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Hey.
So, um, I've been stuck inside like all of you for the last couple of weeks.
I'm going a little crazy,
so I thought I'd, uh…
do a little song like I used to in one of these videos.
I hope you like it.
Here it is.
Trying to make popcorn.
So, um, I've been filming things for,
like, a month now,
and I don't really have anything that's even kinda close to usable yet.
So I'm just hoping I can write
or film something soon that's usable,
or I'm gonna just stop
and play PlayStation.
Is this fucking doing anything?
Is this looking cool or just fucking stupid?
Is this fucking stupid or fucking--
Auto… …6,400.
1,600.
Now it's at 5,000.
Welcome to Legends, Jim Carrey.
I'm a stupid little bitch!
That, left.
Left is off.
-Why do I wear jeans?
I wear jeans because jeans don't watch the news.
Jeans don't read Twitter.
Jeans are just jeans.
So if you're tired of the bullshit…
-…the politics…
-…the constant arguing…
…buy some jeans and find out why jeans…
…are jeans.
I wanna know when Dippin' Dots is going to condemn child sex trafficking.
You know what, boys and girls?
I think we need to say hi to our friend Socko.
Hey, Socko.
Where have you been, Socko?
If your least favorite word is "moist" and you tell people that,
I hate you, and I'm sor…
Every person that says that, that they hate the word "moist,"
they think they're the first person to--
they think that that's a novel idea.
Everyone hates "moist."
It's unoriginal and it's stupid,
and stop saying that like it's interesting.
My least favorite word, by the way, is "injustice."
Hey, baby, uh, it's me.
Um… our anniversary is coming up, it's a pretty big one,
and, um…
I wrote a song for you.
So I'm just leaving you this voicemail because, um…
I want the song to begin with this voicemail.
Like, I want the voicemail to play in the beginning of it.
So if you could just download this voicemail when you get it
and then text it to me.
Uh… you might need to, like, download another app to download the…
I don't know if you can rip your voicemail right off your phone?
You might need to, like…
just Google it.
Don't call me and ask me 'cause I know what you're gonna do.
You're gonna get this and you're gonna just think you just can't do it
and you're gonna call me, but then I'm just gonna Google it.
So just you Google it. You're an adult, you can figure it out.
Um… so just figure it out and text me the voicemail immediately
if you wouldn't mind, like right when you get this.
Thank you. Uh, I love you.
Bye.
What?
Fuck!
I used to perform comedy on a stage,
um, in front of people, living humans.
And I would try to be funny,
and then the audience would sometimes laugh,
and that was really helpful because I would hear their laughter,
and that would let me know that what I was doing was funny to them.
Um…
As opposed to now,
where I'll try to be funny,
like, um…
Ooh, hoo-woo!
And then…
You see what I'm saying?
Well, that's true.
-Ay!
Okay, so…
Oh, whoops.
-Shit!
This is fucking so cool.
My God, what a cool thing to do, make this fucking stupid--
What is up? Welcome back to another episode of the podcast.
I am your host, Bo Burnham,
joined in studio as always by my co-host, Bo Burnham.
What up, what up, what up?
And we are two comedians
who are talking shit no filter, not giving a fuck what anybody thinks.
-Not a fuck. -And, yeah, not apologizing for it.
-Apologizing, yeah. -We might say some crazy shit.
-Yeah, let's do it. -Um…
PC culture, man, it's--
-It's fucking exhausting, bro. -Right, it's fucking out of control.
It's just, our culture has been taken over…
-Taken over. -…by a radical group
-of SJW feminist freaks… -Feminist-- yeah.
-…who hate comedians… -They hate us.
-…who are anti-comedy and anti-joke. -They fear us. Totally.
And it's gotten to the point where you can't say anything.
-No, 100%. -Literally, you cannot say anything.
-Literally. -I will try to say something right now.
-Yeah. -Watch.
-Yeah, and he is trying. -And it's unbelievable because…
-It's fucking… -We've fallen so far from…
-…the heyday of comedy. -So depressing, dude,
…when Tony the Pancake was headlining The Comedy Store.
Or Salami Williams.
-On a Tuesday night he'd be crushing. -Oh, they'd just fucking murder.
-Just destroying in that room. -Just fucking absolute--
-Just crushing, you know. -Murdering, dude.
And it sucks because these people, they don't understand comedy.
-Of course not. -Okay, we're joking.
-It is not that serious, guys. -They're jokes, okay?
We're joking around.
And also, we as comedians are philosophers.
-Yes, dude. -Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor.
-We hold up a mirror or a… -…history-changing cultural figures…
and you need to recognize that, all right?
-Comedy is an art form, right? -Yeah, of course it is. We're artists.
It's an art form, and it's important because it's one of the only art forms
that is not…
-Gay. -No.
-Er, no. Right. -We can't say that, but, um…
-Yeah. Yeah, gay. -Yeah. 'Cause…
-Now they're gonna come after us, right? -Right.
-We're gonna get "canceled." -"You homophobes!"
We're not being homophobic when we say that.
"Gay" just means gay.
If another word meant "gay"
that wasn't gay, we'd use that, but there isn't one.
But there isn't, so it's gay.
But, yeah, so it's really just a war on comedy that I realized--
I was having a conversation with my sparring partner.
Nice.
And I realized that the war on comedy is really--
Come on, Jeff, get 'em!
Blue reflector, different color back wall.
That's good for something. That's good.
Now we're fuckin' talking.
Ooh, yeah.
Oh, my…
Oh.
I get a lot of questions from young people.
They'll say, "How can I create content that will cut through the noise?"
And I tell them,
"Be yourself."
Okay? Because the landscape is so competitive.
There are so many people with so many different skills.
The only thing you really have to offer at the end of the day is yourself,
so offer yourself by being yourself.
Um, and if that doesn't work, then be somebody else, because…
you may suck.
Who you are on a fundamental, sort of unchangeable level
may just be uninteresting and unwatchable and useless.
So if you're that, be somebody else for sure.
And then if that doesn't work, then go like this.
Ooh, hoo-woo-woo-woo!
When I was 16 years old,
I started posting videos on YouTube.
Uh, and this was 2006, and YouTube was very new at the time.
And I posted videos of me performing songs
that I thought were funny that I had written.
And I performed these songs in my childhood bedroom,
which was my bedroom at the time because I was a child.
And, yeah, in hindsight it just seems absolutely insane
and invasive and strange,
but it didn't feel like that at the time.
It felt exciting.
And soon after I posted…
Hi, gang.
…my first couple of videos, they went viral.
Basically within a year of that,
I started to perform comedy professionally.
And I continued doing that until the age of 25, when I stopped.
But, yeah, so since I…
started so young,
basically every…
shitty joke, every sort of misstep is…
is, um…
There's a lot of material that I'm just really embarrassed by
and makes me cringe for a lot of reasons, and, um…
just edgy, stupid.
Yeah, it doesn't…
hold up, and… I don't know.
I just, I often wish that I could just,
you know, start over and without all the…
But I also know that if I didn't have that early material,
I wouldn't be where I am today
or where I was before I locked myself
in this room and lost my mind.
Fuck you, dude, fuck you, all right?
Look at me.
Fuck you. Fuck you!
Oh, give it to me.
Fuck.
Damn it!
It's really horr-- it's…
It's very upsetting that…
the future is in front of now.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, that we have to keep living from now onward.
I am a weird-looking dude.
I got that scar, uh, coming out of my mother.
You're supposed to see the top of your head
when you come out of your mother's, uh, pussy.
But you saw my face. I came out face-first.
Pah! Ohhh!
So it's been many, many months now
of working on this fucking thing every single day,
which is, you know, a little longer than I thought it was gonna be when I started.
But, um,
you know, most days I feel pretty good.
You know, it feels like it's-- I'm staying busy, and, um,
it's been fun.
And then other days, like today,
I just feel like I'm completely spinning my wheels and wasting my time.
And I'm just-- I've now committed myself to never finishing this thing
and just being in this room until I fuckin'…
But if you're watching this, that means I did finish.
So that's really, really good.
Or it means that they found my body
and that this footage was just sort of with my body.
-One, two, yeah.
How we feeling out there tonight?
Yeah, I am not feeling good.
Fuck me, man.
Jesus.
What's up, Insiders? Welcome back to another video.
So today we're gonna be learning how to make
the perfect peanut butter sandwich.
I've been eating these things for basically every meal
for the last six months, so let's get started.
First, grab a plate.
I'm using a paper plate.
I know they're bad for the environment,
but I'd rather put a gun in my mouth than do another dish.
Next up, the bread.
I ran out of the good pieces of bread, so I have to use those weird end pieces.
Not ideal, but we'll make it work.
Next up, grab your peanut butter.
I don't currently have the top to my peanut butter
'cause I'm using it as an ashtray.
Now that you got your peanut butter, grab a utensil and start spreadin'.
I'm using a plastic fork because, like I said,
I refuse to do dishes ever again in my fucking life
and I ran outta plastic knives.
I know some of you in the comment section will complain about me using plastic,
but I bet you wouldn't say that shit to my face in real life.
If this shit ever ends and we go outside again,
I dare you to step up to me in the street.
Try me, try me!
Step up, you fucking pussies! You think I'm fuckin' arou--
And there you have it, the perfect peanut butter sandwich.
-Yeah.
Dude, that's what I'm talking about, broseph.
Okay.
Welcome to the Internet.
Do you know what I'm saying, dude?
Do you know what I'm saying?
Welcome to the…
Okay.
Welcome to the Internet!
-Fuck!
That was pretty good.
One.
Oh, shit!
Hello, everybody, and welcome to The Dump,
your online resource for all things
in the world of pop culture and entertainment.
My name is Bo Burnham.
I am an associate editorial cultural contributor here at The Dump,
but enough about me.
Today we are absolutely thrilled
to be joined by the creative team behind Inside.
I am joined via Internet by director Bo Burnham,
writer Bo Burnham,
editor Bo Burnham,
cinematographer Bo Burnham,
composer Bo Burnham,
producer Bo Burnham,
hair and makeup artist Bo Burnham.
And, of course, last but not least, star Bo Burnham.
Gentlemen, thank you for joining me.
-Thanks for having us. -My kids are in the background.
-Shut up! -So my first question is for anybody.
Anyone can jump in on this.
Um, what attracted you to this project?
…was timely in its timelessness.
My dick was hard from reading…
-You're a genius. You're a genius… -Bo's a genius.
…you know, pushing the f-stop.
Great, and my next question, and this is, again, this is for anyone.
Anyone can jump in on this.
There have been a lot of discussions in our industry
about the need to diversify both those in front of the camera
and those behind the camera.
And, frankly, I'm looking out at this group
and I'm not seeing a single woman or person of color.
And I just, I wonder if anyone wants to address that.
I'll take this one.
Yeah, so first of all, thank you for asking this question.
Um, if you hadn't asked this question, I was gonna ask you to ask this question
because it's so important, so thank you.
Um…
Unfortunately, there are systems of power in place that need to be dismantled, okay?
And these systems have been
mantled for too long, and it's on all of us to do better.
And we could and would and should have done better.
And we am, and have, and shall continue to have done, and did, and do.
Our doing isn't done and our done-ing isn't did, okay, so know that.
-Um… -It's well said, really well said.
Um, and final question again for everyone is, uh,
what's next for you guys?
I'm Bo Burnham for The Dump.
Thank you for watching.
We are living in a golden age of content. Good evening, everyone.
My name is Bo Burnham.
I am a lifelong content creator,
and I am absolutely thrilled to be speaking with you tonight
about the current state of our industry,
where we are, where we've been, and most importantly, where we are headed.
-Now, I look at this room and I see… -All of us in this room…
…the titans of the content industrial complex.
-I see Jeff Bezos, Jack Dorsey. -…a self-sustaining system…
I see Mark Zuckerberg, that bug-eyed salamander…
-This is the lifeblood of our industry.
-This ever-changing public discourse… -…a lot of future CEOs…
…this eternal conversation born anew at every moment, happening everywhere,
across all platforms, between all users,
-this feeling… -…digital content management…
…this steady, formless feeling that hangs over everything,
-this untamable, aimless urgency…
…this sense that all of this is going to burst at any moment,
it just has to, it can't sustain like this,
not with this much speed, not with this much force.
The fear of what will happen when it ends, when it hits the brick wall.
And the other fear, the deeper fear, the unspeakable fear
of never hitting the wall,
of this feeling never ending…
never slowing down, but rising forever,
like a Shepard's tone,
an endless and pointless climb
towards a terrible and dense nothing.
Oh, fuckin'…
Why do I wear jeans? I wear jeans…
From the myopic lens of your own self-actualization.
This isn't about--
So, um, just a little update.
Uh…
Time is still…
you know, passing.
This fuckin'…
I don't know what went wrong.
It's beat me down.
I feel…
I'm done being sad.
Oh, my phone makes me sad, ooh!
Who cares?
Um…
I've lost.
Hi.
So…
uh…
thank you for your patience.
Um…
I've decided that I'm going to stop doing this
because I've been trying to finish this special for many months now.
I keep thinking that I'm done.
I'll write an ending and I'll film an ending,
and then I'll edit it and I'll watch it,
and then I'll feel like I'm not done and I have to do something else.
And…
I think it's partly because I…
the thing that I'm writing about is an ending,
so it's hard to end whatever this is.
I'm just-- I feel like I'm waiting for some big idea
that's gonna tie it all together and make sense of it and satisfy me.
But, uh…
I don't think that's gonna happen.
And the more I wait for it, the more shitty I feel and look.
So, yeah…
Um…
When this started, I…
You know, I don't even know what I…
Um… yeah, so I decide…
I realized that the only way this thing is going to stop
is if I stop doing it, so I'm gonna stop.
And…
all right, goodbye. Thank you.
Shit.
Hi, um, so I'm gonna do one more song.
Uh… I know the last song seemed like it should have been the last song,
but this is actually the last song.
I just wanna say thank you for watching if you watched this.
I appreciate it.
I really do.
And, um… thank you, yeah.
I hope you enjoyed it.
Um, this is a song about a chicken.
Hello, I'm Bo Burnham,
president of Inside Studios and adult man in a baseball hat.
We here at Inside Studios have built a global fan base
through the unique brand of our storytelling.
And tonight I am absolutely thrilled to announce our biggest endeavor yet,
the Inside Cinematic Universe.
The ICU will be an interconnected series of films
further exploring the beloved characters and themes established by Inside,
the film you are currently watching.
So to the fans, I want to say thank you.
Thank you for your support.
You are why we do it, and we love you.
And we are just getting started.
Uh, wait a minute.