- ♪ MTV ♪
[phone line trilling]
- Greg, I do not know why you're not answering me today.
I'm dating someone now.
There's no reason he should not be answering me.
[sighs]
♪ ♪
- I can't deny that I still have
strong feelings for Parker.
- You know, she's been sleeping in my room.
She sleeps a bunk above me.
Last night, she whispers down to me...
I said you're a grown woman,
you could do what you want to do.
♪ ♪
And she laid there for a little longer,
and, like, she took off.
- Are you serious?
- Yeah, it happened last night, so...
- Who's most likely to get flewed out from Buckhead?
♪ ♪
- Damn, Parker, did you just look at Katie?
- It's embarrassing as [bleep].
Are you [bleep] serious, Parker?
I just don't feel like there's a purpose in me being here.
I just can't take it anymore. I'm leaving.
♪ ♪
- I heard about last night.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Okay, here we go ♪
♪ Nobody's stopping the show ♪
♪ Hold up, well, wait let me get at my bag ♪
♪ We just too lit, yeah, we 'bout to blow ♪
♪ Turn up to turn up and put on your face ♪
- It feels good! - ♪ It's all that we know ♪
♪ Yeah, we stay lit, we don't care what they say ♪
- I love y'all! - ♪ Yuh, yuh ♪
[all cheering] - Feels good, baby!
[dramatic music]
- I heard about last night.
♪ ♪
Immediately, my heart kind of drops.
I'm just like, gosh, this is what I didn't want to happen.
Like, I don't want to be judged.
I don't want drama because me and Parker hooked up.
I mean...
- I can see in her eyes the more I give her,
she's just like, girl.
If the rules were reversed and Bethania was telling me this,
I'd be like, girl, why?
But obviously, I didn't want to run around telling
anyone because-- - Yeah, but don't tell the boys.
That's the worst, worst person.
- I'm rooming with them, so when I came back,
they're like, dude, and, like, DJ just went to the boys,
so I'm like, dude, you know, just laughing with them.
But I never told them specific. - Yeah.
Well, dude, don't tell him anything else.
I mean, to go so hard on Parker,
just to end up in his bed
is kind of weird to explain to your friend,
but there are moments that she has where she just kind of
wants to run to Parker and be with him
because that's her safety.
- Okay, I'm not, but do you think he's going to tell Katie?
Oh, I mean, I'll tell it to her face.
I have nothing to hide, but, like,
I feel there's nothing to tell her
unless I know I'm pursuing it.
Because why hurt her for no real reason?
There's no point in telling her that.
- Yeah. - It's none of her business.
- I agree with that.
- Is there a pen here? I'm going to write.
- Where is the pen at?
- What pen?
- With Savannah, things are good.
We're back on track,
and I want to continue to give Savannah that reassurance.
The one thing that Savannah keeps saying is actions.
What better way than to write her note?
Maybe I should write that note.
No, I'm not writing [bleep].
- You write one too.
- I'm going to write one, because Bethania is here.
They're both down there in the hot tub.
It's like, I don't want Savannah to get one,
and you know, Bethania not get one.
I don't want to make myself look bad.
All right, your handwriting--
- I know.
- Focus.
- No, you're just saying what's understood
does not need to be explained.
The art of writing good love note
is it has to come from the heart, for the most part.
Say what you mean. Say what you feel.
Think with your mind, and not with your penis.
- [laughs]
- Good luck, guys.
♪ ♪
- I got this.
- Is that sexual poetry?
- This is just the first step of us showing
you guys, you know, accountability.
- But not only that, I feel like I can only say so much,
and it's like I've been trying to show you action
and continue to work on us.
That's what I'm trying to come across as and tell you.
- What is it?
- I can't.
DJ, did you write this?
- No.
- You wrote this. You wrote, "Dude, chill."
I know you did.
- He didn't write it, but he helped me.
- I didn't help him.
- Is this a Drake lyric?
"I miss you even when I'm with you"?
- Wait, wait, it says DJ penned it!
- When she starts to roast my note,
I'm like damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it.
The notes, you guys like them?
- I miss you even when I'm with you?
Damn, DJ.
Like, you couldn't-- you're a lyricist.
Like--like, you know what you're doing.
You could have made me a song,
let alone a [bleep], like, note card with two words.
Like, stupid as hell.
- I think my note, actually, was really good, though.
- Honestly, it was better than my note.
- What did I say again?
- At least it had a couple more sentences.
- I mean, he has more to explain.
I'm going back upstairs and start brainstorming now.
Damn it.
That was awkward as two grandparents kissing.
- Hey, it's us against the world.
- [sputters] - Wait. Wait, guys.
Wait. - ♪ Banana ♪
You guys should sing. - ♪ Banana ♪
- You guys should serenade us if it's real.
- You need to serenade the truth.
Good night.
- Wait, DJ, you have to do sexual poetry to the beat.
- No, I think Savannah has more to say than me.
- ♪ Savannah ♪
♪ Your name rhymes with banana ♪
- Damn, my [bleep] sucked.
- [laughs]
- I took my time with her [bleep].
[laughter]
- You want to know what mine said?
- ♪ Dude, chill ♪
I didn't even know they wrote those notes, but seeing them,
they're a little brief for me.
- I miss you when I'm with you. - Mm.
- It's like, because like, you know you're with someone
and you're like, damn, don't leave yet.
Like, you already miss them
because you know they're finna leave soon.
- ♪ I miss you ♪ [laughs]
♪ Even when I'm with you ♪
DJ.
[laughter]
- It was sad even when it's being sung.
[laughter]
- ♪ I get what I want ♪
♪ And you don't, but you try ♪
♪ Boys make noise... ♪
[cork pops] - [yelps]
- Good job.
- Thank you, ma'am. - You're welcome, ma'am.
- So I'm back in Buckhead, and the first person
I'm going to see is Parker's mom, Carol Ann.
I don't think she knows, like,
what actually went down at the lake.
But it's hard for me to like,
really tell her the God-honest truth
sometimes because it is her son.
But sometimes, I just really want to be like,
yeah, your son [bleep] sucks.
[laughing] He's terrible.
- Okay, so when you were at the lake house,
there wasn't any drama?
- They, like, really sucked.
I kind of just left.
But wait, have you talked to Parker?
- Yeah. - Does he know I'm here?
- Mm-mm. - Okay.
He really wants to be with Savannah.
- Well, hopefully they won't date very long.
And then you'll be with me.
You have to be my daughter. You have to be.
When they first met, you could tell
they really, really liked each other.
He'd say, Mom, this is the one.
This is the one.
But Parker and Katie are kind of toxic together.
They're like... [imitates explosion]
All the time, so...
- It just sucks, though, 'cause, like,
when I'm not with Parker,
like, I feel like I don't have y'all.
- That's not true.
- And I know you, like, you've always been a mom to me,
and you've helped me.
[tender music]
Like, I don't have my mom, which sucks.
Parker's mom really did help me
get past the death of my mom
and kind of was the motherly figure
in my life when I needed it most.
Sorry.
- Honey. - [sniffles]
- You'll always be one of my babies too.
You're so beautiful, and I just, you know,
I want you to really find happiness, you know?
Find somebody that really loves you.
Whether if it's Parker or not, I'll still be here.
- I know.
- You're going to make me cry. Stop.
- [laughs]
- Don't make me cry.
My eyelashes will come off. - [laughing] I know.
- Whenever you start crying,
one eyelash starts to, like, droop off,
and you can feel it starting to fall off, and you're like...
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
You're like, is my eyelash falling off?
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Bad girl, bad girl ♪
♪ Bad girl ♪
♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪
- Let's cheers to a fun, positive, game night.
- Let's do it.
- Whatever that is.
- Yeah, I wouldn't know.
- [bleep].
- Oh. - Heugh.
- I don't know what that was.
- It tastes like rubbing alcohol.
- So we're going to blindfold one person.
Once they're blindfolded,
we're going to write one word about them
and stick it on them.
When they take the blindfold off,
they have to guess who said what about them.
- Okay, I like that. Let's do it.
- Nowhere in P. Academy handbook
does it say anything about playing games.
Nobody gets laid on game night,
because there's only one winner, and that's me.
Everybody else is losers.
All right, just write the [bleep] down
what y'all think about me.
- Let's just start, let's just start, let's just start.
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
- All right, this is--this is-- yeah, there you go.
- Who the [bleep] said dust?
[laughter]
Let's start it right there.
You calling me dusty? - Dust.
[laughs]
- He didn't say dusty. He just said dust.
- I mean, everybody miss lotion day sometimes.
So what?
Ashy.
- I just want to get him some baby oil, you know?
[laughter]
- He be ashy as hell.
♪ ♪
- I'm not [bleep] weird.
Breast milk.
I already know who did that [bleep].
- It's a gift.
- Parker, that's only something me and you know.
Like, why would you put me out like that?
- I couldn't think of anything else.
I'm sorry. [laughter]
- It's hard to think about you, bro.
- I've known this special talent
that Pat has for years now.
- Wait, what's the story behind that answer?
- Milk comes out of my titty if I squeeze it.
[music slows down and stops]
- Are you serious? - Yes.
- Show us. Show me some.
- No, I'm not about to do it right now.
Yes, if I squeeze my left nipple,
there's milk coming out.
It actually tastes kind of good sometimes.
- You taste it? - Yeah.
- Are you a cow? Can I milk you?
- Milk comes out of your titty, I'm going home tonight.
- If I squeeze my left titty from right here,
you could catch it.
- Don't be embarrassed, brother.
It can go all the way to the wall.
Tss.
I caught it in my mouth once.
- I'll run to the nearest police station if I did it.
[laughter] - I don't want to play this.
- You don't wanna play this. - Why?
- Let's just fire Parker's ass up.
- I just look at him, the first word that come to mind.
[laughter]
- I mean, if I were going to write my sticky notes,
I would write like the nicest things, like great host.
You've been picking up after everybody.
You've been cooking great.
You make amazing sauce, like...
that's what I'd put.
[laughter]
Vagina.
Babe.
You're screwed, buddy.
[laughter]
See, this is the type of [bleep] that--
in love with two girls at the same time.
[dramatic music]
[bleep] - [laughs]
♪ ♪
- Okay. So who wrote in love with two girls at one time?
- [chuckles]
- Sorry, this one was Pat.
- Damn.
He said you're in love with two women at the same time.
- Appreciate it, Pat.
- It was a joke, bro. - Way to ruin a game.
- Such a [bleep] ass[bleep].
♪ ♪
- Why is she crying?
- She's crying? - She's bawling right now.
Why is she crying?
- Katie, I just miss her, bro.
- Are you still in love with her?
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Sorry, this one was Pat.
- He said you were in love with two women at the same time.
- I appreciate it, Pat.
- It was a joke, bro. - Way to ruin a game.
- It's not that big of a deal.
I'm sure there's been a billion people on this world
that's been in love with two women at the same time.
- Mentally exhausted.
I just want to move on to--
- It's a game. - Yeah, but not to her.
It's not cool.
- I can't write, Buddy, I love you.
Buddy, you're sweet. Buddy, you're the greatest.
I gotta disturb some [bleep] up sometimes and be like...
I've realized now after reading the sticky note
that says I'm in love with two girls,
I shouldn't have said it.
I don't know why I said it.
It's drama.
Once again, like, can I just get one night in this house
and we just have fun?
- Me and Parker just got into it
because he thinks that I shouldn't have said that
and that you guys were doing so good.
And I just started some [bleep].
I'm like dude, it's a [bleep] joke.
- But it's true.
- Savannah's pissed,
and now, I have to be Parker's bodyguard.
You and him finally are starting to, like,
be somewhat relaxed around each other.
- Yeah, somewhat.
- Yeah, and now he feels like
I put you guys back to square one.
- If I didn't already feel it was true,
I wouldn't have reacted like that,
and I'm trying to just keep my cool.
Do you feel like you and Parker, like,
have been having, like, a good day up until that point?
- Ever since Katie left, yes. I feel like me and Parker,
we've been, like, kissing, touching.
Just, like--our chemistry, it's like undeniable.
- And then I ruined it by a card?
- But you didn't ruin it because
what you said is something I was already insecure about.
It wasn't Pat.
Parker knows that
this is something I've been insecure about.
It's like her ghost is still haunting this lake house.
Like, she's gone, but she's still here in spirit.
- If you are going to take it seriously with Parker,
see where things go, then it's time.
It's like me, just, where you're like, hey,
I just wanted to know, why did you react like that?
Like, is there a truth to it?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[horn blaring]
- Hello?
- Hello.
- Adamo.
- Huh?
- Is this Adamo?
- Uh, Adamo is upstairs.
He's taking a nap.
He'll call you back in a second.
- Okay. Thank you.
- Who is this?
[line beeps]
Hello?
He hung up. Dude, I think that was Greg.
His boyfriend called him.
I'm glad Greg finally picked up the phone and called Adamo,
and then here we are.
Adamo is asleep and just missed the whole phone call.
That sucks. I feel bad for my boy.
♪ ♪
[laughter]
- You want talk to talk about that, [indistinct]?
Come on.
♪ ♪
It's mentally exhausting,
dealing with bull[bleep] every time.
It's like, enough.
Even with Katie gone,
me and Savannah are still having issues.
So maybe she wasn't the problem after all.
We obviously, we had such a good day today.
We really did.
And as soon as, like,
he wrote that card out to, like,
to get a rise out of us,
it obviously, like, started some [bleep].
- I feel like you've known that I've been
really insecure about that.
Like, you're still in love with Katie.
And, like, for someone to write that down,
it was kind of like a realization.
Like, okay, I'm not the only one who thinks this.
- But, too, though, you know Pat's relationship with Katie,
and he's like--
- But he knows Katie better than you, so why would
he write that if he knew that there was nothing--
- What he's trying to do is make light
of a [bleep] situation.
- But, like, I really thought
I was the only person thinking it,
and then he just put it into, like, real life.
Like someone else said it.
This is the very reason I've been mad at Parker
for the longest time, because if you're going
to be man enough to read it,
be man enough to give me reassurance.
- Listen to me,
Stop feeling some type of way, okay?
- No, my feelings are valid.
- You do know how much I care about you.
It's like-- - But I don't know if I do.
And these are my real feelings.
- I care about you, dude.
Stop.
[downbeat music]
- This is so...
[somber music]
- What do you want me to do?
I've said everything and done everything
you could possibly ask.
♪ ♪
- I just feel like I'm going through the same,
repetitive pattern over and over and over again,
and there's no moving forward from this.
- They're going to fire up. - What the [bleep]?
- I'm telling her words, and they're going in one ear
and out the other.
- Is she crying? - No, she's not crying.
- Sav, it's just us two.
I mean, it's not even Parker's fault this time,
but what girl wants to hear that the guy that they love
is also in love with another girl from his past?
All I could do is to be there for Savannah.
- It was partly my fault, but you just--
kind of you [bleep] started the whole [bleep] thing,
so I really do appreciate it.
- You okay? - [sniffling]
- Dude.
- All right, so what is she doing in there?
- I don't know.
I just had to talk to her about, in circles--
- About the same thing?
- About same thing, over and over and over.
- Do you want a minute?
- [sobbing] Don't want to be on camera.
- Parker?
Where's Parker? [Savannah crying]
Parker, why is she crying?
- She's crying?
- She's bawling right now.
Why is she crying?
- [sniffling, crying]
[tense music]
[Savannah crying, sniffling]
- Parker, why is she crying?
- She's crying?
- She's bawling right now.
- I'm convinced that Savannah just wants to stay pissed.
I mean, she, obviously, still has a lot on her mind,
and at this point, I'm exhausted.
- Next question.
Oh, my God.
How did that happen?
- I don't know.
No, don't go in there.
- [chuckles] I can't handle this [bleep].
- [laughs] Parker's like, I don't know, not anymore.
- I'm [bleep] done. I think Juju is the same.
[soft dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Come, baby. - Come over here.
- Savvy.
- You can close the door.
Here, you want to sit in bed?
- Give me love.
I love you.
At this point, I am beyond upset.
It takes a lot for me to be super vulnerable with guys.
A couple years ago,
my ex of seven years passed away,
so it's just, like, really hard
because if he didn't pass,
I probably would have married him, honestly.
It was my first love.
So I've had, like, a serious wall up
and haven't really been able to, like,
emotionally connect with any guy since.
And Parker was the first guy I let my guard down with.
And like, after everything I've been through,
it's just so hard to trust someone again.
When he says, like--begs me to come to the lake, like,
I really thought he was just like trying to change [bleep].
And then like, whenever he's in a doghouse
with someone, that's where he puts his focus and attention.
- Mm-hmm. - Don't say the point of like,
how else is he gonna get me back when you're not actually
trying to get me back. [door opens]
Do you need help?
- Why?
- 'Cause I'm talking to my friends.
- Are you crying?
- No, just get out.
- Would you just let her-- dude, the hover--
- Why are you laughing?
- I'm not laughing. - Get out. Just get out.
- I've listened to you for an hour.
- Go make the Reuben.
- Get out.
- Make the Reubens. I'm hungry.
Can you make the Reubens?
Extra cheese.
- No, you're not getting a Reuben.
- [laughs] Shut the [bleep] up.
- It's messed up that he just came in here,
saw me crying, and had the, like,
the nerve to just, like, laugh as he was exiting.
- Dude, he's doing damage control right now,
and he's trying to make light of it,
so you seem like you're being dramatic, okay?
- "Really? Oh, my God, you're crying? Like--"
- Parker hates being called out for his [bleep],
and the fact that
Parker's best friend wrote that on the note,
that's not a good look to your girl over here.
I mean, if Parker at this point
doesn't want to be with Katie,
handle your situation with Savannah.
- Who you making them Reubens for?
- Sauerkraut sandwiches again.
Nobody eating sauerkraut sandwiches at 1:00 a.m.
Not me.
Get my chicken nuggets and barbecue sauce.
I don't know what a Reuben is. I eat chicken wings.
And when I hear Reuben, I'll think of, you know,
a fat Black guy running down the street or something.
[laughter]
[crickets chirping]
[mellow music]
[guitar strums]
- ♪ Juju ♪
- Yes?
- Your name rhymes with poo-poo.
[laughter]
- You know I was really about to feel that, and then--
- You love that word poo-poo, for some reason.
- I'm so generic.
- Just give him a hug, please.
For me. Go give him a hug.
- Okay, come on.
- Huh? - He can come over here.
- Regardless if she forgave him or not,
I just want to take the heat off my back.
So I'm trying to get Savannah to give Parker a hug,
just so we can squash the beef
and just have a good rest of the night.
Parker, come here.
- No, you can't tell him what to do.
- No, he's scared, dude.
- He's scared of what?
What is he scared of? - Come here, buddy.
- What's he scared of? - Come give her a hug.
She wants you to come give her a hug.
- That's, actually, I literally was
walking over there to do that. - Yeah.
Come give her a hug.
- Quit being a [bleep].
Go give her a hug.
- Just love on each other.
Cut the [bleep], please.
That's it.
- Come on.
I will say this. Savannah is a sweet girl.
But damn, is she stubborn as hell.
- Huh? - What?
- Think what? - What?
- You wanna [bleep]?
- I didn't say I want to eat your [bleep].
[laughs] I said you're a jackass.
- [laughing] Oh, my God.
What the hell is going on in this kitchen?
This night's getting better and better.
Walked into some eating-[bleep].
I love this.
That's something you can tell her, not me.
I just feel weird at this point.
- All right.
I say we all take those shots right now.
- Adamo is really lucky.
He slept through all of this drama.
Like, he doesn't even know what he woke up to
and what he just missed.
- All right. - That's it.
Was there hugging? And-- - You're welcome.
- Why are you-- - You're welcome.
Eww. - Dude, you have a boner.
Oh, my God, I feel uncomfortable now.
- Ew, put it away.
- No, I don't. - He has a--
- No, I don't. - Put it away!
- Ain't no way it's longer than I don't know, four inches,
but I'm not expecting much from someone
that's almost five feet.
- Bruh, I don't want to take a shot with this guy.
Here's weird.
- How did I get a boner that drunk?
I usually can't get [bleep] up.
- Can we not talk about that?
- You may not want to talk about it, but he does.
- Who?
- Ah, Petey. - [chuckling] Okay.
[laughter] - Yo, you almost--
- DJ, your dad's on the phone.
- Yo. - What's going on, man?
What y'all doing?
Yeah, there's a girl here I kinda like,
so maybe I can kinda, like, put that into a song as well.
- Parker basically just said, like,
him being with me was a mistake and that he loved Savannah.
- That is so mean. - I know.
- ♪ I said baby girl, you work it ♪
♪ I said baby girl, you work it ♪
♪ Girl, you're worth it ♪
♪ I think you're doing it on purpose ♪
♪ Hey ♪
[hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- Waking up this morning,
the only thing I can think about is
getting out of this lake house tomorrow in one piece.
Every time we did anything,
there was some type of drama that happened,
and I was somehow always involved.
- [sighs]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Oh, na, na, na, na ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na ♪ - ♪ Na, na, na ♪
- My God.
Every time I come home, it's disgusting.
♪ ♪
Okay, this is toilet bowl cleaner,
but this is basically a damn toilet,
so I'm sorry, y'all, I'm for real about to gag.
[retches] Okay.
I couldn't find any dish soap,
so I just found toilet bowl cleaner and just...
[phone ringing]
Hello.
- Hey, beautiful. How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?
What's been up? - Hey.
- That would be fun.
Wait, do we even have golf clubs?
I know you do.
- Yes, yes.
[laughter]
- I love her.
- I'm so excited.
Okay, talk to you soon. Love you.
- All right, love you.
- Bye. - Bye.
You know what? Everyone is at the lake.
I'ma go golf.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[phone ringing]
♪ ♪
- Hello. - This Daryl, DJ's dad.
- Hey, Daryl. What's up, brother?
DJ, your dad is on the phone.
- Yo. - What's going on, man?
What y'all doing?
[all cheering]
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah!
all: Cheers.
[overlapping chatter]
- I hear a lot of voices in the background.
Sounds like y'all partying up there.
- No, we're not partying. [laughter]
- You can at least be productive
and write down some lyrics, you know, while you're there.
- My dad always talks to me about, like,
the work ethic, and it's like,
if I don't meet that level of standard,
it's kind of like a [bleep] failure.
- Have you figured out exactly what you want to do?
Where you see yourself in a year?
- I want to be a songwriter.
I want to do what you did, so... - Okay.
When was the last time you wrote something?
You know what I'm saying?
You have talent, and you talk about it,
but I don't see any results.
Talk is cheap.
Gotta work, man.
- Yeah, there's a girl here I kind of like,
so maybe I can kind of, like, put that into a song as well.
- I should be busting my ass on music
like my dad told me to do,
but I get distracted by the same [bleep] I always do.
- I miss you, even when I'm with you?
- Is this a Drake lyric?
- I mean, technically, poetry is like music.
It's like, are some better than others?
Absolutely.
But it still comes from here,
and that's what the potential of poetry is.
All right, I'm going to let you guys go.
- All right. All right, work hard, man.
I love you. Talk to you later.
- All right, I love you. Bye.
- Bye-bye.
[upbeat music]
- So you're headed back to Atlanta today?
- Yeah, I'm heading back to Buckhead.
- I need to leave today too.
I'm going home early
because I'm going to have dinner with Greg
because I got to find out, like, what is going on.
What are we? What is going on?
Like, did I scare you yet?
- I'm actually really proud of you.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
- And I appreciate all the support from all the boys.
- Dude, we got you.
- That, to me, means the most. - Always.
We're going to go fishing, if you want to come down there.
- ♪ Do it, do it, do it ♪
♪ Girl, you're speaking Spanish fluent, girl ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Turn it up, turn around ♪
- Right here.
♪ ♪
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, that's a big one.
- What?
- All right, I'm on a roll.
- Parker, thank you for having us again.
- Thank y'all for coming.
- All right, brother. - Y'all be good.
Catch some fish.
- All right, girls. - Ugh.
- Love you guys.
- This trip was a complete disaster.
No, I'm playing. [laughs]
As much as I love everyone here,
they don't understand what it's like for me,
and all I want to do is talk to Greg.
All right, girls, y'all be good.
Have a good night. - Drive safe.
- Love you, babe. - Be safe.
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do, which means do everything.
♪ ♪
- Look at you, girl. - [giggles]
It's my twin!
- I don't know about golfing and I'm not very good at it,
but at least I look cute.
Right?
You're about to smoke me.
- No, I'm not. - You are.
- I'm going to turn you into a professional golfer, Katie.
- Turn me into the housewife I'm destined to be, okay?
[laughter] - Okay, hit the golf ball.
I want to see how you do. - [laughs] Okay.
- Oh, Jesus.
Okay, close your club.
Swing through. Don't take your eye off the ball at all.
- All right, we're done.
I had no idea what I'm doing, but I'm just going to--
swing. [laughs]
- Please hit it.
I'll be so impressed. - I know.
- Swing all the way back to you and all the way through.
Swing all the way through.
- In the name of Carol Ann, please let me hit this ball.
[laughter]
- Almost. At least you hit it.
- Water break.
I wonder how long we're gonna last out here.
- Cheers. - Ten more minutes?
Five more minutes?
- I would say you and I in the heat, is just--
so I've just been thinking a lot about my time
at the lake house.
I mean, I definitely cried just because
it was definitely difficult, you know,
seeing Parker with another girl,
'cause you know how much he means to me.
Parker basically just said, like,
him being with me was a mistake and that he loves Savannah.
- That is so mean. - I know.
You know, maybe I'm throwing Parker a little bit
under the bus, but at least it's true.
- What do you think is drawing Parker to her?
Like, away from you?
Like, what does she have that you don't?
- I think that we're just complete opposites,
and I think that he's trying to find someone else
who's not like me at all.
- Very awkward, but you survived it.
I'm proud of you. - I know. Thank you. I love you.
- You're very strong. Okay, hit another golf ball.
- Okay.
Can we be done after this?
- Yes.
Don't take your eye off the ball
and swing all the way through.
Good job!
- Wait, that was actually good!
- See? I told you.
I knew you could do it.
- That was actually good. - Oh, my God.
I'm such a good teacher.
- You are.
- I was camping. - Uh-huh.
- We had lots of [bleep] to drink.
- So that's why you weren't answering my phone calls.
- I have, like, eight missed calls from you.
- But you know, I really do like you,
and you know I don't--
- So it was a bit hurtful
when I just didn't answer the phone.
- It was, and it made me sad,
and I felt like I did something wrong.
[mellow music]
♪ ♪
- What are you doing?
- Staying hydrated. [laughter]
What do you think I'm doing?
- Chelsea put dish soap in the dishwasher.
- Oh.
Chelsea is a sweetheart.
I don't know, she's lost in the sauce a little bit,
but, you know, don't let her do your dishes.
[door creaking] Wow.
- She made a mess.
Chels.
- Yeah?
- I'm going to yell at her for doing the dishes?
Hey, Chelsea.
- Wow. - What?
- Thank you for doing the dishes.
- Of course.
- But...
- [laughs] - [gasps]
- I think you may have put
the dish soap, not the dishwasher soap.
- [laughing] I'm so sorry.
No, I used the dishwashing soap in it,
but I left excess soap on some of the dishes, probably.
- I don't think so, 'cause it is everywhere.
[laughter]
I'm just letting you know, like, for future reference like--
- You're complaining they're too clean?
I mean, at this point, cry me a river.
♪ ♪
[laughs]
- Look at the-- [laughter]
- I love you guys.
- All right, love you too.
- ♪ Gotta roll with the flow ♪
♪ Like you sittin' on chrome ♪
♪ Sitting in my zone with a crown and a throne ♪
♪ Tiger on a chain, game in my chromosome ♪
♪ Hustle up, bye blood ♪
♪ That is blood from a stone ♪
[indistinct chatter]
- Greg.
- Adamo. How are you doing?
- I'm good. - Good to see you.
- I missed you.
- It's been a long time.
- It has.
It's been so long.
- Did you have fun?
- Yeah.
[soft quirky music]
- So I got this tequila drink that they make,
which is one of their signatures.
It's good.
♪ ♪
[chuckles] That's a no.
- But you want to start off with a shot?
Cheers?
- Sure.
- Me and Greg have a lot to talk about.
I want to know why he was so hard to get in touch with.
Like, I need some answers.
- You just spent like ten days getting drunk on the lake.
- Oh, yeah.
- So when I was camping... - Uh-huh.
- We had lots of [bleep] to drink.
- So that's why you weren't answering my phone calls.
- I have, like, eight missed calls from you.
- But you know I really do like you, and you know I don't--
- So it was a bit hurtful
when I just didn't answer the phone.
- It was, and it made me sad,
and I felt like I did something wrong.
- I had no idea, and I was just doing my thing.
So I apologize.
- I really like that Greg is more mature,
and he's just--he actually wants to get to know me--
mind, soul, interests.
I think that's so dope.
And you know what?
I also, while I was up at the lake house,
you know, it's up near my mom,
I also went and sat down and ate lunch with her.
I was like, Mom, I got something to tell you.
Yeah, I chickened out, pussied out, dude.
♪ ♪
- Your mom is not going to push you away.
Your mom knows you better than anyone does.
She probably already knows.
But if she doesn't, she's going to love her little boy.
- Right.
I always have a blast with Greg.
Even though we are so polar opposites,
he's a good balance, and I love that.
- I like you a lot. You're an amazing guy.
Whether we date or not, doesn't matter.
You're still a fricking amazing guy.
- Do you see us dating?
- I see us going on more dates.
- I don't think that's good enough for me.
I need a ring, Greg.
And I need to see you on one knee.
- How about both knees?
- [laughs]
You're nasty.
I like that I can joke with you.
And I like, you know,
anything I say, you take it with a grain of salt.
One thing's for sure and two thing's for certain, baby,
it cannot be two Beyoncés.
It's never been two Beyoncés. It's one Beyoncé.
Thanks for having me.
- Yeah, it's always fun.
- It's only right that I would be with
someone that is leveled,
'cause, like, bitch, I'm [bleep] crazy.
Greg is, like, the first person I've ever
talked to in a serious way,
and this is just really pushing me
to want to come out to my mom.
♪ ♪
[laughs] - Let's go.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- [gasps] Babe, oh, my God.
Everyone is just so lovey right now.
Can you chill?
Like, I don't even have that in my life.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- Hm?
- We gotta go somewhere cool, though.
I've been trying to figure out places.
- Mm-hmm.
- Maybe you got some cool ideas too.
Just let me know.
I'm obviously--
- Yeah.
- DJ is, like, a very loyal, solid guy.
Like, he really has the potential
to be like the perfect boyfriend.
But it's hard to know what he's taking seriously,
and, like, how he wants to move sometimes.
♪ ♪
- I want to make, like, a dessert or something.
Let's do s'mores.
♪ ♪
[chuckling] - Damn.
- Oh, that's lit.
- We have s'mores.
♪ ♪
[music stops]
[laughter]
[quirky music]
♪ ♪
[laughter] Dude, where's that from?
What? - I can't touch that.
- What? - It's not my job for that.
- Wait, what is that from? - What is it?
- I don't want to touch that.
- Whoever--like whoever has been doing [bleep] on the couch--
- Ew, that's so gross.
Like, everyone thinks it's me and Parker,
but I promise you it's not.
- Did I just sit on that?
- No, you didn't sit on it. It's like you sat next to it.
- And that was what was funny?
- I just saw it--
- Just--it's a [bleep], like-- take care of it.
I don't know what you want me to do.
That's disgusting, DJ.
- [shudders]
Whoever did it... [claps]
It's not mine.
- No, it's for them-- [laughter]
Dude, whoever did this is [bleep] up.
Like, nice joke.
- Katie, like, leaving, I don't know what it is,
but I just miss her, bro.
- I know it brings back the memories,
but is it deeper than that?
Like, are you still-- do you love her, or--
- It comes down to--
- Do you love her, or are you still in love with her?
[dramatic music]
- Dude.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- We do have a really early morning
because we have to get out of this house
because the cleaning ladies are coming in.
So I think it's best that like, we all go to bed, like, now
and, like, get, like, a fresh start tomorrow.
- Okay. - Cool.
- Okay. - Mwah.
- Good night, dog.
♪ ♪
- Kay. - [laughs]
- Mwah. I love you.
- That was on the lips. - No, it wasn't.
- How do you feel?
- Exhausted.
- Do you feel it was a little bit better today?
- I mean, that thing from the other night
is still bugging me.
- The comment that you and Juju made?
- Yeah, it's like...
[sighs] I just feel bad.
But it's okay.
Who's more likely to get flown out for money?
- You're so [bleep] annoying, Parker.
- I hate that.
She's hurt, but it's her. - I know.
No, no, that's fine. I totally understand.
You definitely need
to have a talk with her when you get back.
- What's your plan with Katie when you get back to Buckhead?
- I don't know.
I really don't know.
♪ ♪
Katie and I obviously didn't leave off on the best terms,
so it's like when I get back, I want to make things right.
I don't know how I'm going to do it, but I want to.
♪ ♪
- I'm going to go out on the dock
and chill before we all leave.
- I'll meet you down there. - All right.
♪ ♪
[sniffs]
- Ah.
- I got some new friends.
- [sighs]
What's up, dude?
- What's up, brother?
- I haven't said this to anybody yet,
but it's like, obviously, I've looked like
I've been enjoying myself, and I've been doing my best to,
but it's like, Katie, like, leaving,
I don't know what it is, but I just miss her, bro.
- No, it's not. Not Katie.
- Too much has happened. There was no fixing it.
- I don't know.
There is so much history, and it's like her being gone
and her energy, like, just everything about her,
like the way she is, how funny she is...
- Yeah.
- I can't just,
like, pretend I don't have feelings.
And I think her coming up to this lake house
and me being in a place where we both fell in love
and spent so much time together,
like, intimate time together,
it's hard.
It's definitely hard.
- But it seems a lot deeper than the house.
I think you're using the house as like a--
I know it brings back the memories,
but is it deeper than that?
Like, are you still-- do you love her?
- If it comes down to seeing like--
- Do you love her, or are you still in love with her?
- She--
it all just messes me up.
I mean, there's no easy way around it.
I didn't really want to make a scene whenever
Katie was leaving because I didn't want to upset Savannah,
but when I saw her leave, bro,
like, it took everything in me not to chase her.
- You want to chase her, grab her hand, and say, come here,
it's okay, it's me, I miss you.
- Exactly. - I love you.
- Dude.
I love her, bro.
- I knew it.
- It just, it hurts.
♪ ♪
- All right, guys, cars are here.
- We survived the lake house. I am tired of y'all though.
So let's go. Let's get out of here.
- All right.
- It's nice to formally meet you.
I brought you wine.
- Did anything happen with DJ?
- I haven't heard from him, so. - Yeah.
- Bethania wants me to put in more effort.
- You should hit her up. - Let's see.
So I'm trying to do things I normally wouldn't do.
- This is so sweet. - [indistinct].
- Katie just got here.
- Oh, my goodness.
- You love Katie.
- God, you're [bleep] with my [bleep].
- I don't want to do this anymore.
- Baby!
- Why do you think you're going to embarrass me?
- [sniffles] Um...
- Made in Georgia.