Previously on "Southern Hospitality"...
- Hello! - Baby.
My love life has gone to a higher
plane with my new boo, Liam.
You're like, will I ever meet my person?
The solution to all that was this.
While things are moving fast with me,
Bradley is taking things slow with Lucía.
Did you see Lucía last night?
Yeah, we went, hung out, and had some drinks.
Nothing happened.
People are calling us Joesin already.
We haven't even had our first threesome yet.
[laughing]
I'll try anything once.
Meanwhile, Joe's bromance with Oisin
has gone supernova, knocking Will into retrograde.
You shut the [BLEEP] up.
You're saying the wrong sh-- just
like you do the wrong sh--.
I'm talking to her, not you.
Oh, you better be talking to me.
[dramatic music]
You wait, mother----er!
What the [BLEEP]?
Oh, my gosh, look. Look at them.
And when we all got together
for my fairy-tale birthday party--
Hello, my beautiful people.
My wavy baby dream turned into Will's nightmare.
So what are you gonna say?
Will did something on boy's night that was not very cool.
What did he do?
He----ing made out with some girl.
[laughing]
What?
♪
[upbeat music]
♪ I know a place where we can go out ♪
♪ Are you coming out tonight? ♪
♪ Tonight
[upbeat electronic music]
♪ I'll make it through tomorrow ♪
♪ Keep on moving
♪ I'll dance till the morning ♪
Let's go down, goes front to the left, to the back,
to the right.
And speed it up.
It's tough, y'all.
[laughing] Look at your crowd.
What are we doing, guys?
[laughing]
Whoo!
Yeah, you got some good rolls.
I don't know if it's rolling, all right?
♪ I'll make it through tomorrow ♪
♪ Keep on moving
♪ I'll dance till the morning ♪
♪ I'm not losing
Hello!
Hello.
I was in the middle of doing his hair really quick.
♪
You roll them up like this and go--
Yeah. [laughing]
I'm so good at this.
You should hire me.
- Get it. - Oof!
Oh my gosh.
[laughter]
All right, guys.
I have to get ready for my next class.
You guys are welcome to use the studio.
Thank you so much. Appreciate you.
And I appreciate you.
Hell yeah. That was pretty good.
- That was good. - You did good.
You did good.
Oh, god. How are you and Will?
Are y'all straight?
Like, have y'all talked things out?
Or what's going on with you two?
I mean, like, I don't want it to be
seen, like, that I'm trying to cause anything with them.
We didn't really got to talk about what happened
at Grace's birthday party.
Oisin's accusation that will cheated on Emmy.
Oisin said that they went into the bathroom.
He said with a bottle of rosé.
♪
- OK, so-- - That's what Oisin said.
That is not cool.
What exactly did you see?
I mean, I didn't see anything other
than Will being really drunk.
And the girls that were there claimed
they saw them hooking up.
I mean, I--
I really do not hope that happened.
Correct, but I don't know why a bathroom.
Don't go in the bathroom with a girl.
Uh, ew.
Will.
[in high voice] I need some cheeses.
What was that noise you just made?
Oh, Emmy, look.
Your favorite.
I slept with Trevor when I was
a sophomore in high school.
And you were licking peanut butter off his dick,
and that's cool with Maddi?
That's fine.
That's crunchy, though.
It's creamy, right?
There's a huge difference between lighthearted gossip--
the peanut butter and Trevor-- and spreading
false information that could seriously
hurt my relationship.
Well, I heard there was a rumor that Will
made out with a girl.
That's bullsh--.
I'm very lucky. My relationship is secure.
I trust Will.
Thank you. - Have a wonderful day.
Have a great day.
All right.
[upbeat electronic music]
♪
I have to work with Joe later,
and I'm not looking forward to seeing him.
He's disappointing me repeatedly,
all the time, constantly.
Joe is a suck-up to everyone but his best friends.
And so for him to even entertain
the narrative that Oisin was creating pisses me off.
He didn't want to make it look like he's
choosing a goddamn side.
I don't know for a fact, but I'm like
I'm 99% sure he didn't do that because I----ing know him.
Go [BLEEP] yourself, dude.
Like, you know better.
Oisin doesn't.
♪
There's a bachelorette and a birthday.
- What up? - What's up?
Good morning, sweetheart.
We already got a bachelorette party?
Yep. Selling bottles.
All right.
What do y'all need from me?
A pretty face and your smile.
Joe's very lucky we're at work right now.
Because if we weren't, I'd curse him out.
Oh, thank god, I need this.
I'm so tired.
I like coffee, too, Joe.
I'll go [BLEEP] myself.
It's fine.
I clearly know why Emmy's upset.
But I think I'm the wrong guy for you
to come after right now.
She should be pissed at Will or Oisin.
Why am I always trapped in the middle of this sh--?
Hey-- yo, where's Grace?
- Lilly? - Yeah.
Is she supposed to be working?
Yeah. Have you talked to her?
No, but--
I don't want her to get in trouble.
I'll cover for her, but I'm leaving her a message.
Hey, Grace, it's Joe.
At least call me back, so I can cover for you.
I don't want you to get in trouble, and we need you here.
All right. Bye.
Smile.
I want to be a server.
[upbeat electronic music]
♪
Happy Sunday.
We're going to get one bottle.
Hi.
How are you doing after Grace Lilly's birthday yesterday?
Exhausted.
The whole Oisin thing--
I mean, I talked to Oisin about it,
and I said you don't know him.
But Joe-- Joe was in that room.
Joe should've defended him.
Hey, let's take out a sign to the bachelorettes real quick.
OK.
Let's do Batch Gone Wild.
Batch Gone wild. I like that.
- Batch Gone Wild? - I like that a lot.
OK. Y'all got it.
OK.
I love you and Will.
But at the end of the day, I'm a girl's girl.
And I was worried about you.
Do you believe that Will did what he did?
No, not for a second.
Absolutely.
Oh, 100%.
Well, listen.
If you need to drag a man through the dirt,
I'm here for you.
It is so obvious that Maddi is trying to validate her love
life through me and Will's relationship being like, well,
if Emmy got cheated on and she's staying with Will,
I can say with Trevor even though he's
done it to me twice.
Take your fake sorrys and I love yous somewhere else.
How are you doing?
Me?
I mean-- - Trevor.
I know he was at Grace's party.
You don't have a title, but you're together.
It's complicated, for sure.
I feel like I don't trust him 3,000%.
I hate when people ask me where I am with Trevor
because I don't even know.
And then seeing Trevor at Grace's birthday party,
I was triggered.
Charleston being so small, I can't avoid him.
But Trevor is going out of town.
So to have Trevor away for a couple of weeks,
thank god, I can get my sh-- together.
Let's go. Come on, bubbles.
Let's go.
[upbeat electronic music]
Hey, Kate, when you get a chance,
can I get a water shot and then three lemon drops?
Oh!
Whoa!
It's good to see you.
I feel like I haven't seen you in a while.
- I know. - How are you?
Good. I've had a long day.
You want a day chaser?
Are we chasing the day away today?
We're chasing the day away.
Good.
Here, I'm going to take these shots to these people.
Bye.
Get out of here!
Happy Sunday!
[cell phone ringing]
Oh, Grace Lilly's calling.
[dramatic music]
Oh, Grace called Joe.
Grace called Joe.
Grace, hey.
What's wrong?
Is everything OK with you and him?
- Hey, wait--hey-- - Grace--
- Grace, Maddi just-- - I'm right here.
I'm right here. - It's just us, I promise you.
♪
In the middle of the night, Liam woke me up.
He was looking through my phone and saw
some old text messages with this guy
that I previously hooked up with.
And he just got really upset about it.
It just ended up to be this big argument.
I barely slept.
I've never seen this side of Liam before,
and it's upsetting.
I think that you should go home and be with your family.
I know Mama Traci takes good care of you.
All right, awesome.
- Go to a safe place. - Text me.
But we got to get back to work. All right.
We love you, Grace. You're good, all right?
- You're a rock star. - Love you, queen.
I've never heard her, like, that level.
I'm glad she opened up, you know?
Oh, sh--. Tables are here.
We got to go.
Everybody at that party thinks that they
did something in the bathroom.
It's not true.
[upbeat electronic music]
♪
Come here, sweet girl.
Come hang out with me.
Make me feel better.
I love you.
[kissing]
Your kisses make me feel better.
♪
G. Lilly?
Yes, girl.
Thank God you're not in bed.
No. I'm out.
I'm out of bed.
Do you want to sit outside with me?
Yeah.
It feels really good out here.
I feel like it's been kind of cold.
Are these all your crystals? Are you manifesting?
Yes. I'm praying, girl.
I'm praying.
Well, how are you feeling today?
I feel like I've been going through so much.
Yeah.
It's been a lot, like fighting
with Liam in the past.
Before we were exclusive, I was still, you know, dating.
And I was talking to other people.
And, you know, I hooked up with someone in Mykonos.
And he got really upset when, you know,
he finally got it out of me.
Yeah, but you guys weren't together.
We were dating, but we weren't exclusive.
And I've told him that. He knows that-- multiple times.
And now he just, like, wants to know
every little detail about me and my life, my-- everything
I've done before him.
But he'll still look through my phone and be like, well,
who's this guy?
Things have been going so good between Liam and I.
All right, love you.
See you at home later.
Looking good.
One vegan burger, extra jalapeno.
Thank you.
- [laughing] - Uh-uh.
Seeing this super jealous, insecure side of Liam,
it's really concerning and upsetting to me.
I feel like both of y'all have such trust issues.
- Yeah. - Most people in Charleston do.
I feel like this is like the promised
land of broken people.
I mean, look at me and - ing Trevor, too.
Just like, it's hard to trust.
And I feel like it's a little controlling--
I feel like-- for him to be like going through your
sh-- like that.
It's an invasion of privacy, a little bit.
Well, I mean, we share locations.
I just don't know how healthy it is.
I am not surprised Liam is acting
so controlling with Grace.
I've hung out with them.
Liam will be like, have you posted me on Instagram enough?
Like, you need to post a story with me,
just to remind everyone that they're together.
And it just breeds insecurity.
Have you talked to him?
He had a little bit of space.
I needed him to cool off.
And, like, I think it's best.
Yeah, just don't forget about you
and what you got to do for you.
- I know. - And taking care of yourself.
- I know. - I'll be OK.
Everything will be OK. - I love you.
I'm here for you. - Thank you.
Let's get it going. I'm sorry.
I'm just at a loss of words.
Should we take a crystal?
I'm going to leave those out here
because I want them to charge.
[chuckling]
♪
[phone dings]
I have a bone to pick with Joe.
He's just continued to let me down over the past few weeks.
And then when Oisin goes and tries
to create a rumor about me, this guy
who says he's my friend chooses to do nothing about it.
He's not being the friend that he should be
or the friend that I deserve.
- Joe? - Hey.
Yeah, come in.
How are we doing?
It's the cleanest I've ever seen your apartment.
I'll tell you that. - Yeah.
Well, I didn't clean it for you.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
You want a glass of rosé out of a whiskey glass?
I'll just bring the bottle over there.
[BLEEP] it.
Will is very hurt right now.
As a friend, all I can really do
is warn you about the rumor.
But why do I have to be the guy always to squash the beef
and clear the air with everything?
Like, I'm a manager at Republic.
I'm not managing their relationship.
[soft music]
♪
You know, I guess we haven't really talked.
But I don't love the way-- you know,
where we have been know the past week and a half.
I mean, there's definitely a lot of misunderstanding.
There's a lot of frustration.
That's why you're here.
I'm trying to rectify that.
And we're going to solve that issue.
All right.
Well, there's, what, a few main issues.
One's Oisin.
Two, the rumor.
Yeah.
♪
You were the one person that could have come in
and just snuffed out that flame in two seconds.
And I felt like you-- you fumbled the bag on it.
Emmy knows it's not----ing true.
Because it isn't.
It's not true. I know.
99% sure is, like, pretty high.
But I didn't see what happened.
I wasn't in the bathroom with him.
I think he wants me to be more enthusiastic, and more
being like, he didn't do that, and scream
it from the mountaintops.
I'm not going to do that.
But I just want to make sure that Will
knows that I do have his back.
He is my brother. I know why you're pissed now.
I was an idiot.
I could have been a better friend.
I think you probably could have been a better friend.
I want to----ing fix that, though, right now.
Well, I appreciate that. You know?
Because I think we've both been going through it.
You know, I met up with my dad last week for the first time.
And we didn't talk for three months.
It's a long time.
My parents have thought about separating, and they fought.
And I feel for you.
Like, that's-- if I was going through something like that,
I wouldn't be able to sleep.
I had no idea Joe was going through this kind of stuff.
Guys want to be dudes.
Like, they want to be bros.
And, like, you don't talk about your feelings.
I think it might explain some of his behavior,
but I don't think it excuses it.
I hope you're good, because I wouldn't be.
In my----ing maybe delusional, crazy head,
whatever's going on with me--
I consider you my best friend, but my actions have
just not been matching up.
I'm moving at the end of this summer.
When I go to law school, I'm not going to be close
enough to you to fix this.
Let's fix it as soon as possible.
I think that our friendship can heal
faster than your shoulder.
So that's my goal.
I sure hope so.
I'm so sick of this----ing thing.
I know.
[upbeat electronic music]
♪
Right. Hey.
Miss Emmy.
Oh, Mia!
Look at us in our "Fairly Odd Parents" outfits.
We are fairly odd parents.
Of course, you're in pink.
I love it.
This is such a nice little hot girl walk.
I'm loving it. - It's beautiful right now.
How's work?
Does everybody miss me? - Everyone misses you.
I miss you. You know, I miss you--
That doesn't answer the question.
Everybody misses me. - Yeah, everybody misses you.
OK, good. Any good tea?
Anything I'm missing?
You know, Maddi pulled me aside about the Oisin rumor.
And Maddi was trying to hold my hand,
being like we're on the same boat.
I'm like, no, bitch, like your boyfriend
cheated on you in the past.
You know, the rumor, it's a story that's
based off of assumptions.
Will has never been disloyal.
Will has always been 110%.
♪
You and I both know that Will is going
through a really rough time.
Will had shoulder surgery. He was locked up in the house.
His first night out was boys night.
And Oisin saw Will leave with a girl,
and he probably assumed the worst.
I also heard that he went to the bathroom with her.
Because-- and then-- they-- I mean, yeah.
Why would they go to the bathroom together?
If every time Will is alone with a person
of his opposite sex, I have to worry about him cheating,
I shouldn't be dating him.
Well, not when he's blackout at somebody's
apartment in the bathroom with a bottle of rosé.
But that's--
That's part of the picture that we're missing, right?
I mean, I just--
everybody at that party thinks that they
did something in the bathroom.
You know, what do you want me to say right now?
- I don't know. - What do you want me to say?
Do you want me to say I think he did it?
No, I just don't want you to end up looking----ing
stupid if something did happen.
I've seen will in other relationships.
I've been friends with him for almost--
what is it-- eight years now.
It's not unbelievable that he would do something like this.
I think if you hear a rumor in Charleston,
it's guilty until proven innocent.
Have you had a moment where you thought this could be true?
His best friend died, and then he had shoulder surgery.
He's going through a horrible time right now.
I know that, Emmy.
And I need it--
I'm-- I'm so upset that Oisin made this rumor.
It's not true.
The only person I don't want to see hurt is you.
[tense music]
♪
[upbeat music]
♪
- All right, here we are, sir. - Thank you.
Appreciate it. - Absolutely.
- Hello there. - What's up?
- Hey. - Hello.
Good to see you. - Good to see you, too.
- How are we doing? - I'm doing well.
Good. Love you.
Good to see you.
What you been up to?
Just relaxing.
Relaxing, enjoying retirement?
Enjoying retirement.
- What's up? - There you go.
Thank you. Appreciate it.
Have you had a chance to look at the menu at all?
I think we're going to do the pimento cheese.
And then we'll do the Brussels sprouts.
- OK. - Thank you.
Since we missed Mother's Day, I do have
some lovely flowers for you.
Look at this.
Those are beautiful.
Right?
Me and my mom are extremely tight.
She's my role model.
She is super Southern.
When I was growing up, it was always yes, ma'am,
no, sir, please, and thank you.
But don't let that fool you.
My mom looks sweet.
[record scratch]
She is mean as a rattlesnake if you step out of line.
These Brussels sprouts look crazy.
They're so good.
Thank you.
So anyway, how's the business?
- Business is good. - And how's Republic?
Oh, yeah. I'm doing a little bit of--
Because you have lots of jobs.
I know. Republic's going really well.
If work is good, what's the personal life like?
So yeah, actually, I have something
I've been needing to tell you.
Oh, we have somebody new?
I asked out a friend of mine-- this young lady.
Her name is Lucía.
Can we go have drinks?
So tell me more about Lucía.
What is it about her that got your attention?
She's fun.
[upbeat electronic music]
Oh, yeah!
I'm trying to figure out if--
- What you've got going on. - What I've got going on.
[laughter]
Of course, gorgeous, and stable, and smart--
a lot of qualities you possess.
Right.
And just been taking things slow because she actually
does have a kid.
It's not a red flag-- it's not a bad thing.
But it's just getting used to
just that being in the back of my mind.
So how old is her child?
- Three or four. - Three or four?
You don't really want to introduce your child
unless you know that they're going to be a permanent person
in their life.
Dating someone with a child is uncharted territory for me.
But I'm open to it.
I definitely feel more pressure to take
her seriously because there is a kid involved.
This isn't some hee-hee ha-ha funny moment.
It's like, lock in and make sure
that you're-- you're doing what you need to do.
I think you do well in treating
the young ladies right.
Be respectful.
Well, you'll have to let me know how your night goes as--
Yeah. No, I'll give you a call.
I'm not in any rush for you to get married.
That's always good to hear.
See, and you had me at 34?
35.
Your dad was 33 when we got married.
Right. Makes sense.
It's crazy to think that it's been
two years since he passed.
[soft music]
Dad struggled with addiction, but he loved people.
He looked out for his family.
He was a good person.
Looked out for everyone he came in contact with.
Me and my dad, we were pretty close.
But he had alcohol addiction issues that definitely
put a major strain on our relationship,
especially growing up.
Sometimes he wouldn't come home, or be
MIA for a few days at a time.
I miss him, though.
I found it easier now to talk to him about difficult things.
Yeah.
Whenever you lose a parent, your whole outlook on
life changes.
Definitely not taking anything for granted, you know?
I kind of view dating a lot differently now.
I want to be more intentful with who I'm seeing
and pursue someone I could see a future with.
I got you a card.
Read it aloud.
OK.
"As I've gotten older, I've only
"grown to admire, respect, appreciate,
"and love you more and more.
"Life can be so hard, yet you have never
"let it seem to shake you.
"That same feeling and same qualities you have I
"hope to find in a wife.
"So for now, I just want to say thank you.
Happy Mother's Day to the GOAT."
Oh, that's sweet.
To the best son ever.
[upbeat electronic music]
♪
Yeah, that smells like a Jolly Rancher.
You just don't like the smell of rainbows.
Rainbows in candy?
Are you worried about seeing Oisin?
Yeah.
I mean, Oisin is going to be like all friendly-friendly.
Yeah, you think so? How am I doing, baby?
Am I doing all right?
That pissed me off so much.
I will deal with that when the time comes.
You know-- [phone dings]
She said pink tonight.
OK, I'm going to go grab my pink dress.
What are you going to do tonight, babe,
while I'm at work?
I haven't finished the Harry Potter video game.
It's just been a lot of nights in a row of drinking,
and it's not going well.
I'd much rather be playing video games than out drinking.
All righty.
Ta-da.
♪
♪ Whoa, you a masterpiece
♪ Charge me up like batteries ♪
♪ Got me raising like salaries ♪
It feels like I never left.
♪ And I don't mean no harm
'Sup, dawg?
How you doing?
♪
- Oh. - How are you doing?
Look who it is.
- Doing all right? - I'm OK.
How are you doing? - Good to see you, honey.
I'm doing fantastic, honey.
She can't even look at me in the eye.
Look, I didn't have any intention for this rumor
to spin out of control.
It was nothing intentional to bring down Emmy.
I love the girl. I think she's great.
If anything, she needs to have more
of a conversation with her partner there and not with me.
I clocked in. I am at work.
I will be professional.
- 'Sup, babes? - Are you going to help me?
Yeah.
Oh, Julie.
What's up, Julie?
What's up, mama?
Oh, sh--.
Maddi texted me to wear a pink.
Maddi didn't text you?
No?
Manager didn't tell you that-- you're right uniform?
No? Nothing?
Did Maddi text you?
What?
I know. But Maddi texted me separately.
So I assumed she had texted--
Put it in an email.
Leva has made very, very, very apparent
if you are not in the right uniform,
you will get in trouble.
Make sure everybody understands how
we should look for our shifts.
My big pet peeve is if I'm in a club
and I can't identify who a server is.
We have to talk to Maddi about this.
Do you know what time it is right now?
I think it's almost time for lineup.
Here, let me-- let's pause this real quick.
We'll come back.
No drama today, just work.
There you go, sweetheart.
You look like you're ready to go.
- Hello. - Hi.
It's-- I thought every Thursday was pink.
Oh, perfect.
Whose name is on that?
No, she won't care.
Well, Maddi texted me separately so I thought--
you told me to wear pink.
So I thought we were supposed to wear pink.
Because we wore more pink the last two Thursdays.
[dramatic music]
♪
Well, Maddi texted me separately so I thought--
you told me to wear pink.
So I thought we were supposed to wear pink.
Because we wore pink the last two Thursdays.
I can go grab it right now.
I live five blocks away.
I can go grab it.
I live five blocks away.
Maddi is a deer in headlights right now.
Like-- I thought-- I-I--
I'm like, what am I going to do?
It's 8:30.
Just shows poor management and leadership skills.
- What happened? - I got to go--
I got to go change my dress. I don't have my right dress.
Emmy tends to make drama.
It's not that hard. You live 100 feet away.
Walk home, get the uniform.
We live in the solution, not the problem.
[tense music]
♪
[car horn honking]
Hi.
- Hi. - Oh, hi.
Hi. How are you guys?
- Good. - We're matching.
Good. Oh, outfits look good.
Earrings-- where's Emmy?
♪
She had to run to go get the blue uniform.
She lives a block away.
There was an email sent out, right?
Texts, emails. Yeah.
- Yeah, we got to go. - OK, go.
Thank you, Leva.
This is so on-brand for Maddi.
Of course she found a dress for herself,
but just left Emmy over here looking stupid for no reason.
Like, what the [BLEEP] is that?
[upbeat electronic music]
♪
Hey!
Whoo!
[cheering]
♪
And I think we need to get bins.
- Is this your-- - Hi.
You're the one with the biggest balls
in the building right now.
Hi.
Maddi texted me pink, so I put pink on.
And then I show up and Julie and Ari are not in pink.
And I'm like, well, what's going on?
And then I literally--
She should know better than that.
The text with Maddi where she literally just goes,
"Also pink tonight, yes."
Obviously, if you got that text, that's--
you're not in trouble.
I'm super disappointed.
And Maddi is definitely on my radar.
I'm so late.
See, that's the kind of stuff I don't
understand that Maddi's doing.
It's like sabotage or stupid.
I literally spelled it out black and white.
Thursday, blue dress.
The job is not that complicated.
Dead horse, broken record.
- Distracted. - Distracted.
Distracted.
♪ We don't stop
♪
Let's go!
♪
I love that we hire dancers.
But are they saying that we're bad dancers?
[laughing] No, definitely not.
JT, JT.
My little son
who's now the king of King Street.
I don't know about that.
You know Landon?
Yeah. Good to see you.
- 10 years ago? - Yeah.
I was once the king. And now it's passed down.
You passed it down to me.
I'll ring it in.
Table 30 for 1,500.
All right. Come on in.
[cheering]
Maddi!
I just-- I don't need any more stressors.
I'll be OK. I just--
You're all right. You're all right.
Are you all right? You look great.
I just like--
Do you need help?
I'm just-- I'm sick of it.
How can she not know what the [BLEEP] we're wearing?
It is her job--
it is her job to know what we are supposed to wear.
I'm just sick of it-- the miscommunications,
no accountability.
No, she wouldn't be like, oh, my gosh, I messed up.
She was like, no.
I mean, she was looking at me.
Um...
- Looks good. - Found it.
So I've got to work.
Maddi does not stick up for her team,
and she does not give a sh-- about us.
And now I'm just like, all right, gloves off.
And I want to show everyone that I'm better at the job
than the said person who's doing the job right now.
Wow, I can't-- she really just like--
I need one cranberry, one pineapple,
one orange juice, one soda.
I'll go check on my tables.
[dramatic music]
I'm not dealing with this bullsh--.
Went to talk to Oisin.
Two girls that were in the apartment,
I actually happened to know one of them.
I texted her, did you see them kiss?
[upbeat electronic music]
♪
- [laughing] - Hello.
Oh, I love this green.
[laughter]
Thank you.
♪ Yeah, yeah, oh, babe, this is unexpected ♪
Scrumptious.
Usually going on dates, I'm not nervous.
But, you know, I'm definitely feeling
some butterflies because Lucía is one of my best friends.
Once you cross that line, it can
be dangerous because I don't want to lose that friend.
Have you not been here yet?
I have not been here.
- It's amazing. - Hi.
- Have a seat right here.
- OK, perfect. - Thank you.
You got it?
- Yeah, I got-- - Just making sure.
- My own chair. - Just making sure.
[laughing] Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[upbeat music]
Um...
Everything's so beautiful. - Yeah.
The patio is cool, too. - Yeah.
It's good weather.
- Um-- - Um--
What are you looking to get? Did you look at the menu?
No, I'm just perusing right now.
It's OK.
I definitely feel like I need to get all the cocktails.
I'm kidding.
I mean, you can get as much as you want.
- How are we doing? - What's up, Adrian?
How are we?
How long have you been working here?
I started, I think, like a week ago.
So it's, like, super recent.
You're fresh.
Can I get you guys something to drink?
- Can I do the Sin Sal? - Sure.
I would like the Passionate Mule.
- Of course. - Thank you.
Do you want any appetizers to start?
I see a roasted beet salad.
That sounds actually really good.
The papa bravas?
Because I'm a vegetarian.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
It's just drinks. It's casual.
[laughing]
- Thanks for joining me. - Yeah.
Thanks for asking me. - Yeah, of course.
So how was your day?
My day was pretty busy, honestly.
I was stacked.
I had a bunch of clients to see back and forth,
and then came to see you-- the best part of my day.
So we're looking up.
So--
- Here we go. - OK, great.
At this point, it's feeling a little awkward.
That's not really typically how my first dates go.
My back's a little tight.
Hell yes.
- How are we liking our drinks? - Lovely.
- Outstanding. - Good.
Awesome.
Oh.
[laughing]
Yes.
[laughing]
- Yes. - Obviously, he knows.
Yeah. I'm following, OK?
[laughing]
So why did you ask me for dinner?
I don't know.
I've always been curious. - Curious?
I enjoy spending time with you.
And you always put a smile on my face.
Oh, thank you.
That's someone I want to be around.
Oh, on a side quest-- on a side tangent--
On a side tangent.
Just so that we could be open about this and talk.
So girls that finish their plate,
dating-wise-- because I'm going to finish my plate.
I'm always going to finish my plate.
I'm just letting you know. - That's hot, yeah.
- [laughs] - Do that, please.
Yeah. I'm paying for this meal.
You finish it. - Oh, shoot.
Damn it. - I make you nervous?
[laughter]
[upbeat electronic music]
♪
Hello. A puppy.
I know.
I saw a little dog in here.
Did you want something? - Yes.
OK, good, I'm like, wait, I was waiting for you.
Can I please do an iced large coffee?
Could I do a large chai latte, please?
Sure. Did you want that hot or iced?
Iced, please.
My treat.
♪
I know.
So--
My heart is palpitating.
What is going on?
Em, I love you.
I need to tell you something.
I went to talk to Oisin.
Oh, mamma mia.
He said something really interesting.
The two girls that were in the apartment--
and he said their names.
And I actually happened to know one of them.
So I texted her.
I'll just read the text to you, and then
you tell me what you think.
I said, "Just trying to get to the bottom
"of something that happened when you were
"in Joe Bradley's apartment.
"Was Will Kulp acting inappropriate in any way
with a girl that night?"
She said--
[suspenseful music]
♪
I went to talk to Oisin.
[tense music]
The two girls that were in the apartment--
and he said their names.
And I actually happen to know one of them.
So I texted her.
I'll just read the text to you, and then
you tell me what you think.
I said, "Just trying to get to the bottom
"of something that happened when you were
"in Joe Bradley's apartment.
"Was Will Kulp acting inappropriate in any way
with a girl that night?"
She said,
"I would say yes, 100%."
I said, "Did you see them kiss?"
"But yeah, I definitely did see them kiss.
"And then they went to the bathroom
for a solid 30 minutes."
So I said, "So you for sure saw them kiss on the mouth."
She says, "100%."
[BLEEP]. I'm not-- I don't believe it.
I'm just-- I'm just-- - Emmy.
- Mia. - Emmy.
I don't believe it for a second.
I don't believe it. - Emmy, this is crazy.
I don't believe it.
I don't trust that girl's opinion.
It's not an opinion. She saw them kiss, Emmy.
How the [BLEEP] did you think Will is as-- how--
I know that Will is a little bit sh---y.
He is not that-- he's--
are you kidding?
You might be envisioning a 19-year-old,
but I'm talking about a 29-year-old man right now.
But I need you to know that they did kiss.
I don't believe it.
Emmy has this picture-perfect life in front
of her with Will being a lawyer and her
being a stay-at-home wife.
She will not let anything destroy that.
Does she really want to be the lawyer's wife that's
cheated on all the time?
I don't know what to tell you, buddy.
And I don't like how you're handling this.
Mia is not being my friend right now.
You really think that if will made out with a girl,
that he would just get away with it, and it would be fine?
No, he would come clean to me immediately.
I'm trying to help you out right now, buddy, OK?
You can take whatever you want out of what I said
and deal with it yourself.
What do you want to do?
I believe Will is upstairs with TJ.
I think we should continue this conversation
up there with them.
[suspenseful music]
♪
[knocking]
Hello?
Oh, my god. - Hello?
Surprise visit.
Surprise.
And already a glass of wine for me.
Perfect.
- Hi. - Hello.
Thanks for having me. - Is that orange, red?
Why is that a topic of conversation?
- What color is that dress? - How are you guys doing?
It's kind of like these pants.
- OK. - Mia, get to the point.
- I will. - What's wrong?
So, William--
Yes?
I was talking to Oisin, and he told me the name of the girl
that was at the apartment.
So I assume you've reached out to her?
♪
- Of course. - Yeah.
As I do-- detective style, right?
So I said, so you for sure saw them kiss on the mouth?
She goes, 100%.
Bullsh--. It's bullsh--.
I've been saying that.
No one-- I mean--
- It's bullsh--. - I mean--
I just don't understand why she would say that.
She has nothing to gain nor lose.
OK.
So first of all, everyone was----ed up
in that apartment.
I was consoling this girl.
We were both crying, right?
I'm sure that if you looked at it from a certain angle,
you might be like-- - That's what Emmy said.
- That's what I said. - They kissed, right?
But I didn't kiss this girl.
This rumor has gone just out of control.
First you have Joe not squashing it
when he had every opportunity.
And now I have Mia, who's supposed to be my friend,
like, playing detective.
It really feels like I'm just getting attacked by all
these people that I didn't really expect
this kind of behavior from.
You've been my friend for longer than anyone here.
- Yeah, I know. - Yeah.
So, like, where's your, like--
Loyalty?
If I hear some crazy sh-- like that,
I'm going to tell her. What are you talking about?
Yes, but are you going to believe me at all if I'm like,
no, this didn't happen, I was really crying over my dead best
friend with the girl?
And you're like, I don't believe you, Will.
I'm just trying to protect Emmy.
I believe this girl that I had one photo shoot with once.
♪
I'm just relaying the information.
Don't----ing shoot the messenger, hello.
Well, you're bringing up this information like--
like, what do you have to say about it?
- Just-- - Do you believe Will?
♪
I don't know.
I wasn't there.
Nice.
I just need to be supported.
And I feel like--
Emmy, me telling you this is me being a Scorpio--
No. No, I'm so----ing serious.
Mia, I'm so serious.
I feel like there is no empathy for the situation.
It is just like you're still skeptical.
I understand. - I'm not skeptical.
It's out of my----ing head because I told-- it's out
of my head because I told you.
OK.
It's over.
I got to go to work.
Glad we got to the bottom of this.
All right. Bye.
Bye.
Yay.
Yay, what?
That was fun.
Next time on "Southern Hospitality"...
I'm going to go open up for James Kennedy.
Let's make some----ing noise!
[cheering]
I want to fully dive into the DJ thing, but it's hard.
You've got to definitely put 100% in it, you know?
Beautiful girl named Sally.
You want to kiss me?
Sally-- I keep catching that bitch in lies.
Really?
She told Joe she worked all day.
But actually, her and Gaston made out.
[gasps]