1 00:00:00,172 --> 00:00:03,210 ["Point of No Return" plays] 2 00:00:08,077 --> 00:00:09,078 Oh! [grunts] 3 00:00:15,153 --> 00:00:17,983 [students] Mr. Marquez, Mr. Marquez, Mr. Marquez. 4 00:00:17,983 --> 00:00:19,433 Excuse me. What? What-- 5 00:00:19,433 --> 00:00:21,297 - Whoa. - What-- What'’s going on? 6 00:00:21,297 --> 00:00:23,575 - We need your help right now. - With Powderpuff. 7 00:00:23,575 --> 00:00:25,163 Powderpuff? What'’s Powderpuff? 8 00:00:25,163 --> 00:00:27,130 You know, when the girls play football, 9 00:00:27,130 --> 00:00:28,994 and then the football players dress as cheerleaders. 10 00:00:28,994 --> 00:00:31,065 - Oh, that. Yeah. - Yeah. 11 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:33,033 I'’m sorry, I don't know anything about football. 12 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,655 - Hold on. - Mr. Marquez. 13 00:00:34,655 --> 00:00:36,346 Nobody is mad about the girls playing football. 14 00:00:36,346 --> 00:00:38,107 They'’re mad about us dressing up as cheerleaders. 15 00:00:38,107 --> 00:00:40,454 And why are you guys coming to me? '’Cause I'm gay? 16 00:00:40,454 --> 00:00:42,456 Sweet of you guys, but I don'’t wanna be on the news 17 00:00:42,456 --> 00:00:46,046 as the gay guy fighting for young men'’s rights to dress up like girls. 18 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:49,842 Come on, Mr. Marquez. This is our senior year. It'’s the most things we look forward to. 19 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:52,155 It'’s the most things you look forward to? 20 00:00:52,155 --> 00:00:53,536 Jason, the grammar. 21 00:00:53,536 --> 00:00:55,469 It'’s the thing you look forward to the most. 22 00:00:55,469 --> 00:00:57,091 Wow. Yeah, that is what I'’ve been. 23 00:00:57,091 --> 00:00:58,472 See? You'’re already helping. 24 00:00:58,472 --> 00:01:00,232 Okay, I'’m sorry, guys. I just-- It'’s not-- 25 00:01:00,232 --> 00:01:02,027 - Hold on, man. - Please. Think about it. 26 00:01:02,027 --> 00:01:04,098 I'’ll talk to Coach Hillridge after school. How'’s that? 27 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:05,341 - That'’s dope. - Yeah! 28 00:01:05,341 --> 00:01:08,378 [cheering, woofing] 29 00:01:08,378 --> 00:01:09,552 Great. 30 00:01:09,552 --> 00:01:12,693 ♪ I wanna take you in my arms ♪ 31 00:01:12,693 --> 00:01:15,075 ♪ You'’re taking me ♪ 32 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,111 ♪ To the point of no return ♪ 33 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:21,702 ♪ Oh oh oh You'’re taking me ♪ 34 00:01:21,702 --> 00:01:23,566 - [whistle blows] - [Markie] All right. Huddle up. Listen. 35 00:01:23,566 --> 00:01:27,294 You ladies all begged for a female coach this year for Powderpuff. 36 00:01:27,294 --> 00:01:29,399 And since everybody gets what they want these days, 37 00:01:29,399 --> 00:01:31,539 give it up for Ms. Sanders. 38 00:01:31,539 --> 00:01:33,679 [Gwen] Hi. Thank you. 39 00:01:33,679 --> 00:01:37,442 Unfortunately, I don'’t know all the technical dos and don'’ts of football per se, 40 00:01:37,442 --> 00:01:39,651 so I'’ve brought Coach Hillridge here. 41 00:01:39,651 --> 00:01:41,722 He'’s just gonna assist me on small things. 42 00:01:41,722 --> 00:01:44,104 Like, when you catch the ball, which way do you go? 43 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,347 And then why do you ever kick the ball? 44 00:01:46,347 --> 00:01:49,247 That'’s right. Ms. Sanders is your coach today, so just ignore me. 45 00:01:49,247 --> 00:01:53,906 You won'’t notice me at all. I'll just be here teaching her how to teach you how to play football. 46 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:55,667 - That'’s right. - Tell '’em to start running sprints. 47 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:58,428 - Sprints! - [Markie] Come on. 48 00:01:58,428 --> 00:02:00,120 Evan, catch. 49 00:02:01,845 --> 00:02:03,261 Hey, I told your football players 50 00:02:03,261 --> 00:02:05,263 I'’d help them save their Powderpuff performance. 51 00:02:05,263 --> 00:02:08,058 - You'’re trying to cancel that? - You think I wanna cancel Powderpuff? 52 00:02:08,058 --> 00:02:10,060 Why? I love that shit. 53 00:02:10,060 --> 00:02:14,203 Come on. Big football dudes dressed up like cheerleaders. 54 00:02:14,203 --> 00:02:16,757 - Oh! - That'’s the height of comedy, man. Come on. 55 00:02:16,757 --> 00:02:19,000 - God, Gwen. - You gotta take it up with Moretti. 56 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,726 - I'’m taking it up with Moretti. - Catch him. 57 00:02:20,726 --> 00:02:22,418 - What do I do now? - Burpees. 58 00:02:22,418 --> 00:02:24,972 - It'’s time for "blurpees," girls! - Burpees. 59 00:02:24,972 --> 00:02:26,594 - Hey, Grant. - No, Evan! 60 00:02:26,594 --> 00:02:28,562 - Grant. - No, I'’m off the clock. 61 00:02:28,562 --> 00:02:30,564 - My car is technically not school grounds. - Listen, 62 00:02:30,564 --> 00:02:32,186 what is this Powderpuff thing? 63 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:34,223 You'’re canceling this Powderpuff thing? What is this? 64 00:02:34,223 --> 00:02:38,123 We'’re not canceling anything. Nothing is being canceled. 65 00:02:38,123 --> 00:02:40,194 Look, it'’s not-- It'’s being discussed. 66 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:41,644 It'’s not all of Powderpuff. 67 00:02:41,644 --> 00:02:44,129 It'’s just the-- the boys' cheerleading performance 68 00:02:44,129 --> 00:02:46,304 has become a sort of a hot-button issue, all right? 69 00:02:46,304 --> 00:02:48,651 Just tell the parents to lighten up. 70 00:02:48,651 --> 00:02:50,100 - It'’s not the parents. - What? 71 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:51,723 Not the parents. The parents love it. 72 00:02:51,723 --> 00:02:54,967 Big football guys in girls'’ clothes. It'’s funny stuff, Evan. 73 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:58,074 Even I, back in the day, I was in Powderpuff back in the day. 74 00:02:58,074 --> 00:02:59,455 - Really? - Yeah, we had a cheer 75 00:02:59,455 --> 00:03:00,835 about our butts, kicking butts. 76 00:03:00,835 --> 00:03:03,113 That'’s me. I didn't even have to shave my legs. 77 00:03:03,113 --> 00:03:04,667 - You look like Hilary Duff. - Thank you. 78 00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:07,014 If it'’s not the parents, who'’s trying to cancel it? 79 00:03:07,014 --> 00:03:11,846 The students. The LGBTQ+IA2S+ Alliance. 80 00:03:11,846 --> 00:03:14,228 That'’s crazy. Why didn'’t they just come talk to me? 81 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:16,196 I helped rhinestone their flag. 82 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,301 - They think you'’re homophobic now. - What? Why? 83 00:03:18,301 --> 00:03:20,269 They think that you don'’t believe in lesbians. 84 00:03:20,269 --> 00:03:21,684 Oh, come on. 85 00:03:21,684 --> 00:03:24,514 - That was taken out of context. - What context was it in? 86 00:03:24,514 --> 00:03:27,034 Just I was having a regular conversation with Gwen. 87 00:03:27,034 --> 00:03:29,588 And I was telling her I have a hard time believing that lesbians 88 00:03:29,588 --> 00:03:30,969 aren'’t attracted to men. 89 00:03:34,041 --> 00:03:35,318 Okay. So you'’re saying-- 90 00:03:35,318 --> 00:03:37,769 Powderpuff is this old boomer tradition 91 00:03:37,769 --> 00:03:39,529 where the boys get to make fun of the girls. 92 00:03:39,529 --> 00:03:41,117 And more importantly, 93 00:03:41,117 --> 00:03:44,500 these football players are "gender-switching" as a joke 94 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:47,813 when there are people in this school who are actually nonbinary or trans. 95 00:03:47,813 --> 00:03:49,263 - And that is not a joke. - Pablo. 96 00:03:50,091 --> 00:03:51,127 Wake up. 97 00:03:51,127 --> 00:03:52,784 Is anybody actually upset about it? 98 00:03:52,784 --> 00:03:55,165 Like, in my experience, if men wanna dress up as women, 99 00:03:55,165 --> 00:03:57,202 - you should just let them. - Let my boys have fun. 100 00:03:57,202 --> 00:03:59,135 I actually love Powderpuff 101 00:03:59,135 --> 00:04:01,310 because the boys have to admit how hard our cheers are. 102 00:04:01,310 --> 00:04:03,312 Becca, you literally quit cheerleading. 103 00:04:03,312 --> 00:04:06,453 Yeah, because I literally died for three minutes last year. I went to hell. 104 00:04:06,453 --> 00:04:07,730 Stop talking about that. 105 00:04:07,730 --> 00:04:09,732 I'’ve never liked Powderpuff, personally. 106 00:04:09,732 --> 00:04:12,113 - Why, Jeff? - It sickens me. 107 00:04:12,113 --> 00:04:14,495 - The beauty is too intense. - That'’s crazy. 108 00:04:14,495 --> 00:04:17,843 Who here is in the LGBTQIA2S+ Alliance? 109 00:04:17,843 --> 00:04:19,949 Okay. Look, if you guys had come to me, 110 00:04:19,949 --> 00:04:21,916 I would have gently reminded you 111 00:04:21,916 --> 00:04:23,918 that while your hearts may be in the right place, 112 00:04:23,918 --> 00:04:27,853 in actuality, you'’re banning a drag performance at a school in the South. 113 00:04:27,853 --> 00:04:30,408 - Ooh! - Stop being a contrarian. 114 00:04:30,408 --> 00:04:32,824 You know, it'’s bullshit that these cool jock kids 115 00:04:32,824 --> 00:04:35,723 get to dress however they want and everybody loves it. 116 00:04:35,723 --> 00:04:39,348 They'’re doing it as a joke. It'’s not like real authentic drag. 117 00:04:39,348 --> 00:04:40,935 So, you guys just want the boys 118 00:04:40,935 --> 00:04:43,421 to be authentic and respectful in their performance. 119 00:04:43,421 --> 00:04:44,905 That would make you happy? 120 00:04:44,905 --> 00:04:46,286 - Yeah. - Yeah. Sure. 121 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,426 Okay. Good to know. 122 00:04:48,426 --> 00:04:50,807 - Yes, Tiffany. - This is literally book club. 123 00:04:50,807 --> 00:04:52,947 Like, why are we talking about this? 124 00:04:57,607 --> 00:04:59,954 - [sighs, inhales] - So, when you talk to the boys 125 00:04:59,954 --> 00:05:02,750 just, like, keep it base level, keep it easy. 126 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:05,512 - They'’re new to all this. - All right. I got it. Yeah. 127 00:05:05,512 --> 00:05:07,445 [Evan] They'’re gonna be maybe shocked. 128 00:05:07,445 --> 00:05:09,585 You still do those, uh, poetry jams? 129 00:05:09,585 --> 00:05:13,278 [Evan] No, that was just at A&M. I stopped after college. 130 00:05:13,278 --> 00:05:14,831 Oh. I miss those college parties. 131 00:05:14,831 --> 00:05:18,145 I remember you, like, refused to take photos with a digital camera. 132 00:05:18,145 --> 00:05:19,905 You'’d be like, "I only use real film." 133 00:05:19,905 --> 00:05:21,942 - Right. Right. Right. - And you had that mullet. 134 00:05:21,942 --> 00:05:23,875 I'’m much less of a loser now. 135 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:26,084 - And what do you do here? Oh. - I teach English. 136 00:05:26,084 --> 00:05:27,257 Hey, guys. 137 00:05:27,257 --> 00:05:29,950 Um, I would like to introduce you today 138 00:05:29,950 --> 00:05:31,814 to a very special friend of mine. 139 00:05:31,814 --> 00:05:33,919 This is Shazam. 140 00:05:33,919 --> 00:05:36,301 Hello, hello, my little babies. Hello. 141 00:05:36,301 --> 00:05:38,165 - Hi, Shazam. - [dispirited] Hi. 142 00:05:38,165 --> 00:05:40,132 Shazam was the queen of drag back in college. 143 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:43,826 And now, she has a long-running show in Austin called Woman of La Mancha. 144 00:05:43,826 --> 00:05:46,587 That actually got canceled. The show is now called Drink Ticket Tuesday. 145 00:05:46,587 --> 00:05:48,244 When you are old enough to drink, 146 00:05:48,244 --> 00:05:50,626 maybe you can go check that out, or don'’t tell anybody I said that. 147 00:05:50,626 --> 00:05:52,593 So, are you, like, a dude? 148 00:05:52,593 --> 00:05:54,940 I'’m like a dude. Yeah, I'’m cool like you guys. 149 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:58,012 I'’m a cool dude. I sit home. I wear tube socks. 150 00:05:58,012 --> 00:06:00,083 I blow my nose. I have hair. 151 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:02,603 But when she'’s dressed like this, she is Shazam. 152 00:06:02,603 --> 00:06:04,225 When I'’m dressed like this, 153 00:06:04,985 --> 00:06:06,366 I'’m your mama. 154 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,505 Okay. 155 00:06:07,505 --> 00:06:09,334 Quick question: Does anybody own a ferret? 156 00:06:09,334 --> 00:06:11,957 - Do they have ferrets? - I'’m just trying to connect with the kids. 157 00:06:11,957 --> 00:06:14,512 - They'’re not eight. - I don'’t know how old they are. 158 00:06:14,512 --> 00:06:15,754 Here'’s the deal, guys, 159 00:06:15,754 --> 00:06:17,929 Shazam is gonna teach you guys 160 00:06:17,929 --> 00:06:19,862 the proper way to dress like a girl. 161 00:06:19,862 --> 00:06:22,968 The right way. You know, it'’s a little bit like if you'’re gonna drink 162 00:06:22,968 --> 00:06:25,385 or experiment with drugs, I'’d rather you do it in the house. 163 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,834 That'’s not a great example. 164 00:06:26,834 --> 00:06:29,181 But she and I, we'’re gonna be your coaches in this. 165 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:32,392 Them, like, real titties? Or, like, what you got going on? 166 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,877 Honey. No, this is a breastplate. 167 00:06:34,877 --> 00:06:36,672 It looks great, right? Very realistic. 168 00:06:36,672 --> 00:06:38,812 - Yeah, it looks awesome. - We call it a titty bib. 169 00:06:38,812 --> 00:06:40,503 And this is a lace-front wig. 170 00:06:40,503 --> 00:06:42,402 - My mom has that. - Okay. 171 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:46,026 So, is there, like, a titty bib for your dick too? Or, like, where'’s that at? 172 00:06:46,026 --> 00:06:47,890 Yes, I am tucked. 173 00:06:47,890 --> 00:06:51,687 - It'’s like a jockstrap or like a cup. - It just kind of... [pops lips] 174 00:06:51,687 --> 00:06:53,482 - [Tray] Does it pop in? - Yeah, I tie it 175 00:06:53,482 --> 00:06:56,346 on the end of a ping-pong ball and shove it up my ass. 176 00:06:56,346 --> 00:06:58,038 Don'’t laugh. That's rude. 177 00:06:58,038 --> 00:07:00,972 Yeah. No, no. You guys can laugh. This is what I'’m saying. 178 00:07:00,972 --> 00:07:03,457 Shazam is very funny. Drag can be very funny. 179 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:07,185 So, if you guys, for this Powderpuff performance, instead of doing joke drag 180 00:07:07,185 --> 00:07:09,187 or half drag or just the cheerleading outfits, 181 00:07:09,187 --> 00:07:11,603 if you just do authentic, real drag like this, 182 00:07:11,603 --> 00:07:14,088 then the LGBTQ Alliance cannot be upset. 183 00:07:14,088 --> 00:07:17,816 So, you want us dress like this? 184 00:07:17,816 --> 00:07:21,475 Oh, honey. I don'’t think you have the balls to dress like this. 185 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:22,925 - Ooh! - Oh-ho-ho-ho! 186 00:07:22,925 --> 00:07:25,203 And that-- This is good. This is the thing. 187 00:07:25,203 --> 00:07:27,308 She just read you, and you can read her back and-- 188 00:07:27,308 --> 00:07:29,759 - And I'’m an accelerated reader, Tray. - Damn. 189 00:07:29,759 --> 00:07:32,521 Drag is about self-expression. About being larger than life. 190 00:07:32,521 --> 00:07:36,386 Shazam used to have a motto in college, used to say, "We don'’t mark it, baby"-- 191 00:07:36,386 --> 00:07:38,216 - We do everything full-out. -"We go full-out." 192 00:07:38,216 --> 00:07:39,562 - What is "mark it"? - It'’s like-- 193 00:07:39,562 --> 00:07:41,633 - When you don'’t go all the way on something. - Yeah, 194 00:07:41,633 --> 00:07:44,187 it'’s like, one, two, three, four. [grunts] 195 00:07:44,187 --> 00:07:46,293 You know, you wanna be like-- [makes whooshing sound] 196 00:07:46,293 --> 00:07:47,950 Like when you don'’t hustle in football. 197 00:07:47,950 --> 00:07:49,296 Oh. Okay. 198 00:07:49,296 --> 00:07:52,713 We'’re gonna go all out. You guys on board? Maybe? 199 00:07:52,713 --> 00:07:54,335 Mmm... 200 00:07:55,336 --> 00:07:56,855 [Tray sighs] Fuck it. 201 00:07:56,855 --> 00:07:59,409 It'’s my senior year. Let'’s get it for Coach Shazam. 202 00:07:59,409 --> 00:08:01,273 - Yeah! - Let'’s go. 203 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:02,654 - Whoo! - Yeah! 204 00:08:02,654 --> 00:08:04,449 - Coach Shazam. - Coach. Yeah. 205 00:08:04,449 --> 00:08:05,864 - [woofing] - [Shazam] Okay. Uh-- Oh-- 206 00:08:09,005 --> 00:08:10,144 Sarah, you hold the ball, 207 00:08:10,144 --> 00:08:11,594 you'’re gonna hike it to-- 208 00:08:11,594 --> 00:08:12,802 - To who? - To the quarterback. 209 00:08:12,802 --> 00:08:14,770 To the quarterback. Yes, amazing. Great. 210 00:08:14,770 --> 00:08:18,014 Once you catch it, you'’re just gonna throw it to-- Who? 211 00:08:18,014 --> 00:08:20,120 - To the receiver. - [Gwen] Ella, catch it. 212 00:08:20,879 --> 00:08:21,984 Yes, I love this! 213 00:08:21,984 --> 00:08:23,572 Okay. So, once you catch it-- 214 00:08:23,572 --> 00:08:25,194 Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ah, ah! 215 00:08:25,194 --> 00:08:27,990 I know this. You guys are all gonna tackle her, okay? 216 00:08:27,990 --> 00:08:29,647 - You'’re gonna get her. - Wait, are-- 217 00:08:29,647 --> 00:08:31,614 Put your body into her! Chest forward! 218 00:08:31,614 --> 00:08:33,513 - Wait. - Wait, aren'’t we playing flag football? 219 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,238 - Yes. Yes. - No. What? 220 00:08:35,238 --> 00:08:37,378 - Flag football. - No. Why wouldn'’t they play tackle football? 221 00:08:37,378 --> 00:08:39,277 So they don'’t injure themselves 222 00:08:39,277 --> 00:08:41,244 - or each other. - Are you kidding? 223 00:08:41,244 --> 00:08:43,281 - No. - I mean, God, here we go. 224 00:08:43,281 --> 00:08:46,629 Girls aren'’t allowed to hurt anyone. This is why we get kidnapped. 225 00:08:46,629 --> 00:08:50,288 Someone says, "Get in my car," we go along with it 226 00:08:50,288 --> 00:08:53,360 '’cause we don't wanna hurt their feelings, and it turns out to be the killer. 227 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:56,501 This is a football field. It'’s a game. We're not worried about killers. 228 00:08:56,501 --> 00:08:57,813 - You'’re not. - Excuse me? 229 00:08:57,813 --> 00:08:59,953 Coach Hillridge, you can walk to your car alone at night 230 00:08:59,953 --> 00:09:01,679 without thinking that someone'’s gonna kill you. 231 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:03,646 You can walk alone to your car tonight as well. 232 00:09:03,646 --> 00:09:05,924 - Just don'’t park in a shit neighborhood. - Okay, okay. 233 00:09:05,924 --> 00:09:07,857 - You'’re kidding, right? - I'’m not. 234 00:09:07,857 --> 00:09:09,583 I'’m a 110-pound girl. 235 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:12,206 - The whole world is a bad neighborhood to me. - That part. 236 00:09:12,206 --> 00:09:15,140 You know what? I don'’t think you know what it'’s like to be a woman. 237 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:18,316 - That'’s not the point. - Your biggest fear is getting made fun of. 238 00:09:18,316 --> 00:09:20,387 - Our biggest fear is getting raped and killed. - Whoa! 239 00:09:20,387 --> 00:09:22,803 Whoa, whoa. The girls do not need to hear about this. 240 00:09:22,803 --> 00:09:24,598 They hear about this all the time. 241 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:27,463 When I toured Texas State, this is, like, all they talked about. 242 00:09:27,463 --> 00:09:29,534 Did they show you where all those emergency poles are 243 00:09:29,534 --> 00:09:31,812 - in case you'’re getting serial killed at college? - Yeah, they had to. 244 00:09:31,812 --> 00:09:33,918 - Exactly. - Okay. First and foremost, 245 00:09:33,918 --> 00:09:36,196 we'’re not talking about getting serial killed at college. 246 00:09:36,196 --> 00:09:38,336 This is Powderpuff. This is fun, okay? 247 00:09:38,336 --> 00:09:41,408 How do you expect them to defend themselves on the field... 248 00:09:41,408 --> 00:09:44,376 - Mmm. - ...if they can'’t defend themselves out in the world? 249 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:47,241 How are they gonna defend themselves against someone like the Highway Killer? 250 00:09:47,241 --> 00:09:49,243 - Oh, my God. - Who'’s the Highway Killer? 251 00:09:49,243 --> 00:09:52,902 The podcast. The Highway Killer: Murder at the Speed of Death. 252 00:09:52,902 --> 00:09:54,179 Yeah. It'’s really good. 253 00:09:54,179 --> 00:09:56,078 - The chemistry between the two of them. - Yeah. 254 00:09:56,078 --> 00:09:58,425 - The way they'’re making each other laugh. - I know. 255 00:09:58,425 --> 00:10:00,151 - What'’s it called? - [Sarah] The Highway Killer. 256 00:10:00,151 --> 00:10:04,051 Okay, wait-- Yeah, I'’ll give it a go. Why not? 302 episodes. 257 00:10:04,051 --> 00:10:05,225 By the way, routes. 258 00:10:05,225 --> 00:10:08,124 Oh, yeah. Run routes, guys. Get it. 259 00:10:09,022 --> 00:10:10,437 I asked you not to get involved. 260 00:10:10,437 --> 00:10:12,542 Grant, if you'’re teaching somebody to play piano, 261 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:13,613 who do you get to help them? 262 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,855 A piano teacher. 263 00:10:14,855 --> 00:10:16,443 If you'’re teaching guys to dress up like girls-- 264 00:10:16,443 --> 00:10:18,203 I'’m getting calls from the parents. 265 00:10:18,203 --> 00:10:19,446 I don'’t know who this person is. 266 00:10:19,446 --> 00:10:21,379 She could be a lunatic. She could be a criminal. 267 00:10:21,379 --> 00:10:24,175 Because she happens to be a drag queen, she'’s a lunatic and a criminal? 268 00:10:24,175 --> 00:10:26,142 - Are you hearing yourself? - That'’s not what I mean. 269 00:10:26,142 --> 00:10:28,973 You can'’t bring in strangers to teach at the school. You can'’t do that. 270 00:10:28,973 --> 00:10:32,079 I was trying to satisfy the LGBTQIA2S+ Alliance. 271 00:10:32,079 --> 00:10:34,806 Why? Why succumb to the whims of these four gay kids? 272 00:10:34,806 --> 00:10:37,844 - I never said that. - There'’s at least eight of them, right? 273 00:10:37,844 --> 00:10:39,328 You just listen to them complain. 274 00:10:39,328 --> 00:10:41,226 You don'’t have to do anything about their problems. 275 00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:44,229 - I thought their concerns were valid. - Valid? Here'’s what's valid. 276 00:10:44,229 --> 00:10:46,266 Those football players'’ parents are gonna be there. 277 00:10:46,266 --> 00:10:49,407 Superintendent Boone will be there. And this is what they'’re expecting to see. 278 00:10:49,407 --> 00:10:51,133 - What is this? - I'’ll read along, all right? 279 00:10:51,133 --> 00:10:55,447 "Appropriate and approved attire for the Powderpuff halftime performance: 280 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:58,002 - hair ties, face glitter, nail polish... - Polish. 281 00:10:58,002 --> 00:11:00,314 ...cheerleading outfits." This is ridiculous. 282 00:11:00,314 --> 00:11:03,248 It needs to be cute. It needs to be fun. Everybody'’s gonna be happy. 283 00:11:03,248 --> 00:11:05,423 We'’re gonna have a great time. No one gets fired. 284 00:11:05,423 --> 00:11:07,667 Think of your job, Evan. Think of your job. 285 00:11:09,116 --> 00:11:10,428 So, ladies, you got these flags. 286 00:11:10,428 --> 00:11:12,016 If someone'’s trying to get your flag, 287 00:11:12,016 --> 00:11:13,673 I'’m thinking it's a lot of this. 288 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,399 It'’s in the hips. Try it. If someone'’s trying to get you 289 00:11:16,399 --> 00:11:18,781 - and you'’re juking-- - Stop. Stop what you'’re doing. Stop. 290 00:11:18,781 --> 00:11:21,922 I listened to, like, eight episodes of that podcast you told me about, 291 00:11:21,922 --> 00:11:24,580 and I couldn'’t care less about y'’all running plays, 292 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,444 running out routes, in routes, posts. 293 00:11:26,444 --> 00:11:28,135 I care more about you 294 00:11:28,135 --> 00:11:30,828 not ending up in tiny little pieces in someone'’s freezer. 295 00:11:30,828 --> 00:11:34,694 We need to forget about football and teach these girls self-defense. 296 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,937 - Wow, Markie. - Yeah. Looks like I'’m a feminist now. 297 00:11:36,937 --> 00:11:38,111 You'’re a feminist? 298 00:11:38,111 --> 00:11:39,975 Only when it comes to female violence. 299 00:11:39,975 --> 00:11:42,943 I still feel the same way about equal pay. Some people just work harder. 300 00:11:42,943 --> 00:11:44,738 I mean, show me a woman who'’s a CEO. 301 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,119 Elizabeth Holmes. 302 00:11:48,535 --> 00:11:52,573 Okay, we are doing female self-defense 101, right now. 303 00:11:52,573 --> 00:11:53,954 I just want to play football. 304 00:11:53,954 --> 00:11:55,818 - Then you can leave. - Fuck out of here. 305 00:11:55,818 --> 00:11:59,132 Guys, I hate to break it to you. We got some bad news. 306 00:11:59,132 --> 00:12:01,790 I got this email from the school board. 307 00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:05,034 This is a list of things that have been approved 308 00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:07,036 - for the boys'’ Powderpuff performance. - [murmuring] 309 00:12:07,036 --> 00:12:10,764 Needless to say, the things we'’ve been doing in here are not on this list, 310 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:13,146 - and they wanna kick Shazam out. - What? 311 00:12:13,146 --> 00:12:15,320 First my sister'’s baby shower, now this. 312 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,839 You guys want me to read this list? 313 00:12:16,839 --> 00:12:18,634 - Hell no. - No. Nah. 314 00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:20,429 Okay. Why don'’t I just... 315 00:12:22,569 --> 00:12:23,673 - [Tray] Mmm... - Yeah. 316 00:12:23,673 --> 00:12:26,676 [cheering] 317 00:12:26,676 --> 00:12:28,126 - [Tray] Whose house? - Our house! 318 00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:29,472 - Whose house? - Our house! 319 00:12:32,027 --> 00:12:33,062 [Shazam] It'’s our house! 320 00:12:33,062 --> 00:12:34,546 [Shazam] These will fit better 321 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,652 if you really just, like, stretch it. 322 00:12:36,652 --> 00:12:39,689 Love. And then this. There we go. 323 00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:41,864 - Yeah! - It'’s actually a bra, 324 00:12:41,864 --> 00:12:44,694 but I wear mine as a sleep mask when I fly coach. 325 00:12:44,694 --> 00:12:47,249 Okay, Coach Hillridge, you'’re walking to your car alone at night. 326 00:12:47,249 --> 00:12:48,595 - Where are your keys? - Front pocket. 327 00:12:48,595 --> 00:12:50,252 Wrong. Attacker, boom, you'’re dead. 328 00:12:50,252 --> 00:12:53,565 Take your keys, put '’em right between your fingers like Wolverine. 329 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:54,912 It'’s gonna get him good. 330 00:12:54,912 --> 00:12:56,258 What kind of girls you run with 331 00:12:56,258 --> 00:12:57,604 that you'’ve never seen a bra? 332 00:12:57,604 --> 00:12:59,848 ["Gloria" plays] 333 00:12:59,848 --> 00:13:02,298 [Shazam] Step together, step together, step together. 334 00:13:03,921 --> 00:13:07,994 Come on, boys. A little more sashay, a little less shantay. 335 00:13:07,994 --> 00:13:10,790 Do you see the way she just did this? She was like... 336 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,862 You know what I mean? That is, what do we call it? Marking it. She was marking it. 337 00:13:13,862 --> 00:13:16,209 You'’re a beautiful single female. There'’s a note on your car. 338 00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:18,073 Probably from an admirer. Let'’s see what it's about. 339 00:13:18,073 --> 00:13:20,558 Distraction means death. You'’re done. 340 00:13:20,558 --> 00:13:22,353 Ah... 341 00:13:22,353 --> 00:13:23,768 Sway. Sway. 342 00:13:23,768 --> 00:13:24,838 Will you marry me? 343 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:25,943 Yes, of course. 344 00:13:25,943 --> 00:13:27,289 Boom, you'’re dead. 345 00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:29,222 Your husband'’s the most likely person to kill you. 346 00:13:29,222 --> 00:13:30,913 Let me see the hands like this. 347 00:13:30,913 --> 00:13:33,433 We saw a nipple. Now we'’ve been disqualified. 348 00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:35,159 - Killer'’s dead. - [Markie] Check the pulse. 349 00:13:35,159 --> 00:13:37,092 - He tricked you, now you'’re dead. - [Markie grunts] 350 00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:38,231 Ah, ah, ah. 351 00:13:38,231 --> 00:13:40,992 Okay. Can I see you try that? Yes. 352 00:13:40,992 --> 00:13:42,338 You'’re dead so is your family. 353 00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:44,133 Boom. You'’re dead. Boom! You'’re dead. 354 00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:45,928 [grunting] 355 00:13:45,928 --> 00:13:49,173 Ah. Ah. Ah! 356 00:13:49,173 --> 00:13:50,830 Ah. Ah. 357 00:13:52,659 --> 00:13:54,109 Ah. 358 00:13:54,109 --> 00:13:56,352 Evan, I think they'’re ready. 359 00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:58,976 Markie, seriously, you'’ve done such a good job today. 360 00:13:58,976 --> 00:14:00,909 - I'’m so proud of you. - My eyes are open. 361 00:14:00,909 --> 00:14:02,669 - I'’ve learned a lot, you know. - Thank you. 362 00:14:02,669 --> 00:14:04,188 - Hey. - Give me a little hug. 363 00:14:04,188 --> 00:14:05,948 - My buddy. - Indeed. 364 00:14:05,948 --> 00:14:07,674 Chloroform. Boom, he'’s dead. 365 00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:10,056 Okay, then you all get in a line and then I come out, 366 00:14:10,056 --> 00:14:12,506 and then I hit the audience with a huge death drop, right? 367 00:14:12,506 --> 00:14:15,440 So, it'’s like left leg out, right leg back, bam! 368 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:19,651 I don'’t know. I think it might be better to just leave the drag performing to the kids. 369 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:22,482 No, Mr. Marquez. We want Shazam until the very end. 370 00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:24,346 She steps our pussy up. 371 00:14:24,346 --> 00:14:27,487 Okay. If you guys want Shazam to do a death drop, 372 00:14:27,487 --> 00:14:29,903 Shazam can do a death drop at the end of the performance. 373 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,663 Brayden, you wanna count us out? 374 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,011 Full-out on three. One, two, three! 375 00:14:34,011 --> 00:14:35,702 - Full-out! - Full-out! 376 00:14:35,702 --> 00:14:37,255 [Jason] Let'’s go, bitches. 377 00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:40,672 Uh, same time tomorrow, guys. 378 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,088 [Shazam] Good hustle. 379 00:14:42,088 --> 00:14:43,917 I think we'’re doing a really good thing here. 380 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:47,162 - Me too. - Is this your iPhone charger? 381 00:14:47,162 --> 00:14:48,715 - No, I don'’t think so. - Okay. 382 00:14:48,715 --> 00:14:51,752 Well, I'’m gonna go to the bathroom, because I need to untuck. 383 00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:53,651 Mama is in pain. 384 00:14:53,651 --> 00:14:55,204 Okay. Take all the time you need. 385 00:14:55,204 --> 00:14:57,482 If you see a bald guy who looks like he'’s gonna kill himself, 386 00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:58,552 that'’s the principal. 387 00:14:58,552 --> 00:14:59,829 Just walk the other way. 388 00:15:04,558 --> 00:15:07,665 Keith, you left your duffel bag. 389 00:15:07,665 --> 00:15:10,012 This thing is getting heavier and heavier. 390 00:15:10,012 --> 00:15:11,186 What do you keep in there? 391 00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:13,567 - It'’s fucking wigs, man. - What is this? 392 00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:15,397 - Some wigs. - What'’s in your trunk? 393 00:15:20,091 --> 00:15:21,575 You'’re stealing from the school? 394 00:15:21,575 --> 00:15:23,439 No, this is stuff I'’ve owned before. 395 00:15:23,439 --> 00:15:27,064 Stuff you'’ve owned before. What does that even mean? 396 00:15:27,064 --> 00:15:29,618 Oh, my God. What is in this? 397 00:15:31,827 --> 00:15:33,933 Ferret food from Miss Mallory'’s class? 398 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,418 I have children to feed, Evan. Okay? 399 00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:38,523 You feed your children ferret food? 400 00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:41,423 My ferrets are my kids, Evan. I don'’t have a school full of '’em. 401 00:15:41,423 --> 00:15:43,149 We have to get this fucking stuff back inside. 402 00:15:43,149 --> 00:15:44,736 - Which stuff? - All of it. 403 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,876 - I'’ll help. - No, you can'’t help. 404 00:15:46,876 --> 00:15:48,706 You'’re a fucking thief. Do you understand? 405 00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:51,502 I vouched for you with the principal. I should call the cops right now. 406 00:15:51,502 --> 00:15:54,539 Oh, the principal? God, you used to be so punk rock, man. 407 00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:55,747 I don'’t know. You changed. 408 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,749 You are so fucked up. 409 00:15:58,647 --> 00:16:00,097 Anyway, I'’ll see you at rehearsal. 410 00:16:00,097 --> 00:16:02,202 No, you won'’t because you'’re-- you're fired. 411 00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:05,067 People are obsessed with saying that to me. 412 00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:07,863 - We need those printers. - Peace out, Evan. 413 00:16:07,863 --> 00:16:11,246 People have to print things at this school. 414 00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:14,421 Thank God you can'’t fit a fucking copy machine in that trunk. 415 00:16:16,354 --> 00:16:18,287 [Grant] "Ten printers, laser and inkjet." 416 00:16:18,287 --> 00:16:21,256 "Five laptops, framed picture of me." Hmm? 417 00:16:21,256 --> 00:16:25,570 "An American flag, an abacus, 45 pounds of ferret food, 418 00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,227 iPhone chargers, 20 to 30 iPhone"-- 419 00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:28,884 No one can find their iPhone chargers. 420 00:16:28,884 --> 00:16:31,128 Oh, and a student lent Shazam $300. 421 00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:34,062 Well, they'’re not getting it back. 422 00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:37,272 Look, there was no way of knowing, really, that she was-- 423 00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:38,549 No, there'’s no way of knowing? 424 00:16:38,549 --> 00:16:40,137 Your friend Keith has a record, Evan. 425 00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:42,035 - We'’re talking grand larceny here. - Right. 426 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,141 A criminal drag queen was brought into the school. 427 00:16:44,141 --> 00:16:47,178 You basically conjured a conservative talking point out of thin air. 428 00:16:47,178 --> 00:16:50,837 Did you not even think to check his-- her background? 429 00:16:50,837 --> 00:16:52,632 No, this was an old friend. I-- 430 00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:55,531 No, no, because you were so consumed with your little mission, right? 431 00:16:55,531 --> 00:16:57,326 Okay, well, congratulations, Evan. 432 00:16:57,326 --> 00:16:59,673 Congratulations. You-- You-- You succeeded. 433 00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:02,159 Oh, God. 434 00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:05,162 I am canceling the Powderpuff boys'’ performance. 435 00:17:05,162 --> 00:17:06,818 - Why? - A three-minute skit 436 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,268 isn'’t worth the hassle. 437 00:17:08,268 --> 00:17:09,511 It'’s already too much. 438 00:17:09,511 --> 00:17:11,582 I'’m getting texts from the LGTBQ kids. 439 00:17:11,582 --> 00:17:13,653 I don'’t even know how they got my personal phone number. 440 00:17:13,653 --> 00:17:16,690 And with Superintendent Boone being there, no, no, no, no, no. 441 00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:19,210 Do you understand how big this issue is? 442 00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:22,110 This isn'’t just about a little skit at a football game. 443 00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:23,559 This is about drag. 444 00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:26,321 Yeah, you-- you made it about drag. 445 00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:29,427 - [fizzing] - [Grant sighs] 446 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,430 Purr. 447 00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:33,914 Wait. So she had a record? 448 00:17:33,914 --> 00:17:37,021 Yeah. I mean, you can just never predict that someone has 449 00:17:37,021 --> 00:17:40,714 three DUIs and is permanently banned from the Austin Zoo. 450 00:17:40,714 --> 00:17:42,199 - We gotta go there. - We do. 451 00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:43,717 We'’ve got to go there. Don'’t forget that. 452 00:17:43,717 --> 00:17:45,167 The point is, I didn'’t know. 453 00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:46,893 It'’s awful that it's over, you know. 454 00:17:46,893 --> 00:17:48,653 It'’s just, like, it'’s over. It's over. 455 00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:50,552 I guess the girls'’ football game will be fun. 456 00:17:50,552 --> 00:17:52,899 Yeah. I don'’t know how much football they learned, 457 00:17:52,899 --> 00:17:55,936 but they'’re not gonna get killed at a highway rest stop. 458 00:17:55,936 --> 00:17:57,283 I can guarantee it. 459 00:17:57,283 --> 00:17:58,836 I think I'’m not gonna go to the game-- 460 00:17:58,836 --> 00:18:00,734 You gotta come to the football game. 461 00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:03,151 I don'’t know. It's so sad now. 462 00:18:03,151 --> 00:18:05,705 It would mean a lot to me that you come and you'’re just in the stand. 463 00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:07,327 - I worked really hard. - Yeah. 464 00:18:07,327 --> 00:18:09,191 You can bring a book and just, like, chill. 465 00:18:09,191 --> 00:18:10,848 - Yeah, I'’ll go. - Thank you. 466 00:18:10,848 --> 00:18:11,918 Goddamn it! 467 00:18:11,918 --> 00:18:13,161 Is that Nick out there? 468 00:18:13,161 --> 00:18:14,679 Yeah, he'’s working on the pool. 469 00:18:14,679 --> 00:18:17,579 What is he doing again? He'’s building a pool by hand? 470 00:18:17,579 --> 00:18:20,547 We'’re, like, basically saving so much money because he doesn'’t need bulldozers. 471 00:18:20,547 --> 00:18:23,723 He doesn'’t need people. He just needs himself and shovels and all that stuff-- 472 00:18:23,723 --> 00:18:25,690 That sounds so crazy. 473 00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:27,968 No, it'’s just concrete and digging, I think. 474 00:18:27,968 --> 00:18:31,110 And then, once it'’s done, it'’s gonna get listed on Swimply. 475 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,939 What'’s the word that you'’re saying? 476 00:18:32,939 --> 00:18:35,528 Swimply'’s an app where you list your pool and your backyard 477 00:18:35,528 --> 00:18:39,601 and you rent it for hours to people, strangers, and they pay you. 478 00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:41,361 - While you'’re home? - While we'’re home, 479 00:18:41,361 --> 00:18:43,915 and then you charge more if they come in and use your bathroom. 480 00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,331 Well, good for you. 481 00:18:45,331 --> 00:18:46,849 I'’ll get him to explain it to you. Nick! 482 00:18:46,849 --> 00:18:48,437 - You don'’t need to get him-- - No, no. Nick! 483 00:18:48,437 --> 00:18:50,094 - You don'’t have to come! - [Gwen] You do-- 484 00:18:50,094 --> 00:18:52,165 - [Evan] Hey, Nick. - [Nick] Hey. 485 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,098 - [Gwen] Hi. - Hey, babe. What'’s up? 486 00:18:54,098 --> 00:18:57,101 - I was just bragging about the pool. - Yeah. Yeah. 487 00:18:57,101 --> 00:19:01,278 I mean, look, it'’s like nobody in this neighborhood is on Swimply. 488 00:19:01,278 --> 00:19:03,590 They have pools, but they'’re not on the app. 489 00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:05,213 But I was at Trader Joe'’s the other day, 490 00:19:05,213 --> 00:19:07,491 and I think my neighbor heard me talking to you about it, 491 00:19:07,491 --> 00:19:08,837 so this is like a rushed dig. 492 00:19:08,837 --> 00:19:10,218 It'’s gonna be a rushed dig. 493 00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:12,634 All right. Well, I support that. 494 00:19:12,634 --> 00:19:14,256 I think it'’s cool. I think it'’s inspiring. 495 00:19:14,256 --> 00:19:16,085 It'’s so much fun. I gotta get back outside. 496 00:19:16,085 --> 00:19:17,259 Okay, bye. 497 00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:19,296 My little pool man. 498 00:19:19,296 --> 00:19:21,470 - Nice to see you. - [Nick] Good to see you, Evan. 499 00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:23,023 You guys are so cute. 500 00:19:23,023 --> 00:19:24,611 It'’s so good that he has this though 501 00:19:24,611 --> 00:19:25,992 '’cause he needs to be distracted, 502 00:19:25,992 --> 00:19:28,822 '’cause the looking for a job thing was a lot. 503 00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:35,174 [crowd chattering] 504 00:19:37,037 --> 00:19:38,384 Get the fuck back! 505 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,317 [whistle blows] 506 00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:41,628 - Oh, my God! - Yeah. Yes. 507 00:19:41,628 --> 00:19:43,527 - Do we get points for that? - We do. We do. 508 00:19:43,527 --> 00:19:45,114 Go for one! Yeah! 509 00:19:45,114 --> 00:19:46,944 - Oh, God. - Yeah. Yeah. 510 00:19:46,944 --> 00:19:48,325 [Harry] Evan. 511 00:19:48,325 --> 00:19:50,258 - [Evan] Oh, hey. - Hey. [chuckles] 512 00:19:50,258 --> 00:19:52,432 - [Evan] How'’s it going? - Good, and you? Good to see you. 513 00:19:52,432 --> 00:19:56,264 Hey, do you know anybody who has, like, 20 printers I could use? 514 00:19:57,748 --> 00:19:58,956 That'’s funny. 515 00:19:58,956 --> 00:20:00,268 [Rick] Hey, hey, hey. 516 00:20:00,268 --> 00:20:02,270 Oh. This is Superintendent Boone. 517 00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:04,755 This is our college counselor, Rick. 518 00:20:04,755 --> 00:20:06,308 It'’s a pleasure to meet you, Rick. 519 00:20:06,308 --> 00:20:08,862 As long as you don'’t ask me for a raise, that is. 520 00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:10,795 - [Grant chuckles] - [chuckling] 521 00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:14,627 Actually, if I can grab five to chat about that with you, that would be sick. 522 00:20:14,627 --> 00:20:17,008 Maybe we hit up Ruth'’s Chris, fellas? 523 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,424 [whistle blows] 524 00:20:18,424 --> 00:20:21,047 All right, whatever. I'’m gonna head home. 525 00:20:21,047 --> 00:20:22,876 - Nice to see you. - Yeah? You'’re out? 526 00:20:22,876 --> 00:20:24,361 - Yeah. - Okay. 527 00:20:24,361 --> 00:20:26,984 - [horns honking] - Oh. What'’s happening here? 528 00:20:26,984 --> 00:20:29,262 [cheering, whooping] 529 00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:34,819 - Evan, what the hell is going on? - They did this themselves. 530 00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:37,028 I did-- Was not involved with this. 531 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,961 Hey, yo, let me ask you something. 532 00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:40,584 Do we offend you? 533 00:20:41,757 --> 00:20:43,172 Someone taught us something. 534 00:20:43,172 --> 00:20:45,934 That even if things don'’t go your way or work out, 535 00:20:45,934 --> 00:20:47,901 we don'’t mark it. 536 00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:50,076 We go full-out, baby. 537 00:20:51,698 --> 00:20:53,148 Thank you, Coach Marquez. 538 00:20:53,148 --> 00:20:55,530 And even if you don'’t understand what I'’m talking about, 539 00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:57,601 then you about to learn. 540 00:20:57,601 --> 00:20:59,672 - You bitches ready? - Ready! 541 00:20:59,672 --> 00:21:01,777 One, two, three, four. 542 00:21:01,777 --> 00:21:04,263 ["The Warrior" plays] 543 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:09,406 [singer vocalizing] 544 00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:11,097 [laughs] 545 00:21:11,097 --> 00:21:13,030 [vocalizing continues] 546 00:21:15,791 --> 00:21:17,552 [crowd cheering] 547 00:21:17,552 --> 00:21:21,590 ♪ You run, run, run away ♪ 548 00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:24,317 ♪ It'’s your heart That you betray ♪ 549 00:21:26,388 --> 00:21:27,596 Yes! 550 00:21:30,254 --> 00:21:33,326 Marquez! Markie, control your players! 551 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,777 Who do you think gave them the keys to the cart? 552 00:21:35,777 --> 00:21:38,089 Let the girls dance. 553 00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:40,333 - Whoo! - Hell yeah, Markie! 554 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:43,129 Hey, man. Powderpuff is tradition. 555 00:21:43,129 --> 00:21:44,648 ♪ ...your heart'’s still wild ♪ 556 00:21:44,648 --> 00:21:47,409 ♪ Shootin'’ at The walls of heartache ♪ 557 00:21:47,409 --> 00:21:49,066 - ♪ Bang, bang ♪ - Whoo! 558 00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:50,378 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 559 00:21:50,378 --> 00:21:52,207 Yo, yo, yo. It'’s time for the death drop. 560 00:21:52,207 --> 00:21:53,277 [Markie] You'’re in! 561 00:21:53,277 --> 00:21:56,211 ♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪ 562 00:21:56,211 --> 00:21:57,695 ♪ And heart-to-heart You'’ll win ♪ 563 00:21:57,695 --> 00:22:00,077 [shrieks] Yeah! 564 00:22:00,077 --> 00:22:02,321 ♪ Heart-to-heart you'’ll win ♪ 565 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,047 - [loud crack] - [gasping, groaning] 566 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,809 [grunting] 567 00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:10,087 [grunts] 568 00:22:10,087 --> 00:22:13,090 ♪ If you survive ♪ 569 00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:16,438 - [woofing, cheering] - [Tray] Yeah! 570 00:22:16,438 --> 00:22:19,338 I am so sorry. I did not expect this to happen. 571 00:22:20,235 --> 00:22:21,616 Are you kidding? 572 00:22:21,616 --> 00:22:24,101 It was funny as hell. [laughs] 573 00:22:24,101 --> 00:22:28,830 Back in my day when we did Powderpuff, they told us to go whole hog. 574 00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:33,041 That was whole hog and an extra ham hock for good measure. [laughs] 575 00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:36,285 [Gwen, Powderpuff football team cheering, whooping] 576 00:22:41,325 --> 00:22:44,363 [woofing, cheering] 577 00:22:48,574 --> 00:22:53,648 ♪ Shootin'’ at The walls of heartache ♪ 578 00:22:53,648 --> 00:22:55,546 They actually fucking did it. 579 00:22:57,203 --> 00:22:58,273 Work. 580 00:22:58,273 --> 00:23:00,275 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 581 00:23:00,275 --> 00:23:03,796 ♪ And heart-to-heart You'’ll win ♪ 582 00:23:03,796 --> 00:23:07,006 ♪ Heart-to-heart you'’ll win ♪ 583 00:23:07,006 --> 00:23:10,492 ♪ If you survive ♪ 584 00:23:10,492 --> 00:23:12,287 ♪ The warrior ♪ 585 00:23:13,530 --> 00:23:15,601 ♪ The warrior ♪ 586 00:23:15,601 --> 00:23:18,535 ♪ Shootin'’ at The walls of heartache ♪ 587 00:23:18,535 --> 00:23:20,157 ♪ Bang, bang ♪ 588 00:23:20,157 --> 00:23:23,505 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 589 00:23:23,505 --> 00:23:26,370 ♪ Shootin'’ at The walls of heartache ♪ 590 00:23:26,370 --> 00:23:27,820 ♪ Bang, bang ♪ 591 00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:31,202 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 592 00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:34,102 ♪ Shootin'’ at The walls of heartache ♪ 593 00:23:34,102 --> 00:23:35,586 ♪ Bang, bang ♪ 594 00:23:35,586 --> 00:23:38,244 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 595 00:23:39,866 --> 00:23:42,662 ♪ Yes, I am the warrior ♪ 596 00:23:42,662 --> 00:23:47,046 ♪ And victory is mine ♪ 597 00:23:47,046 --> 00:23:48,496 ♪ Shootin'’ at the walls ♪ 598 00:23:48,496 --> 00:23:50,083 ♪ The warrior ♪ 599 00:23:51,395 --> 00:23:54,398 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 600 00:23:54,398 --> 00:23:57,125 ♪ Shootin'’ at The walls of heartache...♪