We believe money has been filtered illegally.
Hey? I've been robbed. Holy shit.
Our new doctor was brutal about our chances of conceiving.
I've got your money. I've decided I ain't gonna give you anything.
(SCREAMS)
Allison, fill up the bag! There's way more than 500g.
Go home, pack our shit, we get out of here.
You're acting weird. You acted like this before.
Es, I don't have time for this. Can I have a quick chat with you both?
Oi! I know you took that money!
Why don't both of you make yourselves comfortable?
I'll be back with the police. I'm going to piss on Alfie's chair.
Not pregnant. Kethan's gonna come looking for us, so Esme's in danger.
I'm afraid Allison and Deacon are at work. Can I help?
I've come for my $1 million.
(ALARM BLARES)
Deacon, we need to go. What's the point? It's all been for nothing.
There is an alarm going off, which, whilst attracting
police attention, is also annoying the shit out of me.
So I, for one, would like to get out of here.
Maybe I would prefer to get caught, actually.
Are you kidding me, Deacon? We're on the run, so run!
It's not that I don't trust a man that is clearly bleeding
on the doorframe, I genuinely don't know where they are.
That's weird, because you literally just told me they were at work.
Did I? Well, yeah, there you go. That's where they are.
If it's alright with you, darling, maybe I can wait here for them.
No, darling, it's not alright. You can wait outside.
You'll be a while, my sister works really late.
Your sister?
Do you think you could slow down a little bit? No.
Our choices might be prison or death.(VOICEMAIL BEEPS)
It's Esme, don't leave a message. Talk to me.
Esme's phone is off. I gotta make sure she's OK.
(HORN HONKS) (TYRES SCREECH)
She's almost definitely safer than us.
Hello.
Esme, you OK?
Why wouldn't I be?
No reason. Oh, gosh, sorry we took so long at work.
It was, like, a mess over there. It's fine.
You on your own, are you? Yep.
Just me.
Why, were you expecting someone? No. I mean, no, God no.
Why would we be expecting someone? No.
Cool.Cool.
Yeah, cool. So, it's really, very cool.
OK, I'm gonna go pack.
I'm gonna go to our room, and- I'm gonna go to our room.
(PANTING)
Shit!
OK, I'm bored of this little dance. What the fuck is going on?
(SIGHS) Fine.
I should tell you something.
I took a pregnancy test today,
it didn't work.
As of per, I am not pregnant.
I'm so sorry.
Come here.
I'm so, so sorry. That sucks.
Yeah.
Allison?
Yeah?
Who the fuck is Kethan,
why is there a giant bag of cash on top of your wardrobe?
You always go through my stuff! You're leaving again.
No baby, nothing to keep you here. You're leaving.
You're taking that Kethan's money and you're running away again. Again?
What does she mean again? Can you explain it again?
Again? It's not that complicated.
My firm is being investigated, yeah?
The officers are looking for a laptop that belongs to my colleague.
Now, you're gonna be wanting to get all this down, yeah?
What? You'll be wanting to get the information down.
Definitely.
Then, I remembered I had all the files backed up
on this USB stick, yeah?
I went through his account.
Turns out that lying toe-rag had been funnelling money off for years.
I was shocked, and devastated.
Get that down. Devastated. Yeah?
And I had absolutely no idea that what was going on
even though it was right under my nose.
So hold on, your name is Alfie Bower?
It's the first thing I said to you when I come in here.
If you don't mind me saying so,
I'm not feeling like you're taking this seriously.
We take all reports incredibly seriously.
We are here for you. You just read that off there.
(MOBILE PINGS)
Hold on.
Oh, I've got to go.
Get all that down. You should explain this to an investigating officer.
I just work on reception.
I can explain. Explain what? What does she always do?
No need to. It's Jackson all over again. What is Jackson?
This is completely different. Is Jackson a place or a person?
You say you're here for me, you want to make my life better, but it's all bullshit.
It's not! Esme, I looked after you from five years old.
I'll never let you down. Except for when you ran off and left me.
Is Jackson in Canada? Shut up.
I left you with more than enough money to get by.
I didn't want the money, I wanted my sister.
So come with us.
So I can follow you around the world until the next time you leave?
This city may be a shit hole, but it's my home,
so how about you stay for once?
Technically speaking, Reading is not a city.
(SIGHS)Sorry. (CLEARS THROAT)
Esme, we're in a lot of trouble.
We can't stay here and it's not safe for you either.
I've got my own family here.
You're not talking about Ched. You really want to lecture me now?
Kethan will be back once he finds out you're not at work. You better go.
Es, don't be like this.
I love you.
Well, I've got, is it Jackson Ohio or Jackson Mississippi?
There's a shit load of Jacksons here.
Could I get a clue? Could be bloody Tito Jackson for all I know.
(ALARMS BLARES)
Deacon?
Allison?
(ALARM STOPS)
Are you still here?
Afternoon. Oh, Jesus Christ!
Who the fuck are you?
How long have you been sitting there?
What have you done to my office?
The pleasure is all mine. Do I know you, pal?
Not yet.
I'm just a janitor here. Yeah?
Not a great one, because this room stinks of piss.
Yeah, I know. Where's Deacon and Allison?
I don't know who they are. Really?
You called for them as you came in, so now I know you're a liar.
And now, I am six out of ten angry.
Well, look, I misheard you. Seven.
Yeah, OK. I know who Deacon and Allison are.
Listen, Alfie. How do you know my name?
Yeah, that'd be me.Those...
little... cunts
stole money from you, but more importantly,
they stole money from me,
so here is what we're gonna do.
You're gonna tell me everything you know, we're gonna find them.
And after I've got them, we'll take our money back.
And then,
I'm going to take great pleasure
in having consensual sex with his mother.
(LAUGHS)
I mean, I was with you up until the mother stuff.
The rest would be easy.
I mean, Deacon is a useless cock.
A useless cock that killed two people.
Deacon?
You sure, mate? The horny woman, Sally.
She's not dead.
I phoned her sister. She said she's in Jamaica.
(SCOFFS) I see.
Tsst. (INHALES)
Now I'm nine out of ten angry.
What is this driver doing? He's spinning around on the spot.
Esme, are you sure? Don't talk to me.
No! Now he's dropping someone off.
Just cancel it. I can't cancel it or I'll get charged.
OK, he's turning left on the high street.
(RINGING) (GASPING)
Shit, it's Alfie. Decline, decline, decline. Hurry, hurry.
Deacon, mate, don't hang up, yeah?
I have a plan that will get you out of this situation.
Go on. Look, I get it.
You're underpaid and needed cash.
Totally cool. I've calmed down now,
so let's just meet somewhere and sort this out, yeah?
We both leave the police out of the picture.
Maybe we...
Maybe we split the money and I call the police off this too,
what do you say?
Are you guys fucking stupid? He's lying his fucking ass off.
That's the sister that lives with them. They're at home.
I know you didn't kill Sally. You fucks! Go.
(ENGINE STARTS) (ENGINE REVS)
That's Kethan, what the fuck is Alfie doing with Kethan?
No, we gotta go. Esme, please come with us. It'll be OK.
Get the Uber round the corner. I'll get the police here.
The Toronto method, nice.
Keep yourself safe. I can look after myself.
Just so I know, is the Toronto method where you two hug
until they arrive and kill us?
Can we try the Reading method, where we get the fuck out here? Come on.
Hello? I need the police.
(TYRES SCREECH)
(GRUNTS)
(SIREN WAILS)Officers.
Turn around, turn around.
I heard someone on the roof and I was scared.
What the fuck do we do now?
Oh.
That's them! (SEATBELTS CLICK)
(ENGINE REVS)
(SIGHS)Um...
What?
Who, or what, is Jackson?
You get upset when I talk about my exes.
Why are you so secretive about your life in Canada?
OK, maybe I do need to come clean about a couple of things.
Oh, God.
I was kind of in a relationship with-
Alfie. Huh?
Alfie and Kethan are behind us.
What?
That's an expensive wheel though. Paid for with my money.
You need to calm down and concentrate on driving.
Calm down? They should go to fucking prison!
Focus on catching up. Fucking hell, I'll catch up!
Shut up!
Listen to me, you little shit of a man.
Concentrate on the driving and shut the fuck up!
(TURNS ON RADIO)
("THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT" BY THE TOKENS PLAYS)
Shit!
Excuse me, love your driving. Great car.
Thanks, do you want some music? No. No, we're OK. Would you mind?
We've got a plane to catch, if you wouldn't mind putting
your foot down, that would be great. Not a problem.Thanks.
Excuse me, it doesn't seem like you've accelerated.
I assure you, I have. I can see the speedometer.
It's still on 30. We will make the flight.
Fucks sake, we're being chased, you fuck knuckle! Go!
Fucking idiot, put your foot down, for fucks sake! Go on!
They've gone round, they've gone!
Turn the car round, turn the car round!
OK, I can't when you're yelling at me!
Out. What?
Are you insane? This isn't Die Hard.
You can't make taxi drivers a getaway vehicle.
The train station's close. Let's run.
There's no taxi in Die Hard. It's a limo, you prick.
Have you seen Die Hard 3? Well, say Die Hard 3.
Die Hard 3. Watch more movies. Leaving the boot open, twat!
You're a prick!
Did you really have to bring two massive suitcases?
I am sorry that I cannot pack light for the rest of my entire life.
(TYRES SCREECH)
Just leave the bag. Oh, I'm so glad we brought these.
What's this, the great escape? Sorry, mate.
You need more gym time, mate. Shut up, mate.
Quick, quick, quick, quick!
Oi!
(TRAIN DOORS BEEP)
Go on, quick, quick, quick, quick!
(SCREAMS)
Yes!
You did it! Yes! Sorry.
(PANTS)
Nearly had them. Oh yeah, given another half an hour
you would have caught up with all of us. So, what's the plan?
I'm afraid, virgin, this is the end of the road for you.
What do you mean? If the last half-hour has proved anything,
it's that teaming up with you was pointless and a total hindrance,
so I'm gonna go get something they'll have to come back for.
Alone.
And I'll be using your car. Why would I give you my car?
Because you'll be in prison. (SIREN WAILS)
(LAUGHS) Looks like the USB stick you handed in
incriminated more than just Deacon.
Well, it did after my little chat with the investigator.
How do you know I did?
I've always been a very good friend of the law, Alfie.
It's all about leverage.
So now, I'm gonna take something that means Deacon
and Allison will bring the money to me.
In a bit. Alfie Bower? I'm placing you under arrest.
I haven't got a clue what you're on about.(RECITES CAUTION)
You wanker!
Do you understand your rights? You dickhead!
Get in the car. Bring me the sister.
Tiny cock!
So...
Jackson.
We're doing this now? You really want to know?
Yeah.
Deacon, I was broke.
I basically had to raise Esme single-handedly.
Yeah, I know that, but...
So, I fell in with a bad crowd and I met a guy, Jackson.
And he taught me how to make some money.
Small scams and stuff now and then.
He got cocky,
he wanted to do one, big, last job as a way of getting out.
Got caught
and I had to run.
You've done it before.
Oh my God, you've done it before. It's not like I'm Keyser Soze.
Do you know what? I thought we were on a mad adventure together.
Trying to start a family,
but it turns out I'm a mug. That's the thing.
I want a family, I want children with you.
I want, you know, like, a normal life.
That's why I fell in love with you.
You were normal until you went all Scarface on me.
Well, who the fuck do you think made me that way?
(SIGHS)
So, what does this mean?
I don't know anymore.
I mean,
how can I believe anything you say?
Any snacks or beverages? BOTH: No.
(LINE TRILLING)
Esme is still not picking up.
Oh, so now we're just not talking?
We can't use our own.
Here.
I saved a couple from back in Jersey just in case.
Of course you did. Of course you did.
I imagine you paid off security as well. Knowing you.
What's wrong with you? I'm just a bit nervous, OK?
This is the face of someone who isn't a friend of airport security.
Why are we doing this? We're never gonna get the bag through.
That's why.
(BABY CRIES) (KID SHOUTS)
Why? So we can have an awful family?
No, because it's not fair.
Because everybody gets to have a family.
Even shit people get to be parents,
growing up I didn't have a normal family.
Then I met you, and I thought ooh, maybe this is my chance to have one.
Is that so fucking unreasonable?
Well, no, but I mean... look where it's got us.
What happens when we get to the other end of this?
I don't even know what our plan is anymore.
I'm sick of it. MAN: Come through. I'm done with it.
The injections, the examinations, the hormones,
fucking pineapple cores, the cold baths.
The constant, crushing, gut-wrenching disappointment
that my womb is a deformed fucking failure. I'm sick of it.
Holy shit. We actually made it through.
I thought we were nailed on for a cavity search.
Deacon, I'm not gonna steal the money.
I wasn't saying that. It's just... I need to get my head straight, OK?
We need to get out of here. I've got this.
CHED: Yo.Ched, baby.
Come to the Grand Berkshire Hotel.
PILOT: We're approaching our cruising altitude of 36,000 ft.
We're not expecting any turbulence, so sit back and enjoy.
Can I get you folks a drink? I'd like a big fucking vodka, please, Kieran.
Yeah, same. Have you got one of those big duty free bottles?
Our card machine isn't working. I don't suppose you've got cash.
Yeah, that's not a problem. I'll just go get one for you.
It's nice to have something that isn't a bloody problem.
Deacon,
I am genuinely sorry.
I feel like our plan not only failed to give us a child
but messed us up, too.
(SIGHS) Yeah, I know.
I mean, maybe it's a blessing in disguise.
Like you said,
hardly the best situation to give a kid a good start.
I know. Though, our kid couldn't have been worse than them.
FATHER: Stop it.
Maybe we need a little break.
Really?
I don't know. Maybe.
Maybe we're better off apart.
This whole thing was supposed to be us
doing something together for our family,
and turns out we've been lying to each other the whole time.
I just don't...
really see how we get past that.
(SIGHS) OK. I understand.
(MOBILE RINGS)
Speak. MAN: I found her sister.
Blonde? Lanky? Yeah.
I'm on my way.
(REVVING)
(KNOCKING)
(LAUGHS)
You better get the money out of the bag before the steward comes back.
Yeah, OK. (CLEARS THROAT)
Esme.
Fuck. What the fuck?
I want to show you something.
(LAUGHS)
CHED: Holy shit.
I feel sick. I need the toilet.
Here's your vodka. Shall I pour?
We need to cancel that drink.
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