1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:09,801 Hey. 4 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:16,600 So, um, I've been stuck inside like all of you for the last couple of weeks. 5 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,852 I'm going a little crazy, 6 00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:21,063 so I thought I'd, uh… 7 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:26,068 do a little song like I used to in one of these videos. 8 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:28,195 I hope you like it. 9 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:30,989 Here it is. 10 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:35,744 [playing simple song intro] 11 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:42,167 ♪ Trying to be funny And stuck in a room ♪ 12 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:47,005 ♪ There isn't much else To say about it ♪ 13 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:51,009 ♪ Can one be funny When stuck in a room ♪ 14 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:56,098 ♪ Being in, trying to get Something out of it? ♪ 15 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:59,184 ♪ Try making faces ♪ 16 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:00,769 ♪ Try telling jokes ♪ 17 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:03,647 ♪ Making little sounds ♪ 18 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:04,773 [blows raspberry] 19 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:06,108 [stops playing] 20 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:10,112 [sighs] 21 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,200 [guttural chant droning] 22 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:28,005 ♪ Jeffrey ♪ 23 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:36,722 ♪ Jeffrey ♪ 24 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:44,354 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 25 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:51,278 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 26 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,741 ♪ Jeffrey ♪ 27 00:01:55,824 --> 00:02:02,789 ♪ Bezos ♪ 28 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:04,750 ♪ Jeffrey ♪ 29 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,126 ♪ Be… ♪ 30 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:12,508 ♪ …zos ♪ 31 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:23,101 ♪ Jeff ♪ 32 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:25,187 ♪ Be… ♪ 33 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:31,652 ♪ …zos ♪ 34 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,278 [synthesized drumbeats playing] 35 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:47,417 ♪ Wake up every morning At a quarter to 10:00 ♪ 36 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:51,046 ♪ Like, "Am I dying? Is this real? Oh, right, it's this again" ♪ 37 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:54,383 ♪ I'm awoken by my daughter As she jumps in my bed ♪ 38 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:57,678 ♪ I'm only kidding I don't have a kid, I crochet instead ♪ 39 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,179 -♪ Am I depressed? ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 40 00:02:59,263 --> 00:03:01,139 -♪ Stressed? It's anyone's guess ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 41 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:04,309 ♪ I'll bother getting better When I bother getting dressed ♪ 42 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:06,019 -♪ Is it gonna end? ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 43 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:07,020 -♪ When? ♪ -♪ Never ♪ 44 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,021 ♪ Alrighty then ♪ 45 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:10,858 ♪ It's just another day Of hanging with my daughter ♪ 46 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:14,486 ♪ And I'm living In the future, uh-huh ♪ 47 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:17,906 ♪ I'm living in the future, uh-huh ♪ 48 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:21,285 ♪ I'm living in the future, uh-huh ♪ 49 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:24,872 ♪ I'm living in the future, uh-huh ♪ 50 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:28,584 ♪ Make it to the shower By a quarter to 1:00 ♪ 51 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:32,254 ♪ This bottle shampoos and conditions It's a 2-for-1 ♪ 52 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:35,549 ♪ I draw a little doggy On the fog of the glass ♪ 53 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,886 ♪ Just like the ones I used to draw Back in geometry class ♪ 54 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:40,220 -♪ Am I depressed? ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 55 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:42,306 -♪ Stressed? It's anyone's guess ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 56 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,559 ♪ I'll bother getting better When I bother getting dressed ♪ 57 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,227 -♪ Am I kinda hot? ♪ -♪ No ♪ 58 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:49,104 -♪ What? That's what I thought ♪ -♪ Nothing ♪ 59 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:52,024 ♪ I bought an app to help me meditate That didn't work ♪ 60 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:55,694 ♪ I'm living in the future, uh-huh ♪ 61 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,989 ♪ I'm living in the future, uh-huh ♪ 62 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:02,492 ♪ I'm living in the future, uh-huh ♪ 63 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,913 ♪ I'm living in the future, uh-huh ♪ 64 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,375 [song ends] 65 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:20,636 [chair squeaks] 66 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,935 ♪ The world is changing ♪ 67 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,604 ♪ The planet's heating up… ♪ 68 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:36,944 ♪ I guess it's true that some people Really gotta fight to survive ♪ 69 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,947 ♪ And some people Are white guys in 1985 ♪ 70 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,573 ♪ White guy ♪ 71 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:43,158 ♪ 1985 ♪ 72 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:45,994 [upbeat music plays] 73 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:50,123 Trying to make popcorn. 74 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:58,131 ♪ Trying to make microwave popcorn ♪ 75 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:09,142 So, um, I've been filming things for, 76 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,978 like, a month now, 77 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:18,193 and I don't really have anything that's even kinda close to usable yet. 78 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:23,490 So I'm just hoping I can write 79 00:05:23,574 --> 00:05:27,494 or film something soon that's usable, 80 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:30,956 or I'm gonna just stop 81 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:36,211 and play PlayStation. 82 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:47,639 [hums] 83 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,272 Is this fucking doing anything? 84 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:03,280 Is this looking cool or just fucking stupid? 85 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:08,327 Is this fucking stupid or fucking-- 86 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,580 [synthesized song intro playing] 87 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:30,098 ♪ If you'd have told me a year ago ♪ 88 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:33,727 ♪ That I'd be locked inside Of my home ♪ 89 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:34,811 ♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪ 90 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:38,732 ♪ I would have told you a year ago ♪ 91 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:42,778 ♪ "Interesting, now leave me alone" ♪ 92 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:46,198 ♪ Sorry that I look like a mess ♪ 93 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,241 ♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪ 94 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:51,161 ♪ I booked a haircut But it got rescheduled ♪ 95 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:54,456 ♪ Robert's been a little depressed ♪ 96 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:55,624 ♪ Oh ♪ 97 00:06:55,707 --> 00:07:00,796 ♪ And so today I'm gonna try Just getting up, sitting down ♪ 98 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:04,174 ♪ Going back to work ♪ 99 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:06,802 ♪ Might not help But still it couldn't hurt ♪ 100 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:09,221 ♪ I'm sitting down, writing jokes ♪ 101 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:12,391 ♪ Singing silly songs ♪ 102 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,476 ♪ I'm sorry I was gone ♪ 103 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:18,689 ♪ But look, I made you some content ♪ 104 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,191 ♪ Daddy made you your favorite ♪ 105 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,193 ♪ Open wide ♪ 106 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:26,780 ♪ Here comes the content ♪ 107 00:07:26,864 --> 00:07:32,870 ♪ It's a beautiful day To stay inside ♪ 108 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:36,915 [song ends] 109 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:40,961 [song restarts] 110 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:43,255 -[song stops] -[birds chirping] 111 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:50,971 [piano ballad playing] 112 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:13,869 Auto… [overlapping dialogue] …6,400. 113 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,749 1,600. 114 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,792 Now it's at 5,000. 115 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,631 Welcome to Legends, Jim Carrey. 116 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,469 I'm a stupid little bitch! 117 00:08:32,888 --> 00:08:34,223 That, left. 118 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,350 Left is off. 119 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,897 Left is off. 120 00:08:43,649 --> 00:08:44,608 Left is off. 121 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,486 ♪ And there's only one thing I can do about it ♪ 122 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:52,491 ♪ While being paid And being the center of attention ♪ 123 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:57,913 ♪ Healing the world with comedy ♪ 124 00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:59,248 ♪ For the good… ♪ 125 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,875 -♪ Very cool, way to go ♪ -♪ …American ♪ 126 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:06,296 [door creaking] 127 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:17,015 ♪ I just, I just wanna feel good ♪ 128 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:19,434 ♪ I just wanna feel good ♪ 129 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:23,230 -♪ I just wanna feel ♪ -♪ I just wanna feel good ♪ 130 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:26,608 ♪ Can you teach me how to feel good? ♪ 131 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:28,986 ♪ I just wanna feel good ♪ 132 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:32,656 -♪ I just wanna ♪ -♪ I just wanna feel good ♪ 133 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:36,243 ♪ Give me specific directions ♪ 134 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,662 ♪ On how I can feel good ♪ 135 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:42,207 -♪ I just wanna ♪ -♪ I just wanna feel good ♪ 136 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:45,752 ♪ I'm not even close to kidding ♪ 137 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:48,171 ♪ Write it in an email ♪ 138 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,924 ♪ Watching as she looks For her glasses ♪ 139 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:54,595 ♪ I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight ♪ 140 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:57,181 -[intense music playing] -[Bo] Why do I wear jeans? 141 00:09:57,973 --> 00:10:02,728 I wear jeans because jeans don't watch the news. 142 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:07,566 Jeans don't read Twitter. 143 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:11,570 Jeans are just jeans. 144 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:14,239 ♪ Jeans! ♪ 145 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:15,866 So if you're tired of the bullshit… 146 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,327 -♪ Jeans! ♪ -…the politics… 147 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,161 ♪ Jeans! ♪ 148 00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:21,830 -♪ Jeans! ♪ -…the constant arguing… 149 00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:23,415 ♪ Jeans! ♪ 150 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:28,545 …buy some jeans and find out why jeans… 151 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:29,755 ♪ Jeans! ♪ 152 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:32,299 …are jeans. 153 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,636 ♪ Jeans! ♪ 154 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:44,186 I wanna know when Dippin' Dots is going to condemn child sex trafficking. 155 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:48,607 ♪ That's how ♪ 156 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,317 ♪ It works ♪ 157 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,277 You know what, boys and girls? 158 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:55,322 I think we need to say hi to our friend Socko. 159 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,782 Hey, Socko. 160 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,953 Where have you been, Socko? 161 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,963 [synthesized R&B beat playing] 162 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,389 [sighs] 163 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:23,851 ♪ Maybe I'll feel better When I go to bed ♪ 164 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:26,270 ♪ Uh, maybe, but probably not ♪ 165 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:30,399 ♪ Maybe I'll feel better If I clear my head, uh ♪ 166 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,900 ♪ Maybe, but probably ♪ 167 00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,694 ♪ I wrote a joke ♪ 168 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,028 ♪ You wanna hear it? ♪ 169 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:41,410 If your least favorite word is "moist" and you tell people that, 170 00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,289 I hate you, and I'm sor… 171 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:49,167 Every person that says that, that they hate the word "moist," 172 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,044 they think they're the first person to-- 173 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:54,298 they think that that's a novel idea. 174 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,133 Everyone hates "moist." 175 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,926 It's unoriginal and it's stupid, 176 00:11:58,010 --> 00:12:00,137 and stop saying that like it's interesting. 177 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,557 My least favorite word, by the way, is "injustice." 178 00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:06,894 -[mic thuds] -[cheering and applause] 179 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:09,897 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 180 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:12,274 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 181 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,276 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 182 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:16,445 ♪ Bitch ♪ 183 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,085 [Bo, over phone] Hey, baby, uh, it's me. 184 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,881 Um… our anniversary is coming up, it's a pretty big one, 185 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:38,133 and, um… 186 00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:39,468 I wrote a song for you. 187 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,512 [peaceful music playing] 188 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,431 So I'm just leaving you this voicemail because, um… 189 00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:49,186 I want the song to begin with this voicemail. 190 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,605 Like, I want the voicemail to play in the beginning of it. 191 00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:55,275 So if you could just download this voicemail when you get it 192 00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:56,944 and then text it to me. 193 00:12:57,903 --> 00:13:02,574 Uh… you might need to, like, download another app to download the… 194 00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:05,953 I don't know if you can rip your voicemail right off your phone? 195 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:07,621 You might need to, like… 196 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:08,747 just Google it. 197 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,917 Don't call me and ask me 'cause I know what you're gonna do. 198 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,420 You're gonna get this and you're gonna just think you just can't do it 199 00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:17,965 and you're gonna call me, but then I'm just gonna Google it. 200 00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:20,509 So just you Google it. You're an adult, you can figure it out. 201 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:25,430 Um… so just figure it out and text me the voicemail immediately 202 00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:27,558 if you wouldn't mind, like right when you get this. 203 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,476 Thank you. Uh, I love you. 204 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,103 Bye. 205 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,187 [syncopated beat playing] 206 00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:36,900 ♪ You're my best friend I love you… ♪ [echoing] 207 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,987 ♪ You know me and I know you ♪ 208 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,530 ♪ Know you, know you… ♪ 209 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:45,200 ♪ We got problems That we've been through ♪ 210 00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:47,327 ♪ Been through, been through… ♪ 211 00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:50,706 ♪ We got shit That we'll get through, uh ♪ 212 00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,876 ♪ You think I'm rude to you ♪ 213 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,711 ♪ You think I am the worst ♪ 214 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,714 ♪ Because I ask When you suck my dick ♪ 215 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:01,425 ♪ You take out your Invisalign first ♪ 216 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,553 ♪ Come on, five years, five years ♪ 217 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:06,263 ♪ Still you, still me ♪ 218 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,639 ♪ Still here ♪ 219 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:10,142 ♪ Five years, five years, baby ♪ 220 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,477 ♪ Five years, five years ♪ 221 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,731 ♪ We order Chinese I'm eating my dumplings ♪ 222 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:18,567 ♪ You reach over And you take my dumpling ♪ 223 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,611 ♪ You don't even say "Do you mind?" or nothing ♪ 224 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,530 ♪ Why would you assume That you're entitled to a dumpling? ♪ 225 00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,199 ♪ So I look at you ♪ 226 00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:27,784 ♪ You look back at me like "What the fuck did I do?" ♪ 227 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,912 ♪ "If you really wanted Some dim sum ♪ 228 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,497 ♪ Then you really Shoulda gotten some ♪ 229 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:34,583 ♪ When we put in the order" ♪ 230 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,460 ♪ You say, "You're a psycho ♪ 231 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,879 ♪ And I, I don't wanna fight so ♪ 232 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,047 ♪ Let's just drop this" ♪ 233 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,965 ♪ "It's not a big deal" ♪ 234 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,926 ♪ "Okay, but for the record ♪ 235 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:46,595 ♪ You owe me a dumpling" ♪ 236 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:49,056 ♪ "I mean it, I won't forget" ♪ 237 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,894 ♪ "You owe me a dumpling Or a dumpling equivalent" ♪ 238 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,979 ♪ Five years, five years ♪ 239 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:59,066 ♪ Still you, still me, still here ♪ 240 00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:02,069 ♪ Five years, five years, baby ♪ 241 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,112 ♪ Five years, five years ♪ 242 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,823 ♪ We found a spider in the house ♪ 243 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:09,618 ♪ You freaked And you jumped up onto the couch ♪ 244 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,870 ♪ Since I was close and able ♪ 245 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,456 ♪ I jumped up on the coffee table ♪ 246 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:16,917 ♪ You said, "You should kill that" ♪ 247 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,002 ♪ I said, "Um, no, fuck that" ♪ 248 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:23,090 ♪ You said, "Come on, be a man" ♪ 249 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:24,091 What? 250 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:27,052 ♪ You're a total anti-sexist ♪ 251 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,471 ♪ A patriarchy fighter ♪ 252 00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:32,182 ♪ But your whole worldview collapses ♪ 253 00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,726 ♪ The moment there's a spider ♪ 254 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:37,771 ♪ Cool, I get it This is the real you ♪ 255 00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:40,190 ♪ It's a pleasure, nice to meet you ♪ 256 00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,901 ♪ Shit like this Brings the movement down ♪ 257 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,612 ♪ Everyone's a feminist Until there is a spider around ♪ 258 00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:47,781 ♪ Five years, five years ♪ 259 00:15:47,865 --> 00:15:50,742 ♪ Still you, still me, still here ♪ 260 00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:53,453 ♪ Five years, five years, baby ♪ 261 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:55,914 ♪ Five years, five years ♪ 262 00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:59,001 ♪ How come every time I need To take a poo in the bathroom ♪ 263 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,169 ♪ You, out of the blue Need to use the bathroom? ♪ 264 00:16:01,253 --> 00:16:03,922 ♪ Just use the guest room bathroom ♪ 265 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,717 ♪ That's why we got two bathrooms ♪ 266 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,927 ♪ Just use the guest room bathroom ♪ 267 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:13,140 ♪ That's why we got two bathrooms ♪ 268 00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:14,850 ♪ And you know ♪ 269 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,101 [music stops] 270 00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:24,026 [airplane flying over] 271 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:29,990 Fuck! 272 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:33,577 I used to perform comedy on a stage, 273 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:38,207 um, in front of people, living humans. 274 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:44,213 And I would try to be funny, 275 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:48,800 and then the audience would sometimes laugh, 276 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:54,681 and that was really helpful because I would hear their laughter, 277 00:16:54,765 --> 00:17:00,646 and that would let me know that what I was doing was funny to them. 278 00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:03,106 Um… 279 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,275 As opposed to now, 280 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:10,322 where I'll try to be funny, 281 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,534 like, um… 282 00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:18,038 Ooh, hoo-woo! 283 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:20,958 And then… 284 00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:27,673 You see what I'm saying? 285 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,424 ♪ A flower crown ♪ 286 00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:33,971 ♪ Is this heaven? ♪ 287 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:39,101 ♪ Or is it just a white woman ♪ 288 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:40,686 ♪ A white woman's Instagram? ♪ 289 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,020 ♪ Ah ♪ 290 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,648 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 291 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:48,402 ♪ White woman ♪ 292 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:51,655 ♪ A white woman's Instagram ♪ 293 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,825 ♪ White woman ♪ 294 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,326 ♪ White woman's Instagram ♪ 295 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:57,870 Well, that's true. 296 00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:00,038 -[laughs] -♪ White woman ♪ 297 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,251 [laughing softly] 298 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:09,673 [sighs] 299 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:13,010 ♪ In the sand ♪ 300 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,094 [laughing softly] 301 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:15,095 ♪ Fresh fallen ♪ 302 00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:18,432 ♪ White woman's Instagram ♪ 303 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:19,433 ♪ Her favorite photo of ♪ 304 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:20,475 -Ay! -[object thuds] 305 00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:21,977 [music stops] 306 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,270 Okay, so… 307 00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:27,149 Oh, whoops. 308 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,026 -[gasps] Shit! -[object clatters] 309 00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:34,656 [yawns] This is fucking so cool. 310 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:39,119 My God, what a cool thing to do, make this fucking stupid-- 311 00:18:39,203 --> 00:18:41,955 What is up? Welcome back to another episode of the podcast. 312 00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:43,790 I am your host, Bo Burnham, 313 00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:46,501 joined in studio as always by my co-host, Bo Burnham. 314 00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:47,669 What up, what up, what up? 315 00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:49,087 And we are two comedians 316 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:52,174 who are talking shit no filter, not giving a fuck what anybody thinks. 317 00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:54,593 -Not a fuck. -And, yeah, not apologizing for it. 318 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:56,720 -Apologizing, yeah. -We might say some crazy shit. 319 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,013 -Yeah, let's do it. -Um… 320 00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,765 PC culture, man, it's-- 321 00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:02,893 -It's fucking exhausting, bro. -Right, it's fucking out of control. 322 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,521 It's just, our culture has been taken over… 323 00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:07,105 -Taken over. -…by a radical group 324 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,316 -of SJW feminist freaks… -Feminist-- yeah. 325 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,068 -…who hate comedians… -They hate us. 326 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,737 -…who are anti-comedy and anti-joke. -They fear us. Totally. 327 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,865 And it's gotten to the point where you can't say anything. 328 00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:19,076 -No, 100%. -Literally, you cannot say anything. 329 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,703 -Literally. -I will try to say something right now. 330 00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:23,080 -Yeah. -Watch. 331 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:24,331 [babbling] 332 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:27,334 -Yeah, and he is trying. -And it's unbelievable because… 333 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,211 -It's fucking… -We've fallen so far from… 334 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,171 -…the heyday of comedy. -So depressing, dude, 335 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:33,632 …when Tony the Pancake was headlining The Comedy Store. 336 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:34,758 Or Salami Williams. 337 00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:38,637 -On a Tuesday night he'd be crushing. -Oh, they'd just fucking murder. 338 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,515 -Just destroying in that room. -Just fucking absolute-- 339 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,017 -Just crushing, you know. -Murdering, dude. 340 00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:47,104 And it sucks because these people, they don't understand comedy. 341 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,897 -Of course not. -Okay, we're joking. 342 00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:51,358 -It is not that serious, guys. -They're jokes, okay? 343 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:52,484 We're joking around. 344 00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:54,862 And also, we as comedians are philosophers. 345 00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:56,780 -Yes, dude. -Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor. 346 00:19:56,864 --> 00:20:00,367 -We hold up a mirror or a… -…history-changing cultural figures… 347 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,411 and you need to recognize that, all right? 348 00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:05,372 -Comedy is an art form, right? -Yeah, of course it is. We're artists. 349 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:09,334 It's an art form, and it's important because it's one of the only art forms 350 00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:11,420 that is not… 351 00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:12,629 -Gay. -No. 352 00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:14,756 -Er, no. Right. -We can't say that, but, um… 353 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,092 -Yeah. Yeah, gay. -Yeah. 'Cause… 354 00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:19,219 -Now they're gonna come after us, right? -Right. 355 00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,513 -We're gonna get "canceled." -"You homophobes!" 356 00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:23,849 We're not being homophobic when we say that. 357 00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,350 "Gay" just means gay. 358 00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:26,643 If another word meant "gay" 359 00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:28,896 that wasn't gay, we'd use that, but there isn't one. 360 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:30,397 But there isn't, so it's gay. 361 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,066 But, yeah, so it's really just a war on comedy that I realized-- 362 00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:35,235 I was having a conversation with my sparring partner. 363 00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:36,195 Nice. 364 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:39,406 And I realized that the war on comedy is really-- 365 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:41,617 ♪ Come on, Jeffrey, you can do it ♪ 366 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,702 ♪ Pave the way Put your back into it ♪ 367 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,621 ♪ Tell us why, show us how ♪ 368 00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,831 ♪ Look at where you came from Look at you now ♪ 369 00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:49,875 ♪ Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffett ♪ 370 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,002 ♪ Amateurs can fuckin' suck it ♪ 371 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,046 ♪ Fuck their wives Drink their blood ♪ 372 00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,923 Come on, Jeff, get 'em! 373 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,925 [hand drums beating] 374 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,439 [screams] 375 00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:21,406 Blue reflector, different color back wall. 376 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,158 That's good for something. That's good. 377 00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:27,788 ♪ And the flash makes My dick look frightened ♪ 378 00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:29,873 Now we're fuckin' talking. 379 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:34,962 Ooh, yeah. 380 00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:40,884 Oh, my… 381 00:21:42,261 --> 00:21:43,178 Oh. 382 00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:47,307 [peaceful music playing] 383 00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:52,479 I get a lot of questions from young people. 384 00:21:52,563 --> 00:21:59,069 They'll say, "How can I create content that will cut through the noise?" 385 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:00,737 And I tell them, 386 00:22:00,821 --> 00:22:04,741 "Be yourself." 387 00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:07,619 Okay? Because the landscape is so competitive. 388 00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:10,372 There are so many people with so many different skills. 389 00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:14,668 The only thing you really have to offer at the end of the day is yourself, 390 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:18,338 so offer yourself by being yourself. 391 00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:23,343 Um, and if that doesn't work, then be somebody else, because… 392 00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:26,513 you may suck. 393 00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:33,145 Who you are on a fundamental, sort of unchangeable level 394 00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:39,484 may just be uninteresting and unwatchable and useless. 395 00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:43,155 So if you're that, be somebody else for sure. 396 00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:47,242 And then if that doesn't work, then go like this. 397 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:54,499 Ooh, hoo-woo-woo-woo! 398 00:22:57,628 --> 00:22:59,463 [synthesized song intro playing] 399 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:09,473 ♪ They're really gonna Make me vote for Joe Biden? ♪ 400 00:23:16,188 --> 00:23:19,107 ♪ Joe Biden ♪ 401 00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:27,491 ♪ How is the best-case scenario Joe Biden? ♪ 402 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:32,371 ♪ Joe-Joe-Joe, Joe Joe-Joe-Joe-Joe, Joe Biden ♪ 403 00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:33,413 ♪ J-J-J-Joe ♪ 404 00:23:33,497 --> 00:23:37,125 ♪ They're really gonna Make me vote for Joe Biden ♪ 405 00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:41,588 ♪ Joe-Joe-Joe, Joe Joe-Joe-Joe-Joe, Joe Biden ♪ 406 00:23:41,672 --> 00:23:43,131 ♪ Joe, Joe ♪ 407 00:23:43,215 --> 00:23:45,592 ♪ How is the best-case scenario Joe? ♪ 408 00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:56,603 [Bo] When I was 16 years old, 409 00:23:56,687 --> 00:24:02,609 I started posting videos on YouTube. 410 00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:07,990 Uh, and this was 2006, and YouTube was very new at the time. 411 00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:12,202 And I posted videos of me performing songs 412 00:24:12,286 --> 00:24:15,289 that I thought were funny that I had written. 413 00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:19,877 And I performed these songs in my childhood bedroom, 414 00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:25,507 which was my bedroom at the time because I was a child. 415 00:24:26,675 --> 00:24:31,805 And, yeah, in hindsight it just seems absolutely insane 416 00:24:31,889 --> 00:24:34,099 and invasive and strange, 417 00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:37,144 but it didn't feel like that at the time. 418 00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:38,270 It felt exciting. 419 00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:41,690 And soon after I posted… 420 00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:42,858 Hi, gang. 421 00:24:42,941 --> 00:24:46,320 …my first couple of videos, they went viral. 422 00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:48,322 Basically within a year of that, 423 00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:52,159 I started to perform comedy professionally. 424 00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:58,790 And I continued doing that until the age of 25, when I stopped. 425 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,419 But, yeah, so since I… 426 00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:06,215 started so young, 427 00:25:06,298 --> 00:25:07,466 basically every… 428 00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:13,847 shitty joke, every sort of misstep is… 429 00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:15,224 is, um… 430 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,811 There's a lot of material that I'm just really embarrassed by 431 00:25:19,895 --> 00:25:24,816 and makes me cringe for a lot of reasons, and, um… 432 00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:26,777 just edgy, stupid. 433 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,446 Yeah, it doesn't… 434 00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:34,243 hold up, and… I don't know. 435 00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:38,664 I just, I often wish that I could just, 436 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:44,378 you know, start over and without all the… 437 00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:47,673 [sighs] 438 00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:50,467 But I also know that if I didn't have that early material, 439 00:25:50,551 --> 00:25:53,011 I wouldn't be where I am today 440 00:25:53,095 --> 00:25:56,640 or where I was before I locked myself 441 00:25:56,723 --> 00:26:01,019 in this room and lost my mind. 442 00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:06,191 [synthesized music playing] 443 00:26:17,327 --> 00:26:20,247 ♪ I grew up As your usual suburbanite ♪ 444 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:23,417 ♪ A tiny town in Massachusetts Overwhelmingly white ♪ 445 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:28,088 [through headphones] ♪ I went to church On Sundays in a suit and a tie… ♪ 446 00:26:28,672 --> 00:26:31,049 Fuck you, dude, fuck you, all right? 447 00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:32,134 Look at me. 448 00:26:32,217 --> 00:26:34,678 Fuck you. Fuck you! 449 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:37,681 [airplane flying over] 450 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:40,392 Oh, give it to me. 451 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,104 Fuck. 452 00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:46,607 Damn it! 453 00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:04,666 ♪ Spider hiding in the corner ♪ 454 00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:06,460 ♪ Super fuckin' normal ♪ 455 00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:09,087 ♪ I ain't afraid of no spider ♪ 456 00:27:09,171 --> 00:27:10,923 ♪ Why's he looking at me? ♪ 457 00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:12,508 ♪ Why, why is he moving? ♪ 458 00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:13,675 ♪ Stop moving ♪ 459 00:27:13,759 --> 00:27:14,801 ♪ Oh, God, he's moving! ♪ 460 00:27:14,885 --> 00:27:15,886 [song ends] 461 00:27:21,183 --> 00:27:23,143 It's really horr-- it's… 462 00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:29,274 It's very upsetting that… 463 00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:35,948 the future is in front of now. 464 00:27:36,031 --> 00:27:37,241 Do you know what I mean? 465 00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:42,955 Like, that we have to keep living from now onward. 466 00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:47,459 [sighs] 467 00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:53,340 [distorted synthesized intro playing] 468 00:27:56,927 --> 00:27:59,263 [breathes ominously] 469 00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:03,809 [voice electronically modulated] ♪ This isn't a joke ♪ 470 00:28:03,892 --> 00:28:06,603 ♪ So don't joke about it ♪ 471 00:28:09,147 --> 00:28:13,360 ♪ I'm taking it slow ♪ 472 00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:16,238 ♪ I don't wanna think about it ♪ 473 00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:18,824 ♪ Look at my pores ♪ 474 00:28:18,907 --> 00:28:23,120 ♪ I'm doing fine, 29, in my prime ♪ 475 00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:25,789 ♪ I don't wanna talk about it ♪ 476 00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:28,375 I am a weird-looking dude. 477 00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:32,588 ♪ This isn't a joke ♪ 478 00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:35,382 ♪ I don't wanna talk about it ♪ 479 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:39,136 ♪ That is a birth scar ♪ 480 00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:43,432 I got that scar, uh, coming out of my mother. 481 00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:47,436 You're supposed to see the top of your head 482 00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:50,772 when you come out of your mother's, uh, pussy. 483 00:28:50,856 --> 00:28:55,027 But you saw my face. I came out face-first. 484 00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:57,988 ♪ And look at me now ♪ 485 00:28:58,071 --> 00:28:59,531 ♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪ 486 00:28:59,615 --> 00:29:01,700 ♪ Look at me, at me, at me ♪ 487 00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:03,410 [song ends] 488 00:29:03,493 --> 00:29:10,125 ♪ So this is how it ends ♪ 489 00:29:16,924 --> 00:29:19,593 ♪ I promise ♪ 490 00:29:20,636 --> 00:29:24,306 ♪ To never go outside again ♪ 491 00:29:26,308 --> 00:29:28,227 [breathing deeply] 492 00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:36,485 [synthesized song intro playing] 493 00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:44,409 ♪ Used to run for miles ♪ 494 00:29:44,493 --> 00:29:48,747 ♪ Got used to meeting people Who weren't used to meeting someone ♪ 495 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:52,000 ♪ Who was born in 1990, no way ♪ 496 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:54,127 [sighs, inhales deeply] 497 00:29:54,211 --> 00:29:56,713 ♪ Now I'm turning 30… ♪ 498 00:29:56,797 --> 00:29:59,007 Pah! Ohhh! 499 00:29:59,091 --> 00:30:03,554 ♪ I used to be the young one Got used to what we're doing ♪ 500 00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:09,601 [mumbling] 501 00:30:09,685 --> 00:30:13,021 [vocalizing] 502 00:30:15,816 --> 00:30:17,693 [rhythmic percussion playing] 503 00:30:25,242 --> 00:30:26,368 ♪ Camera! ♪ 504 00:30:27,369 --> 00:30:28,412 ♪ Camera! ♪ 505 00:30:29,288 --> 00:30:30,330 ♪ Camera! ♪ 506 00:30:31,456 --> 00:30:32,457 ♪ Camera! ♪ 507 00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:34,877 ♪ Camera! ♪ 508 00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:36,420 ♪ Camera! ♪ 509 00:30:37,421 --> 00:30:38,380 ♪ Camera! ♪ 510 00:30:39,381 --> 00:30:40,257 ♪ Camera! ♪ 511 00:30:43,552 --> 00:30:45,137 [music stops] 512 00:30:52,853 --> 00:30:54,730 [birds singing] 513 00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:04,907 So it's been many, many months now 514 00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:09,286 of working on this fucking thing every single day, 515 00:31:10,579 --> 00:31:13,999 which is, you know, a little longer than I thought it was gonna be when I started. 516 00:31:14,082 --> 00:31:15,292 But, um, 517 00:31:17,127 --> 00:31:19,004 you know, most days I feel pretty good. 518 00:31:19,087 --> 00:31:25,093 You know, it feels like it's-- I'm staying busy, and, um, 519 00:31:25,177 --> 00:31:26,386 it's been fun. 520 00:31:26,470 --> 00:31:29,014 And then other days, like today, 521 00:31:29,097 --> 00:31:34,353 I just feel like I'm completely spinning my wheels and wasting my time. 522 00:31:34,436 --> 00:31:39,107 And I'm just-- I've now committed myself to never finishing this thing 523 00:31:39,191 --> 00:31:42,277 and just being in this room until I fuckin'… 524 00:31:47,115 --> 00:31:50,452 But if you're watching this, that means I did finish. 525 00:31:50,536 --> 00:31:53,163 So that's really, really good. 526 00:31:56,124 --> 00:31:58,669 Or it means that they found my body 527 00:31:58,752 --> 00:32:01,463 and that this footage was just sort of with my body. 528 00:32:05,843 --> 00:32:07,135 [overlapping dialogue] 529 00:32:07,219 --> 00:32:08,971 -[clearing throat] -One, two, yeah. 530 00:32:09,471 --> 00:32:12,850 How we feeling out there tonight? [echoing] 531 00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:16,895 Yeah, I am not feeling good. 532 00:32:16,979 --> 00:32:20,649 ♪ Wake up at 11:30 Feeling like a sack of shit ♪ 533 00:32:20,732 --> 00:32:24,820 ♪ All my clothes are dirty So I'm smelling like a sack of shit ♪ 534 00:32:24,903 --> 00:32:26,905 ♪ Go to pour my coffee And I miss my cup ♪ 535 00:32:26,989 --> 00:32:28,949 ♪ OMG, that is just my luck ♪ 536 00:32:29,032 --> 00:32:31,869 ♪ Look in the mirror Say, "What's up, you useless fuck?" ♪ 537 00:32:31,952 --> 00:32:34,454 ♪ Are you feeling what I'm feeling? ♪ 538 00:32:34,538 --> 00:32:39,418 ♪ I haven't had a shower In the last nine days ♪ 539 00:32:40,878 --> 00:32:42,796 ♪ Staring at the ceiling ♪ 540 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,091 ♪ And waiting for this feeling To go away ♪ 541 00:32:46,884 --> 00:32:48,802 ♪ But it won't go away ♪ 542 00:32:48,886 --> 00:32:50,846 ♪ I'm not really feeling Like I wanna get lit ♪ 543 00:32:51,972 --> 00:32:53,473 ♪ Well, I feel like shit ♪ 544 00:32:54,683 --> 00:32:57,603 ♪ Feeling like a saggy Massive sack of shit ♪ 545 00:32:58,854 --> 00:33:01,565 ♪ Big ol' motherfuckin' Duffel bag of shit ♪ 546 00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:05,110 ♪ All day, all shit ♪ 547 00:33:05,194 --> 00:33:06,945 ♪ I'm not really feelin' Like I wanna get lit ♪ 548 00:33:07,738 --> 00:33:08,822 ♪ I'm feelin' like shit ♪ 549 00:33:08,906 --> 00:33:10,782 ♪ Ladies, do you feel like shit? ♪ 550 00:33:10,866 --> 00:33:12,576 ♪ Tell me, do you feel like shit? ♪ 551 00:33:12,659 --> 00:33:14,745 ♪ Fellas, are you feelin' like shit? ♪ 552 00:33:14,828 --> 00:33:16,872 ♪ Tell me If you're feelin' like shit ♪ 553 00:33:16,955 --> 00:33:18,624 ♪ Ladies, do you feel like shit? ♪ 554 00:33:18,707 --> 00:33:20,834 ♪ Tell me, do you feel like shit? ♪ 555 00:33:20,918 --> 00:33:22,753 ♪ Fellas, are you feelin' like shit? ♪ 556 00:33:22,836 --> 00:33:24,963 ♪ Tell me If you're feelin' like shit ♪ 557 00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:30,969 [sighs] Fuck me, man. 558 00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:33,096 Jesus. 559 00:33:38,894 --> 00:33:41,939 What's up, Insiders? Welcome back to another video. 560 00:33:42,022 --> 00:33:44,274 So today we're gonna be learning how to make 561 00:33:44,358 --> 00:33:46,610 the perfect peanut butter sandwich. 562 00:33:46,693 --> 00:33:49,613 I've been eating these things for basically every meal 563 00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:52,199 for the last six months, so let's get started. 564 00:33:52,282 --> 00:33:54,409 First, grab a plate. 565 00:33:54,493 --> 00:33:55,786 I'm using a paper plate. 566 00:33:55,869 --> 00:33:57,621 I know they're bad for the environment, 567 00:33:57,704 --> 00:34:00,874 but I'd rather put a gun in my mouth than do another dish. 568 00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:02,751 Next up, the bread. 569 00:34:02,834 --> 00:34:08,215 I ran out of the good pieces of bread, so I have to use those weird end pieces. 570 00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:10,300 Not ideal, but we'll make it work. 571 00:34:10,384 --> 00:34:12,678 Next up, grab your peanut butter. 572 00:34:12,761 --> 00:34:15,764 I don't currently have the top to my peanut butter 573 00:34:15,848 --> 00:34:17,391 'cause I'm using it as an ashtray. 574 00:34:17,474 --> 00:34:21,895 Now that you got your peanut butter, grab a utensil and start spreadin'. 575 00:34:21,979 --> 00:34:24,731 I'm using a plastic fork because, like I said, 576 00:34:24,815 --> 00:34:27,693 I refuse to do dishes ever again in my fucking life 577 00:34:27,776 --> 00:34:29,570 and I ran outta plastic knives. 578 00:34:29,653 --> 00:34:32,990 I know some of you in the comment section will complain about me using plastic, 579 00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:35,701 but I bet you wouldn't say that shit to my face in real life. 580 00:34:35,784 --> 00:34:37,786 If this shit ever ends and we go outside again, 581 00:34:37,870 --> 00:34:39,663 I dare you to step up to me in the street. 582 00:34:39,746 --> 00:34:41,206 Try me, try me! 583 00:34:41,290 --> 00:34:43,917 [shouting] Step up, you fucking pussies! You think I'm fuckin' arou-- 584 00:34:44,001 --> 00:34:47,963 [normal voice] And there you have it, the perfect peanut butter sandwich. 585 00:34:50,007 --> 00:34:52,009 [mellow jazz playing] 586 00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:29,463 [electronically distorted voice] ♪ Every single cricket ♪ 587 00:35:29,546 --> 00:35:33,675 ♪ Every fish in the sea ♪ 588 00:35:33,759 --> 00:35:37,346 ♪ Gives what they can ♪ 589 00:35:37,429 --> 00:35:41,266 ♪ And gets what they need ♪ 590 00:35:41,350 --> 00:35:43,685 ♪ That ♪ 591 00:35:43,769 --> 00:35:48,649 ♪ Is how the world wor… ♪ 592 00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:50,609 [song ends] 593 00:35:53,153 --> 00:35:56,198 [spacy synthesized music playing] 594 00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:13,507 -[music stops] -Yeah. 595 00:36:16,927 --> 00:36:20,556 Dude, that's what I'm talking about, broseph. 596 00:36:26,353 --> 00:36:27,479 Okay. 597 00:36:28,146 --> 00:36:30,232 Welcome to the Internet. 598 00:36:33,986 --> 00:36:35,696 Do you know what I'm saying, dude? 599 00:36:35,779 --> 00:36:37,531 Do you know what I'm saying? 600 00:36:38,907 --> 00:36:40,200 [farts loudly] 601 00:36:45,289 --> 00:36:46,331 Welcome to the… 602 00:36:49,167 --> 00:36:52,963 ♪ Anything that brain of yours Can think of can be found ♪ 603 00:36:53,046 --> 00:36:54,256 Okay. 604 00:36:55,257 --> 00:36:56,300 [sniffles] 605 00:36:56,925 --> 00:36:58,886 Welcome to the Internet! 606 00:36:58,969 --> 00:37:00,888 ♪ Have a look around ♪ 607 00:37:00,971 --> 00:37:04,474 ♪ Anything that brain of yours Can think of can be found ♪ 608 00:37:04,558 --> 00:37:06,560 ♪ We've got mountains of content ♪ 609 00:37:06,643 --> 00:37:08,353 ♪ Some better, some worse ♪ 610 00:37:08,437 --> 00:37:10,564 ♪ If none of it's of interest to you ♪ 611 00:37:10,647 --> 00:37:12,566 ♪ You'd be the first ♪ 612 00:37:12,649 --> 00:37:14,401 ♪ Welcome to the Internet ♪ 613 00:37:14,484 --> 00:37:15,903 ♪ Come in, take a seat ♪ 614 00:37:15,986 --> 00:37:19,823 ♪ Would you like to see the news Or any famous women's feet? ♪ 615 00:37:19,907 --> 00:37:21,617 ♪ There's no need to panic ♪ 616 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:24,119 ♪ This isn't a test, haha ♪ 617 00:37:24,203 --> 00:37:27,664 ♪ Just nod or shake your head And we'll do the rest ♪ 618 00:37:27,748 --> 00:37:29,750 ♪ Welcome to the Internet ♪ 619 00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:31,210 ♪ What would you prefer? ♪ 620 00:37:31,293 --> 00:37:33,378 ♪ Would you like to fight For civil rights ♪ 621 00:37:33,462 --> 00:37:35,172 ♪ Or tweet a racial slur? ♪ 622 00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:37,216 ♪ Be happy, be horny ♪ 623 00:37:37,299 --> 00:37:39,510 ♪ Be bursting with rage ♪ 624 00:37:39,593 --> 00:37:43,222 ♪ We've got a million different ways To engage ♪ 625 00:37:43,305 --> 00:37:45,140 ♪ Welcome to the Internet ♪ 626 00:37:45,224 --> 00:37:46,600 -♪ Put your cares aside ♪ -Fuck! 627 00:37:46,683 --> 00:37:48,435 ♪ Here's a tip for straining pasta ♪ 628 00:37:48,519 --> 00:37:50,437 ♪ Here's a nine-year-old who died ♪ 629 00:37:50,521 --> 00:37:54,066 ♪ We've got movies and doctors And fantasy sports ♪ 630 00:37:54,149 --> 00:37:56,026 ♪ And a bunch Of colored pencil drawings ♪ 631 00:37:56,109 --> 00:37:58,237 ♪ Of all the characters In Harry Potter fucking each other ♪ 632 00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:59,488 ♪ Welcome to the Internet ♪ 633 00:37:59,571 --> 00:38:01,782 ♪ Hold on to your socks 'Cause a random guy ♪ 634 00:38:01,865 --> 00:38:04,076 ♪ Just kindly sent you photos Of his cock ♪ 635 00:38:04,159 --> 00:38:05,869 ♪ They are grainy and off-putting ♪ 636 00:38:05,953 --> 00:38:07,871 ♪ He just sent you more ♪ 637 00:38:07,955 --> 00:38:10,499 ♪ Don't act surprised You know you like it, you whore ♪ 638 00:38:13,752 --> 00:38:15,087 That was pretty good. 639 00:38:16,046 --> 00:38:18,841 [overlapping dialogue] 640 00:38:18,924 --> 00:38:20,425 ♪ You know you like it, you whore ♪ 641 00:38:20,509 --> 00:38:22,970 ♪ See a man beheaded Get offended, see a shrink ♪ 642 00:38:23,053 --> 00:38:26,223 ♪ Show us pictures of your children Tell us every thought you think ♪ 643 00:38:26,306 --> 00:38:28,600 ♪ Start a rumor, buy a broom Or send a death threat to a boomer ♪ 644 00:38:28,684 --> 00:38:32,271 ♪ Or DM a girl and groom her Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your-- ♪ 645 00:38:32,354 --> 00:38:35,899 ♪ Here's a healthy breakfast option You should kill your mom ♪ 646 00:38:35,983 --> 00:38:37,109 One. 647 00:38:40,112 --> 00:38:42,281 ♪ Breakfast option You should kill your mom ♪ 648 00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:45,701 ♪ Here's why women never fuck you ♪ 649 00:38:45,784 --> 00:38:47,452 ♪ Here's how you can build a bomb ♪ 650 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,833 [laughing] 651 00:38:55,627 --> 00:38:58,088 ♪ Here's a healthy breakfast option You should kill your mom ♪ 652 00:38:58,171 --> 00:39:00,048 ♪ Here's why women never fuck you ♪ 653 00:39:00,132 --> 00:39:02,426 ♪ Here's a healthy breakfast option You should kill your mom ♪ 654 00:39:02,509 --> 00:39:04,219 ♪ Here's why women never fuck you ♪ 655 00:39:04,303 --> 00:39:06,889 ♪ Here's a healthy breakfast option You should kill your mom ♪ 656 00:39:06,972 --> 00:39:10,225 -♪ Here's why women never fuck you ♪ -♪ Here's how… ♪ 657 00:39:28,869 --> 00:39:30,412 [laughing] 658 00:40:13,372 --> 00:40:14,248 Oh, shit! 659 00:40:14,331 --> 00:40:16,375 [drumbeat playing] 660 00:40:19,711 --> 00:40:21,505 Hello, everybody, and welcome to The Dump, 661 00:40:21,588 --> 00:40:23,549 your online resource for all things 662 00:40:23,632 --> 00:40:25,634 in the world of pop culture and entertainment. 663 00:40:25,717 --> 00:40:27,094 My name is Bo Burnham. 664 00:40:27,177 --> 00:40:30,681 I am an associate editorial cultural contributor here at The Dump, 665 00:40:30,764 --> 00:40:31,932 but enough about me. 666 00:40:32,015 --> 00:40:34,184 Today we are absolutely thrilled 667 00:40:34,268 --> 00:40:38,647 to be joined by the creative team behind Inside. 668 00:40:38,730 --> 00:40:42,609 I am joined via Internet by director Bo Burnham, 669 00:40:42,693 --> 00:40:44,570 writer Bo Burnham, 670 00:40:44,653 --> 00:40:46,238 editor Bo Burnham, 671 00:40:46,321 --> 00:40:48,532 cinematographer Bo Burnham, 672 00:40:48,615 --> 00:40:50,576 composer Bo Burnham, 673 00:40:50,659 --> 00:40:51,952 producer Bo Burnham, 674 00:40:52,035 --> 00:40:54,079 hair and makeup artist Bo Burnham. 675 00:40:54,162 --> 00:40:57,416 And, of course, last but not least, star Bo Burnham. 676 00:40:57,499 --> 00:40:59,543 Gentlemen, thank you for joining me. 677 00:40:59,626 --> 00:41:02,504 -[others] Thanks for having us. -My kids are in the background. 678 00:41:02,588 --> 00:41:04,882 -Shut up! -So my first question is for anybody. 679 00:41:04,965 --> 00:41:06,175 Anyone can jump in on this. 680 00:41:06,258 --> 00:41:10,137 Um, what attracted you to this project? 681 00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:15,309 [talking over each other] 682 00:41:19,104 --> 00:41:21,773 …was timely in its timelessness. 683 00:41:24,943 --> 00:41:27,362 My dick was hard from reading… 684 00:41:27,446 --> 00:41:30,073 -You're a genius. You're a genius… -Bo's a genius. 685 00:41:33,285 --> 00:41:35,871 …you know, pushing the f-stop. 686 00:41:35,954 --> 00:41:38,707 Great, and my next question, and this is, again, this is for anyone. 687 00:41:38,790 --> 00:41:40,042 Anyone can jump in on this. 688 00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:42,878 There have been a lot of discussions in our industry 689 00:41:42,961 --> 00:41:48,091 about the need to diversify both those in front of the camera 690 00:41:48,175 --> 00:41:49,760 and those behind the camera. 691 00:41:49,843 --> 00:41:52,679 And, frankly, I'm looking out at this group 692 00:41:52,763 --> 00:41:57,017 and I'm not seeing a single woman or person of color. 693 00:41:57,100 --> 00:42:01,355 And I just, I wonder if anyone wants to address that. 694 00:42:03,982 --> 00:42:04,983 I'll take this one. 695 00:42:05,067 --> 00:42:08,570 Yeah, so first of all, thank you for asking this question. 696 00:42:08,654 --> 00:42:12,908 Um, if you hadn't asked this question, I was gonna ask you to ask this question 697 00:42:12,991 --> 00:42:15,327 because it's so important, so thank you. 698 00:42:15,410 --> 00:42:16,328 Um… 699 00:42:17,246 --> 00:42:22,459 Unfortunately, there are systems of power in place that need to be dismantled, okay? 700 00:42:22,543 --> 00:42:24,878 And these systems have been 701 00:42:24,962 --> 00:42:30,133 mantled for too long, and it's on all of us to do better. 702 00:42:30,843 --> 00:42:34,888 And we could and would and should have done better. 703 00:42:34,972 --> 00:42:39,810 And we am, and have, and shall continue to have done, and did, and do. 704 00:42:39,893 --> 00:42:44,648 Our doing isn't done and our done-ing isn't did, okay, so know that. 705 00:42:44,731 --> 00:42:47,401 -Um… -It's well said, really well said. 706 00:42:47,484 --> 00:42:50,946 Um, and final question again for everyone is, uh, 707 00:42:51,029 --> 00:42:52,531 what's next for you guys? 708 00:42:52,614 --> 00:42:56,535 [all] A vacation. [laughing] 709 00:43:01,665 --> 00:43:03,375 I'm Bo Burnham for The Dump. 710 00:43:03,458 --> 00:43:05,085 Thank you for watching. 711 00:43:07,546 --> 00:43:08,755 [clears throat] 712 00:43:15,554 --> 00:43:18,265 ♪ So long ♪ 713 00:43:19,224 --> 00:43:21,977 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 714 00:43:22,936 --> 00:43:26,231 We are living in a golden age of content. Good evening, everyone. 715 00:43:26,315 --> 00:43:27,566 My name is Bo Burnham. 716 00:43:27,649 --> 00:43:29,526 I am a lifelong content creator, 717 00:43:29,610 --> 00:43:32,446 and I am absolutely thrilled to be speaking with you tonight 718 00:43:32,529 --> 00:43:34,615 about the current state of our industry, 719 00:43:34,698 --> 00:43:39,703 where we are, where we've been, and most importantly, where we are headed. 720 00:43:39,786 --> 00:43:42,623 -Now, I look at this room and I see… -[Bo 2] All of us in this room… 721 00:43:42,706 --> 00:43:45,584 …the titans of the content industrial complex. 722 00:43:45,667 --> 00:43:48,712 -I see Jeff Bezos, Jack Dorsey. -…a self-sustaining system… 723 00:43:48,795 --> 00:43:51,423 I see Mark Zuckerberg, that bug-eyed salamander… 724 00:43:51,507 --> 00:43:54,468 -[three Bo's talking] -This is the lifeblood of our industry. 725 00:43:54,551 --> 00:43:57,846 -This ever-changing public discourse… -…a lot of future CEOs… 726 00:43:57,930 --> 00:44:03,352 …this eternal conversation born anew at every moment, happening everywhere, 727 00:44:03,435 --> 00:44:06,355 across all platforms, between all users, 728 00:44:06,438 --> 00:44:08,941 -this feeling… -…digital content management… 729 00:44:09,024 --> 00:44:12,903 …this steady, formless feeling that hangs over everything, 730 00:44:12,986 --> 00:44:16,782 -this untamable, aimless urgency… -[other Bo's continuing indistinctly] 731 00:44:16,865 --> 00:44:19,952 …this sense that all of this is going to burst at any moment, 732 00:44:20,035 --> 00:44:22,120 it just has to, it can't sustain like this, 733 00:44:22,204 --> 00:44:24,831 not with this much speed, not with this much force. 734 00:44:24,915 --> 00:44:29,127 The fear of what will happen when it ends, when it hits the brick wall. 735 00:44:29,211 --> 00:44:32,923 And the other fear, the deeper fear, the unspeakable fear 736 00:44:33,006 --> 00:44:34,466 of never hitting the wall, 737 00:44:34,550 --> 00:44:36,760 of this feeling never ending… 738 00:44:36,844 --> 00:44:39,346 never slowing down, but rising forever, 739 00:44:39,429 --> 00:44:40,806 like a Shepard's tone, 740 00:44:40,889 --> 00:44:43,851 an endless and pointless climb 741 00:44:43,934 --> 00:44:46,687 towards a terrible and dense nothing. 742 00:44:46,770 --> 00:44:47,896 [voices stop] 743 00:44:50,774 --> 00:44:52,860 [acoustic guitar strumming] 744 00:45:04,121 --> 00:45:04,997 [mumbles] 745 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,498 [continues strumming] 746 00:45:11,044 --> 00:45:16,675 ♪ Stunning 8K-resolution Meditation app ♪ 747 00:45:18,468 --> 00:45:20,554 [airplane flying over] 748 00:45:22,139 --> 00:45:24,641 Oh, fuckin'… 749 00:45:24,725 --> 00:45:28,020 [Bo, over speakers] Why do I wear jeans? I wear jeans… 750 00:45:28,103 --> 00:45:31,356 [Socko] From the myopic lens of your own self-actualization. 751 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:32,357 This isn't about-- 752 00:45:32,441 --> 00:45:35,068 ♪ Content ♪ 753 00:45:35,152 --> 00:45:37,738 ♪ Daddy made you your favorite ♪ 754 00:45:37,821 --> 00:45:40,032 ♪ Open wide ♪ 755 00:45:40,115 --> 00:45:41,491 ♪ Here comes the content ♪ 756 00:45:43,994 --> 00:45:47,289 So, um, just a little update. 757 00:45:47,372 --> 00:45:48,582 Uh… 758 00:45:50,083 --> 00:45:53,128 Time is still… 759 00:45:56,715 --> 00:45:59,218 you know, passing. 760 00:46:06,099 --> 00:46:08,727 ♪ I'm sticking with Jeffrey ♪ 761 00:46:08,810 --> 00:46:10,729 -♪ Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff ♪ -♪ Jeff ♪ 762 00:46:10,812 --> 00:46:13,482 ♪ Jeffrey Preston Bezos ♪ 763 00:46:13,565 --> 00:46:14,900 ♪ Bezos ♪ 764 00:46:14,983 --> 00:46:18,445 ♪ I get a feeling when I ♪ 765 00:46:18,529 --> 00:46:20,531 ♪ Look in his eye ♪ 766 00:46:20,614 --> 00:46:24,576 ♪ Do you need 180 billion ♪ 767 00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:27,079 ♪ Different reasons why? ♪ 768 00:46:27,162 --> 00:46:29,414 ♪ I'm going with Jeffrey ♪ 769 00:46:29,498 --> 00:46:30,999 ♪ Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff ♪ 770 00:46:31,083 --> 00:46:34,586 ♪ Jeffrey Bezos ♪ 771 00:46:34,670 --> 00:46:36,672 [playing "Stuck in a Room"] 772 00:46:45,514 --> 00:46:48,851 ♪ Trying to be funny And stuck in a room ♪ 773 00:47:22,342 --> 00:47:23,552 [sighs] 774 00:48:05,844 --> 00:48:08,096 ♪ Are you feeling nervous? ♪ 775 00:48:08,180 --> 00:48:09,681 ♪ Are you having fun? ♪ 776 00:48:10,182 --> 00:48:12,100 ♪ It's almost over ♪ 777 00:48:12,184 --> 00:48:14,311 ♪ Just begun ♪ 778 00:48:14,394 --> 00:48:16,647 ♪ Don't overthink it ♪ 779 00:48:16,730 --> 00:48:18,857 ♪ Look in my eye, don't be scared ♪ 780 00:48:19,650 --> 00:48:22,069 ♪ You say the ocean's rising ♪ 781 00:48:23,070 --> 00:48:26,073 ♪ You say the whole world's ending ♪ 782 00:48:26,156 --> 00:48:27,533 ♪ It already… ♪ 783 00:48:28,742 --> 00:48:31,119 ♪ You say the ocean's rising ♪ 784 00:48:31,203 --> 00:48:32,704 ♪ Like I give a… ♪ 785 00:48:32,788 --> 00:48:35,249 ♪ You say the whole world's ending ♪ 786 00:48:35,332 --> 00:48:37,292 ♪ It already did ♪ 787 00:48:37,376 --> 00:48:39,086 ♪ It's only a problem ♪ 788 00:48:39,169 --> 00:48:41,088 ♪ When you go outside ♪ 789 00:48:46,802 --> 00:48:48,303 ♪ You think you're alone ♪ 790 00:48:48,387 --> 00:48:50,722 ♪ If all the people die ♪ 791 00:48:52,057 --> 00:48:54,935 [singing indistinctly] 792 00:48:59,606 --> 00:49:00,774 [light switch clicks] 793 00:49:01,859 --> 00:49:05,445 [ominous electronic chords playing] 794 00:49:05,529 --> 00:49:07,155 [sighs] This fuckin'… 795 00:49:08,991 --> 00:49:10,784 I don't know what went wrong. 796 00:49:11,451 --> 00:49:13,579 It's beat me down. [voice echoing] 797 00:49:15,706 --> 00:49:16,790 I feel… 798 00:49:20,294 --> 00:49:21,336 I'm done being sad. 799 00:49:21,420 --> 00:49:25,507 Oh, my phone makes me sad, ooh! 800 00:49:25,591 --> 00:49:26,884 Who cares? 801 00:49:26,967 --> 00:49:28,051 Um… 802 00:49:30,596 --> 00:49:32,097 I've lost. 803 00:49:33,974 --> 00:49:36,685 ♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 804 00:49:36,768 --> 00:49:39,688 ♪ Get on out of your seat All eyes on me ♪ 805 00:49:39,771 --> 00:49:41,231 ♪ All eyes on me ♪ 806 00:49:42,357 --> 00:49:45,027 ♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 807 00:49:45,110 --> 00:49:47,821 ♪ Get out of your seat All eyes on me ♪ 808 00:49:47,905 --> 00:49:50,532 ♪ All eyes on me, yeah ♪ 809 00:49:51,366 --> 00:49:53,076 ♪ Am I going crazy? ♪ 810 00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:54,912 ♪ Maybe, maybe not ♪ 811 00:49:54,995 --> 00:49:59,666 ♪ I swore I had a point to make But I forgot ♪ 812 00:50:00,459 --> 00:50:03,462 ♪ Edit, all the time ♪ 813 00:50:04,713 --> 00:50:06,048 ♪ Oh ♪ 814 00:50:07,508 --> 00:50:09,384 ♪ You don't wanna play right now ♪ 815 00:50:09,468 --> 00:50:11,428 ♪ You don't wanna wake up You don't wanna live ♪ 816 00:50:11,512 --> 00:50:13,472 ♪ Tell me what you feel right now ♪ 817 00:50:13,555 --> 00:50:15,057 ♪ Tell me what You're feeling right now ♪ 818 00:50:15,140 --> 00:50:17,976 ♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 819 00:50:18,060 --> 00:50:19,520 ♪ Get out of your seat ♪ 820 00:50:19,603 --> 00:50:22,147 ♪ All eyes on me, all eyes on me ♪ 821 00:50:23,398 --> 00:50:25,901 ♪ Heads down ♪ 822 00:50:25,984 --> 00:50:27,402 ♪ Pray for us ♪ 823 00:50:27,486 --> 00:50:29,780 ♪ Heads down now ♪ 824 00:50:29,863 --> 00:50:31,365 ♪ Pray for us ♪ 825 00:50:31,448 --> 00:50:34,034 ♪ Heads down ♪ 826 00:50:34,117 --> 00:50:35,577 ♪ Pray for us ♪ 827 00:50:35,661 --> 00:50:39,498 ♪ Heads down now ♪ 828 00:50:39,581 --> 00:50:42,626 -♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ -♪ Are you feeling nervous? ♪ 829 00:50:42,709 --> 00:50:44,378 -♪ Are you having fun? ♪ -♪ Get on out of your seat ♪ 830 00:50:44,461 --> 00:50:48,465 -♪ All eyes on me, all eyes on me ♪ -♪ It's almost over, it's just begun ♪ 831 00:50:48,549 --> 00:50:50,551 -♪ Get on up there right now ♪ -♪ Don't overthink this ♪ 832 00:50:50,634 --> 00:50:52,261 -♪ Get on up, get on up ♪ -♪ Look in my eye ♪ 833 00:50:52,344 --> 00:50:54,263 -♪ Don't be scared ♪ -♪ Don't be shy ♪ 834 00:50:54,346 --> 00:50:56,807 ♪ Come on in, the water's fine ♪ 835 00:50:56,890 --> 00:50:58,892 ♪ We're going to go ♪ 836 00:50:58,976 --> 00:51:00,853 -♪ Where everybody knows ♪ -♪ Don't be scared ♪ 837 00:51:00,936 --> 00:51:02,437 -♪ Everybody goes ♪ -♪ Don't be shy ♪ 838 00:51:02,521 --> 00:51:05,190 ♪ Come on in, the water's fine ♪ 839 00:51:05,274 --> 00:51:09,069 ♪ We're going to go Where everybody knows ♪ 840 00:51:09,152 --> 00:51:10,946 ♪ Everybody goes ♪ 841 00:51:11,029 --> 00:51:12,698 ♪ Everybody ♪ 842 00:51:12,781 --> 00:51:15,033 -♪ You say the ocean's rising ♪ -♪ We're going to go ♪ 843 00:51:15,117 --> 00:51:17,077 -♪ Like I give a shit ♪ -♪ Where everybody knows ♪ 844 00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:20,289 -♪ You say the whole world's ending ♪ -♪ Everybody goes ♪ 845 00:51:20,372 --> 00:51:21,874 ♪ It already did ♪ 846 00:51:21,957 --> 00:51:25,043 ♪ It's only a problem When you go outside ♪ 847 00:51:25,127 --> 00:51:27,254 ♪ All eyes on me, all eyes on me ♪ 848 00:51:27,337 --> 00:51:31,633 -♪ Got it good, now get inside ♪ -♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 849 00:51:31,717 --> 00:51:34,595 ♪ Get on out of your seat All eyes on me ♪ 850 00:51:34,678 --> 00:51:37,222 -♪ All eyes on me ♪ -♪ …everybody knows ♪ 851 00:51:37,306 --> 00:51:39,183 ♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 852 00:51:39,266 --> 00:51:41,810 ♪ Go where everybody knows ♪ 853 00:51:41,894 --> 00:51:43,729 ♪ Everybody goes ♪ 854 00:51:43,812 --> 00:51:45,272 ♪ Pray for me ♪ 855 00:51:45,355 --> 00:51:48,066 ♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 856 00:51:48,150 --> 00:51:50,903 ♪ Get on out of your seat All eyes on me ♪ 857 00:51:50,986 --> 00:51:52,529 ♪ All eyes on me ♪ 858 00:51:52,613 --> 00:51:53,655 -[humming] -♪ Come on ♪ 859 00:51:53,739 --> 00:51:56,200 ♪ Get your fuckin' hands up ♪ 860 00:51:56,283 --> 00:51:57,993 ♪ Get on out of your seat ♪ 861 00:51:58,076 --> 00:52:01,330 ♪ All eyes on me, all eyes on me ♪ 862 00:52:03,457 --> 00:52:05,542 [bird chirping] 863 00:52:12,799 --> 00:52:13,675 Hi. 864 00:52:13,759 --> 00:52:14,927 So… 865 00:52:15,802 --> 00:52:16,803 uh… 866 00:52:16,887 --> 00:52:18,805 thank you for your patience. 867 00:52:18,889 --> 00:52:19,806 Um… 868 00:52:21,934 --> 00:52:26,730 I've decided that I'm going to stop doing this 869 00:52:26,813 --> 00:52:31,985 because I've been trying to finish this special for many months now. 870 00:52:32,069 --> 00:52:33,737 I keep thinking that I'm done. 871 00:52:33,820 --> 00:52:36,031 I'll write an ending and I'll film an ending, 872 00:52:36,990 --> 00:52:38,617 and then I'll edit it and I'll watch it, 873 00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:42,621 and then I'll feel like I'm not done and I have to do something else. 874 00:52:42,704 --> 00:52:43,956 And… 875 00:52:46,458 --> 00:52:48,669 I think it's partly because I… 876 00:52:50,003 --> 00:52:52,965 the thing that I'm writing about is an ending, 877 00:52:53,048 --> 00:52:57,845 so it's hard to end whatever this is. 878 00:52:58,679 --> 00:53:03,433 I'm just-- I feel like I'm waiting for some big idea 879 00:53:03,517 --> 00:53:08,772 that's gonna tie it all together and make sense of it and satisfy me. 880 00:53:08,856 --> 00:53:10,399 But, uh… 881 00:53:11,358 --> 00:53:12,860 I don't think that's gonna happen. 882 00:53:12,943 --> 00:53:19,199 And the more I wait for it, the more shitty I feel and look. 883 00:53:20,325 --> 00:53:21,952 So, yeah… 884 00:53:23,871 --> 00:53:24,913 Um… 885 00:53:25,706 --> 00:53:27,416 When this started, I… 886 00:53:29,001 --> 00:53:31,795 You know, I don't even know what I… 887 00:53:31,879 --> 00:53:36,175 Um… yeah, so I decide… 888 00:53:37,885 --> 00:53:42,556 I realized that the only way this thing is going to stop 889 00:53:42,639 --> 00:53:45,475 is if I stop doing it, so I'm gonna stop. 890 00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:47,644 And… 891 00:53:48,312 --> 00:53:50,022 all right, goodbye. Thank you. 892 00:53:50,105 --> 00:53:51,190 [mic clatters] 893 00:53:52,399 --> 00:53:56,153 ♪ Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime ♪ 894 00:53:56,236 --> 00:54:00,365 ♪ I'm finished playing now I'm staying inside ♪ 895 00:54:00,449 --> 00:54:04,328 ♪ If I wake up In a house that's full of smoke ♪ 896 00:54:04,411 --> 00:54:07,956 ♪ I'll panic, so call me up And tell me a joke ♪ 897 00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:11,793 ♪ When I'm fully irrelevant And totally broke ♪ 898 00:54:11,877 --> 00:54:16,089 ♪ God damn it, call me up And tell me a joke ♪ 899 00:54:16,173 --> 00:54:18,258 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 900 00:54:19,384 --> 00:54:23,555 ♪ You're really joking At a time like this? ♪ 901 00:54:25,682 --> 00:54:28,685 -[fire crackling] -[maniacal laughter] 902 00:54:33,273 --> 00:54:35,275 [hysterical screaming] 903 00:54:42,366 --> 00:54:43,659 [audio cuts off] 904 00:55:01,426 --> 00:55:03,428 -[clears throat] -[objects clatter] 905 00:55:03,512 --> 00:55:04,555 Shit. 906 00:55:04,638 --> 00:55:05,764 [clears throat] 907 00:55:08,267 --> 00:55:12,396 Hi, um, so I'm gonna do one more song. 908 00:55:12,479 --> 00:55:15,566 Uh… I know the last song seemed like it should have been the last song, 909 00:55:15,649 --> 00:55:17,484 but this is actually the last song. 910 00:55:17,568 --> 00:55:22,197 I just wanna say thank you for watching if you watched this. 911 00:55:22,281 --> 00:55:23,407 I appreciate it. 912 00:55:23,490 --> 00:55:24,741 I really do. 913 00:55:24,825 --> 00:55:26,952 And, um… thank you, yeah. 914 00:55:27,035 --> 00:55:29,037 I hope you enjoyed it. 915 00:55:29,121 --> 00:55:33,542 Um, this is a song about a chicken. 916 00:56:21,089 --> 00:56:26,720 ♪ The chicken wakes up Like she does every morning ♪ 917 00:56:26,803 --> 00:56:31,433 ♪ To the sounds Of her husband's screams ♪ 918 00:56:31,517 --> 00:56:36,522 ♪ Sat in the dark on the eggs She is warming ♪ 919 00:56:36,605 --> 00:56:43,070 ♪ She closes her eyes And dreams of walking to Memphis ♪ 920 00:56:43,153 --> 00:56:45,697 ♪ Becoming a dentist ♪ 921 00:56:45,781 --> 00:56:51,286 ♪ Anything but this ♪ 922 00:56:51,370 --> 00:56:56,041 ♪ I mean, she likes her life As a mother and wife ♪ 923 00:56:56,124 --> 00:57:01,880 ♪ But is that all she is? ♪ 924 00:57:02,881 --> 00:57:08,428 ♪ She stares out the window ♪ 925 00:57:10,347 --> 00:57:12,266 ♪ The very next morning ♪ 926 00:57:12,349 --> 00:57:16,728 ♪ The chicken decides To make her escape ♪ 927 00:57:16,812 --> 00:57:19,898 ♪ Get a taste of freedom ♪ 928 00:57:19,982 --> 00:57:25,070 ♪ She runs out the coop That her life's been confined to ♪ 929 00:57:25,153 --> 00:57:29,908 ♪ Suddenly sees the things She's only dreamed of ♪ 930 00:57:29,992 --> 00:57:34,705 ♪ Just up ahead Gophers run through a meadow ♪ 931 00:57:35,455 --> 00:57:37,749 ♪ Deer graze ♪ 932 00:57:37,833 --> 00:57:40,210 ♪ Birds sing ♪ 933 00:57:40,669 --> 00:57:45,424 ♪ Her future is waiting Right there for the taking ♪ 934 00:57:46,508 --> 00:57:50,596 ♪ There's just one thing ♪ 935 00:57:51,805 --> 00:57:56,476 ♪ The chicken must first ♪ 936 00:57:56,560 --> 00:58:01,106 ♪ Cross the road ♪ 937 00:58:02,065 --> 00:58:03,483 ♪ The ♪ 938 00:58:04,151 --> 00:58:06,320 ♪ Road ♪ 939 00:58:06,403 --> 00:58:09,907 ♪ A sea of trees and green and moss ♪ 940 00:58:09,990 --> 00:58:14,661 ♪ Waiting just across the road ♪ 941 00:58:14,745 --> 00:58:15,787 ♪ The ♪ 942 00:58:16,663 --> 00:58:19,041 ♪ Road ♪ 943 00:58:19,124 --> 00:58:21,752 ♪ A life of brighter days ♪ 944 00:58:22,377 --> 00:58:25,214 ♪ A width of road away ♪ 945 00:58:26,632 --> 00:58:29,259 ♪ The road is gigantic ♪ 946 00:58:29,343 --> 00:58:32,137 ♪ The chicken is little ♪ 947 00:58:32,721 --> 00:58:35,849 ♪ She moves ahead, left, right, left ♪ 948 00:58:35,933 --> 00:58:38,060 ♪ Right, left, right ♪ 949 00:58:38,143 --> 00:58:43,065 ♪ All of a sudden She stops in the middle ♪ 950 00:58:43,148 --> 00:58:48,278 ♪ Frozen in place By a pair of headlights ♪ 951 00:58:48,362 --> 00:58:53,825 ♪ It's anyone's guess What then happened next, but ♪ 952 00:58:54,618 --> 00:58:56,161 ♪ Most think ♪ 953 00:58:57,162 --> 00:58:59,081 ♪ She died ♪ 954 00:59:00,499 --> 00:59:05,754 ♪ But I think we ought To believe that she got to ♪ 955 00:59:06,922 --> 00:59:11,301 ♪ The other side ♪ 956 00:59:12,803 --> 00:59:14,471 ♪ So that's ♪ 957 00:59:14,555 --> 00:59:19,643 ♪ Why she did it ♪ 958 00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:45,419 [orchestral music playing] 959 01:00:10,944 --> 01:00:12,988 Hello, I'm Bo Burnham, 960 01:00:13,071 --> 01:00:16,867 president of Inside Studios and adult man in a baseball hat. 961 01:00:16,950 --> 01:00:20,495 We here at Inside Studios have built a global fan base 962 01:00:20,579 --> 01:00:23,415 through the unique brand of our storytelling. 963 01:00:23,498 --> 01:00:29,630 And tonight I am absolutely thrilled to announce our biggest endeavor yet, 964 01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:33,467 the Inside Cinematic Universe. 965 01:00:34,384 --> 01:00:38,180 The ICU will be an interconnected series of films 966 01:00:38,263 --> 01:00:43,519 further exploring the beloved characters and themes established by Inside, 967 01:00:43,602 --> 01:00:45,437 the film you are currently watching. 968 01:00:45,521 --> 01:00:49,107 So to the fans, I want to say thank you. 969 01:00:49,191 --> 01:00:51,944 Thank you for your support. 970 01:00:52,027 --> 01:00:54,988 You are why we do it, and we love you. 971 01:00:55,072 --> 01:00:58,575 And we are just getting started. 972 01:00:58,659 --> 01:01:00,452 [music fades] 973 01:01:02,204 --> 01:01:03,956 [peaceful music playing] 974 01:01:08,627 --> 01:01:10,337 [easy-listening music playing] 975 01:01:13,173 --> 01:01:14,758 [martial music playing] 976 01:01:17,052 --> 01:01:20,889 [plaintive flutes playing] 977 01:01:20,973 --> 01:01:23,392 [epic music playing] 978 01:01:24,726 --> 01:01:26,478 [guitar riff playing] 979 01:01:26,562 --> 01:01:29,231 ['50s style] ♪ Yeah, come on ♪ 980 01:01:29,314 --> 01:01:30,941 [music fades] 981 01:01:31,024 --> 01:01:33,026 [peaceful symphonic music playing] 982 01:01:37,656 --> 01:01:39,449 [orchestral drums pounding] 983 01:01:41,243 --> 01:01:43,662 [music fades] 984 01:01:52,129 --> 01:01:55,382 [crowd in film whooping] 985 01:01:55,465 --> 01:01:56,717 [whooping stops] 986 01:01:59,845 --> 01:02:01,555 [chair rattles] 987 01:02:02,931 --> 01:02:05,309 ♪ I don't know what's happening ♪ 988 01:02:05,392 --> 01:02:07,603 ♪ I don't know what's happening ♪ 989 01:02:07,686 --> 01:02:10,272 -♪ I don't know what is ♪ -♪ Going on ♪ 990 01:02:10,355 --> 01:02:12,649 -♪ What the fuck is ♪ -♪ Going on? ♪ 991 01:02:12,733 --> 01:02:14,860 ♪ I don't know what's happening ♪ 992 01:02:14,943 --> 01:02:17,279 ♪ I don't know what's happening ♪ 993 01:02:17,362 --> 01:02:19,740 -♪ I don't know what is ♪ -♪ Going on ♪ 994 01:02:19,823 --> 01:02:22,075 -♪ What the fuck is ♪ -♪ Going on? ♪ 995 01:02:22,159 --> 01:02:24,536 ♪ I don't know what's happening ♪ 996 01:02:24,620 --> 01:02:26,872 ♪ I don't know what's happening ♪ 997 01:02:26,955 --> 01:02:29,416 -♪ I don't know what is ♪ -♪ Going on ♪ 998 01:02:29,499 --> 01:02:31,960 -♪ What the fuck is ♪ -♪ Going on? ♪ 999 01:02:32,044 --> 01:02:33,045 Uh, wait a minute. 1000 01:02:33,128 --> 01:02:35,464 ♪ What the fuck is going on? ♪ 1001 01:02:35,547 --> 01:02:37,883 ♪ What the fuck is going on? ♪ 1002 01:02:37,966 --> 01:02:40,260 ♪ What the fuck is going on? ♪ 1003 01:02:40,344 --> 01:02:42,846 ♪ What the fuck is going on? ♪ 1004 01:02:42,930 --> 01:02:45,098 ♪ What the fuck is going on? ♪ 1005 01:02:45,182 --> 01:02:47,601 ♪ What the fuck is going on? ♪ 1006 01:02:47,684 --> 01:02:49,978 ♪ What the fuck is going on? ♪ 1007 01:02:50,062 --> 01:02:51,772 ♪ What the fuck is going on? ♪ 1008 01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:53,815 ♪ …going on? ♪