1 00:00:48,963 --> 00:00:53,603 Charly - No Dick! 2 00:01:01,403 --> 00:01:04,563 Charly, I think you lost something. 3 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:10,043 Charly - No Dick! 4 00:01:10,123 --> 00:01:14,283 Charly - No Dick! 5 00:01:14,363 --> 00:01:16,323 Settle down! Quiet, please! 6 00:01:17,883 --> 00:01:19,483 Stop behaving like nine-year-olds! 7 00:01:37,963 --> 00:01:42,883 Charly - No Dick! 8 00:01:54,563 --> 00:01:56,723 So, Charly, did you find your dick? 9 00:01:56,803 --> 00:01:57,643 Constantin! 10 00:01:59,923 --> 00:02:03,483 -Right. Come on, Charly. -I lost my dick. 11 00:02:03,563 --> 00:02:05,083 I mean, my goggles. 12 00:02:05,163 --> 00:02:07,483 Yes, I'll just go and get another pair. 13 00:02:07,563 --> 00:02:09,363 Dry yourself off, okay? Right. 14 00:02:10,083 --> 00:02:10,923 Constantin! 15 00:02:14,643 --> 00:02:18,123 HARD FEELINGS 16 00:02:20,043 --> 00:02:21,643 God! Please, why me? 17 00:02:21,723 --> 00:02:23,683 Oh God. This is so embarrassing! 18 00:02:24,923 --> 00:02:26,723 You're really making my life hell. 19 00:02:31,523 --> 00:02:33,883 See that? What a loser. 20 00:02:34,963 --> 00:02:36,123 Oh boy! 21 00:02:38,643 --> 00:02:40,323 Hey, Consti, Basti. 22 00:02:44,243 --> 00:02:45,163 Helicopter! 23 00:02:45,243 --> 00:02:47,603 Dude, put that thing away before you injure someone. 24 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:52,563 Hey, big dick, big responsibility. What's with the face? 25 00:02:52,643 --> 00:02:55,883 I heard things aren't going too well with the Dream Team. 26 00:02:57,083 --> 00:02:59,443 Oh. So, Marlene didn't let you near her, huh? 27 00:02:59,523 --> 00:03:00,883 You know what, Ziggy? 28 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:03,803 I didn't let her near me, okay? There's a difference. 29 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:05,283 He's just pissed 30 00:03:05,363 --> 00:03:07,843 because Marlene didn't invite him to her house party. 31 00:03:07,923 --> 00:03:09,603 Hey, Consti. Chin up, man. 32 00:03:09,683 --> 00:03:12,963 There's still the graduation party. And if not, life's a bitch. 33 00:03:13,043 --> 00:03:15,643 -Have I ever told you how smart you are? -I know. 34 00:03:19,483 --> 00:03:20,923 You two are so gay. 35 00:03:21,683 --> 00:03:25,203 -It's not our fault you only like pussy. -You're missing out on half the fun. 36 00:03:25,283 --> 00:03:26,483 -Let's go, yeah? -Let's go. 37 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:39,083 And what can you do, mini drone? 38 00:03:45,003 --> 00:03:47,563 Oh no. My yogurt leaked. 39 00:03:56,683 --> 00:03:57,603 Here we go. 40 00:03:58,483 --> 00:04:00,563 INDOOR SWIMMING POOL 41 00:04:05,963 --> 00:04:08,763 Well, same old. My yogurt leaked. 42 00:04:08,843 --> 00:04:11,283 No, that's not another way of saying jerking off. 43 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:16,323 You're just pretty weird. 44 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:19,123 Nice to see you, my old friend. 45 00:04:19,803 --> 00:04:21,843 Why do you talk like that? No one's listening. 46 00:04:21,923 --> 00:04:24,163 We've spoken backwards since we were kids. 47 00:04:24,243 --> 00:04:25,883 Why ruin a lovely tradition? 48 00:04:25,963 --> 00:04:28,763 Yeah, but still, aren't we a little old for secret languages? 49 00:04:28,843 --> 00:04:30,363 Age is just a number. 50 00:04:40,683 --> 00:04:43,043 -Did you miss me? -You have no idea. 51 00:04:55,723 --> 00:04:57,843 Heard about your big solo performance tomorrow. 52 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,443 Don't remind me. It's a total nightmare. 53 00:05:00,963 --> 00:05:03,123 If it's that bad, just quit. 54 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:05,443 My mother thinks I have an exceptional vocal tone, 55 00:05:05,523 --> 00:05:07,043 and the whole world should know. 56 00:05:07,123 --> 00:05:10,003 Is that right? Then the school choir is the right place for you. 57 00:05:10,523 --> 00:05:13,043 -Just say no! -No, I can't break her heart! 58 00:05:14,443 --> 00:05:16,043 Then I can't help you. 59 00:05:17,803 --> 00:05:18,643 Then don't. 60 00:05:19,163 --> 00:05:21,363 -Go on. Sing something. -You sing something. 61 00:05:21,443 --> 00:05:24,963 I'm not in the school choir. I'm not the one with an exceptional voice! 62 00:05:36,883 --> 00:05:39,803 -Have you studied for the final exams? -No, I'll do it next week. 63 00:05:39,883 --> 00:05:40,843 -You? -No, not yet. 64 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:43,763 When it's all over, we'll grab your car and just take off. 65 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,843 -Okay. And go where? -We'll see. 66 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:48,803 -Want to come in? -No, my league is waiting. 67 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:50,563 Oh, and Charly! 68 00:05:50,643 --> 00:05:53,843 From virgin to virgin, and with nothing to compare it to, 69 00:05:54,723 --> 00:05:57,243 -I'm absolutely certain your dick really-- -Okay, bye! 70 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:03,043 If I were you, I wouldn't look at my phone tonight. 71 00:06:07,763 --> 00:06:09,723 This fridge has five compartments. 72 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:13,003 The middle compartment cools to between four and five degrees Celsius. 73 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:15,683 -There's a reason for that. -A bit over the top. It's a fridge. 74 00:06:15,763 --> 00:06:18,003 Charly? Charly, come here, please. 75 00:06:21,323 --> 00:06:24,083 -Mom, Dad, it's been a really long day-- -Yeah. 76 00:06:24,163 --> 00:06:26,643 Charly, tell me, where would you put the yogurt? 77 00:06:29,483 --> 00:06:30,523 In the fridge. 78 00:06:31,723 --> 00:06:33,203 We're playing that game, are we? 79 00:06:33,283 --> 00:06:36,203 So at least put it on the middle shelf where it belongs. 80 00:06:36,283 --> 00:06:40,163 You heard the boy. In the fridge. Who cares which compartment? 81 00:06:40,243 --> 00:06:42,083 I care! 82 00:06:42,883 --> 00:06:45,683 And why do you buy all those yogurts? 83 00:06:45,763 --> 00:06:48,643 Because they're on sale, and because I like yogurt. 84 00:06:48,723 --> 00:06:50,683 Do you know why they're on sale? 85 00:06:50,763 --> 00:06:53,443 Because they're moldy! 86 00:06:53,523 --> 00:06:55,483 They're way past the expiration date. 87 00:06:55,563 --> 00:06:58,283 The best before date is a guideline, Sabine. 88 00:06:58,363 --> 00:07:00,083 Yogurt is made out of… 89 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:04,723 -Bacteria. -Bacteria. 90 00:07:04,803 --> 00:07:07,403 If it's a few days older, it's really not a problem. 91 00:07:07,483 --> 00:07:08,523 Not a problem. 92 00:07:09,163 --> 00:07:10,443 For you, maybe. 93 00:07:10,523 --> 00:07:14,003 I'm the one who has to sleep next to you while you fart your heart out. 94 00:07:14,083 --> 00:07:17,763 Come on. Don't exaggerate. Now you want to take my yogurt away too? 95 00:07:17,843 --> 00:07:20,283 You're lactose intolerant, Rudi. 96 00:07:20,363 --> 00:07:23,083 Sabine, take it all, but please leave me my yogurt. 97 00:07:23,163 --> 00:07:26,723 If your father were still alive, he'd be so proud of you two. 98 00:07:27,323 --> 00:07:30,203 Who takes after Dad more, me or Paula? 99 00:07:30,843 --> 00:07:33,123 Paula. You take after me more. 100 00:07:34,123 --> 00:07:35,963 Hi, hon. How was school? 101 00:07:36,043 --> 00:07:37,843 Same. My league awaits. 102 00:07:37,923 --> 00:07:39,843 How come you kept them waiting? 103 00:07:40,483 --> 00:07:42,203 Do you have a boyfriend at last? 104 00:07:42,283 --> 00:07:43,803 None of your business! 105 00:07:44,323 --> 00:07:45,803 Or a girlfriend? 106 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:49,843 Don't pressure your sister. 107 00:07:49,923 --> 00:07:52,483 There's nothing wrong with being a late bloomer. 108 00:08:11,443 --> 00:08:12,843 Good work, Straight Shooter! 109 00:08:14,123 --> 00:08:15,523 -Yeah, Paula? -Yeah. 110 00:08:15,603 --> 00:08:17,843 Check your phone. I sent you a little something. 111 00:08:17,923 --> 00:08:19,923 Although it's not actually little. 112 00:08:25,563 --> 00:08:27,203 Why is everything always about sex? 113 00:08:27,283 --> 00:08:28,923 Is it because I'm a girl? 114 00:08:29,003 --> 00:08:31,363 I mean, they have mothers or sisters too. 115 00:08:31,443 --> 00:08:33,923 Do they just say, "Mom, pass me the salt, please"? 116 00:08:34,003 --> 00:08:37,603 "While you're at it, what do you think of my dick pic? Did it turn out well?" 117 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:41,083 "I mean, I just wanted to get your expert opinion as a woman." 118 00:08:41,163 --> 00:08:42,323 It pisses me off! 119 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:46,483 Yeah, I totally get it. That kind of stuff doesn't happen to guys. 120 00:08:46,563 --> 00:08:47,803 Really sucks. 121 00:08:47,883 --> 00:08:50,403 If my dad was alive, he'd have given them a good beating. 122 00:08:52,763 --> 00:08:53,603 Thanks. 123 00:08:54,523 --> 00:08:55,683 So, how are you? 124 00:08:56,443 --> 00:08:57,723 No idea. 125 00:08:57,803 --> 00:08:59,323 I'd really like to start over. 126 00:09:00,403 --> 00:09:02,203 But once it's on the Internet… 127 00:09:03,003 --> 00:09:05,203 Charly - No Dick is going to be with me forever. 128 00:09:12,963 --> 00:09:14,763 Doesn't matter. I have you. 129 00:09:23,603 --> 00:09:24,683 Did you hear that? 130 00:09:26,003 --> 00:09:26,843 What? 131 00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:31,403 Everything's gone so quiet all of a sudden. 132 00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:53,683 Oh my God! That was so weird. 133 00:09:53,763 --> 00:09:55,443 We just got hit by lightning! 134 00:09:55,523 --> 00:09:58,163 It was so close! I saw it right in front of me! 135 00:09:58,243 --> 00:10:00,723 It was a sign! Like a near-death experience! 136 00:10:01,323 --> 00:10:02,603 Know what I mean? Bam! 137 00:10:02,683 --> 00:10:03,643 We're alive! 138 00:10:03,723 --> 00:10:05,923 -You're hyperventilating. You're okay. -I'm okay. 139 00:10:06,003 --> 00:10:07,083 -You're okay. -I'm okay. 140 00:10:07,163 --> 00:10:08,003 You're good. 141 00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:09,763 -I'm okay. -Everything's okay. 142 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:10,803 I'm okay. 143 00:10:11,563 --> 00:10:12,723 That was weird. 144 00:10:14,123 --> 00:10:15,283 Yes. 145 00:10:17,203 --> 00:10:19,243 Charly, wake up. 146 00:10:19,323 --> 00:10:21,523 The early bird catches the worm. 147 00:10:21,603 --> 00:10:24,083 And by that, I don't mean me, obviously! 148 00:10:25,843 --> 00:10:28,483 Time to get up! I've been up for a while! 149 00:10:28,563 --> 00:10:30,363 -Yeah? -Nothing? 150 00:10:30,443 --> 00:10:31,843 God, this is really hard. 151 00:10:33,403 --> 00:10:35,203 Hard! Get it? 152 00:10:36,883 --> 00:10:37,763 Here! 153 00:10:39,563 --> 00:10:40,603 Oh, at last. 154 00:10:41,323 --> 00:10:44,523 It's me, hi. I would bow, but I feel a little stiff. 155 00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:45,763 A little penis joke. 156 00:10:47,483 --> 00:10:49,203 You won't get rid of me that easy. 157 00:10:50,003 --> 00:10:51,643 You talk to me all the time. 158 00:10:51,723 --> 00:10:53,883 The only difference is now I finally talk back. 159 00:10:53,963 --> 00:10:55,163 I'm talking to my penis. 160 00:10:55,243 --> 00:10:56,883 Hello, big guy. 161 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:02,923 Were you talking to your penis? 162 00:11:03,003 --> 00:11:04,523 What? No. 163 00:11:06,363 --> 00:11:08,163 Could you please get out? 164 00:11:08,243 --> 00:11:10,123 -Who's he talking to? -Not to his penis. 165 00:11:12,283 --> 00:11:14,523 -I wasn't talking to my penis. -Like I said. 166 00:11:15,043 --> 00:11:17,323 Why are we talking about our son's penis? 167 00:11:17,403 --> 00:11:19,083 I think he was masturbating. 168 00:11:20,123 --> 00:11:21,243 I wasn't masturbating! 169 00:11:21,323 --> 00:11:23,443 Believe me, we'd both be a lot happier if you had. 170 00:11:24,603 --> 00:11:26,363 Oh, would that shut you up? 171 00:11:36,683 --> 00:11:38,523 -You actually are masturbating. -Get out! 172 00:11:41,763 --> 00:11:43,723 -I just wanted to-- -Could you please knock? 173 00:11:45,723 --> 00:11:47,043 I just wanted to ask… 174 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:53,683 I just wanted to ask if you wanted me to give you a ride. 175 00:11:53,763 --> 00:11:55,603 No! I just want to be left alone! 176 00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:17,283 I don't see your problem! You finally have a wingman! 177 00:12:17,363 --> 00:12:18,923 Hey, you little asshole! 178 00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:20,123 I waited for you! 179 00:12:20,203 --> 00:12:23,803 -Sorry, I totally forgot. -How? We drive to school every Wednesday! 180 00:12:23,883 --> 00:12:26,083 -So, who's this, then? -Everything okay? 181 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:29,043 -Well, hello, little titty babe. -Yes, why wouldn't it be? 182 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,603 Then stop riding away from me and get in the car! 183 00:12:31,683 --> 00:12:33,603 I'm enjoying the fresh air today. Thanks. 184 00:12:45,963 --> 00:12:47,483 Look, titty babe is back! 185 00:12:47,563 --> 00:12:49,923 -Why are you being so weird? -Me? Weird? 186 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:53,643 -You're driving on the cycling path! -I need to talk to you! 187 00:12:53,723 --> 00:12:56,163 -Why does everyone need to talk today? -What? 188 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,723 Yes, talk to her. You're the only one who can hear me. 189 00:12:58,803 --> 00:13:01,523 -Didn't I tell you to shut up? -Who are you talking to? 190 00:13:01,603 --> 00:13:03,323 -No one! -I love when you get excited. 191 00:13:03,403 --> 00:13:04,803 -Shut it! -Hold on. 192 00:13:04,883 --> 00:13:06,723 -Are you talking to your-- -Shortcut! 193 00:13:09,363 --> 00:13:10,363 See you later! 194 00:13:12,803 --> 00:13:16,883 That hurts me as much as it hurts you, you asshole. So, what about her? 195 00:13:17,443 --> 00:13:18,403 What? 196 00:13:18,483 --> 00:13:21,363 If you sleep with her, you'll be rid of me. 197 00:13:21,443 --> 00:13:22,643 -With Paula? -Sure. 198 00:13:26,003 --> 00:13:29,043 Of course. As soon as you've done it for the first time, I'm gone. 199 00:13:29,123 --> 00:13:30,043 -No! -Yes. 200 00:13:30,123 --> 00:13:30,963 -No! -Yes. 201 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:34,243 No way. She's my best friend. My only friend. I can't-- 202 00:13:34,323 --> 00:13:37,563 -I don't want to risk losing her. -All I hear is, "Wah, wah, wah." 203 00:13:43,963 --> 00:13:46,203 Let's start over. Look around you. 204 00:13:47,163 --> 00:13:48,683 Tell me what you see. 205 00:13:49,323 --> 00:13:50,323 Notice anything? 206 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:54,043 -I'm the only one talking to his genitals? -There's worse, right? 207 00:13:54,123 --> 00:13:57,283 Thing is, do you want to be an outsider your whole life? 208 00:13:57,363 --> 00:14:00,843 The one who left school without having had sex? 209 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,563 -Is that what you want? -Shut up. 210 00:14:04,883 --> 00:14:06,163 Hey, Junior! 211 00:14:06,243 --> 00:14:07,323 Hey, Dad. 212 00:14:07,403 --> 00:14:09,003 What happened to your bike? 213 00:14:10,763 --> 00:14:11,963 Did something break? 214 00:14:14,243 --> 00:14:17,203 Come on, Charly. You animal! 215 00:14:17,763 --> 00:14:19,403 Where've you been hiding her? 216 00:14:20,323 --> 00:14:22,203 Well, it doesn't matter now. 217 00:14:23,043 --> 00:14:25,923 Oh God. She's looking right at us. 218 00:14:26,003 --> 00:14:27,763 Time to release your little tiger. 219 00:14:28,363 --> 00:14:31,443 Go on. Talk to her. Say something! 220 00:14:31,523 --> 00:14:33,443 Good morning, Marlene. 221 00:14:41,563 --> 00:14:44,323 Oh, well. The poor girl is practically blind. 222 00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,283 Okay, we'll just get closer next time. 223 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:48,923 I can fix it in no time. 224 00:14:52,243 --> 00:14:53,563 Have a good day, yeah? 225 00:15:13,123 --> 00:15:16,323 Stop ignoring me. I need to talk to you. 226 00:15:22,283 --> 00:15:25,683 FOCUS 227 00:15:26,523 --> 00:15:28,243 We're days away from final exams. 228 00:15:28,323 --> 00:15:31,363 And no one here is going to fail. Not on my watch. 229 00:15:31,443 --> 00:15:34,043 I want you to leave this school with your heads held high… 230 00:15:34,123 --> 00:15:35,723 -…and the best prospects. -Boring. 231 00:15:35,803 --> 00:15:36,803 Fuck. 232 00:15:36,883 --> 00:15:40,363 -Let's focus and go over everything again. -Let's focus and go over her. 233 00:15:40,443 --> 00:15:43,363 The exam-relevant topics in biology are… 234 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,963 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 235 00:15:45,043 --> 00:15:46,323 -Be quiet! -Fuck. 236 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:52,443 Charly, is there something you'd like to share with us? 237 00:15:53,043 --> 00:15:55,043 I need to take a crap. 238 00:16:08,203 --> 00:16:10,923 I sometimes think you actually want to stay a virgin. 239 00:16:11,523 --> 00:16:12,643 Enough already. 240 00:16:17,723 --> 00:16:20,963 Charly, you dirty thing, you! During class! 241 00:16:21,043 --> 00:16:21,923 Oh yes! 242 00:16:22,003 --> 00:16:27,683 Just shut your mouth. 243 00:17:01,443 --> 00:17:04,763 I'm so happy to greet both our graduating class 244 00:17:04,843 --> 00:17:07,363 and the delegation from our partner school, 245 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,803 the Lycée Cousteau de Lyon. 246 00:17:09,883 --> 00:17:11,163 Welcome! 247 00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:13,843 Just relax. 248 00:17:13,923 --> 00:17:16,003 Look, in the first row! Her! Yes! 249 00:17:16,683 --> 00:17:18,803 -Bienvenue. -This is going to be fun. 250 00:17:23,523 --> 00:17:27,443 In your honor, our school choir has rehearsed a very special song, 251 00:17:27,523 --> 00:17:29,763 which I think you'll all really enjoy. 252 00:17:34,243 --> 00:17:35,203 Mr. Pendergast. 253 00:17:37,043 --> 00:17:40,363 WELCOME 254 00:17:40,443 --> 00:17:43,803 Just trust me, Charly. I'll make us both big. 255 00:18:02,363 --> 00:18:04,723 Charly, look. Oh God, she wants you. 256 00:18:31,803 --> 00:18:32,803 Those lips. 257 00:18:33,323 --> 00:18:34,403 Those eyes. 258 00:18:34,923 --> 00:18:36,643 Imagine her naked. 259 00:18:37,963 --> 00:18:40,483 There! Look at that. She's even smiling. 260 00:18:41,003 --> 00:18:43,323 And I bet we can put a bigger smile on her face. 261 00:18:53,203 --> 00:18:54,843 Look, he's got a hard-on. 262 00:18:54,923 --> 00:18:56,763 He does have a dick. 263 00:18:58,243 --> 00:18:59,483 A boner. 264 00:19:00,483 --> 00:19:03,843 Hey, Charly! Hey, what's wrong with you? Where are you going? 265 00:19:03,923 --> 00:19:07,123 Guess you can stop calling him Charly - No Dick now. 266 00:19:08,003 --> 00:19:09,003 Maybe she's right. 267 00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:11,003 They've always called me Charly - No Dick. 268 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,363 Now that they can see I have a dick, they make fun of me for that! 269 00:19:15,723 --> 00:19:17,803 But she smiled at you. Why did you run off? 270 00:19:17,883 --> 00:19:20,283 Because you've ruined my life yet again! 271 00:19:20,363 --> 00:19:22,043 At least I stood up like a man. 272 00:19:22,123 --> 00:19:23,443 -What about you? -I'm a nerd. 273 00:19:24,723 --> 00:19:27,123 I can't help it. I'm just shy. 274 00:19:27,203 --> 00:19:29,203 And it's the same thing every day. 275 00:19:30,163 --> 00:19:32,003 Believe me. I don't have it easy. 276 00:19:34,123 --> 00:19:37,483 I hate being the center of attention. I don't know how to talk to girls. 277 00:19:37,563 --> 00:19:39,683 And I'm horny the whole time! 278 00:19:58,123 --> 00:20:01,763 "Horny nerd gets hard-on on stage." 279 00:20:02,963 --> 00:20:04,163 And post. 280 00:20:04,243 --> 00:20:06,683 It's not that bad. 281 00:20:06,763 --> 00:20:10,443 No, it's really bad! How can I show my face at school tomorrow? 282 00:20:10,523 --> 00:20:13,803 -People think I'm a pervert or something. -Oh my God, Charly. 283 00:20:13,883 --> 00:20:16,443 Marlene posted a video, and it's gone viral. 284 00:20:16,523 --> 00:20:19,083 -"Horny nerd"-- -Can we just not talk about it? 285 00:20:19,163 --> 00:20:20,643 -No, take a look. -Please! 286 00:20:47,883 --> 00:20:49,603 You're really tense. 287 00:20:51,443 --> 00:20:55,723 And your muscles have really grown. 288 00:20:55,803 --> 00:20:58,843 Believe me, baby. That's not the only thing growing here. 289 00:21:09,403 --> 00:21:11,163 Say something! 290 00:21:11,243 --> 00:21:12,923 Didn't you want to tell me something? 291 00:21:16,803 --> 00:21:19,523 Do you… 292 00:21:22,923 --> 00:21:24,243 want to sleep with me? 293 00:21:24,323 --> 00:21:26,883 Yes! 294 00:21:26,963 --> 00:21:28,523 Yes, yes, yes! 295 00:21:28,603 --> 00:21:30,003 No. Nah. 296 00:21:30,643 --> 00:21:31,603 -Nah? -Nah. 297 00:21:31,683 --> 00:21:32,963 -Yes. Nah. -Nah. 298 00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:35,523 -Yes, nah. That would be really weird. -Yes. 299 00:21:35,603 --> 00:21:36,803 Yes. Nah. 300 00:21:36,883 --> 00:21:39,603 Would you just excuse me a moment? 301 00:21:39,683 --> 00:21:40,523 Yeah, sure. 302 00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:41,483 Yeah. 303 00:21:44,683 --> 00:21:46,963 What are you doing? Are you crazy? 304 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:51,083 -That was the perfect opportunity! -As if. 305 00:21:51,163 --> 00:21:52,603 She's my best friend. 306 00:21:52,683 --> 00:21:56,123 I can't do it for the first time with her. That's incest. 307 00:21:56,203 --> 00:21:58,763 "Your muscles have grown." Are you serious? 308 00:22:00,323 --> 00:22:03,323 Strange. That usually works. 309 00:22:03,403 --> 00:22:05,083 How am I supposed to go back out? 310 00:22:05,163 --> 00:22:07,283 Honey, don't you think you're overreacting? 311 00:22:07,363 --> 00:22:09,523 Overreacting? I've known her since kindergarten! 312 00:22:09,603 --> 00:22:11,403 Sure, but it's not like you're related! 313 00:22:11,483 --> 00:22:14,003 What am I supposed to do? Go over and say, "Hey, sorry." 314 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,963 "My talking vagina wanted me to ask you if you'd sleep with me." 315 00:22:17,043 --> 00:22:19,643 It's called a vulva, sweetie. Who cares if he understands. 316 00:22:19,723 --> 00:22:21,883 I don't even believe it. Why would she? 317 00:22:21,963 --> 00:22:23,483 Okay. So, a hand job, then? 318 00:22:23,563 --> 00:22:25,123 Oh, this is all too much! 319 00:22:26,883 --> 00:22:28,323 Hey. I… 320 00:22:28,403 --> 00:22:30,203 I have to go, sadly. 321 00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:31,963 -Yes. -Really. Okay, yeah. 322 00:22:35,483 --> 00:22:37,883 -So, see you tomorrow. -See you tomorrow. 323 00:22:45,483 --> 00:22:46,843 Just do what I tell you, 324 00:22:46,923 --> 00:22:49,523 and I promise you, your whole life will change! 325 00:22:50,123 --> 00:22:52,043 What if I lose her because of it? 326 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:55,403 -She's all I've got. -So what? 327 00:22:55,483 --> 00:22:58,043 At least you'd get a grade A training pussy. 328 00:22:58,123 --> 00:23:00,523 Stop. Don't talk about Paula like that, or… 329 00:23:00,603 --> 00:23:01,563 Or what? 330 00:23:02,523 --> 00:23:03,683 Or the deal's off. 331 00:23:05,643 --> 00:23:06,563 Keep talking. 332 00:23:07,163 --> 00:23:10,803 So long as Paula stays off-limits and I pass my exams, I'll go for it. 333 00:23:10,883 --> 00:23:13,923 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'll listen to my dick. 334 00:23:14,003 --> 00:23:16,963 -You won't regret this. -Yeah, I already am. 335 00:23:17,043 --> 00:23:18,243 Give me five, partner. 336 00:23:24,323 --> 00:23:25,163 Not like that. 337 00:23:25,683 --> 00:23:27,123 Yeah, thanks. 338 00:23:29,643 --> 00:23:31,563 -Morning. -Good morning, honey. 339 00:23:32,163 --> 00:23:33,323 Where's Dad? 340 00:23:33,403 --> 00:23:35,603 Don't know. He needs some time for himself. 341 00:23:37,323 --> 00:23:38,723 What are you doing? 342 00:23:39,523 --> 00:23:40,523 Swiping. 343 00:23:41,123 --> 00:23:42,323 I can see that. 344 00:23:42,403 --> 00:23:46,443 -Would you like some breakfast? -No, I seem to have lost my appetite. 345 00:24:20,283 --> 00:24:21,163 We need to talk. 346 00:24:21,923 --> 00:24:23,883 Yeah, sure. I just have to finish up here. 347 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,083 No, now! 348 00:24:28,883 --> 00:24:30,163 What's up? 349 00:24:36,283 --> 00:24:37,163 What's up with Mom? 350 00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:39,163 I have no idea. 351 00:24:40,643 --> 00:24:42,043 And why are you here? 352 00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:45,603 Mom needs some space, so I'm giving it to her. 353 00:24:45,683 --> 00:24:47,003 How's she doing? 354 00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:48,803 She's downloaded some dating app. 355 00:24:48,883 --> 00:24:49,923 A dating app? 356 00:24:51,763 --> 00:24:53,803 -That doesn't sound good. -No, it doesn't! 357 00:24:55,523 --> 00:24:57,483 -And how are you? -Not good! 358 00:24:58,843 --> 00:25:00,523 -How come? -It's complicated. 359 00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:08,123 Do something! 360 00:25:08,643 --> 00:25:11,123 -What do you want me to do? -Win her back? 361 00:25:11,723 --> 00:25:14,083 Invest in some fashionable underwear? What do I know? 362 00:25:19,723 --> 00:25:20,963 -Hey. -What's going on? 363 00:25:21,043 --> 00:25:22,443 Hey, cool video. 364 00:25:25,523 --> 00:25:26,763 -There he is! -Hey! 365 00:25:26,843 --> 00:25:29,563 -Hey, can we make a TikTok? -Yes, please! Let's make one. 366 00:25:29,643 --> 00:25:30,563 Leave me alone! 367 00:25:31,603 --> 00:25:34,843 Hey, what's your problem, bro? I thought what you did was nice. 368 00:25:35,363 --> 00:25:36,283 Take a look. 369 00:25:37,443 --> 00:25:39,363 And I'm horny all the time! 370 00:25:40,443 --> 00:25:42,883 We've all had embarrassing moments like these. 371 00:25:42,963 --> 00:25:44,683 But how many of us can say 372 00:25:44,763 --> 00:25:47,363 we were brave enough to stand up for ourselves? 373 00:25:47,883 --> 00:25:51,363 Whoever that guy is, he should be an inspiration to us all. 374 00:25:51,443 --> 00:25:53,083 I stand with Boner Boy. 375 00:25:53,163 --> 00:25:56,043 Look, you're a star! I told you! 376 00:25:56,123 --> 00:25:57,723 You've got to just trust me! 377 00:26:00,883 --> 00:26:03,763 Oh my God. Amy Speaks is talking about your video. 378 00:26:03,843 --> 00:26:07,043 10,000 reposts already. You're TikTok famous. 379 00:26:07,123 --> 00:26:09,603 Charly's going viral, though not in the way you wanted. 380 00:26:10,723 --> 00:26:13,323 -Boner Boy! -Did you hear about it? 381 00:26:15,083 --> 00:26:16,843 He kind of has potential. 382 00:26:21,203 --> 00:26:22,483 Thanks. I have to… 383 00:26:23,003 --> 00:26:25,403 -Great move! -I have class. Sorry. 384 00:26:27,203 --> 00:26:28,803 Listen up. About last night, I hope-- 385 00:26:28,883 --> 00:26:31,283 No, don't worry about it. Really. Later, bro. 386 00:26:33,203 --> 00:26:34,843 -Bro? -Boner Boy! 387 00:26:38,043 --> 00:26:40,443 -Please, Charly. One picture. -I have to get to class. 388 00:26:40,523 --> 00:26:42,603 -A selfie. Come on. -Cool, a selfie. 389 00:26:44,523 --> 00:26:46,963 -Thanks. -Thanks. Oh my God! Thanks. 390 00:26:48,043 --> 00:26:49,643 Why, hello! 391 00:26:51,483 --> 00:26:52,843 I'm so sorry. 392 00:26:52,923 --> 00:26:54,483 You're Charly, non? 393 00:26:54,563 --> 00:26:57,683 -Yes. How do you know? -Everyone's talking about you. 394 00:26:59,123 --> 00:27:03,323 My name is Françoise, and I don't really know my way around yet. 395 00:27:04,283 --> 00:27:08,323 I thought maybe you could show me around town? Tomorrow night? 396 00:27:08,403 --> 00:27:09,483 I'm blowing my load! 397 00:27:09,563 --> 00:27:11,443 -No! -Not really, you dumbass. 398 00:27:12,003 --> 00:27:12,883 No? 399 00:27:14,403 --> 00:27:16,003 -Too bad. -We can salvage this. 400 00:27:16,083 --> 00:27:18,443 -Ask her to go out with you. -Françoise. 401 00:27:19,123 --> 00:27:23,083 What I meant to say was, no, you can't ask me that. I wanted to ask you first. 402 00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:25,243 Huh? Oh God, you're such a loser. 403 00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:28,403 But it worked! 404 00:27:28,483 --> 00:27:29,723 -Okay. -Awesome! 405 00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:33,403 Boring. 406 00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:37,203 Stop wasting our time. He had his chance. 407 00:27:39,763 --> 00:27:41,763 Hello, apple butt! 408 00:27:41,843 --> 00:27:44,843 I could definitely work with that. Yummy! 409 00:27:45,843 --> 00:27:48,923 Hey, wrong way. Where are you going? 410 00:27:49,523 --> 00:27:51,363 Anyone would thank their lucky stars 411 00:27:51,443 --> 00:27:53,923 for the chance to sleep with someone like you. 412 00:27:54,003 --> 00:27:55,643 You just have to let them. 413 00:27:55,723 --> 00:27:57,843 -But I don't want just anyone! -Paula, wise up. 414 00:27:57,923 --> 00:28:00,643 -Fulfillment comes from getting filled. -Just leave me alone. 415 00:28:01,683 --> 00:28:03,283 This is about that guy. 416 00:28:03,363 --> 00:28:04,483 What? No. 417 00:28:04,563 --> 00:28:05,443 Of course. 418 00:28:05,523 --> 00:28:07,643 The guy you met on vacation two years ago. 419 00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:12,443 He suddenly appeared in front of you. 420 00:28:13,003 --> 00:28:17,243 Costa! Him and his little Costa, which was anything but little. 421 00:28:17,323 --> 00:28:18,363 How are you? 422 00:28:19,363 --> 00:28:20,923 -Hi. -German? 423 00:28:21,523 --> 00:28:24,443 -Yeah. -We're having a beach party later. 424 00:28:25,483 --> 00:28:27,243 I'd love it if you could come by. 425 00:28:29,363 --> 00:28:30,283 See you later, then. 426 00:28:30,363 --> 00:28:31,363 See you. 427 00:28:31,883 --> 00:28:34,803 That was the first time that you were interested in a guy. 428 00:28:34,883 --> 00:28:37,883 And he was perfect with his buns of steel. 429 00:29:20,283 --> 00:29:21,163 What's wrong? 430 00:29:23,243 --> 00:29:25,563 I just thought of my dad. 431 00:29:26,123 --> 00:29:27,643 This was our song. 432 00:29:27,723 --> 00:29:29,803 What's wrong with you? 433 00:29:31,043 --> 00:29:32,763 You feel weird down there anyway. 434 00:29:42,443 --> 00:29:44,483 And you ignore me because of that asshole? 435 00:29:44,563 --> 00:29:45,603 Hey, that's not true. 436 00:29:45,683 --> 00:29:48,563 You think he was right. Have you ever really looked at me? 437 00:29:49,323 --> 00:29:51,043 Can we please change the subject? 438 00:29:51,563 --> 00:29:55,043 Let's get back to basics and do something that's long overdue. 439 00:29:55,563 --> 00:29:58,123 The Kama Sutra is an ancient Indian text in Sanskrit 440 00:29:58,203 --> 00:30:01,443 about sexuality, eroticism, and emotional fulfillment. 441 00:30:01,523 --> 00:30:02,763 Do you have a hand mirror? 442 00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:06,003 …an introduction to the 36 sex positions… 443 00:30:06,083 --> 00:30:07,323 What are you doing? 444 00:30:09,603 --> 00:30:11,643 Have you… 445 00:30:11,723 --> 00:30:13,803 No! Of course not. 446 00:30:13,883 --> 00:30:15,163 I'm ten. 447 00:30:17,763 --> 00:30:18,643 Right. 448 00:30:19,763 --> 00:30:21,083 Are you going on a safari? 449 00:30:29,803 --> 00:30:32,643 Okay, you absolutely need a new haircut for our date tomorrow. 450 00:30:33,163 --> 00:30:35,563 -Why? What's wrong with my haircut? -No, not up there. 451 00:30:35,643 --> 00:30:39,203 A little penis advice. Shave it all off, and I look bigger. 452 00:30:39,723 --> 00:30:42,643 -I don't think I can do it. -Come on. Stop being dramatic. 453 00:30:42,723 --> 00:30:43,603 Pants down. 454 00:30:48,203 --> 00:30:49,203 Mirror, please. 455 00:30:52,563 --> 00:30:53,723 Okay. 456 00:30:57,923 --> 00:30:58,763 And? 457 00:30:59,323 --> 00:31:00,163 I mean, 458 00:31:00,763 --> 00:31:02,883 you're not exactly pretty. 459 00:31:02,963 --> 00:31:04,563 -You're the ugly one! -Dude! 460 00:31:05,843 --> 00:31:08,763 What? Charly, are you serious? You can't wear that. 461 00:31:08,843 --> 00:31:11,603 I'm like your gift to Françoise. 462 00:31:11,683 --> 00:31:15,443 So make sure I'm nicely wrapped, yeah? Presentation matters. 463 00:31:15,523 --> 00:31:19,323 Imagine how excited she'll be when she unwraps me. 464 00:31:20,123 --> 00:31:21,923 -Oh yes. -Oh yes. 465 00:31:22,003 --> 00:31:25,883 And now imagine how excited she'll be when she unwraps me out of that thing. 466 00:31:30,563 --> 00:31:32,203 -Yes. -First shave. 467 00:31:32,283 --> 00:31:33,283 Then go shopping. 468 00:31:34,363 --> 00:31:37,003 Seriously, how many vulvas have you seen in your life? 469 00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:38,163 None, but-- 470 00:31:38,243 --> 00:31:41,563 -So you have nothing to compare me to. -Sure, I guess, but… 471 00:31:45,843 --> 00:31:48,323 Did you just project 50 vagina into my head? 472 00:31:48,403 --> 00:31:49,323 Thirty-eight. 473 00:31:49,403 --> 00:31:52,363 And the plural of vagina is vaginas. But anyway, those are vulvas. 474 00:31:52,443 --> 00:31:53,883 Self-love, sweetie. 475 00:31:53,963 --> 00:31:55,363 Okay, real slow, yes? 476 00:31:55,443 --> 00:31:56,443 Pick me up, okay. 477 00:31:56,523 --> 00:31:58,163 Hold me gently. Good, okay. 478 00:31:58,243 --> 00:32:00,683 -Extra careful now. -Why? 479 00:32:01,323 --> 00:32:02,163 Because… 480 00:32:03,483 --> 00:32:04,483 You'll see. 481 00:32:04,563 --> 00:32:06,523 I'll see? I'm being careful. 482 00:32:07,883 --> 00:32:09,163 My babies! 483 00:32:11,123 --> 00:32:12,483 Is that my razor? 484 00:32:13,163 --> 00:32:16,203 Why don't you shave in the shower? Like normal people. 485 00:32:16,283 --> 00:32:18,523 She's got to be kidding! They'll squeeze me. 486 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,323 -Look at me, people. I need space. -They're too tight. 487 00:32:21,843 --> 00:32:23,163 Stop distracting me. 488 00:32:25,203 --> 00:32:28,523 You know, your father and I, we've just grown apart. 489 00:32:29,043 --> 00:32:31,443 I've given my whole life to this family. 490 00:32:31,523 --> 00:32:33,443 Now it's finally my turn. 491 00:32:37,283 --> 00:32:38,843 He sent me an eggplant. 492 00:32:38,923 --> 00:32:40,603 -What? -On the dating app. 493 00:32:40,683 --> 00:32:43,003 It's so romantic. I think he wants to cook together. 494 00:32:43,083 --> 00:32:44,523 I think it means… 495 00:32:44,603 --> 00:32:47,923 It's been a while since I had a big, fat, really juicy eggplant. 496 00:32:48,963 --> 00:32:50,923 Even your mom gets more action than you do! 497 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:54,403 The poor guy's sad I haven't replied. The eggplant's crying now. 498 00:32:57,123 --> 00:32:59,923 I can't remember the last time your dad cried. 499 00:33:01,443 --> 00:33:04,083 -Oh, I love those. -No way. 500 00:33:06,843 --> 00:33:08,723 Okay, and now touch me. 501 00:33:17,283 --> 00:33:18,563 What the hell is that? 502 00:33:18,643 --> 00:33:21,483 This is all made for men! Typical. 503 00:33:21,563 --> 00:33:23,323 It's not doing anything at all for me. 504 00:33:23,403 --> 00:33:25,083 Okay. Let's try this. 505 00:33:25,163 --> 00:33:26,123 Close your eyes. 506 00:33:27,483 --> 00:33:31,043 Give me a few details. Who's the guy? Constantin? 507 00:33:31,123 --> 00:33:33,643 -No, he was with Marlene. -Forget about Marlene. 508 00:33:33,723 --> 00:33:37,123 Pick the most popular guy in school, and you can have anyone you like. 509 00:33:37,203 --> 00:33:39,803 Oldest trick in the book. Showerhead, please. 510 00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:01,123 I need a really long icicle. 511 00:34:11,043 --> 00:34:13,683 Look at all those magic wands. 512 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,043 This is what we need. 513 00:34:22,923 --> 00:34:25,963 No idea what that is, but yes! 514 00:34:26,763 --> 00:34:30,003 -Oh my God! We need that! -No! Who would I wear that for? 515 00:34:30,963 --> 00:34:33,643 Stop thinking. I'm thinking for both of us now. 516 00:34:33,723 --> 00:34:35,643 I need it! 517 00:34:36,443 --> 00:34:39,323 I knew we were sex goddesses! 518 00:34:39,403 --> 00:34:42,083 Just one thing. The fabric's clinging to my lips. 519 00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:43,723 One size up would be great. 520 00:34:43,803 --> 00:34:47,043 Though I have to say, our tits look fantastic! 521 00:34:47,123 --> 00:34:48,123 Yes, I'll do it. 522 00:34:48,203 --> 00:34:49,803 And thanks. 523 00:34:49,883 --> 00:34:50,963 My pleasure. 524 00:35:06,003 --> 00:35:08,123 Hello, tight buns. 525 00:35:11,083 --> 00:35:13,203 No, thanks. Just put it in. 526 00:35:14,563 --> 00:35:16,283 My vagina is numb. 527 00:35:16,363 --> 00:35:18,723 I think they ripped something down there. 528 00:35:19,363 --> 00:35:21,603 Imagine giving birth. Oh God. 529 00:35:24,443 --> 00:35:26,443 Is that Paula? 530 00:35:28,403 --> 00:35:29,483 What is she wearing? 531 00:35:34,963 --> 00:35:36,483 -What a bitch! -What a bitch! 532 00:35:37,163 --> 00:35:39,563 Okay, I'm ready. Get yourself comfortable. 533 00:35:40,443 --> 00:35:41,363 Turn it on. 534 00:35:42,603 --> 00:35:43,643 Get ready. 535 00:35:45,883 --> 00:35:47,723 And go. 536 00:36:24,403 --> 00:36:25,243 Again? 537 00:36:26,683 --> 00:36:29,043 "Amy Speaks." What's it about? 538 00:36:29,123 --> 00:36:32,763 Honestly, I have no idea. Everything's been so crazy since the performance. 539 00:36:32,843 --> 00:36:35,283 Just start with a small kiss. On the neck is best. 540 00:36:35,363 --> 00:36:36,483 I'm totally squished. 541 00:36:36,563 --> 00:36:38,723 Going shopping with your mom was a bad move. 542 00:36:38,803 --> 00:36:41,283 He's touching himself. Touch me too. Say something hot. 543 00:36:41,363 --> 00:36:44,363 Well, at least you're not Charly - No Dick anymore. 544 00:36:44,443 --> 00:36:46,003 -Right. -You call that hot? 545 00:36:46,523 --> 00:36:47,563 Anyway… 546 00:36:51,883 --> 00:36:55,723 I also wanted to apologize for reacting so weirdly when you asked if we… 547 00:36:55,803 --> 00:36:57,043 -Oh, right. Pfft. -You know… 548 00:36:57,123 --> 00:36:58,243 No, not "pfft." 549 00:36:58,323 --> 00:37:00,283 -It's not that I don't want to. -We want to! 550 00:37:00,363 --> 00:37:01,843 -Let's not talk about it. -Right! 551 00:37:01,923 --> 00:37:04,163 Let's just do it. Here, now, under the stars! 552 00:37:04,243 --> 00:37:06,443 You're important to me. I don't want to lose you. 553 00:37:06,523 --> 00:37:08,163 -Of course. -No! Huh? 554 00:37:08,243 --> 00:37:09,403 -Ditto. -What? 555 00:37:09,923 --> 00:37:11,323 Oh, come on! 556 00:37:11,843 --> 00:37:12,763 Man! 557 00:37:14,803 --> 00:37:15,763 Oh man. 558 00:37:21,563 --> 00:37:23,083 Something's different about you. 559 00:37:23,603 --> 00:37:25,963 Did you get your hair cut or something? 560 00:37:26,763 --> 00:37:27,603 No. 561 00:37:27,683 --> 00:37:29,323 I could swear something's changed. 562 00:38:17,243 --> 00:38:18,363 Sweet. 563 00:38:18,443 --> 00:38:19,483 Girls. 564 00:38:19,563 --> 00:38:24,123 It's like a whole new world. I came five times in a row. 565 00:38:24,203 --> 00:38:25,443 Again and again. 566 00:38:26,243 --> 00:38:28,243 We are so lucky. 567 00:38:37,923 --> 00:38:39,643 See? We told you. 568 00:38:40,163 --> 00:38:41,563 I didn't want to say anything, 569 00:38:41,643 --> 00:38:44,403 but she definitely gave the guy in the sex shop a blow job. 570 00:38:47,603 --> 00:38:49,963 One time, I got a boner 571 00:38:50,843 --> 00:38:52,803 from looking at two ripe oranges. 572 00:38:53,443 --> 00:38:55,563 They reminded me of my Spanish teacher. 573 00:38:55,643 --> 00:38:57,603 Sometimes I get a boner when I'm on the bus 574 00:38:57,683 --> 00:38:59,243 because the seat vibrates. 575 00:38:59,323 --> 00:39:01,003 I call it a bus boner. 576 00:39:01,083 --> 00:39:03,283 Sometimes I get a boner when the sun shines on my crotch. 577 00:39:03,363 --> 00:39:04,643 Sometimes I get… 578 00:39:05,283 --> 00:39:08,243 Hold on. Why are we all talking about dicks? 579 00:39:08,323 --> 00:39:09,803 It's just not funny. 580 00:39:09,883 --> 00:39:13,283 I mean, sometimes I have to walk around for hours with my hand in my pants. 581 00:39:13,803 --> 00:39:15,643 It feels like everyone's staring at me. 582 00:39:15,723 --> 00:39:18,523 To be honest, I don't even understand most of my erections. 583 00:39:18,603 --> 00:39:21,683 I'll just be chilling at my grandpa's, where nothing is sexy, 584 00:39:21,763 --> 00:39:23,243 and I just get a hard-on. 585 00:39:23,323 --> 00:39:25,043 Sometimes it's just really weird. 586 00:39:25,123 --> 00:39:27,443 Hey, Digger. No one's interested in your boner. 587 00:39:27,523 --> 00:39:30,603 See what we started? You're an actual role model. You can-- 588 00:39:33,323 --> 00:39:36,883 I wanted to ask you something. I'm having a party this weekend. 589 00:39:36,963 --> 00:39:39,203 Yeah, I heard. Everyone's talking about it. 590 00:39:39,283 --> 00:39:40,763 Exactly. It's gonna be amazing. 591 00:39:41,363 --> 00:39:44,203 Marlene's into Charly. Crazy. Who'd have thought? 592 00:39:44,283 --> 00:39:46,323 Bullcrap. She's invited everyone. 593 00:39:46,403 --> 00:39:47,643 Yeah, except you. 594 00:39:48,603 --> 00:39:51,763 If you have time, I'd love it if you could come by. 595 00:39:51,843 --> 00:39:53,563 -Yes? -Sure, I'd love to. 596 00:39:54,363 --> 00:39:55,483 So see you then. 597 00:39:56,083 --> 00:40:00,123 I could just squeeze out a little tear. Dude, I'm so proud of you, man. 598 00:40:00,203 --> 00:40:02,323 Two babes! You know what that means? 599 00:40:02,403 --> 00:40:04,043 That I have a huge problem. 600 00:40:06,163 --> 00:40:08,363 -You trying to make Constantin jealous? -No. 601 00:40:09,243 --> 00:40:10,683 I think Charly's really sweet. 602 00:40:16,443 --> 00:40:18,683 Dad. How much longer are you going to live here? 603 00:40:20,203 --> 00:40:22,003 -He's always eavesdropping. -What? 604 00:40:22,083 --> 00:40:24,763 -The new guy. The gardener. -What? 605 00:40:26,603 --> 00:40:29,123 -I have a problem. I need to talk to you. -Okay. Shoot. 606 00:40:29,723 --> 00:40:32,483 This French exchange student asked me on a date. 607 00:40:32,563 --> 00:40:34,323 Doesn't sound like a problem to me. 608 00:40:35,203 --> 00:40:38,323 Excuse me? I'm talking to my son, yeah? 609 00:40:41,523 --> 00:40:42,523 And? 610 00:40:42,603 --> 00:40:46,243 The coolest girl at school invited me to her party on the same day. 611 00:40:48,523 --> 00:40:50,843 Do you like one more than the other? 612 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:52,523 No. 613 00:40:53,443 --> 00:40:54,563 Then it's really simple. 614 00:40:54,643 --> 00:40:56,963 Take the exchange student to the other girl's party. 615 00:40:57,043 --> 00:40:58,603 Yeah, but, Dad-- 616 00:40:58,683 --> 00:41:01,363 I once went out with a girl and her sister at the same time. 617 00:41:04,043 --> 00:41:06,803 -That's what I'm talking about. -He asked us for advice. 618 00:41:07,323 --> 00:41:09,483 He asked me for advice. Me! 619 00:41:10,003 --> 00:41:12,123 -No reason to yell at me. -I'm not yelling. 620 00:41:12,203 --> 00:41:15,443 -Now you're getting aggressive. -I'm not being aggressive. 621 00:41:15,523 --> 00:41:18,683 Maybe you should get some anger management therapy. 622 00:41:18,763 --> 00:41:20,923 Why would I do that kind of therapy? Why? 623 00:41:22,323 --> 00:41:25,443 -You live in your office. -Absolute nonsense! 624 00:41:25,523 --> 00:41:26,443 We can see you. 625 00:41:27,043 --> 00:41:29,563 -When? -In the evenings, when you dance. 626 00:41:32,723 --> 00:41:34,043 You watch me? 627 00:41:34,123 --> 00:41:38,643 Yes, me and Maggie from the kitchen. Alexander, the trash guy. 628 00:41:40,323 --> 00:41:41,243 Everyone. 629 00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:47,243 Okay, stay cool. 630 00:41:50,763 --> 00:41:53,003 You going to Marlene's birthday party? 631 00:41:53,883 --> 00:41:55,443 -Yes. Yes, of course. -Yes? 632 00:41:57,363 --> 00:42:01,323 I thought maybe we could go together if you'd like. 633 00:42:01,403 --> 00:42:02,723 And wet! 634 00:42:04,243 --> 00:42:06,123 -Yeah. I'd like that, yes. Sure. -Yes? 635 00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:09,683 -Okay, cool. So then, see you then. -Okay. 636 00:42:11,003 --> 00:42:12,683 Oh my God. What just happened? 637 00:42:12,763 --> 00:42:14,603 We are so going to nail that guy. 638 00:42:18,683 --> 00:42:20,083 What was that about, Master? 639 00:42:21,123 --> 00:42:21,963 What? 640 00:42:23,003 --> 00:42:24,123 She's really sweet. 641 00:42:26,283 --> 00:42:27,243 Don't you think? 642 00:42:31,843 --> 00:42:32,683 Yes, come in. 643 00:42:44,203 --> 00:42:46,723 Take a seat. I'll be with you in a minute. 644 00:43:33,163 --> 00:43:36,363 Tell me, do you usually work this late? 645 00:43:42,683 --> 00:43:43,523 Yes. 646 00:43:44,083 --> 00:43:47,283 Yes, lots to do. 647 00:43:48,363 --> 00:43:49,603 Even on the weekend? 648 00:43:54,683 --> 00:43:58,283 You do know that you're not allowed to sleep here, right? 649 00:44:00,163 --> 00:44:01,003 Of course. 650 00:44:34,603 --> 00:44:36,163 Phoebe, I need your help. 651 00:44:36,723 --> 00:44:38,323 Do you need to dispose of a corpse? 652 00:44:39,603 --> 00:44:42,203 What? No! I have a date. 653 00:44:45,203 --> 00:44:49,203 -You look amazing, by the way. -Oh, thanks. I was bored. 654 00:44:49,283 --> 00:44:50,123 Chic. 655 00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:54,043 -So here we are. -Here we are. 656 00:44:56,163 --> 00:44:59,523 -Why do you ring the bell at your place? -This isn't my place. 657 00:44:59,603 --> 00:45:01,763 Charly! You're here. 658 00:45:01,843 --> 00:45:03,923 And you brought someone. How nice. 659 00:45:05,403 --> 00:45:07,003 Right. Come on in. 660 00:45:07,523 --> 00:45:09,483 Two girls fighting over us. 661 00:45:10,603 --> 00:45:13,203 Two girls! That's four tits, two vaginas, 662 00:45:13,283 --> 00:45:16,563 four nipples, two tongues, four lips, twenty toes, four kneecaps. 663 00:45:16,643 --> 00:45:17,803 Get him away! 664 00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:20,403 -Mr. Fluffles. -Get him away! 665 00:45:20,483 --> 00:45:21,523 He's such a sweetie. 666 00:45:22,403 --> 00:45:24,403 -Find some other balls! -He really likes you. 667 00:45:24,483 --> 00:45:26,043 Help! Scat, shoo! 668 00:45:26,723 --> 00:45:27,883 Oh, he heard me. 669 00:45:28,523 --> 00:45:31,243 -Out, Mr. Fluffles. -Okay, that was close. 670 00:45:33,123 --> 00:45:34,403 We're losing her. 671 00:45:34,483 --> 00:45:37,123 That's not good. We have to distract her. 672 00:45:38,563 --> 00:45:40,203 -It's a party? -Quick! Say something! 673 00:45:41,003 --> 00:45:42,683 -Yes. -Be a little more imaginative. 674 00:45:42,763 --> 00:45:44,323 -Cool. -Ask her a question. 675 00:45:45,163 --> 00:45:46,923 -Want a drink? -Not that question. 676 00:45:47,003 --> 00:45:48,123 -Shots? -What? 677 00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:49,323 -Join me? -No, Charly. 678 00:45:49,403 --> 00:45:51,443 Alcohol really won't improve my performance. 679 00:45:51,523 --> 00:45:53,003 Charly. No! 680 00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:54,403 -Charly! -Sure. 681 00:46:09,483 --> 00:46:12,523 This is it, the moment we've been waiting for. 682 00:46:14,403 --> 00:46:18,043 -And his hand is so close to your tit. -Looks like there's a new Marlene in town. 683 00:46:18,123 --> 00:46:19,403 Everyone's looking at us. 684 00:46:20,563 --> 00:46:21,403 Slut. 685 00:46:21,483 --> 00:46:23,843 They love us. We look amazing. 686 00:46:29,523 --> 00:46:30,723 How are things? 687 00:46:31,523 --> 00:46:32,843 Wanna get a drink? 688 00:46:34,363 --> 00:46:35,243 Great. 689 00:46:36,003 --> 00:46:37,843 Focus, Paula. 690 00:46:38,363 --> 00:46:40,123 Our stallion's heading this way. 691 00:46:52,403 --> 00:46:53,243 What? 692 00:46:53,323 --> 00:46:54,643 I said… 693 00:47:01,643 --> 00:47:03,963 You have the sexiest tits I've ever seen. 694 00:47:04,483 --> 00:47:05,683 Thanks. 695 00:47:07,243 --> 00:47:09,603 You look so damn good. Where've you been all my life? 696 00:47:09,683 --> 00:47:12,043 -Keep talking, baby. -Right here. 697 00:47:12,123 --> 00:47:14,203 Maybe you just never looked close enough. 698 00:47:14,283 --> 00:47:15,803 -Those lips! -To us. 699 00:47:17,163 --> 00:47:19,043 Awesome. What can I say? I'm so proud of you! 700 00:47:19,123 --> 00:47:21,043 I couldn't have done it better myself. 701 00:47:23,043 --> 00:47:24,283 Well, hello. 702 00:47:27,483 --> 00:47:30,803 Why don't you get us another really good drink, 703 00:47:30,883 --> 00:47:32,523 and I'll be right back? 704 00:47:32,603 --> 00:47:34,083 Whatever you want, my queen. 705 00:47:37,643 --> 00:47:38,643 -And? -And? 706 00:47:41,723 --> 00:47:44,563 Ladies, I'm dick enough for both of you. 707 00:47:50,363 --> 00:47:51,323 Threesome! 708 00:47:56,883 --> 00:47:59,723 Give me an S! Give me an E! Give me an X! 709 00:47:59,803 --> 00:48:01,043 I want sex! 710 00:48:05,763 --> 00:48:09,243 We're getting laid tonight, tonight 711 00:48:09,323 --> 00:48:12,363 We're going to fool around All night, all night! 712 00:48:12,443 --> 00:48:14,483 'Cause I want to have fun! 713 00:48:15,003 --> 00:48:16,243 -Occupied! -Occupied! 714 00:48:17,843 --> 00:48:21,443 Constantin of all people. At Marlene's party! Pretty brazen. 715 00:48:21,523 --> 00:48:24,763 I mean, what did you expect? The outfit? The sex shop? 716 00:48:25,803 --> 00:48:28,403 -Paula must be a hooker. -Sex worker. 717 00:48:28,923 --> 00:48:32,443 That would explain why she went down on the sex shop guy. 718 00:48:32,523 --> 00:48:34,323 I bet Constantin is just her appetizer. 719 00:48:34,403 --> 00:48:36,843 Who knows how many blow jobs she'll give tonight. 720 00:48:36,923 --> 00:48:38,243 Double figures, at least. 721 00:48:38,323 --> 00:48:40,283 How much do you think she gets by the hour? 722 00:48:40,363 --> 00:48:41,883 Double figures, max. 723 00:48:56,603 --> 00:48:58,643 Now everyone thinks I'm a slut because of you. 724 00:48:58,723 --> 00:49:00,883 Nonsense! Because of me, you're the star tonight. 725 00:49:00,963 --> 00:49:02,603 Paula! There you are. 726 00:49:02,683 --> 00:49:03,563 Cupcake. 727 00:49:03,643 --> 00:49:05,963 -I think I want to leave now. -What? 728 00:49:06,043 --> 00:49:06,883 What? 729 00:49:07,963 --> 00:49:08,883 What happened? 730 00:49:08,963 --> 00:49:11,163 -Don't back out now. -I'm not. 731 00:49:11,923 --> 00:49:13,163 It doesn't matter… 732 00:49:14,843 --> 00:49:15,763 Hey, come on. 733 00:49:17,243 --> 00:49:20,603 You can't go home when you're feeling this sad, Paula. Let's talk about it. 734 00:49:23,323 --> 00:49:25,363 Paula, it's happening! 735 00:49:28,603 --> 00:49:30,123 Yes! 736 00:49:30,203 --> 00:49:32,923 -I don't think we should be in here. -Yes, we should. 737 00:49:33,003 --> 00:49:34,163 Sure, it's okay. 738 00:49:34,243 --> 00:49:35,443 -Yeah? -Yeah. 739 00:49:35,523 --> 00:49:36,363 Sit down. 740 00:49:37,523 --> 00:49:38,603 So, 741 00:49:40,243 --> 00:49:43,163 tell me, what happened? I mean… 742 00:49:48,043 --> 00:49:49,003 I… 743 00:49:49,603 --> 00:49:50,443 I… 744 00:49:52,043 --> 00:49:54,403 I have a kind of friend, and-- 745 00:49:56,923 --> 00:49:59,563 And I 746 00:50:00,923 --> 00:50:02,963 took her advice because I trusted her. 747 00:50:03,043 --> 00:50:05,363 And now everyone thinks I'm this skanky-- 748 00:50:11,003 --> 00:50:12,243 No, I mean it. I… 749 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:14,123 I'm not that kind of girl. 750 00:50:14,203 --> 00:50:16,403 But you're so hot. It's so… 751 00:50:17,883 --> 00:50:21,243 This is what we dreamed about. Lie back and enjoy. 752 00:50:30,043 --> 00:50:31,723 Maybe he's a little out of practice. 753 00:50:31,803 --> 00:50:34,403 Go on. Help him. What are you waiting for? Go for it. 754 00:50:36,603 --> 00:50:38,163 A pants worm. 755 00:50:44,963 --> 00:50:45,883 For real? 756 00:50:47,083 --> 00:50:47,923 My condolences. 757 00:50:59,923 --> 00:51:00,763 Fuck. 758 00:51:01,563 --> 00:51:02,403 Shit. 759 00:51:10,123 --> 00:51:11,163 Everything okay? 760 00:51:11,243 --> 00:51:13,203 Dude, nothing is okay. It's… 761 00:51:21,003 --> 00:51:23,563 Could you please not tell anyone? It's… 762 00:51:28,243 --> 00:51:30,203 it's just seriously embarrassing. 763 00:51:43,403 --> 00:51:44,243 I… 764 00:51:45,163 --> 00:51:46,483 I understand, okay? 765 00:51:47,163 --> 00:51:48,203 Rumors are shit. 766 00:51:51,683 --> 00:51:53,763 So you have nothing to worry about. 767 00:52:08,523 --> 00:52:10,563 I was so sure that would work. 768 00:52:10,643 --> 00:52:12,403 What? Don't look at me like that! 769 00:52:22,923 --> 00:52:24,763 I didn't look too bad in it. 770 00:52:28,683 --> 00:52:30,883 Were you just in the bedroom with Paula? 771 00:52:30,963 --> 00:52:35,003 Dude! Barely at the party for ten minutes, and he's already gotten laid. 772 00:52:35,083 --> 00:52:36,243 I didn't screw her. 773 00:52:37,203 --> 00:52:38,723 -She wanted to fuck me. -Paula? 774 00:52:39,603 --> 00:52:40,483 Really? 775 00:52:40,563 --> 00:52:42,203 And she's really into anal. 776 00:52:44,883 --> 00:52:47,283 So, Basti, you're gonna have to relinquish your crown. 777 00:52:48,323 --> 00:52:51,683 Yeah, there's a new anal queen in town. That takes some doing. 778 00:52:52,803 --> 00:52:56,003 Yeah, and the girl's a real sex addict. 779 00:52:56,603 --> 00:52:58,243 It's unbelievable. It's… 780 00:52:58,323 --> 00:52:59,563 Yes, Mr. Fluffles! 781 00:52:59,643 --> 00:53:01,563 Hello there. Good dog. 782 00:53:05,803 --> 00:53:07,363 When I was standing on stage, 783 00:53:07,963 --> 00:53:10,443 he just decided to come out and say hi to the world. 784 00:53:10,523 --> 00:53:12,643 Who am I to hold him back? Who? 785 00:53:12,723 --> 00:53:14,643 -You're a total inspiration. -Charly. 786 00:53:15,483 --> 00:53:17,563 -Paula! -Hey, the titty babe! 787 00:53:17,643 --> 00:53:19,043 This is my best friend. 788 00:53:19,123 --> 00:53:21,563 -This is Françoise, Marlene, Klaus. -Can I have a quick-- 789 00:53:21,643 --> 00:53:22,763 Robbie. 790 00:53:23,923 --> 00:53:25,763 What are you going on about? You're-- 791 00:53:26,523 --> 00:53:29,483 Yeah, I think you've had enough. 792 00:53:29,563 --> 00:53:32,483 No need to be jealous. There's enough of me to go around. 793 00:53:32,563 --> 00:53:33,483 Yeah, sure. 794 00:53:33,563 --> 00:53:36,923 Let go, dude. I don't need a training pussy like you. 795 00:53:40,563 --> 00:53:41,763 "Training pussy"? 796 00:53:42,523 --> 00:53:44,163 What a jerk! 797 00:53:53,963 --> 00:53:59,043 Boner Boy! 798 00:54:38,763 --> 00:54:40,123 See how cute you look. 799 00:54:42,163 --> 00:54:43,723 Last night was so special. 800 00:54:53,163 --> 00:54:54,003 Did we? 801 00:54:54,643 --> 00:54:55,683 The whole night. 802 00:54:59,003 --> 00:55:01,963 There's no way. It was my first time, and I can't remember? 803 00:55:02,043 --> 00:55:03,123 Me neither, bro. 804 00:55:03,203 --> 00:55:06,243 The first time is supposed to be special, and now I don't even know… 805 00:55:07,923 --> 00:55:08,763 Hold on. 806 00:55:14,803 --> 00:55:17,203 Weren't you supposed to disappear after my first time? 807 00:55:18,443 --> 00:55:21,923 If you don't remember, how am I supposed to remember? 808 00:55:22,003 --> 00:55:23,923 Maybe she's in the mood for a second round. 809 00:55:24,003 --> 00:55:26,123 Then you'll be rid of me. Promise. 810 00:55:27,803 --> 00:55:30,443 My parents are coming home early. You gotta go. 811 00:55:33,043 --> 00:55:36,563 Looks like the two of us will be hanging out for a while longer. 812 00:55:58,603 --> 00:56:01,043 Sabine, left foot on yellow. 813 00:56:05,403 --> 00:56:07,123 What exactly is going on here? 814 00:56:08,443 --> 00:56:09,563 Hi, honey. 815 00:56:12,363 --> 00:56:16,603 Just a little get-together with friends. Ran on a little longer than expected. 816 00:56:56,043 --> 00:56:57,363 Boner Boy! 817 00:56:59,123 --> 00:57:00,243 -Animal! -Respect. 818 00:57:00,923 --> 00:57:02,283 Nice job, man. 819 00:57:07,283 --> 00:57:08,923 See you during break, okay? 820 00:57:10,683 --> 00:57:13,083 See? That's what I'm talking about. 821 00:57:13,683 --> 00:57:16,443 Guess it's official now. I have a girlfriend. 822 00:57:16,523 --> 00:57:20,283 And not just any girlfriend. The hottest girl in school. 823 00:57:20,363 --> 00:57:22,123 I'd never leave you hanging, dude. 824 00:57:22,203 --> 00:57:23,363 A little penis joke. 825 00:57:23,883 --> 00:57:25,723 Feels good to be loved, right? 826 00:57:32,043 --> 00:57:33,843 Okay, so not "Françoise," then. 827 00:57:35,003 --> 00:57:37,763 We can give that another shot if it doesn't work out with Marlene. 828 00:57:40,963 --> 00:57:42,603 Or Paula! Exactly! 829 00:57:43,283 --> 00:57:46,083 CHARLY - HEY, PAULA, WHAT HAPPENED AT MARLENE'S PARTY? 830 00:57:47,043 --> 00:57:49,283 -Oh, look. It's the slut. -Oh no. 831 00:57:51,843 --> 00:57:54,163 -The slut. -She's such a slut. 832 00:57:54,683 --> 00:57:55,763 Hey, babe. 833 00:57:56,483 --> 00:57:57,363 Do I know you? 834 00:57:57,443 --> 00:57:59,403 Not yet, but you could get to know him. 835 00:58:00,683 --> 00:58:01,723 Dude! 836 00:58:03,123 --> 00:58:06,363 What's your problem? We could have had him. 837 00:58:07,363 --> 00:58:09,803 I fucked Paula last night. 838 00:58:09,883 --> 00:58:11,563 Really? You and the school slut? 839 00:58:11,643 --> 00:58:15,203 Yes! Constantin said she's a sex addict, man. 840 00:58:17,003 --> 00:58:18,523 We're sex celebrities! 841 00:58:22,443 --> 00:58:24,963 -Dude! What've you been telling everyone? -What? 842 00:58:26,683 --> 00:58:28,563 Paws off. The jacket was expensive. 843 00:58:28,643 --> 00:58:30,963 Maybe I should tell everyone what actually happened. 844 00:58:33,523 --> 00:58:35,043 Who will believe the school slut? 845 00:58:36,003 --> 00:58:37,323 -What? -Yeah. 846 00:58:37,403 --> 00:58:39,203 Who do you think they'll believe? 847 00:58:39,923 --> 00:58:42,003 Me, the most popular guy in school? 848 00:58:43,883 --> 00:58:45,123 Or you? 849 00:59:03,163 --> 00:59:07,123 Hey, I don't get it. Why is "school slut" a bad thing? 850 00:59:07,203 --> 00:59:09,163 I think you're looking at this all wrong. 851 00:59:09,243 --> 00:59:12,283 Hey, guys. Did you know that Paula's on the game? 852 00:59:12,363 --> 00:59:13,243 As if. 853 00:59:13,323 --> 00:59:15,803 Yeah! Apparently, she only charges five euros an hour. 854 00:59:15,883 --> 00:59:18,043 But she accepts credit cards too. 855 00:59:18,123 --> 00:59:20,563 You know she's a sex addict, right? 856 00:59:20,643 --> 00:59:22,923 I hope I didn't use the same toilet as her. 857 00:59:25,043 --> 00:59:25,883 Awkward. 858 00:59:28,923 --> 00:59:30,723 I'd never thought of it like that. 859 00:59:31,443 --> 00:59:33,483 We could actually make money with this! 860 00:59:35,763 --> 00:59:37,683 CHEAP & EAGER 861 00:59:54,563 --> 00:59:55,483 Hey, cool, man. 862 00:59:59,043 --> 01:00:00,963 Well, if it isn't the school slut. 863 01:00:06,003 --> 01:00:11,803 Charly, what are you doing? Why are you acting like such an ass? 864 01:00:13,683 --> 01:00:16,563 What language is that, sweetie? Hobbitish? 865 01:00:17,483 --> 01:00:19,963 Aren't we too old for secret languages, Paula? 866 01:00:27,603 --> 01:00:28,723 Our first customer! 867 01:01:13,963 --> 01:01:17,043 Hey, honey. Want to have some fun? 868 01:02:28,363 --> 01:02:30,403 HEY, FEEL LIKE A QUICK FUCK? 869 01:02:30,483 --> 01:02:32,603 SO, DO YOU ALWAYS MOAN THAT LOUD? 870 01:02:32,683 --> 01:02:34,043 SLUT! 871 01:02:47,563 --> 01:02:50,003 It wasn't very nice of you to treat Paula that way. 872 01:02:50,523 --> 01:02:53,243 Spreading the rumor that someone's a sex addict 873 01:02:53,323 --> 01:02:55,523 is pretty childish, even for you. 874 01:02:56,043 --> 01:02:58,123 Yeah, sure. Could say the same about you. 875 01:02:58,883 --> 01:03:02,163 Stringing along a guy like Charly, who is so clearly below your level 876 01:03:02,243 --> 01:03:05,283 and who you so clearly have no interest in. 877 01:03:06,203 --> 01:03:08,683 That was a bitch move if you ask me. 878 01:03:08,763 --> 01:03:10,603 Who says I'm not interested in him? 879 01:03:11,123 --> 01:03:14,643 Charly's a really nice guy, unlike that slut Paula. 880 01:03:15,163 --> 01:03:18,523 Put your claws away, Marlene. Charly's a wuss, and you know it. 881 01:03:20,483 --> 01:03:22,363 My goodness, Constantin. 882 01:03:22,963 --> 01:03:25,003 I never had you pegged as the jealous type. 883 01:03:25,803 --> 01:03:27,443 Jealous of that oddball? 884 01:03:28,483 --> 01:03:29,523 Are you serious? 885 01:03:29,603 --> 01:03:32,163 He doesn't have your physique, but he makes me laugh. 886 01:03:32,243 --> 01:03:33,243 Yeah, I'll bet. 887 01:03:33,323 --> 01:03:35,883 But you know what makes me laugh more than anything? 888 01:03:35,963 --> 01:03:39,163 Watching you make a fool of yourself with Paula. So embarrassing. 889 01:03:39,763 --> 01:03:42,923 Marlene, chill out. I never pegged you as the jealous type. 890 01:03:44,843 --> 01:03:47,323 Jealous? Of Paula? 891 01:03:50,163 --> 01:03:51,203 My ass. 892 01:03:55,803 --> 01:03:58,883 Marlene, tell me, are you going to the graduation dance? 893 01:04:01,643 --> 01:04:03,483 Are you asking if I want to go with you? 894 01:04:04,003 --> 01:04:06,003 Definitely. Do you accept my invite? 895 01:04:08,163 --> 01:04:09,043 Maybe. 896 01:04:21,483 --> 01:04:24,923 -We've been together almost two weeks-- -And you haven't even given me any! 897 01:04:25,003 --> 01:04:27,843 -Charly, I've told you a thousand times. -I'm about to explode! 898 01:04:27,923 --> 01:04:30,443 I'm saving our next big night for the graduation dance. 899 01:04:30,523 --> 01:04:31,363 But why? 900 01:04:31,443 --> 01:04:34,443 -We'll sleep together again then. -No, I didn't mean that. 901 01:04:34,523 --> 01:04:37,563 I mean, maybe we could get to know each other better, talk. 902 01:04:37,643 --> 01:04:40,723 -Why? We talk all the time. -So right! Blah, blah, blah. 903 01:04:40,803 --> 01:04:43,843 -Walk with me for a bit. -More fucking, less talking! 904 01:04:43,923 --> 01:04:48,483 No, what I mean is I kind of don't even know you. 905 01:04:49,003 --> 01:04:50,963 I mean, I don't know who you are. 906 01:04:51,043 --> 01:04:53,523 Like, what do you care about? What do you enjoy? 907 01:04:53,603 --> 01:04:56,323 -There are things I enjoy, too, but-- -My moon sign is Gemini. 908 01:04:56,403 --> 01:05:00,283 And no kidding, my ascendant is… guess… Aquarius. 909 01:05:00,363 --> 01:05:02,083 Meaning, I'm a triple air sign. 910 01:05:02,163 --> 01:05:05,403 And say my sun was in Libra, then I'd be emotional. 911 01:05:05,483 --> 01:05:08,843 But I'm a Gemini, twins, so I'm quite unemotional and dry. 912 01:05:09,563 --> 01:05:13,283 And that's exactly why I don't get on with Pisces. You know, fish? 913 01:05:13,363 --> 01:05:14,843 I just don't vibe with them. 914 01:05:14,923 --> 01:05:17,043 And limp. 915 01:05:17,963 --> 01:05:19,443 Hold on. I'm a Pisces. 916 01:05:22,763 --> 01:05:23,603 Exactly. 917 01:05:31,843 --> 01:05:34,283 I really don't think it's okay for you to ignore me! 918 01:05:34,363 --> 01:05:37,643 Oh, check out those tight buns. Paula! 919 01:05:37,723 --> 01:05:40,443 Paula, Marlene doesn't like fish. 920 01:05:41,803 --> 01:05:45,763 To be totally honest, Charly, I don't give a crap what Marlene eats. 921 01:05:47,723 --> 01:05:49,883 Paula, you misunderstood. I meant-- 922 01:06:26,203 --> 01:06:27,563 I wouldn't go in there. 923 01:06:40,963 --> 01:06:42,483 Oh, you really turn me on. 924 01:06:43,483 --> 01:06:46,483 You have no idea how long I've waited for this moment. 925 01:06:47,043 --> 01:06:48,603 We belong together, Marlene. 926 01:06:49,403 --> 01:06:51,763 You know I didn't sleep with him, right? 927 01:06:52,283 --> 01:06:54,283 -Yes. -He just passed out. 928 01:08:48,043 --> 01:08:49,163 People are talking. 929 01:08:50,883 --> 01:08:52,723 You know how it is with rumors. 930 01:08:57,203 --> 01:08:58,083 I understand. 931 01:09:02,083 --> 01:09:03,363 Let them talk. 932 01:09:26,483 --> 01:09:28,963 Hi, this is Paula. Please leave a message. 933 01:09:37,643 --> 01:09:38,523 Hey, honey. 934 01:09:44,843 --> 01:09:46,643 Have you seen your dad lately? 935 01:09:48,243 --> 01:09:49,163 No, why? 936 01:09:52,003 --> 01:09:53,003 I don't know. 937 01:09:55,843 --> 01:09:57,803 I forgot how annoying dating is. 938 01:09:59,563 --> 01:10:00,563 I miss him. 939 01:10:02,283 --> 01:10:03,923 We used to be so good together. 940 01:10:08,923 --> 01:10:11,323 Tell me, why is everything always about you and Dad? 941 01:10:12,363 --> 01:10:15,843 What about me? Shouldn't it be all about me? Who is the child here? 942 01:10:15,923 --> 01:10:18,043 -Honey, what are you talking about? -Know what? 943 01:10:18,123 --> 01:10:19,363 I quit the choir. 944 01:10:20,083 --> 01:10:22,123 -For good! -But you have the voice of an angel. 945 01:10:22,203 --> 01:10:25,283 -I have a terrible voice! -Okay, we can talk about this-- 946 01:10:25,363 --> 01:10:26,323 Out! 947 01:10:28,243 --> 01:10:29,083 Please. 948 01:10:33,083 --> 01:10:33,923 All right. 949 01:10:34,803 --> 01:10:37,043 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. 950 01:10:41,283 --> 01:10:42,603 Just wanted to wish you luck. 951 01:10:44,123 --> 01:10:45,843 For your final exams tomorrow. 952 01:11:39,403 --> 01:11:40,243 Time's up. 953 01:11:41,483 --> 01:11:42,603 So time's up. 954 01:11:44,043 --> 01:11:47,363 -Please finish your last sentence. -Finish your last sentence, please. 955 01:12:05,483 --> 01:12:08,803 Charly, you too. Put your pen down. Down. 956 01:12:08,883 --> 01:12:11,603 Down. Pen. Down. 957 01:12:11,683 --> 01:12:12,883 Put your pen down. 958 01:12:13,523 --> 01:12:16,203 Pen. Down. 959 01:13:29,923 --> 01:13:31,683 Hey, there's nothing to fuck here. 960 01:13:31,763 --> 01:13:34,723 But I want to fuck. You want to fuck. We want to fuck. 961 01:13:34,803 --> 01:13:36,883 -We all… Hey, you're holding the-- -Shut up! 962 01:13:36,963 --> 01:13:41,283 -Okay, your five minutes are up. -I want you to stop! 963 01:13:41,363 --> 01:13:44,363 Hey, whoa. Charly, everything okay? 964 01:13:44,443 --> 01:13:47,163 Sure. Except my life is a mess because of you. 965 01:13:47,243 --> 01:13:50,123 What are you doing with that glass? Don't do anything stupid! 966 01:13:50,203 --> 01:13:51,763 We're a team! Buddies? 967 01:13:51,843 --> 01:13:52,683 Be quiet! 968 01:13:52,763 --> 01:13:54,003 Drop the glass. 969 01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:55,043 Come on, Charly! 970 01:13:57,083 --> 01:13:59,803 Shut your mouth! Shut your mouth for once! 971 01:14:01,163 --> 01:14:03,163 I told you to shut your mouth! 972 01:14:03,243 --> 01:14:05,523 Is it… Am I off? 973 01:14:05,603 --> 01:14:07,403 -I can't go on anymore. -Paula? 974 01:14:07,483 --> 01:14:08,843 Paula, be reasonable. 975 01:14:08,923 --> 01:14:11,403 There's no one on this bridge for us to fuck. 976 01:14:11,483 --> 01:14:12,923 -This is nuts. -Nuts? 977 01:14:13,483 --> 01:14:15,043 Says the talking vagina? 978 01:14:15,683 --> 01:14:18,363 You ruined my life! I can't go on. 979 01:14:18,443 --> 01:14:22,883 I can't even look at my phone without being constantly reminded. 980 01:14:22,963 --> 01:14:25,043 -It's called a vulva. -Shut up! 981 01:14:25,123 --> 01:14:27,003 Just shut up! 982 01:14:27,083 --> 01:14:28,523 Who should shut up? 983 01:14:36,643 --> 01:14:40,043 -Paula, are you talking to your vagina? -Vulva! 984 01:14:40,123 --> 01:14:42,203 -It's a… -Yeah, you idiot! 985 01:14:42,283 --> 01:14:44,363 -It's called a vulva. -That's okay though. 986 01:14:45,243 --> 01:14:46,723 What's it got to do with you? 987 01:14:46,803 --> 01:14:48,363 -With me? -Yeah, spit it out! 988 01:14:48,443 --> 01:14:50,123 -I talk to my dick too. -Yep. 989 01:14:50,203 --> 01:14:52,203 -Yeah, like every other guy. -Mine talks back. 990 01:14:59,683 --> 01:15:01,043 That sounds crazy. 991 01:15:08,843 --> 01:15:10,243 Why didn't you say anything? 992 01:15:10,923 --> 01:15:12,963 Same reason you didn't say anything. 993 01:15:13,603 --> 01:15:14,843 Because it sounds crazy. 994 01:15:18,003 --> 01:15:19,723 Can you get down now, please? 995 01:15:30,483 --> 01:15:34,603 Mr. and Mrs. Perfect played us. But do you know what the worst thing is? 996 01:15:35,363 --> 01:15:37,243 Our genitals talk to us? 997 01:15:38,043 --> 01:15:39,443 We're not friends anymore. 998 01:15:41,363 --> 01:15:42,803 Paula, I'm really sorry. 999 01:15:43,923 --> 01:15:45,603 Are you screwing with me? 1000 01:15:46,203 --> 01:15:47,523 Apology not accepted. 1001 01:15:49,323 --> 01:15:51,323 -Hold on, I'm not the enemy. -Oh, no? 1002 01:15:51,843 --> 01:15:54,003 Not only did you call me a training pussy… 1003 01:15:54,083 --> 01:15:54,923 What? 1004 01:15:55,003 --> 01:15:58,683 …while my reputation was being destroyed, you were too busy kissing your own ass 1005 01:15:58,763 --> 01:16:00,003 to even notice! 1006 01:16:00,083 --> 01:16:03,803 I was labeled a slut for no reason, and you got accolades for it. 1007 01:16:03,883 --> 01:16:05,403 Paula, I didn't mean to-- 1008 01:16:05,483 --> 01:16:09,123 Why are the people I love most never there for me when I need them? 1009 01:16:14,723 --> 01:16:17,603 -What are you looking at me like that for? -Just shut up. 1010 01:16:22,403 --> 01:16:24,363 I think I've lost my best friend. 1011 01:16:25,603 --> 01:16:27,243 Can't you just apologize? 1012 01:16:28,563 --> 01:16:30,363 I think we're past that point. 1013 01:16:34,443 --> 01:16:36,883 So all you can do is to keep telling her 1014 01:16:36,963 --> 01:16:40,483 how much she means to you and how much you love her. 1015 01:16:42,523 --> 01:16:44,603 And what if that doesn't work? 1016 01:16:45,483 --> 01:16:48,563 Well, then, you have to let her go. 1017 01:17:05,843 --> 01:17:06,963 Please don't give up. 1018 01:17:25,163 --> 01:17:27,483 Why is life so complicated? 1019 01:17:28,443 --> 01:17:31,763 And the only person I want to talk with about things 1020 01:17:33,003 --> 01:17:34,043 isn't here. 1021 01:17:38,323 --> 01:17:39,843 I miss him so much. 1022 01:17:42,443 --> 01:17:45,723 You know, I never really knew Dad. 1023 01:17:46,923 --> 01:17:48,643 So I never really missed him. 1024 01:17:50,723 --> 01:17:52,043 Because you were here. 1025 01:17:54,523 --> 01:17:58,603 Paula, you're the strongest person I know. 1026 01:17:59,243 --> 01:18:01,763 And probably the strongest person who ever existed. 1027 01:18:08,443 --> 01:18:09,523 I love you. 1028 01:18:10,083 --> 01:18:11,523 I love you too. 1029 01:18:14,483 --> 01:18:15,763 I can't breathe. 1030 01:18:21,763 --> 01:18:22,603 What the… 1031 01:18:24,283 --> 01:18:25,403 For real? 1032 01:18:25,483 --> 01:18:28,603 -Yes, you're right. I behaved like a jerk. -A total jerk. 1033 01:18:28,683 --> 01:18:30,723 -She makes that sound like a bad thing. -True. 1034 01:18:30,803 --> 01:18:33,403 And if I could undo it, then I'd do that right now. 1035 01:18:33,483 --> 01:18:34,803 But we were both played. 1036 01:18:35,803 --> 01:18:38,963 -Someone's going to pay. -You don't believe that yourself. 1037 01:18:39,723 --> 01:18:41,003 Why not? 1038 01:18:41,083 --> 01:18:43,643 Because people like Constantin and Marlene never pay. 1039 01:18:46,283 --> 01:18:49,643 By the way, the rumors aren't true. I saw him with his pants off. 1040 01:18:49,723 --> 01:18:50,923 Mini-BiFi. 1041 01:18:51,003 --> 01:18:53,203 What? She's had more action than we have? 1042 01:18:58,123 --> 01:18:59,043 I have an idea. 1043 01:19:01,163 --> 01:19:02,963 Tomorrow night at the graduation dance. 1044 01:19:03,563 --> 01:19:06,003 But I can't do it alone, Paula. I need your help. 1045 01:19:07,723 --> 01:19:09,243 Will you go to the dance with me? 1046 01:19:17,443 --> 01:19:18,283 I'll help you. 1047 01:19:19,643 --> 01:19:23,083 But we're not going to the dance together. Officially. 1048 01:19:25,523 --> 01:19:27,243 Then we'll never see each other again. 1049 01:19:30,603 --> 01:19:32,403 -Paula, please. -Agreed? 1050 01:19:35,323 --> 01:19:36,523 Agreed. 1051 01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:45,403 Whoa, that's really hard. 1052 01:19:46,083 --> 01:19:47,443 Unlike me. 1053 01:19:59,843 --> 01:20:00,843 We can go in now. 1054 01:20:03,683 --> 01:20:04,643 Paula, wait. 1055 01:20:28,363 --> 01:20:29,683 Okay, what's the plan? 1056 01:20:30,203 --> 01:20:31,283 We're going to… 1057 01:20:31,363 --> 01:20:33,243 -Charly, if you do that one more-- -Okay! 1058 01:20:33,323 --> 01:20:35,843 -We're going to destroy Constantin. -Good. And Marlene? 1059 01:20:35,923 --> 01:20:39,163 Believe me, she'll never get over it. Tonight means everything to her. 1060 01:20:39,243 --> 01:20:40,323 Good! 1061 01:20:43,123 --> 01:20:44,403 How are we going to do this? 1062 01:20:44,483 --> 01:20:48,203 It's really simple. We'll find Françoise, and you talk her into helping us. 1063 01:20:52,283 --> 01:20:56,083 -So, that's the reason you need my help? -No, that's not what I said. 1064 01:20:56,163 --> 01:20:58,723 You want me to talk to her because she won't talk to you. 1065 01:20:58,803 --> 01:21:00,883 -I just thought if-- -I won't fix your mess! 1066 01:21:00,963 --> 01:21:02,203 Talk to her yourself! 1067 01:21:02,283 --> 01:21:03,723 -Fine! -Fine! 1068 01:21:06,163 --> 01:21:07,003 Go on, then. 1069 01:21:07,523 --> 01:21:08,483 I'm going. 1070 01:21:08,563 --> 01:21:11,163 -Go faster! -I'll go when I'm good and ready. 1071 01:21:12,043 --> 01:21:12,883 Now! 1072 01:21:31,843 --> 01:21:33,843 Think I can bring along two girlfriends? 1073 01:21:33,923 --> 01:21:35,123 Hola, Françoise. 1074 01:21:35,763 --> 01:21:40,203 Fabienne maybe? You met her last week. The one with the long, blonde hair. 1075 01:21:41,003 --> 01:21:44,403 I think she went with Marco or Markus. 1076 01:21:45,603 --> 01:21:46,803 He's a little devil. 1077 01:21:49,323 --> 01:21:51,363 Oh, your outfit. It's cool. 1078 01:21:52,003 --> 01:21:52,843 Thanks. 1079 01:21:52,923 --> 01:21:54,763 I'll join you later. See you. 1080 01:21:55,683 --> 01:21:58,643 Listen, I know he doesn't deserve it, but I really need your help. 1081 01:22:00,403 --> 01:22:01,243 Sure. 1082 01:22:02,123 --> 01:22:03,123 What do you need? 1083 01:22:05,043 --> 01:22:07,523 First, the little asshole wants to apologize to you. 1084 01:22:13,163 --> 01:22:15,243 Yes. Françoise? 1085 01:22:15,883 --> 01:22:18,003 I'm so incredibly sorry, 1086 01:22:18,083 --> 01:22:20,843 and I really wish that I knew what happened. 1087 01:22:22,603 --> 01:22:24,203 It sounds like an excuse, 1088 01:22:24,283 --> 01:22:27,323 but I totally blacked out at Marlene's party. 1089 01:22:30,403 --> 01:22:33,083 Yeah. It would be better if you were into women, right? 1090 01:22:34,523 --> 01:22:35,843 Who says that I'm not? 1091 01:22:39,203 --> 01:22:40,043 Right. 1092 01:22:43,283 --> 01:22:45,123 You really don't remember? 1093 01:22:47,683 --> 01:22:48,603 Okay. 1094 01:22:49,563 --> 01:22:50,403 So… 1095 01:22:51,203 --> 01:22:54,923 Everything was fine at first. We had a lot of fun. We danced, drank. 1096 01:22:55,443 --> 01:22:56,283 But then… 1097 01:23:04,443 --> 01:23:07,443 Françoise, don't worry. I'll be right back, then it's your turn. 1098 01:23:09,083 --> 01:23:10,563 Two babes! 1099 01:23:16,403 --> 01:23:18,483 Who said I wanted to sleep with you? 1100 01:23:20,443 --> 01:23:23,203 I'm so sorry, really. I don't… 1101 01:23:23,283 --> 01:23:27,443 I don't usually drink alcohol, and I was totally wasted that night. 1102 01:23:27,523 --> 01:23:29,043 He also talks to his dick. 1103 01:23:29,763 --> 01:23:31,963 -Don't all guys do that? -Yes, but-- 1104 01:23:32,043 --> 01:23:33,763 Paula! I think we got it. 1105 01:23:37,363 --> 01:23:41,243 Want to teach a lesson to an asshole who's an asshole even when he's sober? 1106 01:23:43,843 --> 01:23:44,883 Always. 1107 01:23:52,243 --> 01:23:53,083 Bonsoir. 1108 01:24:07,803 --> 01:24:09,123 You're really going for it. 1109 01:24:12,723 --> 01:24:13,763 Oh, small. 1110 01:24:22,043 --> 01:24:23,963 He really is tiny. 1111 01:24:26,323 --> 01:24:27,963 Consti - No Dick! 1112 01:24:29,003 --> 01:24:34,163 Consti - No Dick! 1113 01:24:40,083 --> 01:24:43,043 -Shit, man. This is totally wrong. -We're no better than they are. 1114 01:24:51,283 --> 01:24:53,603 Free at last! Hey, fans, it's me! 1115 01:24:53,683 --> 01:24:56,443 We'll get a selfie later, okay? Hey, Françoise. 1116 01:24:57,563 --> 01:24:59,923 You may be an asshole, but not even you deserve this. 1117 01:25:00,923 --> 01:25:02,203 And Paula certainly doesn't! 1118 01:25:14,563 --> 01:25:15,963 Look at me. 1119 01:25:18,443 --> 01:25:20,003 Kneel before your queen! 1120 01:25:21,083 --> 01:25:22,763 Why do we keep doing this? 1121 01:25:24,163 --> 01:25:26,083 Shouldn't we treat each other with respect? 1122 01:25:27,843 --> 01:25:29,523 Irrespective of our genitals? 1123 01:25:33,603 --> 01:25:36,723 -We all have our insecurities. -In the end, we're all the same. 1124 01:25:38,083 --> 01:25:39,523 We are the way we are. 1125 01:25:51,563 --> 01:25:53,403 Long live the genitals! 1126 01:26:07,643 --> 01:26:09,283 I'm gonna be fired. 1127 01:26:14,723 --> 01:26:17,043 Mr. Pendergast. No! 1128 01:27:00,003 --> 01:27:01,083 Principal Voigt. 1129 01:27:01,163 --> 01:27:03,403 Tell me, what happened during your exams? 1130 01:27:03,483 --> 01:27:05,003 It's complicated. 1131 01:27:05,803 --> 01:27:07,803 But you know what? A wise man once said, 1132 01:27:07,883 --> 01:27:10,323 "Don't let your schooling interfere with your education." 1133 01:27:12,403 --> 01:27:13,763 That really is very wise. 1134 01:27:14,923 --> 01:27:18,163 Do you know what? An even wiser woman once said… 1135 01:27:20,163 --> 01:27:21,523 "See you next year." 1136 01:27:31,803 --> 01:27:33,163 Hey, guys! 1137 01:27:33,763 --> 01:27:37,323 I've never felt so free. 1138 01:27:37,843 --> 01:27:39,483 I'm really glad. 1139 01:27:39,563 --> 01:27:41,683 -Oh my God! Totally forgot. -What? 1140 01:27:41,763 --> 01:27:44,003 Someone smashed the lights on your motorbike. 1141 01:27:55,523 --> 01:27:58,203 You said lights, but only one of them is broken. 1142 01:27:59,163 --> 01:28:00,283 That's right. 1143 01:28:02,043 --> 01:28:03,763 That's for calling me a slut. 1144 01:28:07,963 --> 01:28:09,243 Fuck. That's… 1145 01:28:11,283 --> 01:28:12,563 It's over, Constantin. 1146 01:28:12,643 --> 01:28:13,523 Cheat! 1147 01:28:13,603 --> 01:28:14,883 -Asshole! -Marlene! Wait! 1148 01:28:21,683 --> 01:28:24,203 Don't touch me! You're fat! 1149 01:28:26,283 --> 01:28:28,803 I didn't want to say anything, but you've put on weight. 1150 01:28:28,883 --> 01:28:30,443 Yeah! And you stink! 1151 01:28:31,163 --> 01:28:33,803 You know what? Your giant feet are way too big for your tiny body. 1152 01:28:34,803 --> 01:28:37,643 Plus, we hate your dog. He has aggression issues. 1153 01:28:44,123 --> 01:28:47,163 Mr. Fluffles doesn't have aggression issues! 1154 01:28:47,243 --> 01:28:49,443 -Did you just give me the finger? -Marlene, wait! 1155 01:28:50,043 --> 01:28:52,643 She fell into my lap. It was an accident. 1156 01:28:54,523 --> 01:28:56,843 So you are definitely the coolest people here. 1157 01:28:57,483 --> 01:29:01,123 To be honest, I only did this exchange program to have some fun. 1158 01:29:02,123 --> 01:29:05,483 If you're interested, I would be up for a ménage à trois. 1159 01:29:10,163 --> 01:29:12,403 I'm saving myself for someone really special. 1160 01:29:14,883 --> 01:29:16,803 Thanks. We'll get back to you on that. 1161 01:29:17,523 --> 01:29:18,603 My offer stands. 1162 01:29:19,163 --> 01:29:21,283 Feel free to get in touch. See you. 1163 01:29:22,963 --> 01:29:24,203 What the hell was that? 1164 01:29:24,723 --> 01:29:26,723 Is everyone deaf? Charly, come on! 1165 01:29:28,403 --> 01:29:30,123 You already have someone new? 1166 01:29:31,763 --> 01:29:33,843 To be honest, I've known her for quite a while. 1167 01:29:34,843 --> 01:29:36,883 But I was an idiot. I screwed it up. 1168 01:29:36,963 --> 01:29:40,203 Quick! Françoise is over there. We can still catch up with her. 1169 01:29:40,283 --> 01:29:43,323 Okay, I think we got it. Let's go to the after-party! 1170 01:29:43,403 --> 01:29:44,323 I see. 1171 01:29:47,683 --> 01:29:48,803 So that's it, then. 1172 01:29:50,563 --> 01:29:51,603 I… 1173 01:29:55,563 --> 01:29:56,483 I guess. 1174 01:30:06,483 --> 01:30:07,323 Bye. 1175 01:30:10,523 --> 01:30:13,243 It was an honor to be your best friend all these years. 1176 01:30:50,403 --> 01:30:52,003 -I don't believe it! -For real? 1177 01:30:52,083 --> 01:30:53,083 Is this it at last? 1178 01:30:55,963 --> 01:30:58,363 -No more games. -No, I think this is really it. 1179 01:30:58,443 --> 01:31:00,363 -Okay, we're doing it. Help him! -Help her! 1180 01:31:00,443 --> 01:31:01,323 -Come on! -Let's go! 1181 01:31:01,403 --> 01:31:02,963 -Sorry, wait. -Let's get started! 1182 01:31:03,043 --> 01:31:03,923 I… Okay. 1183 01:31:04,003 --> 01:31:05,963 -It's really happening! -It's happening. 1184 01:31:06,603 --> 01:31:07,563 -Come on! -Let's go! 1185 01:31:07,643 --> 01:31:08,483 Quick! 1186 01:31:09,883 --> 01:31:11,483 Yes! 1187 01:31:11,563 --> 01:31:13,123 10 SECONDS LATER 1188 01:31:22,643 --> 01:31:23,763 Sorry that I… 1189 01:31:23,843 --> 01:31:24,843 It happens. 1190 01:31:26,803 --> 01:31:28,683 -You didn't? -No. 1191 01:31:38,043 --> 01:31:38,923 Go again? 1192 01:31:41,403 --> 01:31:43,363 11 SECONDS LATER 1193 01:31:44,403 --> 01:31:45,243 Dude! 1194 01:31:49,363 --> 01:31:51,123 -Yeah. -This time? 1195 01:31:51,203 --> 01:31:53,203 That was nice. 1196 01:31:54,163 --> 01:31:55,403 Not this time either? 1197 01:31:56,643 --> 01:31:57,643 Nah. 1198 01:31:59,883 --> 01:32:01,443 Oh, I know exactly what I want. 1199 01:32:15,963 --> 01:32:16,963 Do you hear that? 1200 01:32:18,043 --> 01:32:18,883 What? 1201 01:32:19,883 --> 01:32:20,723 Exactly! 1202 01:32:49,443 --> 01:32:50,803 -Good morning. -Morning. 1203 01:32:59,683 --> 01:33:01,243 -See you later. -Okay. 1204 01:33:15,563 --> 01:33:18,963 -Okay, let it out. -Yes! 1205 01:33:20,963 --> 01:33:23,763 Yeah. Been a long time since I was this nervous. 1206 01:33:24,283 --> 01:33:26,563 My last date was 20 years ago. 1207 01:33:26,643 --> 01:33:29,563 I hope I can do it. A lot's changed over the last few years. 1208 01:33:29,643 --> 01:33:32,203 It used to take three dates to get to the first kiss. 1209 01:33:32,283 --> 01:33:34,923 Let's see. Maybe today, I can let the little tiger out. 1210 01:33:35,003 --> 01:33:36,643 Not the little tiger. Dad, please. 1211 01:33:36,723 --> 01:33:40,603 -You said I shouldn't give up on myself. -No, I said you shouldn't give up. 1212 01:33:42,003 --> 01:33:44,283 Oh God. I'm sweating like a pig. 1213 01:33:45,963 --> 01:33:47,203 -How do I look? -Dad. 1214 01:33:47,283 --> 01:33:49,163 Are you sure you want to do this? 1215 01:33:49,923 --> 01:33:52,563 Yes! More sure than ever. 1216 01:33:58,363 --> 01:34:01,203 Oh, hello. My name is Rudi. 1217 01:34:03,243 --> 01:34:06,803 You look a lot prettier than in your profile picture. 1218 01:34:07,403 --> 01:34:08,323 Beautiful hair. 1219 01:34:09,483 --> 01:34:12,723 And lovely long legs. Like me. 1220 01:34:22,923 --> 01:34:24,923 There was nothing in your profile about kids. 1221 01:34:25,003 --> 01:34:28,163 Well, you know, it's not always worth putting it all down straight away. 1222 01:34:28,243 --> 01:34:32,043 I thought, if things work out, I'd break it to you gently. 1223 01:34:32,763 --> 01:34:33,603 Very funny. 1224 01:34:34,523 --> 01:34:36,763 Charly, don't wait up for us. 1225 01:34:38,403 --> 01:34:39,803 Where are we going? 1226 01:34:39,883 --> 01:34:42,003 I have a reservation at a restaurant 1227 01:34:42,083 --> 01:34:43,563 pretty far out of town. 1228 01:34:43,643 --> 01:34:45,243 Oh, really? 1229 01:34:45,323 --> 01:34:49,883 Because there's this new yogurt place that I really wanted to try. 1230 01:34:50,523 --> 01:34:52,123 I love yogurt. 1231 01:34:52,203 --> 01:34:53,843 Hopefully, they have eggplant flavor. 1232 01:34:54,923 --> 01:34:56,483 Eggplant? 1233 01:35:39,843 --> 01:35:40,963 I'm really psyched. 1234 01:35:41,963 --> 01:35:43,043 How long's the drive? 1235 01:35:44,243 --> 01:35:45,083 Let's see. 1236 01:35:46,483 --> 01:35:48,203 And we're back with the weather. 1237 01:35:48,283 --> 01:35:51,163 There's a definite chance of a hard front coming in. 1238 01:35:51,243 --> 01:35:53,163 It'll get very wet over the next few days. 1239 01:35:53,243 --> 01:35:55,523 Did I mention the hard front? It'll get really hard! 1240 01:35:55,603 --> 01:35:59,923 And did I mention just how wet it's going to get? Like, really wet! 1241 01:36:00,003 --> 01:36:01,723 -Did you miss us? -Did you miss us? 1242 01:36:03,283 --> 01:36:05,603 FOR BERNIE 1243 01:41:53,043 --> 01:41:57,803 HARD FEELINGS