- ♪ MTV ♪
[cheering]
- Oh!
Lake house, here we come!
[cheering]
- My group of friends have been taking things
to the next level for the last ten years.
[hip-hop music]
- We all live in Buckhead, the Beverly Hills of Atlanta.
- All right, let's get this started.
- And the best part of the year
is the summer trip to the lake.
♪ ♪
- This is Atlanta's version of the shore.
♪ ♪
- We're at the lake, dude. You can do this. It's fine.
- But every year we go, it's a total [bleep] show.
- [moans]
- Everybody is hooking up with everybody.
The world is so small.
- You [bleep] Chelsea?
- In his mind, sex is not that big of a deal.
[bleep] that. I'm never talking
to that mother[bleep] ever again.
- Apparently, Katie and Parker just [bleep] slept together.
I'm just sick of you lying.
Like, I want the truth.
Don't tell me we're exclusive if you're [bleep] her.
- I still have feelings for Katie.
- You're such a [bleep] asshole.
♪ ♪
- [bleep] you, Parker.
- Savannah, you're annoying, too.
- I'm annoying?
- Yes, you're annoying as [bleep].
- You talk more than Parker does!
- Shut the [bleep] up.
Either respect this house or get out.
- Messy is our specialty.
- What the [bleep]?
- My eye is burning!
- I think she about to go to the hospital.
[siren wailing]
- I know something is definitely wrong.
I'm scared.
- Everybody in this house is way too emotional,
and I ain't got time for it.
So I'm out of here.
That's some bull[bleep].
- Despite all the drama, no matter what happens,
we're there for each other through the good and the bad.
- I don't wanna keep living a double life.
- Yeah. - Today I plan on
coming out to my mom.
This is one of the biggest moments of my life.
So I have something to tell you.
- Oh, Lord, let me brace myself.
- I can't even breathe.
- I have something to tell you. - You do?
You're pregnant?
- Holy [bleep].
I was wrong to you, and I'm sorry.
- What do y'all think it is, boy or girl?
all: Boy.
- Girl. all: Cheers!
- I love y'all.
♪ ♪
- Oy vey.
- Did you say oy vey?
- Yeah, I'm French.
- ♪ Okay, here we go ♪
♪ Nobody coming I'm stopping the show ♪
♪ Hold up, wait, wait let me get in my bag ♪
♪ We just too lit yo, we be 'bout to blow ♪
♪ Turn up to turn up and get on your side ♪
- It feels good! - ♪ Livin' this life ♪
♪ It's all that we know ♪
♪ Yeah, we stay lit and don't care what they say ♪
- ♪ If everybody ♪ - I want it all!
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- Let's do it, baby!
♪ ♪
- Come on. Let's go. [kisses]
This lake house has been in my family for the last 25 years.
Every summer, I bring my closest friends up there.
My happiest is when I'm at the lake.
I'm a country boy at heart, but a city boy in my pants.
I'm just kidding.
God, I hope they don't [bleep] use that.
- ♪ Let me get my money ♪
- I like to spend my money on things that I need--
women who keep me on my toes.
Really, the only girl I ever need is this one right here.
I was born and raised in Buckhead.
My family owns one of the biggest fast food chains
in the Southeast.
Hey, Pops. You look like money.
My dad owns a chicken chain.
I wear a chicken chain.
[chicken clucks]
I'm the [bleep] chicken man.
Just kidding.
All right, please, please, please,
don't put that in there.
- Oh, hi! I love you.
- I love you, too.
Money isn't everything.
Like, family is everything to me.
So how would you handle the situation?
- Mm-mm?
- The relationship that I have with my mom is amazing.
She is something else.
- Just throw another girl in the mix.
- [laughs]
And that has molded me to be extremely grateful
for all I've been blessed with.
Where the hell are our friends?
[urine splashing]
[dog growls] We're at the lake, dude.
You can do this. It's fine. [dog growls]
[hip-hop music]
- ♪ I don't why they be telling me lies ♪
- I'm positive they giving negative vibes ♪
♪ It was time I realized they not upfront ♪
♪ We don't see eye-to-eye ♪
- More bikinis.
I'm gonna need a bigger suitcase.
[upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Parker has been my friend since I was 15.
We don't let each other get away with bull[bleep].
If there's one thing I try to be good at,
it's minding my own business.
Girl is literally telling you, I [bleep] your man.
Maybe I stir the pot, but it's unintentional.
I just lost my virginity.
Like, casual sex and all of that, like,
it's just--it's a different world for me.
I'm scared to, like, give myself to people in that way,
and it not be worth something.
- Are you dating anyone?
- I'm seeing people.
- How many people?
- Not a lot of people, just, like, people in general.
My mom being Ethiopian and my dad being Jamaican,
I wanna make my parents proud,
but they know that I just wanna have fun.
And I think they're supportive of that.
I'm just kind of vibing it out, you know?
- Hey, whatever.
- [laughs]
[line trilling]
- Yo, I'm downstairs. Let's go to the lake.
Please hurry.
♪ ♪
Brother.
This is our car service to the lake.
- Bro, you are so extra.
- Me, Parker, and Pat have been friends since high school.
I mean, those are my ride-or-dies, for sure.
♪ ♪
Let's rock and roll.
♪ ♪
- What's going on? Where are you going?
- You know what's crazy? I actually had a date tonight.
I don't really give a [bleep] who likes me,
but for the most part, I'm a sweet person, you know?
I try to keep it that way.
Right now I'm currently single,
but, like, I tell my friends I'm wife hunting.
I would love to take this out.
- It sets the bar too high. Start low.
- My dad's Daryl Simmons.
He's a Grammy-winning producer.
He's worked with Michael Jackson, Mariah Carey.
My dad wrote some of the biggest songs ever.
He wrote a lot of baby-making music, too.
So he's probably the reason you're here.
He's probably the reason I'm here.
He probably made love to his own songs he was writing.
It's weird to think about, but it's probably true.
♪ ♪
So I have this vision, and I just wanna be
the biggest songwriter ever.
You can see why I have a lot of pressure on me.
- You have to go through the failures
to get to the successes.
- But sometimes I get sidetracked
from all the partying.
Can we all just take a shot?
It's kind of messed up, now that I think about it.
- Your buddies are cool. I love Parker.
But you gotta put that passion first.
- My dad's giving me these big pep talks.
I mean, music is on my mind,
but also, it's vacation time.
It's time to get it going.
[line trilling]
- I've been waiting on y'all. Come on.
- We're gonna have fun.
No--drama free.
Why are you rubbing your head? - Nothing.
We're good.
I'm really excited for all my friends
to come to my lake house,
but there's one person I'm nervous about seeing,
my ex-girlfriend, Katie.
I was with Katie for four years,
but we would break up, get back together,
break up, get back together.
But I know that me and Katie are not right for each other.
Even if we're not together,
Katie will always be in my life.
So I invited her up to my lake house.
I hope it's a good idea.
[sighs]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Study hard get your yes ♪
♪ And whatever goes down don't take no mess ♪
♪ You done already beat the rest ♪
♪ What's one more round? ♪
♪ You still the best ♪
[horn honks] - [laughs]
- Hey. - Hey, honey!
- Katie has her whole life in here.
- Did you know we were coming, Katie?
- Katie, where the hell are we supposed to put our bags at?
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
It may not look like it, but I grew up in the boondocks.
I've served at a fish restaurant.
I literally would come home every day,
and, like, I felt like I smelled like a gross vagina.
[laughs] Laying in bed, I was like, this is disgusting.
Hi.
I'm trying to get my real estate license right now.
- All right, have you signed up for the class yet?
- No.
- Katie!
- I wanna be able to take care of myself.
I don't want to depend on anybody.
I've been burned by guys way too many times in the past.
- Whoo! - Well?
- Ready? - Oh, my gosh.
- I'm excited. - We made it.
- ♪ Every time I come through, shut 'em down ♪
♪ Shut 'em down shut 'em down ♪
[phone ringing]
- I like that song. Damn.
- Yo. - Mr. Parker, how we doin'?
- Come up to the lake.
- I'm on 400 now.
I'll be up there in, like, an hour, maybe an hour and 15.
- It's a beautiful day, so get up here.
- Yeah, I'm coming.
The party will start when I get there.
We the only players in this mother[bleep].
My father opened Magic City in 1985.
I was born downstairs in the strip club.
- You're living the life.
- Magic City is an Atlanta landmark.
- Where else could you go besides Magic City?
- Me and my older brother run it now.
- I work the pole. I work floors.
- Did you bring any kind of, like, resume or anything?
Parker is my best friend. We've been together forever.
He's the king of chicken strips.
- Mmm.
- I'm the king of stripper chicks.
What's your name again? - Baby.
- Baby?
[laughs]
I like the hair.
- Thank you.
♪ ♪
- [laughs] - Hello. Ooh.
- Hello. - Mm.
I am a little sassy.
Mm, the vodka. [laughter]
Chelsea is definitely a little wild.
I'm here for a good time, not a long time, to be quite honest.
Which cheek looks better?
I'm smart, too.
You guys, I kinda have to toot,
but I'm gonna wait.
[laughter]
- Anyone that knows me knows that I'm wild.
During the week, I'm an aviation mechanic in the Navy,
and then, on the weekends, I am a stripper.
♪ ♪
I went to college.
College wasn't for me.
So I joined the military and became
an aviation mechanic because I wanted
to make my parents proud.
You got a rubber band?
If my mother and father knew I was a stripper,
they would come into the club and drag my ass off the stage.
[laughs]
[cheering]
I don't come from a trust fund, but I have customers that do.
[cash register dings]
[laughs] I'm sorry, Mom.
- Wait. Katie, do you think you and Parker
would hook up this trip?
- Hell no.
I'm definitely nervous about going to the lake.
This is the first time that I'm going to the lake house
not being Parker's girlfriend,
and it brings back a lot of memories, good and bad.
One of them could be I possibly threw
Parker's Rolex in the lake.
We definitely get some satisfaction
of pissing each other off,
which is really petty and toxic.
But if it's not toxic, I don't want it.
But the only time Parker was, like, really loyal and serious
to me was when we got in a really bad car accident
and he broke his femur.
He physically could not cheat on me.
But I think he loves me, and he's always told me,
like, "At the end of the day," like,
"You and I are gonna get married.
"You're gonna be," like, you know,
"the mother of my children."
- We'll just see where the lake takes us.
What happens at the lake stays at the lake.
♪ ♪
- Sometimes ain't so wrong feels so right.
The middle of the night when that thing is tight.
- Oh, my God.
Are you starting to write songs while we're
having a conversation?
- No, that's not songs.
That's just something I call sexual poetry.
I love poems. I love sex.
I combinded it and made it sexual poetry.
And you don't snap after it.
You slap your ass.
♪ ♪
- Bethania, would you hook up with DJ
for a round two, that is? - I mean, I have.
Like, been there, done that.
- How was it?
That's a good question.
- Honestly, I was impressed.
Like, he's packing. I'm not gonna lie.
- Eww. - Oh!
- I'm not even kidding.
DJ was literally my best friend growing up
all through high school, and we always had, like, this weird
flirtation between us.
But we never explored it up until ten months ago
when we were hooking up.
It was just comfortable with him.
But the thing is, when we did start hooking up, like,
randomly, like, he was single.
He was hooking up with other people.
And so I just got turned off really fast about it.
- Yeah.
- Would I do it again? Probably.
[line trilling]
[phone ringing]
What the [bleep]? - [laughs]
- Hello?
- Everlasting love.
Hot body to hot body.
You and me are somebody to somebody.
I'm so excited to see Bethania.
We always had a thing.
You know, I'm hoping history can repeat itself.
Your lips are full of lust.
Tell me something, baby girl, are you someone
that I can trust? - [laughs]
- Hello?
- And you hung up right away.
- I hung up after two, so she--so she can--
so she can sit with it.
[playful music]
- What the [bleep]?
Oy vey.
- Did you just say oy vey?
- Yeah, I'm French.
[upbeat music]
[horn honks]
♪ ♪
- Who's here?
Well, it's about time.
- Grab this one. - Oh.
My pleasure. - Thank you, boss.
- Hey, D. - There you go.
- I stock the house, and they make me carry everything in.
- Hey, I'm just the Cinderella of this castle.
- JuJu is on the way.
Chelsea is coming.
Bethania.
- God damnit.
- You guys have always had a thing,
so don't even act like you don't want her to come.
- But the thing about that thing,
I hope that thing keep on thinging.
You know what I mean? - [laughs]
- I don't know if it's sexual chemistry, sexual poetry,
but you actually do like her, though.
- Do jeans have a zipper on 'em?
- [laughs]
- Good one.
- You're not nervous, right? - Of course I am.
This is Katie's place.
This is, like, where we fell in love.
- Bro. Parker does have
a lot of bull[bleep] going on right now,
and it is a lot for you and I to handle all the time.
But he is our best friend, and we have to deal with it.
- If you had to describe mine and Katie's relationship,
what would it be?
- It's a toxic love.
That should be a movie name.
It's like "The Notebook," but way worse.
[both laugh]
- ♪ If you want it, you can get it ♪
all: We made it!
- ♪ I know you will anyway ♪
- Whoo!
- We made it.
- Oh, Katie.
My heart is starting to race.
Like, what do I say?
How do I approach her?
- Hi. - Hey.
- I'm not really sure what to feel or how to act,
but I don't know what to expect.
- Parker! - Yo, come here.
- How you been?
Hey. - Hello.
- Nice seeing you this time.
Seeing Katie in front of me, maybe this is not a good idea.
If I know Katie, she's gonna stir up some drama.
♪ ♪
[cheering]
- Oh, my God. - Whoo!
- Chelsea, there's something about you.
I love your look. - We should take a shot
every time JuJu just flirts with one of
the girls in the kitchen. - It's gonna be a lot of shots.
- Hey.
- I'm trying so hard not to look, but it's like, damn it.
- Oh! [laughter]
- What the hell?
- I got a half chub.
[laughter]
♪ No matter where I go ♪
♪ It's home away from home ♪
- ♪ It's home away ♪ - ♪ No matter where I go ♪
- Hi! - What's up?
[exchanging greetings]
- We're at the lake house.
We're here to have a good time, and we're
gonna get this party started. - Adamo, what's up, boy?
- What's up? - How you been?
- Hey, baby.
- Seeing DJ, he looks hot, and I feel
just this rush of butterflies.
So I'm excited. We'll see where this goes.
- Listen, room situation--
I got two bunk rooms, and another bedroom up there.
Y'all go pick wherever you want to sleep.
[upbeat music]
- Okay, Katie, I love you, but I need to be on the ground.
- What even is this?
Whose is this? [laughs]
- Oh, yes! - Oh, yeah!
- Oh, my God.
Oh, I'm in here with you.
- I'm not getting a bunk bed.
- I will break in the bathroom.
[laughter]
- I end up in the room with Chelsea.
- Wait, but which one has better lighting?
Oh, this is great.
I think everyone knows
if you put me and Adamo together,
it's, like, next level.
- I hope y'all are happy.
- It looks better like this. - Bitch!
Push me off the chair.
- I'm so happy to be here at Lake Burton at the lake house,
you know, yeah. - Yeah.
- Living my best life, like I should.
Yeah! - Yeah!
[trilling] [laughter]
What are we about to do? - Mm.
both: Mm! Mm! Mm! Mm!
[both laugh]
- ♪ I journeyed out to the Dirty South, Dirty South ♪
♪ With a silk suit ♪
- I think we all needed this kinda getaway,
but I'm just hoping that it can be a getaway and not like--
- No, it's gonna be great.
- Time to get into some [bleep].
- It's not. - No, for sure.
There is one member of our group that's not here,
and it's my fault-- with an assist from Katie.
- So how do you feel so far, like, with everything?
- I don't know. I feel better now.
- Yeah.
He's being, like, accommodating and stuff.
- Yeah, it's fine.
The lake house is kind of like my safe haven.
I feel like Parker and I
truly fell in love with each other here.
We've always had so much fun,
whether it be family, quarantine.
But there's been so much drama between Parker and I.
I hope that we can just enjoy ourselves and have fun.
[line trilling]
- Please leave a message.
- Hey, Sav.
I just wanna let you know that it really would mean
a lot if you came up so we could talk
and maybe work this thing out.
[romantic music]
♪ ♪
[both laugh]
♪ ♪
Savannah and I were at a point in our relationship
where things could have gone to the next level.
You have nothing to worry about.
- Thank you. I needed that.
- At all.
But I [bleep] up.
I know that honesty obviously starts here,
and I wanted to tell you that I think it's actually
a good idea just so I can show you my actions,
and I'm here for you.
I mean, I have to admit, I haven't been
the best at relationships.
I have learned from my mistakes.
I mean, at least I think I have.
If Savannah does come, it's either gonna be
the best week of my life,
or it's gonna be like walking into the depths of hell.
- ♪ Feel me, feel me ♪
♪ See me work ♪
♪ I've been running so long ♪
♪ Make you wonder when I fill up, fill up ♪
- What's happening?
The party just got here, and the after party.
We about to turn this party into a JuJu party.
Yo. [all cheering]
Lake Burton ain't safe no more. - What's up?
- Hey, what do y'all want to drink?
- Everything.
- It's time to party, go hard, and let loose.
[cheering]
♪ ♪
♪ We gonna get in to the nightfall ♪
- Loser has to jump in the lake.
- Game. [cheering]
- Oh, my God!
[cheering]
- Chelsea? - What?
- There's something about you.
I love your look.
I run a strip club every day,
but I'm also the Founder, CEO,
and President of P Academy,
AKA, Player School.
The number one rule of P Academy
is making women feel better about themselves.
So when I walk into the room, the first thing I'm gonna do
is make the women feel better than
they felt before I got there.
Bethania? - What?
- I'm beyond-ya.
- Oh, God.
I've known JuJu for years, and honestly,
he'll flirt with anybody with two legs,
whether they're open or closed.
And mine are closed, so you can move along, JuJu.
Love you, though.
- Katie, I've never met anybody like you,
and I'm trying to hold back. - You know what?
I feel like we should take a shot
every time JuJu just flirts with one
of the girls in the kitchen.
- It's gonna be a lot of shots, 'cause there's only
three of y'all. - We would be in the hospital.
- What's my favorite part of the house?
[laughs]
Wherever the girls are, that's my favorite part of the house.
All the girls and me, upstairs bedroom.
- Ju and the girls. - Let's go.
- Platonic as in plural?
This us here, right?
- JuJu, relax, okay?
- Oh, no, I'm not--
Platonic means no sex?
I'm not looking for no platonics.
This is me and your bed. - No, Ju.
- He said it. Sorry.
- Wait, no, you're not about to leave us.
- I'm sleeping in this room, though.
- What is happening?
- Chelsea, come here. - No.
JuJu's a flirt, but I like it.
E for effort, JuJu.
[snaps] Mm.
♪ ♪
- Dude, we're starving. - Let's get the grill cooking.
Come on. - Oh, yes, dude.
- What are we eating? Chicken?
- Yeah. This is in our blood, bro.
We know how to make chicken.
Chicken is everything to me.
I mean, look what's around my neck.
I literally have a chicken necklace.
I mean, it's--it's what I sleep, breathe, and eat.
We actually know-- we know what we're doing.
- Parker is marinating it in the plastic that it came in.
I already knew it was [bleep], but I mean,
let him do his thing.
- I forgot to put oil.
- It's going to stick if we don't have oil.
- Do this, lemon down.
- [laughs] You missed a lemon, brother.
- I promise you, it was marinating
for probably 45 seconds before he put it on the grill,
so, I mean--
Clearly, Parker hasn't learned anything from his dad.
- Put a little more seasoning.
- Stop, that is sodium overdose.
- It's fine, bro.
- Chicken is about to be roasted.
- Yo, wait, I'm trying to season
this [bleep] quick before it--
- No, we gotta flip it first. Get some tongs.
You have--you don't even have any tongs out here.
- Can you go get the tongs?
- That's already a risk in itself.
- Where are the tongs at? Where are the tongs at?
- This [bleep] does not look right.
- Putting too much seasoning on this.
- They're done. They're done.
- It's burnt. - They are done.
- I've been drinking.
Things are starting get a little blurry,
but I can tell you one thing, that chicken was dry.
- Oh, God. [sneezes]
Someone put too much pepper on this chicken.
- You're welcome. - Can I get some salad, please?
- Yes, you can.
- This chicken is dry as hell.
It's giving Sahara Desert.
It's giving Abraham Lincoln saved this for lunch one day,
and Parker just found it and gave it to us.
Parker wears a chicken chain.
And you can even cook no chicken?
- Ooh, I like that.
- Dry chicken.
- DJ, truth or dare? - Ahh!
- Let's go!
- Oh! [laughter]
- Like, what the hell?
I do not want you kissing Chelsea.
I need you kissing me.
God damn.
[dramatic music]
- I know I can't resist that temptation
if she's in the hot tub,
so I'm doing everything in my power
to remove myself from a sticky situation.
[cheering]
- ♪ Yeah, I'm out of control ♪
- Now that we're up at the lake house,
I'm trying to have some fun.
I want to do some body shots.
I wanna see girls' boobs.
That's the whole reason we all came up here, to go crazy.
Katie, truth or dare?
- Dare. - Pick anyone in this room,
and you get to smack them in the face one time.
- Parker, get ready.
[laughter]
- DJ.
- What the [bleep] did I do?
[laughter]
I think we all know she wanted to slap Parker.
- JuJu, I dare you to eat two raw eggs.
- Easy.
[all screaming]
- Yo.
- I'm sure he's had worse things
in his mouth at this point.
- DJ, truth or dare?
- Dare.
- Take a shot out of Chelsea's belly button.
- I will. - Ahh!
♪ ♪
Oh! [laughter]
- Like, what the hell?
I do not want you kissing Chelsea.
I need you kissing me.
God damn.
This is proof of why DJ and I are not in a relationship.
- I got a half chub.
[laughter]
- I didn't know he was gonna kiss me.
It kind of tasted like a chocolate chip cookie
with, like, no chocolate chips, just the cookie part.
I really hope he appreciates it.
- Parker, truth or dare?
- Truth.
- Do you miss anyone?
Katie, Savannah, anyone?
- Ooh.
- You just making [bleep] awkward or what?
- I'm hiding.
- It was a question.
You gotta stir the pot a little bit
to get people talking.
I mean, they ended up being cool afterwards.
So is it really stirring the pot, or is it being a genius?
- Yes, of course I miss Savannah
'cause she was a part of this group, and now she's gone.
- Sorry, Parker.
Savannah isn't here 'cause she dumped you.
Is that my fault?
No.
Maybe.
- But I'm happy to have Katie here.
Obviously, I love Katie.
She lights up any room she walks into,
and I'm happy that she's here.
- I feel like I've finally gotten to a point with Parker
where we can coexist, and...
who knows?
Thank you.
- It's great Katie and Parker are getting along, being nice,
but if you think Savannah is gonna leave that man alone
at that lake house with Katie, you got everything all the way
screwed up.
- Wait, let's get in the hot tub.
- I'm gonna go change. - Yeah.
- Yo, hey, for real, though, I just got the hot tub fixed.
Please don't pee in the hot tub.
- Ew!
- You said you can pee in the hot tub
'cause, like, they won't feel it
'cause it's already hot. - Ew!
- No, we don't move like that.
- Just respect that.
Just help me out with that, please.
- Tell your dog to respect us, right?
Y'all damn spreading eagle everywhere I walk around.
- Her? - Yeah.
And she looking at me with her legs spread.
Like--and she looked back. - You really can't
look at any girl, even her,
without looking at her ass?
[barking]
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- 5-4.
- You look so good tonight.
Drop your towel.
Take your towel off.
Let me see a strut. Let me see a strut.
Your body looks so good tonight.
- Thank you, sir. - You know--you know--
you know I love your body. - I love you.
- You know I love it. - I love you!
- So I had to have Katie strut down
because Parker was sitting right there,
and I wanted to make him uncomfortable.
Mm, mm! Hey, hey!
Mm, mm, mm!
- Katie keeps walking past the ping pong table.
I mean, [bleep], she's got me even looking.
- Go!
♪ ♪
Hey! - [bleep]
- Stop. Hey!
That girl's got some nice Georgia peaches.
[laughs]
- Even though I don't know
where I stand with Savannah,
I have to dig deep
to resist temptation,
but the booty right in my face, I can't--
I don't even know what to do.
- And your boobs look hotter.
- Thank you, baby.
- Mission succeeded.
[club music]
♪ ♪
- Hey, listen, I can't be in that hot tub
just me and Katie.
So I need my boys to come down there.
- Of course, brother.
- Cool. - Parker and I have been
tiptoeing around each other a little bit,
but I mean, of course, you want your ex-boyfriend
to notice you looking good.
It makes you feel better.
♪ ♪
- ♪ One, two, show 'em what you got ♪
- Oh.
And God, does she look good.
- Damn, Katie your tits look [bleep].
- I got 'em when I was 17.
[laughter]
- I can't trust myself around her.
Savannah could still be coming up to the lake.
I know I can't resist that temptation
if she's in the hot tub,
so I'm doing everything in my power
to remove myself from a sticky situation.
Hey, actually, we've had our time.
Y'all can get in.
- Wait, you guys are leaving?
♪ ♪
- What? Wh--what is going on here?
- Damn, we really know how to clear a room. [bleep]
- Parker's little bodyguard crew, DJ and Pat,
following him around like Babe does.
It's almost like an entourage.
- Hey, mama, you wanna get in? - Good Lord!
Get on--get on in there. - Uh-uh.
- No, no, no! - Don't do it!
- No! - Come on, Babe.
- Oh, my God.
- Bro, I'm not getting in no more.
- I don't wanna get a UTI
'cause this dog's coming in here.
- Oh, my God, I have to go shower.
- JuJu, stop.
[light music]
♪ ♪
- Being at this house, like, of course, it makes me sad.
Just 'cause I know he is not right for me
doesn't mean, like, I still don't love him
and have feelings for him.
It's just making sure I respect myself enough
to not keep going back.
But I do sometimes, like an idiot.
I love you.
If you wanna come in my room,
you're more than welcome to, okay?
♪ ♪
- [laughs] - I love Babe.
She's my dog, too.
- She sure is.
[both laugh]
You okay?
- Yes, just don't make me feel weird.
- Are we okay?
- Yes, just don't make me feel weird.
I feel like I've been fine.
I just don't wanna be, like--
I guess I don't wanna feel awkward
'cause it's your house
'cause I'm in a very sticky situation.
Just don't make me feel weird.
- I expect the same.
Don't make me feel weird.
Just be sweet.
- Okay.
- I just feel bad for Katie, and I know when she's sad.
But I know if I give her a hug, it
might lead to something else.
[tense music]
- Bye, mama girl.
I love you.
- Good night. - Night.
I feel like I am stuck on Parker,
and I'll probably never truly get over him,
because he was my first love.
So we'll see what happens.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Till they all fall down ♪
[lively music]
♪ ♪
- Me and Katie did have a talk last night.
She came to my room, and she was sweet.
But I can't stop thinking about Savannah.
I'm having second thoughts on this shirt.
- No, I really think that shirt's fine.
- You think so? - Yeah, look at your muscles.
- All right, you gotta cut that out.
[both laugh]
Not having her here, like, I miss her.
♪ ♪
- ♪ I know what we do is not right ♪
♪ But we gotta make it to the top, right ♪
♪ ♪
- Oh.
[liquid splashing]
[pained groan]
Ugh.
That [bleep] hurts.
[toilet flushes]
♪ ♪
- Hello. - Hi, hunna bunna.
- Sleepyheads.
- Oh, no, I think I have a UTI, and, like, it hurts.
- You need to drink water.
- I am drinking water,
and I just took, like, a vitamin C thing.
It's the first morning here, and something's not right.
This is supposed to be a vacation,
not worrying about my vagina.
I've never had one before, so I'm scared.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Like ring, ring, ring ♪
♪ There goes the phone call ♪
♪ Don't know what to expect, but I know I'm on call ♪
[line trilling]
- Hey. - Oh, hey, nature girl.
- What are you doing?
- Nothing, just at the lake house.
What are you doing?
- This is what I'm currently dealing with.
- Oh, my God. Your car?
Dude, I promise you, Parker will get you an Uber
from Buckhead to this lake house if you come.
Like, we all want you here.
- I just--like, I just don't know if I'm ready
to see Parker, especially now, like,
I'm so freaking stressed out. - I know.
Just come, take a break from all of that.
You and Parker need to talk anyways.
- Do you think talking at the lake house
with everyone there is the best idea?
I was so excited to go to the lake with Parker
and all of our friends, but now after all the shady [bleep]
that went down this week, like, I don't even know
if I wanna go, I don't even know
if I wanna see Parker.
Especially with Katie there, it's just too much.
- Like, we miss you. We want you here.
- Look at her.
She's literally got her hand over her head
like she's done fainted.
Like, literally, please, someone look.
I'm crying right now. - Wait, where is she?
- She's literally laying down there like this.
[laughter] - Where?
- Chelsea!
- Chelsea, what are you doing, honey?
- I don't feel good, Parker,
because of your dog gave me a UT.
It's definitely not my fault. It's the dog's fault.
- That's messed up.
How dare Chelsea blame
my sweet, kind, innocent Babe?
♪ ♪
[barking]
We got beef now between Babe and Chelsea.
- It take 12 days to go away, just like COVID.
- [laughs] A UTI is not like COVID.
[laughter]
- A UTI is a alphabet that people get
when they think they got a STD, but they don't know.
So they call it a UTI.
[buzzer blares
But it's called chlamydia or syphilis.
[buzzer blares]
"An infection in the part of the urinary system
"that kidneys and bladder and the urethra.
Urinary tract infections are more common in women."
That's what I'm talking about.
[buzzer blares]
When I learned about it, it didn't come from that.
It came from--
I tried to pee straight, and it went everywhere.
And it wasn't me. I'm speaking of somebody else.
[buzzer blares]
I don't know. I'm here to help.
- She gotta put some cocoa butter on it.
[buzzer blares]
- Let's go on the boat!
[cheering]
You talked to Savannah? - Yeah, I did.
She's going through it right now.
- I just want Savannah to come.
- I did call Savannah and just try to tell her to pull up.
♪ ♪
I know, you're looking at me sideways as hell.
[laughs]
- If she's gonna be a bitch, I'm gonna be a bitch back.
- ♪ I wake up every day like the world is mine ♪
♪ Then reality hits as I open my eyes ♪
- Morning. - Good morning.
- Morning! - Good morning.
- Hello. - Oh, my God,
you guys are drinking with breakfast?
- Yeah, we've literally taken three shots.
- Hey, DJ mentioned that you talked to Savannah?
- Yeah, I did.
- You didn't tell me. - Well, I just wanted to,
like, gauge how she's feeling.
She had all these people working on her car.
It broke down. - It broke down again?
I just got it fixed. - Again. No, again,
literally, and she looked stressed, dude, like,
super stressed. - I mean, [bleep],
I'll get her a car.
I'll get her a pony, I'll get her a plane.
I mean, I'll carry her up here if she needs me to.
If you can find out where her car is,
I can have somebody pick it up.
I just really want Savannah to come.
If I lose her, I will be crushed.
I just hope it doesn't cause problems between me and Katie,
'cause the last thing I wanna do is upset her again.
♪ ♪
- 'Cause I got hella bags, hella grams ♪
♪ You can see it in Rivechy and the hella trans ♪
♪ And when I throw some money bet I make it avalanche ♪
♪ Yeah, I be flexing, baby ♪
♪ I don't need no Instagram ♪
♪ ♪
- I got you water, and I got you some vodka.
- I asked for tequila.
- There's no tequila. - Yes, there is.
- Here's the chaser. - I don't need one.
I'm not drinking sugar stuff.
I'm going organic.
- I literally cannot stand you.
- I just wanna have fun, but I'm sick.
What kind of vacation is this right now?
- Well, I want you to be able to, like, have fun and drink.
- I am drinking.
- You're not having fun. You're miserable, though.
- 'Cause I haven't drank yet.
- Oh, okay.
- This is my first one.
- Chelsea.
- I don't think so. - You're always
going through something.
- That is true.
I'm like, I don't know.
I have to pee every 20 seconds.
- Pee in the water.
- Ew! What if that infects it?
I'm scared.
I probably am the most dramatic.
I think you beat me with animation.
- What are we cheersing to?
- Helping my UTI heal.
- Most definitely, I'm more animated,
but she's way more dramatic. - Mm-hmm.
- But I like the dramatics.
Lord, please, help Chelsea's UTI go away.
both: Amen.
[both laugh]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Pedal to the metal hotter than a kettle ♪
♪ Trying to keep up baby, get on my level ♪
♪ Level, rebel, not sentimental ♪
♪ Never slow down baby, get on my level ♪
[phone ringing]
- Hello? - Sav?
- Oh, hey. - What's up?
What are you doing? - I'm eating pizza.
- Did you figure out your car situation?
- Yeah, it's in the shop right now.
- Okay, 'cause I talked to Parker,
and he said that he could take care
of everything and, like, send you, like,
a car literally to the lake
if it's gonna be, like, an issue, so--
- He's gonna Uber me two hours away?
- He literally will send it, yeah.
[tense music]
- Damn.
♪ ♪
- We're having fun.
Like, we're literally about to go on the boat.
We all miss you, like--
- I know. - I mean, listen,
Katie's here and-- - How is that?
- I mean, she's a little uncomfortable, but, like,
they're just kind of, like, ignoring each other,
and that's kinda their vibe. - So they haven't
really been talking? - Not at all.
You have to come. You have to come.
You have to. Come on.
♪ ♪
- I'm a tiny bit nervous,
but I'm ready to say what I wanna say.
I wanna ask what I wanna ask,
and I want answers
'cause I'm pissed.
- You have to. Come on.
- Okay, okay, okay, I'm coming.
- Yes! Okay, wait--
♪ ♪
Are you actually, like, for real,
or are you messing with me?
- Yeah, tell him to send a car.
- Okay, I will.
- All right, bye.
- All right, bye, boo.
♪ ♪
Success.
Send her that car.
She wants to come.
[tense music]
I'm excited that Savannah is coming,
but who knows how Katie is gonna react?
[bleep] my life.
♪ ♪
- Please, God.
Please be with me with this one.
♪ ♪
- All right, this is my last shot until we get on the boat.
- Let's live our best days.
Here we go.
- Who's driving the boat today?
Chelsea?
- I got a captain to drive, since we're drinking.
- That's smart. - Let's go on the boat!
- Paul, it's good to see you again, my man.
- Paul. - Paul, Paul.
- Hey, where is Chelsea?
- Chelsea is sick as [bleep].
- [slurping]
- I think the UTI got to her too bad.
- [slurping]
- She's so dramatic.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Cheers, cheers. - We love you, brother.
♪ ♪
[cheering]
- Whoo!
- Feels good!
Feels good, baby!
- Adamo's little mermaid.
- I know. He's literally the life of the party.
- I know. He really is.
With Savannah coming to the lake house,
I have to be real with Katie because I know
that Parker won't, but I don't wanna
be the one who tells Katie.
I really don't.
She's gonna be pissed as hell.
Oh, my God, it really is raining.
- You really are just--
- Hyperventilating over here. - Sore.
- Okay, so while they're all swimming and off the boat,
full transparency-- I did call Savannah
and just try to tell her to pull up.
I know--and that face, too.
- I don't want her here.
What the [bleep]?
- I was talking to DJ, and we were just like, yo,
Parker really wants her here.
He's pushing for her to come.
[tense music]
I know. You're looking at me sideways as hell.
[laughs]
- That's so weird.
- You haven't seen Sav since you sent that group text
to Parker and her, right?
- No.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- I'm seeing somebody.
It's somebody that you aren't too fond of.
Savannah.
♪ ♪
- Out of all people, like, that girl?
He cheated on me with her last summer.
- I care about you, and I always will.
Now I'm in this predicament of, you know,
the lake house coming up.
I knew you were coming to that.
She's gonna be there.
- Wait, Savannah?
- Yes.
- Like, I'm just [bleep] over your [bleep].
[bleep] you, Parker.
You're gonna regret this.
Just wait.
- We left off on bad terms, and when Katie gets upset,
I wouldn't even say she gets mad.
She gets even.
♪ ♪
[phone chimes] - I texted Parker and Savannah.
- What? - Yeah.
I don't know why I didn't-- - Separately?
- No, like, together.
- Why would you do that?
- I was pissed.
- "I spent the night with Parker,
"and we [bleep] last Saturday.
"[bleep] y'all and your toxic [bleep]."
♪ ♪
- I don't know, I'm sure she's feeling some type of way.
- I don't know what is about to go down with Savannah.
I am nervous, but also, like,
the energy Savannah gives me, I'm just gonna give it back.
If she's gonna be a bitch, I'm gonna be a bitch back.
♪ ♪
- We'll see how it goes.
- Oh, [bleep].
[dramatic music]
- Should we address the elephant in the room?
- You went behind my back.
You've been playing us for months!
Like, why can't you just [bleep] talk
instead of pointing fingers at everyone?
- You won't listen.
♪ ♪
- I'm sitting over here.
- You weren't even in the conversation,
so no one's worried about you. - I had to leave
because you talk more than Parker does.
- Hey, yo, listen!
Either respect this house or get out.