Previously on "Southern Hospitality."
You're a----ing liar. You're a liar!
You told me she texted you, and you blew her off.
You're a----ing liar! you!
While I was left picking up the pieces of my relationship,
Emmy was playing the perfect Stepford wife.
I'm very happy to take care of you.
It's a good practice for when I have a child one day.
And Grace had manifested the perfect boyfriend.
Even Joe has a blossoming bromance with Oisin.
I know you want to share a leg with me.
Just share a leg with me.
What kind of legs have y'all shared together?
this sh--.
♪ I know a place where we can go ♪
♪ Ahh, are you coming out tonight? ♪
♪ I don't know why
♪ I let you rule my mind
Come on in. This way.
Good?
Hoo! I'm great!
OK, that's what I want to hear.
Have fun.
Hey, girls. You look beautiful.
You look beautiful. Have fun.
- Where is Maddi? - I don't know.
Yes!
Grab the sign. Let's go.
- How was your day? - It was good.
I got two hours of sleep.
How do you feel... how do you look this good
on two hours of sleep? - I don't know.
I actually took a long nap, and I got a massage.
We should do a couples massage.
If you can make me, like, weak in the knees
when I'm at the front door of Republic,
that's when you know there's something there.
But I've got in trouble in the past
for dating, you know, co-workers.
You are so----ing stupid!
You're so... you're so...
You're sitting there telling me how you feel,
that you love me and sh--. - Sh--, I told you.
If they want me to, like, live, sleep,
eat, die Republic, where the hell else
am I supposed to meet, like, a new girl?
She's right next to me. I'm sorry, Leva.
I just don't want to feel that at work.
I mean, their bosses are married.
But I don't think they would know it
because we're screaming at each other in the middle of the bar.
Table 10 is sold.
Which one did he buy? He bought the big one?
Oh, yeah, they bought the big one for four bottles.
This is a pretty strong night.
Oh, yeah, it's... it's still early too.
Table 4 doesn't have cups.
Leah told me we got sparklers.
They're, I believe, at Aria's feet.
I'm going to go grab a kit really quick.
You guys are good right here.
My name's Emmy if you guys need anything.
Hee-hee!
Golf is a lot like what you do on the weekends.
You know, it's all about finding the hole.
Start behind you too, beside you?
No, we're not doing synchronized.
Play your turn.
Let's see it, big boy.
Whoa!
- You like that? - That's a sharp one.
That'll play.
Keep your head down. You got it, baby.
Oh, sh--.
I've seen worse.
Fine, just go with it.
Do you feel like you're like a little culture shocked
being down here? - Oh, like 100%.
It's so different here. - It's so different.
The people are different, culture's different.
I've worked all over the world,
and I've done high-end spaces in Tulum, in New York,
and when I got here, I just saw an opportunity.
It's a borderline between, like, this beach town,
but yet there's that upscale crowd.
And people want to party.
And I think that you just got to show them the way.
Just a little tapa-ruski.
- Oh! - Oh.
Grab your putter.
Little less, ugh!
Joe, it's gonna be a long----ing day, isn't it?
Thank you.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- Hi. - Oh, my god.
- What's up? What's up? - Looking handsome as always.
Oh, you look stunning, mama.
It's good to see you. Hello, Theodore.
I almost wore my Body By Brad shirt, but I decided not to.
Oh, OK.
I don't even have a Body By Brad shirt.
You know, I need you to rep the brand,
but I want you to be a walking example.
So let's get you... - What does that mean?
Let's get you in the gym with me real quick.
Am I not in shape?
You are in shape. You got a lot of shape.
Oh, my god, that sound.
- Hello! - Oh!
Hi.
- Hello. - Hi, mamacita.
'Sup, buddy? Little hung over?
Sit right here. - I'm very hung over.
Hello.
I feel fine.
- Hi. - Hi, how are you doing?
I'm good. I think these two might want something.
I'll take a twisty.
What kind of frozen drinks?
We have a muscle relaxer.
So it's like a game changer.
It's coconut rum. - OK, yeah, I'll do that.
I would love that. I would love one of those.
- And then you want a twisty? - Yeah.
Yeah. - Yeah.
Do it.
Where's Joe?
Joe's golfing with Oisin right now.
Joe kicked me and Will out of his apartment last night
being like, "get out, I need to go to bed early.
I have to golf in the morning."
And we were like... - Since when does he golf?
Well, since when does he go to bed early?
I feel like Joe prioritizes us second a lot of the time
to other things that really shouldn't matter.
And then he makes up excuses,
like work and all this other sh--
for why he can't hang out with us.
And he's golfing with Oisin.
It's typical Joe.
There's a new shiny object in the room,
and it has to be his.
And he forgets about everyone else.
"This guy must be my best friend, or else I will die."
Joe's giving a double twisty hand to the mouth.
He's...
That was some technique.
Yew!
People are calling us Joe-sin already.
We haven't even had our first threesome yet.
I'll try anything once.
Oh, that's better than mine.
Yeah, you're good. Pick up that one.
- All right, daddy. - How's the love life going?
There's a lot of cuties out here, but...
Yeah. Thing about Charleston,
you're about to meet a thousand girls.
Oh, but they're not even really all my type.
Like, you know, I'm into, like, the darker girls.
Like, you know. - Yeah.
Oh, my god.
Snowdrops, mate.
They all have blonde hair, blue eyes, and pale skin.
I feel like I'm skiing in Aspen sometimes.
It's a little much, but you know, I'm...
I'm adapting.
We only deserve top shelf, brother.
Thank you, bro.
I really like this girl named Salley.
Maybe we should do a double date.
Honestly, lad, that's a good one for sure.
It feels good to not have, like, overlap with girls
with another guy. Like, he just got here.
We haven't hooked up with any of the same girls yet.
You don't take that down, lad,
I'm gonna have to come in right behind you
and show you how it's done, you know what I mean?
Oh, sh--.
Oh!
That last comment bothered you, didn't it?
Yeah, it did bother me.
I love how Joe can get up
and do daytime activities with Oisin, but not us.
Oisin's getting on my nerves.
He slapped my ass on Saturday at work.
- He slapped your ass? - It was me.
No, it wasn't.
Is this a goddamn locker room?
I don't know Oisin very well,
but I think he was being stupid and playful
because it's just kind of like, boo! Whatever.
Me, I would have slapped the sh-- out of him.
That's not funny. That's not your bestie gay guy friend.
Guys, I didn't want a lecture on it.
I wouldn't have talked about it.
I would've just kept it to myself.
He obviously can't be slapping my ass.
But you know, I know that
it's a lot hotter if Will says something to him about it.
"What are you doing?"
I'm gonna let him know it's not cool.
In Charleston, we don't slap random people's asses.
You just showed up in Charleston
from Tulum or New York or Ireland
or wherever the you came from.
That's not how we do it here.
Anywho. I need a shot. You want a shot?
- Yes, tequila. - Yes?
Will, you down? Let's do that, please.
Hello?
Hi.
Congrats on your new home.
I was making fun of you 'cause on Instagram
it looks like you bought a house.
Just you posting with the key.
I said I----ing got a house.
Let me show you this----ing house. Come on.
So we have the living room.
What can we do for this space for now? Throw a party?
I was playing flip cup.
There's the patio.
You were playing flip cup on the ground?
Yeah, don't worry about it.
Got you, bitch!
Bleh!
That's nasty.
I'ma have a drink. You want water or anything?
- I would love a water. - I'll pour you some water.
But why haven't I seen you in a week and a half?
I've been like, where the is Mikel?
I mean, I've been, like, dealing with my own life stuff,
just trying to juggle, just, like, focusing
and prioritizing myself before I worry about
what everybody else wants for me.
Over the last year, you know, I've realized,
being in the party scene all the time
wasn't really the best thing for me 24/7.
How about you go back there and just make me a drink.
- Shut the up. - Oh.
I'm not----ing soft. Don't with me, bitch.
You have time to talk sh-- any other----ing day.
Talk sh-- now. You have nothing to say now?
'Cause you're a pussy-ass bitch.
I decided to take a step back from Republic full-time
and only go once a week.
It's been a lot of mental health things going on,
so I just kind of needed a break.
Mikel does do better
when he's not working at the club.
And I respect him for owning it.
The real thing is, how is you and Trevor?
So like, where do y'all stand?
I don't know 'cause, like, I'm friends with both y'all.
And this is, like, really bad for me, like...
What's the 411?
I went... I went bat-sh-- on him.
You told me she texted you and you blew her off!
You're a----ing liar!
- I blew her off. - You're a liar!
That's me blowing someone off.
- Liar! - OK.
I was just like, piss on you, mother----er.
Like, I'm dragging you through the dirt. you.
Well, I did meet with Trevor, and we had a conversation.
She didn't kiss Trevor.
She kissed the friend.
I want to know what happened, yeah.
You were there during the night that I'm being
accused of... of cheating on my girlfriend.
Did they kiss? That's all I want to know.
What in translation
or whatever language these bitches are speaking
do y'all hear Trevor made out with this bitch
and took this bitch home?
I feel like this has made Maddi very insecure
about the relationship.
Anyone that's been cheated on,
of course they would, you know, be a little insecure.
But I really do pray that she trusts her good friend, me,
and her boyfriend who she loves, Trevor.
And the thing is is Trevor's calling me that night,
being like, "I'm drunk. Can you come pick me up?"
And I was like, "I can't, I'm at Republic."
Why would he want me to come pick him up
if he's doing something that's, like, guilty or...
- That's what I'm saying. - Wrong?
I do wish people stayed out of my business
'cause I know what I'm doing.
But I feel like the more people getting involved,
the more confused I get.
Your heart will lie to you sometimes
but your gut knows.
And my gut knows...
that I love this person.
I just need space and clarity.
Yeah. But the hurt still hurt.
Yeah.
Coming up...
You've got this wonderful girlfriend.
I don't know of a forever kind of thing with her.
Is that a for sure thing?
♪ There's a burning flame deep inside of me ♪
♪ Deep inside of me, yeah
Grace!
I'm here! - Are you ready?
I'm going to need your help getting ready for the party.
Yeah.
Fergie needs food too. - She does?
Yeah, do you know where her food is?
Yeah.
- Oh, you look beautiful. - Thank you.
Here, just give her to me. Yeah, just give her to me.
Here she is.
Hey. Give me a kiss.
Thank you.
For me and my energy and the energy that I have,
when I want something,
I gravitationally pull it into me and towards me.
Sounded kind of dirty.
Liam is different than the boys I've been with.
Neptune is not in retrograde. She is moving direct.
Venus, she is in love.
We just roll it around in there?
I know, but it's gotta be on a stick.
Or does it?
Probably.
Shoot, I'm going to... I'm going to get it...
I think it's the other way.
Liam.
Why is it so tough?
Hello.
- Hello. - Hey, Ms. Traci.
- How's it going? - Mamacita.
I can't believe you're gonna be 25.
25 went so fast. - I know.
I told her she gets to have a quarter century crisis now.
No.
I'm gonna give you a hug,
but I got all this stuff all over me.
Yes, you have a honey do-list.
Yes, we are bobbing for apples,
poison apples. - Oh, so cute. I love it.
My birthday is, like, the Met Gala of Charleston.
It is fun, fabulous, and iconic.
I definitely need a picture with the queen.
We're... wait, there you go.
This year, I'm doing a fairytale
out-of-this-world wonderland,
and I'm going to bring it like I do every----ing year.
I'm going to have my mermaid fairy outfit.
It's a mashup. - Yeah.
It's going to be amazing.
I'm just, like, in disbelief, honestly.
I'm so thankful. - Oh, no, I can't wait.
Thank you for everything
and making this happen. - You're so welcome.
Yeah, it's just gonna be fun.
Well, my parents, they take care of me.
Actually, I need a new phone right now.
And my dad was like,
"I'll help you with the down payment,
but you need to start your own plan."
And I was kind of offended.
I can't believe how much you've evolved in a year.
- I know. - You were like...
will I ever meet my person?
The solution to all that was this.
How about that?
And then it's like when you least...
whenever you don't allow... - Who would've known?
The solution to all that just happened to be right here.
It's like... it's like, it happens naturally when...
She's growed up so much on herself, though.
- She has, absolutely. - Yeah.
I've always had this kid-like energy and I always will.
But you know, I'm growing into the woman that I want to be
and who I want to become.
Liam's older.
He's much more refined, much more mature.
Somebody should be a horny toad.
That's what they say.
That's what somebody should be.
He graduated college.
So it feels more of an adult-ish relationship.
I'm so glad that you met each other.
I'm so grateful, you know? - I am too.
'Cause she kissed some toads.
- Many toads. - Maybe.
So cheers to 25.
- I love you. - I love you.
Thank you so much for everything.
I love you so much.
Here we are. Oh, I almost hit people.
Ah, ah.
Well, that's their fault.
- You got it, baby? - Hello.
Hi, Mama. - Hi, what are you doing?
We just came to bring some lunch to dad.
Oh. Well, that's nice.
- Hi. - Hi.
I think he's... I think he's off the phone.
How you doing? - Good.
Good to see you.
You have visitors. - Oh, really?
Hey, guys, what's up? - Hello.
Hello.
- What you got in there, money? - I wish.
- Food. - Food.
I have somebody on hold, so I'm going to go.
OK, sounds good.
So what are you guys doing?
Just trolling around, buying lunch for busy lawyers?
Yeah, for old guys like you.
I hope you look this good when you're 70.
Yeah, me too.
I found this picture of the two of us.
Not when I was in law school,
but when I first started practicing.
- You're solid, though. - Is this my life?
Is this what I want? - Not the mustache,
but everything else.
Will being a lawyer is, like, the easiest thing to imagine.
Is that a pacifier in one hand?
Well, they call it a dummy in England.
It has nothing to do with you.
Me swinging by after dropping the kids off
at daycare, I mean.
I am so proud of him.
He's making a life for himself and for us.
Did you have a girlfriend in law school?
I probably dated a little bit,
but didn't meet anybody as wonderful as your mother.
As she says, she's my trophy bride.
Yeah.
You did your trophy bride up front.
Yeah.
I'm excited, but I'm also, like, nervously excited
because it's like shaping the rest of my life.
I'm all on board.
It seems so natural for me
that, like, if I became a lawyer,
then obviously, my wife would run the office
because that's, like, all that I know,
because that's what my mom does.
I mean, I love Emmy, but, uh, yeah, that's a hard no.
I actually need to head out and go get ready for work.
Bye.
- Bye, Emmy. - Bye, guys.
So, uh...
I know, we're both like,
So how you've been doing lately?
Good, you know.
It's cool that I've made this journey
and that I'm kind of ending up
where it's like the same law school you went to.
It means a lot to me.
And you know, I look forward as you go through it,
for you to go, hey, Dad, I was taking this class
the other day, and I don't get this stuff
about blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, I'm sure that's gonna happen, you know.
Like, I'm almost get to make this journey with you,
like, guiding me through it.
When you were four, I made business cards for you
that said, "William Clay Kulp,
magnificent four-year-old." - Yeah, I remember those.
You were a towheaded little boy.
My dad is like my best friend and my hero.
It's really cool to be able to sit in his office
and be like, hey, I'm now gonna walk in
the same shoes as you.
But there's pressure there.
I've spent my whole 20s exploring the world,
and living in New York City, and being a model,
and a bartender, and having a really good time.
And the idea of going and sitting in a library
for 12 hours a day is terrifying.
The worst case scenario would be to go
and to come back after the first semester and be failing.
I feel, like, this really deep need to prove myself to him.
How's your arm?
It's been a rough summer, you know.
The surgery is a pain in the ass.
The sling sucks.
It's just there's like a lot of emotions in my life right now
because I'm, like, frustrated with my arm,
and I'm going to law school.
And it's just like, it's... you know, it's just...
it's a lot. It's just kind of crazy.
It is, but you're gonna do fine.
You've got this wonderful girlfriend
who really loves you.
I don't know. I want to let things play out
in the time that they'll play out,
but you know, I've definitely thought about,
you know...
about forever kind of thing with her.
The glue in our relationship is that time we spend together
and we're not gonna have that same time anymore.
Is that a for sure thing, right?
You know, am I gonna feel that way in a year?
Kind of stressed out about it, to be honest.
Or is she gonna feel that way in a year?
Coming up...
You have no respect for my girlfriend or for me.
I don't respect you yet. I have no respect for you.
I was gonna make some----ing...
I know.
This with bacon, avocado, and a fried egg.
Wait, yeah, add the mushrooms in there.
Yeah, I will.
My brother didn't have much to say this morning, though.
- He didn't? - No, he was kind of quiet.
- Oh. What time is it there? - We're five hours ahead.
So it's probably like 2:00 or 3:00 PM.
Oh. I was gonna say, was he tired?
Yeah, he seemed tired,
but he also was misbehaving this week, you know.
What are you up to?
You went for a walk, did you, down the pier?
- Yes. - Yeah?
My brother is living in
a supported living community back home in Ireland.
I'm driving a Jeep Wrangler.
It's one of your favorites, isn't it?
It's white. It's amazing.
My brother's got autism.
My sister's kind of carrying
a lot of the weight right now looking after him.
My mum passed when I was eight years old.
And my dad was not very present
'cause he was always traveling for work.
My dad always told me as a kid, I'm the man of the house.
When was the last time you saw your brother?
He comes over for Christmas.
But sometimes it can be hard
'cause he expects me to, like, to be there, you know?
That's what... - Yeah.
On a Sunday, I always picked him up.
- Aw. - And we'd go for a drive.
And I'd bring him for a fish and chips.
- And he loves that? - That's all he wants.
I do feel guilt not being there for my brother.
I left Ireland about eight years ago now.
I got this rugby contract.
That's why I was coming over.
I kind of felt like, well, that I abandoned him.
And I think that, you know, it's...
it's unfair to have left that burden on my sister
to look after my brother like that.
And, you know, I miss them so much.
It was only just us growing up.
We kind of always had to fend for our own.
It's hard for anybody to, like,
get their head around that. I can't imagine.
Yeah, but my brother, he's a good kid.
I'm in contact every week with my brother and my sister.
But I wish it was every day.
That's why I'm trying to get on my feet here
as quickly as possible.
I want them to be able to see that
I've built this life for us,
and I'm gonna take care of them,
and that everything's gonna be OK.
You can cook.
That's what your... that's your job in this house.
- I do, I can cook. - Yeah.
I'm a pleasure master, whatever it is.
- Oh, my god. - I'll satisfy all your needs.
Get out of here.
I'm going to choke on that,
from you saying that.
All right. All right, all right.
It's very, very hot, all right?
Why is he hot? Am I...no?
You think he's hot?
I don't know, like, in a weird way.
Whatever. Leave me alone.
I like when people are nice.
Opposites attract.
And that's what I'm saying! Oh.
LOL.
I'm gonna text Brad to come and meet us.
I think Bradley's gonna come here when he gets off work.
- Wait, should we ask Joe? - I mean.
- Joe's gonna be with Oisin. - And that's the tea.
I'm wondering if it's worth trying to talk to him tonight.
- Not in this setting. - What?
You're going to talk to who, Oisin? What happened?
We are cleaning up Republic,
and he slapped my ass at the end of the night.
- Wait, what? - Yeah, he did.
Don't.
Will got in touch with me, and Will's pissed off.
What happened with you and Emmy, I think tonight's
important before the weekend starts that we squash it.
Honestly, I don't necessarily want to do this right now.
I think it's a little premature,
but I'm gonna do it, like, 'cause you're advising
and I think you're probably right.
I just want to clear the air with her.
I work with her. But I don't work with Will.
You know what I mean? - Yeah.
What is everybody wearing for Grace's birthday?
- I am Snow White. - You're Snow White.
Aren't you being Cinderella?
Yeah, my knight in shining armor, bitch.
Prince Charming.
I was thinking about Humpty Dumpty, given the...
Just be Prince Charming. You have the jawline going.
I know.
- Sh--, oh. Uh-oh! - Look who it is!
- Oh, my. - How are you, darling?
- How are y'all doing? - Hi.
How you getting on? Doing well?
Sup, dude?
I mean, yeah, well, I touched you inappropriately
at work is what you're saying?
Uh, Oisin, you slapped my ass at 2:20 AM,
Saturday night after work.
I, you know,
I'm not gonna make a big deal out of it by, like,
telling anyone within management.
Like, I don't think I was harassed.
I know you're new, but...
Look, I'm sorry if I did do that,
which I don't deny that I did
because I have this friendly personality.
You know me, I'm larger than life. That's just who I am.
Obviously, you want to be treated differently,
and I will do so in that sense.
No, she doesn't want to be treated differently.
She wants to be treated with respect.
You don't know anything about respect, so just keep quiet.
Excuse me? Excuse me, mother----er?
- Please, be quiet. - No, you shut the up.
You're saying the wrong sh--,
just like you do the wrong sh--.
I'm talking to her, not you.
No, you better be talking to me because the one--
You don't work with me. I don't know you.
Oh, I don't know you either.
You're off to a bad----ing start.
Let's keep it there then.
You have no respect for my girlfriend or me.
I have no respect for you. I don't care about you, man.
I don't care about you.
We were here having a good time and then you rolled in.
- I wanted him to apologize. - Oh, yeah.
ing step off.
- Say sorry to her first. - I am.
And I do apologize. I do.
- I... - Don't touch her.
Don't touch her. - Don't worry, man.
Don't worry.
Do you want to know why I'm in this----ing sling, dude?
You wait. You wait, mother----er.
What the ?
I don't know who Will is to talk about respect.
That man has got no respect for no one,
let alone his girlfriend, so he can just shut his mouth.
What the was that?
I've got some dirt on that boy and he's been misbehaving.
That did not go according to plan. Jesus.
Do I look like Prince Charming?
Yeah, you look great.
You look like you fought the dragon and won.
Yes, we'll say that.
Let's go, baby.
Birthday vibes. Woo!
Hello, hello.
What's up, mama?
Yes.
Little Red Riding in the Hood.
"In the Hood."
- And I brought you a gift. - Yes!
I bought my most padded super hoe bra.
- It's kind of nice. - Turn around.
Bradley, put your back into it!
My god. How do y'all breathe?
I feel like I got boobies.
Does anybody know if Lucia's coming?
I think she'll be there.
Did you see Lucia last night?
When I was in bed last night looking at Find My Friends,
and I clocked both of their locations here.
Here where?
- Here. - Yeah.
After I left Uptown,
we went and hung out and had some drinks.
Had a good time.
I've always thought she was hot.
I've always thought she was attractive.
But she was in a relationship
with the father of her child.
And I didn't want to cross that line.
She came back here? Where?
Ew.
Colby! Go, get off of there!
Are you gonna see Oisin and be chill?
Yeah, I'm gonna be chill.
It's Grace Lilly's birthday.
I think it'd be nice this year
if we all just decided to say, "let's not do this here."
Oh, I'm just impressed of, you know, how hot you look.
- You look good. - Thank you.
Got your whole stomach out.
I know. I just knew how hot it would be.
- That's good. - Got the parachute pants.
You actually look exactly like him,
which is kind of freaking me out a little bit.
Sometimes you meet a girl,
you just feel like you've known them for years.
If you can be your 100% best self with a girl you just met,
that's a green flag to me.
Hello.
Why are you dressed like half the guys in Charleston?
I'm... I was Peter Pan.
I'm a Lost... - I mean, me included.
Hi, how are you?
I'm a Lost Boy. - That's pretty on brand.
What's up, guys? How we doing?
Who the invited this guy?
- Let me fix your collar. - Thank you.
There you go. You look more buff.
- Hi. - How are you? Trevor.
- I'm Salley. - Nice to meet you.
- Are these implants?
Got them yesterday, actually.
Yeah, they're not real.
I hope that, like, Grace realizes that
she just invited her best friend's ex-boyfriend
to her birthday party days after they broke up.
Wait, so do you work at Republic?
I do not.
Like how are you connected to this?
- Maddi. - Oh, OK.
Hey, nephew, I can't see a damn thing.
Hey.
- Yeah, I've seen her. - Yeah.
Oh, a new girlfriend?
Wait, what is in there?
Oh, ah! Don't touch that.
She's----ing Cinderella?
I'm not getting out of this----ing car.
She's Cinderella.
All right, this should be fun.
Joe knew I was going to be Cinderella.
He knew, and he still let Salley
dress as the Walmart version Cinderella.
- Uh-oh. - Man.
Battle of the Cindies.
You guys look great.
Grace wants us to meet her at the dock, so let's head there.
Feeling grateful, feeling blessed.
Woo.
Oh, my gosh, look. Look at them.
Yo.
Hello, my beautiful people.
Love y'all so much.
Thank you so much for being here on my special birthday.
Yes.
Liam, how are you holding up?
How you doing, Liam?
I'm hurting right now.
Child, Liam was sweating from head to toe.
I know he was working them arms out,
trying to get that bitch across the sea.
Paddle faster. Yes.
That's called true love right there.
- Butterfly sunglasses. - Yes, thank you guys.
How are you, queen? Thanks for having me.
The theme is fairytale,
and I'm playing a little bit of Cupid right now.
Trevor, how you doing, man? Good to see you.
So why not invite Trevor and Maddi and create some magic?
I'm gonna----ing kill you.
I'm usually late but not this----ing late.
What I want to know is why didn't you ride with Trevor?
We're not where I want to be.
Did you invite him to this? Or was he...
No, Mikel and Grace invited him.
Look at this.
Oh.
Oh, my goodness gracious.
We have mirror, mirror, on the wall.
I love the mystical realms.
All I want is all of us to be together,
and just have a good time,
and be at peace.
Flow the flow. Let's go.
There we go.
Happy birthday, Grace.
Thank you. Thank you all.
This will be very fun.
Oh, hello!
Grandma's tail's coming out the front.
Ah!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, relax.
That was my first time seeing a Snow White
with all that ass.
I want to bob for an apple.
Come on, me and you, Grace.
You got it.
Oh, my god.
That noise, I can't unhear that.
I can't do it.
- I got one! - Woo, she got one!
Hear ye, hear ye!
The king has arrived!
Woo!
There's a penis out.
I can see his dick.
How are you doing, buddy? You good?
All right, now it's about to get energetic.
Party's here.
I feel like there's a lot... there's a lot to unpack here.
No, let's not unpack.
You want to see my butt?
Girl, you want to?
Brother, if you've got a chalice, I'd love one.
He's just a tool.
Coming up...
What did he do?
He----ing made out with some girl.
What?
Hear ye, hear ye!
The king has arrived!
Woo!
Party's here.
There's a penis out.
I can see his dick.
- Kiss the ring. - Kiss your nuts, boy.
What's up, dawg? - Happy birthday.
Thank you.
I feel like there's a lot... there's a lot to unpack here.
I can see your staff.
- How are you, sweetheart? - I'm good. How are you?
Happy----ing birthday.
Is he uncircumcised?
What a great little venue for the birthday, eh?
It's super cool out here.
You look so hot. Sorry, I... are you Peach from Mario?
No.
- Not really? - OK.
- What is wrong with you? - I'm just really flustered.
OK, take a breather, take a breather.
I hate... I was late.
Give me a hug. Take a breather.
Anything we do outside of work,
I feel like he's finagles his way in here
after kissing some other girl on the mouth.
Like, baffles me.
Trevor this, Trevor that, Trevor this, Trevor that.
I'm over it.
I'm definitely more unsure now after speaking to Mikel.
Half my friends say he didn't do it,
and half my friends are saying that he did do it.
I don't know who to trust.
- The woods. - Thanks.
- Shots? - Yes.
Let's get this party started.
That's the first thing I noticed when I walked in.
Oh, I wouldn't get out of the car earlier.
I was screaming.
I was, like, I'm not getting out of the car.
Wait, there's a drink called The Villain?
- Yep. - We'll take two Villains ASAP.
All right.
Oh, we are the two villains.
Cheers. - Cheers to that.
- How are you, baby? - I've already seen it all.
He has.
I paid $12 to see his... to see his boner.
- I've seen it too. - You have?
- Yeah. - Are you a subscriber?
I paid $25.
Oh my god, that, like, really makes my heart beat.
I bought your lunch last month.
- Grace Lilly! - Come over here.
Come here. Come here.
I'm trying to hydrate and vibrate.
- Baby, baby? - I'm in the window, bitch.
Oh, sh--.
Woo!
- Yeah! - Yes!
Girl, you gon' break that sh--.
Lucia, I heard that you went somewhere interesting
after we were at Uptown.
No, I dropped...
I took Bradley to his house.
Oh, OK, so you were at another house, yeah.
But, no, no, no.
But did you walk inside? But did you walk inside?
No, I did not walk inside. I did not park my car.
I mean, I've been in an unparked car
and done many of things, OK? - No bueno.
Between Bradley and I, I feel like there is an attraction.
So there's nothing there?
I don't know. I don't know.
You know, I would love to climb these shoulders
and be cute on top.
You have a shot? You have a shot?
Oh, look at him.
Just----ing doing it, you know.
Steal from the rich and giving to the poor!
I am a giver to the poor.
Oh, hey. I miss y'all.
Like, this is the longest time we haven't talked.
It's been 24 hours since the last time we talked.
Hey, come here. Hey, come here. Come here.
Will, you come here.
Yeah, I mean...
I feel like this is an important conversation.
Does anybody want to play games with me?
You're one of my best friends.
So are you. And I really wanted, like,
Oisin to come and apologize to her.
- We didn't really get... - No, he intended to.
Much of an apology.
And then when the whole thing went south, you left with him.
Y'all attacked me, though.
That was for the first time ever
in my own friend group I felt attacked.
It's really wild to me that Joe doesn't understand that
what he did was pick Oisin over me.
It----ing pisses me off.
So are you gonna apologize to Will? What are you gonna do?
I don't think I owe this gentleman here anything.
him.
That was stupid of me to bring him to the bar
when y'all are having a good time.
I apologize for that, but I have good intentions.
I----ing care about you.
I know you're going through a hard time.
But I think he's a cool, fun----ing guy.
I do like him. Like, we've had a great time.
In my perfect world, I want everyone to get along.
And I feel like he has it out for Will.
He has it after Will right...
Joe, I know he has it after Will right now.
Look, all I'm gonna say is that
I have a lot of information 'cause I'm a fly on the wall.
Well, this fly needs to----ing talk.
So what you gotta say?
What'd he do?
He----ing made out with some girl.
What?
I love it. Cheers to that. I love it.
So what do you got to say?
What'd he do?
He----ing made out with some girl.
What?
On boys night in Joey's apartment.
Let's go out tonight, though.
The boys are just getting started.
No, let's go let our hair down,
and let's get after it, lads.
Will knows that I know this.
Like, does he think I'm stupid?
Like, , I know this sh--.
So what am I supposed to think and say?
You know what he needs to do? He needs to apologize.
He did, though, I thought.
No, no, to him.
I mean, I don't need his apology.
I do.
But I don't need it. I don't want it.
Well, I heard there was a rumor that
Will made out with a girl.
- That's . - I heard that
your friend Will went home with another girl.
Will's----ing cheating on her.
It's like the game where you, like, whisper in someone's ear,
and it goes down the line,
and you see what the person at the very end says.
And it's the complete, like, opposite thing
of what you're talking about. That is how Charleston is.
The truth of the story is, like,
he doesn't have anything on Will,
but he wants to scheme something on Will
because he doesn't like him.
Joe, there's an outsider that's coming in,
trying to make a lie that Will hooked up with her,
when he knows nothing of the truth.
Do you know how----ed up that is?
It was basically me, Will, Oisin.
The lads are all saucy-like, you know.
And so we dilly-dally over to a couple of bars,
end up picking up a few birds, going back to Joe's apartment.
I host some soirees.
So there's, like, maybe three, four girls
and then me, Joe, and Oisin.
And we're drinking, like, room temperature rosé.
One of the girls is, like, clearly, you know,
very out there. She's looking for love.
Sure enough, Will ganders off to the bathroom,
and this girl goes with him.
I realized that she used to be, like,
romantically involved with my friend who just passed away.
And then it gets to be like a really emotional conversation.
So we go and try to go into the bathroom
to have, like, a deeper conversation.
But there's two other girls. They say,
we saw him making out with this girl.
And I was there, like,
I----ing knew it. You know what I mean?
Like, of course, they were.
This girl was----ing making out with me and Joe
a few minutes ago.
So like, it was inevitable
what was going down here.
I never saw them kiss,
but I did see them walk into the bathroom,
and they were hanging out outside of my supervision.
So I don't know what happened.
My only regret from the night is hanging out with Oisin.
Me and that girl left because
I found out that she was hooking up with
my best friend, who just died.
I mean, Will was crying to me for another hour
in my apartment.
- Yeah. - Just protecting Will?
Yeah, he told me that.
- And Will did what? - Made out with the girl.
- Made out? - I heard on the phone
that two people witnessed it.
I'm going to figure it out. You know me.
The one thing I don't stand for is, like, people----ing around
with other people. - No, that's----ed.
I don't care if Will's my friend and Emmy's my friend.
I'm gonna stick up for Emmy every single time.
- Yeah. - That's why I get mad at
your guy right there. What's-his-nuts.
What's-his-nuts!
Emmy, Oisin said that
Will and the other girl were - ing kissing.
I'm not gonna let anyone just start saying sh--
and let it be something out there.
I concur.
Hey, yo, Oisin, come here right now.
Front and center.
The king is here.
Protect me. Protect me, my love.
Protecting... protecting your love?
I think sometimes there's people that you don't know.
A lot of people are sketchy.
A lot of sh-- does go on, but I know Will.
The last thing he needs is, you know, I understand...
I'm a good reader of people.
You know what I mean? - I mean...
So call me wrong but that's OK.
Like, Jesus, how naive and silly you gotta be?
Like, come on now.
Bullsh--. This is bullsh--. That's all I'm thinking.
The thing is, Emmy's in denial.
Will is a good man.
And I don't think that he would cheat on Emmy like that.
Wait, can you take a picture of us?
- Of course, yeah. - Damn.
I didn't know Will Kulp was capable of that
with a whole-ass one arm.
Uno, dos, tres.
It's my birthday party. Can we just have fun?
This is not about you guys.
This is about me. Come on.
OK, enchanted feast.
Dinner. Let's go. Let's eat.
- Dinner! - Let's go.
- Come on. - Hey.
Let's be merry.
Grandma is hungry.
What?
All right, everybody.
♪ Happy birthday, dear Grace ♪
Charleston is a very small town,
and this thing is now in the air
and I'm gonna have to - ing deal with it.
Thank y'all for being here for Grace's birthday.
- Happy birthday, Grace! - I love you.
Next time on "Southern Hospitality..."
Pelvis front, to the back.
Yo, you got some good rolls.
I don't know if it's rolling right.
- Oh! - Yes.
It's been a lot, like, fighting with Liam.
He go through my phone and be like, well, who's this guy?
I went to talk to Oisin.
The two girls that were in the apartment,
I know one of them.
I texted her, "did you see them kiss?"
She says, "100%."