this flashback wasn't in color. 294 00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:18,668 - This story could really pop. - Oh, it popped. 295 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,501 Because his sons disagreed on everything. 296 00:15:21,501 --> 00:15:24,793 [Woody] What about stupid beards? They both liked stupid beards, right? 297 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:27,001 [Maggie] They argued about how to use the land. 298 00:15:27,001 --> 00:15:29,209 One was a soldier, the other was an artist. 299 00:15:29,209 --> 00:15:33,668 So they split the map into two different camps, literally. 300 00:15:34,584 --> 00:15:37,126 Woo Hoo and Hoo Rah have been rivals ever since. 301 00:15:37,126 --> 00:15:39,418 That's why they started the Wilderness Games. 302 00:15:39,418 --> 00:15:41,584 But that just made things worse, 303 00:15:41,584 --> 00:15:44,209 because the Hoo Rahs always won. 304 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,209 And they still do. 305 00:15:46,918 --> 00:15:50,876 We only still play the Games because my mom thinks trying builds character. 306 00:15:50,876 --> 00:15:52,918 Character-shmaracter. 307 00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:56,168 Give me five minutes alone with the Hoo Rahs 308 00:15:56,168 --> 00:15:57,751 and they'll change their tune. 309 00:15:57,751 --> 00:15:59,126 Put 'em up! Put 'em up! 310 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,709 What happened to you needing to learn teamwork? 311 00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:05,168 And that's a replica flare gun. It was only for emergencies. 312 00:16:05,168 --> 00:16:07,959 If you're in trouble, that would send a signal to your team. 313 00:16:07,959 --> 00:16:09,209 Boring! 314 00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:12,084 - And what was this old thing used for? - Woody, that's-- 315 00:16:12,084 --> 00:16:13,334 [Woody shrieks] 316 00:16:14,084 --> 00:16:15,084 [clattering] 317 00:16:15,084 --> 00:16:17,543 [inhales sharply] ...real. 318 00:16:23,459 --> 00:16:25,126 - [bird call] - [Woody screams] 319 00:16:25,126 --> 00:16:26,668 [Woody] Incoming! 320 00:16:26,668 --> 00:16:30,334 Whoa! Whoa! Look out! 321 00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:31,459 [kids gasp] 322 00:16:31,459 --> 00:16:32,751 [Woody splutters] 323 00:16:34,334 --> 00:16:35,626 What happened? 324 00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:40,251 Dry powder propulsion is what happened. 325 00:16:40,251 --> 00:16:41,334 Awesome! 326 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:45,209 - You guys okay? - No. I was about to beat my record. 327 00:16:45,209 --> 00:16:47,459 Any blood? Open wounds? 328 00:16:47,459 --> 00:16:50,793 I don't know. Let me ask one of these other birds. 329 00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:54,876 That's a fully matured, red-crested pileated woodpecker. 330 00:16:55,376 --> 00:16:56,626 So majestic. 331 00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:57,834 [Woody grunts] 332 00:16:57,834 --> 00:17:00,001 Oh, that's the stuff. Oh, yeah. 333 00:17:02,126 --> 00:17:03,751 Oh, right. Uh... 334 00:17:03,751 --> 00:17:06,084 - This is J.J. - Gamer Goddess. 335 00:17:06,084 --> 00:17:07,668 She designs video games, 336 00:17:07,668 --> 00:17:09,668 like the one you just wrecked. 337 00:17:10,668 --> 00:17:12,501 Gus is a DIY mech mastermind. 338 00:17:12,501 --> 00:17:15,584 I'm all about going fast and blowing stuff up. 339 00:17:15,584 --> 00:17:17,126 Orson's a human computer. 340 00:17:17,126 --> 00:17:19,793 Everything is math. 341 00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:21,959 Rose is a writer, 342 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,418 but no one's brave enough to read what she writes. 343 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:25,918 That's what I was going for. 344 00:17:25,918 --> 00:17:27,459 [thunder crashes] 345 00:17:27,459 --> 00:17:31,251 Can we rewind to the part about going fast and blowing stuff up? 346 00:17:33,084 --> 00:17:36,043 And I'm Mikey, the resident nature expert. 347 00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:38,751 - Especially ornithology. - Gross! 348 00:17:38,751 --> 00:17:41,418 - It's the study of birds. - As well it should be. 349 00:17:44,376 --> 00:17:46,793 Everyone, this is Woody. 350 00:17:46,793 --> 00:17:50,584 This is so cool, Maggie. I can't believe your mom let you keep him. 351 00:17:50,584 --> 00:17:53,168 [Angie] What is that hole in the wall? 352 00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:56,584 [Wally] Another infraction is what it is. 353 00:17:57,418 --> 00:17:59,001 That's because she didn't. 354 00:18:01,043 --> 00:18:03,168 [military drums playing] 355 00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:05,751 [squeaking] 356 00:18:07,584 --> 00:18:10,543 Hey, Shelby, did you get my text about that chicken melt? 357 00:18:10,543 --> 00:18:12,709 [spits] Because I want a chicken melt. 358 00:18:18,418 --> 00:18:19,251 Who are you? 359 00:18:19,251 --> 00:18:20,584 I'm your new cook. 360 00:18:20,584 --> 00:18:22,043 I already have a cook. 361 00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:23,793 Not anymore. 362 00:18:23,793 --> 00:18:27,043 Well, that's weird. Should I be concerned that my old cook is missing? 363 00:18:27,043 --> 00:18:31,751 Would you consider winning an all-expense paid trip to Palm Springs "missing"? 364 00:18:32,751 --> 00:18:35,084 What? No. That's like a game show prize. 365 00:18:35,084 --> 00:18:36,959 Then that's what he won. 366 00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:39,293 Sorry, I'm just a temp from the place. 367 00:18:39,293 --> 00:18:40,876 I-I thought someone called. 368 00:18:40,876 --> 00:18:42,626 Well, I would know if they did. 369 00:18:43,126 --> 00:18:44,126 Zane Mallard, 370 00:18:44,126 --> 00:18:45,501 head of Camp Hoo Rah. 371 00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:49,084 Buzz Buzzard, jack of all trades, entrepreneur and, uh, 372 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,209 lucky for you, 373 00:18:50,209 --> 00:18:53,626 someone who may or may not need a place to lay low for the summer. 374 00:18:55,918 --> 00:18:59,209 Hmm. All right, Buzz, well, let's see what you got. 375 00:18:59,209 --> 00:19:01,793 [grunts] My fast ended, like, 40 minutes ago, 376 00:19:01,793 --> 00:19:04,126 and I gotta eat, or I'm gonna miss my window. 377 00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:06,459 Mm. Mm. 378 00:19:07,251 --> 00:19:08,168 Mm! 379 00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:10,543 Is this keto? Don't tell me. 380 00:19:10,543 --> 00:19:13,918 Wow. Look at all that cheddar. 381 00:19:13,918 --> 00:19:17,459 - Mm-hmm. - So many Wilderness Games victories. 382 00:19:17,459 --> 00:19:19,293 And all against Woo Hoo. 383 00:19:19,293 --> 00:19:23,251 I can see your camp prepares kids to be the best of the best, 384 00:19:23,251 --> 00:19:25,543 like a real camp is supposed to. 385 00:19:25,543 --> 00:19:27,543 That's exactly what I always say. 386 00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:33,209 But I gotta ask, how can you be the best when you're splitting land with the rest? 387 00:19:33,209 --> 00:19:34,376 What do you mean? 388 00:19:34,376 --> 00:19:37,251 - Seems to me that Amy's camp-- - Angie. 389 00:19:37,251 --> 00:19:41,376 ...Angie's camp is holding Hoo Rah back from being all it can be. 390 00:19:43,209 --> 00:19:46,209 Imagine if, hypothetically, of course, Abby-- 391 00:19:46,209 --> 00:19:47,126 Angie. 392 00:19:47,126 --> 00:19:51,334 ...Angie had to, uh, I don't know, shut her camp down. 393 00:19:51,334 --> 00:19:54,209 You could buy her land, make Hoo Rah twice as big, 394 00:19:54,209 --> 00:19:56,418 which means twice as successful. 395 00:19:56,418 --> 00:19:58,418 I don't mean to pry. I... 396 00:19:58,418 --> 00:20:00,584 I'm just an ideas guy. 397 00:20:00,584 --> 00:20:03,501 Never apologize, Buzz. It's a sign of weakness. 398 00:20:04,126 --> 00:20:05,584 But you might be onto something. 399 00:20:06,084 --> 00:20:08,751 I mean, Angie can barely keep Woo Hoo going as is. 400 00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:11,543 Me taking it off her hands would be doing her a favor. 401 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,501 [sighs] But she does love that place. 402 00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:17,834 Something crazy would have to happen for her to shut it down. 403 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:19,501 [Buzz grunts] 404 00:20:19,501 --> 00:20:22,709 Well, solid chat, Buzz, but I gotta run. 405 00:20:22,709 --> 00:20:26,168 I got a Wilderness Games strategy sesh at 0700. 406 00:20:26,918 --> 00:20:29,043 Gotta make sure my plan is perfect. 407 00:20:30,418 --> 00:20:33,543 [grunts] That makes two of us. 408 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:37,459 Do you really need to give us all these new citations, Wally? 409 00:20:37,459 --> 00:20:40,543 These repairs will take time and money. 410 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,376 What do you want me to do? 411 00:20:42,376 --> 00:20:45,959 Not focus on every little thing that could be an infraction? 412 00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:47,459 Yes. I would love that. 413 00:20:47,459 --> 00:20:50,959 I take my inspector oath very seriously. 414 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,501 Oh, jeebin' fleeber! 415 00:20:54,501 --> 00:20:56,793 - I just got a carwash! - [Woody laughs] 416 00:20:56,793 --> 00:20:59,793 You keep that woodpecker under control! 417 00:20:59,793 --> 00:21:01,543 [heavy footsteps] 418 00:21:03,334 --> 00:21:06,376 Yumpin' yimini! Inside too? 419 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:12,293 - [Buzz] It's me. I'm in with Hoo Rah. - [chattering over phone] 420 00:21:12,293 --> 00:21:13,709 [Buzz] We've been over this. 421 00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:16,209 We need both sides of the land all to ourselves 422 00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:19,126 so we can dig for the loot without interference. 423 00:21:19,126 --> 00:21:22,293 We start by getting them Woo Hoos out of the picture. 424 00:21:22,293 --> 00:21:24,751 It'll be easier than throwing kittens. 425 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,126 Then we deal with Zane. 426 00:21:27,126 --> 00:21:28,418 [chattering over phone] 427 00:21:28,418 --> 00:21:30,334 Am I sure the legend of Obadiah is real 428 00:21:30,334 --> 00:21:32,793 and his gold is buried under one of these two camps? 429 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:36,501 If you can't trust your prison cellmate when he gives you a stolen map, 430 00:21:36,501 --> 00:21:38,334 then who can you trust? 431 00:21:38,334 --> 00:21:40,918 Relax. This is foolproof. 432 00:21:40,918 --> 00:21:44,209 - [chattering over phone] - Yes, more foolproof than last time! 433 00:21:44,209 --> 00:21:45,126 [beep] 434 00:21:46,751 --> 00:21:50,001 Now, where could that gold be? 435 00:21:50,001 --> 00:21:51,293 - [Zane] Buzz? - Hmm? 436 00:21:51,293 --> 00:21:53,834 [Zane] Buddy? Can you come out here a second, please? 437 00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:55,209 [footsteps] 438 00:21:59,043 --> 00:22:01,501 {\an8}Why is this guy saying he's got a delivery for you? 439 00:22:01,501 --> 00:22:03,501 Uh, I forgot to mention. 440 00:22:03,501 --> 00:22:07,459 [spluttering] I took the liberty of ordering some new food items for Hoo Rah. 441 00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:09,626 Y-you know, uh, even healthier stuff. 442 00:22:10,668 --> 00:22:14,293 - That doesn't sound right. - I think it does. 443 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:18,001 So, like a fresh food delivery program. 444 00:22:18,001 --> 00:22:20,168 - [fingers snap] - That's good initiative, Buzz. 445 00:22:20,168 --> 00:22:23,418 As boss, I approve. Here. [clears throat] 446 00:22:25,501 --> 00:22:26,959 "B-O-S... 447 00:22:28,251 --> 00:22:29,084 ...S." 448 00:22:29,084 --> 00:22:30,376 There you go. 449 00:22:30,376 --> 00:22:32,668 [delivery guy clears throat] 450 00:22:32,668 --> 00:22:33,876 You okay? 451 00:22:33,876 --> 00:22:36,376 - [retches] - What... 452 00:22:36,376 --> 00:22:37,626 What's happening? 453 00:22:51,793 --> 00:22:53,793 [bird cawing in distance] 454 00:22:56,209 --> 00:23:00,959 You know, sometimes people give tips to guys that do magic tricks for them. 455 00:23:02,376 --> 00:23:04,001 You must love it when that happens. 456 00:23:06,168 --> 00:23:07,001 Yep. 457 00:23:12,626 --> 00:23:15,084 Buzz, I can't wait to see what you make with all this. 458 00:23:16,168 --> 00:23:18,501 [chuckles] Me neither. 459 00:23:19,001 --> 00:23:21,501 {\an8}- [owl hooting] - [crickets chirping] 460 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:23,584 [video game music playing] 461 00:23:28,334 --> 00:23:32,043 Hey, Maggie... you should hang out in the rec room with us more often. 462 00:23:32,668 --> 00:23:36,376 - I thought you were asleep. - If I was, my eyes would be wide open. 463 00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:39,584 It's a defense mechanism so I don't get buried alive. 464 00:23:42,418 --> 00:23:45,126 Where is that woodpecker? I know he's in here. 465 00:23:46,209 --> 00:23:50,168 Sheesh! Can't a bird get ready for bed in peace and quiet? 466 00:23:50,168 --> 00:23:52,251 ♪ Ya-da-da-da-da-da, da-da ♪ 467 00:23:52,251 --> 00:23:54,293 ♪ Ya-bup-bup-bup, bud-up-ba ♪ 468 00:23:54,293 --> 00:23:55,209 [sighs] 469 00:23:55,209 --> 00:23:57,334 Peace and quiet? 470 00:23:58,418 --> 00:24:02,126 All you've done since you got here is cause chaos. 471 00:24:02,793 --> 00:24:04,084 Is that my toothbrush? 472 00:24:07,084 --> 00:24:09,418 Please, Mom, we can't throw Woody out into the cold. 473 00:24:09,418 --> 00:24:11,501 - It's summer. - [sighs] 474 00:24:11,501 --> 00:24:14,251 And it might be our last summer, thanks to Woody. 475 00:24:14,251 --> 00:24:16,543 That dingus! Wait, what? 476 00:24:16,543 --> 00:24:20,709 Wally's given me 24 hours to fix everything, 477 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:23,209 including our newly demolished rec room, 478 00:24:23,209 --> 00:24:25,209 before his final inspection. 479 00:24:25,209 --> 00:24:29,709 Look, Angie, your camp is my ticket to not becoming a woodless woodpecker. 480 00:24:29,709 --> 00:24:33,668 I just need one of them Team Badges and I could be on my way. 481 00:24:33,668 --> 00:24:34,918 What do you say? 482 00:24:34,918 --> 00:24:37,251 - You want a Team Badge? - [Woody] We covered that. 483 00:24:37,251 --> 00:24:38,168 Okay. 484 00:24:39,293 --> 00:24:43,251 You're gonna have to earn it. And that goes for all of you. 485 00:24:43,251 --> 00:24:45,876 Or did you forget what Woo Hoo is about? 486 00:24:45,876 --> 00:24:49,459 Woody can peck anything. He can help with the repairs. We all can. 487 00:24:50,126 --> 00:24:52,709 [straining] Thanks, Maggie. 488 00:24:53,209 --> 00:24:57,459 That bird is not going near any of my buildings ever again. 489 00:24:57,459 --> 00:24:59,793 Whoo! [grunts] 490 00:24:59,793 --> 00:25:02,834 I have a better idea, one that will keep him out of trouble. 491 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:06,793 Starting tomorrow, all of you are going to be training for the Wilderness Games. 492 00:25:06,793 --> 00:25:08,376 And Woody can help. 493 00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,209 [groaning] 494 00:25:11,126 --> 00:25:12,251 [sighs] 495 00:25:18,709 --> 00:25:22,001 I know why you guys were in the rec room and not on the field. 496 00:25:22,001 --> 00:25:24,793 You're tired of getting pushed around by the Hoo Rahs 497 00:25:24,793 --> 00:25:26,918 and you don't think you stand a chance. 498 00:25:28,251 --> 00:25:32,334 But you can't hide from the bullies of this world your whole life. 499 00:25:32,834 --> 00:25:34,834 If you work together... [sighs] 500 00:25:36,043 --> 00:25:37,709 ...you never know what can happen. 501 00:25:38,209 --> 00:25:43,126 You might find something inside you you never knew you had. 502 00:25:45,793 --> 00:25:48,501 If it gets me a badge, we'll do it. 503 00:25:48,501 --> 00:25:51,376 How hard can this "training" thing be? 504 00:25:51,876 --> 00:25:53,168 [rock music playing] 505 00:25:53,168 --> 00:25:54,751 [grunting] 506 00:25:54,751 --> 00:25:57,251 [Rose] Whoa! [grunts] 507 00:25:57,251 --> 00:25:58,543 Whoa! [grunts] 508 00:26:00,293 --> 00:26:01,126 [grunts] 509 00:26:01,709 --> 00:26:02,876 Whoa! 510 00:26:03,459 --> 00:26:04,293 [grunts] 511 00:26:05,418 --> 00:26:06,418 [grunts] 512 00:26:07,293 --> 00:26:08,293 [exhales sharply] 513 00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:12,376 Has anyone in this camp ever moved before? 514 00:26:12,376 --> 00:26:13,959 [scoffs] I tried. 515 00:26:15,918 --> 00:26:18,501 I'm gonna stick to virtual games. They're much safer. 516 00:26:19,001 --> 00:26:20,543 [Woody] You can't quit. 517 00:26:20,543 --> 00:26:23,209 Promises were made. Badges were dangled. 518 00:26:23,209 --> 00:26:26,709 And we're gonna train like nobody's watching. 519 00:26:26,709 --> 00:26:29,543 Because we'd be embarrassed if someone was watching. 520 00:26:29,543 --> 00:26:32,043 [foliage rustling] 521 00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:36,876 [mockingly] "But Amy loves that place. 522 00:26:36,876 --> 00:26:40,668 Something crazy would have to happen for her to shut it down." 523 00:26:40,668 --> 00:26:44,584 Well, Zane, I got boxes full of crazy. 524 00:26:49,001 --> 00:26:51,418 - Imported Brazilian fire ants. - [ants chittering] 525 00:26:51,418 --> 00:26:52,793 Banned in every country. 526 00:26:53,751 --> 00:26:54,626 Except Brazil. 527 00:26:54,626 --> 00:26:57,626 Great for causing damage to wooden cabins 528 00:26:57,626 --> 00:27:00,084 and giving kids the heebie-jeebies. 529 00:27:00,084 --> 00:27:02,209 All right. I figured it out. 530 00:27:02,209 --> 00:27:06,501 The key to an obstacle course is clearly to get rid of the obstacles 531 00:27:06,501 --> 00:27:09,126 before you even get to the obstacles. 532 00:27:09,793 --> 00:27:10,793 Huh? 533 00:27:11,918 --> 00:27:13,418 Adios, cabins. 534 00:27:13,418 --> 00:27:15,834 Adios, Woo Hoo. 535 00:27:16,834 --> 00:27:17,959 Obstacle. 536 00:27:17,959 --> 00:27:18,876 [laughs] 537 00:27:18,876 --> 00:27:20,709 [Woody laughing in distance] 538 00:27:23,709 --> 00:27:24,876 [ants chittering] 539 00:27:26,293 --> 00:27:27,918 [jabbering] 540 00:27:27,918 --> 00:27:30,293 [Buzz jabbering in distance] 541 00:27:30,293 --> 00:27:33,001 Only 40 more obstacles to remove. 542 00:27:33,001 --> 00:27:34,209 Who's with me? 543 00:27:37,043 --> 00:27:40,751 Nope. Can't do it. You all know I'm afraid of heights. 544 00:27:40,751 --> 00:27:43,959 A bird lover that's afraid of heights? 545 00:27:43,959 --> 00:27:47,626 Now I know why this camp never rises to the top. 546 00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:49,751 [crickets chirping] 547 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:52,626 Never mind. Come back to me. I'll think of something funnier. 548 00:27:55,168 --> 00:27:57,959 {\an8}This weapons-grade neodymium magnet, 549 00:27:57,959 --> 00:28:00,334 outlawed for its extreme energy levels, 550 00:28:00,334 --> 00:28:04,793 should tear the metal foundation right out from under Woo Hoo's mess hall. 551 00:28:04,793 --> 00:28:07,584 Let's see how long Woo Hoo can stick around 552 00:28:07,584 --> 00:28:09,418 without a place to eat. 553 00:28:10,751 --> 00:28:12,918 [whirring] 554 00:28:12,918 --> 00:28:16,709 All right, Mikey, I'm gonna help you get over that wall. 555 00:28:16,709 --> 00:28:19,959 You just need a little push in the tush. 556 00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:21,584 [whimpers] 557 00:28:24,126 --> 00:28:25,084 [Mikey grunts] 558 00:28:26,834 --> 00:28:28,501 - [Mikey] Whoa! - [others gasp] 559 00:28:28,501 --> 00:28:30,168 - Whoa! - [whirring] 560 00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:31,751 [bell dings] 561 00:28:32,584 --> 00:28:34,709 [creaking] 562 00:28:34,709 --> 00:28:36,709 [whirring intensifies] 563 00:28:36,709 --> 00:28:37,751 [gulps] 564 00:28:41,084 --> 00:28:43,626 Well, you're over it now, ain't ya? 565 00:28:43,626 --> 00:28:46,834 [Woody laughs] 566 00:28:46,834 --> 00:28:48,876 [grunting] 567 00:28:48,876 --> 00:28:50,709 It's that laugh again. 568 00:28:50,709 --> 00:28:52,501 [grunting] 569 00:28:53,834 --> 00:28:56,293 Is that a woodpecker? 570 00:28:57,293 --> 00:28:59,293 [hammer banging] 571 00:29:05,501 --> 00:29:06,626 - You okay? - I got you. 572 00:29:06,626 --> 00:29:08,251 - You okay, man? - Are you okay? 573 00:29:08,918 --> 00:29:10,168 [beak creaks] 574 00:29:16,001 --> 00:29:18,834 Now, this is how you train for a lake race. 575 00:29:18,834 --> 00:29:20,584 Anyone got an earthworm? 576 00:29:20,584 --> 00:29:24,584 Tell us again why we have six people in a three-person canoe? 577 00:29:24,584 --> 00:29:28,334 Just because you're good at math, Orson, doesn't mean I am. 578 00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:31,168 And why are we not doing this in the actual water? 579 00:29:31,168 --> 00:29:32,709 Safety first, Gus. 580 00:29:32,709 --> 00:29:35,376 We have six people in a three-person canoe. 581 00:29:35,376 --> 00:29:36,459 Now, row quieter! 582 00:29:36,459 --> 00:29:38,751 I don't want to scare the fish away. 583 00:29:39,959 --> 00:29:42,001 [ominous music playing] 584 00:29:42,001 --> 00:29:46,876 Now I just connect this end of my black-market raw-sewage vat, 585 00:29:46,876 --> 00:29:49,751 and this power blower does the rest. 586 00:29:49,751 --> 00:29:53,459 Try staying afloat with a stinky lake, Woo Hoo. 587 00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:54,751 [straining] 588 00:29:54,751 --> 00:29:56,168 [grunts] A boot? 589 00:29:56,168 --> 00:29:59,001 Looks like I gotta cast my line even further, eh? 590 00:29:59,001 --> 00:30:00,376 - [water splashes] - [grunts] 591 00:30:01,084 --> 00:30:02,626 [grunts, splutters] 592 00:30:02,626 --> 00:30:04,418 I got something! [grunts] 593 00:30:04,418 --> 00:30:06,959 And, boy, is she a big one! 594 00:30:09,126 --> 00:30:11,584 [power blower sucking] 595 00:30:11,584 --> 00:30:13,418 [grunting] 596 00:30:16,126 --> 00:30:17,126 [gasps] 597 00:30:21,793 --> 00:30:24,084 - [air hissing] - [grunting] 598 00:30:24,084 --> 00:30:25,001 [groans] 599 00:30:25,001 --> 00:30:26,459 - [creaking] - [screams] 600 00:30:27,584 --> 00:30:31,001 [Buzz yelling in distance] Gross! 601 00:30:31,001 --> 00:30:33,251 [sighs] Goodbye, second lunch. 602 00:30:33,251 --> 00:30:34,876 I hardly ate ye. 603 00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:37,001 [grunting] 604 00:30:37,543 --> 00:30:38,709 [groans] 605 00:30:38,709 --> 00:30:41,459 That infernal woodpecker again! 606 00:30:41,459 --> 00:30:42,709 Never mind. 607 00:30:42,709 --> 00:30:45,876 That is one ugly fish! 608 00:30:46,959 --> 00:30:50,793 {\an8}- And what exactly is this? - [Maggie] It's our fortress, Woody. 609 00:30:50,793 --> 00:30:54,168 Capture the Flag is the only event we Woo Hooers actually like. 610 00:30:54,168 --> 00:30:56,918 My mom can't afford the amenities Hoo Rah has, 611 00:30:56,918 --> 00:30:58,501 so we have to get creative. 612 00:30:58,501 --> 00:31:02,501 We never capture Hoo Rah's flag, but we always have fun protecting ours. 613 00:31:02,501 --> 00:31:04,126 I use precise calculations 614 00:31:04,126 --> 00:31:07,459 to turn ordinary camp materials into viable barriers. 615 00:31:07,459 --> 00:31:09,334 I Minecraft the barriers into a maze 616 00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:11,876 that will confuse the Hoo Rahs as to where our flag is. 617 00:31:11,876 --> 00:31:14,209 - [klaxon blares] - [wind gusting] 618 00:31:16,001 --> 00:31:17,584 [J.J.] First rule of game design. 619 00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:21,293 Create a world rich with depth, where things aren't always as they seem. 620 00:31:21,293 --> 00:31:22,834 - [Rose] I... - [screams] 621 00:31:22,834 --> 00:31:24,876 - [thunder crashes] - ...provide the ambience. 622 00:31:27,376 --> 00:31:30,001 A femur here, a tibia there... 623 00:31:30,501 --> 00:31:33,126 I created lookout nests to hide up in the trees... 624 00:31:34,001 --> 00:31:35,918 that I let other people install. 625 00:31:40,418 --> 00:31:43,459 And finally, in case any Hoo Rahs get past all that, 626 00:31:43,459 --> 00:31:45,668 I've rigged a few surprises for them. 627 00:31:46,501 --> 00:31:47,334 [beep] 628 00:31:48,001 --> 00:31:48,834 [beep] 629 00:31:49,626 --> 00:31:51,376 - [rapid beeping] - [explosion] 630 00:31:53,668 --> 00:31:56,959 Nothing dangerous, of course, but it will scare the pants off of them. 631 00:31:56,959 --> 00:31:58,001 Kaboom! 632 00:31:58,001 --> 00:32:00,584 Gus, you had me at "kaboom." 633 00:32:00,584 --> 00:32:03,293 You guys aren't as hopeless as you seem. 634 00:32:03,293 --> 00:32:05,293 And what do you do here, Maggie? 635 00:32:06,293 --> 00:32:07,126 Me? 636 00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:09,793 I just help out wherever I can. 637 00:32:20,293 --> 00:32:21,376 [sighs] 638 00:32:21,959 --> 00:32:23,084 Good as new. 639 00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:25,793 [chattering over phone] 640 00:32:25,793 --> 00:32:27,626 Stop yelling! 641 00:32:27,626 --> 00:32:31,501 It's hard to do damage to their camp when all the damage is happening to me! 642 00:32:31,501 --> 00:32:35,251 They've got some crazy woodpecker, and he's an accident machine. 643 00:32:35,251 --> 00:32:38,501 - Disaster follows him everywhere. - [chattering over phone] 644 00:32:38,501 --> 00:32:41,709 W-well, sure, I could use a harness for my arm. 645 00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:44,043 - I think it's broke. - [chattering over phone] 646 00:32:44,043 --> 00:32:47,459 Harness the woodpecker's craziness and use it against him, 647 00:32:47,459 --> 00:32:49,876 so he causes all the damage? 648 00:32:49,876 --> 00:32:54,126 Interesting idea... that I was just about to suggest. 649 00:32:54,126 --> 00:32:55,043 [beep] 650 00:32:56,668 --> 00:32:58,251 All done here, man. 651 00:32:58,251 --> 00:33:01,126 Your super-aggro boss already signed for these. 652 00:33:02,751 --> 00:33:03,584 But... 653 00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:07,293 Hmm? 654 00:33:12,876 --> 00:33:15,084 Your mother must be proud. 655 00:33:18,293 --> 00:33:21,543 Thanks for being a Little Gem Loyalty Rewards Member. 656 00:33:25,709 --> 00:33:28,584 I'll check out these new weapons soon enough. 657 00:33:28,584 --> 00:33:32,876 But right now, that bird's the only weapon I need. 658 00:33:35,793 --> 00:33:38,084 Well, that was exhausting. 659 00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:40,251 Which one of you is gonna carry me to dinner? 660 00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:42,959 Psst! Hey, bub. 661 00:33:43,668 --> 00:33:46,376 I got something to show ya. 662 00:33:46,376 --> 00:33:49,709 Hmm. Something don't feel right. 663 00:33:49,709 --> 00:33:51,584 I'll meet you at the buffet. 664 00:33:51,584 --> 00:33:54,251 Don't touch any food till I get there. 665 00:33:54,251 --> 00:33:55,376 Woody... 666 00:33:55,376 --> 00:33:58,001 I just need to use the little bird's room. 667 00:33:58,001 --> 00:34:01,126 And when you gotta go, you gotta go, you know? 668 00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:02,209 [Maggie] Hmm. 669 00:34:07,418 --> 00:34:09,459 Oh, about time you showed up. 670 00:34:09,459 --> 00:34:11,126 Do I know you? 671 00:34:11,126 --> 00:34:13,543 I got one of them faces, that's all. 672 00:34:13,543 --> 00:34:16,626 I'm here to fix this room, and I could use a hand. 673 00:34:16,626 --> 00:34:17,834 Sorry, pal. 674 00:34:17,834 --> 00:34:20,376 "Work" is my least favorite wor... 675 00:34:20,376 --> 00:34:22,043 Wait a second. 676 00:34:22,043 --> 00:34:23,876 This room is already fixed. 677 00:34:23,876 --> 00:34:25,584 You sure about that, bub? 678 00:34:26,251 --> 00:34:30,293 You sure this rec room ain't a wrecked room? 679 00:34:31,543 --> 00:34:34,251 Hey! What kind of repairman are you? 680 00:34:36,126 --> 00:34:40,418 The kind that knows when something is unstable. 681 00:34:45,918 --> 00:34:47,251 Why, you... [grunts] 682 00:34:48,501 --> 00:34:49,834 Aha! 683 00:34:49,834 --> 00:34:52,876 You're that pesky buzzard I saw lurking by the lake. 684 00:34:52,876 --> 00:34:54,001 Call me Buzz. 685 00:34:54,001 --> 00:34:56,084 "Buzz the Buzzard"? 686 00:34:56,084 --> 00:34:58,709 And people think my name is lazy. 687 00:34:58,709 --> 00:35:01,084 Next event, the pole vault! 688 00:35:01,084 --> 00:35:02,543 - Hi-yah! - [grunts] 689 00:35:05,584 --> 00:35:09,459 - Oopsie! Another mess. - Want some more, eh? 690 00:35:10,751 --> 00:35:12,459 It's hammer time! 691 00:35:12,459 --> 00:35:13,376 [Buzz grunts] 692 00:35:14,251 --> 00:35:15,418 Oh, no! 693 00:35:15,418 --> 00:35:18,376 Next thing, you'll be jumping on that fully-charged buzz saw 694 00:35:18,376 --> 00:35:19,793 I left sitting over there. 695 00:35:19,793 --> 00:35:21,251 "Buzz" saw? 696 00:35:21,251 --> 00:35:23,793 - You need better material. - [saw buzzing] 697 00:35:23,793 --> 00:35:25,751 Hey, don't get crazy now, fella. 698 00:35:25,751 --> 00:35:26,959 I'll show you crazy! 699 00:35:26,959 --> 00:35:29,043 [Woody cackling] 700 00:35:34,793 --> 00:35:36,751 - [clattering] - Ooh! He's gaining! 701 00:35:36,751 --> 00:35:37,793 [Woody] Gotcha! 702 00:35:37,793 --> 00:35:39,126 Don't gotcha. 703 00:35:39,126 --> 00:35:41,501 - [saw buzzing] - [creaking] 704 00:35:42,084 --> 00:35:43,209 [screams] 705 00:35:44,626 --> 00:35:45,959 - [grunts] - [mobile jingling] 706 00:35:45,959 --> 00:35:47,626 [screams, grunts] 707 00:35:48,501 --> 00:35:50,959 [grunts, panting] 708 00:35:51,459 --> 00:35:53,251 Get back here, Buzzy boy. 709 00:35:53,251 --> 00:35:55,126 I'm just getting started. 710 00:35:55,126 --> 00:35:57,751 [Angie] No, Woody. You're finished. 711 00:35:59,709 --> 00:36:01,543 There is no ticket big enough 712 00:36:01,543 --> 00:36:05,918 to capture the horror I am witnessing with my two tusks. 713 00:36:07,876 --> 00:36:10,209 - Woody? - I was framed. 714 00:36:10,209 --> 00:36:12,168 Does this look like something I would do? 715 00:36:12,751 --> 00:36:14,376 - Yep. - [Mikey] Mm-hmm. 716 00:36:14,376 --> 00:36:16,918 Wally, please, I just need more time. 717 00:36:16,918 --> 00:36:19,959 I am sorry, Miss Angie, but your time is up. 718 00:36:19,959 --> 00:36:22,959 I have no choice but to shut this camp down. 719 00:36:22,959 --> 00:36:24,043 [kids gasp] 720 00:36:24,043 --> 00:36:25,709 Excuse me. Please move. 721 00:36:25,709 --> 00:36:26,834 Coming through. 722 00:36:27,334 --> 00:36:28,793 We had a deal. 723 00:36:33,168 --> 00:36:37,168 This is a travesty! A farce! A third thing! 724 00:36:37,168 --> 00:36:38,543 Will you shoo? 725 00:36:38,543 --> 00:36:40,043 [grunts, jabbers] 726 00:36:40,709 --> 00:36:42,959 - [Woody grunts] - Obadiah gave us this land, Wally. 727 00:36:42,959 --> 00:36:44,834 This camp is his legacy. 728 00:36:44,834 --> 00:36:47,209 {\an8}This camp is a disgrace to see! 729 00:36:47,209 --> 00:36:50,459 {\an8}Obadiah gave Hoo Rah its land too, 730 00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:53,001 and they've never gotten one single infraction. 731 00:36:53,001 --> 00:36:54,084 [doors opening] 732 00:36:55,543 --> 00:36:58,543 Jeez. Angie, we heard the commotion. 733 00:36:59,126 --> 00:37:00,168 What happened? 734 00:37:04,251 --> 00:37:06,751 That buzzard is what happened. 735 00:37:06,751 --> 00:37:09,626 He's the reason Wally is shutting Woo Hoo down. 736 00:37:09,626 --> 00:37:14,084 My boy, you hurt me deeply with those incinerations. 737 00:37:14,084 --> 00:37:15,793 Buzz happens to be my new cook. 738 00:37:15,793 --> 00:37:18,084 There's no way he had anything to do with this. 739 00:37:18,584 --> 00:37:20,126 [blows raspberry] 740 00:37:20,126 --> 00:37:23,543 Now, instead of pointing fingers at my staff, maybe it's time to admit 741 00:37:23,543 --> 00:37:26,168 that Woo Hoo just isn't good enough to even be a camp. 742 00:37:26,959 --> 00:37:30,959 My campers are good enough to be whatever they want, Zane. 743 00:37:30,959 --> 00:37:33,543 If anyone's let them down, it's me. 744 00:37:36,876 --> 00:37:38,376 Then it's official. 745 00:37:38,376 --> 00:37:40,543 Camp Woo Hoo is now shut dow-- 746 00:37:40,543 --> 00:37:43,501 Not so fast. 747 00:37:47,501 --> 00:37:48,543 Uh, Woody? 748 00:37:49,418 --> 00:37:51,793 All you did was say, "Not so fast." 749 00:37:51,793 --> 00:37:53,668 Oh. [chuckles] Right. 750 00:37:54,168 --> 00:37:56,459 Not so fast. 751 00:37:56,459 --> 00:37:59,334 We'll just have to win the whole darn thing. 752 00:37:59,959 --> 00:38:01,793 What whole darn, what thing? 753 00:38:01,793 --> 00:38:03,918 The Wilderness Games. 754 00:38:03,918 --> 00:38:06,334 The legendary games of our forefathers, 755 00:38:06,334 --> 00:38:08,251 where Dennis stood up to Goliath. 756 00:38:08,251 --> 00:38:09,709 Dennis? 757 00:38:09,709 --> 00:38:12,251 Where underdogs became overdogs. 758 00:38:12,251 --> 00:38:16,376 Where the fate of the entire galaxy hung in the balance. 759 00:38:16,959 --> 00:38:21,543 This historic contest is the ultimate measure of camp-osity. 760 00:38:21,543 --> 00:38:26,001 So, let it be the great decider. 761 00:38:29,084 --> 00:38:31,001 [chuckles] 762 00:38:31,001 --> 00:38:32,334 [Maggie] Woody's right. 763 00:38:33,251 --> 00:38:37,376 If Hoo Rah is the best of the best, and we beat the best of the best, 764 00:38:37,376 --> 00:38:40,001 wouldn't that prove we're good enough to be a camp? 765 00:38:40,751 --> 00:38:42,043 That we deserve to stay? 766 00:38:43,918 --> 00:38:45,834 The little lady has a point. 767 00:38:45,834 --> 00:38:48,418 But to ensure no improprieties, 768 00:38:48,418 --> 00:38:52,418 there needs to be a completely impartial yudge. 769 00:38:52,418 --> 00:38:54,209 A handsome yudge. 770 00:38:54,209 --> 00:38:55,834 A wise yudge. 771 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:58,834 A yudge with a super-rad mustache. 772 00:39:00,001 --> 00:39:01,251 Uh... 773 00:39:01,251 --> 00:39:03,668 - You. I'm talking about you. - Oh! 774 00:39:03,668 --> 00:39:07,418 Okay, this is ridiculous. Are you sure you want to do this, Angie? 775 00:39:07,418 --> 00:39:09,709 We both know your camp will get crushed. 776 00:39:09,709 --> 00:39:13,209 Then you should have no trouble saying yes. 777 00:39:13,209 --> 00:39:15,459 Oh, I want nothing more than to say yes. 778 00:39:18,376 --> 00:39:19,334 Yes. 779 00:39:19,334 --> 00:39:21,668 - [Buzz groans] - [Wally] Then that settles it. 780 00:39:22,251 --> 00:39:25,168 The Wilderness Games will go on as planned. 781 00:39:25,168 --> 00:39:27,459 Woo Hoo's last stand. 782 00:39:27,459 --> 00:39:30,376 This is going to be great. 783 00:39:30,376 --> 00:39:31,543 Right, guys? 784 00:39:32,418 --> 00:39:33,334 Guys? 785 00:39:36,501 --> 00:39:39,126 - [crickets chirping] - [toilet flushing] 786 00:39:42,501 --> 00:39:43,709 [exhales] 787 00:39:43,709 --> 00:39:45,876 - [gasps] - What happened in there? 788 00:39:45,876 --> 00:39:47,834 It's those sloppy joes you keep making. 789 00:39:47,834 --> 00:39:50,459 I'm beginning to think they're not keto or paleo. 790 00:39:50,459 --> 00:39:52,251 - I mean at the lodge. - Hmm? 791 00:39:52,251 --> 00:39:53,918 Woo Hoo was as good as done for. 792 00:39:53,918 --> 00:39:55,834 Well, they challenged us, Buzz. 793 00:39:55,834 --> 00:39:58,334 And Hoo Rahs never back down from a challenge. 794 00:39:58,334 --> 00:39:59,626 Hey, relax. 795 00:39:59,626 --> 00:40:01,709 One final Woo Hoo butt-kicking 796 00:40:01,709 --> 00:40:04,918 and no one will question our superiority again, all right? 797 00:40:07,626 --> 00:40:08,668 [Buzz grunts] 798 00:40:10,668 --> 00:40:14,209 Why the long faces? We don't have to close camp. 799 00:40:14,209 --> 00:40:17,209 For a couple more days. We're just delaying the inevitable. 800 00:40:17,209 --> 00:40:19,209 We get humiliated with nothing on the line, 801 00:40:19,209 --> 00:40:21,918 so how will it go when we're playing for all the marbles? 802 00:40:22,501 --> 00:40:24,876 A very gory ending to our story. 803 00:40:24,876 --> 00:40:27,209 This is just about keeping Woo Hoo around 804 00:40:27,209 --> 00:40:29,584 so you can get your stupid Team Badge, isn't it? 805 00:40:29,584 --> 00:40:31,668 Let me answer that, Gus. 806 00:40:32,168 --> 00:40:33,293 Yes. 807 00:40:33,293 --> 00:40:35,459 At least, that's what it was about. 808 00:40:35,459 --> 00:40:38,668 But now there's something far more noble at stake. 809 00:40:39,793 --> 00:40:41,668 - Sweet revenge. - [knuckles crack] 810 00:40:41,668 --> 00:40:44,501 - [groaning] - [Woody] Those bullies are going down! 811 00:40:45,001 --> 00:40:45,834 Unlikely. 812 00:40:45,834 --> 00:40:49,584 Statistically, we have a one in 1.9 million shot at winning. 813 00:40:51,751 --> 00:40:53,209 [groaning] 814 00:40:56,459 --> 00:40:57,626 It's still a shot. 815 00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:05,418 If this is the only way to save Woo Hoo, 816 00:41:05,418 --> 00:41:08,126 for my mom, for all of us, 817 00:41:08,793 --> 00:41:10,001 then I'm in. 818 00:41:10,668 --> 00:41:13,293 But we need to focus on how we're gonna pull this off. 819 00:41:13,293 --> 00:41:16,334 You leave that to me. 820 00:41:16,334 --> 00:41:18,793 [John Farnham's "Break the Ice" playing] 821 00:41:21,376 --> 00:41:23,376 [grunting] 822 00:41:25,709 --> 00:41:27,584 [grunting] 823 00:41:28,084 --> 00:41:30,418 - ♪ Frozen in silence ♪ - Whoa! 824 00:41:31,001 --> 00:41:33,251 - ♪ Facing it alone ♪ - Aha! 825 00:41:34,043 --> 00:41:36,168 - Hyah! - ♪ Gotta keep my cool ♪ 826 00:41:36,168 --> 00:41:38,834 - ♪ Make 'em think I'm made of stone ♪ - [low-pitched roar] 827 00:41:38,834 --> 00:41:42,084 ♪ Get ready to break the ice ♪ 828 00:41:42,084 --> 00:41:45,084 - [shredding guitar solo] - ♪ Feels like time is standing still ♪ 829 00:41:45,084 --> 00:41:48,001 - ♪ Aiming right for your heart ♪ - [cheering] 830 00:41:48,001 --> 00:41:50,709 ♪ Ready to take another spill ♪ 831 00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:53,459 - [music stops] - ♪ Getting ready to break the ice ♪ 832 00:41:53,459 --> 00:41:55,251 ♪ Ice, ice, ice ♪ 833 00:41:55,251 --> 00:41:57,001 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 834 00:41:57,001 --> 00:41:58,709 [crickets chirping] 835 00:42:00,126 --> 00:42:01,751 Did it work? Are we ready? 836 00:42:01,751 --> 00:42:04,376 You just ran around for five minutes playing air guitar. 837 00:42:04,376 --> 00:42:05,709 You're welcome. 838 00:42:05,709 --> 00:42:07,334 The Games start tomorrow. 839 00:42:07,334 --> 00:42:09,043 We should probably get some sleep. 840 00:42:10,418 --> 00:42:14,418 Was it the song I chose? Does anyone have a key to the kitchen? 841 00:42:14,418 --> 00:42:16,001 [sighing] We're all gonna die. 842 00:42:17,334 --> 00:42:19,334 [dramatic orchestral music] 843 00:42:21,876 --> 00:42:25,418 [over PA] Hello, Camp Woo Hoo and Camp Hoo Rah. 844 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:30,251 Welcome to the 117th Wilderness Games! 845 00:42:30,251 --> 00:42:31,751 - [fanfare plays] - [clattering] 846 00:42:32,459 --> 00:42:35,626 - That's for wearing short shorts. - [Zane chuckles] 847 00:42:40,084 --> 00:42:40,918 [Maggie gulps] 848 00:42:40,918 --> 00:42:43,084 Each event will be worth one point, 849 00:42:43,084 --> 00:42:47,334 with the final event, Capture the Flag, being worth two points. 850 00:42:47,334 --> 00:42:49,043 There's the scoreboard, 851 00:42:49,043 --> 00:42:52,001 and the team with the most points wins! 852 00:42:52,001 --> 00:42:54,709 We know how a scoreboard works. 853 00:42:54,709 --> 00:42:57,459 I know I do. May the best camp win. 854 00:42:58,084 --> 00:42:59,376 [Zane chuckles] 855 00:43:00,793 --> 00:43:02,334 - Hoo Rah! - [grunting in unison] 856 00:43:02,334 --> 00:43:04,001 Okey dokey. 857 00:43:04,001 --> 00:43:06,334 Let the Games begin! 858 00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:08,418 - [cheering] - [rock music playing] 859 00:43:12,459 --> 00:43:14,293 Try not to sink. 860 00:43:15,001 --> 00:43:16,709 [cheering] 861 00:43:16,709 --> 00:43:18,293 - [inhales] - [whistle blows] 862 00:43:18,293 --> 00:43:20,168 [cheering intensifies] 863 00:43:24,251 --> 00:43:25,918 [cheering stops] 864 00:43:25,918 --> 00:43:27,251 [indistinct yelling] 865 00:43:27,251 --> 00:43:29,709 You're going the wrong way! 866 00:43:29,709 --> 00:43:32,709 - Where are we? - Turn! [gasps] 867 00:43:32,709 --> 00:43:34,001 - Backwards! - Backwards! 868 00:43:34,001 --> 00:43:35,584 [cheering resumes] 869 00:43:35,584 --> 00:43:36,834 [girl] You got it! 870 00:43:36,834 --> 00:43:38,543 ♪ When the feeling hits me ♪ 871 00:43:39,584 --> 00:43:41,126 ♪ It's like electricity... ♪ 872 00:43:41,126 --> 00:43:42,334 [blows] 873 00:43:42,334 --> 00:43:45,793 [blowing] 874 00:43:45,793 --> 00:43:46,751 [inhales] 875 00:43:47,459 --> 00:43:49,834 ♪ Let's make it happen, make it happen... ♪ 876 00:43:49,834 --> 00:43:51,918 - Whoo! - Let's go, Hoo Rah! 877 00:43:51,918 --> 00:43:53,543 [girl] Let's go, Gina! 878 00:43:53,543 --> 00:43:55,501 [chanting] Hoo Rah! Hoo Rah! 879 00:43:55,501 --> 00:43:57,834 - Hoo Rah! Hoo Rah! - [whistle blows] 880 00:43:57,834 --> 00:43:59,126 [cheering] 881 00:44:01,709 --> 00:44:03,959 This was over before it started. 882 00:44:03,959 --> 00:44:05,126 Ah, yeah! 883 00:44:05,126 --> 00:44:07,834 And it's even more over now that it's ended. 884 00:44:10,501 --> 00:44:12,501 Point, Hoo Rah! 885 00:44:13,376 --> 00:44:15,168 - [Wally grunts] - [cheering stops] 886 00:44:15,168 --> 00:44:16,126 [Wally] Uh... 887 00:44:16,626 --> 00:44:19,001 {\an8}♪ Let's make it happen Make it happen, we do... ♪ 888 00:44:19,001 --> 00:44:20,751 - [whistle blows] - [Wally farts] 889 00:44:20,751 --> 00:44:22,918 [cheering] 890 00:44:22,918 --> 00:44:27,043 [chanting] Hoo Rah! Hoo Rah! Hoo Rah! Hoo Rah! Hoo Rah! 891 00:44:27,876 --> 00:44:28,876 [Zane] Let's go! 892 00:44:28,876 --> 00:44:32,126 - Hoo Rah! Hoo Rah! Good hustle! - [chanting] Hoo Rah! Hoo Rah! 893 00:44:32,126 --> 00:44:34,626 [grunting] 894 00:44:34,626 --> 00:44:35,834 [applause] 895 00:44:35,834 --> 00:44:37,209 [whistle blows] 896 00:44:37,209 --> 00:44:40,043 - [chanting] Hoo Rah! Hoo Rah! Hoo Rah! - Good job! 897 00:44:40,043 --> 00:44:42,418 - Yay! - [chanting] Hoo Rah! Hoo Rah! 898 00:44:42,418 --> 00:44:44,668 {\an8}[Wally] Another point for Hoo Rah! 899 00:44:49,501 --> 00:44:51,293 This might hurt a little. 900 00:44:52,001 --> 00:44:53,001 [whistle blows] 901 00:44:53,709 --> 00:44:54,876 [cheering] 902 00:44:54,876 --> 00:44:56,668 - Yeah. - [applause] 903 00:44:56,668 --> 00:44:57,876 ♪ Ooh, I love this... ♪ 904 00:44:57,876 --> 00:45:00,751 {\an8}[Wally] Yep, you guessed it. Point, Hoo Rah. 905 00:45:00,751 --> 00:45:03,043 [cheering, applause] 906 00:45:03,043 --> 00:45:05,626 The Woo Hoos are getting creamed. 907 00:45:05,626 --> 00:45:08,293 The plan is going exactly to... 908 00:45:09,376 --> 00:45:10,209 plan. 909 00:45:10,209 --> 00:45:12,293 [cheering] 910 00:45:17,543 --> 00:45:19,626 [chanting] Hoo Rah! Hoo Rah! 911 00:45:25,959 --> 00:45:29,126 One minute, 55 seconds! 912 00:45:29,126 --> 00:45:31,001 [cheering] 913 00:45:31,001 --> 00:45:35,084 That is an unbeatable time, and that is an actual ninja. 914 00:45:35,668 --> 00:45:37,584 At this rate, the only win we'll get 915 00:45:37,584 --> 00:45:40,168 is for coming up with different ways to say zero! 916 00:45:40,876 --> 00:45:44,126 "Zilch, diddly-squat, goose egg, bupkis." 917 00:45:44,126 --> 00:45:46,376 Face it, Woody. We're not good at this stuff. 918 00:45:46,376 --> 00:45:48,001 I'm just a gamer, remember? 919 00:45:51,168 --> 00:45:53,501 Well, this ain't a video game, sister. 920 00:45:53,501 --> 00:45:55,126 Give me those goggles. 921 00:45:55,126 --> 00:45:58,001 Maybe there's a virtual forest I can move into. 922 00:45:58,001 --> 00:46:00,834 Stupid obstacle course with all its... 923 00:46:00,834 --> 00:46:02,251 obstacles. 924 00:46:02,251 --> 00:46:03,251 Wait. 925 00:46:03,251 --> 00:46:06,834 - Maybe Woody's trying to make a point. - [Woody] I most certainly am! 926 00:46:06,834 --> 00:46:08,043 J.J., 927 00:46:08,043 --> 00:46:11,084 what if you thought of this course as a video game? 928 00:46:11,584 --> 00:46:14,876 Nobody beats the Gamer Goddess at those, right? 929 00:46:24,959 --> 00:46:26,959 [video game sound effects playing] 930 00:46:35,043 --> 00:46:37,876 Yo, Camp Boo Hoo. Let's get this party started. 931 00:46:37,876 --> 00:46:42,043 Oh, snap! Because "Boo Hoo" rhymes with "Woo Hoo." 932 00:46:42,043 --> 00:46:42,959 [laughter] 933 00:46:49,501 --> 00:46:50,334 [J.J. sighs] 934 00:46:50,334 --> 00:46:52,709 Are you ready, Woo Hoo? 935 00:46:52,709 --> 00:46:55,251 - [automated voice] Ready, Player One. - [sighs] 936 00:46:55,918 --> 00:46:57,043 {\an8}[whistle blows] 937 00:46:57,043 --> 00:46:59,043 {\an8}[rock music playing] 938 00:46:59,626 --> 00:47:01,793 ♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na, whoo! ♪ 939 00:47:01,793 --> 00:47:04,459 ♪ Kill the lights Feel the moment, this is it ♪ 940 00:47:04,459 --> 00:47:07,209 {\an8}♪ Everybody's eyes on me ♪ 941 00:47:07,209 --> 00:47:09,834 {\an8}♪ I always knew That I was meant for this ♪ 942 00:47:09,834 --> 00:47:12,251 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪ 943 00:47:12,251 --> 00:47:14,626 ♪ I'll remember every word they say ♪ 944 00:47:15,209 --> 00:47:17,501 ♪ It's only pouring gas on the flames ♪ 945 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:20,126 ♪ They say I'll never leave a legacy ♪ 946 00:47:20,126 --> 00:47:22,751 {\an8}♪ But one day You're gonna see the best of me ♪ 947 00:47:22,751 --> 00:47:25,251 {\an8}♪ Make no mistake ♪ 948 00:47:25,251 --> 00:47:27,626 ♪ Whatever it takes... ♪ 949 00:47:27,626 --> 00:47:29,376 {\an8}[cheering] 950 00:47:29,376 --> 00:47:31,209 J.J.! 951 00:47:31,209 --> 00:47:32,709 [cheering continues] 952 00:47:32,709 --> 00:47:35,001 {\an8}[girl] Whoo! You got it! Keep going! 953 00:47:35,001 --> 00:47:37,001 - [girl 2] You got it! - [boy] Come on, J.J.! 954 00:47:37,001 --> 00:47:39,001 ♪ I'm gonna be iconic ♪ 955 00:47:39,501 --> 00:47:42,668 One minute, 52 seconds? 956 00:47:42,668 --> 00:47:44,334 Point, Woo Hoo! 957 00:47:45,168 --> 00:47:46,626 [cheering] 958 00:47:46,626 --> 00:47:48,043 [J.J. laughs] 959 00:47:48,834 --> 00:47:50,501 ♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na ♪ 960 00:47:50,501 --> 00:47:52,168 Did we just lose an event? 961 00:47:52,751 --> 00:47:55,001 Did we just win an event? 962 00:47:55,001 --> 00:47:56,709 [cheering continues] 963 00:47:58,293 --> 00:48:00,376 {\an8}♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na ♪ 964 00:48:01,084 --> 00:48:03,001 [Woody] Whoo, whoo, whoo! 965 00:48:03,001 --> 00:48:05,751 ♪ I'm gonna be iconic ♪ 966 00:48:05,751 --> 00:48:08,043 That was insane! Did you see their faces? 967 00:48:08,043 --> 00:48:10,084 It defied all projections. 968 00:48:10,084 --> 00:48:11,876 Well, it was a pretty rad strategy. 969 00:48:11,876 --> 00:48:14,918 You mean, the idea that I had that Maggie said. 970 00:48:14,918 --> 00:48:16,376 You did great, Woody. 971 00:48:16,376 --> 00:48:19,334 Not to sound corny, but our pistons are just getting revved up. 972 00:48:19,334 --> 00:48:20,709 [chuckling] 973 00:48:20,709 --> 00:48:23,709 If you want to get corny, allow me. 974 00:48:24,626 --> 00:48:25,834 [whirring] 975 00:48:26,709 --> 00:48:28,043 [Gus spluttering] 976 00:48:29,626 --> 00:48:30,959 Hey! Watch it! 977 00:48:31,793 --> 00:48:33,668 - [pudding splatters] - [Gus gasps] 978 00:48:34,626 --> 00:48:36,584 Well, that was off-pudding. 979 00:48:37,168 --> 00:48:40,084 - [pudding splatters] - [girl whispering] I know. Oh, my gosh. 980 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:44,418 I am not pudding up with that. 981 00:48:44,418 --> 00:48:47,376 - Yep, her joke's better. - Food fight! 982 00:48:47,376 --> 00:48:48,834 Now we're talking! 983 00:48:49,334 --> 00:48:51,043 [screaming, laughter] 984 00:48:52,501 --> 00:48:55,293 [groans] My guts! 985 00:48:55,293 --> 00:48:58,793 [Woody laughs] 986 00:48:58,793 --> 00:48:59,876 [Orson groans] 987 00:49:05,001 --> 00:49:06,584 - [Angie] Ahem! - [kids gasp] 988 00:49:10,876 --> 00:49:12,251 This calls for a picture. 989 00:49:12,251 --> 00:49:13,751 [kids sigh] 990 00:49:13,751 --> 00:49:16,168 Say cheese. 991 00:49:17,293 --> 00:49:18,876 [screaming, laughter] 992 00:49:21,626 --> 00:49:22,793 [shrieks] 993 00:49:34,209 --> 00:49:36,209 - [boar grunting] - [cheering, applause] 994 00:49:39,584 --> 00:49:40,584 [groaning] 995 00:49:40,584 --> 00:49:45,209 For Camp Hoo Rah, a new Ride the Boar record! 996 00:49:45,209 --> 00:49:47,459 [cheering] 997 00:49:49,418 --> 00:49:52,251 [Wally] Woo Hoo will now have a chance to beat it. 998 00:49:52,251 --> 00:49:54,959 [chanting] Ride the boar! Ride the boar! 999 00:49:54,959 --> 00:49:56,418 Ride the boar! 1000 00:49:56,418 --> 00:49:58,668 - Ride the boar! - I don't want to ride the boar. 1001 00:49:58,668 --> 00:50:00,626 [chuckling] Don't you worry, Orson. 1002 00:50:00,626 --> 00:50:03,084 As the brains behind this operation, 1003 00:50:03,084 --> 00:50:06,793 I will once again give sage advice to lead us to victory. 1004 00:50:06,793 --> 00:50:10,418 Think of this as a video game. 1005 00:50:10,418 --> 00:50:14,001 - A Ride the Boar video game? - [Orson] I suck at video games. 1006 00:50:14,001 --> 00:50:16,584 Doesn't seem like the angle we should take on this one. 1007 00:50:16,584 --> 00:50:19,584 Well, back to the ole drawing board. [splutters] 1008 00:50:19,584 --> 00:50:21,334 [chanting continues] 1009 00:50:21,334 --> 00:50:26,209 Well, if anyone knows what angle to take, it's you. 1010 00:50:26,209 --> 00:50:27,584 Please expound upon that. 1011 00:50:28,334 --> 00:50:31,293 Everything is math. Right? 1012 00:50:31,876 --> 00:50:35,709 [chanting] Ride the boar! Ride the boar! Ride the boar! 1013 00:50:35,709 --> 00:50:37,793 [digital trilling] 1014 00:50:40,459 --> 00:50:41,543 [gasps] 1015 00:50:41,543 --> 00:50:44,501 What's taking you so long, kid? Get up on that boar! 1016 00:50:45,126 --> 00:50:47,043 [sighs] What? 1017 00:50:48,459 --> 00:50:50,251 [breathes deeply] 1018 00:50:50,751 --> 00:50:51,584 [cheering] 1019 00:50:51,584 --> 00:50:54,209 You can do it, Orson. Come on, you can do it! 1020 00:50:54,209 --> 00:50:55,376 Come on, Orson. 1021 00:50:57,001 --> 00:50:58,043 [whistle blows] 1022 00:50:58,043 --> 00:50:59,959 [cheering] 1023 00:51:04,126 --> 00:51:07,209 - ["Un bel dì, vedremo" playing] - [cheering fades out] 1024 00:51:20,001 --> 00:51:21,418 [music stops abruptly] 1025 00:51:22,709 --> 00:51:25,876 - [scattered applause] - [unenthused murmuring] 1026 00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:29,084 [yawns] 1027 00:51:30,918 --> 00:51:33,459 Please end this. 1028 00:51:33,459 --> 00:51:37,043 - [thud] - [gasps, splutters] Point, Woo Hoo! 1029 00:51:37,043 --> 00:51:38,876 - [cheering] - What? 1030 00:51:38,876 --> 00:51:40,251 Whoo! 1031 00:51:49,251 --> 00:51:50,959 We got ourselves a problem, bub. 1032 00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:54,959 - Them Woo Hoos have won two in a row. - [chattering over phone] 1033 00:51:54,959 --> 00:51:57,251 - I know the Hoo Rahs are stronger. - [cheering] 1034 00:51:57,251 --> 00:51:59,459 But them Woo Hoos are using their smarts 1035 00:51:59,459 --> 00:52:01,126 to find ways to win. 1036 00:52:05,376 --> 00:52:08,918 He's wrapping his potato in a diaper. 1037 00:52:08,918 --> 00:52:10,793 He really is a mech mastermind! 1038 00:52:11,834 --> 00:52:12,834 It's called wadding. 1039 00:52:12,834 --> 00:52:15,793 It creates a better barrel seal for higher projectile velocity. 1040 00:52:19,418 --> 00:52:20,918 [kids gasp] 1041 00:52:21,793 --> 00:52:23,168 If this keeps up, 1042 00:52:23,168 --> 00:52:26,043 I might have to start doing some interfering. 1043 00:52:26,043 --> 00:52:28,793 - Point, Woo Hoo! - Kaboom! 1044 00:52:30,001 --> 00:52:31,001 [grunts] 1045 00:52:31,626 --> 00:52:34,043 [groaning] Okay, it's time to start interfering. 1046 00:52:34,043 --> 00:52:36,543 {\an8}[cheering] 1047 00:52:36,543 --> 00:52:38,459 [Woody laughs] 1048 00:52:39,043 --> 00:52:40,126 [chuckles] 1049 00:52:40,751 --> 00:52:41,584 [gasps] 1050 00:52:42,168 --> 00:52:44,334 At least your nerd friends have geek skills. 1051 00:52:45,084 --> 00:52:48,084 You're only here because your mommy owns the camp. 1052 00:52:50,334 --> 00:52:54,376 [kids chanting] Gus! Gus! Gus! 1053 00:52:54,376 --> 00:52:55,584 [Gus laughs] 1054 00:52:55,584 --> 00:52:57,168 [chanting continues] 1055 00:52:59,751 --> 00:53:01,751 [mechanical squeaking] 1056 00:53:02,709 --> 00:53:04,709 [squeaking continues] 1057 00:53:08,668 --> 00:53:11,001 {\an8}Greasy does it, Woo Hoo. 1058 00:53:11,001 --> 00:53:15,001 {\an8}Try getting a grip when your top rungs are covered in oil. 1059 00:53:15,001 --> 00:53:17,084 [mechanical squeaking] 1060 00:53:19,043 --> 00:53:21,043 [kids chattering in distance] 1061 00:53:32,334 --> 00:53:34,584 That's way too much wall. 1062 00:53:35,168 --> 00:53:36,168 Not for me. 1063 00:53:36,168 --> 00:53:40,209 That glorious chunk of wood is a woodpecker's dream. 1064 00:53:40,209 --> 00:53:43,543 I would peck every hole and open knot in that thing. 1065 00:53:43,543 --> 00:53:47,459 Hey, nobody knows birds more than you do. Right, Mikey? 1066 00:53:47,459 --> 00:53:48,876 No one. 1067 00:53:48,876 --> 00:53:51,043 So, be a bird. 1068 00:53:56,293 --> 00:53:57,876 [Mikey] Be a bird. 1069 00:54:03,001 --> 00:54:03,834 [whistle blows] 1070 00:54:03,834 --> 00:54:05,376 - Squawk! - [cheering] 1071 00:54:06,168 --> 00:54:07,251 Squawk! 1072 00:54:07,834 --> 00:54:08,876 Squawk! 1073 00:54:08,876 --> 00:54:11,043 - [Maggie chuckles] - [Mikey] Squawk! 1074 00:54:12,376 --> 00:54:13,376 Squawk! 1075 00:54:13,376 --> 00:54:16,043 - Look at that. Such grace. - [Mikey] Squawk! 1076 00:54:17,001 --> 00:54:18,709 Squawk! 1077 00:54:19,834 --> 00:54:21,209 Squawk! 1078 00:54:23,584 --> 00:54:25,126 Squawk! Whoa! 1079 00:54:25,126 --> 00:54:27,209 - Whoa! - [crowd groaning] 1080 00:54:28,251 --> 00:54:30,584 - [bell ringing] - [Wally] Point, Hoo Rah! 1081 00:54:30,584 --> 00:54:31,918 [cheering] 1082 00:54:31,918 --> 00:54:32,876 [grunts] 1083 00:54:33,376 --> 00:54:36,501 Pretty slick, if I may say so myself. 1084 00:54:37,126 --> 00:54:37,959 [grunts] 1085 00:54:39,376 --> 00:54:41,043 Bad pun. I deserve that. 1086 00:54:41,043 --> 00:54:43,126 [cheering, applause] 1087 00:54:51,001 --> 00:54:52,251 I blew it, you guys. 1088 00:54:52,751 --> 00:54:54,043 I'm sorry. 1089 00:54:56,168 --> 00:54:57,668 You didn't blow it. 1090 00:54:57,668 --> 00:55:01,709 You overcame your fear of heights, and I'd say that's a win. 1091 00:55:03,001 --> 00:55:04,043 Really? 1092 00:55:04,043 --> 00:55:05,334 [J.J.] Yeah, dude. 1093 00:55:05,334 --> 00:55:08,418 Even though we'll never be able to unsee this. 1094 00:55:08,418 --> 00:55:10,918 [imitates bird squawking] 1095 00:55:13,793 --> 00:55:15,584 [imitates bird squawking] 1096 00:55:16,251 --> 00:55:17,709 [imitates bird squawking] 1097 00:55:17,709 --> 00:55:19,209 [laughter] 1098 00:55:19,209 --> 00:55:21,918 [Woody] Squawk! Squawk! [laughs] 1099 00:55:21,918 --> 00:55:23,501 [squawking continues] 1100 00:55:23,501 --> 00:55:25,418 [Woody clucking] 1101 00:55:25,418 --> 00:55:27,126 [Woody cooing] 1102 00:55:27,126 --> 00:55:28,334 [Woody clucking] 1103 00:55:28,334 --> 00:55:30,459 [Woody laughs] 1104 00:55:33,459 --> 00:55:37,459 And now, to turn up the heat on them Woo Hoos. 1105 00:55:44,709 --> 00:55:45,918 [cheering] 1106 00:55:45,918 --> 00:55:47,376 And eat! 1107 00:55:47,376 --> 00:55:49,209 [airplane engine thrumming] 1108 00:55:49,209 --> 00:55:50,793 [Woody munching] 1109 00:55:50,793 --> 00:55:52,084 [gasps, splutters] 1110 00:55:52,084 --> 00:55:54,584 Forfeit! Hoo Rah wins! 1111 00:55:54,584 --> 00:55:57,876 - [cheering] - Ain't that ironic. It worked anyway! 1112 00:55:57,876 --> 00:55:59,209 - Woody! - [Woody] What? 1113 00:55:59,209 --> 00:56:02,084 You can't expect me to stay away from pie. 1114 00:56:02,084 --> 00:56:03,668 - [stomach rumbling] - [groans] 1115 00:56:04,501 --> 00:56:07,251 I'll, uh, catch up with you guys. 1116 00:56:07,251 --> 00:56:09,043 [Woody groaning] 1117 00:56:09,043 --> 00:56:11,126 [Buzz splutters] 1118 00:56:13,959 --> 00:56:15,501 - [stomach rumbling] - [groans] 1119 00:56:16,501 --> 00:56:21,001 [roars] 1120 00:56:22,084 --> 00:56:23,709 [sighs] 1121 00:56:25,668 --> 00:56:27,668 [Buzz groaning] Still... worth it. 1122 00:56:31,418 --> 00:56:33,418 [wolf howling in distance] 1123 00:56:36,584 --> 00:56:39,001 Okay, guys, it's the second-to-last event. 1124 00:56:39,001 --> 00:56:40,709 We kind of need a W here. 1125 00:56:40,709 --> 00:56:43,043 No problem. We got a ringer. 1126 00:56:43,043 --> 00:56:45,793 A ghost-story-telling slam dunk. 1127 00:56:45,793 --> 00:56:47,918 Scary Rose. 1128 00:56:47,918 --> 00:56:48,876 - No. - [screams] 1129 00:56:50,459 --> 00:56:53,126 She's even trying to scare us by saying no. 1130 00:56:53,126 --> 00:56:55,584 [laughs] Classic Scary Rose. 1131 00:56:55,584 --> 00:56:57,834 I'm afraid, okay? 1132 00:56:57,834 --> 00:57:00,959 You, afraid? That doesn't make sense. 1133 00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:04,543 I'm afraid of being the way I am in front of people I don't know. 1134 00:57:12,876 --> 00:57:16,293 - What if it was just us out there? - I would haunt your souls. 1135 00:57:17,501 --> 00:57:22,126 Then imagine everyone else has our faces 1136 00:57:22,126 --> 00:57:23,626 as masks. 1137 00:57:28,043 --> 00:57:30,459 I know, mine's ridiculous. 1138 00:57:37,001 --> 00:57:38,418 [wind whistling] 1139 00:57:40,376 --> 00:57:42,376 "The following story is true. 1140 00:57:43,376 --> 00:57:46,168 It happened to me when I was just a little girl, 1141 00:57:46,168 --> 00:57:48,834 but I was always too terrified to share it. 1142 00:57:49,626 --> 00:57:53,168 Until now." [echoing] 1143 00:57:53,668 --> 00:57:56,043 "And when I finally woke up, 1144 00:57:56,043 --> 00:57:58,126 my dog was gone. 1145 00:57:58,126 --> 00:58:01,209 All that was left was his collar on my night stand, 1146 00:58:01,209 --> 00:58:04,168 with a note that simply read, 1147 00:58:04,168 --> 00:58:08,001 'Humans can eat dog treats too.'" 1148 00:58:08,501 --> 00:58:10,501 [wolves howling in distance] 1149 00:58:18,168 --> 00:58:19,001 [beak creaks] 1150 00:58:19,001 --> 00:58:23,001 W-w-what do you say we just call this event for Woo Hoo? 1151 00:58:23,001 --> 00:58:25,084 [assenting murmurs] 1152 00:58:28,001 --> 00:58:31,001 Give it up for Scary Rose and her dog. 1153 00:58:31,668 --> 00:58:33,501 I never had a dog. 1154 00:58:33,501 --> 00:58:35,834 And we're still down by one point. 1155 00:58:35,834 --> 00:58:39,959 - But Capture the Flag is worth two. - We actually have a chance to win. 1156 00:58:39,959 --> 00:58:42,209 A pretty decent chance. 1157 00:58:42,209 --> 00:58:44,293 With our mega-fortress? Better believe we do. 1158 00:58:47,501 --> 00:58:49,459 Did you raid the candy stash? 1159 00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:50,543 [gulps] 1160 00:58:51,459 --> 00:58:55,043 Because you better save room for pizza! 1161 00:58:55,043 --> 00:58:57,334 - [cheering] - Yeah! Pizza! 1162 00:58:57,334 --> 00:58:59,001 Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! 1163 00:59:00,334 --> 00:59:02,501 How I've missed you, Gladys. 1164 00:59:02,501 --> 00:59:04,168 [munching] 1165 00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:07,834 Let's huddle. 1166 00:59:11,959 --> 00:59:14,376 [laughter] 1167 00:59:14,376 --> 00:59:16,418 [in unison] One, two, three, 1168 00:59:16,418 --> 00:59:19,043 Woo Hoo! 1169 00:59:19,043 --> 00:59:20,876 Okay, listen up. Listen up. 1170 00:59:20,876 --> 00:59:25,626 I want you to know, you guys, I'm incredibly proud of all of you. 1171 00:59:26,959 --> 00:59:31,043 And whatever happens tomorrow, we'll always be Woo Hoo. 1172 00:59:31,043 --> 00:59:33,209 - [cheering] - Yeah! Woo Hoo! 1173 00:59:33,209 --> 00:59:34,501 [applause] 1174 00:59:35,001 --> 00:59:37,001 [Orson] All right, it's pizza time. 1175 00:59:37,543 --> 00:59:40,293 - [Mikey] Tell me you got pepperoni. - [Angie] Veggie or plain? 1176 00:59:40,293 --> 00:59:42,709 - Just cheese for me. - [Rose] Orson, pass me a slice. 1177 00:59:44,918 --> 00:59:48,543 And whatever happens tomorrow, I think you should get your badge. 1178 00:59:48,543 --> 00:59:49,876 Really? 1179 00:59:49,876 --> 00:59:52,584 That means I can go home? 1180 00:59:53,876 --> 00:59:55,959 - What's wrong? - Oh. Um... 1181 00:59:56,459 --> 00:59:59,001 This is just my hungry face. 1182 00:59:59,001 --> 01:00:01,751 Are you sure? Looks like something's eating you up. 1183 01:00:01,751 --> 01:00:04,168 Not eating is eating me up. Uh... 1184 01:00:04,168 --> 01:00:05,918 I'm gonna go grab another pie. 1185 01:00:05,918 --> 01:00:09,126 Okay. Well, don't eat it all. The team might still be hungry. 1186 01:00:09,126 --> 01:00:13,084 I thought I was part of the team, but apparently not! 1187 01:00:16,543 --> 01:00:17,709 [door slams] 1188 01:00:19,334 --> 01:00:21,459 Oh, honey, let him go. 1189 01:00:22,168 --> 01:00:23,668 Sometimes woodpeckers... 1190 01:00:24,501 --> 01:00:25,543 gotta peck. 1191 01:00:26,168 --> 01:00:28,168 [military music playing] 1192 01:00:30,668 --> 01:00:31,543 [gasps] 1193 01:00:33,584 --> 01:00:35,376 Oh. Buzz. 1194 01:00:35,376 --> 01:00:38,376 You're in my cabin, again. Why? 1195 01:00:38,376 --> 01:00:41,834 Woo Hoo is one win away from keeping their camp! 1196 01:00:41,834 --> 01:00:45,876 Yeah. You're telling me? Who saw that coming? Not this guy. 1197 01:00:45,876 --> 01:00:48,709 Zane! You're losing sight of the big picture. 1198 01:00:48,709 --> 01:00:52,834 This could be Hoo Rah's last chance to take that next step we talked about. 1199 01:00:52,834 --> 01:00:54,793 Do I look concerned? 1200 01:00:54,793 --> 01:00:55,959 I don't, do I? 1201 01:00:55,959 --> 01:00:59,418 I shouldn't, because showing concern is another sign of weakness. 1202 01:00:59,418 --> 01:01:02,668 Buzz, Capture the Flag is a war games simulation, 1203 01:01:02,668 --> 01:01:05,334 which is literally all we do here at Hoo Rah. 1204 01:01:05,834 --> 01:01:08,709 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a night-light to turn on. 1205 01:01:10,084 --> 01:01:13,709 - That girl's story made me think things. - [wolf howling in distance] 1206 01:01:13,709 --> 01:01:15,293 Come here, Colonel Teddy. 1207 01:01:16,001 --> 01:01:18,834 Well, I ain't taking any chances. 1208 01:01:22,959 --> 01:01:24,293 [Woody] I don't get it. 1209 01:01:25,043 --> 01:01:30,334 Maggie said, whatever happens tomorrow, maybe I'll get to go home. 1210 01:01:30,334 --> 01:01:33,584 So why don't I feel like celebrating? 1211 01:01:33,584 --> 01:01:37,334 Is it because, if we lose, Maggie and the others will lose Woo Hoo? 1212 01:01:37,334 --> 01:01:39,418 No, that can't be it. 1213 01:01:39,418 --> 01:01:41,918 That has nothing to do with my mission. 1214 01:01:41,918 --> 01:01:43,209 Or does it? 1215 01:01:43,209 --> 01:01:46,126 What are these strange lumps in my stomach? 1216 01:01:46,626 --> 01:01:47,584 [gasps] 1217 01:01:47,584 --> 01:01:49,043 Feelings? 1218 01:01:49,043 --> 01:01:50,959 [wind gusting] 1219 01:01:52,001 --> 01:01:53,459 Nah, you're right. 1220 01:01:53,459 --> 01:01:55,876 Definitely just hunger. Good talk. 1221 01:01:55,876 --> 01:01:58,168 It's nice to meet someone who really listens. 1222 01:01:58,168 --> 01:01:59,251 [door slams] 1223 01:02:03,793 --> 01:02:05,209 No-good buzzard. 1224 01:02:05,209 --> 01:02:07,834 I'm gonna nab a snack from his kitchen. 1225 01:02:13,584 --> 01:02:14,918 All right. 1226 01:02:14,918 --> 01:02:18,293 Just need to find where they hide the peanut butter. 1227 01:02:18,293 --> 01:02:22,668 Tomorrow morning, Camp Woo Hoo will become Camp Buh-Bye. 1228 01:02:22,668 --> 01:02:23,751 [Woody gasps] 1229 01:02:24,376 --> 01:02:28,376 I'll finally get that moron Zane to buy Woo Hoo's land from Annie. 1230 01:02:28,376 --> 01:02:30,293 - [chattering over phone] - Yes, Angie! 1231 01:02:30,293 --> 01:02:33,126 Then I'll blackmail him into giving us both camps. 1232 01:02:33,126 --> 01:02:35,334 - [chattering over phone] - Of course it'll work! 1233 01:02:35,334 --> 01:02:37,793 That dolt's been signing for all my deliveries. 1234 01:02:37,793 --> 01:02:42,293 Deliveries of things a guy could go to jail for signing... 1235 01:02:42,793 --> 01:02:44,084 - ...for. - [gasps] 1236 01:02:44,084 --> 01:02:47,168 It'll be easier than destroying Woo Hoo's stupid fortress. 1237 01:02:47,168 --> 01:02:49,418 - [gasps] - Just be ready for my signal. 1238 01:02:49,418 --> 01:02:52,668 - That gold is as good as ours. - [gasps] 1239 01:02:53,459 --> 01:02:54,293 [beep] 1240 01:02:58,918 --> 01:03:00,626 - [utensils clattering] - [Woody gasps] 1241 01:03:04,793 --> 01:03:05,751 Phew! 1242 01:03:05,751 --> 01:03:06,959 - [clattering] - [screams] 1243 01:03:06,959 --> 01:03:08,418 Huh? Who's there? 1244 01:03:09,001 --> 01:03:11,584 [high-pitched] Nobody but us clumsy old pots. 1245 01:03:11,584 --> 01:03:13,334 Well, keep it down out there. 1246 01:03:13,334 --> 01:03:16,293 Hey, wait a second! Pots don't talk! 1247 01:03:20,709 --> 01:03:22,709 [pot scraping] 1248 01:03:31,126 --> 01:03:32,209 Guess who? 1249 01:03:35,959 --> 01:03:37,084 [grunts] Ow! 1250 01:03:37,084 --> 01:03:38,918 I'm lethal with a spatula. 1251 01:03:38,918 --> 01:03:41,751 I wasn't named "top cook" in prison for nothing. 1252 01:03:41,751 --> 01:03:45,834 - But now I got me a higher purpose. - You want to run a summer camp? 1253 01:03:45,834 --> 01:03:47,126 No, you pinhead! 1254 01:03:47,126 --> 01:03:50,543 I want the millions in gold buried somewhere in this awful place. 1255 01:03:51,876 --> 01:03:55,418 And the last thing I need is a loudmouthed woodpecker spoiling my plan. 1256 01:03:55,418 --> 01:03:57,876 So why don't you chill out? 1257 01:03:57,876 --> 01:03:58,959 [Woody grunts] 1258 01:04:00,793 --> 01:04:05,043 "Chill out!" [chuckling] Oh, man! These just pop off the top of my head. 1259 01:04:05,043 --> 01:04:08,251 You'll be the coolest kid in camp, Woody. 1260 01:04:08,251 --> 01:04:11,543 [laughing] Another one! Nailed it! 1261 01:04:11,543 --> 01:04:13,668 [Woody] You know those weren't funny! 1262 01:04:13,668 --> 01:04:16,168 Don't lie to yourself! 1263 01:04:17,001 --> 01:04:21,001 I gotta warn Maggie, and Angie, and Zane! 1264 01:04:21,001 --> 01:04:22,459 Maybe not Zane. 1265 01:04:22,459 --> 01:04:24,876 But first, I gotta keep from becoming a bird-sicle. 1266 01:04:24,876 --> 01:04:25,959 [teeth chattering] 1267 01:04:25,959 --> 01:04:26,876 Fun fact. 1268 01:04:26,876 --> 01:04:29,251 A woodpecker's tongue contains bone and cartilage 1269 01:04:29,251 --> 01:04:32,084 that wraps around its brain to absorb shock while pecking. 1270 01:04:35,626 --> 01:04:36,834 [thud] 1271 01:04:36,834 --> 01:04:40,751 [groaning] That didn't absorb anything. 1272 01:04:41,501 --> 01:04:43,501 [birds chirping] 1273 01:04:44,959 --> 01:04:47,751 Here we are. Capture the Flag. 1274 01:04:47,751 --> 01:04:51,959 The final event of these unexpectedly exciting Wilderness Games. 1275 01:04:51,959 --> 01:04:54,168 - Where's Woody? - [Wally] So many memories. 1276 01:04:54,168 --> 01:04:56,918 - I don't know. He got upset. - [Wally] So much anticipation. 1277 01:04:56,918 --> 01:05:00,293 I didn't want him to eat all the pizza last night, or something... 1278 01:05:00,293 --> 01:05:02,209 Doesn't feel right without him with us. 1279 01:05:02,209 --> 01:05:05,376 I know. But we'll be all right. 1280 01:05:05,376 --> 01:05:07,418 We'll just have to do this without him. 1281 01:05:07,418 --> 01:05:10,209 After the ceremonial Placing of the Flags, 1282 01:05:10,209 --> 01:05:13,334 both teams will try to capture the other team's flag. 1283 01:05:13,334 --> 01:05:15,126 We know how to play, all right? 1284 01:05:16,251 --> 01:05:17,084 [clears throat] 1285 01:05:17,084 --> 01:05:20,084 All right. Thank you. 1286 01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:21,876 - Oh. - [groaning] 1287 01:05:22,459 --> 01:05:24,334 These must have shrunk in the dryer. 1288 01:05:24,959 --> 01:05:26,918 [Wally grunts, splutters] 1289 01:05:26,918 --> 01:05:28,043 [grunts] 1290 01:05:28,043 --> 01:05:33,084 I have officially placed the Hoo Rah flag on its designated home base. 1291 01:05:33,084 --> 01:05:35,251 We will do the same at Woo Hoo's base. 1292 01:05:35,251 --> 01:05:37,959 Then let the flag-capturing begin. 1293 01:05:37,959 --> 01:05:39,418 [cheering] 1294 01:05:40,418 --> 01:05:42,959 I can't wait for the look on their faces when they see... 1295 01:05:45,209 --> 01:05:46,584 Our fortress! 1296 01:05:46,584 --> 01:05:49,168 - [boy] Oh, my gosh. - [groaning] 1297 01:05:53,334 --> 01:05:55,126 Someone killed it. 1298 01:05:57,834 --> 01:05:59,501 Zane, how could you? 1299 01:05:59,501 --> 01:06:03,668 Look, I'll admit, I'm not exactly sad that this happened, but this wasn't me, cuz. 1300 01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:04,834 Honest. 1301 01:06:05,418 --> 01:06:07,293 Miss Angie, I'm sorry. 1302 01:06:07,293 --> 01:06:11,001 Do you want to take a few minutes to decide what you want to do? 1303 01:06:15,376 --> 01:06:18,751 I love the smell of forfeit in the morning. 1304 01:06:20,626 --> 01:06:21,626 Hello? 1305 01:06:22,126 --> 01:06:23,876 [singsong] Delivery. 1306 01:06:23,876 --> 01:06:24,959 Anybody here? 1307 01:06:25,876 --> 01:06:28,251 Intense boss guy that doesn't tip? 1308 01:06:30,043 --> 01:06:31,293 Buzzard dude? 1309 01:06:33,001 --> 01:06:35,043 Huh. That's new. 1310 01:06:38,334 --> 01:06:40,043 - [air whooshing] - Whoa! 1311 01:06:45,043 --> 01:06:47,709 Are you okay? 1312 01:06:47,709 --> 01:06:49,001 [teeth chattering] 1313 01:06:49,001 --> 01:06:52,376 I've b-b-been b-b-better. 1314 01:06:52,376 --> 01:06:54,293 Yeah... 1315 01:06:54,793 --> 01:06:55,793 You know what? 1316 01:06:56,293 --> 01:07:00,084 I feel like I'm getting involved with something that isn't my business. 1317 01:07:00,876 --> 01:07:01,876 [beak creaks] 1318 01:07:03,501 --> 01:07:04,626 [running footsteps] 1319 01:07:04,626 --> 01:07:06,251 You opened the what? 1320 01:07:06,251 --> 01:07:09,543 The freezer! I said, the freezer! [grunts] 1321 01:07:14,043 --> 01:07:15,584 [panting] 1322 01:07:15,584 --> 01:07:18,501 Remember, you're an artist. 1323 01:07:18,501 --> 01:07:22,293 This is just for the summer so you can pay for magic school. 1324 01:07:24,626 --> 01:07:27,126 [sighs] That feels nice. 1325 01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:29,793 But why do I smell burnt tush? 1326 01:07:29,793 --> 01:07:31,376 Tush! Ooh! 1327 01:07:31,376 --> 01:07:33,376 Almost fricassee'd myself! 1328 01:07:33,918 --> 01:07:36,126 Now, to find Maggie and Angie. 1329 01:07:37,418 --> 01:07:38,751 Oh, no, you don't! 1330 01:07:38,751 --> 01:07:40,168 Oh, yes, I do! 1331 01:07:40,168 --> 01:07:44,501 I'm telling everyone about your dastardly, double-crossing ways! 1332 01:07:44,501 --> 01:07:47,126 - If there's one thing I hate... - [flames whooshing] 1333 01:07:47,834 --> 01:07:49,209 ...it's a tattletale! 1334 01:07:49,709 --> 01:07:50,793 [grunting] 1335 01:07:50,793 --> 01:07:53,251 Smells like you also hate deodorant, 1336 01:07:53,251 --> 01:07:54,459 and toothpaste... 1337 01:07:55,876 --> 01:07:56,959 and not farting. 1338 01:07:56,959 --> 01:07:58,626 [groans, jabbers] 1339 01:08:01,751 --> 01:08:03,293 - Huh? - Peekaboo! 1340 01:08:03,293 --> 01:08:06,626 Over here! You're not very good at this game, are you? 1341 01:08:07,209 --> 01:08:08,584 [Buzz grunts] 1342 01:08:09,626 --> 01:08:10,459 Shh! 1343 01:08:11,668 --> 01:08:14,584 [Woody laughs] 1344 01:08:14,584 --> 01:08:15,793 [Buzz grunts] 1345 01:08:16,876 --> 01:08:18,876 [indistinct chattering] 1346 01:08:23,251 --> 01:08:26,418 So, our projected win rate just went down to... 1347 01:08:27,126 --> 01:08:27,959 zero? 1348 01:08:29,084 --> 01:08:30,418 Final nail in our coffin. 1349 01:08:31,001 --> 01:08:33,501 For a second there, I thought we might pull this off. 1350 01:08:34,168 --> 01:08:35,043 Me too. 1351 01:08:35,043 --> 01:08:37,209 We brought everything we had. 1352 01:08:40,043 --> 01:08:41,084 [Maggie] I didn't. 1353 01:08:43,251 --> 01:08:45,543 I didn't bring anything to these Games. 1354 01:08:46,043 --> 01:08:48,043 Just like I don't bring anything to Woo Hoo. 1355 01:08:49,126 --> 01:08:51,501 You all have these extraordinary talents, 1356 01:08:52,251 --> 01:08:54,751 and we got those victories because of them. 1357 01:08:54,751 --> 01:08:56,293 But I don't. 1358 01:08:57,209 --> 01:08:59,751 If I did, maybe I could have helped us win more events 1359 01:08:59,751 --> 01:09:01,876 and we wouldn't even be in this position. 1360 01:09:07,501 --> 01:09:08,876 Hey, where are you going? 1361 01:09:08,876 --> 01:09:12,334 Who cares? I wouldn't even be a part of this team if you weren't the owner. 1362 01:09:12,334 --> 01:09:14,043 Where did you hear that? 1363 01:09:14,709 --> 01:09:17,168 It doesn't matter. They don't need me. 1364 01:09:17,918 --> 01:09:20,751 Maggie, you're the whole reason this is a team. 1365 01:09:20,751 --> 01:09:24,334 You got J.J. to think outside her video box, 1366 01:09:24,334 --> 01:09:28,001 and Mikey to break down his walls. 1367 01:09:28,001 --> 01:09:30,959 You got Rose to face her fears. 1368 01:09:30,959 --> 01:09:33,501 You got Gus to pound on his chest. 1369 01:09:34,293 --> 01:09:36,918 And I've never heard Orson talk this much. 1370 01:09:37,418 --> 01:09:38,418 [others] Yeah. 1371 01:09:41,626 --> 01:09:43,584 Sorry. We were all listening. [chuckles] 1372 01:09:44,209 --> 01:09:45,251 [chuckles softly] 1373 01:09:45,251 --> 01:09:48,001 Maggie, you make us better. 1374 01:09:48,001 --> 01:09:52,668 Sure, we each have certain skills, but you figured out how to use them. 1375 01:09:52,668 --> 01:09:56,001 And you're the one who inspired us to believe that we could. 1376 01:09:56,001 --> 01:09:57,959 Yeah. We'd be dead without you. 1377 01:09:58,501 --> 01:09:59,418 You're... 1378 01:10:00,251 --> 01:10:01,376 our leader. 1379 01:10:03,293 --> 01:10:04,751 - I am? - [Angie] Yeah. 1380 01:10:06,959 --> 01:10:09,376 And if bringing these weirdos together 1381 01:10:10,084 --> 01:10:12,876 isn't an extraordinary talent, I don't know what is. 1382 01:10:12,876 --> 01:10:14,043 [Maggie chuckles] 1383 01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:17,918 Can we all agree that I said "weirdos" with love 1384 01:10:17,918 --> 01:10:19,501 and should not be canceled? 1385 01:10:19,501 --> 01:10:21,001 [laughter] 1386 01:10:22,834 --> 01:10:25,126 [stirring orchestral music playing] 1387 01:10:44,793 --> 01:10:46,126 Game on. 1388 01:10:47,251 --> 01:10:48,918 Okey dokey. 1389 01:10:48,918 --> 01:10:51,251 Hoo Rahs will go back to their fortress. 1390 01:10:51,251 --> 01:10:54,834 I will then blow my whistle to signify the start. 1391 01:10:56,001 --> 01:10:57,001 [Zane scoffs] 1392 01:10:59,001 --> 01:11:01,168 So, what do we do now, Captain? 1393 01:11:01,168 --> 01:11:03,918 We can't rebuild, and our flag's just sitting there. 1394 01:11:03,918 --> 01:11:04,834 Exactly, 1395 01:11:04,834 --> 01:11:08,126 which means they're going to be cocky and storm our side right away, 1396 01:11:08,126 --> 01:11:10,126 without even thinking about defense. 1397 01:11:10,876 --> 01:11:12,126 Here's the plan. 1398 01:11:12,709 --> 01:11:15,209 [over megaphone] Three! Two! One! 1399 01:11:15,209 --> 01:11:16,293 Begin! 1400 01:11:16,293 --> 01:11:19,584 [Maggie] Mikey will distract the first Hoo Rahs with exotic bird calls, 1401 01:11:19,584 --> 01:11:21,043 so they'll be looking up. 1402 01:11:21,043 --> 01:11:22,126 [bird call] 1403 01:11:22,126 --> 01:11:25,043 Rose will be lying down, covered in leaves and moss, 1404 01:11:25,043 --> 01:11:26,168 like she's dead. 1405 01:11:26,168 --> 01:11:27,251 - Bam! - [screaming] 1406 01:11:27,251 --> 01:11:28,584 Those campers, tagged out. 1407 01:11:29,501 --> 01:11:31,251 Gus will set a trap for the next wave, 1408 01:11:31,251 --> 01:11:33,543 using string from Rose's ruined decorations. 1409 01:11:33,543 --> 01:11:37,001 Like a tripwire. Something the Hoo Rahs are quite familiar with. 1410 01:11:37,543 --> 01:11:38,668 [grunting] 1411 01:11:39,501 --> 01:11:41,001 Another bunch down. 1412 01:11:41,001 --> 01:11:44,084 Meanwhile, J.J. and Orson will bait even more Hoo Rahs 1413 01:11:44,084 --> 01:11:46,126 with a very calculated trick. 1414 01:11:46,126 --> 01:11:50,251 They'll think it's just our lame attempt at a border wall, and the coast is clear. 1415 01:11:50,251 --> 01:11:52,084 But once they cross... 1416 01:11:54,084 --> 01:11:56,501 Bam! First rule of game design. 1417 01:11:56,501 --> 01:11:59,501 Create a world rich with depth, where things aren't as they seem. 1418 01:11:59,501 --> 01:12:02,168 We totally pawned these noobs! 1419 01:12:02,168 --> 01:12:05,168 [Maggie] We'll pick them off one by one till we outnumber them. 1420 01:12:05,168 --> 01:12:07,543 And that's when we make our move. 1421 01:12:08,626 --> 01:12:10,251 - [grunting] - [Buzz] Was that kosher? 1422 01:12:10,251 --> 01:12:11,834 - [clattering] - [blows landing] 1423 01:12:11,834 --> 01:12:13,834 - [goat bleats] - Aha! 1424 01:12:13,834 --> 01:12:18,084 So, it ends with a classic eggbeater-rolling-pin fight, eh? 1425 01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:20,834 That is some whisky business, pal. 1426 01:12:20,834 --> 01:12:22,709 - On guard! - On guard? 1427 01:12:22,709 --> 01:12:25,584 You mean, on dishwasher. [laughs] 1428 01:12:25,584 --> 01:12:27,293 Who learned you how to spoke? 1429 01:12:27,293 --> 01:12:30,251 I've just about had it up to here with you, woodpecker! 1430 01:12:30,251 --> 01:12:32,501 Can't two birds just get along? 1431 01:12:32,501 --> 01:12:34,001 Check out this move. 1432 01:12:34,001 --> 01:12:36,126 I learned it in spin class. 1433 01:12:36,126 --> 01:12:37,334 [Woody screams] 1434 01:12:37,334 --> 01:12:39,043 Now, get over here! 1435 01:12:39,043 --> 01:12:40,293 [grunts] 1436 01:12:40,293 --> 01:12:42,168 Now I'm getting the spins. 1437 01:12:42,168 --> 01:12:43,459 Smell you later! 1438 01:12:43,459 --> 01:12:44,376 [Buzz grunts] 1439 01:12:52,293 --> 01:12:55,168 Call me next time you're in town and we'll ketchup. 1440 01:12:55,168 --> 01:12:56,334 [Woody laughs] 1441 01:12:56,334 --> 01:12:57,584 [Buzz groans] 1442 01:12:57,584 --> 01:12:59,959 [Woody laughs] 1443 01:13:00,626 --> 01:13:02,001 [Buzz grunts] 1444 01:13:02,001 --> 01:13:04,584 Playtime's over. 1445 01:13:12,834 --> 01:13:14,793 I see what's going on here. 1446 01:13:16,876 --> 01:13:19,834 No one can help you now, pal. 1447 01:13:19,834 --> 01:13:22,209 You're about to be cooked. 1448 01:13:25,918 --> 01:13:28,626 [Maggie] That's a flare gun. Only for emergencies. 1449 01:13:28,626 --> 01:13:31,418 If you're in trouble, that would send a signal to your team. 1450 01:13:51,418 --> 01:13:54,668 Pretty smart game plan, Maggie. But not smart enough. 1451 01:13:55,709 --> 01:13:56,959 I gots ya. 1452 01:13:58,668 --> 01:14:00,501 But we gots your flag. 1453 01:14:03,043 --> 01:14:04,751 [yelling] 1454 01:14:05,959 --> 01:14:06,793 Huh? 1455 01:14:06,793 --> 01:14:08,876 [yelling continues] 1456 01:14:24,001 --> 01:14:26,001 [cheering] 1457 01:14:27,209 --> 01:14:29,168 Whoo! 1458 01:14:30,293 --> 01:14:32,918 We just have to bring it back to our base, and we win! 1459 01:14:32,918 --> 01:14:34,668 [flare whooshing] 1460 01:14:34,668 --> 01:14:35,876 [explosion] 1461 01:14:36,751 --> 01:14:38,793 - [murmuring] - Is that a flare? 1462 01:14:39,918 --> 01:14:42,376 Woody didn't leave us. He's in trouble. 1463 01:14:42,376 --> 01:14:45,293 It came from the Hoo Rah's side. How do you know it's Woody? 1464 01:14:45,293 --> 01:14:47,834 Because it's the only reason he'd miss this. 1465 01:14:47,834 --> 01:14:49,084 We gotta go help him. 1466 01:14:49,084 --> 01:14:52,376 Uh, can we worry about this later? We're about to win. 1467 01:14:53,126 --> 01:14:57,793 When a flare goes up, the team responds. And Woody is a part of our team. 1468 01:15:05,834 --> 01:15:06,918 But I tagged you! 1469 01:15:06,918 --> 01:15:08,043 [Maggie] Don't care! 1470 01:15:08,043 --> 01:15:09,001 [scoffs] 1471 01:15:09,501 --> 01:15:14,168 - [Wally] Huh. This isn't in the playbook. - What are they doing? 1472 01:15:20,709 --> 01:15:22,876 - [flare gun clatters] - Ha! You missed. 1473 01:15:22,876 --> 01:15:24,043 - Did I? - [door opens] 1474 01:15:24,043 --> 01:15:25,126 Huh? 1475 01:15:25,126 --> 01:15:26,418 Woody! 1476 01:15:26,418 --> 01:15:27,834 [Buzz grunts] 1477 01:15:27,834 --> 01:15:29,001 - Hyah! - [clattering] 1478 01:15:29,751 --> 01:15:32,751 [Buzz grunting] 1479 01:15:36,834 --> 01:15:39,084 - Are you okay? - [chuckling] Of course! 1480 01:15:39,084 --> 01:15:41,334 I was in the middle of foiling an evil plot. 1481 01:15:41,334 --> 01:15:43,543 But you used the flare gun to call for help. 1482 01:15:43,543 --> 01:15:48,251 Pfft! I used the flare gun to distract the buzzard. That's all. 1483 01:15:48,251 --> 01:15:49,668 Pfft! Is that right? 1484 01:15:49,668 --> 01:15:51,376 Pfft! That is right. 1485 01:15:52,501 --> 01:15:53,501 [Maggie chuckles] 1486 01:15:54,834 --> 01:15:57,418 Wait. What about Capture the Flag? 1487 01:15:58,001 --> 01:16:00,209 We were about to win. Can you believe it? 1488 01:16:00,751 --> 01:16:02,834 But we decided to take a detour. 1489 01:16:04,668 --> 01:16:08,084 You gave up the Games... for me? 1490 01:16:09,376 --> 01:16:10,418 Mm-hmm. 1491 01:16:12,418 --> 01:16:14,334 Can we rewind to the evil plot part? 1492 01:16:16,126 --> 01:16:19,043 Right. Look in the pantry. 1493 01:16:24,459 --> 01:16:27,626 Crates full of weird-looking weapons and gold-mining stuff? 1494 01:16:27,626 --> 01:16:29,501 You won't find the gold before me! 1495 01:16:30,709 --> 01:16:31,959 [Buzz grunts] 1496 01:16:33,418 --> 01:16:34,709 [Buzz grunting] 1497 01:16:34,709 --> 01:16:35,834 Much better. 1498 01:16:35,834 --> 01:16:38,709 [muffled grunting] 1499 01:16:40,459 --> 01:16:42,168 [sighs] What's going on? 1500 01:16:42,168 --> 01:16:44,251 [Zane] And why is my cook tied up? 1501 01:16:44,251 --> 01:16:46,084 As I was saying, 1502 01:16:46,084 --> 01:16:47,834 evil plot. 1503 01:16:47,834 --> 01:16:51,626 Buzz destroyed Woo Hoo's fortress so you would lose the Games and your camp. 1504 01:16:51,626 --> 01:16:53,001 Then Zane would buy Woo Hoo, 1505 01:16:53,001 --> 01:16:55,834 and Buzz would blackmail Zane into giving both camps to him. 1506 01:16:57,584 --> 01:16:58,418 - What? - What? 1507 01:16:58,418 --> 01:17:03,501 Zane's name is on all of Buzz's illegal doohickeys. 1508 01:17:03,501 --> 01:17:05,709 So you're not a professional cook? 1509 01:17:06,376 --> 01:17:08,543 You lying buzzard. I trusted you. 1510 01:17:08,543 --> 01:17:11,418 That sounds incredibly stupid. I can hear it now. 1511 01:17:11,418 --> 01:17:13,418 But why would he want our land? 1512 01:17:13,418 --> 01:17:16,918 To find Grandpappy Obadiah's gold. 1513 01:17:18,834 --> 01:17:20,168 That's what this is about? 1514 01:17:20,168 --> 01:17:22,584 - [sighs] - There's no missing gold. 1515 01:17:22,584 --> 01:17:24,293 That's just an old legend. 1516 01:17:24,293 --> 01:17:25,709 I'm not so sure, Mom. 1517 01:17:26,251 --> 01:17:27,334 Look. 1518 01:17:30,084 --> 01:17:33,209 Don't we have a map that looks like that in our lodge? 1519 01:17:33,209 --> 01:17:35,293 In the case with all that prospector stuff. 1520 01:17:35,293 --> 01:17:37,126 We have one too, in our case. 1521 01:17:38,459 --> 01:17:40,626 Each camp has a piece of this old map. 1522 01:17:40,626 --> 01:17:44,334 I always assumed they were two halves torn apart. 1523 01:17:45,376 --> 01:17:47,168 What if there were three pieces? 1524 01:17:49,376 --> 01:17:50,709 This can't be real. 1525 01:17:50,709 --> 01:17:52,876 Only one way to find out. 1526 01:18:00,126 --> 01:18:01,626 Where did everybody go? 1527 01:18:01,626 --> 01:18:03,626 And how do I get down from here-- 1528 01:18:03,626 --> 01:18:05,084 - Whoa! - [Woody laughs] 1529 01:18:05,084 --> 01:18:06,418 - [thud] - [Wally grunts] 1530 01:18:06,418 --> 01:18:09,834 [Wally] I'm okay! The poison ivy broke my fall. 1531 01:18:13,751 --> 01:18:16,251 Look at all those random markings. 1532 01:18:16,751 --> 01:18:18,584 Unless they're not random at all. 1533 01:18:21,626 --> 01:18:23,543 [Buzz grunting] 1534 01:18:24,626 --> 01:18:25,501 Hmm. 1535 01:18:25,501 --> 01:18:26,793 [straining] 1536 01:18:34,834 --> 01:18:36,418 [chuckles] 1537 01:18:36,418 --> 01:18:38,376 - [Zane] Hold on. What? - [chattering] 1538 01:18:38,959 --> 01:18:40,334 - What? - Well, those lines. 1539 01:18:40,334 --> 01:18:42,084 - I... - That's perfect. 1540 01:18:42,084 --> 01:18:43,168 May I? 1541 01:18:43,918 --> 01:18:46,126 - [Zane] Hmm. - [Orson sighs] 1542 01:18:53,751 --> 01:18:55,751 [Orson] It's not a third piece. 1543 01:18:58,209 --> 01:19:01,168 It's an overlay. And that's Obadiah! 1544 01:19:05,418 --> 01:19:07,168 X marks the spot! 1545 01:19:07,709 --> 01:19:08,793 Jackpot! 1546 01:19:08,793 --> 01:19:11,084 - Right near Obadiah's statue. - [Zane] Hmm. 1547 01:19:11,084 --> 01:19:14,251 It was there the whole time, right under our noses. 1548 01:19:15,251 --> 01:19:17,459 Oh, boy! Real gold. 1549 01:19:17,459 --> 01:19:20,001 We might owe that dumb old buzzard a thank-you. 1550 01:19:20,001 --> 01:19:21,918 [Buzz] I should thank you, 1551 01:19:21,918 --> 01:19:24,876 for doing all the mystery solving for me. 1552 01:19:24,876 --> 01:19:27,251 Hey! I tied you up. 1553 01:19:27,251 --> 01:19:29,418 And I untied me up. 1554 01:19:29,418 --> 01:19:30,876 See this knife here? 1555 01:19:30,876 --> 01:19:34,001 It's all-purpose, which means it's got buttons 1556 01:19:34,001 --> 01:19:36,751 that will leave you on the wrong side of the lockdown doors 1557 01:19:36,751 --> 01:19:38,501 I installed during my breaks. 1558 01:19:38,501 --> 01:19:39,418 [beep] 1559 01:19:43,001 --> 01:19:44,834 How long were those breaks? 1560 01:19:44,834 --> 01:19:46,626 There's still one way out. 1561 01:19:47,251 --> 01:19:48,084 [beep] 1562 01:19:48,626 --> 01:19:50,251 - [squeaking] - [groaning] Or not. 1563 01:19:50,251 --> 01:19:51,334 Oof! 1564 01:19:51,334 --> 01:19:53,626 - [Buzz] Arrivederci, losers! - [door slams] 1565 01:19:55,959 --> 01:19:57,334 I can't believe it. 1566 01:19:57,959 --> 01:20:01,043 I'm always the smartest guy in the room, but that buzzard played me. 1567 01:20:01,668 --> 01:20:03,709 - [sighs] He played us both. - Right. 1568 01:20:03,709 --> 01:20:09,043 This stupid feud between our camps just made us easy targets. 1569 01:20:09,043 --> 01:20:11,959 You make it sound like it's my fault that we're mortal enemies. 1570 01:20:11,959 --> 01:20:14,084 We're not mortal enemies, Zane. 1571 01:20:14,084 --> 01:20:16,501 I always wanted to work together. 1572 01:20:16,501 --> 01:20:18,168 Uh, not when we were kids. 1573 01:20:18,168 --> 01:20:21,126 Uh-uh. No. You never let me play with you or your friends. 1574 01:20:21,126 --> 01:20:24,459 Because you ridiculed us for doing the creative things we wanted to do! 1575 01:20:24,459 --> 01:20:26,126 You called me a meathead jerk! 1576 01:20:26,126 --> 01:20:28,168 You called me Artsy-Fartsy Angie! 1577 01:20:35,584 --> 01:20:36,584 [Zane clears throat] 1578 01:20:37,251 --> 01:20:40,168 Anyhoo, we should probably figure out how to get out of here 1579 01:20:40,168 --> 01:20:42,251 and get that gold before Buzz does. 1580 01:20:42,251 --> 01:20:45,584 [Buzz] ♪ My Bonnie lies over the ocean ♪ 1581 01:20:45,584 --> 01:20:48,668 ♪ My Bonnie lies over the sea ♪ 1582 01:20:48,668 --> 01:20:49,793 - ♪ My Bonnie ♪ - [thud] 1583 01:20:51,918 --> 01:20:53,501 [shovel scraping] 1584 01:20:56,709 --> 01:20:59,959 I believe the term is, "Eureka!" 1585 01:20:59,959 --> 01:21:01,876 Okay. Here's the plan. 1586 01:21:01,876 --> 01:21:03,168 We build a time machine 1587 01:21:03,168 --> 01:21:05,626 and go back to just before I shot the flare gun 1588 01:21:05,626 --> 01:21:07,584 through that chimney over the stove. 1589 01:21:07,584 --> 01:21:09,418 You guys find your past selves 1590 01:21:09,418 --> 01:21:14,668 and warn them to make sure I tie Buzz up just a little tighter, so he can't escape. 1591 01:21:14,668 --> 01:21:16,584 Multiverse. 1592 01:21:17,418 --> 01:21:18,334 No. 1593 01:21:19,209 --> 01:21:21,251 - [Angie sighs] - [Maggie] Just what I thought. 1594 01:21:21,251 --> 01:21:24,626 It's still open. Buzz missed it when he set up his security stuff. 1595 01:21:24,626 --> 01:21:27,209 But the hole is too small for even Woody to get through. 1596 01:21:28,001 --> 01:21:29,001 Maybe not. 1597 01:21:30,418 --> 01:21:33,209 Hey, Woody, remember when we first met you, in the rec room? 1598 01:21:33,209 --> 01:21:36,126 Good times. Those were the days. 1599 01:21:36,126 --> 01:21:38,751 I'm talking about when you came flying through the wall. 1600 01:21:40,876 --> 01:21:43,043 Right! If we strap Woody to the extinguisher... 1601 01:21:43,043 --> 01:21:45,959 ...he can smash through the roof, get outside and find some help. 1602 01:21:45,959 --> 01:21:47,501 Dry powder propulsion! 1603 01:21:47,501 --> 01:21:50,418 Sounds dangerous. I love it. 1604 01:21:50,418 --> 01:21:52,043 You said it, sister. 1605 01:21:52,543 --> 01:21:56,084 - Ready for launch. - During that fist bump, I ran the numbers. 1606 01:21:56,084 --> 01:21:59,418 There's simply not enough distance from the top of the stove to the roof 1607 01:21:59,418 --> 01:22:02,334 to generate the kind of force Woody needs to break through. 1608 01:22:02,334 --> 01:22:05,626 - And it's way too heavy to move. - [Woody groans] 1609 01:22:06,834 --> 01:22:08,459 Not if we move it together. 1610 01:22:15,751 --> 01:22:17,001 We got you, Maggie. 1611 01:22:21,626 --> 01:22:23,459 [stove creaking] 1612 01:22:32,751 --> 01:22:34,001 Now, let's do this. 1613 01:22:35,501 --> 01:22:37,751 [screams] 1614 01:22:37,751 --> 01:22:39,668 [extinguisher sputtering] 1615 01:22:39,668 --> 01:22:40,668 Uh-oh. 1616 01:22:40,668 --> 01:22:41,959 [screams] 1617 01:22:42,543 --> 01:22:48,918 - [clattering] - [Woody grunting] 1618 01:22:49,834 --> 01:22:50,959 [Woody] I'm okay! 1619 01:22:50,959 --> 01:22:54,709 This box full of exposed electrical wires broke my fall. 1620 01:22:54,709 --> 01:22:57,709 Ooh! This one's sparking. I'm gonna touch it. 1621 01:22:57,709 --> 01:22:58,959 [electricity crackling] 1622 01:22:58,959 --> 01:23:01,751 [Woody grunting] 1623 01:23:04,001 --> 01:23:06,584 - [door creaking] - [sizzling] 1624 01:23:06,584 --> 01:23:10,584 [slurring] I don't know about you, but I am shocked. 1625 01:23:12,168 --> 01:23:14,668 [dramatic orchestral music] 1626 01:23:24,376 --> 01:23:25,376 Let's go, bub! 1627 01:23:25,376 --> 01:23:29,501 I can't believe you actually found the gold, you stinkin' buzzard. 1628 01:23:29,501 --> 01:23:32,793 I can't believe you learned to fly a chopper, you stinkin' Darren. 1629 01:23:32,793 --> 01:23:34,376 [Darren laughs] 1630 01:23:34,376 --> 01:23:36,209 [Wally wheezing] 1631 01:23:36,209 --> 01:23:37,293 There... 1632 01:23:37,293 --> 01:23:39,251 you... are. 1633 01:23:39,251 --> 01:23:40,918 Not now, walrus. 1634 01:23:40,918 --> 01:23:43,001 There's a flight I've got to catch. 1635 01:23:48,126 --> 01:23:51,251 We got ourselves a bogey, bub. This bird don't quit! 1636 01:23:51,876 --> 01:23:54,793 And this bird's about to be grounded. 1637 01:23:54,793 --> 01:23:58,876 - [Woody laughs] - [blows landing] 1638 01:23:58,876 --> 01:24:01,293 Come on! Help me grab that chest! 1639 01:24:01,293 --> 01:24:02,876 Maybe we can buy Woody some time! 1640 01:24:04,918 --> 01:24:06,626 [grunting] 1641 01:24:08,168 --> 01:24:09,334 It's welded shut! 1642 01:24:09,918 --> 01:24:11,793 - [grunting] - [blows landing] 1643 01:24:14,043 --> 01:24:15,043 Not the face! 1644 01:24:17,418 --> 01:24:19,334 - [J.J.] It's slipping! - [Orson] I'm trying! 1645 01:24:19,334 --> 01:24:22,459 - [Maggie] Don't let go! Don't let go! - [Zane] Hold onto it! 1646 01:24:22,459 --> 01:24:23,626 [Woody shrieks] 1647 01:24:23,626 --> 01:24:26,418 What are you waiting for? Get us out of here, bub! 1648 01:24:26,918 --> 01:24:28,793 [engine whirring] 1649 01:24:28,793 --> 01:24:31,084 - [grunting] - [Zane] Hold onto it! 1650 01:24:31,876 --> 01:24:34,168 - [Maggie gasps] - [Zane] Whoa! 1651 01:24:34,168 --> 01:24:36,376 Maggie! [gasps] 1652 01:24:36,376 --> 01:24:37,543 My belt! I'm stuck! 1653 01:24:38,168 --> 01:24:39,418 - Maggie! - Maggie! 1654 01:24:39,418 --> 01:24:40,334 [gasps] 1655 01:24:40,334 --> 01:24:42,126 [yelling] 1656 01:24:42,126 --> 01:24:43,709 Now, land this chopper. 1657 01:24:43,709 --> 01:24:45,126 Not a chance. 1658 01:24:45,126 --> 01:24:47,168 [Maggie] Help! Somebody help! 1659 01:24:47,168 --> 01:24:48,709 - [Woody gasps] - [Maggie] Woody! 1660 01:24:48,709 --> 01:24:49,876 Maggie! 1661 01:24:50,501 --> 01:24:52,501 Ain't that a dilemma? 1662 01:24:55,376 --> 01:24:57,001 Not for me, it ain't. 1663 01:25:02,501 --> 01:25:05,334 You didn't think I'd leave you hanging, did ya? 1664 01:25:05,918 --> 01:25:06,918 [Maggie chuckles] 1665 01:25:07,418 --> 01:25:09,126 Get ready, Zane! 1666 01:25:14,959 --> 01:25:15,793 [Zane grunts] 1667 01:25:21,918 --> 01:25:23,543 Nice-- [grunts] 1668 01:25:26,376 --> 01:25:27,501 [Woody grunts] 1669 01:25:27,501 --> 01:25:28,709 ...catch. 1670 01:25:33,001 --> 01:25:35,626 Sayonara, suckers! 1671 01:25:46,793 --> 01:25:47,793 [gulps] 1672 01:25:50,084 --> 01:25:53,084 Did I just save the treasure? 1673 01:25:53,084 --> 01:25:54,293 Negative. 1674 01:25:54,293 --> 01:25:56,001 But you saved Maggie. 1675 01:25:56,001 --> 01:25:58,459 I think that makes you the best teammate ever. 1676 01:25:58,459 --> 01:26:01,626 And the best Woo Hooer I ever tried to kick out. 1677 01:26:02,709 --> 01:26:05,001 But now there's no Woo Hoo. 1678 01:26:05,001 --> 01:26:09,543 You lost the Games and the gold, all because of me. 1679 01:26:10,126 --> 01:26:11,126 He's right. 1680 01:26:11,126 --> 01:26:13,668 I'm sorry, but rules are rules. 1681 01:26:14,668 --> 01:26:17,584 Why did I have to let everyone down? 1682 01:26:18,168 --> 01:26:19,001 Why? 1683 01:26:19,668 --> 01:26:21,376 W-w-why? 1684 01:26:22,084 --> 01:26:24,084 [pecking continues] 1685 01:26:26,001 --> 01:26:27,001 Look, everybody. 1686 01:26:28,293 --> 01:26:30,918 The statue wasn't hiding the gold. 1687 01:26:30,918 --> 01:26:33,543 The statue is the gold! 1688 01:26:34,584 --> 01:26:36,126 [gasps, chuckling] 1689 01:26:36,793 --> 01:26:39,209 [pecking] 1690 01:26:41,584 --> 01:26:42,918 - [laughter] - What? 1691 01:26:44,334 --> 01:26:46,876 Hey, Buzz, open the chest. 1692 01:26:46,876 --> 01:26:49,668 I want to see all that glittery goodness. 1693 01:26:49,668 --> 01:26:52,001 I'm on it, bub. [chuckles] 1694 01:26:55,126 --> 01:26:56,626 Rocks? 1695 01:26:56,626 --> 01:26:57,959 [Darren] Of gold? 1696 01:27:00,001 --> 01:27:01,334 Nope! 1697 01:27:01,334 --> 01:27:03,793 These are just plain rocks! 1698 01:27:03,793 --> 01:27:05,918 I thought we were rich! 1699 01:27:05,918 --> 01:27:07,709 And I thought you were flying! 1700 01:27:08,293 --> 01:27:10,293 [screaming] 1701 01:27:13,543 --> 01:27:16,043 [Maggie] Check it out. There's some kind of inscription. 1702 01:27:19,751 --> 01:27:21,126 [sighs] Go on. 1703 01:27:26,918 --> 01:27:28,501 [Obadiah] "If you're reading this, 1704 01:27:28,501 --> 01:27:33,293 that means you worked together to find what's special inside of you. 1705 01:27:33,293 --> 01:27:35,918 That's all I ever wanted for this family. 1706 01:27:35,918 --> 01:27:38,501 Sincerely, Obadiah Mallard 1707 01:27:38,501 --> 01:27:42,293 and his best bird friend who did all the work to carve this, 1708 01:27:42,293 --> 01:27:45,126 Woodthalemew Woodpeckerton." 1709 01:27:45,126 --> 01:27:47,793 I have an ancestor? 1710 01:27:47,793 --> 01:27:50,876 [sobbing] 1711 01:27:51,584 --> 01:27:54,001 [clears throat] Um... 1712 01:27:54,001 --> 01:27:56,293 Angie, I, uh... 1713 01:27:57,084 --> 01:27:58,501 I just wanted to say... 1714 01:27:59,126 --> 01:28:02,001 I'm sorry for accidentally helping a buzzard destroy Woo Hoo. 1715 01:28:03,043 --> 01:28:04,084 [Zane clears throat] 1716 01:28:04,084 --> 01:28:07,918 And for being a jerk all these years. 1717 01:28:09,418 --> 01:28:10,293 Maybe... 1718 01:28:10,293 --> 01:28:12,626 And I'm not saying this is true or anything. 1719 01:28:12,626 --> 01:28:16,709 But maybe, um, I was jealous, 1720 01:28:16,709 --> 01:28:20,793 you know, of all that creative stuff you used to do when we were kids. 1721 01:28:22,126 --> 01:28:23,709 Maybe... I can't stress this enough. 1722 01:28:23,709 --> 01:28:27,043 This is me throwing things at the wall and seeing what sticks. 1723 01:28:27,043 --> 01:28:28,126 But maybe... 1724 01:28:28,668 --> 01:28:32,834 maybe I was just trying to prove to everyone, and to you, 1725 01:28:33,834 --> 01:28:35,793 that I-I was special too. 1726 01:28:38,501 --> 01:28:39,751 [sighs] 1727 01:28:39,751 --> 01:28:42,334 [scoffs] So much for being the strong one, huh? 1728 01:28:43,293 --> 01:28:44,168 [Zane sniffles] 1729 01:28:44,168 --> 01:28:46,876 Admitting you're wrong doesn't make you weak, Zane. 1730 01:28:48,918 --> 01:28:51,293 And there's nothing more special than family. 1731 01:28:51,293 --> 01:28:53,043 [both chuckling] 1732 01:28:53,043 --> 01:28:55,084 - [Angie grunts] - [Zane sobs] 1733 01:28:55,084 --> 01:28:56,251 Yeah. 1734 01:28:56,834 --> 01:28:59,126 - [sighs] Yeah. - Yeah. 1735 01:29:00,168 --> 01:29:01,084 Thanks, guys. 1736 01:29:01,084 --> 01:29:04,334 [scoffs] I guess we both had a lot of growing up to do, huh? 1737 01:29:04,334 --> 01:29:05,251 [chuckling] 1738 01:29:05,251 --> 01:29:07,918 I wouldn't have phrased it like that, but you're welcome. 1739 01:29:07,918 --> 01:29:08,959 Okay. Yeah. 1740 01:29:08,959 --> 01:29:11,918 And now that we can pay off those infractions, 1741 01:29:11,918 --> 01:29:14,168 we can do some fixing up around here. 1742 01:29:14,668 --> 01:29:17,209 - What are you gonna do with your half? - Ooh. 1743 01:29:17,209 --> 01:29:20,418 Perhaps you both could make a donation to the Parks and Recrea-- 1744 01:29:20,418 --> 01:29:23,001 - It's not gonna happen. - Not on your life. Nope. 1745 01:29:23,543 --> 01:29:24,543 [laughter] 1746 01:29:26,626 --> 01:29:27,876 I have an idea. 1747 01:29:34,959 --> 01:29:37,209 [cheering] 1748 01:29:41,584 --> 01:29:43,626 After talking things over with Zane, 1749 01:29:43,626 --> 01:29:47,126 we've decided to put our halves of the gold together 1750 01:29:47,126 --> 01:29:49,834 and make one big camp, 1751 01:29:49,834 --> 01:29:53,084 just like Grandpappy Obadiah would have wanted. 1752 01:29:53,084 --> 01:29:55,668 A camp for all types of campers. 1753 01:29:55,668 --> 01:30:00,126 So we're getting rid of Camp Woo Hoo and Camp Hoo Rah... 1754 01:30:00,626 --> 01:30:03,293 And from now on, it's Camp Woo Hoo Rah! 1755 01:30:03,293 --> 01:30:04,376 [cheering] 1756 01:30:11,418 --> 01:30:13,918 Who's that handsome guy? 1757 01:30:15,001 --> 01:30:16,959 And, as promised, 1758 01:30:16,959 --> 01:30:19,834 it's time everybody got one of these. 1759 01:30:20,418 --> 01:30:21,626 Starting with you, Woody. 1760 01:30:26,668 --> 01:30:27,501 Whoa. 1761 01:30:30,209 --> 01:30:31,584 You've earned it. 1762 01:30:36,751 --> 01:30:38,751 [indistinct chattering] 1763 01:30:41,376 --> 01:30:43,668 Well, I guess this is goodbye. 1764 01:30:43,668 --> 01:30:46,793 Not so fast. 1765 01:30:51,084 --> 01:30:52,209 When we first met, 1766 01:30:52,209 --> 01:30:54,793 you were trying to whittle a catapult, remember? 1767 01:30:55,668 --> 01:30:56,501 Vaguely. 1768 01:30:56,501 --> 01:30:58,751 It was all lumpy and looked like a deformed-- 1769 01:30:58,751 --> 01:31:00,834 Okay! I remember. 1770 01:31:00,834 --> 01:31:03,501 Woody said you couldn't make one, so we did. 1771 01:31:03,501 --> 01:31:06,626 - Rigged for max speed. - With a perfect trajectory. 1772 01:31:06,626 --> 01:31:08,293 I ran the simulations. 1773 01:31:08,293 --> 01:31:11,251 - It's safe for birds. - But could kill a human. 1774 01:31:11,834 --> 01:31:13,084 [chuckling] 1775 01:31:16,209 --> 01:31:17,584 I don't know what to say. 1776 01:31:18,459 --> 01:31:21,709 How about... three, two, one! 1777 01:31:26,084 --> 01:31:28,168 Whoa! Wait. I-I'm not a hugger. 1778 01:31:29,334 --> 01:31:32,001 Okay. Just this once. 1779 01:31:45,459 --> 01:31:48,209 [yelling] See you next summer! 1780 01:31:52,251 --> 01:31:53,793 {\an8}[birds chirping] 1781 01:31:53,793 --> 01:31:57,918 {\an8}[Woody yelling] Open the window! Open the window! 1782 01:32:05,876 --> 01:32:07,668 Woody? Why are you here? 1783 01:32:07,668 --> 01:32:10,501 You're looking at a team player, Chief. 1784 01:32:10,501 --> 01:32:13,293 Boom! Glad to be home. 1785 01:32:13,293 --> 01:32:18,501 [laughs] 1786 01:32:18,501 --> 01:32:20,251 ♪ Runnin' like a wildfire ♪ 1787 01:32:21,001 --> 01:32:22,709 ♪ Blowin' like a hurricane ♪ 1788 01:32:23,334 --> 01:32:25,334 ♪ We're gonna start a fire ♪ 1789 01:32:25,876 --> 01:32:26,709 ♪ Hey! ♪ 1790 01:32:28,209 --> 01:32:30,334 ♪ Goin' through my mind, insane ♪ 1791 01:32:30,334 --> 01:32:35,293 ♪ Oh, you know You know I just can't get enough of you ♪ 1792 01:32:35,293 --> 01:32:36,376 {\an8}[air hissing] 1793 01:32:36,376 --> 01:32:39,334 {\an8}♪ Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh I got a handle on it... ♪ 1794 01:32:40,334 --> 01:32:43,334 {\an8}- Where a-are we? - Who cares? 1795 01:32:44,084 --> 01:32:46,251 {\an8}Only thing that matters is we're... 1796 01:32:47,334 --> 01:32:48,334 {\an8}free? 1797 01:32:49,293 --> 01:32:51,251 [siren wailing] 1798 01:32:51,251 --> 01:32:53,376 [police radio chatter] 1799 01:32:59,293 --> 01:33:00,793 ♪ Get ready for this ♪ 1800 01:33:12,043 --> 01:33:13,918 ♪ Oh ♪ 1801 01:33:13,918 --> 01:33:15,668 ♪ Get ready for this ♪ 1802 01:33:15,668 --> 01:33:18,126 ♪ Are you ready? Are you ready? ♪ 1803 01:33:18,126 --> 01:33:19,334 ♪ Are you ready? ♪ 1804 01:33:22,251 --> 01:33:25,501 ♪ Oh, runnin' like a wildfire ♪ 1805 01:33:27,126 --> 01:33:27,959 ♪ Hey! ♪ 1806 01:33:28,834 --> 01:33:31,293 ♪ Blowin' like a hurricane ♪ 1807 01:33:32,043 --> 01:33:32,876 ♪ Hey! ♪ 1808 01:33:33,709 --> 01:33:36,751 ♪ Goin' through my mind, insane ♪ 1809 01:33:36,751 --> 01:33:40,834 ♪ You know You know I just can't get enough of you ♪ 1810 01:33:41,834 --> 01:33:44,584 ♪ Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh I got a handle on it ♪ 1811 01:33:46,751 --> 01:33:49,668 ♪ Ooh, uh-huh ♪ 1812 01:33:51,293 --> 01:33:54,668 ♪ Ooh, uh-huh ♪ 1813 01:33:56,334 --> 01:33:59,459 ♪ Ooh, uh-huh ♪ 1814 01:34:01,168 --> 01:34:02,959 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1815 01:34:02,959 --> 01:34:04,334 ♪ Get ready for this ♪ 1816 01:34:07,793 --> 01:34:09,168 ♪ Get ready for this ♪ 1817 01:34:10,918 --> 01:34:14,126 ♪ Ooh, uh-huh ♪ 1818 01:34:15,834 --> 01:34:19,251 ♪ Oh, you ain't ready for this ♪ 1819 01:34:19,251 --> 01:34:21,709 ♪ Are you ready? Are you ready? ♪ 1820 01:34:21,709 --> 01:34:23,043 ♪ Are you ready? ♪ 1821 01:34:23,751 --> 01:34:26,168 ♪ Plug in and shout it louder ♪ 1822 01:34:26,168 --> 01:34:28,626 - ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪ - ♪ Get ready for this ♪ 1823 01:34:28,626 --> 01:34:31,084 ♪ Jump in, it's getting wilder ♪ 1824 01:34:31,084 --> 01:34:33,584 - ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪ - ♪ Get ready for this ♪ 1825 01:34:33,584 --> 01:34:35,959 ♪ Plug in and shout it louder ♪ 1826 01:34:35,959 --> 01:34:38,584 - ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪ - ♪ Get ready for this ♪ 1827 01:38:23,918 --> 01:38:26,043 - [clattering] - [Buzz] Ha! You missed. 1828 01:38:26,043 --> 01:38:27,001 [Woody] Did I? 1829 01:38:27,001 --> 01:38:28,251 - [door opens] - [Buzz] Huh? 1830 01:38:28,834 --> 01:38:29,959 [Maggie] Woody! 1831 01:38:29,959 --> 01:38:31,043 [Buzz grunts] 1832 01:38:31,043 --> 01:38:32,376 [Woody shrieks] 1833 01:38:33,001 --> 01:38:35,168 ["The Woody Woodpecker Song" playing] 1834 01:39:00,001 --> 01:39:00,834 [Woody screams]