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[♪ perky music playing]

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[Murphy Collins]
Here's the deal.

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A family is only as functional
as the people in it.

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In order to come together, grow together,
you have to get yourselves together.

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Now, you all need
to work on your individual kink.

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My kink? I'm sorry.

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-What is happening right now?
-What are we talkin' about right now?

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You have a twist, right,
that needs to be straightened out.

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Otherwise, you're gonna end up in the same
broken place over and over again.

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Edwin, [clicks tongue]
let's start with you, shall we?

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Now, sir, I realize there's
a carceral system placed in this country

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that is stacked
against you at every turn.

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-You got that right.
-[Murphy] It's real and it's wrong,

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yet it's here.

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And somehow, you've, you've managed
to avoid a healthy relationship

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with money and a job.

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-How do you know that?
-Your intake form here.

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Says here you spent 17 years in prison
for conspiring to distribute cocaine.

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Now that part of you
has seriously interfered

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with you becoming a good father
and a good grandfather.

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Hey, Doc, Doc, I've been tryin'

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-to get a job--
-[Murphy] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Stop, stop. We don't try in here.
Not now. Not you.

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-Try to pick up that pen.
-What?

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See, you don't try, you just do it.

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Let me tell you somethin', Edwin,

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today, in this office,
we're in "Do It Season."

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-'Kay?
-Yeah. Okay, okay.

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Finn, why don't you tell me
what you're struggling with?

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My mom says I game too much.

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No, honey. That's not-- I--
Not in judgment.

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-I just--
-She says I don't go outside.

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No, no. What I, I--

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Is it wrong for me to want him
to have friends in high school?

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'Cause I want him to go off
to college, and get a job,

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and have a career,
and meet somebody, and get married,

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and have a really nice life.

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-I just--
-[Murphy] Take a breath, lady, will ya?

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In fact, why don't we all
just take a deep breath?

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-[all inhale]
-[Murphy hisses]

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-[Edwin laughs]
-You like that, Edwin, huh?

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Great.

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Alright. So, that's your challenge.
Take a risk. Okay, Finn?

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Get out there and interact
with live humans. Good?

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Now we come to you.

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-Hello, Paige.
-Yep. Bring it on.

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Uhh, let's take our time with this, huh?

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Picture me outside of Whole Foods, okay?

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And I have one
of those-those-those clipboards

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and I say,
"What is it in your life that you're

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"consistently fucking up
over and over again?

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And no matter what you do, you can't fix?"

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No, no, no.
Give her a minute.

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Uh, Doc, you're chargin' us
by the hour, right?

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I don't think we should be
wasting minutes like this.

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Heard and respected.
Your issue is your romantic relationships.

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-Ding, ding, ding.
-Yeah.

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Finn, if my romantic relationships
have affected you, I'm r-really sorry.

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-If?
-[Murphy] It's obvious you have

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a primary attachment wound.

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I mean, even a corporate shrink
should know that.

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There it is.
Couldn't resist.

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Is that the reason that my daughter
walked away from a perfectly good man?

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-No. No! No.
-[Murphy] Yes.

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It didn't work out with Mal
because he's not right for me.

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I'm not sure you know
what's right for you.

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-I do.
-I think that this is where you're living.

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-Yeah. I'm very smart.
-[Murphy] Right?

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No. B-Brains should be
employees, not bosses.

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Anyway, the point is that you have to deal
with your primary attachment wound.

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-Okay?
-Okay.

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Paige, you got that.

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Paige, here's what I want you to do.
I want you to stop living from here.

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-[sighs] Okay.
-I want you to live from here and here...

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-[Paige Alexander] Okay.
-...and here.

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-Whoa, hey. Come on!
-Whoa, whoa. Okay, now. Okay, now.

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-Come on now. Stop.
-Murphy. Why?

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Can we take another deep breath, please?

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[inhales] Come on.
Do it with me. [exhales]

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[Paige] So, as a therapist myself,

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I am well aware that the very best place

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for an adult to practice
primary attachment is in a relationship.

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So, even though I kinda thought
that I was taking a break from dating,

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I think I might be kinda
putting myself back out there.

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What? [gasps] Yeah. Okay.
So, I don't know. Wish me luck?

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[shudders]

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-Yes!
-Oh!

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-Saw that?
-I saw that.

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-You saw that?
-You're winnin', man!

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I mean, "win" isn't really,
like, the right word.

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You know, it's a multiplayer game
with a main quest,

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there's, like, hundreds of side quests,

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a couple, like, battle royale modes.

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-Shit. I just took a mulligan.
-Took a mulligan.

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-Cool, cool.
-What's a mulligan? I want a mulligan.

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[Finn Alexander]
Yo, did you see that guy?!

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-I see it.
-Where is he goin'?!

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Hey, you guys just sittin' here chillin'?

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No. Finnie's showin' me
how this game work.

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Now, as far as I can tell, it's, uh,

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'90s drug wars
with a medieval twist.

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-Right?
-[chuckles] Yeah.

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So, Dad, I just wanted to, um, thank you

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for folding all this stuff.

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-It's really nice.
-It's the, uh, Marie Kondo method.

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It saves twice the space.

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-Oh.
-That woman can fold, man.

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-I want to teach you that, son.
-Okay.

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Um, there's just one other
thing, too, if that's okay.

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It's just that if you have leftovers,

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can you put them in a container with a lid
and not the plastic wrap?

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'Cause just that stuff doesn't stick

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and then the whole fridge smells,
like it does now.

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Really, babygirl?
Plastic wrap?

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-I just--
-[Edwin Alexander] Yeah, I get it.

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You are glad I'm back.

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-[laughs]
-Uh-huh.

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Maybe. A little.

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[chuckles]
This looks like a cool game.

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Yeah, it is.
I was telling Grandpa

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that if he wants to be
a part of the 21st century,

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he needs to know what an MMORPG is.

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Obviously, you have
to know what that is, Dad.

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-Come on, right?
-Okay, okay, okay.

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Have you given your therapy
assignment any thought?

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-[blows raspberry]
-Now, wait. Remember what

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-Murphy said now.
-[Paige] What?

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-That mom sucks at relationships?
-No! What he said was

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each of us has to try different
in the areas where we're busted down.

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-That's what he said.
-I wouldn't say that we're busted down

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but that was very impressive
because you got it.

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You know, it took me 60 years
to get my head around this thing?

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Now if I'm goin' all-in,
you goin' right along with me.

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-Alright?
-Alright. Okay.

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So, you can invite one of those massive

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multiplayer online role-playing
gamers over here.

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-What?
-That's MMORPG.

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-Aah!
-In real life?

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-Yes. IRL.
-Nobody does that.

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Well, you're the first.
You can innovate.

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You can be like the, I don't know,
the Rosa Parks of gaming.

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-Oh!
-Right?

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-[Edwin] I like that.
-Heroic. Look how proud he is.

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[♪ upbeat music plays]

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[Paige] I don't even know
what I should be looking for.

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-I thought Murphy said ask your crotch.
-Well, I don't talk to my crotch. Do you?

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I don't care what you do,

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as long as you don't mention
Wine Country on the first date.

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What is wrong with talking
about a romantic getaway weekend?

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Nothing. You just can't talk
about sleeping together out of town

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unless you're sleeping together in town.

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I don't know. I think there are
some guys who really like that.

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Mm. Where-Where are those guys now?

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You're not in a wonderful relationship
with any of them, so.

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-Okay.
-Oh, he's cute!

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No, he is in a Gucci shirt
that says "Gucci."

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-Not Gucci.
-Hold up. Wait, wait, wait.

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Y'all online shoppin'
for a boyfriend, ain't you?

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-[Paige] Well...
-[laughs] That is lame.

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-I'm sorry. Whoa.
-Dad!

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No, no.
Who is that?

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Why he showin' off
them little, little nipples? [laughs]

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His name is Raymond.

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-[Edwin] Okay. Uh-huh.
-He's 44.

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Apparently he's an engineer,

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and he thinks that
a bathroom mirror selfie

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is gonna make me
wanna have sex with him.

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I'd have sex with him,
if he had better shower tiles.

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No. Okay. This is how it works. Okay?

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We swipe left, which is a "no,"

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to anybody who's in a fast car,
or "hang loose" hands,

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or anybody holding a fish
that's two feet long.

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-I don't do that.
-What about Jacob?

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-He's my type.
-Well, yeah, your type is alive.

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You know what?
I respect the brotha's beard.

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-Add to cart.
-No, no, what-- This is not--

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-We're not shopping for milk.
-[Edwin] Add!

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-Oh no!
-[Edwin] Add.

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-Oh, God.
-[Esti Nelson] Add.

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No, no.
Add to cart.

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-Can I have my--
-Fish.

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-No.
-No.

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-Okay. Do you expect me to date...
-[Edwin laughs]

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all these guys at once?

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-I thought that was the point, girl.
-Well, maybe for a dog like you.

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Oh, babygirl,
your daddy is not a dog now.

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Really?

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When it came to the ladies,
I was... more like a cat.

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I don't know if I wanna know
what you mean by that.

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-I do.
-Cats have swagger

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'cause they know they're the shit.

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Ain't afraid to take a risk
'cause they always land on they feet.

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They aloof.
They finicky.

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A cat, they wouldn't give one single fuck.

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Boom. Knowledge.

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Okay, okay, okay.
So, your advice to me

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is that I should be arrogant
and reckless and withholding?

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That tracks.

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That's not what I'm sayin' at all, Paige.

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Alright, think about a lion.

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We at the top of the food chain,
up there goin',

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"What? What food chain?"

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Cats are powerful.
You know why?

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-Why?
-Why?

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'Cause cats are cool.

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Unlike a dog who go around lickin'
on folk they don't even know.

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Ew. I mean, no.
I am not a dog.

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Think about that
while I go look for a job.

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-Hey. Hey, fellas.
-Hey, how's it goin'?

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Y'all here for
the Residential Aide position?

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[applicant]
Uh-huh.

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Oh, you're married, huh?

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-Almost a year now.
-Oh, nice.

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-Kids?
-Actually... my wife's pregnant.

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-Oh, wow.
-Twins.

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[Edwin laughs]

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-It's gonna be wild.
-That is beautiful, man.

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Let me just tell you a word of advice:

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You got an insurance policy,

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just make sure it's paid up in full
and it covers everything.

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This line of work is no joke, man...

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But I know y'all know that.

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-Totally.
-Yeah.

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But, like, what specifically?

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Well, you know why the last
Residential Aide quit, right?

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No.

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-He got shanked, man.
-[applicant shudders]

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-Twice.
-What?!

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Yeah.

230
00:09:07,007 --> 00:09:09,217
And now he can't donate
his kidney to his wife.

231
00:09:09,301 --> 00:09:11,678
It's-It's-It's a problem.

232
00:09:12,137 --> 00:09:14,472
Hey...
Thanks for the heads up.

233
00:09:14,973 --> 00:09:16,808
-You out, man?
-[applicant] Yeah. Good luck.

234
00:09:16,892 --> 00:09:19,519
-Thank you. Well, you too.
-Yeah.

235
00:09:20,979 --> 00:09:24,190
-[♪ pensive music playing]
-Oh, wow.

236
00:09:25,066 --> 00:09:27,068
[sighs]
I didn't mean to--

237
00:09:27,152 --> 00:09:28,987
I mean, this is a good gig.

238
00:09:29,070 --> 00:09:32,699
You just gotta be prepared
to work weekends and nights and holidays

239
00:09:32,782 --> 00:09:34,409
and get that regular tetanus shot.

240
00:09:34,492 --> 00:09:36,870
It's... it's a good gig.

241
00:09:36,953 --> 00:09:38,371
Ah.

242
00:09:38,455 --> 00:09:40,373
♪♪

243
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,337
-[alarm blaring]
-Isaac, the microwave is broken!

244
00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:48,506
Stop tryna burn this shit down!

245
00:09:48,590 --> 00:09:52,802
Damn. Sorry, man.
Uh, where were we?

246
00:09:53,803 --> 00:09:57,933
Uh, you was about to offer me a job.
Well, now, no one else wants it.

247
00:09:58,016 --> 00:10:01,228
Look, Edwin, I can't
just give you a job, man.

248
00:10:01,311 --> 00:10:02,729
-You have to earn--
-Earn it.

249
00:10:02,812 --> 00:10:05,315
-Yes.
-Absolutely.

250
00:10:05,398 --> 00:10:10,403
And that's why I wrote my credentials
down right there and right there.

251
00:10:13,698 --> 00:10:14,908
In excellent penmanship.

252
00:10:14,991 --> 00:10:17,160
-It is excellent.
-You know, kids don't write

253
00:10:17,244 --> 00:10:18,662
-cursive anymore.
-Oh.

254
00:10:18,745 --> 00:10:20,705
[chuckles]
They don't even learn it, man.

255
00:10:20,789 --> 00:10:25,210
Experience in conflict resolutions,
group facilitation skills--

256
00:10:25,293 --> 00:10:30,924
Oh, oh, see right here.
Uh, recently trained in CPR.

257
00:10:31,967 --> 00:10:33,176
CPR?

258
00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:35,720
I took a YouTube class last night, man.

259
00:10:35,804 --> 00:10:39,349
Look, Edwin, with Curtistine gone,
I'm the HNIC.

260
00:10:39,432 --> 00:10:40,809
Oh, I know that's right.

261
00:10:40,892 --> 00:10:45,313
So, that means there's pressure on me
to find the right person for the job.

262
00:10:46,273 --> 00:10:48,275
I'd be goin' out on a limb,

263
00:10:48,358 --> 00:10:51,987
but as a former resident
with an immaculate record,

264
00:10:52,070 --> 00:10:54,531
you are actually the ideal candidate.

265
00:10:54,614 --> 00:10:57,284
You do understand
the dynamics of this place,

266
00:10:57,367 --> 00:11:00,036
and you'd know who and what
to be on the lookout for.

267
00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,956
-Is Miles still here?
-Can't seem to get rid of him.

268
00:11:03,957 --> 00:11:04,958
So?

269
00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:08,295
Yeah. The job is yours. Congrats.

270
00:11:08,378 --> 00:11:10,046
-My man.
-Alright.

271
00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:11,923
I won't let you down, man.

272
00:11:12,007 --> 00:11:14,009
[alarm blares]

273
00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:17,262
The microwave's trash.

274
00:11:17,345 --> 00:11:18,972
Go get 'em, man.

275
00:11:19,639 --> 00:11:22,267
[Mal Kennedy]
That's it! Unplug it!

276
00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:26,271
[guns shooting on video game]

277
00:11:30,942 --> 00:11:33,153
Dude, are you in, like, band or somethin'?

278
00:11:33,862 --> 00:11:35,780
You seem like you're in band.

279
00:11:35,864 --> 00:11:39,367
Nope, I'm not,
but I do like music.

280
00:11:39,451 --> 00:11:40,952
You should do band then.

281
00:11:41,036 --> 00:11:44,456
Easy A, put it on
your college applications.

282
00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:52,714
[chuckles]
Bro, what is this?

283
00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:56,509
[laughs]
What is this, dude?

284
00:11:56,843 --> 00:11:58,053
Um, it's a dragon.

285
00:11:58,136 --> 00:11:59,763
[scoffs]
Yeah. I mean, really, bro?

286
00:11:59,846 --> 00:12:02,807
You still play with Legos?
That's crazy.

287
00:12:02,891 --> 00:12:05,268
Actually, I gotta go,
but, uh, I'll see you.

288
00:12:05,727 --> 00:12:07,938
[snickers]
Enjoy your Legos.

289
00:12:09,522 --> 00:12:13,610
Yeah. Well, by the way,
the plural of Lego is Lego... so.

290
00:12:14,736 --> 00:12:18,240
-[♪ hip-hop music playing]
-[Miles] A'ight, seven come 11, baby.

291
00:12:18,323 --> 00:12:20,909
[grunts] Run that back.
Run that back. Run that back.

292
00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:23,161
-Come on, now. Come on, now!
-Here we go.

293
00:12:23,245 --> 00:12:26,331
Hey, hey. Y'all good.
Y'all good. Y'all good now.

294
00:12:26,414 --> 00:12:29,542
I-I ain't the bogeyman, y'all.
Let-Let me see those dice.

295
00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:31,461
Come on, Miles.
Let me see.

296
00:12:32,796 --> 00:12:35,298
Cardstock, toothpaste, toilet paper.

297
00:12:35,382 --> 00:12:37,425
Okay, you think these are rollin' right?

298
00:12:37,509 --> 00:12:39,719
85% of the time ain't bad.

299
00:12:39,803 --> 00:12:43,265
You'd roll 100%...
you weight 'em right.

300
00:12:43,348 --> 00:12:45,559
Let's see.
Just add a little salt.

301
00:12:46,142 --> 00:12:48,144
Huh? Take that.

302
00:12:51,231 --> 00:12:52,566
Try those.

303
00:12:53,525 --> 00:12:56,528
Those things are gon' roll
like a B.B. King lick. Go 'head.

304
00:12:59,322 --> 00:13:00,657
Old school.

305
00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:02,742
-Alright.
-Have a good night.

306
00:13:03,618 --> 00:13:06,121
-The eggplant parm is excellent.
-Is it?

307
00:13:06,204 --> 00:13:09,291
I love eggplant parm
with a nice, big Cab.

308
00:13:09,374 --> 00:13:13,712
I should've gotten a Cab, right?
Yeah. [laughs]

309
00:13:13,795 --> 00:13:15,672
Have you been to Wine Country?

310
00:13:15,755 --> 00:13:19,676
Wake up, woman.
Unpack that weekend bag.

311
00:13:19,759 --> 00:13:21,469
You're acting like a golden retriever.

312
00:13:21,553 --> 00:13:25,682
Uh, I-I love Napa and Sonoma,
but I really wanna go to Tuscany.

313
00:13:25,765 --> 00:13:28,643
Look at you.
You practically humpin' this guy's leg.

314
00:13:28,727 --> 00:13:32,689
-Do you have a passport?
-Hold up! Are you drooling?

315
00:13:32,772 --> 00:13:36,902
Cats are supposed to be cool.
Come on, girl. Be cool. Try again.

316
00:13:39,446 --> 00:13:42,949
You know what?
Actually... I'm gonna have the salmon.

317
00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:45,994
Well done. No capers. Extra broccoli.

318
00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:49,539
I love a woman who knows what she wants.

319
00:13:49,623 --> 00:13:51,207
[♪ "The Men All Pause"
by Klymaxx playing]

320
00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:53,418
♪ I tried to walk in shy,
very unnoticed ♪

321
00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:57,339
♪ But the men turned away
from their burgers and sodas ♪

322
00:13:57,422 --> 00:13:59,633
So, do you like your job?

323
00:13:59,716 --> 00:14:02,344
-Mm-hm.
-And what do you do for fun?

324
00:14:02,761 --> 00:14:04,596
Fun things.

325
00:14:06,348 --> 00:14:09,851
You're mysterious, huh?
It's sexy.

326
00:14:12,687 --> 00:14:14,522
I'm gonna get us another drink.

327
00:14:14,606 --> 00:14:18,235
♪♪

328
00:14:18,318 --> 00:14:19,527
Anthony.

329
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,449
Pookie.

330
00:14:28,787 --> 00:14:29,996
Miles.

331
00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:35,043
Miles, lights out, man.

332
00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:37,128
♪♪

333
00:14:41,883 --> 00:14:46,012
♪♪

334
00:14:46,972 --> 00:14:48,390
Let me guess...

335
00:14:49,057 --> 00:14:50,475
promotion already.

336
00:14:51,601 --> 00:14:54,104
-Edwin.
-Mal.

337
00:14:54,187 --> 00:14:55,522
So how do you think things are goin'?

338
00:14:55,605 --> 00:14:59,192
Uh, been no fights since I started.
Fellas love movie night.

339
00:14:59,276 --> 00:15:01,027
I'd say things are goin' pretty good.

340
00:15:01,111 --> 00:15:04,990
Yeah. I must admit Barbie
was unexpected, but I digress.

341
00:15:05,073 --> 00:15:09,953
Edwin, you know that prohibited activities
result in disciplinary actions, correct?

342
00:15:10,036 --> 00:15:14,165
-Absolutely. Yes, sir.
-So, why didn't you report the gambling?

343
00:15:14,249 --> 00:15:15,584
The gamblin'.

344
00:15:19,296 --> 00:15:21,673
[on video] No, you're good.
You're good, you're good.

345
00:15:27,095 --> 00:15:30,015
You know what, Mal?
I am sorry. I really am.

346
00:15:30,098 --> 00:15:31,308
[Mal]
Oh.

347
00:15:31,391 --> 00:15:35,145
But what I ain't... is a snitch.

348
00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:38,398
I know you think
you're helpin' these guys,

349
00:15:38,481 --> 00:15:39,649
but you're not.

350
00:15:39,733 --> 00:15:42,277
You're hurting them. Okay?

351
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,863
The rules exist for a reason.

352
00:15:44,946 --> 00:15:47,407
Some of the rules are bogus, man.

353
00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:50,577
I mean, no snacks, no smokes.

354
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:52,996
[chuckling] No thanks, man.
I mean, come on now.

355
00:15:53,079 --> 00:15:55,832
Sure.
Some of the rules are oppressive.

356
00:15:55,916 --> 00:16:00,295
Dumb even. Okay? I agree.
But look, not all of 'em.

357
00:16:00,378 --> 00:16:04,424
Like, smoking?
You can't smoke inside, anywhere.

358
00:16:04,507 --> 00:16:05,592
It's just basic.

359
00:16:05,675 --> 00:16:08,178
I'm tryna give
the guys some dignity, man.

360
00:16:08,261 --> 00:16:09,971
I know how they feel.

361
00:16:10,055 --> 00:16:13,725
Then you also know that some
of these guys feel safer on the inside

362
00:16:13,808 --> 00:16:15,185
than they do out here.

363
00:16:15,268 --> 00:16:17,145
Guys afraid of freedom.

364
00:16:17,229 --> 00:16:19,814
They reoffend intentionally
just so they can go back in.

365
00:16:19,898 --> 00:16:22,108
-I done seen that.
-Exactly.

366
00:16:22,192 --> 00:16:24,819
And our job is to reduce recidivism.

367
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:27,906
Your boy, Miles, is on a path.

368
00:16:29,366 --> 00:16:31,368
I gotta stay true to the game, man.

369
00:16:32,077 --> 00:16:33,286
[sighs]

370
00:16:35,914 --> 00:16:38,750
You know that 17-year bid I just finished?

371
00:16:42,379 --> 00:16:44,214
It's 'cause I didn't rat somebody out.

372
00:16:44,756 --> 00:16:48,176
Oh, I knew the most and I said the least.

373
00:16:49,094 --> 00:16:51,721
[scoffs]
And I did the time.

374
00:16:52,222 --> 00:16:56,685
Look, I'm not asking you to snitch...

375
00:16:58,019 --> 00:17:01,856
but for this job,
you better be a leader.

376
00:17:14,661 --> 00:17:16,663
-Hey!
-Hey.

377
00:17:16,746 --> 00:17:17,914
You okay?

378
00:17:19,082 --> 00:17:20,292
I'm just tired.

379
00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:23,920
You wanna watch that,
that dating show on TV

380
00:17:24,004 --> 00:17:26,464
where the, the dude
with the teeth gives the roses

381
00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:28,300
to the women with the emotional problem?

382
00:17:28,383 --> 00:17:30,802
-Yeah. Sure, sure.
-Huh? Okay.

383
00:17:31,595 --> 00:17:34,598
[♪ bright music plays on TV]

384
00:17:35,849 --> 00:17:37,267
How's work?

385
00:17:39,561 --> 00:17:40,979
I know you mean,
"How's Mal?"

386
00:17:41,062 --> 00:17:44,524
What? No. I said, "How's work?"
Not, "How's Mal?"

387
00:17:45,775 --> 00:17:47,777
-How is Mal?
-Yeah.

388
00:17:47,861 --> 00:17:49,654
No, I don't wanna know.
I don't wanna-- Don't tell me

389
00:17:49,738 --> 00:17:53,992
because I am moving on
and being who I need to be for me.

390
00:17:54,075 --> 00:17:55,493
And it's working.

391
00:17:58,371 --> 00:17:59,789
Wait a minute.

392
00:18:00,916 --> 00:18:02,918
-Did you take my advice?
-Yes!

393
00:18:03,001 --> 00:18:07,631
-Yes! Can you tell?! Can you tell?!
-[Edwin laughs]

394
00:18:07,714 --> 00:18:09,341
Okay, this last guy
I went out on a date with,

395
00:18:09,424 --> 00:18:12,052
he wants to take me to Martina.

396
00:18:12,135 --> 00:18:14,638
-Oh, that's like a-a big-- Okay.
-It's so nice. It's really nice.

397
00:18:14,721 --> 00:18:16,348
And I was like...

398
00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:18,725
"I'm not sure."

399
00:18:18,808 --> 00:18:21,019
-That's my baby cat.
-Yes!

400
00:18:21,102 --> 00:18:25,023
-[both purr and growl]
-Yes! It's a vibe. It's just such a vibe!

401
00:18:25,106 --> 00:18:28,610
-[Edwin laughs]
-Oh, thank you... It's good.

402
00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:31,821
Huh, wait. Now see, why would
Ashley P. ask this-this guy, Mike,

403
00:18:31,905 --> 00:18:33,406
to go on a date one-on-one with her

404
00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:36,993
when he already made it with, uh,
uh, Ashley-Ashley M. in the hot tub?

405
00:18:37,077 --> 00:18:38,870
-And Ashley K. in the o--
-Ashley-- ocean.

406
00:18:38,954 --> 00:18:41,206
-In the ocean. In the ocean.
-Mm-hm. Yes, yes! Okay.

407
00:18:41,289 --> 00:18:44,000
But Mike is who Ashley P. really wants.

408
00:18:44,084 --> 00:18:46,044
They're all in love with Mike.

409
00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:48,255
-Okay.
-Mm-hm.

410
00:18:48,338 --> 00:18:52,092
Paige, I just realized somethin'.

411
00:18:52,801 --> 00:18:56,054
What?
That therapy is really working?

412
00:18:56,137 --> 00:18:59,057
I was gonna say there are
too many asses in this damn show.

413
00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:03,144
-[Paige laughs]
-But... therapy too. Yeah, yeah.

414
00:19:03,228 --> 00:19:06,898
Hi!
Oh, is it my birthday?

415
00:19:07,732 --> 00:19:09,234
I don't know, is it?

416
00:19:09,317 --> 00:19:13,280
No, but you are taking out
the trash without being asked.

417
00:19:13,363 --> 00:19:17,450
And that is amazing.
[laughs]

418
00:19:17,534 --> 00:19:21,162
-I'm the luckiest mom ever.
-My man. My man.

419
00:19:22,789 --> 00:19:24,207
Hey, Finn.

420
00:19:25,292 --> 00:19:26,710
That's your Lego, man.

421
00:19:28,211 --> 00:19:31,214
[♪ pensive music playing]

422
00:19:46,104 --> 00:19:48,940
-I'ma need the pack.
-[Miles chuckles]

423
00:19:50,817 --> 00:19:52,819
[chuckles]
The fuck, man?

424
00:19:53,486 --> 00:19:55,322
Yo, I-I thought you was down, man.

425
00:19:56,156 --> 00:20:00,243
Miles... we gotta do some
of this shit by the book.

426
00:20:00,327 --> 00:20:02,495
Come on, dawg.
You know how miserable this place is.

427
00:20:04,205 --> 00:20:07,125
I mean, it's supposed to be halfway,
but th-this ain't even a third, man.

428
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:09,211
Third is better than nothin' at all.

429
00:20:11,004 --> 00:20:12,214
Alright, man.

430
00:20:16,384 --> 00:20:18,386
I'ma need the phone too, man.

431
00:20:19,095 --> 00:20:21,848
-What-What phone?
-[Edwin sighs]

432
00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:26,269
[phone vibrates]

433
00:20:26,353 --> 00:20:28,063
You gonna answer those Flamin' Hots or?

434
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,106
Look, man, I thought
you knew what's up, man.

435
00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:33,443
Yeah, I know what's up
better than most. Believe me.

436
00:20:33,526 --> 00:20:36,863
You got bullshit in here,
we got bullshit out there.

437
00:20:36,947 --> 00:20:38,323
All I'm sayin',

438
00:20:38,907 --> 00:20:43,620
I'd much rather deal with the shit that
keeps me on this side of the bars, Miles.

439
00:20:44,454 --> 00:20:45,872
You feel me?

440
00:20:54,047 --> 00:20:55,257
Appreciate you.

441
00:20:56,007 --> 00:20:57,342
So, you gon' write me up?

442
00:20:58,343 --> 00:20:59,553
Write what up?

443
00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:04,057
[door closes]

444
00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:06,226
You guys, I just wanted
to give you an update

445
00:21:06,309 --> 00:21:07,811
on my dating journey

446
00:21:07,894 --> 00:21:10,689
because I'm killing it, destroying,

447
00:21:10,772 --> 00:21:11,856
and I'm learning so much.

448
00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:16,027
Okay, like, give way less fucks,
take more baths,

449
00:21:16,111 --> 00:21:20,699
and then, my personal favorite,
be super finicky.

450
00:21:20,782 --> 00:21:25,412
Right? It's fantastic.
It's like nothing I've ever felt before.

451
00:21:25,495 --> 00:21:28,248
So, I'm gonna document it all here.

452
00:21:28,331 --> 00:21:33,420
It's gonna be called
"How to Be a Cat." [purrs]

453
00:21:33,503 --> 00:21:34,963
Let me know what you think.

454
00:21:35,046 --> 00:21:36,256
-The fuck is this?
-What?

455
00:21:36,339 --> 00:21:38,466
You went on a dating spree
and put it all over your social media?

456
00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:40,760
Well, uh, there's a lot that people
can learn from these insights.

457
00:21:40,844 --> 00:21:43,263
E-Every one of the guys I dated
is still clawing his way

458
00:21:43,346 --> 00:21:44,681
-into my DMs.
-Um, ew.

459
00:21:44,764 --> 00:21:49,019
Also, okay, I lost 3,000 followers
because of the Kris & Chris hit job.

460
00:21:49,102 --> 00:21:50,270
Thank you very much.
So, you know,

461
00:21:50,353 --> 00:21:52,105
I'm just rebuilding my community.

462
00:21:52,188 --> 00:21:55,025
Because you need 3,000
more eyeballs to validate you?

463
00:21:55,108 --> 00:21:56,693
Actually that would be, like, 6,000.

464
00:21:56,776 --> 00:21:58,570
Alright, missy, I'm putting you
on a social media diet

465
00:21:58,653 --> 00:22:01,615
until you're clear whether you're doing it
to give something or to get something.

466
00:22:01,698 --> 00:22:04,367
-Okay.
-And this whole "date like a cat" thing,

467
00:22:04,451 --> 00:22:08,538
I mean, w-where did such a unskilled,
transactional idea come from?

468
00:22:08,622 --> 00:22:09,706
Okay.

469
00:22:10,206 --> 00:22:12,459
I broke down how the animal kingdom works,

470
00:22:12,542 --> 00:22:14,669
but I did not tell you
to start purrin' on your phone

471
00:22:14,753 --> 00:22:16,630
-and sharin' it with a bunch of people.
-But the purring worked.

472
00:22:16,713 --> 00:22:18,423
The purring was great.
My dates were great.

473
00:22:18,506 --> 00:22:22,010
-I felt centered, I felt amazing!
-You felt powerful.

474
00:22:22,093 --> 00:22:23,720
Is that the word you were
trying to come up with?

475
00:22:23,803 --> 00:22:25,347
Yes! Yes, I felt powerful.

476
00:22:25,430 --> 00:22:28,683
Which is so good because usually
I'm like a puppy, ya know?

477
00:22:28,767 --> 00:22:31,603
Right, so you went from
an anxious puppy to an avoidant cat.

478
00:22:31,686 --> 00:22:32,896
-Yeah.
-From having no power

479
00:22:32,979 --> 00:22:34,022
than to having all of it.

480
00:22:34,105 --> 00:22:35,106
-Right.
-Wrong.

481
00:22:35,190 --> 00:22:36,650
Look, both extremes are too much.

482
00:22:36,733 --> 00:22:39,027
In one version, you're
guaranteeing that you will get hurt.

483
00:22:39,110 --> 00:22:40,487
And the other version,
you're guaranteeing

484
00:22:40,570 --> 00:22:41,571
that you won't get hurt.

485
00:22:41,655 --> 00:22:43,615
Both are fundamentally insecure.
Do you understand that?

486
00:22:43,698 --> 00:22:46,493
Yes. Stop talking, please. Okay?
I know this. I'm a therapist. I know this.

487
00:22:46,576 --> 00:22:47,661
Yeah, yeah.
You know it up here.

488
00:22:47,744 --> 00:22:49,537
But I need you to know it
here and here--

489
00:22:49,621 --> 00:22:51,289
-No, no, don't do that--
-No, no, no.

490
00:22:51,373 --> 00:22:52,832
I don't know things there.

491
00:22:52,916 --> 00:22:56,253
This was great. This was great.
Mom's a cat. Grandpa's got a job.

492
00:22:56,336 --> 00:22:57,963
-We could be done with therapy now.
-Finn.

493
00:22:58,046 --> 00:22:59,381
Finn, how'd you do
with your assignment?

494
00:22:59,464 --> 00:23:01,591
-Not good, I guess.
-It was stupid and boring.

495
00:23:01,675 --> 00:23:03,176
-Stupid and boring?
-[Finn] Mm-hm.

496
00:23:03,260 --> 00:23:05,262
Finn, let me ask you somethin'.

497
00:23:07,597 --> 00:23:10,850
Do you have a problem relaxing
because you're moving your leg here?

498
00:23:10,934 --> 00:23:12,519
-Sure. Yeah.
-Right, yeah.

499
00:23:12,602 --> 00:23:16,231
What about headaches?
Do you-you get headaches, tense muscles?

500
00:23:16,314 --> 00:23:18,316
Do you have problems
staying asleep at night?

501
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,611
Okay. This, like, an ad
for, like, erectile dysfunction?

502
00:23:21,695 --> 00:23:23,989
I mean, the kid is too young
for all that, man.

503
00:23:24,072 --> 00:23:25,490
Edwin, please.

504
00:23:25,574 --> 00:23:27,367
Have you ever considered that you may have

505
00:23:27,450 --> 00:23:29,953
a, uh, a General Anxiety Disorder?

506
00:23:30,036 --> 00:23:31,913
-I mean, I know I'm tense.
-[Murphy] 'Kay.

507
00:23:31,997 --> 00:23:34,666
-And I definitely think way too much.
-Mm-hm.

508
00:23:34,749 --> 00:23:38,044
-And people stress me out, so.
-Yeah, but honey,

509
00:23:38,128 --> 00:23:40,755
everybody your age feels
the exact same way, right?

510
00:23:40,839 --> 00:23:42,716
Who gives a fuck about everyone his age?

511
00:23:42,799 --> 00:23:44,926
This is your child
and it's affecting his life.

512
00:23:45,510 --> 00:23:48,346
[♪ "Family" by Jordan Rakei playing]

513
00:23:48,430 --> 00:23:50,640
[softly]
Can we just do that breathing shit again?

514
00:23:58,231 --> 00:24:00,233
♪♪

515
00:24:08,408 --> 00:24:10,619
♪ Family ♪

516
00:24:10,702 --> 00:24:13,997
♪ You're still part of me ♪

517
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,374
♪ Family ♪

518
00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:19,669
♪ And now I know
your heart's in tears ♪

519
00:24:19,753 --> 00:24:21,463
♪ Family ♪

520
00:24:21,546 --> 00:24:25,342
♪ I've been my proudest fear ♪

521
00:24:25,425 --> 00:24:26,843
♪ Family ♪

522
00:24:26,927 --> 00:24:30,805
♪ Just don't let time
be wasted here ♪

523
00:24:41,149 --> 00:24:43,068
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