Previously on Southern Hospitality.
You were licking peanut butter off of his dick
and that's cool with Maddi?
Even after peanut butter-gate
tensions kept simmering between Joe and Trevor.
Like, whether I'm jealous or not, like,
I just don't know if Trevor's good for her.
- And Maddi and Brad. - We caught him in the alley.
Getting his dick sucked by a girl
that's not his girlfriend.
I'm sorry, Maddi.
Just because Trevor's a cheater,
does not make me one.
Focus on your relationship
and stay outta mine.
Meanwhile, Lucia was dealing
with tensions of her own, after admitting
she stepped out on her boyfriend Davon.
We're just taking some space apart right now.
Like, he's staying over his friend's house.
So, yeah, Davon is hurt.
But we all came together to celebrate Pride Week.
Introducing Josephina!
Where I learned that Joe is not only
hot as a guy, but as a woman, too.
Yes!
Now that is a beautiful girl.
Meanwhile, after getting his dad's blessing...
♪ My soul
Wow. Yeah. You do well, son.
...Mikel felt free to live his truth at Pride.
This feels so amazing to be who I am and to, like,
get a little tongue action while I'm doing it.
[laughs]
But when TJ and Mikel finally
came together to host an event...
I think everybody's coming, which I'm pretty excited about.
Yeah, I know, I have, like, 40 people coming.
...Brad exploded on Maddi for trying to turn
his new girlfriend against him.
I didn't know what terms you guys were on.
I didn't know if you were dating.
That's----ed up, Maddi.
Maddi's very transparent.
She wants somebody else to be the cheater
besides her boyfriend.
♪ I know a place where we can go ♪
♪ Oh, are you coming out tonight? ♪
[dramatic music playing]
All I told her is that I caught you
in the----ing alleyway with another----ing girl.
That's not being a good friend, Maddi.
I didn't say watch out.
I said protect your heart. That's what I said.
But now you're giving her a reason to worry
when you pull her aside and do that.
That's some mean girl sh--. I'd never do that to you.
- What do you mean? - Or any of my friends.
What do you mean what I mean? That's not cool.
Why would you do that in the first place?
Because, Brad, I saw you in the alleyway
with another girl, like, last week.
I was telling her to protect her heart.
Maddi did see me with another girl.
But, A, me and Kala were not exclusive at this time.
B, I was not receiving fellatio in a back alley.
I have a car and a home. It's not necessary.
That's----ed up, Maddi.
You are not the most respectful with girls.
She's sitting there, like, "I really like him, da, da, da."
Did you ever think that maybe I'm trying
to take a girl seriously?
I took-- I'm taking her on dates.
I'm treating her great.
And now you're making her suspect.
Bradley has a reputation of being, like, a manwhore.
And when he started dating my friend, I was concerned
and I very quickly learned that you can't trust him.
As a manager, I'm gonna show up to work and be nice,
but I'm allowed to have an opinion outside of work.
And my opinion is it's----ed up.
We're supposed to be here celebrating Pride.
It's supposed to be about me tonight.
I'm saying it doesn't matter who you're with,
I'm rooting for you to----ing treat them right.
- Respect them. - Yes.
That's what I'm trying to do.
That's what I'm trying to-- I have been.
That's what I'm trying to----ing do.
But you keep doing, like,
you undermining me isn't helping.
I really would like to just
ing move on, it's Martini Monday.
I agree. I would love to move on.
- I'm kinda over it. - Yeah, agreed.
[indistinct chatter]
- Mia. - Am I in trouble?
No, I pulled you aside because I did not wanna
be part of that drama.
Only thing she's talking about is other people are cheating.
And I'm like, "Oh, maybe that's-- maybe that's because--
The only reason that Maddi says anything,
is because she wants anybody else besides her boyfriend
to be the only person that doesn't cheat on anybody.
Like-- like, she wants her boyfriend
to not be the cheater.
And nobody would bring it up
if she didn't bring him around so----ing much.
She brings him to goddamn almost every--
And he's not cool. You think he's cool?
- You think he's a cool guy? - No.
Well, like, you look amazing.
Thank you. And my tape is coming off.
How's your love life right now?
I mean, ever since the kiss cam--
You will not drop the kiss cam.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God!
[both laugh]
- Oh, God, I love you. - Oh, my God. Love you.
I work the front door of Republic.
I'm used to getting hit on,
but when Mia does it,
you know, it hits a little different.
I don't know if it's her smile,
her smooth skin, the way she touches you,
or just, like, her jokes,
but she hits every----ing box
when she's flirting with you and I don't know how to react.
Well, you're beautiful. You're funny.
And you got your mother----ing sh-- together.
- And I like that. - Are you proposing to me?
This is a really good turnout.
- More people would-- - [indistinct].
I feel like what-- we-- we both promote this event
and I think it's, like,
uh, two negatives turned into a positive.
It's, like, man, the world really could change.
Like, no, like, we hated each other.
- Oh, yeah. - No, we hated each other.
I definitely hated you, you may not have hated me,
- but I definitely hated you. - We're on reverse trajectory.
Like, I think I'm gonna start hating him
in a couple weeks here, and then--
You know what, the best kind of sex
is when you're in your mad zone.
[upbeat music plays]
Hi, how are you?
This is cute. Good turnout, kid.
Yeah, it's good. It's good for Monday, right?
Yeah, it's good. It's, like, crackin'.
It's, like, very good in here and packed.
I'm liking it. I'm happy. Hey. Hey. Hi, guys.
- Hello. - Hi.
- Hi, Leva. - [indistinct]
Yeah, I mean I was like-- [exclaims]
Um, will, I want to chat with you for a second.
You wanna come sit and chat with me?
Yes, of course.
- How are you? - Good. I'm great.
Good. Saturday was, like, really, really good.
I was really happy with it.
You've always been on time
and, like, you do your job.
I have no complaints, right?
But, like, for the first time I was like,
"Oh, there's, like, some passion here."
All right, you got the sign. Let's go.
[cheering]
You had ownership and you were proud of it.
I mean, it was a team effort.
You had a great team,
but you led it and you worked
really well together.
There was no bullsh--.
I stayed-- I stayed longer than anyone
and I actually reset and cleaned all the outside VIP
for the girls tonight, too.
- Which no one knows, but-- - Yeah, I mean--
That's the kind of stuff that--
that can build other restaurants
and can help us expand.
And I know last time we spoke, you were like,
"I don't know if I should go to law school.
I should do this or do what." I don't know where your head is.
Right now, that's kinda what I've been chewing on.
The Will I saw Saturday is--
is a Will that's gonna kill it
in this business, y'know what I mean?
It means a lot, especially coming from you.
And if you wanna start, you can look at, like,
some more shift leading or more responsibility.
You know, my dad is a lawyer and he has his own practice
and everyone's kinda assumed
that I'd be following my dad's footsteps.
But I'm not really sure
law school's my dream anymore.
I've always had this, like,
dream to have a few restaurants
and then be able to walk into a place
that's your own and someone's like, you know,
"Bourbon or red wine tonight, Mr. Cole?"
So I don't really know what to do.
I'm like really impressed and to lean into it.
- It's good. - Well, thank you. Cheers.
- Cheers. - I really do appreciate it.
Yeah. Keep it up.
♪
Hey, guys, it's officially, like,
the best summer we've ever had.
- Love that. - [cheering]
- Congrats, guys. - Snaps.
So, I have a big surprise for you guys.
I chartered a yacht.
[cheering]
I love a yacht. I love a yacht. I love a yacht.
We're gonna have all the good stuff and the champagne
and the good food and the good life.
So we're gonna go do that and then we're gonna go party
and it's all on me and Lamar.
Let's get wavy, baby. Wavy, baby.
Whoo, I love a yacht this time of the year.
I'm incredibly proud of this team.
They killed it.
This truly was a record-breaking summer
at Republic DMG.
And then we're gonna go to Republic
and we're gonna do VIP.
And none of you are gonna work.
I'm just saying, we're gonna go hard.
[cheering]
[upbeat music plays]
♪
Shall we?
- Hello. - Oh, how are you?
Table for two?
Do we get a specialty cocktail or is that--
You wanna get a specialty? I'm so down.
- Hey, guys, how are y'all? - I'm good.
- How are you? - Good. My name's Destiny.
I'll be taking care of you guys.
Can I get you started with something to drink?
- She wants a Breakfast. - That's my favorite cocktail.
- All right, let's do that. - Breakfast Margarita.
You okay with salt in the rim?
- I'm fine with that. - Ready to order, babe?
I think we'll do the huevos
and the Big Bad and then split a wrap.
- Gotcha. You're welcome. - Thank you.
Did you see Maddi and Brad get into it?
I think he's naive to think that he gets to
get his dick sucked in the bushes
and that he gets to keep it a secret.
There's no hiding it, like, there's no secrets in this town.
- [laughs] - Ooh.
Do you guys just want me to put everything in the middle?
- Put the huevos right here. - No, the huevos is mine.
- Huevos is mine. - No, the huevos is mine.
I ordered the huevos.
- Will, do you want to pout? - Yes.
Don't pout, try something else.
I had a conversation with Leva about
do I go back to school?
Do I do the restaurant thing?
You know, I can't be a bartender forever.
She's very excited for my future in the company,
is the conversation I got from her.
I just watch you have these internal struggles a lot.
Focus on applying to law school, make a law school priority.
The time is not in the future. It's now.
If I go back to graduate school,
like, I have to be a student again.
I love you and [indistinct]
stop finding excuses to not do this.
Like, I want to fizzle out of having to work
so many late nights at Republic and you know,
I'm not comfortable.
I can't live off of what my rent costs me
just by working at Republic.
Emmy wants me to be a lawyer because she knows
it will afford both of us a certain lifestyle.
I'll be a housewife any day.
I'll be at home, taking care of the kids,
you know, clean the house.
Little wine at 5:00.
Absolutely nothing wrong with being a trophy wife.
What are you afraid of, babe?
You'll be doing what you've always talked about.
Law school is really strenuous work
and it's a lot-- huge time commitment.
I have a girlfriend that I love.
We had sex five times yesterday. [laughs]
And a life that is really, really fun.
This is not something
that I really wanna give up anytime soon.
If I go to law, I'm not sleeping over that much.
- I'm gonna get a dog. - To replace me?
You go to law school, I get a dog.
I think that's a fantastic idea.
[bleep], okay, if you go to law school, I get a dog.
I want him to be a lawyer. I want a really big ring.
- Is that the only reason? - No, baby.
I think you're successful. You'll be so happy.
- You'll feel so accomplished. - Okay, that's fair.
And I want a really big ring.
- Are we doing good, guys? - We're doing wonderful.
- Thank you so much. - We're doing great.
I just realized that this yacht party
that Leva's throwing us,
might be absolutely wrecked, because it's gonna rain.
I don't give a [bleep] if it rains or not.
Like, I'm not there to get tanned.
I'm there to eat lobster. You know. [chuckles]
- Coming up. - It's okay.
I was very careless and...
[stutters] I am very sorry.
[bleep].
Hey. Hey. You guys set up?
- Yes. - We're ready to go.
It's 9:05. We're not open. You guys are good?
- We're ready. - You guys are? Okay.
I'm gonna go get these girls.
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
9:05. Like, lights need to be turned on.
Y'all should be supporting the front.
Come on, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Check the stations. Like, there's people outside.
- Turn the lights on? - Yes. Yes.
[clears throat] Get to work.
- Hey! - Need some help or you got it?
- Do you need help? - No, I'm good.
- I got it. - All right. [laughs]
Did you get home okay last night?
Yeah, I did. I walked.
I liked-- I don't know if you remember but--
Remember what?
- The kiss. - I remember.
[Mia chuckles]
No, but why'd you kiss me?
- I wanted to. - You wanted to?
- Good. I wanted to as well. - Yeah.
Yeah, why wouldn't I kiss you?
You look really hot. [laughs]
It was the first time I ever kissed a girl at Republic.
- Really? Why not? - So, but--
But after I kissed you, I felt like I was
kissing someone, like, in high school, I was like.
Yeah, I was looking around for everybody, too.
Leva made that very clear during the promotion
that I'm not allowed to kiss, you know, my coworkers,
but couldn't help myself.
Sorry, Leva.
- Hello. - Hi.
We have a table.
Follow the sexy man.
Are you okay? You look stressed out.
I gotta wait for this payment to go through.
Is the card not working? It broke?
I just closed out five.
Is that where we're going? Five?
- We're going to four. - Ready?
I guess I'm holding the sign.
Happy summer, bitches!
Let's go.
[screams]
Your 40th birthday. Wow. 40?
Oh, my God. You're blessed.
- I love your dress. - Thank you.
We're here for her bachelorette.
Congratulations.
[upbeat music playing]
[Lucas laughs]
[Davon growls]
Ooh, you see this, Papi?
- That looks good, right? - It's good.
- That looks really good. - What is that?
What is what? That's potatoes.
- Then an octopus. - Octopus.
- So you can just sit. - Octopus.
Davon and I are not currently living together,
but we are still seeing each other.
And we make sure that he sees Lucas
at every opportunity.
I did Brad's happy hour.
- Daddy. - Hmm?
And how was that?
It was good. Talked about you a little bit.
You know, everyone just loves Lucia.
[laughs]
- Do they? - Daddy.
[grunts]
Do you wanna watch Cars real quick, Lucas?
- Mm. - Okay.
Daddy. Daddy.
You see-- you see how you try to be pulling us [indistinct]?
He must know it's Sunday,
because that's all he's asking for.
Since we only let him watch Cars
when he's getting his hair done.
I love you.
Love you too.
I know we had
a beautiful thing back in 2017.
And I understood I broke your heart
when I betrayed your trust.
But at the same time,
it was also hard for me to be nine months...
- I understand-- - ...without you by my side
while you were still involved with someone else.
Yeah.
When I was pregnant, Davon and I,
we were not together.
He was in a full-blown relationship
with another person.
When Lucas was born, we decided to give
our relationship another shot.
I had to do what I had to do, Davon,
but I like the connection we have now.
But I hadn't really forgiven Davon
and I slept with someone else.
I thought we were great. Thought we were in a good space.
Like, I moved out and it wasn't my doing.
Like, I can't feel bad about that too much.
And I don't think you should try to make me.
I'm not making-- I'm not trying to make you feel bad.
I'm not trying to make you feel any type of way.
I understand what I did. I understand.
I'm not saying it's tit for tat.
However, Davon and I did the same thing.
I was just able to get over it
and he is still hung up on it.
When a girl hurts this man's ego, it's agonizing.
I know I have faults in this relationship.
[bleep].
It's okay.
- It's okay. - Hmm.
I don't know what to tell you, Davon.
Um, I mean, I'm--
it's good to hear you express yourself
and be open and transparent,
but that's very, for me, very recent.
- Mm-hmm. - So, you know.
Once the trust and respect is gone,
it's just like, it's a hard thing to--
to get back.
You clearly don't trust me,
but you don't have a 100% of my trust either.
How do we grow from here?
Would you like to continue growing together as a partner?
Do I want that? Yeah, I want that.
100% I want that.
Like, I can't just--
like, this thing takes time, too.
Like, I-- like, you can't rush me
after you did something wrong, right?
So, why did you come back?
I came back 'cause I-- I-- I love you
and I genuinely want to be here and I always think that,
like, you were the first person I've ever fell in love with.
But you know, if part of me is, like,
hasn't gotten to the point where
"I trust her 100%"
then it's just like, "I can't do it."
- Mm-hmm. - So.
I need you to respect that.
And if you don't respect that, then...
we just don't need to be together.
I love Davon.
And I want to be this badass,
powerful couple that I envision to be
with this beautiful child
that we're raising in this Afro-Latina home.
I just wish I could confidently tell
that it's going to be okay.
However, deep down, I know that it may not be.
[sniffling]
[sighs]
I saw the future.
Like, I knew what it looked like.
And that got jeopardized and now I don't know.
Okay.
[upbeat music playing]
Hi, ladies.
Love the outfits. You look amazing.
Welcome. Welcome.
You having fun?
- Yes. - Yes, I'm so glad.
That was really nice today.
Ladies, like, throwback, like, sexy jams.
I have an amazing specialty cocktail.
It's with prosecco with cotton candy melted in it.
Yes, and if you guys need any, let me now.
- My name's Grace. - Your event is so good.
Thank you.
[upbeat jazz music playing]
Thank you.
- Hi. - Hi.
Hi, darling.
Look at all these beautiful young ladies who are here.
I know. It's a ladies' night. It's an elevated ladies' night.
Yes. Clearly.
Hello, ladies.
Hi. How are you?
I don't want you to stand up.
[indistinct chatter]
You're here on ladies' night.
I know, she always drags me to ladies' night.
She's like, "No, it's just friends."
I'm like, "But it's all girls."
[Patricia laughs]
- Hello! How's everyone? - Hello.
Grace is our late night concierge.
- Yes. - She started the ladies' night.
-"On Cloud Nine." - It's called "On Cloud Nine."
Cloud Nine is always kind of a stressful event for me,
because it is my own event
and I always want it to be immaculate.
Tonight, it's even more pressure,
knowing that Leva's friends are here.
I have a question.
Yes, ma'am.
Can I borrow your outfit?
Absolutely. I thought you'd appreciate it.
I think Grace Lilly has really shaped up this summer.
Do you have an explanation?
I just, like, really was not feeling good.
Like, I've been having a migraine.
My sinuses, my allergies, like, the pollen.
Malnutritioned, dehydrated.
I felt like I wasn't taking care of myself.
But that's life.
I got you guys. Whatever you need, I got you.
Grace Lilly went from checked out to superstar.
Do you want a Cloud Nine?
I feel like Shep would like a Cloud Nine.
Yeah. Okay. I got you guys. I'm gonna bring it.
Bri, I'll have you help me bring out the Cloud Nines.
I'm gonna have five of them. I'm gonna bring two of 'em.
You bring the three. Whenever Craig's ready.
Thank you so much.
And tonight just proves that she is worth
all the baggage that she brings with her.
Do you guys need anything to drink?
Shots? Gin? Champagne bottle?
- One of everything. - [laughs]
Coming up.
Tell me what you said right now.
I've had feelings for her in the past
- and maybe I still do now. - I'm her boyfriend.
You need to create a boundary and you need to not cross it.
If you cross it again,
we're gonna have an actual problem.
What do I want to wear today?
How do I want to express myself?
I mean, like, yacht today. Leva's going all out.
I think there's gonna be caviar.
- Sorry, you can't come. - Rub it in, Maddi.
- Rub it in. [chuckles] - And I have to pick up Mikel.
But you're gonna come to Republic after.
Of course.
What are you wearing?
The only swimsuits I have
are thong bottoms.
You know, I'm scrambling
to find something that's not a thong bottom
because Leva is gonna be there.
Yo, what are we wearing to this, though?
I kinda wanna, like, dress somewhat halfway covered.
You know, keep the nipples tucked away for now.
[laughs]
- Hey. - Hi.
Are you gonna come to Republic tonight?
Yeah. Yeah. I'll come.
- How are you? - Good.
Just got home from the gym
and went and got some clothes for the boat today.
Did you find your yachting outfit?
Yeah. I also got a spray tan.
♪
- [thunder clapping] - [rain splattering]
Why does it have to rain?
All right everyone, watch your step.
Joe, are you also gonna tell us that it's raining?
Yeah, I think it might be raining. [laughs]
Oh, they got champagne for us.
Oh, thank you.
It may be gray and rainy on the boat, but guess what?
It's not every day we get invited to a yacht.
So, I'm gonna take two.
[singing] I'm on yacht. I'm on the yacht.
These bitches are mad 'cause I'm-- I'm on a yacht.
Yeah, I'm on the yacht. Be jealous.
- Joe. - Captain Corbett.
- Nice to meet you. - Yes, sir.
- Thanks for having us. - Absolutely.
Do they have crab legs?
They got crab legs. Okay. Wait.
The lobsters. Bring out the dancing lobsters.
- Hi. - Hello.
Ooh, wow. That's expensive.
- I said this looks nice. - This looks good.
I can have a great day on the boat,
but I feel like it's Brad
that's carrying a----ing bag of secrets.
- Oh, wow. - Is that caviar?
[Grace Lily whoops] Bougie baby.
I like this sh--. Emmy, do with me.
Do the thing. How do you do it?
You go ahead. Go-- go like this.
- [indistinct] - Forearm shot. Arm shot.
- Bon appetite. - Good forearm. Good forearm.
- I'm sorry for these people. - Oh, no worries.
They're the worst group of people
I've ever met in my entire life.
Yo. Okay.
I know [indistinct] I'm hungry.
I'm hungry too. We wanna eat.
I'll make Leva-- I'll make Leva pay.
What are the rules and regulations of the boat?
[all cheering]
There you go.
Aw! You're so cute.
I was spoiling you guys today. You're so cute.
You can't get away with it all.
And you guys-- did you guys wait for me to eat?
That's my big thing
is, like, people waiting for people to arrive to eat.
- There were a few nibbles. - [all laughing]
Welcome aboard.
We're happy to have you on board today.
If y'all need anything, let one of us know.
- Thank you. - Enjoy the boat.
- And come up and see me. - Okay.
♪
Look what I found.
Yeah, that's [indistinct] for you.
Where did you get the hat?
- [laughs] - Captain hat.
That looks hot as [bleep] on you.
You have the Indiana Jones one?
- Yes. - They're meant to be worn.
What do you think? Me or Joe?
Smash, pass. Okay. [laughs]
You know, I'm cool with that.
- Let's go. Let's go. - [Mia laughs]
I think that Joe has a crush on me.
But I like Joe so I don't mind.
- Sun's coming out. - Nice.
This is much better.
Oh, it's so pretty out. We kill.
I love seeing this fun side of you.
'Cause who's watching the baby?
I have my babysitter.
He's picking up from Meemaw's house.
And then I'll come home to a sleeping baby.
[laughs]
I feel like there's a name missing in that equation.
How are you actually doing?
Because last time I saw you I missed Davon's name
and you kinda, like, had a reaction.
Like, what's going on?
Davon and I-- well, he decided to have some space.
It made me feel abandoned for just a brief moment.
Why did he want space?
Because he discovered that I stepped out.
I understand. I hurt you. You hurt me.
We were not together when I was----ing pregnant.
Like, we're not boyfriend and girlfriends.
- We're parents. - Yeah. [chuckles]
We're parents in this life.
So it's a different type of factors that are added.
But do you think you could be staying in this relationship
just because you have a child with him?
We don't know.
That's what the [bleep] we're trying to figure out.
Just because there's a child in the mix,
I'm not gonna pretend that everything's okay.
We're not gonna force a relationship
because I know
children do not keep a partnership together.
We're still just navigating literally through the waters.
Ebb and flow.
There's some high tides and some----ing low tides.
And my question is this, is this break right now?
Like, do you think it should be not a break, but a period?
I don't know.
Coming up...
I like you so much. Like, I adore you.
I was single for the past nine----ing months.
Why didn't you tell me how you feel then?
♪ You drive me crazy
♪ Got me going in deep lately
♪ Going in deep lately
♪ In over my head
Get up right now.
Like, the queens that we are.
- Man, I'm getting wet. - [laughs]
- That's what she said. - Always.
Always wet.
Testing. Testing. One, two, three.
This is your captain [indistinct] Brad speaking.
We're gonna take a nice trip around
the lovely city of Charleston, South Carolina.
Please keep your hands and feet inside the yacht at all times.
Remember, this is your captain speaking.
If you have any questions, comments, or concerns,
please direct them to my secretary, Joe Bradley.
Thank you.
You're such a douche.
- What's up? - Mr. Captain.
What's up?
Nothing much. How you living?
I'm good.
How's-- how's life been
as a leader in this sales department?
You know, you weren't there this past weekend
and this is like the-- this is what-- what's got us this boat.
I worked 12 hours one day.
I don't know why you're all of a sudden
being, like, super competitive with me.
- I'm not competitive. - We've always been a team.
We were a better team before Trevor.
Joe.
We were a better team before Trevor.
- Yes. - And you know why?
Because we were hanging out all the time, Joe.
- No. - Going out all the time.
That's the only reason why you think that.
That's the only reason why you think that, Joe.
Maybe people will say I'm jealous of him or whatever.
Like, obviously I've had feelings for you
for a long time.
It hurts me.
You and I used to have the best time.
I adored you.
I was single for the past nine----ing months.
Why didn't you tell me how you feel then?
Now all of a sudden I have a boyfriend
and you've made it not the----ing easiest process.
I'm not used to liking a girl this much
and then not, like, reciprocating
how they feel towards me.
I had no idea, like, what's gonna risk that
if I liked you so much?
I was gonna be like, "Hey, Maddi,
I like you when we worked together."
And then you'd be like, "Oh, I don't like you back."
That would've----ed up our-- our whole thing.
I'm not usually the guy
that confesses their love to a girl
when they have a boyfriend even if I do hate the guy.
But I really don't see Maddi at work or a group events
where Trevor's awkwardly attached to Maddi at the hip.
Now is the time. I'm gonna shoot my shot.
I like you so much.
It's like, of course, I have feelings for you.
You know that, like, I'm not good at hiding that.
Joe, you've kind of been a pussy about it.
I was single for a year
between when Trevor and I dated the first time to now.
I mean, like, Joe could have made a move then, he didn't.
He waited till I had a boyfriend.
Wasn't gonna risk that while we're working together.
And like lean in to kiss you and you'd be like, "Woah!"
Maybe I wouldn't have.
[Joe scoffs]
I wouldn't have been surprised, to be honest with you.
I wouldn't have.
All right. Well.
Oh, [bleep].
I-- I would rather my heart be broken into a million pieces
than to lose our friendship.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
I love Trevor and I'm so----ing happy.
I love you.
For Joe to tell someone with a boyfriend that
is just really----ing messing with their emotions.
It's just kinda----ed up.
[Maddi sobs]
Hi, are you-- are you here?
Okay, we're-- we're docking right now.
But Maddi and Joe are talking.
Okay, I'm gonna do it right now.
Hi, Maddi.
Wait, you're----ing crying. What the [bleep]?
Wait, Trevor's here.
- Perfect timing. - What's going on?
I basically just told Maddi
how I felt about her for the past nine months.
- It's not a secret. - Why'd you say that?
I had-- I couldn't not look-- look at the sunset right now.
I'm so confused right now.
If you love someone so----ing much,
why would you try to hurt
their healthy relationship that they have?
Joe is being a----ing asshole.
I'm sorry.
It's done. It's done. It's done. It's done.
♪ Why you gotta go make it so complicated ♪
- You okay? - Yes.
Our ride is here.
Okay guys, good day on the yacht.
Remember we get to go have fun at Republic.
- [all cheering] - Thank you so much.
But you-- you haven't felt this way
until he----ing said that stuff.
Coming up.
You are so----ing stupid.
You're so----ing stupid.
- So what? - This dumbass.
Oh, my God.
I'm-- I'm-- Let's take a shot.
- Hello. How're you? - Hi!
Do you guys have room for one more?
[exclaiming]
Stay humble, but let these mother----ing bitches know!
All right, bitches, [indistinct].
Trevor is the last person I wanna see right now.
Cheers to us breaking the sale. I love you guys.
Let's celebrate.
♪
Do, do, do, DJ.
All right [indistinct], not here.
I'm gonna go to the bar.
- I love you. - Hell yeah.
Hey, baby.
Hey, Matt, can I get one skinny margarita
and then one tequila soda?
- Aw, so glad to be here. - Hello.
- I missed you. Hello.
- You look stunning. - Per usual.
There's a hard conversation that we had to have.
- Yeah. - Like, you and I
are such good friends, I'm so comfortable around you
that like, it feels good
to be able to bounce back into,
you know, an hour later, and it'll be fine.
I just don't want you to hate me.
- I don't want you to resent me. - Never.
I care about you too much to resent you.
I mean, he's shown time and time again
that he's not her best friend.
He just wants to get in her pants.
All right, bitches, I'm out.
What's up, man? Let's go get a beer.
- It's too loud over here. - [indistinct].
[bleep] my life.
Joe's upset. I know Trevor's upset.
I think in this situation,
they need to say what they need to say.
The issue is they're both strong-headed.
I don't wanna see it get physical.
Tell me what you said on the boat today.
- What did I say? - You started saying sh--
to Maddi while I'm dating her.
You don't need to, like, bow up to me right now.
- I'm her boyfriend. - Yeah, of course.
Tell me what you said, right now.
I told her the truth as a friend.
Like, I've had feelings for her in the past,
and maybe I still do now.
Dude, that's the wrong----ing thing
to say right there, dude, you need to understand
- that as I'm concerned... - You're her boyfriend.
...you are disrespecting me
when you go up to her, and say,
"I have feelings for you, right now."
- Well, I didn't touch her. - You had a full year.
- I wasn't making-- - She was single for a year.
- I wasn't making a move-- - No, let me talk.
She was single for a full year,
and you didn't have the balls to say anything.
You honestly, probably could have been with her right now,
if you grew a pair of nuts, and said how you felt any time
before I was dating her.
We worked together.
I didn't wanna ruin our friendship.
There's a lot of things, like, she never--
I don't think she likes me back.
It was just fine. I'm accepting that.
I'm accepting that she's in love with you.
I'm happy for you guys. I seriously am.
Clearly not.
- I am. - No, you're not.
Honestly, I'm starting to accept it, dude.
- As of what, 20 minutes ago? - Dude. Calm down.
You said you love her on the boat.
Hi, I have a table tonight. How's it going?
- How are you? - Good.
You need to create a boundary,
and you need to not cross it.
And this is me warning you, if you cross it again,
we're gonna have an actual problem, okay?
- All right? - That's fine. Yeah. Cool.
- Hello. - You scared me. Hi.
Everyone's like, having little chitchat.
[indistinct].
Everybody is having their own powwow.
Why is it so quiet in here?
♪
Before the night gets too crazy, I wanted to talk to you
just for like, a small smidgen.
- Thank you for coming in here. - No, I'm happy to be here.
Ah, young love.
I'm at this weird point right now
where I'm like, trying to decide
what the next five years of my life looks like.
I'm stepping into the territory
of not letting things come to me,
- but taking them for myself. - Yeah.
You need to just tell me what you wanna do.
I want Leva. I want Leva.
The plan is right now, for me,
that I'm gonna apply to law school.
Congratulations on making that decision.
Yes, thank you.
- That's a big thing, right? - It is.
- It feels good. - Yeah.
- It's also terrifying. - I mean, sure.
Every time you say no to something,
it's because like, you were willing to lose that
because you loved this other thing more.
Stop it! Stop it!
[cheering]
Hell yeah!
- You okay? - No. No, I'm not okay.
- Why aren't you okay? - Angel. Oh, angel.
So, I went to have
a constructive conversation with Trevor outside.
Yeah, I already know that.
Obviously, it went bad.
♪
If anybody out of everybody that is here right now,
the only person I've had ever, ever had feelings for was you.
- Really? - Yes.
Oh, well...
He's not getting romance from Maddi,
so he's settling for, like, me.
Now, that's----ing sh--y.
That's horrible.
No, I never knew that. I never knew that.
That's----ed, Joe. That's----ed up.
You're lame. You're so lame.
ing stupid, like, are you kidding me?
I rarely feel stupid, but I'm----ing--
I'm feeling so stupid.
Am I the only one who didn't know
Joe's still crushing on Maddi?
I'm feeling so-- [grunts]
Time out. I can't. I gotta go home.
No, no, no. [indistinct]
He's such a----ing loser, oh, God.
Oh, now Mia is [indistinct].
What a----ing loser.
♪
♪ I heard you run your mouth
♪ You're talking about me
I'm gonna handle this.
What a----ing loser.
- Joe? - Yeah. Joe.
You know, we like, made out a little bit.
- We [bleep] around. - Yeah.
But then, like, for him to come up to me and be like,
"I had a crush-- I was like into Maddi."
Like, the thing is, I drove him after the yacht,
and he was like, "Oh, Mia, I care about you.
I wanna see you tonight, I hope you dress really pretty,
you're so beautiful."
Right before he got in the car with you,
he's sitting there on the boat telling me he's in love with me
- and he's always been. - Oh, my God!
Joe can say some lyrics, he really can.
ing secondhand-ass lines.
Joe Bradley's a psychopath, Like, to sit there with me,
and----ing cry?
I don't know.
[sighs] [bleep].
And five seconds later, you're saying this to Mia.
It kind of invalidates everything you just said to me.
I'll tell him, "You----ing said some sh-- to me
- right after--" - Yes! Yes, literally.
Let's go. Let's go.
- Yes! - Mother----er.
All right, let's go over here real quick for a second.
- Me, you, and her, real quick. - Let's go. [bleep]
You are so----ing stupid! You are so----ing stupid!
- About what? - Literally, after the boat,
- you made out with her? - No.
- Joe Bradley-- - You have a boyfriend.
[overlapping argument]
You're sitting there, telling me how you're feeling
and you love me, and all that sh--.
Stop, is this screaming necessary?
- He's----ing stupid. - Why?
He's like, "Maddi, I'm still in love with you,
and bla, bla, bla," and then making out with me
in the car after we get off the----ing boat?
If you are managing, and you are messing with someone
who is subordinate to you,
it is absolutely unacceptable.
What the [bleep] is going on?
No, that's what he does, y'all.
We made out on the boat
right after he got off with Maddi.
[Mikel laughing]
Literally, asshole. Literally, asshole.
I'm----ing [indistinct], I'm----ing sitting there crying
because of our----ing conversation, Joe.
- [bleep] you. - You don't feel the same.
No, [bleep] you.
You're so disrespectful, Joe.
To me. You're pouring your heart.
What did you say to me? Nothing.
You're sitting there pouring your----ing heart out to me,
and I'm sitting there - ing crying.
This dumb-ass. Oh, my God.
I'm-- I'm-- Let's take a shot.
You are telling me how much you liked me.
[dramatic instrumental playing]
Joe, you----ed up.
Mikel, how amazing is this?
- You have it all wrong. - No, [bleep] you, Joe.
Disgusting. Disgusting.
How can Maddi be mad right now?
How can Maddi be mad, if she has a----ing boyfriend.
Keep your----ing cool.
- Keep your cool. - Why?
- No. - I'm saying, but keep it.
Like what the [bleep] is going on?
Joe just doesn't like, pull out of his ass
that he has a thing for Maddi.
She has to give you something
in order for you to be like that.
She's acting like she's a victim now,
because she knows that she is wrong,
and this is a perfect opportunity
for her to flip the narrative,
because she's a----ing narcissist.
- Congratulations. - I'm so happy I was right.
I was right the whole time.
If you haven't done anything wrong, Joe,
you feel how you feel about Maddi, that's it.
When I was making with Mia I was thinking of Maddi.
It----ing sucks. Mia's mad now.
You like another girl, and she has a boyfriend,
you can't kiss other girls.
Mia, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
Tonight was supposed to be about celebration,
but instead, I have multiple people
screaming and crying at the back of the business.
I'm like, just a little
- emotionally drained. - Yeah.
Do you remember when I said,
"Are you willing to lose some friends?"
- Do you see how it works? - I see how it works now.
My goodness, I'm so happy.
You make me so happy.
[groans]
I'm about to give you some-- some pretty hard news.
If I see girls
fighting like that in the business,
you'll get a text message like, "Don't come back tomorrow."
[dramatic instrumental playing]
♪
So, there's a rumor I guess, that Shep, you were caught
trying to kiss one of Leva's employees.
I don't remember, I was drunk,
and I didn't know about any of the other stuff
until a week later when the girl DMed Taylor,
and said, "Shep was hitting on me pretty hard."
Was that the straw that broke the camel's back
- for you, Taylor? - Yeah.
♪ Ah
♪ Are you coming out tonight?