1 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:50,785 ♪ Woke up every day ♪ 2 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:54,722 ♪ And I can feel it's always here ♪ 3 00:00:54,756 --> 00:00:58,826 ♪ Like gravity around myself to give me strength ♪ 4 00:01:00,795 --> 00:01:03,665 ♪ It's a world I'd hope ♪ 5 00:01:06,801 --> 00:01:10,470 ♪ All begin with hope ♪ 6 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:14,441 Oh! Sorry. Todd? 7 00:01:14,474 --> 00:01:18,713 -Jaclyn. -Hi. Hi-- uh, wow, look at you! 8 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:22,650 And that-- all of that. What are you doing here? 9 00:01:22,684 --> 00:01:25,252 I mean, it's f-- funny seeing you here. 10 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:27,855 I-- I thought you had an apartment downtown. 11 00:01:27,889 --> 00:01:30,858 Uh-- uh, we-- we bought a house around the corner. 12 00:01:30,892 --> 00:01:32,492 For the schools. 13 00:01:32,527 --> 00:01:34,896 Uh, you remember Gia, don't you? 14 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:37,130 Uh, yeah, last time I saw her, 15 00:01:37,164 --> 00:01:38,700 her face was kinda covered by your crotch. 16 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:42,202 I heard you got married. Congratulations. 17 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:43,170 Thank you. 18 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:43,905 Oh, that's sweet of you to say. 19 00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:45,640 Thank you. Yeah, I'm a dad! 20 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:48,308 Yeah! Yeah, how'd that happen? 21 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:50,310 I mean, I know how that happened. 22 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:53,548 Just you always said you didn't want babies 23 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:54,849 when we were married. 24 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:58,586 Yeah. Oh, turns out uh, I was wrong. 25 00:01:58,620 --> 00:01:59,587 Kids are great. 26 00:02:00,622 --> 00:02:02,590 He's a great dad. 27 00:02:02,624 --> 00:02:04,224 Really happy for you guys. 28 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:07,160 Thank you. Uh, I couldn't be-- well, we-- 29 00:02:07,194 --> 00:02:10,297 We couldn't be happier, you know? 30 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:11,633 I'm living my best life. 31 00:02:11,666 --> 00:02:12,667 Yeah, me, too. 32 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,468 Yeah. Alright. 33 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:16,704 Well, um, we should get going. 34 00:02:16,738 --> 00:02:17,939 -Okay. -Gotta get this in the ground. 35 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:19,841 -Yeah, yeah. -You know? But it was really-- 36 00:02:19,874 --> 00:02:21,576 -Dig it deep. -It was great to-- 37 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:22,710 -Oh, I-- -You know? Come on. 38 00:02:22,744 --> 00:02:24,512 Let's not smother the-- 39 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:27,849 Really great. 40 00:02:27,882 --> 00:02:28,816 Yeah. 41 00:02:29,951 --> 00:02:31,351 So great to see you. 42 00:02:34,856 --> 00:02:35,923 Can I help you? 43 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:41,328 Hi. Uh, yeah. Um, the-- I have a-- there's a-- 44 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:42,797 I have this plant. 45 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:46,299 Um, uh, I-- it's a dwarf tangerine 46 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,569 and I-- I bought it here a year ago, and it-- 47 00:02:48,603 --> 00:02:50,972 It's grown some, it just-- it doesn't grow any fruit. 48 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:53,841 And I've tried everything, even like a citrus stake. 49 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:55,610 I think it's growing great! 50 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:58,746 these leaves are gorgeous and lush. 51 00:02:58,780 --> 00:03:02,449 But you see this? Something happened to it. 52 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:04,251 Disease? Trauma? 53 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,454 Is it gonna die? 54 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:09,891 No, no, it'll keep growing, but it'll never bear fruit. 55 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,970 That was supposed to be me, you know? 56 00:03:23,004 --> 00:03:25,640 - Yeah. - He said, "Kids will change us. 57 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:27,742 -And I love us." -Men ain't shit. 58 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:29,877 I thought he would change when you had kids and-- 59 00:03:29,911 --> 00:03:31,946 Or my brother had kids, 60 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,948 and when his cousins had kids, 61 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:36,984 and I waited, and I waited, and then-- 62 00:03:37,018 --> 00:03:39,887 he just didn't wanna have kids with me! 63 00:03:39,921 --> 00:03:43,390 I know. And this is probably the wrong time to say, 64 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:46,961 "I told you so," but, honey, I've literally been telling you 65 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:49,530 the exact same thing for 15 years. 66 00:03:49,564 --> 00:03:52,800 I wasted all my good eggs on that asshole. 67 00:03:52,834 --> 00:03:54,869 And now, I'm never gonna be a mom! 68 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,804 - No. Yes. - I'm never gonna be a mom! 69 00:03:56,838 --> 00:03:58,005 Yes, you are. 70 00:03:58,039 --> 00:04:00,307 You just-- you have to get back out there. 71 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:02,309 I am out there! 72 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:04,545 And it's like every good guy is married 73 00:04:04,579 --> 00:04:06,714 or they don't wanna have kids. 74 00:04:06,748 --> 00:04:09,517 Or-- or-- the older guys, they already have kids 75 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:10,918 and don't wanna have any more. 76 00:04:10,952 --> 00:04:13,420 Or the young guys, they just wanna fuck a MILF. 77 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:16,057 But I'm not even a MILF, I'm just an ILF! 78 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,627 I just-- 79 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:22,295 I just wanna skip the dating part 80 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:23,698 and get to the mom part. I just-- 81 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,867 No. No, don't skip the dating part. 82 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:28,335 The dating part is where all the good fun sex happens. 83 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:30,403 You know, when you-- when you get to the mom part, 84 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,540 it's just you know, scheduled sex once a week 85 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:36,043 and the foreplay is like he brushes his teeth. 86 00:04:36,077 --> 00:04:37,612 That's me. 87 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:39,881 My mom was the best and she made me feel 88 00:04:41,015 --> 00:04:43,050 like I could do anything. 89 00:04:43,084 --> 00:04:47,555 And like I was exactly perfect just the way I was. 90 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:49,824 I wanna do that for a little one. 91 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:53,027 I wanna be that mom for somebody. 92 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,029 I don't know why you're trippin'. 93 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:57,497 You don't need a husband to have a baby. 94 00:04:57,532 --> 00:04:59,466 No, that's true. You can totally adopt! 95 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:01,669 Oh, although adoption is not cheap. 96 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:02,937 I have friends who did it and it's like-- 97 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,672 It's like 40 grand all said and done. 98 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,107 Oh,fuck me! 99 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:07,875 I wasn't talkin' about adoption. 100 00:05:07,909 --> 00:05:10,044 Artificial insemination is worse. 101 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,814 Mike and Lydia, they went through six IVF treatments 102 00:05:12,847 --> 00:05:14,916 at 25 grand a pop. 103 00:05:14,949 --> 00:05:16,651 Well, fuck me! 104 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:19,754 You don't have to buy it. Just go and get some. 105 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:20,922 What? Where are you getting? 106 00:05:20,955 --> 00:05:21,956 What? 107 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,958 You know, get some. 108 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:27,061 Mm. Mm, mm, mm. 109 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:30,363 Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. 110 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:32,733 -Oh. -That's called "stealing sperm". 111 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:35,102 It's not stealing if they freely give it away. 112 00:05:35,136 --> 00:05:37,538 -Uh. -Condoms break. 113 00:05:37,572 --> 00:05:39,574 Accidents happen. 114 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:40,641 Especially if you plan 'em. 115 00:05:41,976 --> 00:05:44,111 No, that insane. You can't do that. 116 00:05:44,145 --> 00:05:46,113 You can't just-- 117 00:05:46,147 --> 00:05:49,482 Although, I mean, if there-- 118 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:53,554 No. It's just-- it's wrong. Is it-- is it wrong? 119 00:05:53,588 --> 00:05:56,858 I mean-- I mean, it could work. 120 00:05:56,891 --> 00:05:58,759 -Right. -It could work. 121 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:00,094 What's happening right now? 122 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,029 -I kinda think you're the devil. -Mm. 123 00:06:02,063 --> 00:06:04,532 But it is not the worst idea ever. 124 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:06,968 If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, 125 00:06:07,001 --> 00:06:08,970 then it is the worst idea. 126 00:06:09,003 --> 00:06:11,639 -It's the best worst idea. -Oh! 127 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:13,440 How will he ever find out? 128 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:14,942 You know, I'm not going to call him to tell him. 129 00:06:14,976 --> 00:06:15,877 You guys aren't going to call him and tell him. 130 00:06:15,910 --> 00:06:17,410 I'm not calling him. 131 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:19,847 I mean, most guys ghost me anyway. 132 00:06:19,881 --> 00:06:22,917 And this time, I want him to ghost me. 133 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:26,988 And he gets to have sex with you and you get a baby. 134 00:06:27,021 --> 00:06:28,890 Win-win. Waa-waa. 135 00:06:28,923 --> 00:06:31,025 Okay, I think you guys are forgetting something. 136 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,793 Right, um-um. 137 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:35,428 What if the sperm is slow or he's shooting blanks? 138 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:35,997 Huh, we'll have a back up. 139 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:37,932 I'm thinking two, maybe three. 140 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:39,867 We gotta flood the fallopian tubes when the egg drops. 141 00:06:39,901 --> 00:06:41,002 Yeah, yeah. 142 00:06:41,035 --> 00:06:42,435 You're-- you're talking about an orgy? 143 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:45,640 It's like having three one-night stands in the same night. 144 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:48,075 Okay. 145 00:06:48,109 --> 00:06:52,213 Oh my god. No. No, I can't do this. 146 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:53,814 This is crazy. 147 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:57,551 I don't want to just fuck some rando to get a baby. 148 00:06:57,585 --> 00:07:00,487 That's why I can't go to the sperm bank in the first place. 149 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,556 Besides from the fact that it will bankrupt me. 150 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:07,494 I want to know that the father of my child is a good person. 151 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:10,197 - Right? Yeah. - You know? Like a kind person. 152 00:07:11,766 --> 00:07:15,435 Ideally artistic and intelligent and good sense of humor. 153 00:07:17,071 --> 00:07:19,040 Argh, who the fuck am I kidding? 154 00:07:19,073 --> 00:07:21,909 I'll just freeze my eggs until I find Mr. Right. 155 00:07:23,978 --> 00:07:27,982 Idea. What if we found them for you? 156 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:46,534 Is there nuts in that? 157 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,536 Huh, I don't know. 158 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,905 I can put nuts in it for you. Would you like that? 159 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:52,173 I can put nuts anywhere you'd like. 160 00:07:52,206 --> 00:07:55,276 Okay, babe, shut it down. We have guests. 161 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:58,112 Alright, but mom has the kids so we will have time 162 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,281 for your special birthday treat later. 163 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:01,549 Don't get too fucked up. 164 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,751 I won't. I have an idea though. 165 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:06,220 What if we just send all these jokers home 166 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:09,090 and we have later now? How about that? 167 00:08:09,123 --> 00:08:11,959 All of our best friends, you mean those jokers? 168 00:08:14,228 --> 00:08:15,763 Well, what about her? What about that joker? 169 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:16,831 I don't know her. Who is she? 170 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:18,899 That's Jackie's friend from work. 171 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:20,768 -Oh, the lesbian. -Yes. 172 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:23,304 Yeah. Why is she here? 173 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:25,740 She's Jackie's plus one. 174 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:27,808 Oh, okay. Oh! Are they-? 175 00:08:27,842 --> 00:08:29,577 No. What? Just- 176 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:30,978 Well, why-- why is Jackie coming? 177 00:08:31,012 --> 00:08:32,279 Because she is like family. 178 00:08:32,313 --> 00:08:33,781 Is she like family though? 179 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,184 I don't know. Maybe I just had it in my head 180 00:08:37,218 --> 00:08:40,888 that we were going to take a Jackie break after thanksgiving. 181 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:44,058 Alright, she had just found out that Todd was getting remarried. 182 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:45,960 -I know. -Just found out. 183 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:47,728 Believe me. I was sympathetic 184 00:08:47,762 --> 00:08:49,697 with all the crying and the carrying on. 185 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,932 But did she have to teach our six-year-old about blowjobs? 186 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,667 -She did- -All about blowjobs? 187 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:54,835 She didn't hear the whole thing. 188 00:08:54,869 --> 00:08:57,038 -Soup to nuts. -She didn't- No, no. 189 00:08:57,071 --> 00:08:58,606 Yes. Maybe the soup but not the nuts. 190 00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:00,341 That's not even our job to do that. 191 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,843 -Alright, you know what? -It's the internet's job. 192 00:09:02,877 --> 00:09:05,079 You will barely know that she is here. 193 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,520 Okay. 194 00:09:15,089 --> 00:09:16,590 I can do this. 195 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,092 It's just casual sex. 196 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:19,360 I can do that. 197 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:20,828 I can totally do that. 198 00:09:23,164 --> 00:09:24,331 The table looks great. 199 00:09:24,365 --> 00:09:26,634 Wait, why are the desserts out already? 200 00:09:30,271 --> 00:09:31,372 Do you guys have everything you need? 201 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:34,041 Yes, we do honey. Thank you. 202 00:09:34,075 --> 00:09:35,976 -Hi. -Hey, whose playlist is this? 203 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,311 These are Geoff's favorite songs. 204 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:38,345 Oh god. 205 00:09:43,184 --> 00:09:44,885 - Nope, can't do it. - No, Jaclyn. 206 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:46,620 No, stop, stop, stop, stop. 207 00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:48,022 No, no, no, no, no, no. 208 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:49,957 On paper, this all sounded great. 209 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,760 But now that I'm actually here, I can't. I can't do it. 210 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,929 Okay, well, just listen. I will 100% agree. 211 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:56,730 But please don't leave me here. 212 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:59,366 I- If I have to have one more conversation about IPOs, 213 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,768 I will murder someone. 214 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:01,869 Hold on, what's going on? 215 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,070 She's reconsidering. 216 00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:04,338 No, no, no. You cannot back out. 217 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,273 Yes, I can. Because this is crazy. 218 00:10:06,307 --> 00:10:08,175 Yes, it is crazy. 219 00:10:08,209 --> 00:10:10,211 Like Uber Eats and Standing Desk. 220 00:10:10,244 --> 00:10:13,047 But crazy can be genius. Great dress. 221 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,215 Yeah. You don't think it's too much? 222 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,250 -It's very good. Oh. -It's gonna get the job done. 223 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,919 No, ah! Huh, I was gonna return it. 224 00:10:18,953 --> 00:10:20,955 Oh, oops. I'm sorry. 225 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,790 $450? 226 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,258 See? That's what I'm talking about. 227 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,327 This dress is not me. 228 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,395 Sleeping with three guys is not me. 229 00:10:28,429 --> 00:10:31,932 Okay, it is not you. That's clear. 230 00:10:31,966 --> 00:10:33,300 Now, is this how you wanna have a kid? No. 231 00:10:33,334 --> 00:10:35,236 But is this the only option? Yes. 232 00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:37,705 Okay? We did our part. You gotta do your part. 233 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:42,343 You promise that there's no way they can find me afterwards. 234 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:44,378 No, you just need to make sure that no one figures out 235 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:45,913 what you're doing tonight. 236 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:48,149 Because I will 100% throw you under the bus 237 00:10:48,182 --> 00:10:51,418 if Geoff finds out that I was part- Hi. 238 00:10:51,452 --> 00:10:53,087 -Hey. -Oh, hey. 239 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,722 Jackie, good to see you again. 240 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:58,692 Yeah, you too. Happy birthday. It's a book. 241 00:10:58,726 --> 00:10:59,994 Could've sworn it was a canoe. 242 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:04,098 It's signed to you. 243 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,466 Oh, wow. Thank you. 244 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,067 Oh, and isn't it lint? 245 00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:09,003 I mean, didn't you give up refined sugar last year? 246 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:11,405 I thought you did. What are you giving up this year? 247 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,475 I'm just giving up. 248 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:18,279 -Okay. -He's literally just turning 45. 249 00:11:18,312 --> 00:11:19,346 - I know, right? - Thank you so much. 250 00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:21,081 I mean, what's the matter with me? 251 00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:24,084 Doom and gloom here. Here, let me take this. 252 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,386 Here, you put this up. 253 00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:27,254 Oh my gosh. Yes, I would love to. 254 00:11:27,288 --> 00:11:28,689 It'd be my pleasure. 255 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:31,926 Is he okay? 256 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,260 He's fine. 257 00:11:33,294 --> 00:11:35,496 None of the men in his family lived past 88. 258 00:11:35,530 --> 00:11:37,865 So, now he thinks he's in a downfall spiral. 259 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,469 I thought you said this was gonna be a big shin dick. 260 00:11:42,504 --> 00:11:43,737 Yeah, well, it turns out 261 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,472 Geoff doesn't have enough friends to make it 262 00:11:45,507 --> 00:11:46,907 a shin dicks. 263 00:11:48,409 --> 00:11:50,978 Well, someone's gonna notice. 264 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:51,979 Too late for that now 265 00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:55,816 because donor number one is ready to play. 266 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:56,784 So, are you ready? 267 00:11:58,252 --> 00:12:00,921 Well, my ovulation app says it's go time. 268 00:12:00,955 --> 00:12:02,790 Go on then. Seize the day. 269 00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:07,529 ♪ Come to me ♪ 270 00:12:07,562 --> 00:12:09,096 ♪ Just bring your mouth ♪ 271 00:12:10,064 --> 00:12:11,365 ♪ closer to my-- ♪ 272 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,067 Hi. 273 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,068 Oh. 274 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,005 Hi. 275 00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:23,010 - Hi. - I'm MJ. What's going on? 276 00:12:24,278 --> 00:12:26,814 Did you know this was a birthday party? 277 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,249 Yeah. Yeah, I did. 278 00:12:28,282 --> 00:12:29,483 Oh, okay. 279 00:12:29,517 --> 00:12:31,352 I kind of really don't know why I'm here. 280 00:12:31,385 --> 00:12:34,255 I'm not even that good friends with Amandine 281 00:12:34,288 --> 00:12:36,457 or at all, actually. 282 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:39,126 Well, you can I can be friends. 283 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,361 Wow, thank you. 284 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,497 Friends with benefits, if you want. 285 00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:50,070 - Okay. - Um, so MJ, huh, 286 00:12:50,104 --> 00:12:51,238 that's not short for Maryjane, is it? 287 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:55,276 No, no. I wish. 288 00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:57,512 Actually, no. I don't wish that my name was Maryjane. 289 00:12:57,545 --> 00:12:58,979 -No. -No. 290 00:12:59,013 --> 00:13:02,216 And my MJ is for Morris Jerusalem. 291 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,552 Morris is my mother's grandfather's name. 292 00:13:04,586 --> 00:13:07,254 And Jerusalem is the city where I was conceived. 293 00:13:07,288 --> 00:13:09,189 -Oh, that's nice. -I often say, 294 00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,526 well, thank goodness that I wasn't conceived in Frankfurt 295 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:14,395 because then I'd be quite an MF. 296 00:13:17,031 --> 00:13:18,165 -Guys. -Hi. 297 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,000 You want to try some of this? It's pretty good. 298 00:13:20,034 --> 00:13:22,570 Oh, no, thank you. I'm taking an Uber later. 299 00:13:22,604 --> 00:13:24,972 And I like to be of sound mind when I'm 300 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,608 -in a car with a stranger. -Oh. 301 00:13:26,641 --> 00:13:29,176 Okay, well, you have got to try this. 302 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,912 - It's a Syrah. - Okay. 303 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,616 Give it a shot. Tell me what you think. 304 00:13:34,649 --> 00:13:37,151 - Mm. Wow. - Not bad, right? 305 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,485 -Yeah. -Almost makes up for the fact 306 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:41,088 that they call it Syrah Syrah. Ugh. 307 00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:46,060 My ex-wife was the regional sales manager for the state. 308 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:49,597 Um, she ran off with the sommally-- 309 00:13:49,631 --> 00:13:51,533 the sommally- the fucking wine guy. 310 00:13:51,566 --> 00:13:52,466 She ran off with the wine guy. 311 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,068 Ah, got you. 312 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,969 - Yeah. - Should I spit it out? 313 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,938 Would you please? It would make me feel so good. 314 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,576 - I'm Armin by the way. - Hi. 315 00:14:01,609 --> 00:14:03,243 Hey. You're Molly's friend? 316 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,913 The one who works for Jennifer Aniston's charity, right? 317 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,349 Oh, I actually did the Standee for you guys. 318 00:14:08,382 --> 00:14:10,484 Yeah, my company- Hey, my company works-- 319 00:14:10,518 --> 00:14:12,620 we actually make those cardboard standees 320 00:14:12,654 --> 00:14:16,390 that, you know, you can sit on star's lab in a movie lobby? 321 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:17,391 -Yeah. -That's cool. 322 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,560 Yeah. So, wait. 323 00:14:18,593 --> 00:14:21,128 So you know Amandine as well? 324 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,097 Uh, she's just a work friend. 325 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,966 I mean, you know, she wouldn't know where I live 326 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,401 or anything like that. 327 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,103 Actually, I don't even work there anymore. 328 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:32,406 I'm moving away to another city far away. 329 00:14:33,608 --> 00:14:35,442 Wow. So, Jen is more "Horrible bosses" 330 00:14:35,476 --> 00:14:37,111 than Rachel in real life. Noted. 331 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,012 No, no, no. She's great. 332 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,315 It's just I needed a challenge. 333 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,417 Wanted to mix things up a bit, so... 334 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:46,420 You know what? I think that is so healthy to shift gears. 335 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,956 Geoff and I- Well actually, most of the guys here, 336 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,023 we had a start up. 337 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,626 Not like Amazon or anything. 338 00:14:51,659 --> 00:14:54,094 But once I got big enough, I had to sell it. 339 00:14:54,128 --> 00:14:56,230 Now, I can kind of do whatever I want. It's pretty cool. 340 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,464 - Yeah. That's nice. - Yeah. 341 00:14:57,498 --> 00:14:58,700 Yeah, that's really cool. 342 00:14:58,733 --> 00:15:01,935 I actually put money into GameStop as well. 343 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,037 I don't know, well, and I made $3700. 344 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,305 - Oh wow. - Nice, buddy. 345 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,373 - Yeah, thanks. - It's pretty good. 346 00:15:06,407 --> 00:15:07,441 So, it's like, saying-- 347 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,978 Now I got a lot of free time, get to travel. 348 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,615 Which I love so much. I was working so much before. 349 00:15:13,648 --> 00:15:15,015 Right, I guess. 350 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,619 Takes a minute to start up. 351 00:15:17,652 --> 00:15:20,220 Oh yeah. I mean, all I did was code, code, code 352 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:21,221 and pound energy drinks. 353 00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:22,956 Wow. 354 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:23,725 That's why I'm trying to see as much as the world- 355 00:15:23,758 --> 00:15:25,959 I'm so sorry. It's just my 356 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:28,061 mom broke her hip. 357 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:28,962 - Oh my god. - Oh my god. 358 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:31,365 I'm just dealing with my brothers. 359 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,500 We're trying to figure out if we should put her in our home. 360 00:15:33,535 --> 00:15:35,135 Oh, let me know if you need any help or- 361 00:15:35,169 --> 00:15:37,037 Nope, done. Done. 362 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,006 -Oh, great. -I'm sorry, you were saying? 363 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,274 Love to travel. 364 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:41,442 -I have a lot of time. -I'm scared of planes. 365 00:15:41,475 --> 00:15:43,210 To do that. But um- 366 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,445 She's gonna bail. 367 00:15:44,478 --> 00:15:46,514 Well, it sounded to me 368 00:15:46,548 --> 00:15:48,583 like you didn't want her to go through with it. 369 00:15:48,616 --> 00:15:50,217 It's not true. 370 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,654 But do you know how hard it is to find a single man 371 00:15:52,687 --> 00:15:55,222 who is disease free in the suburbs? I just- 372 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,191 I don't want to disappoint them. 373 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,195 It is possible that I may have told them 374 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,230 that I have a friend in need of a- 375 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,600 Like, a confidence boost. 376 00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:07,000 So you're more worried about 377 00:16:07,201 --> 00:16:09,002 your guys friends being happy than your best friend? 378 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:12,172 Okay, well call it a win-win situation. 379 00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:13,775 I mean, what's so wrong with having a plan B? 380 00:16:13,808 --> 00:16:14,776 Oh, I've got a plan B. 381 00:16:14,809 --> 00:16:16,210 I've got a plan C. 382 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,613 Because the plan is to get her the D. 383 00:16:18,646 --> 00:16:19,681 What is it? 384 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,351 - What is that? - It's molly. 385 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,019 I don't- 386 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,387 MDMA. 387 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,790 -I don't under- -E. 388 00:16:28,823 --> 00:16:29,791 I don't know what you're saying. 389 00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:31,726 Ecst- Ecstasy. 390 00:16:31,759 --> 00:16:33,661 -I know that one. -Ecstasy, yes. 391 00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:35,329 Just enough to prime the pump. 392 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,698 Okay. 393 00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:40,167 Oh, donor number three. 394 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,435 The French teacher whose wife just died. 395 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,504 Okay. 396 00:16:43,671 --> 00:16:45,072 My friend getting pregnant tonight. 397 00:16:50,545 --> 00:16:52,212 Top me off, will you? 398 00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:54,816 Oh god, I thought you were the caterer. 399 00:16:54,849 --> 00:16:56,818 I am so sorry. 400 00:16:56,851 --> 00:16:59,521 Behind the table, cool outfit. 401 00:16:59,554 --> 00:17:01,154 I can take it off. 402 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:03,457 Okay. 403 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:08,495 More, more. 404 00:17:08,530 --> 00:17:10,097 I like this one. 405 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:14,101 It's floral and complex and yeasty. 406 00:17:19,607 --> 00:17:20,708 Like a vagina? 407 00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:25,445 I get a slightly different note. 408 00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,715 It's got a really good mouth fill. 409 00:17:27,749 --> 00:17:30,450 I could decant it for you. 410 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:31,686 Let it breathe. 411 00:17:35,523 --> 00:17:37,090 Amadine. 412 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,225 Barbara. 413 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,528 That's a beautiful name. 414 00:17:40,562 --> 00:17:43,096 Not my name. I hate my name. 415 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,733 I'll tell you what. How about you give me your number 416 00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:49,403 and I'll call you whatever or whenever you want. 417 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,375 Balls. 418 00:17:56,911 --> 00:17:58,713 Yo, Goeff. Can I grab you for two, buddy? 419 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,850 -Hi. -Hey, what's up? 420 00:18:02,884 --> 00:18:04,451 What's up? 421 00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:06,854 Were you just hitting on my sister? 422 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,289 Is that a real question? 423 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,160 Right, right. 424 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:17,397 Umm, it's just that she's been through 425 00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:20,334 a really ugly divorce recently. So... 426 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,503 So, you want me to sleep with your sister? 427 00:18:22,537 --> 00:18:23,738 That's sweet of you. 428 00:18:23,771 --> 00:18:26,708 No. No, no. 429 00:18:26,741 --> 00:18:28,509 No, I'm just- I'm worried. 430 00:18:28,543 --> 00:18:30,243 I mean, you know, she's very- 431 00:18:31,946 --> 00:18:33,848 she's not a lesbian. 432 00:18:33,881 --> 00:18:36,416 Are you sure? Because, you know- 433 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,923 Would you mind not hitting on my sister 434 00:18:41,956 --> 00:18:43,591 at my birthday party please? 435 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:44,759 I would mind. 436 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,528 But I won't. 437 00:18:47,562 --> 00:18:49,429 It will be my present to you. 438 00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:50,765 Wow, thank you so much. 439 00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:53,266 - Happy birthday. - Yeah, I'll treasure it. 440 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,902 - You should. - Have a great time. 441 00:18:54,936 --> 00:18:56,771 - You too. - Not too great. 442 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,447 Oh, shit. Oh shit. 443 00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:09,483 -Oh shit. -No one told me about this. 444 00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:10,484 There's just no good- you know what? 445 00:19:10,518 --> 00:19:11,753 Every 10 minutes I have to go. 446 00:19:11,786 --> 00:19:13,220 Sweetheart, you can get lasers. 447 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,822 It'll zip that right back up. 448 00:19:14,856 --> 00:19:16,591 Yeah, it's called a mommy makeover. 449 00:19:16,624 --> 00:19:19,727 They stick a laser up there and just tighten it all up. 450 00:19:19,761 --> 00:19:22,262 It went from Basset Hound to Chihuahua. Worth every penny. 451 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,965 Oh! 452 00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,566 - Wow. - Stop. 453 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,300 You know it's true. 454 00:19:28,603 --> 00:19:30,370 You got kids? 455 00:19:30,404 --> 00:19:32,807 -No. -Husband? 456 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,341 Not anymore. 457 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,943 You should keep your distance. 458 00:19:35,977 --> 00:19:38,245 You might get baby fever. 459 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,615 I'm not kidding. Happened to me. 460 00:19:40,648 --> 00:19:41,849 All my friends started having kids. 461 00:19:41,883 --> 00:19:43,951 I thought I should have kids. 462 00:19:43,985 --> 00:19:45,787 All these friends, 463 00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:47,989 they're gonna be gone once she pops a baby out. 464 00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:49,791 She'll make new friends. 465 00:19:49,824 --> 00:19:51,626 The kids' friend's parents. 466 00:19:51,659 --> 00:19:53,628 And she'll think she has new "interests." 467 00:19:53,661 --> 00:19:56,731 But they're really the kids' interests. 468 00:19:56,764 --> 00:19:59,567 And when the kids graduate, poof, gone so. 469 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,870 All these people she invested all her time with, 470 00:20:02,904 --> 00:20:06,373 she'll realize she has nothing in common with them. 471 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,810 And then she'll realize that her husband 472 00:20:08,843 --> 00:20:10,343 is staying too late at work. 473 00:20:11,579 --> 00:20:13,681 So, she'll shoot her face fill with Botox, 474 00:20:13,715 --> 00:20:15,382 get a boob job. 475 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,483 Get a mommy makeover? 476 00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:18,019 Exactly. 477 00:20:18,052 --> 00:20:20,822 To chase what she used to look like. 478 00:20:20,855 --> 00:20:24,759 before the kids literally suck the life out of her. 479 00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:27,427 Instead, she'll just look like she's trying too hard. 480 00:20:27,461 --> 00:20:29,664 And he'll leave her for an actual 20-year-old. 481 00:20:29,697 --> 00:20:31,032 Who loves giving blowjobs? 482 00:20:31,065 --> 00:20:33,634 Fucking blowjobs. 483 00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:37,672 All because she thought it'd make her life complete 484 00:20:37,705 --> 00:20:39,473 -to have a baby. -Oh, no, no. 485 00:20:39,507 --> 00:20:42,442 That's got Molly's lipstick on it. 486 00:20:42,476 --> 00:20:44,612 -I think this is your shade. -Thank you. 487 00:20:44,645 --> 00:20:47,915 I mean, you don't regret having babies, right? 488 00:20:47,949 --> 00:20:49,717 Oh, no. God, no. 489 00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:51,786 They're the loves of my life. 490 00:20:51,819 --> 00:20:54,387 As much as I hate my ex, I'll always be grateful to him 491 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,990 for giving me my babies. 492 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,927 Listen to me, don't listen to me. 493 00:20:59,961 --> 00:21:01,529 I just need to get laid. 494 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,465 Okay. We get what you wish for. 495 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:10,370 On that note, I think I'm ready. 496 00:21:11,606 --> 00:21:12,874 - Alright. - Do you snorkle? 497 00:21:12,907 --> 00:21:15,076 No, I never get into the ocean. 498 00:21:15,109 --> 00:21:17,044 Oh god, what do I say? 499 00:21:17,078 --> 00:21:19,847 Tell him how wet your pussy is. They love that. 500 00:21:19,881 --> 00:21:21,983 I hate that word. 501 00:21:22,016 --> 00:21:23,050 Pussy? 502 00:21:23,084 --> 00:21:24,051 Yeah. 503 00:21:24,085 --> 00:21:25,586 What do you say? 504 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:27,622 I don't. 505 00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:30,658 So, when you told Todd to like- 506 00:21:30,691 --> 00:21:32,627 Oh, we didn't talk during- 507 00:21:33,928 --> 00:21:35,997 Or before. 508 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:38,966 Or after. 509 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,968 Oh God. 510 00:21:41,002 --> 00:21:42,670 Okay, so tonight, 511 00:21:42,703 --> 00:21:45,740 you're gonna say some nasty pornstar shit. 512 00:21:45,773 --> 00:21:47,708 Just get disgusting. 513 00:21:47,742 --> 00:21:50,111 Yeah, but that's not me. 514 00:21:50,144 --> 00:21:53,480 I know that's not you. But tonight, you're not you. 515 00:21:53,514 --> 00:21:56,818 Okay? You're not the NPR-loving, farmer's market going, 516 00:21:56,851 --> 00:21:58,351 avocado toast eating Jaclyn. 517 00:21:58,385 --> 00:21:59,486 You're gonna be something different. 518 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,889 You're the Onlyfans, like Jacklina. 519 00:22:01,923 --> 00:22:03,691 You're gonna be a slut tonight, okay? 520 00:22:03,724 --> 00:22:04,725 Yeah, okay. Okay. 521 00:22:04,759 --> 00:22:06,127 You're a slut. 522 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,962 -Well, huh. -Slut. Slut 523 00:22:09,897 --> 00:22:11,532 - Really? - Yeah. 524 00:22:11,566 --> 00:22:12,667 You've never been to swimming? Hey. Hey. Hi. 525 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:14,467 Oh. 526 00:22:14,502 --> 00:22:15,703 You like surfing? 527 00:22:15,736 --> 00:22:17,839 Huh, no, I would never surf. 528 00:22:19,106 --> 00:22:21,609 So, you'd never- you just-- you never do it? 529 00:22:21,642 --> 00:22:23,511 No, I'm scared of sharks. 530 00:22:23,544 --> 00:22:25,146 There is great white sharks that you should be scared of. 531 00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:26,714 But they're east coast, man. 532 00:22:28,616 --> 00:22:29,449 All the west coast sharks are white sharks. 533 00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:30,885 I got you, girl. 534 00:22:30,918 --> 00:22:31,986 Cuddly nice sharks. 535 00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:34,487 You gotta get out there. 536 00:22:34,522 --> 00:22:35,790 Geoff is over there. 537 00:22:35,823 --> 00:22:37,558 Geoff?I'm Shopia. 538 00:22:37,592 --> 00:22:38,626 Excuse me. 539 00:22:38,659 --> 00:22:39,961 Okay. Am I in trouble? 540 00:22:39,994 --> 00:22:41,128 No. 541 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:48,135 Ugh, God, I need a drink. 542 00:22:48,169 --> 00:22:50,470 Your glass is right there, just-- 543 00:22:54,542 --> 00:22:55,977 Oh no, molly. 544 00:22:56,010 --> 00:22:56,944 Molly, that's Molly in there. 545 00:22:56,978 --> 00:22:58,179 You drank it all. 546 00:22:58,212 --> 00:22:59,580 That's all of it. 547 00:22:59,614 --> 00:23:00,948 It's gone. 548 00:23:00,982 --> 00:23:02,482 It's in your body now. 549 00:23:07,688 --> 00:23:10,423 -Okay. -Okay, wow. 550 00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:12,126 -Let's just- -What? 551 00:23:12,159 --> 00:23:13,828 Wow, wow. 552 00:23:13,861 --> 00:23:15,830 Don't need those. 553 00:23:15,863 --> 00:23:18,666 -Right, um. -Yeah, so. 554 00:23:18,699 --> 00:23:21,068 -Oh. -Wow, wow. 555 00:23:21,102 --> 00:23:22,937 Wow, that is- 556 00:23:22,970 --> 00:23:24,672 That is so tone. 557 00:23:24,705 --> 00:23:25,840 Oh, thank you. 558 00:23:25,873 --> 00:23:27,074 You do pilates? 559 00:23:27,108 --> 00:23:28,709 I do, yeah. 560 00:23:28,743 --> 00:23:29,944 I can tell, I can tell. 561 00:23:29,977 --> 00:23:32,079 You can touch it if you want. 562 00:23:32,113 --> 00:23:34,081 I would. I want. 563 00:23:34,115 --> 00:23:35,816 Okay. 564 00:23:35,850 --> 00:23:36,951 Alright. 565 00:23:38,552 --> 00:23:41,722 Okay, you're sure that you want me to do this? 566 00:23:41,756 --> 00:23:44,659 I think I couldn't be more clear. 567 00:23:44,692 --> 00:23:45,660 Yeah, I do. 568 00:23:45,693 --> 00:23:47,728 I do want you to do this. 569 00:23:47,762 --> 00:23:48,829 - Okay. - Yeah. 570 00:23:48,863 --> 00:23:51,098 Okay. Great. I'll be over here. 571 00:23:51,132 --> 00:23:52,566 Okay. 572 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,602 Oh, wait, I don't have a condom or anything. 573 00:23:54,635 --> 00:23:56,070 Oh, ah! 574 00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:57,038 You know, I don't want to assume when I go out this- 575 00:23:57,071 --> 00:23:59,073 I just- it's just in the bag. 576 00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:01,842 There's a-Oh, 577 00:24:01,876 --> 00:24:04,612 do you have a medium? 578 00:24:04,645 --> 00:24:05,980 -Here. -Okay, wow. 579 00:24:06,013 --> 00:24:07,882 Wait, we should set the mood? 580 00:24:07,915 --> 00:24:10,885 I have Spotify premium, no ads. 581 00:24:10,918 --> 00:24:12,820 - We don't need that. - I can put a slow jam playlist. 582 00:24:12,853 --> 00:24:13,888 Okay, wait. 583 00:24:13,921 --> 00:24:16,057 I've- I've never done this before. 584 00:24:16,090 --> 00:24:17,892 -Well, no, I mean I've had sex. -Yeah, okay, good. That's great. 585 00:24:17,925 --> 00:24:20,594 You know, but- Not with people around. 586 00:24:20,628 --> 00:24:22,029 It's just us here. 587 00:24:22,063 --> 00:24:23,631 Wait, that's not true. That's not true. 588 00:24:23,664 --> 00:24:25,498 Actually when I was in college, 589 00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:26,734 my girlfriend and I, we went camping. 590 00:24:26,767 --> 00:24:27,802 -Wow. -Consensual. 591 00:24:27,835 --> 00:24:29,503 And- and-wow. 592 00:24:30,838 --> 00:24:33,641 Wow. 593 00:24:33,674 --> 00:24:35,276 And there was a tent next to us. 594 00:24:35,309 --> 00:24:37,511 And there were people having sex in there loudly. 595 00:24:37,545 --> 00:24:41,282 Say some pornstar nasty ass shit. 596 00:24:41,315 --> 00:24:42,717 It's not like- 597 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,185 I will murder. 598 00:24:44,218 --> 00:24:45,286 They ruined our lives. 599 00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:46,687 Pussy. 600 00:24:46,721 --> 00:24:48,656 I want you to murder my pussy. 601 00:24:50,324 --> 00:24:51,959 Excuse me? 602 00:24:51,993 --> 00:24:56,030 I want you to tell me. How you're gonna murder my pussy? 603 00:24:56,063 --> 00:24:58,132 -Yeah. -Okay. 604 00:24:58,165 --> 00:25:00,968 Well, I'll use my penis 605 00:25:01,002 --> 00:25:04,739 to strangle it until it's dead. 606 00:25:04,772 --> 00:25:06,273 Yeah. 607 00:25:06,307 --> 00:25:07,575 Oh. 608 00:25:07,608 --> 00:25:08,709 No, this is weird. 609 00:25:08,743 --> 00:25:09,844 This is weird, I'm sorry I don't- 610 00:25:09,877 --> 00:25:10,978 I'm sorry. 611 00:25:11,012 --> 00:25:11,979 I don't talk like that.I'm sorry. 612 00:25:12,013 --> 00:25:13,280 It's okay. 613 00:25:13,314 --> 00:25:16,283 I just thought talking dirty would turn you on. 614 00:25:16,317 --> 00:25:20,121 I don't know what to do to turn you on. 615 00:25:21,622 --> 00:25:23,024 I don't know how to do this. 616 00:25:23,057 --> 00:25:24,091 Are you kidding me? 617 00:25:25,593 --> 00:25:26,927 You? 618 00:25:26,961 --> 00:25:30,031 You do not have to use any gimmicks to turn me on. 619 00:25:30,064 --> 00:25:32,900 Honestly, I would really just love to kiss you. 620 00:25:32,933 --> 00:25:35,336 If that's okay. 621 00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:36,737 Okay, yeah. 622 00:25:36,771 --> 00:25:38,205 Yeah. 623 00:25:38,239 --> 00:25:40,975 Yeah. I would love that. 624 00:25:54,388 --> 00:25:56,323 Hey you guys. 625 00:25:56,357 --> 00:25:57,725 Are you doing okay? 626 00:25:57,758 --> 00:25:59,794 Do you have everything you need? 627 00:25:59,827 --> 00:26:01,028 -Thank you so much. -I want you 628 00:26:01,062 --> 00:26:02,029 to have the best time ever. 629 00:26:02,063 --> 00:26:04,298 Oh, thank you. 630 00:26:04,331 --> 00:26:08,235 Oh my god, baby. 631 00:26:08,269 --> 00:26:10,237 You guys look great together. 632 00:26:10,271 --> 00:26:13,340 It's just such a beautiful couple. 633 00:26:13,374 --> 00:26:15,643 Stay the night if you want. Make yourselves at home. 634 00:26:15,676 --> 00:26:17,745 Hey girl, let me talk to you. 635 00:26:17,778 --> 00:26:19,680 Hey, come on over here. 636 00:26:20,948 --> 00:26:22,249 - How are you feeling? - Oh my gosh. 637 00:26:22,283 --> 00:26:23,818 I feel great. 638 00:26:23,851 --> 00:26:25,386 I love these people. 639 00:26:25,419 --> 00:26:28,055 These are- these are good people. 640 00:26:28,089 --> 00:26:30,291 - Yeah. - Oh, I forgot. 641 00:26:30,324 --> 00:26:32,193 The donor number three cancelled. 642 00:26:32,226 --> 00:26:34,895 Who are you gonna get to fill the empty slot? 643 00:26:34,929 --> 00:26:36,697 Her empty slot, like, a vagina? 644 00:26:38,899 --> 00:26:40,101 - That was good. - Like, her vagina. 645 00:26:41,368 --> 00:26:42,837 I know a guy, I'll call him. 646 00:26:42,870 --> 00:26:44,839 But you need to sit down. 647 00:26:44,872 --> 00:26:47,908 Oh my god, you are such a good friend. 648 00:26:47,942 --> 00:26:50,111 You know, we should do things, you and me. 649 00:26:50,144 --> 00:26:52,980 It doesn't always have to be the three of us. 650 00:26:53,013 --> 00:26:54,849 Right? Just call me, girl. 651 00:26:54,882 --> 00:26:56,283 And also, you're so pretty. 652 00:26:56,317 --> 00:26:58,285 I never told you that before. 653 00:26:58,319 --> 00:26:59,920 I want it, but I'm not going to. 654 00:26:59,954 --> 00:27:02,123 - You better not. - Because I know I shouldn't. 655 00:27:02,156 --> 00:27:03,424 I'm doing the work. 656 00:27:03,457 --> 00:27:04,959 Good, good, okay. 657 00:27:04,992 --> 00:27:06,327 Do you wanna touch my hair? 658 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,162 My hair is so soft. 659 00:27:08,195 --> 00:27:13,000 I have a conditioner that costs $125. 660 00:27:13,033 --> 00:27:14,902 - That's a lot of money. - That's so dumb. 661 00:27:14,935 --> 00:27:16,370 It's beautiful. 662 00:27:16,403 --> 00:27:19,306 Okay, I'm gonna go call my guy, but you sit down, alright? 663 00:27:19,340 --> 00:27:21,308 Don't do a lot of things. 664 00:27:21,342 --> 00:27:23,110 Okay. I'll sit in my den. 665 00:27:23,144 --> 00:27:24,678 I have a great chair in there. 666 00:27:24,712 --> 00:27:26,080 - Lay out. - It's fluffy. 667 00:27:26,113 --> 00:27:28,015 Hi, where's the closest bathroom? 668 00:27:28,048 --> 00:27:30,985 It's right over there. Wow, your boobs got big. 669 00:27:31,018 --> 00:27:32,119 Do they hurt yet? 670 00:27:32,153 --> 00:27:34,021 They will. When you start nursing. 671 00:27:34,054 --> 00:27:35,456 Are you gonna nurse? 672 00:27:35,489 --> 00:27:38,025 I loved nursing so much. 673 00:27:38,058 --> 00:27:41,195 Oh my gosh. But it does hurt when it chafes. 674 00:27:41,228 --> 00:27:43,731 And I got mastitis so bad one time, 675 00:27:43,764 --> 00:27:46,200 Geoff had to put a hot compress on my boobs 676 00:27:46,233 --> 00:27:47,801 and milk me like a cow. 677 00:27:47,835 --> 00:27:49,803 Oh, this is so much information. 678 00:27:51,038 --> 00:27:53,174 -Are you okay? -Oh, no. They got better. 679 00:27:53,207 --> 00:27:55,442 Thank you for asking that. 680 00:27:55,476 --> 00:27:58,846 Hey, so-- and the bathroom is there. Thank you. 681 00:27:58,879 --> 00:28:00,948 Remember, breast feeding is best feeding. 682 00:28:02,983 --> 00:28:04,251 Okay. 683 00:28:11,926 --> 00:28:13,294 Hello? 684 00:28:13,327 --> 00:28:16,230 I'm almost done. I'm almost done. 685 00:28:16,263 --> 00:28:17,398 Okay. 686 00:28:17,431 --> 00:28:19,333 Well, pregnant lady needs to pee-pee. 687 00:28:21,435 --> 00:28:23,370 I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome. 688 00:28:26,340 --> 00:28:27,474 Okay. 689 00:28:28,809 --> 00:28:30,811 I'll find another. 690 00:28:30,844 --> 00:28:31,845 Good luck with that. 691 00:28:40,921 --> 00:28:44,491 -That was fun. -Yeah. Yeah, that was fun. 692 00:28:44,526 --> 00:28:45,726 Okay. 693 00:28:47,428 --> 00:28:49,330 Oh no. Oh no. 694 00:28:49,363 --> 00:28:50,998 What? 695 00:28:51,031 --> 00:28:52,099 The condom broke. 696 00:28:54,034 --> 00:28:55,903 Oh, no. Oh. 697 00:28:55,936 --> 00:28:57,037 Oh my god. I'm so, so, sorry. 698 00:28:57,071 --> 00:28:58,806 I don't know how this happened. 699 00:28:58,839 --> 00:28:59,974 You know maybe- 700 00:29:00,007 --> 00:29:01,375 Maybe you're just- 701 00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:03,043 You're too big and the condom burst. 702 00:29:04,945 --> 00:29:06,347 That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. 703 00:29:07,848 --> 00:29:09,183 This is just- 704 00:29:09,216 --> 00:29:11,318 I'm on the pills, it was just- 705 00:29:11,352 --> 00:29:13,787 You know, in case of STDs. 706 00:29:13,821 --> 00:29:15,356 Oh, don't worry about that. I'm clean. 707 00:29:15,389 --> 00:29:17,157 I give my blood to Quest all the time. 708 00:29:17,191 --> 00:29:19,260 They should give me a punch card. 709 00:29:19,293 --> 00:29:21,161 What? 710 00:29:21,195 --> 00:29:23,063 Oh, I have a blood disorder. 711 00:29:24,532 --> 00:29:27,334 What? Like, are you a hemophiliac or-? 712 00:29:27,368 --> 00:29:30,070 No, no. I just bruise really easily. 713 00:29:30,104 --> 00:29:32,072 You know? Oh, up here. 714 00:29:32,106 --> 00:29:33,340 -See that? -Oh. 715 00:29:33,374 --> 00:29:35,809 That's from a collision with a shopping cart. 716 00:29:35,843 --> 00:29:38,912 Oh, thank god. For you. 717 00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:40,047 Yeah. 718 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,549 It's pretty funny actually. 719 00:29:41,583 --> 00:29:43,585 Child protective services used to call my parents 720 00:29:43,618 --> 00:29:44,952 -all the time. -Oh. 721 00:29:44,985 --> 00:29:46,153 Yeah. 722 00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:50,357 Why don't you go first. And then I'll come later. 723 00:29:50,391 --> 00:29:52,793 Just so it's not so conspicuous. 724 00:29:58,265 --> 00:29:59,433 - Oh, you mean now? - Yeah. 725 00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:01,536 Okay. 726 00:30:08,242 --> 00:30:11,078 - Hey, it's me, Amandine. - Oh, okay. 727 00:30:11,111 --> 00:30:13,380 ♪ Well, I'm gonna put you down on the microphone ♪ 728 00:30:13,414 --> 00:30:15,449 ♪ And drop down low like Al Capone ♪ 729 00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:19,987 Okay. 730 00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:21,989 Getting a little help from gravity. 731 00:30:22,022 --> 00:30:23,390 Listen, I totally appreciate you finding him. 732 00:30:23,424 --> 00:30:24,858 He was super right. 733 00:30:24,892 --> 00:30:26,126 But did you know that he had a blood disorder? 734 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,597 Okay, getting a full DNA workup was not on the checklist. 735 00:30:29,631 --> 00:30:32,066 But on a related note, donor number three did cancel. 736 00:30:32,099 --> 00:30:33,568 Oh, the French teacher? 737 00:30:33,601 --> 00:30:35,302 - Oui. - Crap, he sounded promising. 738 00:30:35,336 --> 00:30:36,904 Well, on an unrelated note, 739 00:30:36,937 --> 00:30:39,340 there might be a little itsy-bitsy problem with Molly. 740 00:30:39,373 --> 00:30:41,241 Argh, is she drunk? 741 00:30:41,275 --> 00:30:42,876 - Well, I wouldn't say drunk. - Oh, she used to 742 00:30:42,910 --> 00:30:44,512 do this to me all the time in college. 743 00:30:44,546 --> 00:30:45,946 I'd meet a guy I was really into, 744 00:30:45,979 --> 00:30:47,281 and then she'd get super hammered 745 00:30:47,314 --> 00:30:49,651 and then I'd have to walk her back to dorm room. 746 00:30:49,684 --> 00:30:51,085 That's probably it. I'm gonna go. 747 00:30:51,118 --> 00:30:53,521 I'mma see you out there. 748 00:30:53,555 --> 00:30:55,389 - Hey. - What? 749 00:30:55,422 --> 00:30:56,490 Can you get me a snack? 750 00:30:56,524 --> 00:30:57,559 No. 751 00:31:02,162 --> 00:31:04,031 Kahlil, get on up here buddy. 752 00:31:04,064 --> 00:31:06,133 Your turn, your turn. You burn him. 753 00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:07,535 Happy birthday, buddy. 754 00:31:07,569 --> 00:31:08,570 There we go. 755 00:31:08,603 --> 00:31:11,972 Alright, this is my favorite. 756 00:31:12,005 --> 00:31:14,375 In his garage, we're working about to make millions. 757 00:31:14,408 --> 00:31:15,610 Right. 758 00:31:15,810 --> 00:31:17,911 - And what happens? - His septic tank breaks. 759 00:31:17,945 --> 00:31:20,347 And so, we are literally working in a shit. 760 00:31:20,381 --> 00:31:22,049 And what did you say to me? What did you say? 761 00:31:22,082 --> 00:31:23,651 - I couldn't smell it. - Couldn't smell it. 762 00:31:23,685 --> 00:31:25,520 Couldn't smell his own shit. 763 00:31:25,553 --> 00:31:27,321 I just thought you guys were trying to get out of working. 764 00:31:29,524 --> 00:31:31,058 - We were. - Well, shut up about it. 765 00:31:31,091 --> 00:31:32,192 -I destroyed-- -Tim! 766 00:31:32,226 --> 00:31:35,329 Everybody, Tim is here. Tim is here. 767 00:31:35,362 --> 00:31:37,532 All of the beautiful artwork that we have in our house, 768 00:31:37,565 --> 00:31:39,233 it's almost all him. 769 00:31:39,266 --> 00:31:41,101 I love them. I was gonna ask. 770 00:31:41,135 --> 00:31:42,704 I love the dog paintings. So fun. 771 00:31:42,737 --> 00:31:44,672 Yeah, I tried to buy it all. 772 00:31:44,706 --> 00:31:46,306 You basically did, I mean. 773 00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:49,410 Jackie, Jackie, it's Tim time. 774 00:31:49,443 --> 00:31:51,412 It's Tim time. Tim. 775 00:31:51,445 --> 00:31:53,213 - Shh. - Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie. 776 00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:54,982 -Come on. -Tim time. 777 00:31:55,015 --> 00:31:57,619 -Tim time. -Wait, what's Tim time? 778 00:31:57,652 --> 00:32:01,288 Honey, your gift is here, and your's. 779 00:32:01,321 --> 00:32:02,690 Here we are. 780 00:32:02,724 --> 00:32:06,260 Yap, careful, careful. It's still little wet. 781 00:32:08,530 --> 00:32:10,598 - So is she. - Excuse me, excuse me. 782 00:32:10,632 --> 00:32:14,234 What-? Oh my god. Wow. 783 00:32:15,570 --> 00:32:16,571 -I mean- -MOLLY: Look at that. 784 00:32:16,604 --> 00:32:19,006 Thank you. Thank you, Molls. 785 00:32:19,039 --> 00:32:20,575 Aww. 786 00:32:20,608 --> 00:32:21,942 Alright. 787 00:32:25,345 --> 00:32:27,549 Wow. Wow. 788 00:32:27,582 --> 00:32:31,485 Okay. Alright. She just loves art. You know? 789 00:32:31,519 --> 00:32:33,153 Yeah, yeah. 790 00:32:33,187 --> 00:32:35,255 -Yummy. -God. 791 00:32:35,289 --> 00:32:37,257 Tim, I mean this is phenomenal. 792 00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:39,059 Really phenomenal. 793 00:32:39,092 --> 00:32:40,662 How did you get the-? 794 00:32:40,695 --> 00:32:42,362 Well, for your face, 795 00:32:42,396 --> 00:32:44,998 I actually used one of your old wedding photos. 796 00:32:45,032 --> 00:32:47,034 I had to age it up just a little bit. 797 00:32:47,067 --> 00:32:49,303 - Just a little bit. - Okay. 798 00:32:49,336 --> 00:32:52,372 And then for you body, I used that guy. 799 00:32:54,374 --> 00:32:56,109 - How are you doing? - Oh, man. 800 00:32:57,444 --> 00:32:59,346 Yeah. He's pretty proud of himself. 801 00:32:59,379 --> 00:33:02,316 It is so good. Oh, he's so talented. 802 00:33:02,349 --> 00:33:04,284 He does baby portraits too. 803 00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:06,754 You have to do our's. 804 00:33:06,788 --> 00:33:08,355 Okay, okay. 805 00:33:08,388 --> 00:33:12,092 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Yes. 806 00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:13,260 Thank you. 807 00:33:15,229 --> 00:33:17,130 So you must really love dogs. 808 00:33:17,164 --> 00:33:20,434 Um, actually I'm allergic. 809 00:33:20,467 --> 00:33:22,570 You know, people just send me pictures of their dogs 810 00:33:22,604 --> 00:33:25,205 and then I paint them. 811 00:33:25,239 --> 00:33:27,441 But you must like them a little bit, right? 812 00:33:27,474 --> 00:33:29,611 I don't. I can't stand them. 813 00:33:29,644 --> 00:33:32,179 They slobber. They crap on the floor. 814 00:33:32,212 --> 00:33:34,047 They eat your shoes. 815 00:33:34,081 --> 00:33:37,552 But people love dogs, so easy money. 816 00:33:38,753 --> 00:33:40,522 I don't understand what's going on. 817 00:33:40,555 --> 00:33:44,792 We were just very friendly and then who the hell is this guy? 818 00:33:44,826 --> 00:33:46,493 Yeah, so what he's got a handsome face 819 00:33:46,528 --> 00:33:49,496 and perfect hair and considerable talent? 820 00:33:49,531 --> 00:33:50,565 Oh god. 821 00:33:50,598 --> 00:33:52,700 Oh okay, alright. 822 00:33:52,734 --> 00:33:55,269 You know what would make a good impression? 823 00:33:55,302 --> 00:33:57,404 A Jeff Goldblum standee. 824 00:33:57,437 --> 00:34:01,475 She loves him. You will be like her hero. 825 00:34:01,509 --> 00:34:03,745 Yeah, but right now, all I have is some of the Dodgers. 826 00:34:03,778 --> 00:34:06,079 And an old Batman. 827 00:34:06,113 --> 00:34:08,115 To the Batomobile then. 828 00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:10,585 I'll be back. 829 00:34:11,619 --> 00:34:12,654 That was the terminator. 830 00:34:12,954 --> 00:34:14,722 Oh my god, I'm losing it, Amandine. I'm losing it. 831 00:34:14,756 --> 00:34:15,757 Go find it, go find it. 832 00:34:15,790 --> 00:34:17,625 Okay. I'm coming right back. 833 00:34:19,393 --> 00:34:21,361 Okay, so what about babies? 834 00:34:23,196 --> 00:34:24,264 I can't stand babies. 835 00:34:24,298 --> 00:34:25,733 I'm sorry, I can't stand them. 836 00:34:25,767 --> 00:34:28,770 Babies are- babies are stupid. 837 00:34:28,803 --> 00:34:30,705 I mean, you ever tried to have a conversation with a baby? 838 00:34:30,738 --> 00:34:32,640 It's remarkably one-sided. 839 00:34:32,674 --> 00:34:35,309 Well, they're babies, so they can't even talk. 840 00:34:35,342 --> 00:34:37,879 Because babies are stupid. 841 00:34:37,912 --> 00:34:39,781 So, you don't like babies or dogs? 842 00:34:39,814 --> 00:34:42,182 Or surfing. I hate surfing. 843 00:34:42,215 --> 00:34:43,417 Well, how do you make art about something 844 00:34:43,450 --> 00:34:44,418 you don't even like? 845 00:34:44,652 --> 00:34:46,721 That's why they call us starving artists. 846 00:34:46,754 --> 00:34:48,322 Speaking of which, there's the food. 847 00:34:48,355 --> 00:34:49,389 Excuse me. 848 00:34:50,725 --> 00:34:52,359 Okay, we got a problem. 849 00:34:52,392 --> 00:34:54,261 MJ got feelings. 850 00:34:54,294 --> 00:34:55,863 -What do you mean feelings? -Like, feelings feelings. 851 00:34:55,897 --> 00:34:58,231 You need to bounce off before he gets back, okay? 852 00:34:58,265 --> 00:35:00,467 Well, I'm thinking of bouncing right now. 853 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,369 Absolutely not. No. 854 00:35:02,402 --> 00:35:04,304 One D down. Two more Ds to go. 855 00:35:04,338 --> 00:35:05,372 I can't do this. 856 00:35:05,405 --> 00:35:06,874 Yes, you can. 857 00:35:06,908 --> 00:35:09,577 The goal is to be a hoe. 858 00:35:09,611 --> 00:35:11,445 Mom. 859 00:35:11,478 --> 00:35:13,514 Hoe now, mom later. There's a through line. 860 00:35:13,548 --> 00:35:14,682 Okay. 861 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:20,788 Wow. 862 00:35:20,822 --> 00:35:22,724 You weren't kidding about the starving artist. 863 00:35:22,757 --> 00:35:24,324 It's Pavlovian. 864 00:35:24,358 --> 00:35:26,594 All these art openings always have amazing spreads, 865 00:35:26,628 --> 00:35:28,328 and if I keep my mouth filled with food, 866 00:35:28,362 --> 00:35:29,797 people think they're rude if they come up to me 867 00:35:29,831 --> 00:35:33,233 and ask me "What were you trying to say with this piece?" 868 00:35:33,266 --> 00:35:35,402 Just give you the money and leave you alone, right? 869 00:35:35,435 --> 00:35:36,704 You wanna be my agent? 870 00:35:39,439 --> 00:35:41,408 Oh, here we go. Yeah. 871 00:35:41,441 --> 00:35:44,277 I'm sure she's perfectly nice, 872 00:35:44,311 --> 00:35:47,515 but I get hit on by that type all the time. 873 00:35:49,349 --> 00:35:50,952 What's your type? 874 00:35:50,985 --> 00:35:55,355 Oh, unbearable self-involved assholes. Know any? 875 00:35:55,389 --> 00:35:57,959 Okay, you're right. I should apologize to her. 876 00:35:57,992 --> 00:35:59,393 I'm sorry. I'm a little salty. 877 00:36:00,628 --> 00:36:02,530 My ex recently got in touch with me 878 00:36:02,563 --> 00:36:03,698 and called me a sell-out 879 00:36:03,731 --> 00:36:07,300 because I painted a mural for YouTube. 880 00:36:07,334 --> 00:36:09,469 One mural, okay? 881 00:36:09,504 --> 00:36:12,272 Diego Rivera did his best work for Rockefeller. 882 00:36:12,305 --> 00:36:13,373 Commissioned mural. 883 00:36:13,574 --> 00:36:15,910 The Sistine Chapel was a commissioned mural. 884 00:36:15,943 --> 00:36:18,278 Commerce and art. Corporate art. 885 00:36:18,311 --> 00:36:20,447 What's the big deal? Now- now my ex is going out 886 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,949 with some 50-year-old. 887 00:36:21,983 --> 00:36:25,218 He's 50. He designs food courts at malls, okay? 888 00:36:25,252 --> 00:36:26,521 -I'm a sell out? -Oh, fuck off. 889 00:36:27,722 --> 00:36:29,590 I'm sorry. I haven't had the pleasure. 890 00:36:29,624 --> 00:36:31,258 And you're not going to. 891 00:36:31,291 --> 00:36:32,994 All the men here have younger wives. 892 00:36:33,027 --> 00:36:34,394 Look. 893 00:36:34,428 --> 00:36:37,397 Our hosts, your patrons, seven years apart. 894 00:36:37,431 --> 00:36:38,933 - Well, he looks old. - He has no hair. 895 00:36:38,966 --> 00:36:42,235 Preggo and Deer in Headlights, more like ten years. 896 00:36:42,269 --> 00:36:43,771 Silver fox and Kim Kardashian. 897 00:36:43,805 --> 00:36:46,774 And especially Surf and Turf. 898 00:36:46,808 --> 00:36:48,810 Why do you think that is? 899 00:36:50,778 --> 00:36:52,747 All women are gold diggers? 900 00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:55,616 Supply and demand. 901 00:36:55,650 --> 00:36:59,219 There's not much demand for aging aimless artist. 902 00:37:00,353 --> 00:37:01,689 But you two have fun. 903 00:37:04,525 --> 00:37:06,493 I think I'm in love. 904 00:37:06,527 --> 00:37:09,396 You look kind of cute when you get your ass handed to you. 905 00:37:09,429 --> 00:37:10,932 -Thank you. -Yeah. 906 00:37:10,965 --> 00:37:13,366 Hey Tim, I love it. 907 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,636 Thank you so much, again. 908 00:37:15,670 --> 00:37:17,370 Although, I'm gonna have to hide it in my office 909 00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:20,373 so Molly doesn't get sad every time I take my shirt off. 910 00:37:20,407 --> 00:37:23,443 Thank you. I was trying to convey the feeling of freedom. 911 00:37:23,477 --> 00:37:25,412 Oh, yeah. 912 00:37:25,445 --> 00:37:27,915 Yes, sounds like somebody surfs. 913 00:37:27,949 --> 00:37:29,316 Not as much as I'd like to. 914 00:37:29,517 --> 00:37:30,818 Heard that, my man. Yeah, when I'm out there, man- 915 00:37:30,852 --> 00:37:33,921 Shh, you talk too much. 916 00:37:33,955 --> 00:37:35,556 Stop talking. 917 00:37:35,590 --> 00:37:37,324 I didn't really say anything. 918 00:37:37,357 --> 00:37:38,993 Oh, Tim. 919 00:37:39,026 --> 00:37:41,796 You have to show Jaclyn all of your art. 920 00:37:41,829 --> 00:37:43,664 We have so many of his pieces. 921 00:37:43,698 --> 00:37:44,732 We have a lot. 922 00:37:44,766 --> 00:37:46,534 They're basically my Borgias. 923 00:37:46,567 --> 00:37:48,368 You're so funny. 924 00:37:48,401 --> 00:37:49,837 He's so funny. 925 00:37:49,871 --> 00:37:51,773 And good looking, huh? 926 00:37:51,806 --> 00:37:53,541 Sure, yeah, hmm-mm. 927 00:37:53,574 --> 00:37:56,878 Yeah, why don't you go on the gallery walk upstairs? 928 00:37:56,911 --> 00:37:58,378 No, I thought nobody was allowed upstairs. 929 00:37:58,411 --> 00:38:00,313 No, special people are allowed upstairs. 930 00:38:00,347 --> 00:38:01,481 Oh. 931 00:38:01,516 --> 00:38:02,984 Go, go, go, go. 932 00:38:03,017 --> 00:38:05,553 Got it, yeah. I'll show you upstairs. 933 00:38:05,586 --> 00:38:06,721 Okay. 934 00:38:08,421 --> 00:38:09,891 Okay, what? I don't- 935 00:38:09,924 --> 00:38:11,692 You what? 936 00:38:11,726 --> 00:38:12,860 What? 937 00:38:12,894 --> 00:38:15,830 I do. You don't. I do. 938 00:38:17,064 --> 00:38:18,699 Do you wanna go have a glass of water? 939 00:38:18,733 --> 00:38:20,433 There's a dog. 940 00:38:20,467 --> 00:38:21,636 Another dog. 941 00:38:23,504 --> 00:38:25,006 Dog. 942 00:38:25,039 --> 00:38:28,943 Dog. Baby, baby, baby, baby. There's a good one this way. 943 00:38:35,850 --> 00:38:38,019 And a life study. 944 00:38:39,153 --> 00:38:40,353 That's Molly. 945 00:38:41,488 --> 00:38:43,090 I'm not at liberty to say. 946 00:38:47,628 --> 00:38:51,566 Ah, well, I- it's lovely. 947 00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:54,969 You know, the use of your brush strokes 948 00:38:55,002 --> 00:38:57,038 and colors. 949 00:38:57,071 --> 00:38:59,439 Please, please, please stop. 950 00:38:59,472 --> 00:39:02,375 Can we please not talk about my work? 951 00:39:02,409 --> 00:39:06,346 Okay. Let's, huh-- let's talk about you. 952 00:39:07,882 --> 00:39:10,483 That sounds even worse. How about we talk about you? 953 00:39:12,086 --> 00:39:14,555 How about- how about we don't talk? 954 00:39:16,157 --> 00:39:17,457 Okay. 955 00:39:19,627 --> 00:39:20,895 Yes. 956 00:39:20,928 --> 00:39:22,730 Yeah. I love this. 957 00:39:22,763 --> 00:39:24,599 I love this. Stop, stop. 958 00:39:24,632 --> 00:39:27,702 I love this. I love all of your features. 959 00:39:27,735 --> 00:39:29,570 All of it. And when you speak, 960 00:39:29,604 --> 00:39:31,606 you speak with so much expression. 961 00:39:31,639 --> 00:39:33,975 This here. This. 962 00:39:34,008 --> 00:39:35,576 I wanna paint you. 963 00:39:35,610 --> 00:39:36,744 Okay. 964 00:39:38,913 --> 00:39:40,181 Okay. 965 00:39:40,214 --> 00:39:41,749 Oh, yeah. 966 00:39:41,782 --> 00:39:44,785 It's so refreshing to be with an older woman. 967 00:39:44,819 --> 00:39:47,722 Just past all this baby bullshit. 968 00:39:47,755 --> 00:39:48,856 You know? 969 00:39:48,890 --> 00:39:50,925 And all these fucking gold diggers. 970 00:39:50,958 --> 00:39:52,927 I only wanna be with older women 971 00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,529 who are post menopausal. 972 00:39:55,563 --> 00:39:56,931 How old do you think I am? 973 00:39:59,499 --> 00:40:00,433 I wasn't talking about you. 974 00:40:01,501 --> 00:40:02,904 Oh, oh. 975 00:40:07,842 --> 00:40:10,645 Yes, you have a bush. 976 00:40:11,913 --> 00:40:13,648 You have actual pubic hair. 977 00:40:13,681 --> 00:40:15,883 You have actual pubic hair. 978 00:40:17,818 --> 00:40:20,621 I've been working with these life study models. 979 00:40:20,655 --> 00:40:21,889 And they're all completely shaved. 980 00:40:21,923 --> 00:40:23,024 They look like barbie dolls. 981 00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:25,059 It's perverse. You know, they look like little girls. 982 00:40:25,092 --> 00:40:26,961 Who wants to make love with little girls? 983 00:40:26,994 --> 00:40:28,162 Hopefully nobody. 984 00:40:28,195 --> 00:40:29,931 -Exactly. -Yeah. 985 00:40:29,964 --> 00:40:31,933 All these women mutilating their bodies 986 00:40:31,966 --> 00:40:33,834 to live up to some imagined standard 987 00:40:33,868 --> 00:40:35,670 the patriarchy has set for them. 988 00:40:37,071 --> 00:40:39,740 Why do women have to be perfect little C-cups 989 00:40:39,774 --> 00:40:41,142 and be completely shaved, you know? 990 00:40:41,175 --> 00:40:42,643 They don't, they don't know? 991 00:40:42,677 --> 00:40:44,211 Let it grow. Let it go wild. 992 00:40:44,245 --> 00:40:48,149 Let it go untamed. Get in my mouth, wild long pussy hair. 993 00:40:48,182 --> 00:40:49,617 Or maybe just- I mean 994 00:40:49,650 --> 00:40:51,986 I think I prefer just a little trimmed. 995 00:40:52,019 --> 00:40:54,789 No, you're wrong. Let it go. 996 00:40:54,822 --> 00:40:56,657 Live in your skin. 997 00:40:56,691 --> 00:41:00,628 All the years that you've lived, all of that hair, 998 00:41:00,661 --> 00:41:02,964 all of your blemishes, 999 00:41:02,997 --> 00:41:06,067 all of these sunspots, these liver spots 1000 00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:08,736 all of them. All of these age spots. 1001 00:41:08,769 --> 00:41:10,171 All of these herpes scars here. 1002 00:41:10,204 --> 00:41:11,772 All of these wrinkles. 1003 00:41:11,806 --> 00:41:14,208 Wrinkle, wrinkle, wrinkle. Wrinkle, wrinkle, wrinkle. 1004 00:41:14,241 --> 00:41:17,812 It's your imperfections that make you perfect. 1005 00:41:19,947 --> 00:41:21,682 Nope, can't do it. 1006 00:41:22,984 --> 00:41:25,019 What do you want me to say here? 1007 00:41:25,052 --> 00:41:27,121 Honestly, nothing. 1008 00:41:27,154 --> 00:41:30,024 Because everything that comes out of your mouth 1009 00:41:30,057 --> 00:41:32,793 is just drying me up. 1010 00:41:32,827 --> 00:41:34,061 I'm trying to compliment you here. 1011 00:41:35,563 --> 00:41:37,198 And that's what you landed on? 1012 00:41:37,231 --> 00:41:39,133 I'm not trying to be a dick. 1013 00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:41,769 Oh, well then, it must just come naturally. 1014 00:41:43,237 --> 00:41:44,905 Hey, hey. 1015 00:41:46,207 --> 00:41:48,275 I'm just trying to do you a solid. 1016 00:41:48,309 --> 00:41:49,844 A what? 1017 00:41:49,877 --> 00:41:52,146 Molly told me that you needed to fuck the pain away 1018 00:41:52,179 --> 00:41:53,247 and so do I. 1019 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:56,217 We're the same. You said it. 1020 00:41:56,250 --> 00:41:59,587 I think the best idea is for us to let our bodies 1021 00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:00,654 do the talking. 1022 00:42:01,856 --> 00:42:03,958 -Ouch! -I think the best idea 1023 00:42:03,991 --> 00:42:05,926 is for you to never ever touch me again. 1024 00:42:11,932 --> 00:42:13,701 My painting hand. 1025 00:42:13,734 --> 00:42:16,270 There she is, there she is. 1026 00:42:16,303 --> 00:42:17,938 Hello, how was it? 1027 00:42:17,972 --> 00:42:19,874 I want the dets. I want the dirty, dirty dets. 1028 00:42:19,907 --> 00:42:21,042 That was fast. 1029 00:42:21,075 --> 00:42:22,843 That didn't happen. 1030 00:42:22,877 --> 00:42:25,780 No. Why didn't you do Tim? 1031 00:42:25,813 --> 00:42:28,582 Maybe I would've if he didn't treat me like a pity fuck. 1032 00:42:28,616 --> 00:42:30,017 You're supposed to find me nice guys. 1033 00:42:30,051 --> 00:42:31,619 So, I can have nice babies. 1034 00:42:31,652 --> 00:42:33,921 Well, you meant also cute and artistic 1035 00:42:33,954 --> 00:42:35,723 and funny and smart. 1036 00:42:36,991 --> 00:42:38,793 I got four out of five ain't bad. 1037 00:42:38,826 --> 00:42:40,861 And look, you're gonna love my guy. 1038 00:42:40,895 --> 00:42:43,864 I don't know. I think I'm good, you guys. 1039 00:42:43,898 --> 00:42:45,232 No, you're not good. 1040 00:42:45,266 --> 00:42:47,234 I know you don't want to roll the dice with MJ. 1041 00:42:47,268 --> 00:42:48,335 It's just one person. 1042 00:42:48,369 --> 00:42:49,804 And it's MJ. 1043 00:42:51,238 --> 00:42:54,842 Okay, fine. But he has got to go. 1044 00:42:54,875 --> 00:42:57,111 No, I can't kick out Tim. 1045 00:42:57,144 --> 00:42:59,080 Yes you can. It's your house. 1046 00:42:59,113 --> 00:43:01,215 But do I have to? 1047 00:43:01,248 --> 00:43:04,385 Yes, you do. Sisters before misters. 1048 00:43:04,418 --> 00:43:07,254 That's easy for you to say. You don't have a mister. 1049 00:43:07,288 --> 00:43:08,622 -She's right. -Thank you. 1050 00:43:08,823 --> 00:43:11,325 Sisters before misters. That's what we always say. 1051 00:43:11,358 --> 00:43:14,061 -We do. -Oh, but poor Tim. Oh. 1052 00:43:14,095 --> 00:43:16,797 - Poor Tim? - Poor tiny Tim. 1053 00:43:16,831 --> 00:43:19,400 Wait, is he tiny? Or is he big? 1054 00:43:19,433 --> 00:43:21,001 Or is he little? I don't wanna know. 1055 00:43:21,035 --> 00:43:22,803 Because I don't want anybody- I do wanna know. 1056 00:43:22,837 --> 00:43:24,672 But I don't wanna know. But I do wanna- 1057 00:43:24,705 --> 00:43:28,242 It's like killing me. It's tearing me apart. 1058 00:43:28,275 --> 00:43:31,145 Stress is the future, right? Choking the present. 1059 00:43:32,379 --> 00:43:34,882 - Okay. - What you guys all need 1060 00:43:34,915 --> 00:43:36,217 is more time on the ocean. 1061 00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:37,885 - Ah, yes. - You know. 1062 00:43:37,918 --> 00:43:40,721 Wow, wow, wow. Thank you. 1063 00:43:44,058 --> 00:43:47,161 So, I heard it didn't go well. 1064 00:43:47,194 --> 00:43:50,865 So, you should probably leave so it's not weird. 1065 00:43:50,898 --> 00:43:53,801 Because I don't want it to be weird for Geoff. 1066 00:43:53,834 --> 00:43:54,935 I should leave? No, no, no. 1067 00:43:54,969 --> 00:43:56,871 I'm friends with both of you. 1068 00:43:56,904 --> 00:43:58,372 She's the one who should leave. She should leave. 1069 00:43:58,405 --> 00:44:01,008 That's not gonna happen, Tim. 1070 00:44:01,041 --> 00:44:02,977 But it's okay. But it's okay that you go. 1071 00:44:03,010 --> 00:44:05,246 Because you know well, we love you. 1072 00:44:05,279 --> 00:44:07,948 And you know what? It's always okay. You should go. 1073 00:44:07,982 --> 00:44:10,151 No, no, no. Maybe- maybe I don't wanna- 1074 00:44:10,184 --> 00:44:11,886 Maybe I don't wanna go. 1075 00:44:11,919 --> 00:44:13,854 What is that? 1076 00:44:13,888 --> 00:44:17,424 That was so much fun. Oh my gosh, do it again. 1077 00:44:17,458 --> 00:44:19,293 No, no. Okay, just one little spin. 1078 00:44:19,326 --> 00:44:21,395 -See that's nice. -Just hold on a second. Jacklyn? 1079 00:44:21,428 --> 00:44:23,130 -No. -On land, you guys are CEOs. 1080 00:44:23,164 --> 00:44:25,232 -Idiot. -But out there in the ocean, 1081 00:44:25,266 --> 00:44:27,334 -I'm chairman of my board. -Oh nice. 1082 00:44:27,368 --> 00:44:30,371 What an ass hat. Not you. 1083 00:44:30,404 --> 00:44:32,806 Yeah, no shit. 1084 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,475 Hey, what about you? 1085 00:44:34,509 --> 00:44:35,976 You got anything on your horizons 1086 00:44:36,010 --> 00:44:37,378 I should have my radar on? 1087 00:44:39,113 --> 00:44:41,182 -Geoff? -Huh? Oh, no. 1088 00:44:41,215 --> 00:44:42,449 No, nothing special. 1089 00:44:42,483 --> 00:44:44,852 You know, it's a bunch of stupid pitches. 1090 00:44:44,885 --> 00:44:47,755 It's like Uber for kitty cats. 1091 00:44:47,788 --> 00:44:51,225 It's like Door dash from my ass. I don't know. 1092 00:44:57,364 --> 00:44:59,366 Oh, I'm sorry. 1093 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,135 No, no, no, no. Please, please, please, please. 1094 00:45:01,168 --> 00:45:03,103 Please don't go, please don't go. 1095 00:45:03,137 --> 00:45:06,807 Just buying myself another hour of smiling stupidly. 1096 00:45:08,108 --> 00:45:09,243 You want a hit? 1097 00:45:09,276 --> 00:45:12,112 No, I'm good. Thanks. 1098 00:45:12,146 --> 00:45:15,249 You hook up with the asshole? I mean, artist? 1099 00:45:15,282 --> 00:45:17,117 No, I didn't. 1100 00:45:17,151 --> 00:45:18,385 I'm not judging. 1101 00:45:18,419 --> 00:45:20,254 No, seriously, I didn't. 1102 00:45:20,287 --> 00:45:22,223 What about the guy with the glasses? 1103 00:45:22,256 --> 00:45:23,857 Was it that obvious? 1104 00:45:24,892 --> 00:45:26,927 I didn't see anything. 1105 00:45:26,961 --> 00:45:30,231 You're um- you're with the surfer guy. 1106 00:45:30,264 --> 00:45:33,500 Yeap. But I'm pretty much here alone. 1107 00:45:34,969 --> 00:45:36,136 The second we get around his friends 1108 00:45:36,170 --> 00:45:38,005 it's like I don't even exist. 1109 00:45:38,038 --> 00:45:40,207 I thought an older guy'd be past all that bullshit. 1110 00:45:40,241 --> 00:45:42,544 That's when they summit Mt. Bullshit. 1111 00:45:42,577 --> 00:45:44,178 - I know. - Yeah. 1112 00:45:44,211 --> 00:45:45,346 - Right? - Yeah. 1113 00:45:45,379 --> 00:45:47,848 But it's so different for us. 1114 00:45:47,881 --> 00:45:49,517 Like, I wanna have kids. 1115 00:45:50,918 --> 00:45:52,453 It's not like we're in our 20s. 1116 00:45:52,486 --> 00:45:55,289 I mean I'm probably a skosh older than you. 1117 00:45:56,924 --> 00:46:00,227 This is gonna sound crazy, but I work with horses 1118 00:46:00,261 --> 00:46:02,930 and we start breeding our marriage when they're 5 1119 00:46:02,963 --> 00:46:05,299 and put them out to pasture when they're 15. 1120 00:46:05,332 --> 00:46:07,434 Which is what in human years? 1121 00:46:07,468 --> 00:46:09,370 - 35. - 35. 1122 00:46:09,403 --> 00:46:11,205 - I'm 31. - Yeah. 1123 00:46:11,238 --> 00:46:12,306 I mean if he's not serious 1124 00:46:12,540 --> 00:46:15,209 am I gonna have to get started on another guy? 1125 00:46:15,242 --> 00:46:16,343 God. 1126 00:46:17,945 --> 00:46:19,547 You know what? 1127 00:46:19,581 --> 00:46:22,283 Fuck it. Fuck it. 1128 00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:25,352 We wait for everything in our lives. 1129 00:46:25,386 --> 00:46:27,488 We have to wait for them to ask us to prom. 1130 00:46:27,522 --> 00:46:30,057 We wait for them to ask us to marry them. 1131 00:46:30,090 --> 00:46:32,192 We have to wait until they're ready to have kids. 1132 00:46:32,226 --> 00:46:34,328 Well, I am done waiting. 1133 00:46:34,361 --> 00:46:37,831 I am done waiting for permission to live my fucking life. 1134 00:46:37,865 --> 00:46:39,166 Yeah. 1135 00:46:39,199 --> 00:46:40,535 You know what? 1136 00:46:40,568 --> 00:46:41,569 -Fuck him. -Yeah. 1137 00:46:41,802 --> 00:46:43,404 Fuck this party, I'm out of here. 1138 00:46:44,872 --> 00:46:45,507 - Hi. Is this thing on? - Hi, hello. 1139 00:46:45,540 --> 00:46:48,075 - Hello. - Oh, hi. 1140 00:46:48,108 --> 00:46:51,478 -Is it your birthday? 1141 00:46:51,513 --> 00:46:52,580 Yeah. 1142 00:46:52,614 --> 00:46:55,550 Ah, happy birthday. 1143 00:46:55,583 --> 00:46:58,986 Okay. One of you bozos got me a stripper? 1144 00:46:59,019 --> 00:47:01,121 Come on Geoff, you know I'm not that fool. 1145 00:47:01,155 --> 00:47:03,357 Holy shit, that is a shirtless chef. 1146 00:47:03,390 --> 00:47:05,059 Wait-wait, who that? 1147 00:47:05,092 --> 00:47:06,293 Who is that? 1148 00:47:06,327 --> 00:47:08,162 He does online cooking videos. 1149 00:47:08,195 --> 00:47:10,130 shirtless. 1150 00:47:10,164 --> 00:47:11,932 As in zero shirt. 1151 00:47:11,965 --> 00:47:13,300 I'ma subscribe. 1152 00:47:13,334 --> 00:47:14,401 Yeah. 1153 00:47:14,435 --> 00:47:15,402 You're welcome. 1154 00:47:17,004 --> 00:47:19,239 You wouldn't happen to be Jaclyn? 1155 00:47:19,273 --> 00:47:20,374 Would you? 1156 00:47:20,407 --> 00:47:21,543 I would. 1157 00:47:21,576 --> 00:47:23,911 Ah, pleasure to meet you. 1158 00:47:25,312 --> 00:47:28,449 Oh, pleasure is all mine. 1159 00:47:28,482 --> 00:47:31,418 Amandine has told me so many fascinating 1160 00:47:31,452 --> 00:47:32,587 tidbits about you. 1161 00:47:33,921 --> 00:47:35,456 Uh-huh. 1162 00:47:35,489 --> 00:47:38,058 It's a little hot in here. 1163 00:47:38,092 --> 00:47:39,527 I don't know why I'm wearing this anymore. 1164 00:47:39,561 --> 00:47:40,994 Ah, oh look, raddish. 1165 00:47:43,230 --> 00:47:44,998 Hey, can I steal- 1166 00:47:45,032 --> 00:47:46,166 Okay. 1167 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:49,403 Can I steal Jaclyn for a second? 1168 00:47:49,436 --> 00:47:50,904 -Maybe later. -No. 1169 00:47:50,938 --> 00:47:52,306 It will just take a minute. 1170 00:47:52,339 --> 00:47:54,475 I don't- Geoff, I- 1171 00:47:56,143 --> 00:47:57,945 I'll be- 1172 00:47:57,978 --> 00:47:59,480 I heard you quit working for Jen Anishton. 1173 00:48:01,415 --> 00:48:05,419 Yeah. I mean it's not totally confirmed yet, but yeah. 1174 00:48:05,452 --> 00:48:07,421 Okay, well, do you have anything lined up? 1175 00:48:08,989 --> 00:48:11,258 Not yet. Just kind of going around 1176 00:48:11,291 --> 00:48:13,227 trying to figure out where I want to land. 1177 00:48:13,260 --> 00:48:15,329 Uh-huh. Well, that's perfect. 1178 00:48:15,362 --> 00:48:18,232 Because I have a friend who just started a non-profit 1179 00:48:18,265 --> 00:48:20,568 that supports educational programs for girls 1180 00:48:20,602 --> 00:48:21,935 in third world countries. 1181 00:48:21,969 --> 00:48:23,036 I know. 1182 00:48:23,070 --> 00:48:24,238 That's great. Well, listen. 1183 00:48:24,271 --> 00:48:26,140 Why don't you give them my contact, and I- 1184 00:48:26,173 --> 00:48:27,474 Okay, Meera. 1185 00:48:27,509 --> 00:48:30,210 Yeah. Hey, I want you to meet somebody. 1186 00:48:30,244 --> 00:48:32,179 This is-- this is Jaclyn McGinley. 1187 00:48:32,212 --> 00:48:34,549 -Hi. -She just left her position 1188 00:48:34,582 --> 00:48:37,418 as the Director of Jen Aniston's foundation. 1189 00:48:39,086 --> 00:48:40,320 What? 1190 00:48:40,354 --> 00:48:41,922 Now, you guys talk. 1191 00:48:43,090 --> 00:48:44,958 -Jen Anishton? -Yeah. 1192 00:48:44,992 --> 00:48:46,728 You know, I'm a huge fan. 1193 00:48:46,761 --> 00:48:49,129 I was just at her benefit at the Getty last month. 1194 00:48:49,163 --> 00:48:50,431 Well did you- Did you do that? 1195 00:48:50,464 --> 00:48:51,965 -I did, yeah. -You did. 1196 00:48:51,999 --> 00:48:53,735 Oh my goodness. This is fate. 1197 00:48:53,768 --> 00:48:54,968 Yes. Yes it is. 1198 00:48:55,002 --> 00:48:56,571 Because, let me tell you. 1199 00:48:56,604 --> 00:48:59,239 I was at the grocery store yesterday, 1200 00:48:59,273 --> 00:49:00,441 and I was checking out the tabloids. 1201 00:49:00,474 --> 00:49:02,476 I don't usually check out the tabloids. 1202 00:49:02,510 --> 00:49:04,311 But I just happen to see Jen. 1203 00:49:04,344 --> 00:49:06,548 And they were talking about how she's childless. 1204 00:49:06,581 --> 00:49:09,149 And I went home to Kahlil and I told him, 1205 00:49:09,183 --> 00:49:10,984 "Why doesn't she just adopt?" 1206 00:49:11,018 --> 00:49:14,221 You know? And then I meet you here tonight. 1207 00:49:14,254 --> 00:49:15,523 So why doesn't she adopt? 1208 00:49:16,758 --> 00:49:18,392 Oh, I don't- 1209 00:49:18,425 --> 00:49:19,761 We don't really talk about that. 1210 00:49:19,794 --> 00:49:21,395 Well, would you? 1211 00:49:21,428 --> 00:49:24,599 Would you? Because adoption is just such a blessling. 1212 00:49:24,632 --> 00:49:27,367 Yeah. I mean, we adopted four of our six. 1213 00:49:27,401 --> 00:49:29,036 One from Mozambique, one from Peru, 1214 00:49:29,069 --> 00:49:30,772 one from Russia and one from China. 1215 00:49:30,805 --> 00:49:33,173 All you need is Australian, and you got a continental set. 1216 00:49:33,207 --> 00:49:35,075 Oh my god, you're funny. 1217 00:49:35,108 --> 00:49:36,109 Isn't she? 1218 00:49:37,277 --> 00:49:39,480 She is very funny. 1219 00:49:39,514 --> 00:49:41,716 Girl, you hungry? We got some more cheese that came out. 1220 00:49:41,749 --> 00:49:44,686 Oh, you know, I'm lactose intolerant, so. 1221 00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:48,121 -I bet you are. -Yeah. So- 1222 00:49:48,155 --> 00:49:50,491 But I was saying is that, 1223 00:49:50,525 --> 00:49:51,793 you know, motherhood is just a blessing. 1224 00:49:51,826 --> 00:49:53,293 No matter how you do it. 1225 00:49:54,529 --> 00:49:57,064 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah. 1226 00:49:57,097 --> 00:49:59,534 Do you feel any difference in the bond 1227 00:49:59,567 --> 00:50:02,770 between your adopted children and the biological children? 1228 00:50:02,804 --> 00:50:04,471 Not the first time someone's asked me that. 1229 00:50:05,707 --> 00:50:07,274 Let me be just completely honest. 1230 00:50:07,307 --> 00:50:10,277 With my first two, I thought that, you know, 1231 00:50:10,310 --> 00:50:13,213 I don't know if I could love another the way I did them, 1232 00:50:13,247 --> 00:50:17,117 but when I saw Donya's face, I just- 1233 00:50:17,150 --> 00:50:19,754 I knew she was my child. I don't know. 1234 00:50:19,787 --> 00:50:22,690 Love is not really a zero-sum game, you know? 1235 00:50:22,724 --> 00:50:25,192 Wow, that is 1236 00:50:25,225 --> 00:50:26,694 so sweet I wanna kill myself. 1237 00:50:27,862 --> 00:50:29,429 - Oh my god. - Butter fingers. 1238 00:50:29,463 --> 00:50:32,600 Hurry now. Ah, ah. This way. 1239 00:50:33,801 --> 00:50:35,035 Let's go faster. 1240 00:50:36,270 --> 00:50:38,038 Must go faster. 1241 00:50:44,211 --> 00:50:47,414 Sorry, I thought the situation called for bit of a 1242 00:50:47,447 --> 00:50:48,683 diversion. 1243 00:50:48,716 --> 00:50:50,117 Yeah, thank you. 1244 00:50:50,150 --> 00:50:51,418 Of course. 1245 00:50:51,451 --> 00:50:54,454 So, you work in the not-for-profit space. 1246 00:50:54,488 --> 00:50:55,723 I admire that. 1247 00:50:57,190 --> 00:50:59,459 Very satisfying. 1248 00:51:00,628 --> 00:51:02,195 Are you doing that on purpose? 1249 00:51:02,229 --> 00:51:05,499 I'm sorry, I'm not exactly sure what you mean. 1250 00:51:05,533 --> 00:51:08,235 The talking like Jeff Goldblum thing. 1251 00:51:10,838 --> 00:51:14,474 Well, I certainly hope I can measure up. 1252 00:51:14,509 --> 00:51:16,811 Oh, I think you're even better 1253 00:51:16,844 --> 00:51:18,780 than the real thing, truly. 1254 00:51:20,347 --> 00:51:21,583 So, you're an actor? 1255 00:51:23,183 --> 00:51:24,284 Do you have anything against actors? 1256 00:51:24,318 --> 00:51:25,887 No, no, no. No. 1257 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,556 I think that's great. You know? 1258 00:51:28,590 --> 00:51:31,759 You're sensitive and artistic. 1259 00:51:33,595 --> 00:51:34,762 Is that why 1260 00:51:34,796 --> 00:51:38,465 you're so muscly? 1261 00:51:38,498 --> 00:51:41,401 Oh, this is my instrument. 1262 00:51:41,435 --> 00:51:44,639 It is Stradivarius. 1263 00:51:48,810 --> 00:51:50,410 -A Stradivarius is- -I know. 1264 00:51:50,444 --> 00:51:51,613 -Oh. -The kind of guitar 1265 00:51:51,646 --> 00:51:52,780 Jimi Hendrix played. 1266 00:51:56,383 --> 00:51:58,686 So, what have I seen you in? 1267 00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:01,789 Well, I got cast in an episode of Flash. 1268 00:52:01,823 --> 00:52:03,925 But I wore mask so you can't really tell it was me. 1269 00:52:03,958 --> 00:52:05,760 I bet you were great. 1270 00:52:05,793 --> 00:52:07,494 The fight choreographer thought so. Yeah. 1271 00:52:08,930 --> 00:52:11,566 I mean, it's not easy being a Latino actor. 1272 00:52:11,599 --> 00:52:12,600 The Goldblum thing helps out. 1273 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,502 I get to go out for hot nerdy types now. 1274 00:52:15,536 --> 00:52:16,938 I like hot nerdy types. 1275 00:52:16,971 --> 00:52:19,272 Yeah, it's better than type-cast as a gang banger. 1276 00:52:19,306 --> 00:52:20,908 I go like "What's up?" 1277 00:52:20,942 --> 00:52:22,510 You know what would be a dream role? 1278 00:52:22,543 --> 00:52:23,945 Playing Goldblum's kid. 1279 00:52:23,978 --> 00:52:27,214 Like, in a Jurassic sequel or West Anderson movie. 1280 00:52:27,247 --> 00:52:29,851 Like, the son he never knew. 1281 00:52:29,884 --> 00:52:31,284 And I can play against type. 1282 00:52:31,318 --> 00:52:32,820 I can play someone stupid, like- 1283 00:52:32,854 --> 00:52:34,354 I want you to fuck me, stupid? 1284 00:52:34,388 --> 00:52:36,824 Oh, wait. 1285 00:52:36,858 --> 00:52:38,926 You mean like, you want me to fuck you COMMA stupid, 1286 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:39,894 like, you think I'm dumb? 1287 00:52:41,696 --> 00:52:43,430 I want you to fuck my brains out. 1288 00:52:43,463 --> 00:52:45,332 Oh, I see. 1289 00:52:56,443 --> 00:52:57,578 You are hot, oh my god. 1290 00:52:57,612 --> 00:52:58,846 You're hot. 1291 00:53:01,015 --> 00:53:04,719 Which brings me to WFTs. Right? 1292 00:53:04,752 --> 00:53:06,654 -Weed fungible tokens. -Oh. 1293 00:53:06,688 --> 00:53:09,356 Kind of like an NFT that you can smoke, okay? 1294 00:53:09,389 --> 00:53:11,291 But it's also on the blockchain. 1295 00:53:11,324 --> 00:53:14,729 Every ounce of weed you buy or every preroll you buy- 1296 00:53:14,762 --> 00:53:16,296 -Okay. -Oh. 1297 00:53:16,329 --> 00:53:17,799 This guy's out of here, now. It's cool, it's cool. 1298 00:53:17,832 --> 00:53:18,866 You know, some people aren't into weed. 1299 00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:20,400 -It's totally cool. -Yeah. 1300 00:53:20,434 --> 00:53:21,769 So, it is a weed product. 1301 00:53:21,803 --> 00:53:24,005 You get it from the-it's data? 1302 00:53:24,038 --> 00:53:25,740 You do order it on data. 1303 00:53:27,340 --> 00:53:28,009 I'm sorry, I'll be right back. I'll be right back. 1304 00:53:28,042 --> 00:53:29,476 Absolutely cool. 1305 00:53:30,912 --> 00:53:34,347 Hey dodo bird, what the heck are you doing here? 1306 00:53:34,381 --> 00:53:35,750 I forgot Nermie. 1307 00:53:35,783 --> 00:53:38,853 Oh, rats! 1308 00:53:38,886 --> 00:53:40,788 Well, where's nana? 1309 00:53:40,822 --> 00:53:42,623 She's in the car waiting. 1310 00:53:42,657 --> 00:53:44,726 Oh, is she? Oh, yeah. 1311 00:53:44,759 --> 00:53:45,626 There she is. 1312 00:53:46,694 --> 00:53:47,762 Hey, 1313 00:53:47,795 --> 00:53:50,230 you know it's my birthday, right? 1314 00:53:51,431 --> 00:53:53,000 And I get whatever I want on my birthday, 1315 00:53:53,034 --> 00:53:54,301 that's the rule. 1316 00:53:54,334 --> 00:53:56,738 So, what I want 1317 00:53:56,771 --> 00:53:59,841 is for you to get in there 1318 00:53:59,874 --> 00:54:02,810 and eat all of your left-over Easter candy, 1319 00:54:02,844 --> 00:54:05,412 every single thing. 1320 00:54:05,445 --> 00:54:06,981 Get in there! Gobble it up. 1321 00:54:10,017 --> 00:54:13,386 You can have a goodnight. You bitch. 1322 00:54:15,089 --> 00:54:17,024 Hey, Sophie. Hey, girl, what are you doing? 1323 00:54:17,058 --> 00:54:19,794 Hi, string bean. Hi. 1324 00:54:19,827 --> 00:54:21,929 You're supposed to be at your grandma's house. 1325 00:54:21,963 --> 00:54:23,598 I forgot Nermie. 1326 00:54:23,631 --> 00:54:25,600 - Okay. - Alright, go on up and get it. 1327 00:54:25,633 --> 00:54:27,034 Or maybe not, 1328 00:54:27,068 --> 00:54:29,771 because when I will be awake passing my bedtime, 1329 00:54:29,804 --> 00:54:33,641 I will turn into a zombie, tripping over things. 1330 00:54:33,674 --> 00:54:35,710 So maybe your mommy should go up. 1331 00:54:35,743 --> 00:54:37,545 No, she can go get it. 1332 00:54:37,578 --> 00:54:39,914 No, she can't. Um-umm. 1333 00:54:42,349 --> 00:54:44,986 Oh. Okay, alright. 1334 00:54:45,019 --> 00:54:46,587 Mommy will be right back. 1335 00:54:46,621 --> 00:54:48,022 I love you so much. Okay. 1336 00:54:51,058 --> 00:54:52,325 How's your night? 1337 00:54:52,359 --> 00:54:53,928 - Good. - Yeah. 1338 00:55:04,739 --> 00:55:06,607 Ow. 1339 00:55:12,780 --> 00:55:14,982 Oh my god, what are you doing? 1340 00:55:15,016 --> 00:55:16,349 I'm not even here. 1341 00:55:19,153 --> 00:55:21,522 Oh, oh. 1342 00:55:21,556 --> 00:55:22,857 I'm sorry, but it sounded like 1343 00:55:22,890 --> 00:55:24,826 you had a really good moment. 1344 00:55:24,859 --> 00:55:26,994 Oh my god, Molly, get out. 1345 00:55:27,028 --> 00:55:28,328 Come on. 1346 00:55:28,563 --> 00:55:30,698 I mean it's not like you haven't heard me have sex 1347 00:55:30,731 --> 00:55:32,066 lots of times. 1348 00:55:32,099 --> 00:55:34,434 We were roommates in college and I used to have sex 1349 00:55:34,467 --> 00:55:36,971 all the time in the bedroom. 1350 00:55:37,004 --> 00:55:38,072 But she was sleeping. 1351 00:55:38,105 --> 00:55:39,472 I wasn't sleeping. 1352 00:55:39,507 --> 00:55:41,108 Oh, see? So that's okay. 1353 00:55:41,142 --> 00:55:44,011 Okay, okay, I'm gone. I'm not even here. 1354 00:55:44,045 --> 00:55:47,081 No, you guys, take your time. I just needed this. 1355 00:55:47,114 --> 00:55:49,016 Right look, I can't even see you. 1356 00:55:50,417 --> 00:55:53,521 Okay, strip the beds when you're done. 1357 00:55:58,425 --> 00:56:00,493 Is that good for you? 1358 00:56:00,528 --> 00:56:01,729 Oh my god, yeah. 1359 00:56:01,762 --> 00:56:03,998 I mean, I think the last 10 seconds, 1360 00:56:04,031 --> 00:56:07,568 that was the best sex I've ever had. 1361 00:56:07,602 --> 00:56:08,569 Ever. 1362 00:56:08,603 --> 00:56:10,104 Thank you. 1363 00:56:10,137 --> 00:56:12,807 Look, I know I'm not the real Goldblum, 1364 00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:16,677 but I really hope I made your wish come true. 1365 00:56:16,711 --> 00:56:18,646 You have no idea. 1366 00:56:22,116 --> 00:56:24,151 This is so unfair. 1367 00:56:24,185 --> 00:56:26,921 You're hell of smart, you do charity work, 1368 00:56:26,954 --> 00:56:29,790 and you are smoking hot, 1369 00:56:29,824 --> 00:56:32,392 especially for someone with stage 4 lymphoma. 1370 00:56:33,628 --> 00:56:36,697 -What? -It's okay. Amandine told me. 1371 00:56:36,731 --> 00:56:39,634 And honestly, thank you. 1372 00:56:39,667 --> 00:56:42,103 As an actor, I don't have a ton of money 1373 00:56:42,136 --> 00:56:44,839 and I can't give nearly as much as I'd like to charity. 1374 00:56:44,872 --> 00:56:46,173 I always thought of Goldblum thing 1375 00:56:46,207 --> 00:56:48,142 as a gimmick for parties. 1376 00:56:48,175 --> 00:56:51,746 But knowing that my skills could bring you 1377 00:56:51,779 --> 00:56:53,981 joy in the end, 1378 00:56:54,015 --> 00:56:56,817 I just- I'm deeply honored. 1379 00:56:56,851 --> 00:56:57,952 Yeah. 1380 00:57:00,955 --> 00:57:04,792 I hate to sound pity with everything you're going through 1381 00:57:04,825 --> 00:57:06,727 but you don't have any STDs, do you? 1382 00:57:08,562 --> 00:57:10,598 -No. -Oh. 1383 00:57:10,631 --> 00:57:12,199 Normally, I would use a condom. 1384 00:57:12,233 --> 00:57:14,501 but seeing as how you're Mormon and only have a week to live, 1385 00:57:14,535 --> 00:57:15,970 I thought I could take the risk. 1386 00:57:18,205 --> 00:57:20,207 Are you strong enough to get up on your own? 1387 00:57:20,241 --> 00:57:21,842 You need help? 1388 00:57:21,876 --> 00:57:24,245 I got it, thank you. Yeah. 1389 00:57:24,278 --> 00:57:26,013 I'm just gonna take a minute. 1390 00:57:27,515 --> 00:57:28,950 You rest. 1391 00:57:28,983 --> 00:57:30,017 Okay. 1392 00:57:36,157 --> 00:57:37,992 Now I hate surfing. 1393 00:57:40,661 --> 00:57:41,829 Oh boy. 1394 00:57:45,733 --> 00:57:47,802 Hi, happy birthday. 1395 00:57:47,835 --> 00:57:49,502 -Welcome, thank you. -Thank you. 1396 00:57:49,537 --> 00:57:50,604 Thank you for having me. 1397 00:57:50,638 --> 00:57:53,207 Oh, thank you. 1398 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,176 Is Armin-is Armin still here? 1399 00:57:55,209 --> 00:57:56,877 Is Armin here? Yeah, yeah, of course. 1400 00:57:56,911 --> 00:57:58,913 And he's, you know, had a couple. 1401 00:57:58,946 --> 00:58:00,748 Okay, should I go, or-? 1402 00:58:00,781 --> 00:58:02,817 No! No, no, no. Of course, not. 1403 00:58:02,850 --> 00:58:04,685 No, god. You drove all the way here. 1404 00:58:04,719 --> 00:58:06,187 I mean, please, make yourself at home. 1405 00:58:06,220 --> 00:58:07,788 Have something to eat, have a drink. 1406 00:58:07,822 --> 00:58:09,623 -It's so good to see you. -Oh my goodness, you too. 1407 00:58:09,657 --> 00:58:11,792 -Happy birthday. We'll talk. -Alright. Alright. 1408 00:58:13,561 --> 00:58:14,729 Dude, is that- 1409 00:58:14,762 --> 00:58:16,163 Hey, I'm so sorry. 1410 00:58:16,197 --> 00:58:17,565 Oh fuck, not her. 1411 00:58:17,598 --> 00:58:19,166 I know, I know. 1412 00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:21,802 Molly mentioned it, I couldn't uninvite her. Do you want me to 1413 00:58:21,836 --> 00:58:23,304 -ask her to go? -No, no. 1414 00:58:23,337 --> 00:58:25,106 That makes me look like I can't handle it. 1415 00:58:25,139 --> 00:58:26,874 And you know, that's how the terrorists win. 1416 00:58:26,907 --> 00:58:27,908 So, no. 1417 00:58:29,276 --> 00:58:30,778 Can you believe how fat she got? 1418 00:58:30,811 --> 00:58:33,014 Yikes. 1419 00:58:33,047 --> 00:58:34,815 Oh buddy, that's not fat. 1420 00:58:36,884 --> 00:58:38,586 -She's fucking pregnant? -Yeah, I'm so sorry. 1421 00:58:38,619 --> 00:58:39,854 I didn't know how to tell you that. 1422 00:58:41,088 --> 00:58:42,656 No, it's fine, it's fine. 1423 00:58:42,690 --> 00:58:44,058 You know what? I'm gonna go say hi to her. 1424 00:58:44,091 --> 00:58:45,126 No, don't say hi. 1425 00:58:46,794 --> 00:58:50,598 Why would you say hi? Don't say hi. 1426 00:58:50,631 --> 00:58:51,866 Kegels are key. 1427 00:58:51,899 --> 00:58:53,267 -Oh, yeah. -Just keep doing that. 1428 00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:57,238 Joyce, hey. Fancy seeing you here. 1429 00:58:57,271 --> 00:58:58,906 Yeah, well, they're my friends too. 1430 00:58:58,939 --> 00:59:01,675 Yeah, because of me. 1431 00:59:01,709 --> 00:59:04,578 Are we really gonna do this at your best friend's party? 1432 00:59:04,612 --> 00:59:07,014 See, you said it. My best friend. So. 1433 00:59:08,616 --> 00:59:09,884 Do you want me to leave? 1434 00:59:09,917 --> 00:59:12,686 Oh, now you care about what I want. Hmm. 1435 00:59:14,021 --> 00:59:16,057 No, you know what? I'm sorry. 1436 00:59:16,090 --> 00:59:20,294 It's fine. We're grown ups. And congratulations. 1437 00:59:20,327 --> 00:59:22,763 I am very happy for you and you look beautiful. 1438 00:59:23,964 --> 00:59:25,066 -Thank you. -Yeah. 1439 00:59:25,099 --> 00:59:26,667 I appreciate that. 1440 00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:28,169 I feel bloated and disgusting but- 1441 00:59:28,202 --> 00:59:31,372 No, it suits you. The, huh, pregnancy. 1442 00:59:31,405 --> 00:59:35,676 Not the- How is Peter doing? 1443 00:59:35,709 --> 00:59:37,011 You don't really want to know that, do you? 1444 00:59:37,044 --> 00:59:39,680 Not at all. I just hope you're happy. 1445 00:59:39,713 --> 00:59:42,683 - I'm very happy. - Good. Good, good, good. 1446 00:59:42,716 --> 00:59:43,784 Yeah. 1447 00:59:48,956 --> 00:59:50,057 Yeah. 1448 00:59:50,091 --> 00:59:51,092 Great to see you. 1449 00:59:52,226 --> 00:59:53,861 -Cool. -Yeah. 1450 00:59:56,997 --> 00:59:58,365 Make a wish? 1451 00:59:58,399 --> 01:00:00,134 Is that what I am to you? A charity case? 1452 01:00:00,167 --> 01:00:01,735 He was already on my original list 1453 01:00:01,769 --> 01:00:03,137 because of the Goldblum thing. 1454 01:00:03,170 --> 01:00:05,639 But he just got cast in a play 1455 01:00:05,673 --> 01:00:06,941 and he was supposed to perform tonight. 1456 01:00:06,974 --> 01:00:09,009 I had to think of a life-or-death reason 1457 01:00:09,043 --> 01:00:11,412 to get him to skip it. So- 1458 01:00:11,445 --> 01:00:12,813 -Cancer? -That was the only way 1459 01:00:12,847 --> 01:00:15,416 I could get him to agree to go raw dog. 1460 01:00:15,449 --> 01:00:18,119 Dead girls don't need condoms. 1461 01:00:18,152 --> 01:00:19,653 But Mormon? 1462 01:00:19,687 --> 01:00:21,322 Oh, that, you know that kind of just slipped out. 1463 01:00:22,790 --> 01:00:25,092 -Hey. -Hi. 1464 01:00:25,126 --> 01:00:27,728 You see that pregnant woman over there? 1465 01:00:27,761 --> 01:00:29,697 The one on the right. That's my ex. 1466 01:00:29,730 --> 01:00:31,832 And I'm about to say something or do something 1467 01:00:31,866 --> 01:00:33,834 that will get me excommunicated or in prison. 1468 01:00:33,868 --> 01:00:37,037 So, you know, could you distract me or something? 1469 01:00:39,106 --> 01:00:40,007 -Yeah. -Yeah? 1470 01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,942 -Yeah, sure. -Okay. 1471 01:00:43,310 --> 01:00:44,845 Okay. 1472 01:00:47,014 --> 01:00:48,015 What's this from? 1473 01:00:48,048 --> 01:00:50,718 Oh. Knee replacement. 1474 01:00:50,751 --> 01:00:53,687 Warranty ran out a couple of years ago. So- 1475 01:00:53,721 --> 01:00:56,290 Oh, I can give you a good referral for your mom's hip. 1476 01:00:56,323 --> 01:00:59,059 My guy is like, the best in the biz. So- 1477 01:00:59,093 --> 01:01:00,461 Oh yeah, great. Thank you. 1478 01:01:00,494 --> 01:01:01,996 Yeah. 1479 01:01:02,029 --> 01:01:04,431 I think scars are pretty sexy. 1480 01:01:04,465 --> 01:01:05,366 -Oh really? -Yeah. 1481 01:01:05,399 --> 01:01:06,734 Well, I do have another one. 1482 01:01:06,934 --> 01:01:09,170 Yeah, right here where Joyce ripped out my heart 1483 01:01:09,203 --> 01:01:10,371 with her bare hands. Do you wanna see it? 1484 01:01:10,404 --> 01:01:12,072 - Wow, Joyce? - Yeah. 1485 01:01:12,106 --> 01:01:14,408 Oh, well, you know, 1486 01:01:14,441 --> 01:01:16,010 it's a terrible name for a villain. 1487 01:01:16,043 --> 01:01:18,012 -Yeah, it really is. -Yeah. 1488 01:01:18,045 --> 01:01:21,815 It's even got joy in it. How can I be mad at that? 1489 01:01:21,849 --> 01:01:23,851 I walked in on mine getting a BJ. 1490 01:01:25,753 --> 01:01:28,422 Blowjobs are overrated. 1491 01:01:28,455 --> 01:01:30,291 You're just saying that to me to feel better. 1492 01:01:30,324 --> 01:01:33,727 Yeah, I am. 100%, blowjobs are awesome. 1493 01:01:33,761 --> 01:01:36,096 You know, they had the nerve to send me a Christmas card. 1494 01:01:36,130 --> 01:01:37,431 -What? -Yeah. 1495 01:01:37,464 --> 01:01:39,333 So, I drew a dick on her face and sent it back. 1496 01:01:40,901 --> 01:01:42,403 Nice. 1497 01:01:48,075 --> 01:01:49,511 See that in there? 1498 01:01:49,544 --> 01:01:51,378 Those are my friends. 1499 01:01:52,913 --> 01:01:55,783 And she had her friends. I just don't get it, 1500 01:01:55,816 --> 01:01:58,786 why does she think she needs mine? You know? 1501 01:01:58,819 --> 01:02:01,989 I know it's pathetic, but like, fuck, come on! 1502 01:02:02,022 --> 01:02:04,024 No, no, I totally get it. 1503 01:02:04,058 --> 01:02:06,528 I ran into my ex with his beautiful new wife 1504 01:02:06,561 --> 01:02:07,995 and their baby. 1505 01:02:08,028 --> 01:02:09,363 The baby that he didn't want to have with me. 1506 01:02:09,396 --> 01:02:11,298 At my garden shop. 1507 01:02:11,332 --> 01:02:13,234 Did you shove him into a cactus? 1508 01:02:13,267 --> 01:02:15,135 I mean, that would have been my go-to move just right in there. 1509 01:02:15,169 --> 01:02:16,203 -No, but I should have. -Yeah, you should have. 1510 01:02:16,237 --> 01:02:18,072 Yeah. 1511 01:02:18,105 --> 01:02:21,976 You know, my mom got divorced at the age of 44. 1512 01:02:22,009 --> 01:02:25,879 And I can honestly say I don't think she's ever had sex since. 1513 01:02:27,314 --> 01:02:29,183 I think she's hanging out in the wrong retirement homes. 1514 01:02:29,216 --> 01:02:30,317 -Yeah? -I really do. 1515 01:02:34,054 --> 01:02:37,992 Thing is I don't feel any different than I did 1516 01:02:38,025 --> 01:02:39,393 when I was 25. 1517 01:02:39,426 --> 01:02:42,129 Yeah, same. It's crazy. 1518 01:02:42,162 --> 01:02:43,998 I went to see this band last week, 1519 01:02:44,031 --> 01:02:45,499 and I swear to you, 1520 01:02:45,533 --> 01:02:49,503 I raised the average age of that room by at least 10 years. 1521 01:02:49,537 --> 01:02:51,171 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1522 01:02:51,205 --> 01:02:54,942 And I caught the eye of this woman and I smiled at her, 1523 01:02:54,975 --> 01:02:56,410 and she looked me like I was a pedophile. 1524 01:02:56,443 --> 01:02:58,145 Okay, but in her defense- 1525 01:02:58,178 --> 01:02:59,346 -What? -You just- 1526 01:02:59,380 --> 01:03:03,050 wait, guys at clubs are creepy. 1527 01:03:03,083 --> 01:03:06,186 They are. I mean, I go dancing and I swear 1528 01:03:06,220 --> 01:03:08,255 every single guy in there is looking at me like I'm in heat. 1529 01:03:09,456 --> 01:03:13,093 Why can't a girl just look fly and go dancing, you know? 1530 01:03:13,127 --> 01:03:14,295 I hate to break it to you but 1531 01:03:14,328 --> 01:03:17,131 dancing has always been about sex. 1532 01:03:17,164 --> 01:03:18,365 Yeah. I mean, I saw this National Geographic video. 1533 01:03:18,399 --> 01:03:19,601 Are you flirting with me? 1534 01:03:22,136 --> 01:03:23,505 Anyway, I saw this video of this 1535 01:03:23,538 --> 01:03:24,938 crazy little red and yellow birds 1536 01:03:24,972 --> 01:03:26,974 and they're doing like, this mating ritual, 1537 01:03:27,007 --> 01:03:28,475 and I swear to you, it looked exactly 1538 01:03:28,510 --> 01:03:29,511 like the Hammertime move. 1539 01:03:30,944 --> 01:03:31,979 No idea what you're talking about. 1540 01:03:33,347 --> 01:03:36,450 MC Hammer? Hammertime? Can't touch this? 1541 01:03:36,483 --> 01:03:38,919 I don't know. Can you show me? I mean is it hard? 1542 01:03:38,952 --> 01:03:40,387 -Serious? -Yeah. 1543 01:03:40,421 --> 01:03:41,388 -I mean yeah. -What does it look like? 1544 01:03:41,422 --> 01:03:42,524 -I don't know. -I'll show you. 1545 01:03:42,557 --> 01:03:45,259 - Okay. - Are you ready? 1546 01:03:45,292 --> 01:03:47,061 Uh-huh. - So, it's like- it's like. 1547 01:03:50,331 --> 01:03:51,498 Wow. 1548 01:03:51,533 --> 01:03:53,867 That is- that is something else. 1549 01:03:55,235 --> 01:03:58,405 I mean, I would definitely swipe right. 1550 01:03:58,439 --> 01:03:59,440 - Yeah? - Yeah, I would swipe right 1551 01:03:59,473 --> 01:04:01,041 if I were a bird. 1552 01:04:01,075 --> 01:04:03,010 Oh okay! Good, good to know. 1553 01:04:14,054 --> 01:04:15,389 Can I ask you something? 1554 01:04:15,422 --> 01:04:19,527 And it's 100% okay if you say no, obviously. 1555 01:04:19,561 --> 01:04:21,495 Yeah. 1556 01:04:21,529 --> 01:04:25,199 Can I kiss you? I just really wanna kiss you. 1557 01:04:29,169 --> 01:04:30,437 I'm not supposed to. 1558 01:04:32,005 --> 01:04:34,609 Oh, okay. Why? 1559 01:04:37,144 --> 01:04:39,514 Because Molly is my best friend and Geoff is your best friend. 1560 01:04:39,547 --> 01:04:41,949 And if it didn't work out between us 1561 01:04:41,982 --> 01:04:43,685 then that would be awkward for them. 1562 01:04:43,718 --> 01:04:45,520 Right, yeah. Absolutely. 1563 01:04:45,553 --> 01:04:48,590 And, you know, then who would invite us to this- 1564 01:05:05,038 --> 01:05:06,073 I was just thinking, 1565 01:05:06,106 --> 01:05:08,510 I mean, kissing doesn't 1566 01:05:08,543 --> 01:05:11,613 -have to mean anything, right? -Totally. 1567 01:05:11,646 --> 01:05:13,681 We can just make out, just not be in a relationship. 1568 01:05:13,715 --> 01:05:15,048 Nope, yeah. 1569 01:05:17,519 --> 01:05:19,186 Can I ask you something? 1570 01:05:19,219 --> 01:05:22,322 And you can 100% say no. 1571 01:05:22,356 --> 01:05:23,457 Yeah. 1572 01:05:25,259 --> 01:05:26,460 Do you wanna go have sex? 1573 01:05:27,629 --> 01:05:30,197 100% yes. Okay. 1574 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:36,638 ♪ You and me ♪ 1575 01:05:36,671 --> 01:05:38,506 ♪ Let's get together ♪ 1576 01:05:41,341 --> 01:05:44,512 ♪ You and me ♪ 1577 01:05:44,546 --> 01:05:46,113 ♪ You think forever ♪ 1578 01:05:50,284 --> 01:05:52,219 Hey, hey. 1579 01:05:52,252 --> 01:05:54,522 -Hi. -There you are. I love you. 1580 01:05:54,556 --> 01:05:56,490 I love you too. 1581 01:05:56,524 --> 01:05:58,593 -How are you feeling? -I feel hot. 1582 01:05:58,626 --> 01:06:01,763 I am so hot, right? 1583 01:06:01,796 --> 01:06:03,397 Are you hot? 1584 01:06:03,430 --> 01:06:04,599 -No. -Because I am certainly. 1585 01:06:04,632 --> 01:06:05,700 You are very hot. 1586 01:06:05,733 --> 01:06:08,202 You are very attractive human being. 1587 01:06:08,235 --> 01:06:09,369 Hmm. 1588 01:06:14,408 --> 01:06:16,343 Oh fuck. 1589 01:06:16,376 --> 01:06:17,545 Yeah. 1590 01:06:19,246 --> 01:06:21,482 If you want to have sex with my sister-in-law, 1591 01:06:21,516 --> 01:06:23,450 then you should do it because that's beautiful 1592 01:06:23,484 --> 01:06:26,420 and then we'll be real sisters forever. 1593 01:06:26,453 --> 01:06:27,689 Yeah. 1594 01:06:27,722 --> 01:06:28,756 Forever. 1595 01:06:34,461 --> 01:06:36,430 Oh god, this feels so wrong. 1596 01:06:36,463 --> 01:06:37,532 Do you want me to stop? 1597 01:06:37,565 --> 01:06:39,734 No. God, no, no, no. Keep going. 1598 01:06:39,767 --> 01:06:41,468 Okay. 1599 01:06:41,502 --> 01:06:44,539 How about this? You sit down and I get you some water? 1600 01:06:44,572 --> 01:06:46,340 Okay. That sounds magic. 1601 01:06:46,373 --> 01:06:47,575 I bet it does. 1602 01:06:50,310 --> 01:06:51,513 Listen how thirsty I am. 1603 01:06:52,847 --> 01:06:55,817 Oh, yeah, yeah. It's dry in there. 1604 01:06:55,850 --> 01:06:57,685 Okay, just- alright. 1605 01:06:57,719 --> 01:06:59,286 Because I'm so hot. 1606 01:07:04,792 --> 01:07:06,126 Oh god no, what are you doing? 1607 01:07:07,562 --> 01:07:10,598 Well, we didn't use protection so I pulled out. 1608 01:07:10,632 --> 01:07:12,667 But that's not what was supposed to happen. 1609 01:07:12,700 --> 01:07:15,369 -What? -Oh god. Okay. 1610 01:07:15,402 --> 01:07:18,338 I mean, that's okay. That's okay. 1611 01:07:20,542 --> 01:07:22,242 Oh, here, I'll- 1612 01:07:22,276 --> 01:07:23,778 I'll do that. I don't want you- 1613 01:07:23,811 --> 01:07:24,746 I don't want you to do the dirty work. 1614 01:07:24,779 --> 01:07:26,146 It's okay. I got it. 1615 01:07:26,179 --> 01:07:27,180 Okay. 1616 01:07:28,550 --> 01:07:29,684 Sorry about the- you know. 1617 01:07:29,717 --> 01:07:30,718 No, it's okay. 1618 01:07:30,752 --> 01:07:32,787 And that was amazing. 1619 01:07:32,820 --> 01:07:36,658 Yeah, that was amazing. It really was. 1620 01:07:36,691 --> 01:07:38,593 Yeah. So- 1621 01:07:41,763 --> 01:07:44,164 I'll just see you out there. 1622 01:07:44,197 --> 01:07:45,365 Alright. 1623 01:07:51,906 --> 01:07:53,307 Shit. 1624 01:07:57,244 --> 01:07:58,312 Hey Siri, 1625 01:07:59,614 --> 01:08:01,883 how long does sperm last outside the body? 1626 01:08:17,364 --> 01:08:19,767 No, no, no, no. This is wrong. No, no, no. 1627 01:08:36,551 --> 01:08:37,885 Okay, alright. 1628 01:08:39,821 --> 01:08:41,321 Hurry, hurry, hurry. 1629 01:08:45,459 --> 01:08:47,227 Hurry, hurry, come on. 1630 01:08:48,295 --> 01:08:49,664 I don't want it to get on my dress. 1631 01:08:49,697 --> 01:08:52,700 Please, I can feel it going down my back. Eww. Please. 1632 01:08:52,734 --> 01:08:54,334 Alright. Hold still. 1633 01:08:54,368 --> 01:08:55,502 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. 1634 01:08:55,536 --> 01:08:56,771 -Make sure you get it all. -Yeah, I am. 1635 01:08:56,804 --> 01:08:58,539 Some kind of got to the crack. Alright. 1636 01:08:59,741 --> 01:09:01,776 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1637 01:09:01,809 --> 01:09:03,310 So, you know, you can't pay me enough 1638 01:09:03,343 --> 01:09:04,812 -to do the second part. -No, no, no. 1639 01:09:04,846 --> 01:09:05,947 No, no, no. I know, I know. 1640 01:09:05,980 --> 01:09:07,815 Okay. 1641 01:09:07,849 --> 01:09:08,816 - Hey Junior. - Hey. 1642 01:09:08,850 --> 01:09:10,217 Why are you in such a good mood? 1643 01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:12,520 Oh, I'm just hanging. I'm partying. 1644 01:09:16,924 --> 01:09:18,325 What's up? 1645 01:09:18,358 --> 01:09:19,426 Hey, man. 1646 01:09:21,395 --> 01:09:23,765 You sneaking around Jaclyn too? 1647 01:09:23,798 --> 01:09:25,633 What? 1648 01:09:25,667 --> 01:09:27,568 She's quite the slippery mix, that one. 1649 01:09:28,803 --> 01:09:29,837 Okay. 1650 01:09:31,471 --> 01:09:32,573 Oh shit. 1651 01:09:36,376 --> 01:09:38,245 Hey, do you know where Geoff is? 1652 01:09:38,278 --> 01:09:39,847 I love this party. 1653 01:09:43,350 --> 01:09:44,852 - Hi. - Hey. 1654 01:09:44,886 --> 01:09:46,888 -Hello. -There's the birthday boy. 1655 01:09:46,921 --> 01:09:50,390 -Yeah. -Get in the pool. Get inside me. 1656 01:09:50,424 --> 01:09:52,492 Sweetie, why don't you get out of the pool, huh? 1657 01:09:52,527 --> 01:09:54,327 No, no, no, no. 1658 01:09:54,361 --> 01:09:57,699 You come in the pool because guess what it is? 1659 01:09:57,732 --> 01:10:00,635 It's later. 1660 01:10:00,668 --> 01:10:03,671 Get in your birthday suit you birthday boy. 1661 01:10:03,705 --> 01:10:06,607 And come on. This whole pool feels like sex. 1662 01:10:08,676 --> 01:10:12,245 I don't think now is the best later, okay? 1663 01:10:13,681 --> 01:10:15,917 Fine. Then just go back inside. 1664 01:10:15,950 --> 01:10:17,384 No, I mean- Look, 1665 01:10:17,618 --> 01:10:19,987 you know I'm totally down for the later thing, the plan. 1666 01:10:20,021 --> 01:10:22,289 -Just now is- -MOLLY: It was a moment. 1667 01:10:22,322 --> 01:10:25,593 And it was gonna be beautiful and perfect. 1668 01:10:25,626 --> 01:10:27,427 But you ruined it. 1669 01:10:27,461 --> 01:10:29,931 And so, I guess we'll just keep 1670 01:10:29,964 --> 01:10:32,033 never ever having sex. 1671 01:10:32,066 --> 01:10:33,868 Ever, ever, ever, ever. 1672 01:10:33,901 --> 01:10:36,804 And then one day we'll have sex and it will be like, 1673 01:10:36,838 --> 01:10:38,906 -"We have to throw a parade." -I'm gonna go get Jacyln. 1674 01:10:38,940 --> 01:10:41,374 Yay, we had sex. 1675 01:10:43,010 --> 01:10:45,312 So, you and Armin. 1676 01:10:45,345 --> 01:10:46,981 What am I gonna tell Molly? 1677 01:10:47,014 --> 01:10:49,483 Girl, I told Geoff I wasn't flirting with his sister 1678 01:10:49,517 --> 01:10:52,920 which is a promise I don't intend on keeping. Okay? 1679 01:10:52,954 --> 01:10:54,387 You're the best. 1680 01:10:57,592 --> 01:11:00,561 I'm here for moral support. 1681 01:11:00,595 --> 01:11:03,831 Okay well, thank you. 1682 01:11:03,865 --> 01:11:05,733 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 1683 01:11:08,903 --> 01:11:12,472 - Hey guys, have you seen Jackie? - No? Alright. 1684 01:11:12,507 --> 01:11:13,708 Hey, have you seen Jackie? 1685 01:11:13,741 --> 01:11:15,777 You gotta be kidding me. You too? 1686 01:11:16,944 --> 01:11:19,412 You know, you have a beautiful wife. 1687 01:11:19,446 --> 01:11:20,815 You should take care of her. 1688 01:11:20,848 --> 01:11:22,784 Or someone else will. 1689 01:11:22,817 --> 01:11:24,752 Okay, okay. 1690 01:11:24,786 --> 01:11:27,688 Listen to me you flea market Picasso. 1691 01:11:27,722 --> 01:11:30,792 Your next words, I would choose them very carefully. 1692 01:11:30,825 --> 01:11:31,959 -Oh yeah? -Yeah. 1693 01:11:31,993 --> 01:11:35,596 Or what? Oh! He made me spill my drink. 1694 01:11:36,731 --> 01:11:37,932 I think you should leave, huh? 1695 01:11:37,965 --> 01:11:39,066 I would prefer not to. 1696 01:11:40,433 --> 01:11:41,669 I don't give a fuck. 1697 01:11:46,107 --> 01:11:47,875 Occupied! 1698 01:11:47,909 --> 01:11:50,778 Oh shit. I was just doing crunches. 1699 01:11:50,812 --> 01:11:52,479 What do you mean occupied? 1700 01:11:53,681 --> 01:11:54,882 Oh! 1701 01:11:58,451 --> 01:12:01,421 I'm sorry, Geoff. I- 1702 01:12:01,454 --> 01:12:03,624 I need you to get Molly out of the pool 1703 01:12:03,658 --> 01:12:07,394 where she's swimming in her under things. 1704 01:12:07,427 --> 01:12:08,763 Okay, absolutely. 1705 01:12:08,796 --> 01:12:11,132 -Okay? -Geoff, does this mean 1706 01:12:11,165 --> 01:12:12,867 I'm not invited to Thanksgiving? 1707 01:12:12,900 --> 01:12:15,937 Get her out of the pool! God! 1708 01:12:18,405 --> 01:12:19,941 ♪ Get your hands up ♪ 1709 01:12:24,712 --> 01:12:25,813 -Hey. -Hey. 1710 01:12:25,847 --> 01:12:27,380 Hi. Hi. 1711 01:12:27,414 --> 01:12:30,117 Just- I just have to go help Molly. 1712 01:12:30,151 --> 01:12:33,654 Oh, and let's just keep that 1713 01:12:33,688 --> 01:12:34,889 to ourselves, yeah? 1714 01:12:34,922 --> 01:12:36,456 Yeah, yeah. Definitely. 1715 01:12:36,489 --> 01:12:37,725 On the down low. 1716 01:12:37,758 --> 01:12:39,760 The QT. Totally. 1717 01:12:41,796 --> 01:12:43,965 Then again, it's like we're not in junior high. Right? 1718 01:12:43,998 --> 01:12:46,067 We don't need Geoff and Molly's permission to 1719 01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:48,536 I don't know, say, go to a concert. 1720 01:12:48,569 --> 01:12:52,173 I'm on the board at StubHub and I can get us primo seats. 1721 01:12:52,206 --> 01:12:54,108 What do you say? 1722 01:12:54,141 --> 01:12:55,442 Yeah I mean, yeah. That could happen. 1723 01:12:55,475 --> 01:12:57,912 Yeah, okay, cool. Got you a glass. 1724 01:12:57,945 --> 01:12:59,714 No, no. 1725 01:12:59,747 --> 01:13:01,148 You've heard of NFTs, right? 1726 01:13:01,182 --> 01:13:03,618 This is weed fungible tokens. It's an investment. 1727 01:13:07,755 --> 01:13:08,723 Hey. 1728 01:13:10,725 --> 01:13:12,760 Geoff won't have sex with me. 1729 01:13:14,528 --> 01:13:17,965 I don't think his birthday party is the best time to do it. 1730 01:13:17,999 --> 01:13:19,499 You know? 1731 01:13:19,533 --> 01:13:21,736 We barely even have sex anymore ever. 1732 01:13:21,769 --> 01:13:23,938 Honey, you guys have been married a long time. 1733 01:13:25,172 --> 01:13:27,440 You know, at the end for Todd and I, 1734 01:13:27,474 --> 01:13:30,211 we had sex maybe like, 1735 01:13:30,244 --> 01:13:31,946 twice a month. 1736 01:13:31,979 --> 01:13:34,115 Yeah, but you were unhappy. 1737 01:13:34,148 --> 01:13:35,216 When we started dating, 1738 01:13:35,249 --> 01:13:37,618 we had sex two times a night. 1739 01:13:37,652 --> 01:13:40,721 We just recently went on a romantic spa getaway 1740 01:13:40,755 --> 01:13:42,657 and we had sex one time 1741 01:13:42,690 --> 01:13:44,792 in three nights. 1742 01:13:44,825 --> 01:13:46,227 Maybe men slow down as they age. 1743 01:13:46,260 --> 01:13:49,830 No, that's what I wanted. 1744 01:13:49,864 --> 01:13:51,464 That's not me. 1745 01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:56,637 Well, this definitely is you. 1746 01:13:56,671 --> 01:13:58,773 I mean, this reminds me of some of the fun times we had 1747 01:13:58,806 --> 01:14:00,007 in senior year. 1748 01:14:00,041 --> 01:14:02,877 Right? Because I used to be fun. 1749 01:14:02,910 --> 01:14:05,079 Like, I was fun, right? 1750 01:14:05,112 --> 01:14:08,115 But I'm not any fun anymore. 1751 01:14:08,149 --> 01:14:09,083 - Yes, you are. - I'm not. 1752 01:14:09,116 --> 01:14:10,618 I'm not even a fun mom. 1753 01:14:10,651 --> 01:14:12,186 I thought I'd be a cool mom. But I'm not. 1754 01:14:12,219 --> 01:14:14,588 I yell. I yell at my kids. 1755 01:14:14,622 --> 01:14:15,823 I do it, I do. 1756 01:14:15,856 --> 01:14:16,958 Everybody does. 1757 01:14:18,526 --> 01:14:19,894 Come here, come here. 1758 01:14:21,963 --> 01:14:23,931 I almost had sex with Tim. 1759 01:14:23,965 --> 01:14:25,099 What? 1760 01:14:25,132 --> 01:14:26,233 I really wanted to. 1761 01:14:26,267 --> 01:14:28,769 Molly, he's the worst. 1762 01:14:28,803 --> 01:14:30,805 And it's your fault that I didn't do it. 1763 01:14:30,838 --> 01:14:32,840 I just was thinking about you and Todd, 1764 01:14:32,873 --> 01:14:34,909 and I didn't want to break my marriage. 1765 01:14:34,942 --> 01:14:36,243 I love Geoff. I love him. 1766 01:14:36,277 --> 01:14:37,878 He's a good man. 1767 01:14:39,547 --> 01:14:43,017 I'm so bored. I'm like, so, so bored. 1768 01:14:43,050 --> 01:14:45,987 And I just- I hate my new friends. 1769 01:14:46,020 --> 01:14:49,256 Because I- No, no, no. I don't-I don't hate them. 1770 01:14:49,290 --> 01:14:51,192 I just- 1771 01:14:51,225 --> 01:14:54,061 I do hate me when I'm with them. 1772 01:14:54,095 --> 01:14:56,831 I fucking hate all of it. 1773 01:14:56,864 --> 01:14:59,066 Like, I hate dance try outs. 1774 01:14:59,100 --> 01:15:01,168 And I hate room moms. 1775 01:15:01,202 --> 01:15:04,605 "Oh, please upload a photos of your sweet little angels 1776 01:15:04,638 --> 01:15:06,841 into the Shutterfly site." 1777 01:15:06,874 --> 01:15:08,542 Why didn't you upload any photos? 1778 01:15:08,576 --> 01:15:10,077 You forgot to upload the photos. 1779 01:15:10,111 --> 01:15:11,545 Could you just do that please? 1780 01:15:11,579 --> 01:15:13,147 Could you please do that?" 1781 01:15:13,180 --> 01:15:14,615 Jackie, don't be a mom. 1782 01:15:18,052 --> 01:15:20,788 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that. 1783 01:15:20,821 --> 01:15:23,758 But you won't be fun anymore because I'm not fun anymore. 1784 01:15:23,791 --> 01:15:25,659 And I'm never gonna see you. 1785 01:15:25,693 --> 01:15:28,295 When do you even see me? I'm like your best friend. 1786 01:15:28,329 --> 01:15:31,565 Wait. Am I even your best friend anymore? 1787 01:15:31,599 --> 01:15:32,666 Of course, you are. 1788 01:15:34,735 --> 01:15:37,905 Molly, come on. Sisters before misters. 1789 01:15:37,938 --> 01:15:39,273 I love you. 1790 01:15:39,306 --> 01:15:40,674 I love you. 1791 01:15:46,714 --> 01:15:48,682 Also, why am I in the pool? 1792 01:15:48,716 --> 01:15:50,785 I don't know. 1793 01:15:50,818 --> 01:15:52,953 Maybe I thought everybody would get in. 1794 01:15:52,987 --> 01:15:56,357 Yeah. Maybe it'll be a good idea for you to get out 1795 01:15:56,390 --> 01:15:57,958 and do the cake. 1796 01:15:57,992 --> 01:15:59,927 Oh no, the cake. 1797 01:15:59,960 --> 01:16:03,264 Oh no, it's Geoff's birthday. I ruined Geoff's birthday. 1798 01:16:03,297 --> 01:16:06,333 No, no, no. I think I have you beat there. 1799 01:16:06,367 --> 01:16:07,902 It's true. 1800 01:16:09,236 --> 01:16:10,805 It's probably true. 1801 01:16:10,838 --> 01:16:11,872 Alright, okay. 1802 01:16:11,906 --> 01:16:12,773 You know, I love you. 1803 01:16:12,807 --> 01:16:14,708 I love you too. 1804 01:16:14,742 --> 01:16:17,211 Can I- Can I borrow you for a sec. 1805 01:16:17,244 --> 01:16:18,813 I'm just helping Molly with the cake. 1806 01:16:18,846 --> 01:16:20,648 Yeah, it'll be great. 1807 01:16:20,681 --> 01:16:21,816 It's okay. 1808 01:16:21,849 --> 01:16:23,250 I'll be right back. Okay. 1809 01:16:33,894 --> 01:16:37,198 Cake, frosting. I'm coming for you candles. 1810 01:16:38,732 --> 01:16:40,334 Joyce, hey. 1811 01:16:40,367 --> 01:16:43,971 I just wanted to introduce you to my girlfriend, Jaclyn. 1812 01:16:44,004 --> 01:16:46,941 Huh. How convenient. 1813 01:16:46,974 --> 01:16:48,809 It's a pleasure to meet you. 1814 01:16:48,843 --> 01:16:50,978 How long have you two been together? 1815 01:16:51,011 --> 01:16:54,014 We're not actually "dating" dating. 1816 01:16:54,048 --> 01:16:56,183 Yeah, but it seems promising. 1817 01:16:56,217 --> 01:16:58,018 You know, just nice to be with someone 1818 01:16:58,052 --> 01:16:59,920 who doesn't play games. 1819 01:16:59,954 --> 01:17:03,824 Oh, yeah. I get that. I do adore games. 1820 01:17:03,858 --> 01:17:05,326 Probably because I enjoy the company 1821 01:17:05,359 --> 01:17:06,961 -of other human beings. -A lot, yeah. 1822 01:17:06,994 --> 01:17:08,696 I shouldn't be in the middle. 1823 01:17:08,729 --> 01:17:10,931 Is everything alright over here? Are these people bothering you? 1824 01:17:10,965 --> 01:17:12,833 Who the fuck is this guy? 1825 01:17:12,867 --> 01:17:14,401 -Uh, he- -Wait a minute. I know you. 1826 01:17:14,435 --> 01:17:16,103 Are you the shirtless chef? 1827 01:17:16,137 --> 01:17:17,771 Oh my god, I love your brined chicken breasts. 1828 01:17:17,805 --> 01:17:19,006 They're so good. 1829 01:17:19,039 --> 01:17:20,941 It's the smoked paprika and pineapple juice 1830 01:17:20,975 --> 01:17:22,409 that makes it boom. 1831 01:17:22,443 --> 01:17:23,978 Do you drink a lot of pineapple juice? 1832 01:17:24,011 --> 01:17:25,146 - Tons. - Ah, 1833 01:17:25,179 --> 01:17:26,280 it's got that sweet sauce? 1834 01:17:26,313 --> 01:17:28,115 Yeah, it's got that sweet sauce. 1835 01:17:28,149 --> 01:17:29,884 Okay, what is going on here? 1836 01:17:29,917 --> 01:17:32,987 Just talking to people at a party I was invited to. 1837 01:17:33,020 --> 01:17:34,021 So. 1838 01:17:35,456 --> 01:17:38,926 Hi, it's me MJ from the bathroom. 1839 01:17:38,959 --> 01:17:41,328 I know it's not Jeff Goldblum, but it is a dinosaur 1840 01:17:41,362 --> 01:17:44,331 and they're apex predators and you're the apex predator 1841 01:17:44,365 --> 01:17:45,866 of my heart. 1842 01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:47,935 Hey yo, before you leave, 1843 01:17:47,968 --> 01:17:49,436 we're gonna have a little survey. 1844 01:17:49,470 --> 01:17:52,973 Show hands who here has not had sex 1845 01:17:53,007 --> 01:17:54,375 with Jaclyn tonight. 1846 01:17:54,408 --> 01:17:56,310 Show of hands please. 1847 01:17:56,343 --> 01:17:59,380 One, two, three, four, five. 1848 01:17:59,413 --> 01:18:01,048 It's more than I would have thought. 1849 01:18:01,081 --> 01:18:03,117 Did you have a gang bang at my birthday party? 1850 01:18:03,150 --> 01:18:04,418 No. No. 1851 01:18:04,451 --> 01:18:07,054 Okay, whoa, you're slut shaming her. 1852 01:18:07,087 --> 01:18:08,923 No, it's truth telling. 1853 01:18:08,956 --> 01:18:11,025 She fucked four guys at my house. 1854 01:18:11,058 --> 01:18:13,827 Oh my god. When you went upstairs. 1855 01:18:13,861 --> 01:18:16,197 Please tell me that you did not have sex in my bed. 1856 01:18:16,230 --> 01:18:17,765 No, I didn't. 1857 01:18:17,798 --> 01:18:20,768 He is the only guy I didn't have sex with. 1858 01:18:20,801 --> 01:18:22,436 I buy that. Yeah. 1859 01:18:24,004 --> 01:18:27,174 Obviously, I mean, you're uninvited to Thanksgiving. 1860 01:18:27,208 --> 01:18:28,342 You know what? This guy? 1861 01:18:28,375 --> 01:18:30,211 Yeah, okay. I get it. 1862 01:18:30,244 --> 01:18:32,346 You had sex with the shirtless chef? Lucky. 1863 01:18:32,379 --> 01:18:35,449 And this one, yes, okay, I get it. 1864 01:18:38,252 --> 01:18:42,022 But him? Really? Him over me? You've gotta be kidding me. 1865 01:18:42,056 --> 01:18:43,390 I thought I was your wish come true. 1866 01:18:43,424 --> 01:18:44,458 You are. 1867 01:18:44,491 --> 01:18:46,026 ♪ Happy birthday- ♪ 1868 01:18:46,060 --> 01:18:47,261 -Oh, for fucks sake. -♪ To you. ♪ 1869 01:18:48,963 --> 01:18:52,933 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1870 01:18:52,967 --> 01:18:54,134 Everybody singing. 1871 01:18:54,168 --> 01:18:57,771 ♪ Happy birthday dear Geoff ♪ 1872 01:18:57,805 --> 01:18:58,806 What are you? 1873 01:19:00,841 --> 01:19:03,210 ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ 1874 01:19:03,244 --> 01:19:06,013 -What is the matter with you? -Honey, make a wish. 1875 01:19:06,046 --> 01:19:07,047 I love you. 1876 01:19:08,349 --> 01:19:09,783 I wish this night would fucking end. 1877 01:19:10,884 --> 01:19:12,019 It didn't. 1878 01:19:12,052 --> 01:19:13,254 That was pretty dark. 1879 01:19:13,287 --> 01:19:14,522 I should go. 1880 01:19:14,556 --> 01:19:16,323 No, no, you're not going anywhere. 1881 01:19:16,357 --> 01:19:18,192 Didn't it mean anything to you? 1882 01:19:18,225 --> 01:19:20,894 Of course it did. It was fun. 1883 01:19:20,928 --> 01:19:22,863 Can't that be enough? 1884 01:19:22,896 --> 01:19:25,799 But physical touch, that's my love language. 1885 01:19:25,833 --> 01:19:28,269 Well, acts of service are mine. 1886 01:19:28,302 --> 01:19:30,538 Jaclyn, I thought we had a connection. 1887 01:19:30,572 --> 01:19:33,173 We did. We do. 1888 01:19:33,207 --> 01:19:36,578 You slept with Armin? But I asked you not to. 1889 01:19:36,611 --> 01:19:37,845 Why not me? 1890 01:19:37,878 --> 01:19:40,247 Wait, Molly. 1891 01:19:40,281 --> 01:19:41,949 Did you have something to do with this? 1892 01:19:43,484 --> 01:19:45,520 No. No, no, no. 1893 01:19:45,553 --> 01:19:48,355 She told me way before the party 1894 01:19:48,389 --> 01:19:51,058 not to have sex with Armin. 1895 01:19:51,091 --> 01:19:52,960 -Oh. -Okay, why not me? 1896 01:19:52,993 --> 01:19:54,361 This is like "The bachelorette." 1897 01:19:54,395 --> 01:19:55,929 Yeah, with fucking. 1898 01:19:55,963 --> 01:19:57,164 Oh, there's fucking on "The Bachelorette". 1899 01:19:57,464 --> 01:20:00,501 You guys, there is a really simple explanation for all this. 1900 01:20:02,002 --> 01:20:03,837 Jaclyn has stage 4 lymphoma. 1901 01:20:03,871 --> 01:20:06,040 She's got a week to live. 1902 01:20:06,073 --> 01:20:07,141 So, she slept with a bunch of guys. 1903 01:20:07,174 --> 01:20:08,409 Who are we to judge? 1904 01:20:08,643 --> 01:20:11,378 Wow, you look amazing for stage 4 cancer. You really do. 1905 01:20:11,412 --> 01:20:12,614 - Really hot. - Oh Jaclyn-jaan. 1906 01:20:12,647 --> 01:20:14,516 This is why you quit Jen Aniston's charity? 1907 01:20:14,549 --> 01:20:15,949 Wait, you know Jen Aniston? 1908 01:20:16,216 --> 01:20:18,052 Can you put in a good word for me before like- you know. 1909 01:20:18,085 --> 01:20:19,987 No, I'm not dying, okay? 1910 01:20:20,020 --> 01:20:21,955 And I didn't quit my job. 1911 01:20:21,989 --> 01:20:24,158 And my mom didn't break her hip. 1912 01:20:24,191 --> 01:20:25,959 And I think that covers all the lies. 1913 01:20:25,993 --> 01:20:29,863 And I am really, really sorry if I hurt you guys. 1914 01:20:31,298 --> 01:20:34,536 I'm sorry, Geoff. I'm sorry if I ruined your birthday. 1915 01:20:34,569 --> 01:20:36,337 Apology accepted. I'll get the door. 1916 01:20:40,341 --> 01:20:41,509 - Oh. - We were just making 1917 01:20:41,743 --> 01:20:43,477 out in the closet. It's not a metaphor for anything. 1918 01:20:43,511 --> 01:20:46,280 You know, if anybody should be having sex, it's me. 1919 01:20:46,313 --> 01:20:48,148 It's my party. It's my party. 1920 01:20:48,182 --> 01:20:49,483 Oh Geoffrey, grow up. 1921 01:20:49,517 --> 01:20:50,918 Where are you going? 1922 01:20:51,151 --> 01:20:51,985 - The party's over. - What do you mean 1923 01:20:52,019 --> 01:20:53,887 the party's over? Oh. 1924 01:20:55,923 --> 01:20:57,925 Enjoy your walk of shame, slut. 1925 01:21:05,567 --> 01:21:08,102 I knew you'd come back for me. 1926 01:21:08,135 --> 01:21:11,905 Listen, you misogynistic untalented nut sack, 1927 01:21:11,939 --> 01:21:13,273 if I'm really such a slut, 1928 01:21:13,307 --> 01:21:14,975 then why didn't I sleep with you? 1929 01:21:15,008 --> 01:21:17,244 And also, fuck you for calling me a slut. 1930 01:21:17,277 --> 01:21:20,347 I can sleep with whoever I want and however many people I want. 1931 01:21:20,381 --> 01:21:23,518 Just because you didn't get laid doesn't make me the bad guy. 1932 01:21:23,551 --> 01:21:26,688 And actually, it was deliberate choice not to sleep with you 1933 01:21:26,721 --> 01:21:30,224 because the very thought of a miniature you make me sick. 1934 01:21:30,257 --> 01:21:32,292 Wow, why would there be miniature me? 1935 01:21:35,530 --> 01:21:38,198 Because you were all selected 1936 01:21:38,232 --> 01:21:40,602 for a very special purpose. 1937 01:21:40,635 --> 01:21:42,570 I gotta say, it's beautiful. 1938 01:21:42,604 --> 01:21:45,105 Is this a Mormon thing? Like, you're sister wives? 1939 01:21:45,139 --> 01:21:46,574 Wait a minute. Is this a key party? 1940 01:21:46,608 --> 01:21:48,208 Oh my god, is this a coven? 1941 01:21:48,242 --> 01:21:50,444 Where the fuck are my- Never mind, I got it. 1942 01:21:50,477 --> 01:21:52,212 You told me the condom broke. 1943 01:21:52,246 --> 01:21:54,348 It did. It did technically. 1944 01:21:54,381 --> 01:21:56,183 You know, I just- I might have helped it a little bit. 1945 01:21:56,216 --> 01:21:59,587 Girl, this is deceivious. I like it. 1946 01:21:59,621 --> 01:22:01,255 She wants a baby. 1947 01:22:01,288 --> 01:22:04,992 So, one of you lucky guys is gonna be a baby daddy. Yay. 1948 01:22:07,060 --> 01:22:09,531 And who wants cake? 1949 01:22:09,564 --> 01:22:11,465 Well, at least I know it's not mine. 1950 01:22:11,498 --> 01:22:13,701 I pulled out. 1951 01:22:13,735 --> 01:22:15,302 Umm. 1952 01:22:15,335 --> 01:22:18,238 -How? -Life finds a way. 1953 01:22:18,272 --> 01:22:19,541 Okay, so which one was I? 1954 01:22:21,341 --> 01:22:24,044 Oh god, I after- I'm gonna be sick. 1955 01:22:24,077 --> 01:22:25,245 Yeah, I want a DNA test. 1956 01:22:25,279 --> 01:22:26,648 Yeah, I feel really used right now. 1957 01:22:26,681 --> 01:22:28,315 Like, I'm losing money coming here. 1958 01:22:28,348 --> 01:22:29,983 I didn't eat carbs. 1959 01:22:30,017 --> 01:22:33,053 Bottomline is, none of these men gave their consent. 1960 01:22:33,086 --> 01:22:34,556 What you did is fraud. 1961 01:22:34,589 --> 01:22:37,424 Well, it's only fraud If she tricked them into having sex. 1962 01:22:37,458 --> 01:22:40,294 I mean, look at her. I say they hit the jackpot. 1963 01:22:40,327 --> 01:22:41,529 Thank you. Stop fucking whining. 1964 01:22:41,563 --> 01:22:42,697 I know y'all wanted to get a piece of 1965 01:22:42,730 --> 01:22:44,732 Jackie's McGinley's Vaginley. 1966 01:22:44,766 --> 01:22:46,467 This was just supposed to be a one-time thing. 1967 01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:48,469 I'm probably gonna plan B the whole thing anyway. 1968 01:22:48,502 --> 01:22:49,537 Oh, no, no. Don't do that. 1969 01:22:53,073 --> 01:22:55,375 Each and every one of you are good and decent men. 1970 01:22:55,409 --> 01:22:56,678 Except you. 1971 01:22:56,711 --> 01:22:59,146 And I'm so sorry for lying. 1972 01:22:59,179 --> 01:23:02,382 But I had a really good time. 1973 01:23:02,416 --> 01:23:03,718 But if we met in real life, okay? 1974 01:23:03,751 --> 01:23:06,386 On a real date. Who would you pick? 1975 01:23:06,420 --> 01:23:10,123 Because if it were up to me, I would pick you in a heartbeat. 1976 01:23:10,157 --> 01:23:13,093 Oh, that is really thoughtful 1977 01:23:13,126 --> 01:23:14,662 and amazing to hear. 1978 01:23:16,063 --> 01:23:18,465 Okay. Well, that settles it. 1979 01:23:18,499 --> 01:23:19,634 Oh my god. 1980 01:23:19,667 --> 01:23:21,435 Huh. 1981 01:23:21,468 --> 01:23:23,036 - Get up, man. Get up. - Jaclyn, will you marry me? 1982 01:23:23,070 --> 01:23:24,572 -No. -I don't want our baby to 1983 01:23:24,606 --> 01:23:26,039 enter the world a bastard. 1984 01:23:26,073 --> 01:23:28,141 Yeah, that bastard could be my kid. 1985 01:23:28,175 --> 01:23:29,476 Huh, let's hope not. 1986 01:23:29,511 --> 01:23:30,645 Points for creativity. 1987 01:23:30,678 --> 01:23:33,280 But legal or not, this plan is insane. 1988 01:23:33,313 --> 01:23:36,083 Yes, you're right. It is insane. 1989 01:23:36,116 --> 01:23:37,417 I didn't want to get pregnant this way. 1990 01:23:37,451 --> 01:23:39,554 I really didn't. I would love 1991 01:23:39,587 --> 01:23:41,823 to have a baby with a loving husband. 1992 01:23:41,856 --> 01:23:44,726 And yes, I could adopt and I could go to a sperm bank. 1993 01:23:44,759 --> 01:23:47,094 But I want to know who the father is. 1994 01:23:47,127 --> 01:23:49,196 Because one day, I can look at my child 1995 01:23:49,229 --> 01:23:52,834 and I can say, "Your father was a kind and decent man." 1996 01:23:52,867 --> 01:23:55,068 And they don't have an app for that. 1997 01:23:55,102 --> 01:23:56,169 -Oh my god. -Hmm. 1998 01:23:56,203 --> 01:23:57,104 I came up with this crazy... 1999 01:23:57,137 --> 01:23:58,238 You think what I'm thinking? 2000 01:23:58,272 --> 01:23:59,574 I can get a prototype up in a month. 2001 01:23:59,607 --> 01:24:01,576 ...selfish and a horrible person. 2002 01:24:01,609 --> 01:24:03,243 And I'm sorry. 2003 01:24:03,277 --> 01:24:06,848 I just wanted to have a baby of my own. If I still could. 2004 01:24:06,881 --> 01:24:10,250 I mean, god. When you put it like that, I just-it's- 2005 01:24:10,284 --> 01:24:11,586 Are you insane? 2006 01:24:11,619 --> 01:24:13,153 Are you insane? 2007 01:24:13,186 --> 01:24:14,622 Have you all people lost your minds? 2008 01:24:15,790 --> 01:24:18,626 This- this woman stole your sperm. 2009 01:24:19,827 --> 01:24:22,429 She stole your sperm, man. 2010 01:24:22,462 --> 01:24:25,499 She stole your sperm. She stole your sperm. 2011 01:24:25,533 --> 01:24:26,668 She's a sperm burglar. 2012 01:24:26,701 --> 01:24:28,135 -What? -Yeah. 2013 01:24:28,168 --> 01:24:29,303 You ask me, 2014 01:24:30,738 --> 01:24:33,508 your ex got off the crazy train 2015 01:24:33,541 --> 01:24:34,542 just in the nick of time. 2016 01:24:35,610 --> 01:24:36,744 Oh! 2017 01:24:38,278 --> 01:24:39,547 God dammit. 2018 01:24:39,581 --> 01:24:40,582 I wanted to do that. 2019 01:24:42,282 --> 01:24:44,619 Oh my god. My water just broke. 2020 01:24:44,652 --> 01:24:45,620 - Oh no! - Is that all 2021 01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:48,221 -coming from me? -Baby you're water boarding him. 2022 01:24:48,255 --> 01:24:50,892 -Oh my god. -It's in my mouth. 2023 01:24:50,925 --> 01:24:53,460 -Salty Brian. -I think that's gonna stain. 2024 01:24:53,493 --> 01:24:55,897 Oh my god. You have to take me to the hospital like, now. 2025 01:24:55,930 --> 01:24:58,533 Baby, I'm three tumblers deep into this scotch here. 2026 01:24:58,566 --> 01:24:59,801 Well, what are you gonna do, ding-dong? 2027 01:24:59,834 --> 01:25:02,202 I can take you. I can take you. I got this. 2028 01:25:07,775 --> 01:25:10,210 Isn't there a breathing thing you could be doing right now? 2029 01:25:10,243 --> 01:25:13,581 Yeah, right. Remember baby, 2030 01:25:13,615 --> 01:25:17,284 -hee-hee-hoooo, hee-hee-hoooo. -Okay, hee-hee-hoo. 2031 01:25:17,317 --> 01:25:20,855 Fuck you. I wanna push, it's coming. 2032 01:25:20,888 --> 01:25:22,590 No pushing in the car. 2033 01:25:22,624 --> 01:25:24,358 Jaclyn, we're close, right? 2034 01:25:24,391 --> 01:25:26,293 Yeah, yeah. Minutes away, minutes away. 2035 01:25:26,326 --> 01:25:27,662 Oh look, look, put this here. 2036 01:25:27,695 --> 01:25:29,262 You can put that right under there. 2037 01:25:29,296 --> 01:25:30,765 Squeeze your legs together real tight. 2038 01:25:30,798 --> 01:25:32,432 Because it's real leather. 2039 01:25:32,466 --> 01:25:34,836 It's real leather. We paid for this nice leather. 2040 01:25:41,643 --> 01:25:42,844 Get out of the car. 2041 01:25:42,877 --> 01:25:45,445 Get out of the car. Get out of the car. 2042 01:25:45,479 --> 01:25:46,514 Get out of the car. 2043 01:25:49,483 --> 01:25:50,150 Wait, what's up? 2044 01:25:51,519 --> 01:25:54,287 My dad was a piece of shit who was never around. 2045 01:25:56,891 --> 01:25:59,794 You have to promise me you're not gonna be like that. 2046 01:25:59,827 --> 01:26:02,764 I'm never gonna leave you. Ever. 2047 01:26:03,931 --> 01:26:05,867 Okay? I know you're scared. 2048 01:26:05,900 --> 01:26:08,402 I'm scared too, but we're a team, okay? 2049 01:26:08,435 --> 01:26:10,504 It's you and me versus everybody. 2050 01:26:10,538 --> 01:26:11,572 - Okay. - Okay? 2051 01:26:11,606 --> 01:26:12,807 -Okay. -Okay? 2052 01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:14,509 -Yeah, yeah. -You ready to meet our daughter? 2053 01:26:14,542 --> 01:26:15,610 -Yes. -Come on. 2054 01:26:15,643 --> 01:26:17,578 -Yeah, yeah. -Let's do it. Let's go. 2055 01:26:17,612 --> 01:26:20,414 - Here's a wheelchair. - Oh god. 2056 01:26:20,447 --> 01:26:21,415 Easy. 2057 01:26:23,685 --> 01:26:25,787 Okay, now you can push. 2058 01:26:28,321 --> 01:26:31,391 Hee-hee-hoooo, hee-hee-hoooo. 2059 01:26:31,425 --> 01:26:32,760 Hee-hee-hooo. 2060 01:26:34,494 --> 01:26:35,930 Crazy. 2061 01:26:38,365 --> 01:26:40,200 There isn't gonna be anyone there for me. 2062 01:26:41,468 --> 01:26:44,839 - No. - I'm gonna be all alone. 2063 01:26:44,872 --> 01:26:48,408 I've got no one by my side, no one to hold my hand. 2064 01:26:48,442 --> 01:26:50,444 Oh my god. What have I done? 2065 01:26:50,477 --> 01:26:51,779 I've just been- 2066 01:26:51,813 --> 01:26:54,281 I've just been so focused on getting pregnant 2067 01:26:54,314 --> 01:26:57,752 that I didn't even think about how I was gonna raise the kid. 2068 01:26:57,785 --> 01:27:01,823 I mean, why would I choose to be a single mom? 2069 01:27:01,856 --> 01:27:03,390 This is crazy. 2070 01:27:03,423 --> 01:27:04,826 This is something we should have thought about 2071 01:27:04,859 --> 01:27:06,728 like, three hours ago. 2072 01:27:06,761 --> 01:27:08,863 Hold up. I was raised by a single mother. 2073 01:27:08,896 --> 01:27:10,665 -And I'm the shit. -Yes. 2074 01:27:10,698 --> 01:27:13,000 I don't know that I'm gonna be a good mom. 2075 01:27:13,034 --> 01:27:15,368 Hey, I do. I know you're gonna be a good mom. 2076 01:27:15,402 --> 01:27:17,304 -Yes. -No, you don't know that. 2077 01:27:17,337 --> 01:27:18,506 -I do. -No, you don't. 2078 01:27:18,539 --> 01:27:20,373 Forget about all the therapy 2079 01:27:20,407 --> 01:27:21,542 that the kid is going to have to have 2080 01:27:21,576 --> 01:27:24,444 after he finds out how I got pregnant. 2081 01:27:24,478 --> 01:27:26,647 I mean Goeff and I, we always saw it's a good day 2082 01:27:26,681 --> 01:27:29,784 if we only added 15 minutes to our kids' therapy. 2083 01:27:29,817 --> 01:27:31,786 Yeah, but you guys have each other. 2084 01:27:31,819 --> 01:27:35,489 I've just got myself. And I'm no picnic, guys. 2085 01:27:35,523 --> 01:27:38,526 You know that. I mean, what if I ruin this kid? 2086 01:27:38,559 --> 01:27:40,561 I won't let you. You need to tap out. 2087 01:27:40,595 --> 01:27:41,662 I'm there, boom. 2088 01:27:41,696 --> 01:27:42,864 Yeah, me too. 2089 01:27:42,897 --> 01:27:44,397 If you need to tap out, 2090 01:27:44,431 --> 01:27:47,501 I'm totally gonna pay for a babysitter for you. 2091 01:27:49,537 --> 01:27:52,073 Y'all like the straight white sisters I never had. 2092 01:27:52,106 --> 01:27:53,674 Are you serious? 2093 01:27:55,643 --> 01:27:56,978 I love you guys so much. 2094 01:27:57,011 --> 01:27:58,746 I love you. 2095 01:27:58,780 --> 01:28:01,849 Ladies, this zone is for loading and unloading only. 2096 01:28:01,883 --> 01:28:03,383 - Okay, just a minute. - I'm gonna need you to 2097 01:28:03,416 --> 01:28:05,052 move your car or I'll have to impound your vehicle. 2098 01:28:09,590 --> 01:28:11,092 -Okay. -Okay. 2099 01:28:11,125 --> 01:28:12,693 Take me home 2100 01:28:12,727 --> 01:28:14,796 so I can give the birthday boy the ride of his life. 2101 01:28:14,829 --> 01:28:16,964 Because he has definitely earned it. 2102 01:28:16,998 --> 01:28:18,465 -Yes. -And I'm gonna go sit on 2103 01:28:18,498 --> 01:28:19,466 his sister's face because I've earned it. 2104 01:28:23,571 --> 01:28:24,872 - I love you guys. - I love you. 2105 01:28:24,906 --> 01:28:26,507 Thank you. 2106 01:28:26,541 --> 01:28:28,810 I mean and who knows this is even gonna work, right? 2107 01:28:28,843 --> 01:28:31,012 - What are the odds? - I mean... 2108 01:28:31,045 --> 01:28:32,580 It's just gonna be a little cold. 2109 01:28:32,613 --> 01:28:33,848 There you go. 2110 01:28:37,885 --> 01:28:39,987 -There's the heartbeat. -Oh my god. 2111 01:28:41,454 --> 01:28:43,356 Do you mind just holding still? Thank you. 2112 01:28:44,692 --> 01:28:45,693 Oh, hold on. 2113 01:28:46,961 --> 01:28:49,496 I think I see another. 2114 01:28:49,530 --> 01:28:50,665 What? 2115 01:28:50,698 --> 01:28:53,534 Okay, one. 2116 01:28:53,568 --> 01:28:56,537 There's two. 2117 01:28:56,571 --> 01:28:58,840 And yap, that's three. 2118 01:28:58,873 --> 01:29:01,474 Congratulations, you're having triplets. 2119 01:29:01,509 --> 01:29:02,710 What? 2120 01:29:04,745 --> 01:29:07,148 Yay, three babies. 2121 01:29:07,181 --> 01:29:09,917 Damn, you really are a sperm burglar. 2122 01:29:09,951 --> 01:29:11,686 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ 2123 01:29:16,123 --> 01:29:17,859 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ 2124 01:29:25,465 --> 01:29:27,068 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ 2125 01:29:31,539 --> 01:29:33,074 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ 2126 01:29:33,107 --> 01:29:34,175 ♪ Aye, daddy, daddy ♪ 2127 01:29:34,208 --> 01:29:35,943 ♪ Why don't you head my way ♪ 2128 01:29:35,977 --> 01:29:37,778 ♪ Let's get lost in a new dimension ♪ 2129 01:29:37,812 --> 01:29:39,180 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ 2130 01:29:39,213 --> 01:29:40,581 ♪ Aye, daddy, daddy ♪ 2131 01:29:40,615 --> 01:29:42,049 ♪ Why don't you come say "Hey" ♪ 2132 01:29:42,083 --> 01:29:44,384 ♪ So desperate for your whole attention ♪ 2133 01:29:45,485 --> 01:29:46,787 ♪ Cause we livin' up this life ♪ 2134 01:29:46,821 --> 01:29:48,689 ♪ So don't you leave now ♪ 2135 01:29:48,723 --> 01:29:50,024 ♪ I just got to know you better ♪ 2136 01:29:50,057 --> 01:29:51,525 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ 2137 01:29:51,559 --> 01:29:52,960 ♪ We livin' our best life ♪ 2138 01:29:52,994 --> 01:29:54,829 ♪ So don't you go now ♪ 2139 01:29:54,862 --> 01:29:56,163 ♪ I just got to hold you better ♪ 2140 01:29:57,932 --> 01:30:00,868 ♪ We need the drinks to go down, down ♪ 2141 01:30:00,902 --> 01:30:03,938 ♪ Need a beat to get down, down ♪ 2142 01:30:03,971 --> 01:30:07,008 ♪ Baby, let's get out and knocked down, down ♪ 2143 01:30:07,041 --> 01:30:10,011 ♪ We need the drinks to go down, down ♪ 2144 01:30:10,044 --> 01:30:11,545 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2145 01:30:11,579 --> 01:30:13,180 ♪ Ya-Ya ♪ 2146 01:30:13,214 --> 01:30:15,049 ♪ We need the drinks to go down ♪ 2147 01:30:15,082 --> 01:30:16,117 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ 2148 01:30:17,685 --> 01:30:19,120 ♪ Down, down ♪ 2149 01:30:19,153 --> 01:30:21,522 ♪ We need the drinks to go down ♪ 2150 01:30:22,957 --> 01:30:25,526 Shirtless chef today, we're risking it to win a biscuit. 2151 01:30:25,559 --> 01:30:28,062 We're making a pinapple chicken breast brine. 2152 01:30:28,095 --> 01:30:29,931 Let's see how it turns out, we've never done this before. 2153 01:30:29,964 --> 01:30:30,998 Boom! 2154 01:30:31,032 --> 01:30:33,534 One pound organic chicken breast, 2155 01:30:33,567 --> 01:30:35,136 one cup pineapple juice, 2156 01:30:35,169 --> 01:30:38,572 table spoon of salt and mix it. 2157 01:30:38,606 --> 01:30:40,608 Mix garlic, 2158 01:30:40,641 --> 01:30:42,475 table spoon smoked peprica. 2159 01:30:42,510 --> 01:30:43,978 Brine for two hours. 2160 01:30:45,613 --> 01:30:48,549 Stir both sides with a little avocado oil. 2161 01:30:48,582 --> 01:30:50,718 Bake at 450 for 20 to 25 minutes. 2162 01:30:50,751 --> 01:30:52,253 Work out while you wait. 2163 01:30:52,286 --> 01:30:54,487 Boom! Boom! 2164 01:30:55,923 --> 01:30:58,491 Delicious. We just invented a new recipe. 2165 01:30:58,526 --> 01:31:00,628 Boom! That's shirtless kitchen baby. 2166 01:33:11,926 --> 01:33:13,160 What did I miss?