1 00:00:48,963 --> 00:00:53,603 Charly Walang Titi! 2 00:01:01,403 --> 00:01:04,563 Charly, may nawala ka yata. 3 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:10,043 Charly Walang Titi! 4 00:01:10,123 --> 00:01:14,283 Charly Walang Titi! 5 00:01:14,363 --> 00:01:16,323 Pwedeng tumahimik lahat? 6 00:01:17,883 --> 00:01:19,483 Para kayong mga bata! 7 00:01:37,963 --> 00:01:42,883 Charly Walang Titi! 8 00:01:54,563 --> 00:01:56,723 Charly, nahanap mo'ng titi mo? 9 00:01:56,803 --> 00:01:57,643 Constantin! 10 00:01:59,923 --> 00:02:03,483 -Sige, tara na, Charly. -Nawala ang titi ko. 11 00:02:03,563 --> 00:02:05,083 Goggles pala. 12 00:02:05,163 --> 00:02:07,483 Kukuha lang ako ng bago. 13 00:02:07,563 --> 00:02:09,323 Magpatuyo ka na, ha? 14 00:02:10,083 --> 00:02:10,923 Constantin! 15 00:02:14,643 --> 00:02:18,003 HARD FEELINGS 16 00:02:20,043 --> 00:02:21,643 Diyos ko! Ba't ako? 17 00:02:21,723 --> 00:02:23,683 Grabe, nakakahiya! 18 00:02:24,923 --> 00:02:26,923 Binubuwisit mo'ng buhay ko. 19 00:02:31,523 --> 00:02:33,883 Di ba, ang loser lang. 20 00:02:35,003 --> 00:02:36,123 Grabe! 21 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:40,923 Hoy, Consti, Basti. 22 00:02:44,243 --> 00:02:45,163 Helikopter! 23 00:02:45,243 --> 00:02:47,603 Itago mo at baka makasakit ka. 24 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:52,563 Malaking titi, malaking responsabilidad. O, bakit? 25 00:02:52,643 --> 00:02:55,883 Balita ko, sablay ngayon ang Dream Team. 26 00:02:55,963 --> 00:02:57,003 MAGKAKAMPI 27 00:02:57,083 --> 00:02:59,443 Kaya di ka pinapalapit ni Marlene. 28 00:02:59,523 --> 00:03:00,883 Alam mo, Ziggy? 29 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:03,803 Di ko siya pinapalapit. Iba 'yon. 30 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:07,883 Inis lang siya kasi di siya imbitado sa party ni Marlene. 31 00:03:07,963 --> 00:03:09,603 Uy, Consti. Taas-noo, pare. 32 00:03:09,683 --> 00:03:12,963 May graduation party pa. O pasensiya na lang. 33 00:03:13,043 --> 00:03:15,643 -Nasabi ko bang ang talino mo? -Alam ko. 34 00:03:19,483 --> 00:03:20,923 Sobrang bakla n'yo. 35 00:03:21,683 --> 00:03:25,323 -Puro puki ka lang kasi. -Nami-miss mo'ng kalahati ng saya. 36 00:03:25,403 --> 00:03:26,483 -Tara na. -Tara. 37 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:39,203 Eh ano'ng kaya mo, mini-drone? 38 00:03:45,043 --> 00:03:47,563 Naku. Tumagas ang yoghurt. 39 00:03:56,683 --> 00:03:57,603 Heto na. 40 00:03:58,483 --> 00:04:00,563 INDOOR SWIMMING POOL 41 00:04:04,043 --> 00:04:04,883 Uy. 42 00:04:05,963 --> 00:04:08,763 Gan'on pa rin. Tumagas ang yogurt ko. 43 00:04:08,843 --> 00:04:11,563 Di pagjajakol ang ibig kong sabihin. 44 00:04:12,243 --> 00:04:13,243 Oo. Ha-ha. 45 00:04:14,803 --> 00:04:16,323 Ang weird mo. 46 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:19,723 Malugod na masilayan ka, kompanyero. 47 00:04:19,803 --> 00:04:21,883 Ba't ganyan ka? Walang nakikinig. 48 00:04:21,963 --> 00:04:24,163 Nakasanayan natin mula kabataan. 49 00:04:24,243 --> 00:04:25,883 Ituloy ang tradisyon. 50 00:04:25,963 --> 00:04:28,763 Ang tanda na natin para sa sekretong pananalita. 51 00:04:28,843 --> 00:04:30,363 Numero lang ang edad. 52 00:04:40,683 --> 00:04:43,043 -Na-miss mo ako? -Grabe lang. 53 00:04:55,723 --> 00:04:57,843 Bukas na pala ang bongga mong solo. 54 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,443 Hay naku. Bonggang bangungot. 55 00:05:00,963 --> 00:05:03,123 Eh di itigil mo na. 56 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:07,043 Tingin ni Mama, mahusay ang boses ko at dapat marinig ng mundo. 57 00:05:07,123 --> 00:05:10,003 Gan'on? Eh di pang-choir ka nga. 58 00:05:10,523 --> 00:05:13,043 -Hindian mo! -Ayaw kong saktan si Mama. 59 00:05:14,443 --> 00:05:16,163 Di kita matutulungan. 60 00:05:17,803 --> 00:05:18,643 Di wag. 61 00:05:19,163 --> 00:05:21,363 -Kanta ka nga. -Ikaw kumanta. 62 00:05:21,443 --> 00:05:22,883 Wala ako sa choir. 63 00:05:22,963 --> 00:05:25,403 Di ako ang mahusay ang boses! 64 00:05:36,723 --> 00:05:39,883 -Nag-aral ka na para sa finals? -Sa isang linggo na. 65 00:05:39,963 --> 00:05:40,843 -Ikaw? -Di pa. 66 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:43,763 Pag tapos na, larga tayo dala ang kotse mo. 67 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,843 -Saan papunta? -Bahala na. 68 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:48,963 -Pasok ka? -Naghihintay ang liga ko. 69 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:50,563 Teka, Charly! 70 00:05:50,643 --> 00:05:53,963 Usapang kapwa birhen na walang makukumparahan. 71 00:05:54,723 --> 00:05:57,243 -Tiyak kong ang titi mo… -Sige na! 72 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:03,563 Kung ako ikaw, wag kang sisilip sa phone. Babay! 73 00:06:07,763 --> 00:06:09,723 Lima ang lalagyanan sa ref. 74 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:13,003 Itong gitna, lalamig ng apat o limang degrees. 75 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:15,923 -May dahilan 'yon! -OA naman. Ref 'yan! 76 00:06:16,003 --> 00:06:18,003 Charly? Halika muna rito. 77 00:06:21,243 --> 00:06:24,083 -Mama, Papa, napakahaba ng araw ko… -Siya, siya. 78 00:06:24,163 --> 00:06:26,923 Charly, saan mo ilalagay ang yoghurt? 79 00:06:29,483 --> 00:06:30,523 Sa ref. 80 00:06:31,603 --> 00:06:33,203 Ganyanan tayo, ha? 81 00:06:33,283 --> 00:06:36,203 Ilagay sa gitna kung saan ito bagay. 82 00:06:36,283 --> 00:06:40,163 Narinig mo'ng bata. Walang may paki basta sa ref. 83 00:06:40,243 --> 00:06:42,083 Ako, may paki! 84 00:06:42,883 --> 00:06:45,683 Ba't ang dami mong biniling yoghurt? 85 00:06:45,763 --> 00:06:48,643 Kasi naka-sale saka gusto ko ng yoghurt. 86 00:06:48,723 --> 00:06:50,683 Alam mo kung ba't naka-sale? 87 00:06:50,763 --> 00:06:53,483 Inaamag na! 88 00:06:53,563 --> 00:06:55,483 Lampas na sa expiration date. 89 00:06:55,563 --> 00:06:58,283 Gabay lang 'yon, Sabine. 90 00:06:58,363 --> 00:07:00,083 Ang yoghurt ay gawa sa… 91 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:04,723 -Bacteria. -Bacteria. 92 00:07:04,803 --> 00:07:07,403 Kung ilang araw nang expired, pwede pa. 93 00:07:07,483 --> 00:07:08,523 Pwede pa. 94 00:07:09,163 --> 00:07:10,443 Sa 'yo siguro. 95 00:07:10,523 --> 00:07:14,003 Ako ang katabi mong magdudusa sa pag-utot mo. 96 00:07:14,083 --> 00:07:17,763 Naman, wag OA. Aalisin mo rin ang yoghurt ko? 97 00:07:17,843 --> 00:07:20,283 Lactose intolerant ka, Rudi. 98 00:07:20,363 --> 00:07:23,083 Kunin mo na lahat wag lang yoghurt ko. 99 00:07:23,163 --> 00:07:26,723 Kung buhay pa ang Papa mo, ipagmamalaki niya kayo. 100 00:07:27,323 --> 00:07:30,203 Sino'ng mas tulad ni Papa, ako o si Paula? 101 00:07:30,843 --> 00:07:33,123 Si Paula. Mas tulad mo ako. 102 00:07:34,123 --> 00:07:35,963 Hi, anak. 'Musta sa eskuwela? 103 00:07:36,043 --> 00:07:37,843 Pareho. Naghihintay ang liga. 104 00:07:37,923 --> 00:07:39,843 Ba't mo sila pinaghintay? 105 00:07:40,483 --> 00:07:43,803 -May boyfriend ka na ba? -Wala kang paki! 106 00:07:44,323 --> 00:07:45,803 O girlfriend? 107 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:46,763 Ma? 108 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:49,843 Wag i-pressure ang ate mo. 109 00:07:49,923 --> 00:07:52,483 Walang masama sa pagiging late bloomer. 110 00:07:52,563 --> 00:07:53,603 Mama! 111 00:07:53,683 --> 00:07:56,403 @MARLENE PAG MAINIT 112 00:07:56,483 --> 00:07:57,723 Diyos ko. 113 00:08:10,803 --> 00:08:12,763 Ayos! Galing, Puntiryador! 114 00:08:12,843 --> 00:08:14,043 TAPOS NA ANG MISYON 115 00:08:14,123 --> 00:08:15,523 -Uy, Paula? -O? 116 00:08:15,603 --> 00:08:17,843 May maliit akong padala sa phone mo. 117 00:08:17,923 --> 00:08:20,003 Pero di talaga maliit. 118 00:08:25,563 --> 00:08:28,923 Ba't ba laging tungkol sa sex? Dahil ba babae ako? 119 00:08:29,003 --> 00:08:31,363 May mga nanay o kapatid silang babae. 120 00:08:31,443 --> 00:08:33,923 Ganito ba sila, "Ma, paabot ng asin." 121 00:08:34,003 --> 00:08:37,603 "Ano pala'ng masasabi mo sa dick pic ko? Ayos ba?" 122 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:41,083 "Pahingi ng ekspertong opinyon mo bilang babae." 123 00:08:41,163 --> 00:08:42,323 'Kainis! 124 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:46,483 Oo, kuha ko. Di 'yan nangyayari sa mga lalaki. 125 00:08:46,563 --> 00:08:47,883 Buwisit nga. 126 00:08:47,963 --> 00:08:50,523 Kung buhay ang papa ko, nasapak na sila. 127 00:08:52,763 --> 00:08:53,603 Salamat. 128 00:08:54,523 --> 00:08:55,563 'Musta ka na? 129 00:08:56,483 --> 00:08:59,243 Ewan. Gusto kong magsimula ulit. 130 00:09:00,403 --> 00:09:02,203 Pero pag nasa Internet na… 131 00:09:03,003 --> 00:09:05,203 Habambuhay na ang Charly Walang Titi. 132 00:09:13,003 --> 00:09:14,763 Di bale. Andiyan ka. 133 00:09:23,603 --> 00:09:24,683 Narinig mo 'yon? 134 00:09:26,003 --> 00:09:26,843 Alin? 135 00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:31,563 Biglang tahimik lahat. 136 00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:53,723 Diyos ko! Ang weird. 137 00:09:53,803 --> 00:09:55,443 Tinamaan tayo ng kidlat! 138 00:09:55,523 --> 00:09:58,163 Ang lapit! Nakita ko sa harap ko! 139 00:09:58,243 --> 00:10:00,723 Senyas 'yon! Parang muntik mamatay! 140 00:10:01,323 --> 00:10:02,603 Alam mo 'yon? Bam! 141 00:10:02,683 --> 00:10:03,643 Buhay tayo! 142 00:10:03,723 --> 00:10:05,883 -Ay, hiningal. Okay ka. -Okay ako. 143 00:10:05,963 --> 00:10:07,083 -Okay ka. -Okay ako. 144 00:10:07,163 --> 00:10:08,003 Ayos ka. 145 00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:09,763 -Okay ako. -Okay lahat. 146 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:10,803 Okay ako. 147 00:10:11,563 --> 00:10:12,723 Ang weird n'on. 148 00:10:14,123 --> 00:10:15,283 Oo nga. 149 00:10:17,203 --> 00:10:19,243 Charly, gising. 150 00:10:19,323 --> 00:10:21,643 Huli ng ibong maaga ang uod. 151 00:10:21,723 --> 00:10:24,083 Pero di ako ang tinutukoy ko, ha! 152 00:10:25,843 --> 00:10:28,483 Tayo na! Ako, kanina pa! 153 00:10:28,563 --> 00:10:30,363 -Talaga? -Wala? 154 00:10:30,443 --> 00:10:31,923 Ang tigas mo, ha. 155 00:10:33,403 --> 00:10:35,123 Tigas! Kuha mo? 156 00:10:36,923 --> 00:10:38,763 Dito! Yoo-hoo! 157 00:10:39,563 --> 00:10:40,603 Sa wakas! 158 00:10:41,323 --> 00:10:44,563 Hi. Yuyuko sana ako pero naninigas ako. 159 00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:45,843 Birong titi lang. 160 00:10:46,523 --> 00:10:47,403 Boo! 161 00:10:47,483 --> 00:10:49,483 Di mo ako maaalis agad. 162 00:10:50,003 --> 00:10:51,643 Lagi mo akong kinakausap. 163 00:10:51,723 --> 00:10:53,883 Ngayon, makakasagot na ako. 164 00:10:53,963 --> 00:10:56,883 -Kausap ko'ng titi ko. -Hello, anak. 165 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:04,523 -Kausap mo ba'ng titi mo? -Ha? Hindi. 166 00:11:06,363 --> 00:11:08,163 Pwedeng… lumabas ka? 167 00:11:08,243 --> 00:11:10,123 -Sino'ng kausap? -Hindi titi. 168 00:11:11,763 --> 00:11:14,403 -Di ko kausap ang titi ko. -Sabi ko nga. 169 00:11:15,003 --> 00:11:17,323 Ba't titi ng anak natin ang usapan? 170 00:11:17,403 --> 00:11:19,083 Nagjajakol yata siya. 171 00:11:20,123 --> 00:11:21,243 Di ako nagjajakol! 172 00:11:21,323 --> 00:11:24,123 Mas masaya tayo kung gan'on nga. 173 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:26,363 Tumahimik ka nga! 174 00:11:35,323 --> 00:11:36,163 Mama! 175 00:11:36,683 --> 00:11:38,523 -Nagjajakol ka nga. -Labas! 176 00:11:41,763 --> 00:11:43,723 -Gusto kong… -Pwedeng kumatok ka? 177 00:11:45,763 --> 00:11:47,363 Itatanong ko lang… 178 00:11:49,003 --> 00:11:50,123 Papa! 179 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:53,643 Itatanong ko lang kung sasabay ka sa akin. 180 00:11:53,723 --> 00:11:55,603 Hindi! Gusto kong mapag-isa! 181 00:11:58,243 --> 00:11:59,083 Sige. 182 00:12:10,203 --> 00:12:11,043 Hi. 183 00:12:11,963 --> 00:12:12,803 Lintik. 184 00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:17,283 Wala kang problema! May side kick ka na! 185 00:12:17,363 --> 00:12:18,923 Hoy, gago! 186 00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:20,123 Hinintay kita! 187 00:12:20,203 --> 00:12:23,803 -Nakalimutan ko. -Eh sabay tayo tuwing Miyerkules! 188 00:12:23,883 --> 00:12:26,083 -Aba, sino ito? -Okay ka lang? 189 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:29,043 -Aba, hello, liit-suso. -Oo, ba't naman hindi? 190 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,643 Eh di halika na't sumakay sa kotse! 191 00:12:31,723 --> 00:12:33,603 Gusto ko ng sariwang hangin. 192 00:12:45,963 --> 00:12:47,483 Si liit-suso ulit! 193 00:12:47,563 --> 00:12:49,923 -Ba't ang weird mo? -Ako pa? 194 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:53,643 -Nasa bike lane ka kaya! -Usap tayo! 195 00:12:53,723 --> 00:12:56,163 -Ba't ba ako kinakausap ng lahat? -Ha? 196 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,763 Usap na. Ikaw lang ang nakakarinig sa akin. 197 00:12:58,843 --> 00:13:01,523 -Sabing tumahimik ka. -Sino'ng kausap mo? 198 00:13:01,603 --> 00:13:03,323 -Wala! -Wagi pag sabik ka. 199 00:13:03,403 --> 00:13:04,803 -Tigil! -Teka. 200 00:13:04,883 --> 00:13:06,843 -Kausap mo ba'ng… -Short-cut! 201 00:13:09,363 --> 00:13:10,363 Kita tayo mamaya! 202 00:13:12,803 --> 00:13:16,923 Pareho tayong nasasaktan, gago. Paano siya? 203 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:21,363 -Ha? -Pag nag-sex kayo, wala na ako. 204 00:13:21,443 --> 00:13:22,643 -Ni Paula? -Oo. 205 00:13:26,003 --> 00:13:29,043 Basta nag-sex ka na nang unang beses, alis na ako. 206 00:13:29,123 --> 00:13:30,043 -Hindi! -Oo. 207 00:13:30,123 --> 00:13:30,963 -Hindi! -Oo. 208 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:34,243 Best friend ko siya. Tangi kong kaibigan. Di ko… 209 00:13:34,323 --> 00:13:37,563 -Ayaw kong mawala siya. -Dami mong dada. 210 00:13:43,003 --> 00:13:43,883 Okay, Charly. 211 00:13:43,963 --> 00:13:47,083 Ulitin natin. Tingin ka sa paligid. 212 00:13:47,163 --> 00:13:48,683 Ano'ng nakikita mo? 213 00:13:49,283 --> 00:13:50,323 May napansin ka? 214 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:54,043 -Ako lang ang kausap ang ari? -May mas malala. 215 00:13:54,123 --> 00:13:57,283 Gusto mong di makasali buong buhay mo? 216 00:13:57,363 --> 00:14:00,763 'Yong naka-graduate na di nakikipag-sex? 217 00:14:00,843 --> 00:14:02,563 -Gusto mo 'yon? -Heh! 218 00:14:04,883 --> 00:14:06,163 Uy, Junior! 219 00:14:06,243 --> 00:14:07,323 Uy, Papa. 220 00:14:07,403 --> 00:14:09,003 Ano'ng nangyari sa bike mo? 221 00:14:10,763 --> 00:14:11,963 May nasira? 222 00:14:14,243 --> 00:14:17,203 Hayop ka, Charly! 223 00:14:17,763 --> 00:14:19,483 Saan mo siya tinago? 224 00:14:20,323 --> 00:14:22,203 Ay, di bale na. 225 00:14:23,043 --> 00:14:25,923 Diyos ko. Nakatingin siya sa atin. 226 00:14:26,003 --> 00:14:28,283 Pakawalan na ang maliit mong tigre. 227 00:14:28,363 --> 00:14:31,443 Kausapin mo. Magsalita ka! 228 00:14:31,523 --> 00:14:33,443 Magandang umaga, Marlene. 229 00:14:41,563 --> 00:14:44,403 Halos bulag pala ang kawawang babae. 230 00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,283 Lapit tayo sa susunod. 231 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:48,923 Maaayos ko ito. 232 00:14:52,243 --> 00:14:53,643 'Pakabait ka, ha? 233 00:14:59,643 --> 00:15:00,803 Charly. 234 00:15:02,483 --> 00:15:04,203 TIYAN NG HAYOP 235 00:15:06,443 --> 00:15:07,363 Charly. 236 00:15:11,363 --> 00:15:12,403 Charly! 237 00:15:13,123 --> 00:15:16,323 Mamansin ka. Kailangan kitang makausap. 238 00:15:21,563 --> 00:15:22,803 Charly! 239 00:15:22,883 --> 00:15:25,683 FOCUS 240 00:15:26,443 --> 00:15:28,243 Malapit na ang finals. 241 00:15:28,323 --> 00:15:31,363 Walang babagsak habang bantay ako. 242 00:15:31,443 --> 00:15:34,043 Gusto kong taas-noo kayong aalis dito. 243 00:15:34,123 --> 00:15:35,723 -At mahusay. -'Kabagot. 244 00:15:35,803 --> 00:15:36,803 Lintik. 245 00:15:36,883 --> 00:15:40,363 -Mag-focus tayo at balikan lahat. -Focus tayo sa kanya. 246 00:15:40,443 --> 00:15:43,363 Ang lalabas sa exam sa biology ay… 247 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,963 Sex. 248 00:15:45,043 --> 00:15:46,323 -Tahimik! -Sex. 249 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:52,443 Charly? May gusto kang ibahagi sa amin? 250 00:15:53,043 --> 00:15:55,043 Ano, natatae ako. 251 00:16:03,123 --> 00:16:03,963 Sige. 252 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:05,643 Wag ipahiya. 253 00:16:06,603 --> 00:16:10,923 Charly, minsan naiisip ko, gusto mong manatiling birhen. 254 00:16:11,523 --> 00:16:12,643 Tama na. 255 00:16:17,723 --> 00:16:20,963 Charly, ha! Habang may klase! 256 00:16:21,043 --> 00:16:21,923 Ah, sige! 257 00:16:22,003 --> 00:16:27,803 Manahimik ka na lang. 258 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:49,003 Hello? 259 00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:52,483 Hello? 260 00:16:57,563 --> 00:16:58,403 Hi. 261 00:17:01,443 --> 00:17:04,763 Masaya kong binabati ang mga ga-graduate 262 00:17:04,843 --> 00:17:07,363 at delegasyon ng partner nating eskuwela, 263 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,803 ang Cousteau High School sa Lyon. 264 00:17:09,883 --> 00:17:11,163 Welcome! 265 00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:13,843 Kalma ka lang. 266 00:17:13,923 --> 00:17:16,003 Tingin sa harapan! Siya! 267 00:17:16,683 --> 00:17:18,803 -Bienvenue. -Masaya ito. 268 00:17:23,523 --> 00:17:27,443 Naghanda ang choir ng eskuwela ng espesyal na kanta. 269 00:17:27,523 --> 00:17:29,763 Tiyak magugustuhan ninyo. 270 00:17:29,843 --> 00:17:32,083 "Love is All Around." 271 00:17:34,243 --> 00:17:35,203 Mr. Pendergast. 272 00:17:37,043 --> 00:17:40,363 WELCOME 273 00:17:40,443 --> 00:17:43,803 Magtiwala ka lang, Charly. Pareho tayong lalaki. 274 00:18:02,403 --> 00:18:05,323 Charly, o. Grabe, gusto ka niya. 275 00:18:13,603 --> 00:18:15,163 Ayos. 276 00:18:31,803 --> 00:18:34,603 Ang labi niya! Ang mata niya! 277 00:18:34,683 --> 00:18:38,443 Isipin mong hubad siya! Hayun! 278 00:18:38,523 --> 00:18:41,043 O, ngumiti na. 279 00:18:41,123 --> 00:18:43,323 Palakihin natin ang ngiti niya. 280 00:18:53,203 --> 00:18:54,843 Hala, tinigasan. 281 00:18:54,923 --> 00:18:56,763 May titi pala siya. 282 00:18:58,243 --> 00:18:59,483 Tinigasan. 283 00:19:00,483 --> 00:19:03,843 Uy, Charly! Ba't ganyan ka? Saan ka pupunta? 284 00:19:03,923 --> 00:19:07,323 Di n'yo na siya matatawag na Charly Walang Titi. 285 00:19:08,003 --> 00:19:09,003 Tama siya. 286 00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:11,003 Lagi akong Charly Walang Titi. 287 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,523 Ngayong kita nilang may titi ako, pinagtatawanan pa rin. 288 00:19:15,723 --> 00:19:17,803 Nginitian ka niya. Ba't ka umalis? 289 00:19:17,883 --> 00:19:20,283 Kasi sinira mo na naman ang buhay ko! 290 00:19:20,363 --> 00:19:22,083 Nagpakalalaki ako. 291 00:19:22,163 --> 00:19:23,443 -Eh ikaw? -Nerd ako. 292 00:19:24,123 --> 00:19:27,123 -Pendergast! -Gan'on ako. Mahiyain. 293 00:19:27,203 --> 00:19:29,203 Gan'on araw-araw. 294 00:19:29,283 --> 00:19:32,003 -Pendergast! -Maniwala ka, di madali sa akin. 295 00:19:34,123 --> 00:19:37,483 Ayaw ko ng atensiyon. Di ko alam makipag-usap sa babae. 296 00:19:37,563 --> 00:19:39,683 At lagi akong malibog! 297 00:19:58,123 --> 00:20:01,843 "Malibog na nerd tinigasan sa stage." 298 00:20:01,923 --> 00:20:02,963 Diyos ko. 299 00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:04,163 At i-post. 300 00:20:04,243 --> 00:20:06,683 Di naman masama. 301 00:20:06,763 --> 00:20:10,443 Masama talaga! Ano'ng mukha ang ipapakita ko? 302 00:20:10,523 --> 00:20:13,803 -Baka akala nila manyakis ako. -Grabe, Charly. 303 00:20:13,883 --> 00:20:16,443 Nag-viral ang video post ni Marlene. 304 00:20:16,523 --> 00:20:19,083 -Malibog na nerd… -Wag nating pag-usapan. 305 00:20:19,163 --> 00:20:20,643 -Tingnan mo. -Naman! 306 00:20:22,363 --> 00:20:23,203 Sige. 307 00:20:47,923 --> 00:20:49,603 Ang tensiyonado mo. 308 00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:55,723 Lumaki na'ng mga muscle mo. 309 00:20:55,803 --> 00:20:59,083 Naku, baby, di lang 'yan ang lumalaki. 310 00:21:09,923 --> 00:21:11,163 Magsalita ka! 311 00:21:11,243 --> 00:21:12,923 May gusto kang sabihin? 312 00:21:16,963 --> 00:21:19,523 Gusto mo bang… 313 00:21:22,923 --> 00:21:24,243 makipag-sex sa akin? 314 00:21:24,323 --> 00:21:25,403 Oo! 315 00:21:25,483 --> 00:21:26,883 Oo! 316 00:21:26,963 --> 00:21:28,523 Oo! 317 00:21:28,603 --> 00:21:30,003 Hindi. 318 00:21:30,643 --> 00:21:31,603 -Hindi? -Hindi. 319 00:21:31,683 --> 00:21:32,963 -Oo. Hindi. -Hindi. 320 00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:35,523 -Oo, hindi. Weird 'yon. -Oo. 321 00:21:35,603 --> 00:21:36,803 Oo. Hindi. 322 00:21:36,883 --> 00:21:39,603 Saglit lang, ha? 323 00:21:39,683 --> 00:21:40,523 Sige ba. 324 00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:41,483 Sige. 325 00:21:44,683 --> 00:21:46,963 Ano ba? Baliw ka ba? 326 00:21:47,563 --> 00:21:49,003 Diyos ko! 327 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:51,083 -Tsansa mo na 'yon! -Naman. 328 00:21:51,163 --> 00:21:52,603 Best friend ko siya. 329 00:21:52,683 --> 00:21:56,123 Di ko kaya ang unang beses sa kanya. Incest 'yon. 330 00:21:56,203 --> 00:21:58,763 "Lumaki na'ng mga muscle mo." Seryoso? 331 00:22:00,323 --> 00:22:03,443 Kakaiba. Epektibo naman 'yon. 332 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,203 Paano ako lalabas d'on? 333 00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:07,283 Iha, ang OA mo. 334 00:22:07,363 --> 00:22:09,523 OA? Kilala ko siya mula kinder! 335 00:22:09,603 --> 00:22:11,403 Di naman kayo magkamag-anak! 336 00:22:11,483 --> 00:22:14,003 Ano'ng gagawin ko? Magpapaumanhin? 337 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,963 "Pinapatanong ng puki ko kung magsi-sex tayo." 338 00:22:17,043 --> 00:22:19,643 Vulva ang tawag. Eh ano kung di niya alam. 339 00:22:19,723 --> 00:22:21,883 Di nga ako makapaniwala. Siya pa. 340 00:22:21,963 --> 00:22:23,483 Kung pajakol ka na lang? 341 00:22:23,563 --> 00:22:25,123 Sobra na ito! 342 00:22:26,883 --> 00:22:28,323 Uy. Ano… 343 00:22:28,403 --> 00:22:30,203 Alis na ako. 344 00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:31,963 -Sige. -Talaga. Sige. 345 00:22:35,483 --> 00:22:37,803 -Kita tayo bukas. -Kita tayo bukas. 346 00:22:37,883 --> 00:22:39,203 -Pare. -Pare. 347 00:22:45,483 --> 00:22:46,843 Basta sundin mo ako. 348 00:22:46,923 --> 00:22:49,643 Pangako, magbabago ang buhay mo! 349 00:22:50,163 --> 00:22:52,123 Eh kung mawala siya dahil dito? 350 00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:55,363 -Siya lang ang kaibigan ko. -Eh ano? 351 00:22:55,443 --> 00:22:58,083 Nakatikim ka naman ng puking pang-training. 352 00:22:58,163 --> 00:23:00,523 Wag kang ganyan kay Paula o… 353 00:23:00,603 --> 00:23:01,563 O ano? 354 00:23:02,523 --> 00:23:03,763 O tapos ang usapan. 355 00:23:04,443 --> 00:23:06,563 Usapan? Sige nga. 356 00:23:07,203 --> 00:23:10,963 Basta di kasali si Paula at pumasa ako sa exam, tuloy. 357 00:23:11,043 --> 00:23:13,923 At sige, makikinig ako sa titi ko. 358 00:23:14,003 --> 00:23:16,963 -Di ka magsisisi. -Nagsisisi na. 359 00:23:17,043 --> 00:23:18,363 Apir, partner. 360 00:23:24,323 --> 00:23:25,163 Di ganyan. 361 00:23:25,683 --> 00:23:27,123 Salamat, ha. 362 00:23:29,603 --> 00:23:31,723 -Gandang umaga. -Gandang umaga, anak. 363 00:23:32,243 --> 00:23:33,323 Si Papa? 364 00:23:33,403 --> 00:23:35,883 Ewan. Kailangan niya ng oras sa sarili. 365 00:23:37,323 --> 00:23:38,723 Ano'ng ginagawa mo? 366 00:23:39,523 --> 00:23:40,523 Nagsu-swipe. 367 00:23:41,123 --> 00:23:43,723 -Kita ko nga. -Gusto mong mag-almusal? 368 00:23:43,803 --> 00:23:46,443 Hindi, parang nawalan ako ng gana. 369 00:24:14,403 --> 00:24:15,243 Papa! 370 00:24:16,843 --> 00:24:18,323 -Papa! -Uy, Charly. 371 00:24:20,283 --> 00:24:21,163 Usap tayo. 372 00:24:21,963 --> 00:24:23,883 Sige. Tapusin ko lang ito. 373 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,083 Ngayon na! 374 00:24:28,923 --> 00:24:30,163 Ano'ng ganap? 375 00:24:34,803 --> 00:24:37,163 Okay. Ano'ng ganap kay Mama? 376 00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:39,163 Ewan ko. 377 00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:42,043 Ba't ka andito? 378 00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:45,603 Kailangan ni Mama ng espasyo. 379 00:24:45,683 --> 00:24:47,003 'Musta siya? 380 00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:49,923 -Nag-download siya ng dating app. -Dating app? 381 00:24:51,763 --> 00:24:53,803 -Di yata maganda 'yon. -Di nga! 382 00:24:55,523 --> 00:24:57,483 -'Musta ka? -Sagwa! 383 00:24:58,843 --> 00:25:00,523 -Bakit? -Komplikado. 384 00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:08,123 Kumilos ka! 385 00:25:08,643 --> 00:25:11,203 -Ano'ng gagawin ko? -Pabalikin siya? 386 00:25:11,723 --> 00:25:14,083 Bumili ng mas matinong brief? Ewan ko. 387 00:25:19,723 --> 00:25:20,963 -Hoy. -Ano'ng ganap? 388 00:25:21,043 --> 00:25:22,443 Ang cool ng video. 389 00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:24,363 Hoy! 390 00:25:25,523 --> 00:25:26,763 -Heto siya! -Hoy! 391 00:25:26,843 --> 00:25:29,563 -Pwede tayong mag-TikTok? -Oo nga, sige na. 392 00:25:29,643 --> 00:25:30,683 Lubayan n'yo ako! 393 00:25:31,603 --> 00:25:34,843 Ano'ng problema mo? Ganda nga ng ginawa mo. 394 00:25:35,363 --> 00:25:36,283 Tingnan mo. 395 00:25:37,443 --> 00:25:39,363 At lagi akong malibog! 396 00:25:40,243 --> 00:25:42,963 Lahat tayo ay may nakakahiyang sandali. 397 00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:44,683 Pero ilan sa atin 398 00:25:44,763 --> 00:25:47,363 ang matapang na ipaglalaban ang sarili? 399 00:25:47,883 --> 00:25:51,363 Kung sino man ito, dapat inspirasyon natin siya. 400 00:25:51,443 --> 00:25:53,163 Kampi ako kay Boy Tinigasan. 401 00:25:53,243 --> 00:25:56,043 O, sikat ka na! Sabi ko na! 402 00:25:56,123 --> 00:25:57,803 Magtiwala ka lang sa akin! 403 00:26:00,923 --> 00:26:03,763 Binida sa Sabi ni Amy ang video mo. 404 00:26:03,843 --> 00:26:07,043 May 10,000 repost na. Sikat ka na sa TikTok. 405 00:26:07,123 --> 00:26:09,603 Viral na si Charly pero sa ibang dahilan. 406 00:26:10,723 --> 00:26:13,323 -Boy Tinigasan! -Nabalitaan mo? 407 00:26:15,083 --> 00:26:16,843 May potensiyal siya. 408 00:26:19,163 --> 00:26:20,043 Charly! 409 00:26:21,203 --> 00:26:22,483 Salamat, ano kasi… 410 00:26:23,003 --> 00:26:25,403 -Galing mo! -May klase ako, 'sensiya na. 411 00:26:26,003 --> 00:26:28,803 Uy, Charly! Ano, 'yong kagabi, sana… 412 00:26:28,883 --> 00:26:31,443 Wag kang mag-alala. Sige, pare. 413 00:26:33,203 --> 00:26:34,843 -Pare? -Boy Tinigasan! 414 00:26:38,043 --> 00:26:40,443 -Sige na, pa-photo. -May klase ako. 415 00:26:40,523 --> 00:26:42,603 -Selfie tayo. -Astig, selfie. 416 00:26:44,523 --> 00:26:46,843 -Salamat. -Salamat. Grabe! Salamat. 417 00:26:48,043 --> 00:26:49,523 Uy, hello! 418 00:26:51,483 --> 00:26:52,843 'Sensiya na. 419 00:26:52,923 --> 00:26:54,483 Ikaw si Charly, non? 420 00:26:54,563 --> 00:26:57,843 -Oo. Ba't mo alam? -Pinag-uusapan ng lahat. 421 00:26:59,123 --> 00:27:03,323 Ako si Françoise. Di pa ko sanay dito. 422 00:27:04,283 --> 00:27:08,323 Baka pwede mo akong ipasyal? Bukas ng gabi? 423 00:27:08,403 --> 00:27:09,483 Puputok na ako! 424 00:27:09,563 --> 00:27:11,883 -Hindi! -Di naman, tanga. 425 00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:14,323 -Hindi? Okay. -Okay, Charly. 426 00:27:14,403 --> 00:27:16,003 -Sayang. -Isalba natin. 427 00:27:16,083 --> 00:27:18,443 -Yayain mong lumabas. -Françoise. 428 00:27:19,123 --> 00:27:23,083 Di ka pwedeng magtanong. Ako dapat ang magtatanong. 429 00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:25,323 Ha? Grabe, ang loser mo lang. 430 00:27:26,083 --> 00:27:28,403 Pero gumana! 431 00:27:28,483 --> 00:27:29,723 -Okay. -Ayos! 432 00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:33,403 'Kabagot. 433 00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:37,203 Tama na 'yan. Sinayang niya ang tsansa niya. 434 00:27:39,763 --> 00:27:41,763 Hello, bilog-puwit! 435 00:27:41,843 --> 00:27:44,763 Pwede na 'yan. Sarap! 436 00:27:45,843 --> 00:27:49,003 Hoy, mali. Saan ka pupunta? 437 00:27:49,523 --> 00:27:51,363 Suwerte ang kahit sinong 438 00:27:51,443 --> 00:27:53,923 makaka-sex ang tulad mo. 439 00:27:54,003 --> 00:27:55,643 Pagbigyan mo lang. 440 00:27:55,723 --> 00:27:57,843 -Ayaw kong kahit sino lang! -Ano ba. 441 00:27:57,923 --> 00:28:00,643 -Ang kuntento, di tigang. -Hayaan mo nga ako. 442 00:28:01,683 --> 00:28:03,363 Tungkol ba sa lalaking 'yon? 443 00:28:03,443 --> 00:28:04,483 Ha? Hindi. 444 00:28:04,563 --> 00:28:07,643 Oo. 'Yong nakilala mo sa bakasyon dati. 445 00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:12,483 Sumulpot sa harap mo. 446 00:28:13,003 --> 00:28:17,243 Si Costa! At si maliit na Costa na di naman maliit. 447 00:28:17,323 --> 00:28:18,363 ¿Como estás? 448 00:28:19,363 --> 00:28:20,923 -Hi. -German? 449 00:28:21,523 --> 00:28:24,443 -Oo. -May beach party kami mamaya. 450 00:28:25,483 --> 00:28:27,243 Panalo kung pupunta ka. 451 00:28:28,043 --> 00:28:30,283 -Okay. -Kita tayo mamaya. 452 00:28:30,363 --> 00:28:31,363 Sige. 453 00:28:31,883 --> 00:28:34,843 Unang beses 'yong nagka-interes ka sa lalaki. 454 00:28:34,923 --> 00:28:37,883 Na perpektong mala-bakal ang puwit. 455 00:29:20,283 --> 00:29:21,123 May problema? 456 00:29:23,243 --> 00:29:25,603 Naalala ko'ng papa ko. 457 00:29:26,123 --> 00:29:27,643 Kanta namin ito. 458 00:29:27,723 --> 00:29:29,803 Ano ka ba? 459 00:29:31,043 --> 00:29:33,203 Weird ka rin naman sa baba. 460 00:29:42,443 --> 00:29:44,483 Inisnab mo ako dahil kay gago. 461 00:29:44,563 --> 00:29:45,603 Di naman. 462 00:29:45,683 --> 00:29:48,803 Akala mo tama siya. Tinitigan mo na ba ako? 463 00:29:49,323 --> 00:29:51,043 Ibang usapan na nga lang. 464 00:29:51,563 --> 00:29:55,483 Balik tayo sa basic, sa dapat dati pang naganap. 465 00:29:55,563 --> 00:29:58,123 Ang Kama Sutra ay sinaunang librong Indian 466 00:29:58,203 --> 00:30:01,443 ng seksuwalidad, erotisismo, at kontentong emosyonal. 467 00:30:01,523 --> 00:30:02,763 May salamin ka? 468 00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:06,043 …pagpapakilala sa 36 na posisyong pagtatalik… 469 00:30:06,123 --> 00:30:07,683 Ano'ng ginagawa mo? 470 00:30:09,603 --> 00:30:11,643 Nag-ano ka na ba… 471 00:30:11,723 --> 00:30:15,083 Hindi, ano! Edad sampu lang ako. 472 00:30:17,803 --> 00:30:18,643 Tama. 473 00:30:19,763 --> 00:30:21,123 Magsa-safari ka? 474 00:30:29,803 --> 00:30:32,643 Dapat magpagupit ka para sa date bukas. 475 00:30:33,163 --> 00:30:35,643 -Ano'ng problema sa gupit ko? -Di sa taas. 476 00:30:35,723 --> 00:30:39,643 Payong titi lang: mag-ahit ka para mukhang malaki. 477 00:30:39,723 --> 00:30:42,643 -Di ko yata kaya. -Tama na'ng drama. 478 00:30:42,723 --> 00:30:43,603 Hubad. 479 00:30:48,203 --> 00:30:49,203 Salamin nga. 480 00:30:52,043 --> 00:30:53,723 -Paula! -Oo na. 481 00:30:57,923 --> 00:30:58,763 At? 482 00:30:59,323 --> 00:31:00,163 Ano… 483 00:31:00,763 --> 00:31:02,883 Di gaanong maganda. 484 00:31:02,963 --> 00:31:04,563 -Ikaw ang di maganda! -Hoy! 485 00:31:05,843 --> 00:31:08,683 Seryoso? Wag mong isuot 'yan. 486 00:31:08,763 --> 00:31:11,603 Parang ako ang regalo mo kay Françoise. 487 00:31:11,683 --> 00:31:15,443 Siguruhing maganda ang balot ko. Mahalaga ang itsura. 488 00:31:15,523 --> 00:31:19,443 Isipin mo'ng pagkasabik niya pag-alis niya ng balot. 489 00:31:20,123 --> 00:31:21,923 -Ah, ayos. -Ah, ayos. 490 00:31:22,003 --> 00:31:26,003 Isipin mo naman kung 'yan ang aalisin niyang balot. 491 00:31:30,603 --> 00:31:32,203 -Tama. -Mag-ahit. 492 00:31:32,283 --> 00:31:33,283 Tapos mamili. 493 00:31:34,363 --> 00:31:37,003 Ilang vulva na ba'ng nakita mo? 494 00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:38,163 Wala pa, pero… 495 00:31:38,243 --> 00:31:41,563 -Wala kang maikukumpara. -Siguro nga, pero… 496 00:31:45,843 --> 00:31:48,323 Pinakitaan mo ba ako ng 50 vagina? 497 00:31:48,403 --> 00:31:49,323 Mga 38. 498 00:31:49,403 --> 00:31:52,363 Ang plural ng vagina ay vaginas. Mga vulva 'yon. 499 00:31:52,443 --> 00:31:53,883 Mahalin ang sarili, iha. 500 00:31:53,963 --> 00:31:55,363 Bagalan, ha? 501 00:31:55,443 --> 00:31:56,443 Hawakan mo ako. 502 00:31:56,523 --> 00:31:58,163 Marahan. Okay. 503 00:31:58,243 --> 00:32:00,803 -Sobrang ingat. -Bakit? 504 00:32:01,323 --> 00:32:02,163 Kasi… 505 00:32:03,483 --> 00:32:04,483 Makikita mo. 506 00:32:04,563 --> 00:32:06,523 Makikita? Maingat ako. 507 00:32:07,883 --> 00:32:09,163 Mga anak ko! 508 00:32:11,083 --> 00:32:12,483 Pang-ahit ko ba 'yan? 509 00:32:13,163 --> 00:32:16,203 Ba't di ka mag-ahit sa shower? Gaya ng iba. 510 00:32:16,283 --> 00:32:18,523 Nagbibiro siya? Sakal ako riyan. 511 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,323 -Kailangan ko ng espasyo. -Masikip 'yan. 512 00:32:21,843 --> 00:32:23,363 Wag mo akong libangin. 513 00:32:25,203 --> 00:32:28,523 Nagkalayo na kasi kami ng loob ng papa mo. 514 00:32:29,043 --> 00:32:31,443 Buong buhay ko'ng binigay ko sa pamilya. 515 00:32:31,523 --> 00:32:33,563 Ngayon na'ng tsansa ko. 516 00:32:37,283 --> 00:32:38,843 Pinadalhan ako ng talong. 517 00:32:38,923 --> 00:32:40,603 -Ha? -Sa dating app. 518 00:32:40,683 --> 00:32:43,003 Romantiko. Gusto yatang magluto kami. 519 00:32:43,083 --> 00:32:44,523 Ang ibig sabihin niyan… 520 00:32:44,603 --> 00:32:47,923 Tagal ko nang walang malaki at makatas na talong. 521 00:32:48,883 --> 00:32:50,923 Mas maaksiyon pa'ng mama mo. 522 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:55,003 Nalungkot siyang di ako sumagot. Umiiyak 'yong talong. 523 00:32:57,083 --> 00:33:00,003 Di ko tanda kung kailan huling umiyak ang papa mo. 524 00:33:01,443 --> 00:33:04,083 -Gusto ko 'yan. -Huwag. 525 00:33:06,883 --> 00:33:08,883 Sige, hawakan mo ako. 526 00:33:08,963 --> 00:33:09,803 Sige. 527 00:33:17,283 --> 00:33:18,603 Ano 'yan? 528 00:33:18,683 --> 00:33:21,483 Puro panlalaki! Hay naku. 529 00:33:21,563 --> 00:33:23,323 Walang ganap sa akin. 530 00:33:23,403 --> 00:33:25,083 Okay. Ito naman. 531 00:33:25,163 --> 00:33:26,123 Pikit ka. 532 00:33:27,483 --> 00:33:31,043 Pahingi ng detalye. Sino'ng lalaki? Constantin? 533 00:33:31,123 --> 00:33:33,643 -Sila ni Marlene. -Ah basta. 534 00:33:33,723 --> 00:33:37,123 Piliin mo'ng pinakasikat. Makukuha mo kahit sino. 535 00:33:37,203 --> 00:33:38,443 Sinaunang diskarte. 536 00:33:38,523 --> 00:33:39,803 Dutsa na. 537 00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:01,003 Kailangan ko ng icicle. 538 00:34:11,043 --> 00:34:13,683 Tingnan mo'ng mga magic wand. 539 00:34:14,403 --> 00:34:15,603 Lapit kay Mama! 540 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,203 Ito'ng kailangan natin. 541 00:34:19,283 --> 00:34:22,283 Ayos! 542 00:34:22,923 --> 00:34:25,963 Di ko alam kung ano 'yon, pero sige! 543 00:34:26,763 --> 00:34:30,003 -Kailangan natin 'yan! -Para kanino ko isusuot 'yan? 544 00:34:30,083 --> 00:34:33,643 Daldal. Wag kang mag-isip. Ako na'ng bahala. 545 00:34:33,723 --> 00:34:35,643 Kailangan ko! 546 00:34:36,483 --> 00:34:39,323 Sabi na't diyosa tayo ng sex! 547 00:34:39,403 --> 00:34:42,163 Pero nakadikit ang tela sa labi ko. 548 00:34:42,243 --> 00:34:43,763 Mas malaki dapat. 549 00:34:43,843 --> 00:34:47,043 Pero panalo ang suso natin, ha! 550 00:34:47,123 --> 00:34:48,123 Sige na. 551 00:34:48,203 --> 00:34:49,803 At… salamat. 552 00:34:49,883 --> 00:34:51,003 Walang anuman. 553 00:34:51,083 --> 00:34:51,923 Hello? 554 00:34:53,043 --> 00:34:54,043 Hello? 555 00:35:06,043 --> 00:35:08,123 Hello, sikip-puwit. 556 00:35:08,723 --> 00:35:11,603 Mahusay 'yan. Babalutin ko na para sa 'yo? 557 00:35:11,683 --> 00:35:13,283 Wag na. Ipasok mo na lang. 558 00:35:14,563 --> 00:35:16,283 Manhid ang vagina ko. 559 00:35:16,363 --> 00:35:18,723 May napunit yata sa baba. 560 00:35:19,363 --> 00:35:21,603 Parang manganganak. Grabe. 561 00:35:21,683 --> 00:35:22,603 Oo. 562 00:35:24,443 --> 00:35:26,443 Si Paula ba 'yon? 563 00:35:26,523 --> 00:35:29,163 Diyos ko. Ano'ng suot niya? 564 00:35:34,963 --> 00:35:37,083 -Ang landi! -Ang landi! 565 00:35:37,163 --> 00:35:39,723 Handa na ako. Maging komportable ka. 566 00:35:40,443 --> 00:35:41,363 I-on mo. 567 00:35:42,603 --> 00:35:43,643 Humanda ka. 568 00:35:45,883 --> 00:35:47,723 Arangkada. 569 00:36:24,403 --> 00:36:25,443 Isa pa? 570 00:36:26,683 --> 00:36:29,083 "Sabi ni Amy." Ano 'yon? 571 00:36:29,163 --> 00:36:32,763 Ewan. Gumulo pagtapos ng kantahan. 572 00:36:32,843 --> 00:36:35,283 Maliit na halik muna. Panalo sa leeg. 573 00:36:35,363 --> 00:36:36,483 Ipit na ako. 574 00:36:36,563 --> 00:36:38,723 Pangit mamili ng mama mo. 575 00:36:38,803 --> 00:36:41,283 Hawak niya'ng sarili. Ikaw din. Magpaseksi. 576 00:36:41,363 --> 00:36:44,363 Pero buti di ka na Charly Walang Titi. 577 00:36:44,443 --> 00:36:46,003 -Tama. -Seksi 'yon? 578 00:36:46,523 --> 00:36:47,563 Ano… 579 00:36:51,883 --> 00:36:55,723 Paumanhin sa reaksiyon ko nang tanungin mo kung pwede tayong… 580 00:36:55,803 --> 00:36:57,043 -'Sus. -Alam mo… 581 00:36:57,123 --> 00:36:58,243 Hindi "'Sus." 582 00:36:58,323 --> 00:37:00,283 -Di sa ayaw ko. -Gusto namin! 583 00:37:00,363 --> 00:37:01,843 -Wag nang pag-usapan. -Oo! 584 00:37:01,923 --> 00:37:04,163 Gawin na. Ngayon, sa ilalim ng bituin! 585 00:37:04,243 --> 00:37:06,443 Mahalaga ka. Ayaw kong mawala ka. 586 00:37:06,523 --> 00:37:08,163 -Oo naman. -Hindi! Ha? 587 00:37:08,243 --> 00:37:09,403 -Ako rin. -Ha? 588 00:37:09,923 --> 00:37:11,323 Ano ba! 589 00:37:11,843 --> 00:37:12,763 Grabe! 590 00:37:14,803 --> 00:37:15,683 Ay, grabe. 591 00:37:21,563 --> 00:37:23,083 May iba sa 'yo. 592 00:37:23,603 --> 00:37:26,683 Nagpagupit ka ba o ano? 593 00:37:26,763 --> 00:37:27,603 Hindi. 594 00:37:27,683 --> 00:37:29,923 Parang may nagbago. 595 00:38:17,243 --> 00:38:18,083 Aba. 596 00:38:18,603 --> 00:38:19,483 Mga ate. 597 00:38:20,083 --> 00:38:24,123 Parang bagong mundo. Limang beses akong nakaraos. 598 00:38:24,203 --> 00:38:25,443 Paulit-ulit. 599 00:38:26,163 --> 00:38:28,323 Napakasuwerte natin. 600 00:38:37,003 --> 00:38:37,843 Ay, lintik. 601 00:38:37,923 --> 00:38:39,643 Di ba? Sabi na. 602 00:38:40,163 --> 00:38:44,443 Tikom sana ako pero tiyak tsinupa niya 'yong nasa sex shop. 603 00:38:45,563 --> 00:38:46,803 Wag ipahiya. 604 00:38:47,603 --> 00:38:49,963 Minsan, tinigasan ako 605 00:38:50,843 --> 00:38:52,883 sa pagtitig sa hinog na orange. 606 00:38:53,443 --> 00:38:55,563 Naalala ko'ng guro ko sa Spanish. 607 00:38:55,643 --> 00:38:57,603 Minsan tinitigasan ako sa bus 608 00:38:57,683 --> 00:38:59,243 kasi umaalog ang silya. 609 00:38:59,323 --> 00:39:01,003 Tawag ko rito, tigas-bus. 610 00:39:01,083 --> 00:39:03,283 Tinitigasan ako pag naaarawan ang ari. 611 00:39:03,363 --> 00:39:04,563 Minsan naaano ako… 612 00:39:05,283 --> 00:39:08,243 Teka, ba't puro titi tayo? 613 00:39:08,323 --> 00:39:09,803 Di nakakaaliw. 614 00:39:09,883 --> 00:39:13,643 Ilang oras akong naglalakad na nakabulsa ang kamay. 615 00:39:13,723 --> 00:39:15,643 Parang lahat nakatingin. 616 00:39:15,723 --> 00:39:18,523 Di ko na nga maintindihan ito minsan. 617 00:39:18,603 --> 00:39:21,683 Minsan nakatambay ako kina lolo na walang seksi. 618 00:39:21,763 --> 00:39:23,243 Titigas pa rin. 619 00:39:23,323 --> 00:39:25,123 Ang weird lang minsan. 620 00:39:25,203 --> 00:39:27,443 Walang interesado sa pagtigas mo. 621 00:39:27,523 --> 00:39:30,443 Ito ang sinimulan natin. Huwarang modelo ka na. 622 00:39:30,523 --> 00:39:32,003 -Hi, Charly. -Uy, Marlene. 623 00:39:32,083 --> 00:39:33,243 Marlene. 624 00:39:33,323 --> 00:39:36,843 May itatanong ako. May party ako sa weekend. 625 00:39:36,923 --> 00:39:39,203 Nabalitaan ko. Usap-usapan ng lahat. 626 00:39:39,283 --> 00:39:40,763 Mismo. Maganda ito. 627 00:39:41,363 --> 00:39:44,203 May gusto si Marlene kay Charly. Akalain mo. 628 00:39:44,283 --> 00:39:46,323 Loko. Inimbita niya lahat. 629 00:39:46,403 --> 00:39:47,643 Puwera ka! 630 00:39:48,603 --> 00:39:51,763 Kung may oras ka, gusto kong pumunta ka. 631 00:39:51,843 --> 00:39:53,563 -Oo? -Sige ba. 632 00:39:54,363 --> 00:39:55,563 Sige, kita tayo. 633 00:39:56,083 --> 00:40:00,123 Maluluha ako. Pare, pinagmamalaki kita. 634 00:40:00,203 --> 00:40:02,403 Dalawang bebot! Alam mo kung ano ito? 635 00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:04,043 Malaking problema. 636 00:40:06,163 --> 00:40:08,523 -Pinapaselos mo si Constantin? -Hindi. 637 00:40:09,243 --> 00:40:10,683 Malambing si Charly. 638 00:40:16,443 --> 00:40:19,283 Papa, hanggang kailan ka titira rito? 639 00:40:20,203 --> 00:40:22,003 -Tsismoso 'yan. -Ha? 640 00:40:22,083 --> 00:40:24,763 -'Yang bagong hardinero. -Ha? 641 00:40:26,603 --> 00:40:29,123 -May problema ako. Usap tayo. -Sige. 642 00:40:29,723 --> 00:40:32,483 Nakikipag-date itong French ne estudyante. 643 00:40:32,563 --> 00:40:34,603 Di yata problema 'yan. 644 00:40:35,203 --> 00:40:38,323 Hoy, ako ang kausap ng anak ko, ha. 645 00:40:41,523 --> 00:40:42,523 At? 646 00:40:42,603 --> 00:40:46,243 Sabay akong inimbita ng pinaka-cool na babae sa party niya. 647 00:40:48,523 --> 00:40:50,843 May mas gusto ka sa kanila? 648 00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,363 Wala. 649 00:40:53,443 --> 00:40:54,563 Simple lang. 650 00:40:54,643 --> 00:40:56,963 Isama mo ang French sa party ng babae. 651 00:40:57,043 --> 00:40:58,603 Kaya lang… 652 00:40:58,683 --> 00:41:01,363 Magkapatid ang sabay kong na-date dati. 653 00:41:04,083 --> 00:41:06,803 -'Yan ang sinasabi ko. -Humihingi siya ng payo. 654 00:41:07,323 --> 00:41:09,483 Mula sa akin. Ako! 655 00:41:10,003 --> 00:41:12,123 -Ba't ka naninigaw? -Di naman. 656 00:41:12,203 --> 00:41:15,443 -O, agresibo ka na. -Di naman. 657 00:41:15,523 --> 00:41:18,763 Baka dapat kang mag-therapy para sa anger management. 658 00:41:18,843 --> 00:41:20,923 Ba't ko gagawin 'yon, ha? 659 00:41:22,363 --> 00:41:25,443 -Nakatira ka sa opisina mo. -Kalokohan! 660 00:41:25,523 --> 00:41:26,443 Kita ka namin. 661 00:41:26,963 --> 00:41:29,563 -Kailan? -Sa gabi, pag sumasayaw ka. 662 00:41:32,763 --> 00:41:34,043 Pinapanood mo ako? 663 00:41:34,123 --> 00:41:38,643 Oo, ako at si Maggie mula sa kusina. Si Alexander na taga-basura. 664 00:41:40,323 --> 00:41:41,243 Lahat. 665 00:41:42,323 --> 00:41:43,283 Hi, Paula. 666 00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:47,243 Sige, cool ka lang. 667 00:41:47,323 --> 00:41:48,163 -Hi. -Hi. 668 00:41:50,763 --> 00:41:53,003 Punta ka sa party ni Marlene? 669 00:41:53,883 --> 00:41:55,443 -Oo. Oo naman. -Oo? 670 00:41:57,363 --> 00:42:01,323 Baka pwede tayong sabay pumunta kung gusto mo. 671 00:42:01,403 --> 00:42:02,723 At basa! 672 00:42:04,283 --> 00:42:06,723 -Oo. Gusto ko 'yan. Sige. -Oo? 673 00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:09,683 -Okay, cool. Kita tayo. -Okay. 674 00:42:11,003 --> 00:42:12,683 Grabe. Ano'ng nangyari? 675 00:42:12,763 --> 00:42:14,723 Isi-sex natin si kuya! 676 00:42:18,683 --> 00:42:20,163 At ano 'yon, Master? 677 00:42:21,123 --> 00:42:21,963 Ha? 678 00:42:23,003 --> 00:42:24,243 Malambing siya. 679 00:42:26,283 --> 00:42:27,243 Di ba? 680 00:42:31,843 --> 00:42:32,763 Pasok ka. 681 00:42:34,523 --> 00:42:35,363 Hello. 682 00:42:44,203 --> 00:42:46,683 Upo ka. Saglit lang. 683 00:43:33,163 --> 00:43:36,363 Madalas ka bang ginagabi sa trabaho? 684 00:43:42,763 --> 00:43:43,603 Oo. 685 00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:47,283 Daming gagawin. 686 00:43:48,363 --> 00:43:49,603 Kahit weekend? 687 00:43:54,723 --> 00:43:58,283 Alam mong bawal matulog dito, ano? 688 00:44:00,163 --> 00:44:01,003 Siyempre. 689 00:44:04,923 --> 00:44:06,003 Mabuti. 690 00:44:34,523 --> 00:44:36,203 Phoebe, patulong. 691 00:44:36,723 --> 00:44:38,323 May itatapon kang bangkay? 692 00:44:39,723 --> 00:44:42,203 Ha? Wala! May date ako. 693 00:44:45,203 --> 00:44:49,203 -Ang ganda mo, ha. -Salamat. Inip lang ako. 694 00:44:49,283 --> 00:44:50,123 Porma. 695 00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:54,043 -O, heto na tayo. -Heto tayo. 696 00:44:56,163 --> 00:44:59,523 -Ba't ka nag-doorbell sa inyo? -Di amin ito. 697 00:44:59,603 --> 00:45:01,763 Charly! Andito ka na. 698 00:45:01,843 --> 00:45:03,923 At may kasama ka. Ganda. 699 00:45:04,483 --> 00:45:06,083 -Enchantée. -Sige. 700 00:45:06,163 --> 00:45:07,003 Pasok. 701 00:45:07,523 --> 00:45:09,563 Pinag-aagawan tayo. 702 00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:13,203 Dalawang bebot! Apat na suso, dalawang vagina, 703 00:45:13,283 --> 00:45:16,563 apat na utong, dalawang dila, apat na labi, 20 daliri… 704 00:45:16,643 --> 00:45:17,803 Ilayo mo siya! 705 00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:20,403 -Mr. Fluffles. -Layo! 706 00:45:20,483 --> 00:45:21,523 Bait 'yan. 707 00:45:22,403 --> 00:45:24,403 -Hanap ka ng ibang bola! -Gusto ka. 708 00:45:24,483 --> 00:45:26,043 Tulong! Hoy, alis! 709 00:45:26,723 --> 00:45:27,883 Dinig ako. 710 00:45:28,523 --> 00:45:31,243 -Labas, Mr. Fluffles. -Muntik na. 711 00:45:33,123 --> 00:45:34,403 Mawawala siya. 712 00:45:34,483 --> 00:45:37,123 Sagwa. Aliwin natin siya. 713 00:45:37,843 --> 00:45:40,203 -Ah, bon. Party ito? -Bilis! Sagot! 714 00:45:41,003 --> 00:45:42,683 -Oo. -Galingan mo naman. 715 00:45:42,763 --> 00:45:44,323 -Cool. -Tanungin mo. 716 00:45:45,163 --> 00:45:46,923 -Gusto mo ng inumin? -Di 'yan. 717 00:45:47,003 --> 00:45:48,123 -Shot? -Ha? 718 00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:49,323 -Shot tayo? -Wag. 719 00:45:49,403 --> 00:45:51,443 Yari ako pag may alak. 720 00:45:51,523 --> 00:45:53,003 Charly. Wag! 721 00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:54,403 -Charly! -Sige. 722 00:46:09,483 --> 00:46:12,643 Ito na'ng pinakahihintay nating lahat. 723 00:46:14,283 --> 00:46:18,043 -Ang lapit ng kamay niya sa suso. -May bago nang Marlene. 724 00:46:18,123 --> 00:46:19,843 Lahat nakatingin sa atin. 725 00:46:20,563 --> 00:46:21,403 Landi. 726 00:46:21,483 --> 00:46:23,843 Mahal nila tayo. Ganda natin. 727 00:46:26,643 --> 00:46:27,803 Hi! 728 00:46:29,523 --> 00:46:30,723 'Musta? 729 00:46:31,523 --> 00:46:32,843 Gusto mong uminom? 730 00:46:32,923 --> 00:46:33,763 Sige. 731 00:46:34,363 --> 00:46:35,243 Ayos. 732 00:46:36,003 --> 00:46:37,843 Paula, focus. 733 00:46:38,363 --> 00:46:40,123 Parating ang kabayo natin. 734 00:46:50,843 --> 00:46:52,323 Pinakamagandang araw! 735 00:46:52,403 --> 00:46:53,243 Ha? 736 00:46:53,323 --> 00:46:54,643 Sabi ko… 737 00:46:56,123 --> 00:46:58,083 Hoy! 738 00:47:01,643 --> 00:47:04,083 Iyo ang pinakaseksing susong nakita ko. 739 00:47:04,603 --> 00:47:05,683 Salamat. 740 00:47:07,243 --> 00:47:09,603 Ang ganda mo. Asan ka buong buhay ko? 741 00:47:09,683 --> 00:47:12,043 -Salita ka pa, baby. -Andito lang. 742 00:47:12,123 --> 00:47:14,203 Di ka lang marunong tumingin. 743 00:47:14,283 --> 00:47:15,963 -Ang labi! -Sa atin. 744 00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:19,043 Galing mo! Pinagmamalaki kita! 745 00:47:19,123 --> 00:47:21,043 Ang husay lang! 746 00:47:23,043 --> 00:47:24,283 Hello. 747 00:47:27,483 --> 00:47:30,803 Kuha mo ulit tayo ng maiinom. 748 00:47:30,883 --> 00:47:32,523 Balik ako agad. 749 00:47:32,603 --> 00:47:34,683 -Kahit ano para sa reyna ko. -Okay. 750 00:47:34,763 --> 00:47:36,083 Charly, hi! 751 00:47:36,163 --> 00:47:37,563 Marlene, hi! 752 00:47:37,643 --> 00:47:38,643 -Ano? -Ano? 753 00:47:41,683 --> 00:47:44,683 Mga binibini, pwedeng sabay ang titi ko sa inyo. 754 00:47:46,923 --> 00:47:47,763 Ha? 755 00:47:50,363 --> 00:47:51,323 Threesome! 756 00:47:56,883 --> 00:47:59,723 Isa ngang S! At saka E! At saka X! 757 00:47:59,803 --> 00:48:01,043 Gusto ko ng sex! 758 00:48:05,763 --> 00:48:09,243 Makaka-sex tayo ngayong gabi 759 00:48:09,323 --> 00:48:12,363 Magyayarian tayo Magdamag! 760 00:48:12,443 --> 00:48:14,483 Gusto kong magsaya! 761 00:48:15,003 --> 00:48:16,283 -May tao! -May tao! 762 00:48:17,843 --> 00:48:21,443 Si Constantin talaga. Sa party pa ni Marlene! Bastos. 763 00:48:21,523 --> 00:48:24,763 Eh di ba, ang damit, ang sex shop. 764 00:48:25,803 --> 00:48:28,843 -Tiyak pokpok si Paula. -Sex worker. 765 00:48:28,923 --> 00:48:32,443 Kaya siguro tsinupa niya 'yong sa sex shop. 766 00:48:32,523 --> 00:48:34,323 Pampagana niya si Constantin. 767 00:48:34,403 --> 00:48:36,843 Baka marami siyang matsupa ngayon. 768 00:48:36,923 --> 00:48:38,243 Higit sampu siguro. 769 00:48:38,323 --> 00:48:40,283 Magkano kaya ang singil niya? 770 00:48:40,363 --> 00:48:41,883 Sampu pataas. 771 00:48:41,963 --> 00:48:43,243 Wag ipahiya. 772 00:48:56,603 --> 00:48:58,643 Dahil sa 'yo, akala pokpok ako. 773 00:48:58,723 --> 00:49:00,883 Dahil sa akin, bida ka ngayon. 774 00:49:00,963 --> 00:49:02,603 Paula! Hayun ka. 775 00:49:02,683 --> 00:49:03,563 Cupcake. 776 00:49:03,643 --> 00:49:05,963 -Parang gusto ko nang umalis. -Ha? 777 00:49:06,043 --> 00:49:06,883 Ha? 778 00:49:07,963 --> 00:49:08,883 Bakit? 779 00:49:08,963 --> 00:49:11,163 -Walang atrasan. -Hindi. 780 00:49:11,923 --> 00:49:13,163 Di bale na… 781 00:49:14,843 --> 00:49:15,763 Uy, teka. 782 00:49:17,243 --> 00:49:20,603 Bawal umuwi nang malungkot. Pag-usapan natin. 783 00:49:21,123 --> 00:49:21,963 Okay? 784 00:49:23,323 --> 00:49:25,363 Paula, heto na! 785 00:49:28,603 --> 00:49:30,123 Ayos! 786 00:49:30,203 --> 00:49:32,923 -Di yata tayo dapat dito. -Dapat lang. 787 00:49:33,003 --> 00:49:34,163 Hindi, ayos lang. 788 00:49:34,243 --> 00:49:35,443 -O? -Oo. 789 00:49:35,523 --> 00:49:36,363 Upo ka. 790 00:49:37,523 --> 00:49:38,603 Ano… 791 00:49:40,243 --> 00:49:43,163 Ano ba'ng nangyari? Ano… 792 00:49:48,043 --> 00:49:49,003 Ano… 793 00:49:49,603 --> 00:49:50,443 Ano… 794 00:49:52,043 --> 00:49:54,403 May kaibigan ako, at… 795 00:49:54,483 --> 00:49:55,923 Team Vulva na! 796 00:49:56,923 --> 00:49:59,563 Inano ko kasi… 797 00:50:00,923 --> 00:50:02,963 sinunod siya kasi nagtiwala ako. 798 00:50:03,043 --> 00:50:05,363 Ngayon, akala ng lahat, pokpok akong… 799 00:50:06,603 --> 00:50:08,083 Tara kay Mama. 800 00:50:11,003 --> 00:50:12,243 Seryoso ako. Ano… 801 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:14,123 Di ako gan'on. 802 00:50:14,203 --> 00:50:16,403 Ang seksi mo. Ang ano lang… 803 00:50:17,883 --> 00:50:21,243 Pangarap natin ito. Humiga at magsaya. 804 00:50:28,523 --> 00:50:31,723 Okay. Kulang yata siya sa praktis. 805 00:50:31,803 --> 00:50:34,403 Tulungan mo! Ano'ng hinihintay mo? Bilis. 806 00:50:36,603 --> 00:50:38,163 Litaw na'ng ahas. 807 00:50:44,963 --> 00:50:45,883 Gan'on? 808 00:50:47,083 --> 00:50:47,923 Nakikiramay. 809 00:50:59,923 --> 00:51:00,763 Lintik. 810 00:51:01,563 --> 00:51:02,403 Buwisit. 811 00:51:03,963 --> 00:51:04,803 Asar! 812 00:51:10,123 --> 00:51:11,163 Ayos ka lang? 813 00:51:11,243 --> 00:51:13,203 Walang ayos. Ano… 814 00:51:21,003 --> 00:51:23,683 Wag mong sabihin sa iba, ha? 815 00:51:28,243 --> 00:51:30,363 Nakakahiya talaga. 816 00:51:42,003 --> 00:51:42,843 Uy. 817 00:51:43,403 --> 00:51:44,243 Ano… 818 00:51:45,163 --> 00:51:48,283 Naiintindihan ko, okay? Buwisit ang tsismis. 819 00:51:51,683 --> 00:51:53,763 Wala kang dapat ipag-alala. 820 00:52:08,523 --> 00:52:10,563 Akala ko gagana 'yon. 821 00:52:10,643 --> 00:52:12,523 Ano? Wala akong kinalaman! 822 00:52:22,923 --> 00:52:24,523 …ang sama. 823 00:52:28,683 --> 00:52:30,883 Nasa kuwarto kayo ni Paula? 824 00:52:30,963 --> 00:52:35,003 Grabe, kakarating lang, may ka-sex na agad. 825 00:52:35,083 --> 00:52:36,443 Di kami nag-sex. 826 00:52:37,123 --> 00:52:38,723 -Pero gusto niya. -Ni Paula? 827 00:52:39,603 --> 00:52:40,483 Talaga? 828 00:52:40,563 --> 00:52:42,243 Gusto niya, patira sa puwit. 829 00:52:44,883 --> 00:52:47,283 Basti, tanggal na'ng korona mo. 830 00:52:48,323 --> 00:52:51,683 May bagong reyna ng patira sa puwit. Hanep, ha. 831 00:52:51,763 --> 00:52:52,723 Bruha. 832 00:52:52,803 --> 00:52:56,603 Oo, at talagang adik siya sa sex. 833 00:52:56,683 --> 00:52:58,243 Kakaiba talaga. 834 00:52:58,323 --> 00:52:59,803 Aba, Mr. Fluffles! 835 00:52:59,883 --> 00:53:01,563 Hello, bait. 836 00:53:05,803 --> 00:53:07,443 Noong nasa stage ako, 837 00:53:07,963 --> 00:53:10,443 basta siya lumabas at nag-hello sa mundo. 838 00:53:10,523 --> 00:53:12,643 Sino ba ako para pigilan siya? 839 00:53:12,723 --> 00:53:15,403 -Isa kang inspirasyon, kapatid. -Charly. 840 00:53:15,483 --> 00:53:17,563 -Paula! -Uy, si liit-suso! 841 00:53:17,643 --> 00:53:19,043 Best friend ko. 842 00:53:19,123 --> 00:53:21,563 -Si Françoise, Marlene, Klaus. -Saglit… 843 00:53:21,643 --> 00:53:22,763 Robbie. 844 00:53:23,923 --> 00:53:25,763 Ano'ng pinagsasasabi mo? 845 00:53:26,523 --> 00:53:29,483 Lasing ka na yata. 846 00:53:29,563 --> 00:53:32,483 Wag nang magselos. Pwede ako sa lahat. 847 00:53:32,563 --> 00:53:33,483 Oo, sige. 848 00:53:33,563 --> 00:53:37,003 Bitaw. Ayaw kita, puking pang-training. 849 00:53:40,563 --> 00:53:41,923 "Puking pang-training"? 850 00:53:42,523 --> 00:53:44,163 Gago 'yon, ah! 851 00:53:44,243 --> 00:53:45,843 Charly! 852 00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:49,163 Charly! 853 00:53:53,963 --> 00:53:58,363 Boy Tinigasan! 854 00:54:38,763 --> 00:54:40,243 Ang cute mo lang. 855 00:54:42,163 --> 00:54:43,843 Ang espesyal kagabi. 856 00:54:53,163 --> 00:54:54,003 Talaga? 857 00:54:54,643 --> 00:54:55,683 Buong gabi. 858 00:54:59,043 --> 00:55:01,963 Imposible. Unang beses ko, di ko maalala? 859 00:55:02,043 --> 00:55:03,123 Ako rin, pare. 860 00:55:03,203 --> 00:55:06,363 Dapat espesyal ang unang beses. Ngayon, di ko na alam… 861 00:55:07,923 --> 00:55:08,763 Teka. 862 00:55:10,643 --> 00:55:12,443 -Hello? -Hi. 863 00:55:14,803 --> 00:55:17,243 Dapat wala ka na pagtapos ng unang beses. 864 00:55:17,323 --> 00:55:18,363 Charly. 865 00:55:18,443 --> 00:55:21,923 Kung di mo maalala, paano ko maaalala? 866 00:55:22,003 --> 00:55:23,923 Baka gustong umulit ng babae. 867 00:55:24,003 --> 00:55:26,123 Tapos wala na ako. Pangako. 868 00:55:26,883 --> 00:55:27,723 Uy. 869 00:55:28,323 --> 00:55:30,443 Pauwi na'ng magulang ko. Alis ka na. 870 00:55:33,043 --> 00:55:36,763 Mukhang magtatagal pa tayong magkasama. 871 00:55:58,603 --> 00:56:01,043 Sabine, kaliwang paa sa dilaw. 872 00:56:05,403 --> 00:56:07,123 Ano'ng nagaganap? 873 00:56:08,443 --> 00:56:09,563 Hi, anak. 874 00:56:10,203 --> 00:56:11,523 -Hi! -Hi! 875 00:56:12,403 --> 00:56:14,723 Salo-salo lang kasama ang mga kaibigan. 876 00:56:14,803 --> 00:56:16,603 Medyo nagtagal lang. 877 00:56:23,163 --> 00:56:24,883 NASA KAMA KO PAGGISING KO 878 00:56:54,523 --> 00:56:57,363 Hoy! Boy Tinigasan! 879 00:56:59,123 --> 00:57:00,243 -Hayop! -Respeto. 880 00:57:00,923 --> 00:57:02,443 Galing, pare. 881 00:57:05,363 --> 00:57:06,723 Charly, hi. 882 00:57:07,323 --> 00:57:09,043 Kita tayo sa break, ha? 883 00:57:10,683 --> 00:57:13,083 Kita mo? 'Yan ang sinasabi ko. 884 00:57:13,683 --> 00:57:16,443 Opisyal na yata. May girlfriend na ako. 885 00:57:16,523 --> 00:57:20,283 Di lang basta girlfriend. Ang pinakaseksi sa eskuwela. 886 00:57:20,363 --> 00:57:22,243 Di kita iiwang nakalaylay. 887 00:57:22,323 --> 00:57:23,363 Birong titi lang. 888 00:57:23,883 --> 00:57:25,723 Ang sarap mahalin, ano? 889 00:57:25,803 --> 00:57:27,083 Uy, Françoise. 890 00:57:28,283 --> 00:57:29,123 Hello. 891 00:57:32,043 --> 00:57:33,923 Okay, wag na si Françoise. 892 00:57:35,003 --> 00:57:37,963 Balikan na lang 'yan pag sumablay kay Marlene. 893 00:57:40,963 --> 00:57:42,603 O si Paula! Tama! 894 00:57:43,283 --> 00:57:46,163 CHARLY: PAULA, ANO'NG NANGYARI NOONG PARTY? 895 00:57:47,043 --> 00:57:49,283 -O, heto na'ng malandi. -Naku. 896 00:57:51,883 --> 00:57:54,163 -Ang pokpok. -Ang landi niya. 897 00:57:54,683 --> 00:57:55,763 Uy, babe. 898 00:57:56,483 --> 00:57:57,363 Kilala kita? 899 00:57:57,443 --> 00:57:59,403 Di pa, pero kilalanin mo siya. 900 00:58:00,683 --> 00:58:01,723 Loko! 901 00:58:03,163 --> 00:58:06,363 Ano'ng problema mo? Pwede sana siya. 902 00:58:07,363 --> 00:58:09,843 Nag-sex kami ni Paula kagabi. 903 00:58:09,923 --> 00:58:11,563 O? Ang pokpok ng eskuwela? 904 00:58:11,643 --> 00:58:15,203 Oo! Sabi ni Constantin, adik siya sa sex. 905 00:58:15,283 --> 00:58:16,283 Diyos ko. 906 00:58:17,003 --> 00:58:18,523 Sex celebrity tayo! 907 00:58:22,443 --> 00:58:24,963 -Hoy! Ano'ng pinagkalat mo? -Ha? 908 00:58:26,683 --> 00:58:28,563 Bitaw nga. Mahal ang jacket. 909 00:58:28,643 --> 00:58:30,963 Ipagkalat ko kaya'ng tunay na ganap? 910 00:58:33,523 --> 00:58:35,043 May maniniwala sa pokpok? 911 00:58:36,003 --> 00:58:37,323 -Ha? -Oo. 912 00:58:37,403 --> 00:58:39,363 Sino'ng paniniwalaan nila? 913 00:58:39,923 --> 00:58:42,003 Ako, ang pinakasikat na lalaki? 914 00:58:43,883 --> 00:58:45,123 O ikaw? 915 00:59:03,203 --> 00:59:07,123 Di ko maintindihan. Ba't masama ang pokpok? 916 00:59:07,203 --> 00:59:09,163 Mali yata ang tingin mo. 917 00:59:09,243 --> 00:59:12,283 Uy, alam n'yo bang pokpok si Paula? 918 00:59:12,363 --> 00:59:13,243 Gan'on? 919 00:59:13,323 --> 00:59:15,803 Oo! Limang euro daw ang singil kada oras. 920 00:59:15,883 --> 00:59:18,043 Tumatanggap din ng credit card. 921 00:59:18,123 --> 00:59:20,563 -Alam mong adik siya sa sex? -Kadiri. 922 00:59:20,643 --> 00:59:23,203 Sana di ko nagamit ang kubetang gamit niya. 923 00:59:25,043 --> 00:59:25,883 Nakakailang. 924 00:59:27,003 --> 00:59:27,963 Grabe. 925 00:59:28,923 --> 00:59:30,923 Di ko naisip 'yon. 926 00:59:31,443 --> 00:59:33,763 Pwede nating pagkakitaan ito! 927 00:59:35,763 --> 00:59:37,683 MURA AT GAME PAULA 01575 3262784 928 00:59:54,563 --> 00:59:55,483 Astig, pare. 929 00:59:59,083 --> 01:00:00,963 Aba, ang pokpok ng eskuwela. 930 01:00:06,043 --> 01:00:11,803 Charly, mangyaring maglahad ng asta mong tila maloko. 931 01:00:13,683 --> 01:00:16,563 Anong wika 'yan, ate? Pang-Hobbit? 932 01:00:17,483 --> 01:00:20,403 Ang tanda na natin para sa sekretong pananalita. 933 01:00:27,603 --> 01:00:28,723 Unang customer! 934 01:01:13,963 --> 01:01:17,043 Uy, ganda. Mag-aliw tayo? 935 01:01:17,123 --> 01:01:20,123 TIYAN NG HAYOP INUMAN AT SAYAWAN MAGDAMAG 936 01:02:28,363 --> 01:02:30,403 UY, QUICKIE TAYO? 937 01:02:30,483 --> 01:02:32,603 MALAKAS KA BANG HUMALINGHING? 938 01:02:32,683 --> 01:02:34,043 POKPOK! 939 01:02:47,603 --> 01:02:50,003 Di maganda ang trato mo kay Paula. 940 01:02:50,523 --> 01:02:53,243 Pinagkalat mong adik siya sa sex. 941 01:02:53,323 --> 01:02:55,523 Parang bata, kahit para sa 'yo. 942 01:02:56,043 --> 01:02:58,243 'Sus, gan'on ka rin naman. 943 01:02:58,923 --> 01:03:02,163 Paasa ka sa tulad ni Charly na mas mababa sa 'yo. 944 01:03:02,243 --> 01:03:05,243 Wala ka namang interes sa kanya. 945 01:03:06,163 --> 01:03:08,683 Galawang bruha lang 'yan. 946 01:03:08,763 --> 01:03:10,603 Anong wala akong interes? 947 01:03:11,123 --> 01:03:15,043 Mabait na tao si Charly di tulad ng pokpok na si Paula. 948 01:03:15,123 --> 01:03:18,523 Itago ang kuko. Alam mong loser si Charly. 949 01:03:20,483 --> 01:03:22,363 Diyos ko, Constantin. 950 01:03:23,003 --> 01:03:25,003 Seloso ka palang tao. 951 01:03:25,803 --> 01:03:27,603 Selos sa lokong 'yon? 952 01:03:28,443 --> 01:03:29,403 Seryoso? 953 01:03:29,483 --> 01:03:32,323 Wala siya sa katawan mo pero pinapatawa niya ako. 954 01:03:32,403 --> 01:03:33,243 Malamang. 955 01:03:33,323 --> 01:03:35,963 Pero alam mo'ng mas patawa? 956 01:03:36,043 --> 01:03:39,163 Ang makita kang maloko ni Paula. Nakakahiya. 957 01:03:39,763 --> 01:03:43,123 Kalma lang. Seloso ka palang tao. 958 01:03:44,843 --> 01:03:45,843 Selos? 959 01:03:46,483 --> 01:03:47,403 Kay Paula? 960 01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:49,123 Gan'on. 961 01:03:50,163 --> 01:03:51,203 Kadiri. 962 01:03:55,803 --> 01:03:59,163 Pupunta ka ba sa graduation dance? 963 01:04:01,643 --> 01:04:03,483 Iniimbita mo ba ako? 964 01:04:04,003 --> 01:04:06,123 Tiyak. Tinatanggap mo ba? 965 01:04:08,163 --> 01:04:09,043 Siguro. 966 01:04:19,123 --> 01:04:20,323 Uy, babe. 967 01:04:20,403 --> 01:04:21,403 Hi. 968 01:04:21,483 --> 01:04:24,923 -Halos dalawang linggo na tayo… -At wala pa ring sex! 969 01:04:25,003 --> 01:04:27,843 -Ilang beses kong sasabihin? -Sasabog na ako! 970 01:04:27,923 --> 01:04:30,443 Ang kasunod natin ay sa graduation dance. 971 01:04:30,523 --> 01:04:31,363 Pero bakit? 972 01:04:31,443 --> 01:04:34,443 -Magsasama ulit tayo n'on. -Di 'yon. 973 01:04:34,523 --> 01:04:37,563 Sana kilalanin natin ang isa't isa. Mag-usap. 974 01:04:37,643 --> 01:04:40,723 -Bakit? Lagi tayong nag-uusap. -Mismo! Puro dada. 975 01:04:40,803 --> 01:04:43,843 -Tara, sabay ka. -Dagdag sex, bawas dada! 976 01:04:43,923 --> 01:04:48,483 Ibig kong sabihin, di pa kita kilala. 977 01:04:49,003 --> 01:04:50,963 Ang pagkatao mo. 978 01:04:51,043 --> 01:04:53,523 Ano'ng mahalaga sa 'yo? Ang nakakaaliw? 979 01:04:53,603 --> 01:04:56,323 -May mga hilig din ako… -Moon sign ko, Gemini. 980 01:04:56,403 --> 01:05:00,283 Walang biro, ang ascendant ko, Aquarius. 981 01:05:00,363 --> 01:05:02,083 Tripleng air sign ako. 982 01:05:02,163 --> 01:05:05,403 Kung ang sun sign ko ay Libra, emosyonal ako. 983 01:05:05,483 --> 01:05:08,843 Pero Gemini ako, kambal. Walang emosyon at tuyo. 984 01:05:09,563 --> 01:05:13,283 Kaya di ako bagay sa Pisces. Di ba, isda? 985 01:05:13,363 --> 01:05:14,843 Di ko kasundo. 986 01:05:14,923 --> 01:05:17,043 At… lupaypay. 987 01:05:17,963 --> 01:05:19,443 Teka, Pisces ako. 988 01:05:22,763 --> 01:05:23,603 Mismo. 989 01:05:31,843 --> 01:05:34,283 Di okay na isnabin mo ako! 990 01:05:34,363 --> 01:05:36,523 Uy, may sikip-puwit, o. 991 01:05:36,603 --> 01:05:37,723 Paula! 992 01:05:37,803 --> 01:05:40,443 Paula! Ayaw ni Marlene ng isda! 993 01:05:41,883 --> 01:05:45,843 Alam mo, Charly, wala akong paki sa kinakain ni Marlene. 994 01:05:47,723 --> 01:05:49,883 Paula, hindi. Ibig kong sabihin… 995 01:06:23,283 --> 01:06:24,163 Paula. 996 01:06:26,203 --> 01:06:27,563 Di ako papasok doon. 997 01:06:40,963 --> 01:06:42,643 Nalilibugan ako sa 'yo. 998 01:06:43,483 --> 01:06:46,843 Sobrang tagal kong hinintay ito. 999 01:06:46,923 --> 01:06:48,883 Bagay tayo, Marlene. 1000 01:06:49,403 --> 01:06:51,763 Alam mong di kami nag-sex ni Charly? 1001 01:06:52,283 --> 01:06:54,283 -Oo. -Nakatulog lang siya. 1002 01:08:48,043 --> 01:08:49,603 May tsismisan. 1003 01:08:50,883 --> 01:08:52,883 Alam mo naman 'yon. 1004 01:08:55,123 --> 01:08:55,963 Oo. 1005 01:08:57,123 --> 01:08:58,203 Naiintindihan ko. 1006 01:09:02,083 --> 01:09:03,363 Hayaan mo sila. 1007 01:09:16,883 --> 01:09:18,563 NAGKABALIKAN HABAMBUHAY 1008 01:09:22,923 --> 01:09:24,123 PAULA 1009 01:09:26,483 --> 01:09:28,963 Hi, si Paula ito. Mag-iwan ng mensahe. 1010 01:09:37,643 --> 01:09:38,523 Anak. 1011 01:09:39,963 --> 01:09:40,803 Uy. 1012 01:09:44,843 --> 01:09:46,803 Nakita mo ba'ng papa mo? 1013 01:09:48,243 --> 01:09:49,283 Hindi, bakit? 1014 01:09:52,003 --> 01:09:53,003 Ewan. 1015 01:09:55,803 --> 01:09:57,923 Nakakainis nga pala'ng makipag-date. 1016 01:09:59,563 --> 01:10:00,643 Nami-miss ko siya. 1017 01:10:02,203 --> 01:10:04,123 Ang ganda ng samahan namin dati. 1018 01:10:08,923 --> 01:10:11,363 Ba't ba laging tungkol sa inyo ni Papa? 1019 01:10:12,363 --> 01:10:15,843 Paano ako? Di ba dapat ako? Sino'ng bata rito? 1020 01:10:15,923 --> 01:10:18,043 -Ano'ng sinasabi mo? -Alam mo? 1021 01:10:18,123 --> 01:10:19,363 Umalis ako sa choir. 1022 01:10:20,083 --> 01:10:22,123 -Tapos! -Mala-anghel ang boses mo. 1023 01:10:22,203 --> 01:10:25,283 -Pangit boses ko! -Pag-usapan natin ito… 1024 01:10:25,363 --> 01:10:26,323 Labas! 1025 01:10:28,243 --> 01:10:29,083 Pakiusap. 1026 01:10:33,083 --> 01:10:33,923 Sige. 1027 01:10:34,803 --> 01:10:37,043 Di ko sinadyang galitin ka. 1028 01:10:41,283 --> 01:10:42,603 Good luck sa 'yo. 1029 01:10:44,123 --> 01:10:45,923 Para sa finals mo bukas. 1030 01:11:39,603 --> 01:11:40,843 Tapos na. 1031 01:11:41,483 --> 01:11:42,603 Tapos na'ng oras. 1032 01:11:44,043 --> 01:11:48,043 -Pakitapos ang huling pangungusap. -Ang huling pangungusap pakitapos. 1033 01:12:05,483 --> 01:12:08,803 Charly, ikaw din. Ibaba na ang ballpen mo. 1034 01:12:08,883 --> 01:12:11,603 Baba. Ballpen. Baba. 1035 01:12:11,683 --> 01:12:12,883 Ibaba ang ballpen. 1036 01:12:13,523 --> 01:12:16,203 Ballpen. Baba. 1037 01:13:29,923 --> 01:13:31,723 Hoy, walang ka-sex dito. 1038 01:13:31,803 --> 01:13:34,723 Gusto kong makipag-sex. Gusto mo. Gusto natin. 1039 01:13:34,803 --> 01:13:36,883 -Lahat tayo… Uy, hawak mo… -Tigil! 1040 01:13:36,963 --> 01:13:40,803 -Tapos na'ng limang minuto mo. -Tumigil ka na! 1041 01:13:41,363 --> 01:13:44,363 Uy, teka. Charly, okay ka lang? 1042 01:13:44,443 --> 01:13:47,163 Oo. Pero ginulo mo'ng buhay ko. 1043 01:13:47,243 --> 01:13:50,123 Ano'ng gagawin mo sa bubog? Wag kang tanga! 1044 01:13:50,203 --> 01:13:51,763 Team tayo! Tropa? 1045 01:13:51,843 --> 01:13:52,683 Tahimik! 1046 01:13:52,763 --> 01:13:54,003 Bitawan mo 'yan. 1047 01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:56,043 Naman, Charly! Charly! 1048 01:13:57,083 --> 01:13:59,803 Manahimik ka! Busalan mo'ng bibig mo! 1049 01:14:01,163 --> 01:14:03,163 Sabing manahimik ka! 1050 01:14:03,243 --> 01:14:05,523 Ano ba… Tanggal ako? 1051 01:14:05,603 --> 01:14:07,403 -Di ko na kaya. -Paula? 1052 01:14:07,483 --> 01:14:11,403 Paula naman. Wala tayong makaka-sex dito sa tulay. 1053 01:14:11,483 --> 01:14:12,923 -Kabaliwan ito. -Baliw? 1054 01:14:13,483 --> 01:14:15,083 Sabi ng madaldal na vagina? 1055 01:14:15,603 --> 01:14:18,363 Sinira mo'ng buhay ko. Ayaw ko na. 1056 01:14:18,443 --> 01:14:22,883 Tuwing titingin ako sa phone ko, may paalala nito. 1057 01:14:22,963 --> 01:14:25,043 -Ang tawag dito ay vulva. -Heh! 1058 01:14:25,123 --> 01:14:27,003 Manahimik ka! 1059 01:14:27,083 --> 01:14:28,523 Sino'ng tatahimik? 1060 01:14:36,643 --> 01:14:40,043 -Paula, kausap mo'ng vagina mo? -Vulva! 1061 01:14:40,123 --> 01:14:42,203 -Ito ay… -Oo, tanga! 1062 01:14:42,283 --> 01:14:44,603 -Ang tawag ay vulva. -Ayos lang 'yon. 1063 01:14:45,243 --> 01:14:46,723 Ano'ng kinalaman mo? 1064 01:14:46,803 --> 01:14:48,363 -Ako? -Sabihin mo. 1065 01:14:48,443 --> 01:14:50,123 -Kausap ko'ng titi ko. -Oo. 1066 01:14:50,203 --> 01:14:52,803 -Gaya ng ibang lalaki. -Sumasagot ang akin. 1067 01:14:59,683 --> 01:15:01,043 Ang baliw niyan. 1068 01:15:08,923 --> 01:15:10,243 Ba't di mo sinabi? 1069 01:15:10,923 --> 01:15:13,043 Tulad ng di mo pagsabi. 1070 01:15:13,563 --> 01:15:14,843 Kasi parang baliw. 1071 01:15:18,003 --> 01:15:19,763 Pwedeng bumaba ka na? 1072 01:15:24,923 --> 01:15:25,963 Okay. 1073 01:15:30,483 --> 01:15:34,603 Ginago tayo nina Mr. at Mrs. Perpekto. Pero alam mo'ng mas malala? 1074 01:15:35,363 --> 01:15:37,363 Kinakausap tayo ng ari natin? 1075 01:15:38,043 --> 01:15:39,603 Di na tayo magkaibigan. 1076 01:15:41,363 --> 01:15:42,803 Pasensiya na talaga. 1077 01:15:43,923 --> 01:15:45,603 Ginagago mo ba ako? 1078 01:15:46,243 --> 01:15:47,643 Di kita pinapatawad. 1079 01:15:49,323 --> 01:15:51,323 -Teka, di ako ang kaaway. -Hindi? 1080 01:15:51,843 --> 01:15:54,643 -Sabi mo puking pang-training lang ako. -Ha? 1081 01:15:54,723 --> 01:15:58,683 Habang sinisira ang reputasyon ko, abala ka sa kayabangan mo. 1082 01:15:58,763 --> 01:16:00,003 Di mo napansin! 1083 01:16:00,083 --> 01:16:03,803 Binansagan akong pokpok pero ikaw, sumikat ka. 1084 01:16:03,883 --> 01:16:05,403 Paula, di ko sadyang… 1085 01:16:05,483 --> 01:16:09,283 Ba't di ako dinadamayan ng mga mahal ko pag kailangan ko? 1086 01:16:14,723 --> 01:16:17,843 -Ba't ganyan ka makatingin? -Manahimik ka. 1087 01:16:22,403 --> 01:16:24,363 Nawalan yata ako ng best friend. 1088 01:16:25,643 --> 01:16:27,243 Ba't di ka magpaumanhin? 1089 01:16:28,483 --> 01:16:30,483 Nalipasan na yata kami n'on. 1090 01:16:34,443 --> 01:16:36,883 Basta tuloy-tuloy mong sabihing 1091 01:16:36,963 --> 01:16:41,003 mahalaga siya sa 'yo at kung gaano mo siya kamahal. 1092 01:16:42,523 --> 01:16:44,603 Eh kung di gumana? 1093 01:16:45,483 --> 01:16:46,363 Di… 1094 01:16:47,083 --> 01:16:48,843 pakawalan mo na siya. 1095 01:17:03,403 --> 01:17:04,443 Papa? 1096 01:17:05,883 --> 01:17:07,123 Wag kang susuko. 1097 01:17:25,163 --> 01:17:27,483 Ba't komplikado ang buhay? 1098 01:17:28,363 --> 01:17:31,763 At ang tangi kong gustong kausapin 1099 01:17:32,883 --> 01:17:34,123 ay wala rito. 1100 01:17:38,323 --> 01:17:39,843 Miss na miss ko na siya. 1101 01:17:42,443 --> 01:17:45,603 Alam mo, di ko nakilala si Papa. 1102 01:17:46,923 --> 01:17:48,643 Kaya di ko siya nami-miss. 1103 01:17:50,723 --> 01:17:52,163 Kasi andito ka. 1104 01:17:54,523 --> 01:17:55,363 Paula, 1105 01:17:56,083 --> 01:17:58,723 ikaw ang pinakamalakas kong kilala. 1106 01:17:59,243 --> 01:18:01,803 Baka pinakamalakas na taong nabuhay. 1107 01:18:08,443 --> 01:18:09,523 Mahal kita. 1108 01:18:10,083 --> 01:18:11,683 Mahal din kita. 1109 01:18:14,483 --> 01:18:15,763 Di ako makahinga. 1110 01:18:21,763 --> 01:18:22,603 Anong… 1111 01:18:24,283 --> 01:18:25,403 Talaga lang? 1112 01:18:25,483 --> 01:18:28,603 -Tama ka. Nag-asal gago ako. -Sobrang gago. 1113 01:18:28,683 --> 01:18:30,723 -Masama 'yon sa kanya? -Totoo. 1114 01:18:30,803 --> 01:18:33,403 Kung mabubura ko 'yon, gagawin ko. 1115 01:18:33,483 --> 01:18:34,803 Pareho tayong ginago. 1116 01:18:35,803 --> 01:18:39,203 -Dapat may magbayad. -Di ka naniniwala riyan. 1117 01:18:39,723 --> 01:18:40,923 Ba't hindi? 1118 01:18:41,003 --> 01:18:43,643 Lusot lagi ang gaya ni Constantin at Marlene. 1119 01:18:46,283 --> 01:18:49,643 Di nga pala totoo ang tsismis. Nakita ko siyang hubad. 1120 01:18:49,723 --> 01:18:50,923 Mini-hotdog. 1121 01:18:51,003 --> 01:18:53,283 Ha? Mas nakarami siya sa atin? 1122 01:18:58,123 --> 01:18:59,203 May naisip ako. 1123 01:19:01,163 --> 01:19:03,043 Mamaya sa graduation dance. 1124 01:19:03,563 --> 01:19:06,163 Di ko kayang mag-isa. Tulungan mo ako. 1125 01:19:07,723 --> 01:19:09,243 Samahan mo ako sa dance? 1126 01:19:15,963 --> 01:19:18,283 Sige. Tutulungan kita. 1127 01:19:19,643 --> 01:19:23,243 Pero di tayo magkasama sa dance nang opisyal. 1128 01:19:25,523 --> 01:19:27,243 Di na tayo magkikita ulit. 1129 01:19:30,603 --> 01:19:32,403 -Paula, pakiusap. -Payag ka? 1130 01:19:35,323 --> 01:19:36,523 Payag ako. 1131 01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:45,403 Ang tigas niya, ha. 1132 01:19:46,083 --> 01:19:47,443 Di gaya ko. 1133 01:19:59,843 --> 01:20:00,843 Pasok na tayo. 1134 01:20:03,683 --> 01:20:04,643 Paula, hintay. 1135 01:20:28,363 --> 01:20:29,443 Ano'ng plano? 1136 01:20:30,403 --> 01:20:31,323 Mangyaring… 1137 01:20:31,403 --> 01:20:34,443 -Ano ba 'yan… -Okay! Sisiraan si Constantin. 1138 01:20:34,523 --> 01:20:35,843 Mabuti. Si Marlene? 1139 01:20:35,923 --> 01:20:39,163 Di niya ito makakalimutan. Mahalaga ito sa kanya. 1140 01:20:39,243 --> 01:20:40,323 Mabuti! 1141 01:20:43,123 --> 01:20:44,403 Paano gagawin? 1142 01:20:44,483 --> 01:20:48,403 Hanapin si Françoise. Kumbinsihin mong tulungan tayo. 1143 01:20:52,283 --> 01:20:56,083 -Kaya mo kailangan ang tulong ko? -Di 'yon ang sinabi ko. 1144 01:20:56,163 --> 01:20:58,723 Kakausapin ko kasi di ka kinakausap. 1145 01:20:58,803 --> 01:21:00,883 -Naisip… -Di ko aayusin gulo mo! 1146 01:21:00,963 --> 01:21:02,203 Ikaw kumausap! 1147 01:21:02,283 --> 01:21:03,723 -Sige! -Sige! 1148 01:21:06,163 --> 01:21:07,003 Bilis na. 1149 01:21:07,523 --> 01:21:08,483 Pupunta na. 1150 01:21:08,563 --> 01:21:11,163 -Bilisan! -Pag handa na ako. 1151 01:21:12,043 --> 01:21:12,883 Ngayon! 1152 01:21:31,843 --> 01:21:33,843 Pwedeng magsama ng iba? 1153 01:21:33,923 --> 01:21:35,123 Hola, Françoise. 1154 01:21:35,763 --> 01:21:40,203 Baka si Fabienne? Nakilala mo na siya. Mahaba at blonde ang buhok. 1155 01:21:41,003 --> 01:21:44,403 Sumama yata siya kay Marco o Markus. 1156 01:21:45,603 --> 01:21:46,803 Medyo demonyo 'yon. 1157 01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:49,243 Hi, Françoise. Paumanhin. 1158 01:21:49,323 --> 01:21:51,443 Ang damit mo. C'est chouette. 1159 01:21:52,003 --> 01:21:52,843 Salamat. 1160 01:21:52,923 --> 01:21:54,763 Sige, punta ako mamaya. 1161 01:21:55,643 --> 01:21:58,643 Alam kong di siya karapat-dapat pero patulong naman. 1162 01:22:00,403 --> 01:22:01,243 Sige. 1163 01:22:02,123 --> 01:22:03,123 Ano 'yon? 1164 01:22:05,043 --> 01:22:07,523 Una, hihingi ng tawad si gago sa 'yo. 1165 01:22:13,163 --> 01:22:15,243 Oo. Françoise? 1166 01:22:15,883 --> 01:22:18,003 Paumanhin talaga. 1167 01:22:18,083 --> 01:22:21,283 Sana talaga, alam ko'ng nangyari. 1168 01:22:22,563 --> 01:22:24,203 Mukha mang palusot, 1169 01:22:24,283 --> 01:22:27,483 nawalan ako ng malay sa party ni Marlene. 1170 01:22:30,403 --> 01:22:33,083 Mas ayos kung sa babae ka mahilig, ano? 1171 01:22:34,483 --> 01:22:36,003 Sino'ng nagsabing hindi? 1172 01:22:39,203 --> 01:22:40,043 Tama. 1173 01:22:43,283 --> 01:22:45,123 Di mo nga maalala? 1174 01:22:47,683 --> 01:22:48,603 D'accord. 1175 01:22:49,563 --> 01:22:50,403 Sige… 1176 01:22:51,203 --> 01:22:54,923 Maayos sa umpisa. Masaya tayo. Sumayaw, uminom. 1177 01:22:55,443 --> 01:22:56,283 Tapos… 1178 01:23:03,963 --> 01:23:04,803 Tara, Charly. 1179 01:23:04,883 --> 01:23:07,523 Wag kang mag-alala. Babalik ako. Sunod ka. 1180 01:23:07,603 --> 01:23:10,563 Ayos, Charly! Dalawang bebot! 1181 01:23:13,523 --> 01:23:14,443 Gan'on. 1182 01:23:16,403 --> 01:23:18,643 Sino'ng nagsabing gusto kitang ka-sex? 1183 01:23:20,443 --> 01:23:23,203 Pasensiya na talaga. Di ko… 1184 01:23:23,283 --> 01:23:27,443 Di ako palainom ng alak. Wasak lang ako n'on. 1185 01:23:27,523 --> 01:23:29,043 Kausap niya'ng titi niya. 1186 01:23:29,763 --> 01:23:31,963 -Di ba lahat ng lalaki? -Oo, pero… 1187 01:23:32,043 --> 01:23:33,763 Paula! Nakuha na. 1188 01:23:35,523 --> 01:23:36,763 Sige. 1189 01:23:37,363 --> 01:23:41,843 Gusto mong turuan ng leksiyon ang gagong gago kahit di lasing? 1190 01:23:43,843 --> 01:23:44,883 Lagi. 1191 01:23:52,243 --> 01:23:53,083 Bonsoir. 1192 01:24:07,803 --> 01:24:09,123 Diretso agad, ha. 1193 01:24:12,723 --> 01:24:13,683 Quelle petite. 1194 01:24:22,043 --> 01:24:23,963 Ang liit niya. 1195 01:24:26,323 --> 01:24:27,963 Consti Walang Titi! 1196 01:24:29,003 --> 01:24:34,163 Consti Walang Titi! 1197 01:24:40,083 --> 01:24:43,043 -Teka, mali ito. -Singlala natin sila. 1198 01:24:51,283 --> 01:24:53,603 Kalayaan! Uy, fans, ako ito! 1199 01:24:53,683 --> 01:24:56,443 Mamaya na'ng selfie, ha? Uy, Françoise. 1200 01:24:57,563 --> 01:25:00,523 Kahit gago ka, di mo dapat maranasan ito. 1201 01:25:01,043 --> 01:25:02,203 Pati si Paula! 1202 01:25:03,763 --> 01:25:04,763 Wag nang ipahiya. 1203 01:25:14,563 --> 01:25:15,963 Tingnan n'yo ako. 1204 01:25:18,443 --> 01:25:20,603 Luhod sa reyna n'yo! 1205 01:25:21,083 --> 01:25:22,643 Ba't ganito tayo? 1206 01:25:24,163 --> 01:25:26,083 Di ba dapat respeto lang? 1207 01:25:27,843 --> 01:25:29,523 Anuman ang ating ari? 1208 01:25:33,603 --> 01:25:36,883 -Lahat tayo may insecurity. -Pare-pareho lang tayo. 1209 01:25:38,083 --> 01:25:39,523 Ayos lang kung ano tayo. 1210 01:25:40,443 --> 01:25:41,523 Wag nang ipahiya! 1211 01:25:42,123 --> 01:25:44,523 -Wag nang ipahiya! -Wag nang ipahiya! 1212 01:25:51,603 --> 01:25:53,403 Vive les parties génitales! 1213 01:25:54,003 --> 01:25:55,123 Wag nang ipahiya! 1214 01:25:55,203 --> 01:25:56,043 Tama! 1215 01:25:56,123 --> 01:25:57,323 Wag nang ipahiya! 1216 01:26:01,163 --> 01:26:04,323 Wag nang ipahiya! 1217 01:26:07,643 --> 01:26:09,723 Masisisante ako. 1218 01:26:14,723 --> 01:26:17,043 Mr. Pendergast. Huwag! 1219 01:26:58,403 --> 01:26:59,403 Charly. 1220 01:27:00,003 --> 01:27:01,083 Principal Voigt. 1221 01:27:01,163 --> 01:27:04,003 Ano ba'ng nangyari noong exams mo? 1222 01:27:04,083 --> 01:27:05,203 Komplikado. 1223 01:27:05,843 --> 01:27:07,803 Pero ayon sa isang matalino, 1224 01:27:07,883 --> 01:27:10,323 "Wag paharang sa eskuwela ang pag-aaral." 1225 01:27:11,763 --> 01:27:13,763 Wow. Napakatalino. 1226 01:27:14,923 --> 01:27:18,163 Pero ayon sa isang mas matalinong babae, 1227 01:27:20,083 --> 01:27:21,523 "Kita-kita sa isang taon." 1228 01:27:31,803 --> 01:27:33,163 Uy, teka! 1229 01:27:33,763 --> 01:27:34,843 Ano… 1230 01:27:34,923 --> 01:27:37,363 Sobrang malaya ang ramdam ko. 1231 01:27:37,883 --> 01:27:39,483 Buti naman. 1232 01:27:39,563 --> 01:27:41,683 -Grabe! Nakalimutan ko. -Alin? 1233 01:27:41,763 --> 01:27:44,203 May sumira sa mga ilaw ng motor mo. 1234 01:27:51,043 --> 01:27:52,443 Diyos ko. 1235 01:27:55,283 --> 01:27:58,323 Sabi mo mga ilaw? Iisa ang sira. 1236 01:27:59,283 --> 01:28:00,283 Oo nga. 1237 01:28:02,043 --> 01:28:04,003 Kasi tinawag mo akong pokpok. 1238 01:28:06,443 --> 01:28:07,443 Lintik. 1239 01:28:07,963 --> 01:28:09,243 Lintik. Ano 'yan… 1240 01:28:11,283 --> 01:28:13,523 -Tapos na tayo, Constantin. -Manloloko! 1241 01:28:13,603 --> 01:28:15,483 -Gago! -Marlene! Teka! 1242 01:28:21,683 --> 01:28:24,203 Bitawan mo ako! Taba! 1243 01:28:26,283 --> 01:28:28,763 Ayaw ko sanang sabihin pero tumaba ka. 1244 01:28:28,843 --> 01:28:30,443 Oo! Ikaw mabaho! 1245 01:28:31,163 --> 01:28:34,723 Alam mo, higante ang paa mo para sa maliit mong katawan. 1246 01:28:34,803 --> 01:28:37,803 Saka ayaw namin sa aso mo. Problema ang bangis niya. 1247 01:28:44,123 --> 01:28:47,163 Walang problema sa bangis si Mr. Fluffles! 1248 01:28:47,243 --> 01:28:50,043 -Nginaratan mo ako? -Marlene, hintay! 1249 01:28:50,123 --> 01:28:52,883 Napakandong siya sa akin. Aksidente lang. 1250 01:28:53,603 --> 01:28:54,443 Marlene! 1251 01:28:54,523 --> 01:28:56,963 Kayo nga ang pinaka-cool dito. 1252 01:28:57,483 --> 01:29:01,203 Nag-exchange program lang naman ako para makapagsaya. 1253 01:29:02,163 --> 01:29:05,483 Kung interesado kayo, game ako sa ménage á trois. 1254 01:29:10,123 --> 01:29:12,603 Para sa taong espesyal ang una kong beses. 1255 01:29:14,883 --> 01:29:16,803 Salamat. Pag-iisipan namin. 1256 01:29:16,883 --> 01:29:18,643 Okay, basta game ako. 1257 01:29:19,163 --> 01:29:21,283 Kontakin n'yo lang ako. Sige. 1258 01:29:22,963 --> 01:29:24,203 Aba, ano 'yon? 1259 01:29:24,723 --> 01:29:26,723 Bingi ba kayo? Charly, naman! 1260 01:29:28,403 --> 01:29:30,243 May bago ka nang date? 1261 01:29:31,763 --> 01:29:33,883 Matagal ko na siyang kakilala. 1262 01:29:34,843 --> 01:29:36,883 Pero ang tanga ko. Sinira ko. 1263 01:29:36,963 --> 01:29:40,203 Bilis! Hayun si Françoise. Habulin natin. 1264 01:29:40,283 --> 01:29:43,323 Patok na tayo. Punta na tayo sa party! 1265 01:29:43,403 --> 01:29:44,243 Gan'on. 1266 01:29:47,683 --> 01:29:48,803 'Yon na 'yon. 1267 01:29:50,563 --> 01:29:51,603 Ano… 1268 01:29:55,563 --> 01:29:56,483 Siguro. 1269 01:30:06,483 --> 01:30:07,323 Paalam. 1270 01:30:10,523 --> 01:30:13,483 Karangalang maging best friend mo sa maraming taon. 1271 01:30:30,403 --> 01:30:31,243 Sige. 1272 01:30:50,243 --> 01:30:52,043 -Di ako makapaniwala! -Ito na? 1273 01:30:52,123 --> 01:30:53,243 Ito na, sa wakas? 1274 01:30:55,963 --> 01:30:58,363 -Wala nang laro. -Ito na nga yata! 1275 01:30:58,443 --> 01:31:00,403 -Sige. Tulungan mo! -Tulungan mo! 1276 01:31:00,483 --> 01:31:01,323 -Sige! -Tara! 1277 01:31:01,403 --> 01:31:02,963 -Ay, teka. -Simulan na! 1278 01:31:03,043 --> 01:31:03,923 Ay, sige. 1279 01:31:04,003 --> 01:31:06,083 -Ito na nga! -Ito na. 1280 01:31:06,603 --> 01:31:07,563 -Sige na! -Tara! 1281 01:31:07,643 --> 01:31:08,483 Bilis! 1282 01:31:09,883 --> 01:31:11,483 Ayos! 1283 01:31:11,563 --> 01:31:13,123 MAKALIPAS ANG 10 SEGUNDO 1284 01:31:18,963 --> 01:31:19,803 Ayos. 1285 01:31:22,643 --> 01:31:23,763 'Sensiya na sa… 1286 01:31:23,843 --> 01:31:24,843 Gan'on talaga. 1287 01:31:26,803 --> 01:31:28,683 -Hindi ka… -Hindi. 1288 01:31:38,043 --> 01:31:38,923 Ulit? 1289 01:31:41,403 --> 01:31:43,363 MAKALIPAS ANG 11 SEGUNDO 1290 01:31:44,403 --> 01:31:45,243 Pare! 1291 01:31:49,363 --> 01:31:51,123 -Ayos. -'Musta? 1292 01:31:51,203 --> 01:31:53,203 Ayos… lang. 1293 01:31:54,163 --> 01:31:55,403 Hindi pa rin? 1294 01:31:56,643 --> 01:31:57,643 Wala. 1295 01:31:59,883 --> 01:32:01,443 Alam ko'ng gusto ko. 1296 01:32:15,963 --> 01:32:16,963 Narinig mo? 1297 01:32:18,043 --> 01:32:18,883 Alin? 1298 01:32:19,883 --> 01:32:20,723 Mismo! 1299 01:32:49,563 --> 01:32:50,923 -Gandang umaga. -Uy. 1300 01:33:15,563 --> 01:33:18,963 -Sige, ilabas na. -Ayos! 1301 01:33:20,963 --> 01:33:23,763 Tagal na akong di kinakabahan nang ganito. 1302 01:33:24,283 --> 01:33:26,563 Ang huling date ko 20 taon na. 1303 01:33:26,643 --> 01:33:29,563 Sana magawa ko. Dami nang nagbago. 1304 01:33:29,643 --> 01:33:32,203 Tatlong date dati bago makahalik. 1305 01:33:32,283 --> 01:33:34,923 Baka ngayon, makasilip ang munting tigre. 1306 01:33:35,003 --> 01:33:36,643 Wag munting tigre, Papa. 1307 01:33:36,723 --> 01:33:40,603 -Sabi mo wag sukuan ang sarili ko. -Sabi ko, wag kang susuko. 1308 01:33:42,003 --> 01:33:44,283 Diyos ko. Sobrang pawis ko. 1309 01:33:45,883 --> 01:33:47,203 -Ano'ng itsura? -Papa. 1310 01:33:47,283 --> 01:33:49,243 Sigurado ka ba rito? 1311 01:33:49,923 --> 01:33:50,763 Oo! 1312 01:33:51,363 --> 01:33:52,603 Lalo na ngayon. 1313 01:33:58,363 --> 01:33:59,203 Hello. 1314 01:33:59,723 --> 01:34:01,203 Ako si Rudi. 1315 01:34:03,243 --> 01:34:06,803 Mas maganda ka kaysa sa profile photo mo. 1316 01:34:07,403 --> 01:34:08,323 Gandang buhok. 1317 01:34:09,483 --> 01:34:12,723 Maganda at mahabang binti. Tulad ko. 1318 01:34:17,163 --> 01:34:18,003 Mama! 1319 01:34:22,923 --> 01:34:25,003 Wala sa profile mong may anak ka. 1320 01:34:25,083 --> 01:34:28,243 Di kasi dapat nilalagay lahat doon. 1321 01:34:28,323 --> 01:34:32,043 Kung umayos tayo, uunti-untiin ko sa 'yo. 1322 01:34:32,763 --> 01:34:33,603 Patawa. 1323 01:34:34,523 --> 01:34:36,803 Charly, wag mo kaming hintayin. 1324 01:34:38,403 --> 01:34:39,803 Saan tayo pupunta? 1325 01:34:39,883 --> 01:34:42,003 May reserbasyon ako sa restaurant. 1326 01:34:42,083 --> 01:34:43,563 Medyo malayo sa bayan. 1327 01:34:43,643 --> 01:34:45,243 Talaga? 1328 01:34:45,323 --> 01:34:49,883 May bagong bilihan ng yoghurt na gusto kong subukan. 1329 01:34:50,523 --> 01:34:52,123 Gusto ko ang yoghurt! 1330 01:34:52,203 --> 01:34:53,843 Sana may flavor na talong. 1331 01:34:54,923 --> 01:34:56,483 Talong? 1332 01:35:39,843 --> 01:35:40,963 Sabik na ako. 1333 01:35:41,923 --> 01:35:43,283 Gaano ba katagal? 1334 01:35:44,243 --> 01:35:45,083 Basta. 1335 01:35:46,483 --> 01:35:48,203 Heto ang lagay ng panahon. 1336 01:35:48,283 --> 01:35:51,163 May posibilidad ng matigas na hinaharap. 1337 01:35:51,243 --> 01:35:53,163 Basa sa susunod na mga araw. 1338 01:35:53,243 --> 01:35:55,603 Nasabi kong matigas? Talagang matigas! 1339 01:35:55,683 --> 01:35:59,923 Nasabi kong basa? Basang-basa! 1340 01:36:00,003 --> 01:36:01,563 Na-miss n'yo kami? 1341 01:36:03,283 --> 01:36:05,603 PARA KAY BERNIE 1342 01:41:50,483 --> 01:41:53,483 Tagapagsalin ng Subtitle: Libay Linsangan Cantor 1343 01:41:54,083 --> 01:41:56,203 HARD FEELINGS