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["Point of No Return" plays]
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Oh! [grunts]
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[students] Mr. Marquez,
Mr. Marquez, Mr. Marquez.
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Excuse me. What? What--
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- Whoa.
- What-- What'’s going on?
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- We need your help right now.
- With Powderpuff.
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Powderpuff? What'’s Powderpuff?
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You know, when the girls
play football,
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and then the football players
dress as cheerleaders.
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- Oh, that. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I'’m sorry, I don't know anything
about football.
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- Hold on.
- Mr. Marquez.
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Nobody is mad about
the girls playing football.
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They'’re mad about us
dressing up as cheerleaders.
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And why are you guys coming
to me? '’Cause I'm gay?
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Sweet of you guys, but I
don'’t wanna be on the news
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as the gay guy
fighting for young men'’s rights
to dress up like girls.
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Come on, Mr. Marquez. This is
our senior year. It'’s the
most things we look forward to.
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It'’s the most things
you look forward to?
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Jason, the grammar.
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It'’s the thing
you look forward to the most.
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Wow. Yeah, that is
what I'’ve been.
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See? You'’re already helping.
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Okay, I'’m sorry, guys.
I just-- It'’s not--
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- Hold on, man.
- Please. Think about it.
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I'’ll talk to Coach Hillridge
after school. How'’s that?
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- That'’s dope.
- Yeah!
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[cheering, woofing]
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Great.
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♪ I wanna take you in my arms ♪
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♪ You'’re taking me ♪
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♪ To the point of no return ♪
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♪ Oh oh oh
You'’re taking me ♪
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- [whistle blows]
- [Markie] All right.
Huddle up. Listen.
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You ladies all begged for
a female coach this year
for Powderpuff.
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And since everybody gets
what they want these days,
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give it up for Ms. Sanders.
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[Gwen] Hi. Thank you.
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Unfortunately, I don'’t know
all the technical dos and don'’ts
of football per se,
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so I'’ve brought
Coach Hillridge here.
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He'’s just gonna assist me
on small things.
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Like, when you catch the ball,
which way do you go?
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And then why do you
ever kick the ball?
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That'’s right. Ms. Sanders
is your coach today,
so just ignore me.
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You won'’t notice me at all. I'll
just be here teaching her how to
teach you how to play football.
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- That'’s right.
- Tell '’em to start
running sprints.
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- Sprints!
- [Markie] Come on.
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Evan, catch.
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Hey, I told
your football players
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I'’d help them save
their Powderpuff performance.
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- You'’re trying to cancel that?
- You think I wanna cancel
Powderpuff?
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Why? I love that shit.
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Come on. Big football dudes
dressed up like cheerleaders.
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- Oh!
- That'’s the height
of comedy, man. Come on.
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- God, Gwen.
- You gotta take it up
with Moretti.
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- I'’m taking it up
with Moretti.
- Catch him.
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- What do I do now?
- Burpees.
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- It'’s time
for "blurpees," girls!
- Burpees.
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- Hey, Grant.
- No, Evan!
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- Grant.
- No, I'’m off the clock.
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- My car is technically
not school grounds.
- Listen,
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what is this Powderpuff thing?
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You'’re canceling
this Powderpuff thing?
What is this?
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We'’re not canceling anything.
Nothing is being canceled.
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Look, it'’s not--
It'’s being discussed.
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It'’s not all of Powderpuff.
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It'’s just the-- the boys'
cheerleading performance
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has become a sort of
a hot-button issue, all right?
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Just tell the parents
to lighten up.
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- It'’s not the parents.
- What?
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Not the parents.
The parents love it.
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Big football guys
in girls'’ clothes.
It'’s funny stuff, Evan.
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Even I, back in the day,
I was in Powderpuff
back in the day.
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- Really?
- Yeah, we had a cheer
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about our butts, kicking butts.
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That'’s me. I didn't even
have to shave my legs.
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- You look like Hilary Duff.
- Thank you.
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If it'’s not the parents,
who'’s trying to cancel it?
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The students.
The LGBTQ+IA2S+ Alliance.
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That'’s crazy.
Why didn'’t they
just come talk to me?
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I helped rhinestone their flag.
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- They think
you'’re homophobic now.
- What? Why?
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They think that you
don'’t believe in lesbians.
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Oh, come on.
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- That was taken out of context.
- What context was it in?
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Just I was having
a regular conversation
with Gwen.
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And I was telling her
I have a hard time
believing that lesbians
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aren'’t attracted to men.
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Okay. So you'’re saying--
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Powderpuff is
this old boomer tradition
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where the boys
get to make fun of the girls.
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And more importantly,
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these football players
are "gender-switching" as a joke
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when there are people
in this school who are
actually nonbinary or trans.
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- And that is not a joke.
- Pablo.
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Wake up.
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Is anybody
actually upset about it?
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Like, in my experience,
if men wanna dress up as women,
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- you should just let them.
- Let my boys have fun.
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I actually love Powderpuff
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because the boys have to admit
how hard our cheers are.
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Becca, you literally
quit cheerleading.
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Yeah, because I literally died
for three minutes last year.
I went to hell.
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Stop talking about that.
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I'’ve never liked Powderpuff, personally.
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- Why, Jeff?
- It sickens me.
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- The beauty is too intense.
- That'’s crazy.
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Who here is in
the LGBTQIA2S+ Alliance?
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Okay. Look, if you guys
had come to me,
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I would have gently reminded you
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that while your hearts
may be in the right place,
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in actuality, you'’re banning
a drag performance
at a school in the South.
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- Ooh!
- Stop being a contrarian.
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You know, it'’s bullshit
that these cool jock kids
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get to dress however they want
and everybody loves it.
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They'’re doing it
as a joke. It'’s not
like real authentic drag.
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So, you guys just want the boys
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to be authentic and respectful
in their performance.
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That would make you happy?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Sure.
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Okay. Good to know.
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- Yes, Tiffany.
- This is literally book club.
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Like, why are we talking
about this?
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- [sighs, inhales]
- So, when you talk to the boys
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just, like, keep it base level,
keep it easy.
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- They'’re new to all this.
- All right. I got it. Yeah.
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[Evan] They'’re gonna be
maybe shocked.
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You still do those,
uh, poetry jams?
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[Evan] No, that was just at A&M.
I stopped after college.
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Oh. I miss
those college parties.
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I remember you, like,
refused to take photos
with a digital camera.
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You'’d be like,
"I only use real film."
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- Right. Right. Right.
- And you had that mullet.
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I'’m much less of a loser now.
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- And what do you do here? Oh.
- I teach English.
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Hey, guys.
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Um, I would like
to introduce you today
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to a very special friend
of mine.
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This is Shazam.
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Hello, hello,
my little babies. Hello.
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- Hi, Shazam.
- [dispirited] Hi.
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Shazam was the queen of drag
back in college.
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And now, she has
a long-running show in Austin
called Woman of La Mancha.
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That actually got canceled.
The show is now called
Drink Ticket Tuesday.
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When you are
old enough to drink,
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maybe you can go check that out,
or don'’t tell anybody
I said that.
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So, are you, like, a dude?
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I'’m like a dude.
Yeah, I'’m cool like you guys.
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I'’m a cool dude. I sit home.
I wear tube socks.
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I blow my nose. I have hair.
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But when she'’s dressed
like this, she is Shazam.
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When I'’m dressed like this,
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I'’m your mama.
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Okay.
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Quick question:
Does anybody own a ferret?
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- Do they have ferrets?
- I'’m just trying to connect
with the kids.
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- They'’re not eight.
- I don'’t know how old they are.
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Here'’s the deal, guys,
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Shazam is gonna teach you guys
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the proper way
to dress like a girl.
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The right way.
You know, it'’s a little bit
like if you'’re gonna drink
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or experiment with drugs,
I'’d rather you do it
in the house.
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That'’s not a great example.
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But she and I, we'’re gonna be
your coaches in this.
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Them, like, real titties?
Or, like, what you got going on?
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Honey. No, this is
a breastplate.
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It looks great, right?
Very realistic.
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- Yeah, it looks awesome.
- We call it a titty bib.
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And this is a lace-front wig.
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- My mom has that.
- Okay.
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So, is there, like,
a titty bib for your dick too?
Or, like, where'’s that at?
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Yes, I am tucked.
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- It'’s like
a jockstrap or like a cup.
- It just kind of... [pops lips]
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- [Tray] Does it pop in?
- Yeah, I tie it
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on the end of a ping-pong ball
and shove it up my ass.
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Don'’t laugh. That's rude.
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Yeah. No, no.
You guys can laugh.
This is what I'’m saying.
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Shazam is very funny.
Drag can be very funny.
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So, if you guys,
for this Powderpuff performance,
instead of doing joke drag
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or half drag or just
the cheerleading outfits,
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if you just do authentic,
real drag like this,
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then the LGBTQ Alliance
cannot be upset.
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So, you want us
dress like this?
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Oh, honey. I don'’t think
you have the balls
to dress like this.
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- Ooh!
- Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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And that-- This is good.
This is the thing.
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She just read you,
and you can read her back and--
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- And I'’m
an accelerated reader, Tray.
- Damn.
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Drag is about self-expression.
About being larger than life.
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Shazam used to have a motto
in college, used to say,
"We don'’t mark it, baby"--
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- We do everything full-out.
-"We go full-out."
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- What is "mark it"?
- It'’s like--
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- When you don'’t go
all the way on something.
- Yeah,
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it'’s like, one, two,
three, four. [grunts]
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You know, you wanna be like--
[makes whooshing sound]
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Like when you don'’t hustle
in football.
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Oh. Okay.
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We'’re gonna go all out.
You guys on board? Maybe?
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Mmm...
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[Tray sighs] Fuck it.
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It'’s my senior year.
Let'’s get it for Coach Shazam.
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- Yeah!
- Let'’s go.
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- Whoo!
- Yeah!
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- Coach Shazam.
- Coach. Yeah.
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- [woofing]
- [Shazam] Okay. Uh-- Oh--
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Sarah, you hold the ball,
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you'’re gonna hike it to--
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- To who?
- To the quarterback.
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To the quarterback.
Yes, amazing. Great.
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Once you catch it, you'’re just
gonna throw it to-- Who?
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- To the receiver.
- [Gwen] Ella, catch it.
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Yes, I love this!
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Okay. So, once you catch it--
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Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ah, ah!
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I know this. You guys are all
gonna tackle her, okay?
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- You'’re gonna get her.
- Wait, are--
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Put your body into her!
Chest forward!
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- Wait.
- Wait, aren'’t we playing
flag football?
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- Yes. Yes.
- No. What?
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- Flag football.
- No. Why wouldn'’t they
play tackle football?
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So they don'’t injure themselves
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- or each other.
- Are you kidding?
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00:08:41,244 --> 00:08:43,281
- No.
- I mean, God, here we go.
224
00:08:43,281 --> 00:08:46,629
Girls aren'’t allowed
to hurt anyone. This is
why we get kidnapped.
225
00:08:46,629 --> 00:08:50,288
Someone says, "Get in my car,"
we go along with it
226
00:08:50,288 --> 00:08:53,360
'’cause we don't wanna
hurt their feelings, and it
turns out to be the killer.
227
00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:56,501
This is a football field.
It'’s a game. We're not
worried about killers.
228
00:08:56,501 --> 00:08:57,813
- You'’re not.
- Excuse me?
229
00:08:57,813 --> 00:08:59,953
Coach Hillridge, you can
walk to your car alone at night
230
00:08:59,953 --> 00:09:01,679
without thinking
that someone'’s gonna kill you.
231
00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:03,646
You can walk alone
to your car tonight as well.
232
00:09:03,646 --> 00:09:05,924
- Just don'’t park
in a shit neighborhood.
- Okay, okay.
233
00:09:05,924 --> 00:09:07,857
- You'’re kidding, right?
- I'’m not.
234
00:09:07,857 --> 00:09:09,583
I'’m a 110-pound girl.
235
00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:12,206
- The whole world
is a bad neighborhood to me.
- That part.
236
00:09:12,206 --> 00:09:15,140
You know what?
I don'’t think you know
what it'’s like to be a woman.
237
00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:18,316
- That'’s not the point.
- Your biggest fear
is getting made fun of.
238
00:09:18,316 --> 00:09:20,387
- Our biggest fear
is getting raped and killed.
- Whoa!
239
00:09:20,387 --> 00:09:22,803
Whoa, whoa. The girls
do not need to hear about this.
240
00:09:22,803 --> 00:09:24,598
They hear about this
all the time.
241
00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:27,463
When I toured Texas State,
this is, like,
all they talked about.
242
00:09:27,463 --> 00:09:29,534
Did they show you where
all those emergency poles are
243
00:09:29,534 --> 00:09:31,812
- in case you'’re getting
serial killed at college?
- Yeah, they had to.
244
00:09:31,812 --> 00:09:33,918
- Exactly.
- Okay. First and foremost,
245
00:09:33,918 --> 00:09:36,196
we'’re not talking about
getting serial killed
at college.
246
00:09:36,196 --> 00:09:38,336
This is Powderpuff.
This is fun, okay?
247
00:09:38,336 --> 00:09:41,408
How do you expect them
to defend themselves
on the field...
248
00:09:41,408 --> 00:09:44,376
- Mmm.
- ...if they can'’t defend
themselves out in the world?
249
00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:47,241
How are they gonna
defend themselves against
someone like the Highway Killer?
250
00:09:47,241 --> 00:09:49,243
- Oh, my God.
- Who'’s the Highway Killer?
251
00:09:49,243 --> 00:09:52,902
The podcast.
The Highway Killer:
Murder at the Speed of Death.
252
00:09:52,902 --> 00:09:54,179
Yeah. It'’s really good.
253
00:09:54,179 --> 00:09:56,078
- The chemistry
between the two of them.
- Yeah.
254
00:09:56,078 --> 00:09:58,425
- The way they'’re making
each other laugh.
- I know.
255
00:09:58,425 --> 00:10:00,151
- What'’s it called?
- [Sarah] The Highway Killer.
256
00:10:00,151 --> 00:10:04,051
Okay, wait-- Yeah,
I'’ll give it a go.
Why not? 302 episodes.
257
00:10:04,051 --> 00:10:05,225
By the way, routes.
258
00:10:05,225 --> 00:10:08,124
Oh, yeah.
Run routes, guys. Get it.
259
00:10:09,022 --> 00:10:10,437
I asked you not to get involved.
260
00:10:10,437 --> 00:10:12,542
Grant, if you'’re
teaching somebody to play piano,
261
00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:13,613
who do you get to help them?
262
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,855
A piano teacher.
263
00:10:14,855 --> 00:10:16,443
If you'’re teaching guys
to dress up like girls--
264
00:10:16,443 --> 00:10:18,203
I'’m getting calls
from the parents.
265
00:10:18,203 --> 00:10:19,446
I don'’t know who this person is.
266
00:10:19,446 --> 00:10:21,379
She could be a lunatic.
She could be a criminal.
267
00:10:21,379 --> 00:10:24,175
Because she happens to be
a drag queen, she'’s a lunatic
and a criminal?
268
00:10:24,175 --> 00:10:26,142
- Are you hearing yourself?
- That'’s not what I mean.
269
00:10:26,142 --> 00:10:28,973
You can'’t bring in strangers
to teach at the school.
You can'’t do that.
270
00:10:28,973 --> 00:10:32,079
I was trying to satisfy
the LGBTQIA2S+ Alliance.
271
00:10:32,079 --> 00:10:34,806
Why? Why succumb to the whims
of these four gay kids?
272
00:10:34,806 --> 00:10:37,844
- I never said that.
- There'’s at least
eight of them, right?
273
00:10:37,844 --> 00:10:39,328
You just
listen to them complain.
274
00:10:39,328 --> 00:10:41,226
You don'’t have to do anything
about their problems.
275
00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:44,229
- I thought
their concerns were valid.
- Valid? Here'’s what's valid.
276
00:10:44,229 --> 00:10:46,266
Those football players'’ parents
are gonna be there.
277
00:10:46,266 --> 00:10:49,407
Superintendent Boone
will be there. And this is
what they'’re expecting to see.
278
00:10:49,407 --> 00:10:51,133
- What is this?
- I'’ll read along, all right?
279
00:10:51,133 --> 00:10:55,447
"Appropriate and approved attire
for the Powderpuff
halftime performance:
280
00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:58,002
- hair ties, face glitter,
nail polish...
- Polish.
281
00:10:58,002 --> 00:11:00,314
...cheerleading outfits."
This is ridiculous.
282
00:11:00,314 --> 00:11:03,248
It needs to be cute.
It needs to be fun.
Everybody'’s gonna be happy.
283
00:11:03,248 --> 00:11:05,423
We'’re gonna have a great time.
No one gets fired.
284
00:11:05,423 --> 00:11:07,667
Think of your job, Evan.
Think of your job.
285
00:11:09,116 --> 00:11:10,428
So, ladies, you got these flags.
286
00:11:10,428 --> 00:11:12,016
If someone'’s trying
to get your flag,
287
00:11:12,016 --> 00:11:13,673
I'’m thinking it's a lot of this.
288
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,399
It'’s in the hips. Try it.
If someone'’s trying to get you
289
00:11:16,399 --> 00:11:18,781
- and you'’re juking--
- Stop. Stop what
you'’re doing. Stop.
290
00:11:18,781 --> 00:11:21,922
I listened to, like,
eight episodes of that podcast
you told me about,
291
00:11:21,922 --> 00:11:24,580
and I couldn'’t care less
about y'’all running plays,
292
00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,444
running out routes,
in routes, posts.
293
00:11:26,444 --> 00:11:28,135
I care more about you
294
00:11:28,135 --> 00:11:30,828
not ending up
in tiny little pieces
in someone'’s freezer.
295
00:11:30,828 --> 00:11:34,694
We need to forget about football
and teach these girls
self-defense.
296
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,937
- Wow, Markie.
- Yeah. Looks like
I'’m a feminist now.
297
00:11:36,937 --> 00:11:38,111
You'’re a feminist?
298
00:11:38,111 --> 00:11:39,975
Only when it comes to
female violence.
299
00:11:39,975 --> 00:11:42,943
I still feel the same way
about equal pay.
Some people just work harder.
300
00:11:42,943 --> 00:11:44,738
I mean, show me
a woman who'’s a CEO.
301
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,119
Elizabeth Holmes.
302
00:11:48,535 --> 00:11:52,573
Okay, we are doing
female self-defense 101,
right now.
303
00:11:52,573 --> 00:11:53,954
I just want to play football.
304
00:11:53,954 --> 00:11:55,818
- Then you can leave.
- Fuck out of here.
305
00:11:55,818 --> 00:11:59,132
Guys, I hate to break it to you.
We got some bad news.
306
00:11:59,132 --> 00:12:01,790
I got this email
from the school board.
307
00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:05,034
This is a list of things
that have been approved
308
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:07,036
- for the boys'’
Powderpuff performance.
- [murmuring]
309
00:12:07,036 --> 00:12:10,764
Needless to say, the things
we'’ve been doing in here
are not on this list,
310
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:13,146
- and they wanna
kick Shazam out.
- What?
311
00:12:13,146 --> 00:12:15,320
First my sister'’s
baby shower, now this.
312
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,839
You guys want me
to read this list?
313
00:12:16,839 --> 00:12:18,634
- Hell no.
- No. Nah.
314
00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:20,429
Okay. Why don'’t I just...
315
00:12:22,569 --> 00:12:23,673
- [Tray] Mmm...
- Yeah.
316
00:12:23,673 --> 00:12:26,676
[cheering]
317
00:12:26,676 --> 00:12:28,126
- [Tray] Whose house?
- Our house!
318
00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:29,472
- Whose house?
- Our house!
319
00:12:32,027 --> 00:12:33,062
[Shazam] It'’s our house!
320
00:12:33,062 --> 00:12:34,546
[Shazam]
These will fit better
321
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,652
if you really just,
like, stretch it.
322
00:12:36,652 --> 00:12:39,689
Love. And then this.
There we go.
323
00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:41,864
- Yeah!
- It'’s actually a bra,
324
00:12:41,864 --> 00:12:44,694
but I wear mine as a sleep mask
when I fly coach.
325
00:12:44,694 --> 00:12:47,249
Okay, Coach Hillridge,
you'’re walking to your car
alone at night.
326
00:12:47,249 --> 00:12:48,595
- Where are your keys?
- Front pocket.
327
00:12:48,595 --> 00:12:50,252
Wrong.
Attacker, boom, you'’re dead.
328
00:12:50,252 --> 00:12:53,565
Take your keys, put '’em
right between your fingers
like Wolverine.
329
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:54,912
It'’s gonna get him good.
330
00:12:54,912 --> 00:12:56,258
What kind of girls you run with
331
00:12:56,258 --> 00:12:57,604
that you'’ve never seen a bra?
332
00:12:57,604 --> 00:12:59,848
["Gloria" plays]
333
00:12:59,848 --> 00:13:02,298
[Shazam] Step together,
step together, step together.
334
00:13:03,921 --> 00:13:07,994
Come on, boys.
A little more sashay,
a little less shantay.
335
00:13:07,994 --> 00:13:10,790
Do you see the way she just
did this? She was like...
336
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,862
You know what I mean?
That is, what do we call it?
Marking it. She was marking it.
337
00:13:13,862 --> 00:13:16,209
You'’re a beautiful
single female.
There'’s a note on your car.
338
00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:18,073
Probably from an admirer.
Let'’s see what it's about.
339
00:13:18,073 --> 00:13:20,558
Distraction means death.
You'’re done.
340
00:13:20,558 --> 00:13:22,353
Ah...
341
00:13:22,353 --> 00:13:23,768
Sway. Sway.
342
00:13:23,768 --> 00:13:24,838
Will you marry me?
343
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:25,943
Yes, of course.
344
00:13:25,943 --> 00:13:27,289
Boom, you'’re dead.
345
00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:29,222
Your husband'’s the most likely
person to kill you.
346
00:13:29,222 --> 00:13:30,913
Let me see the hands like this.
347
00:13:30,913 --> 00:13:33,433
We saw a nipple.
Now we'’ve been disqualified.
348
00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:35,159
- Killer'’s dead.
- [Markie] Check the pulse.
349
00:13:35,159 --> 00:13:37,092
- He tricked you,
now you'’re dead.
- [Markie grunts]
350
00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:38,231
Ah, ah, ah.
351
00:13:38,231 --> 00:13:40,992
Okay. Can I
see you try that? Yes.
352
00:13:40,992 --> 00:13:42,338
You'’re dead so is your family.
353
00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:44,133
Boom. You'’re dead.
Boom! You'’re dead.
354
00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:45,928
[grunting]
355
00:13:45,928 --> 00:13:49,173
Ah. Ah. Ah!
356
00:13:49,173 --> 00:13:50,830
Ah. Ah.
357
00:13:52,659 --> 00:13:54,109
Ah.
358
00:13:54,109 --> 00:13:56,352
Evan, I think they'’re ready.
359
00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:58,976
Markie, seriously, you'’ve done
such a good job today.
360
00:13:58,976 --> 00:14:00,909
- I'’m so proud of you.
- My eyes are open.
361
00:14:00,909 --> 00:14:02,669
- I'’ve learned a lot, you know.
- Thank you.
362
00:14:02,669 --> 00:14:04,188
- Hey.
- Give me a little hug.
363
00:14:04,188 --> 00:14:05,948
- My buddy.
- Indeed.
364
00:14:05,948 --> 00:14:07,674
Chloroform. Boom, he'’s dead.
365
00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:10,056
Okay, then you all get in a line
and then I come out,
366
00:14:10,056 --> 00:14:12,506
and then I hit the audience
with a huge death drop, right?
367
00:14:12,506 --> 00:14:15,440
So, it'’s like left leg out,
right leg back, bam!
368
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:19,651
I don'’t know. I think
it might be better to just leave
the drag performing to the kids.
369
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:22,482
No, Mr. Marquez.
We want Shazam
until the very end.
370
00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:24,346
She steps our pussy up.
371
00:14:24,346 --> 00:14:27,487
Okay. If you guys want Shazam
to do a death drop,
372
00:14:27,487 --> 00:14:29,903
Shazam can do a death drop
at the end of the performance.
373
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,663
Brayden, you wanna count us out?
374
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,011
Full-out on three.
One, two, three!
375
00:14:34,011 --> 00:14:35,702
- Full-out!
- Full-out!
376
00:14:35,702 --> 00:14:37,255
[Jason] Let'’s go, bitches.
377
00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:40,672
Uh, same time tomorrow, guys.
378
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,088
[Shazam] Good hustle.
379
00:14:42,088 --> 00:14:43,917
I think we'’re doing
a really good thing here.
380
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:47,162
- Me too.
- Is this your iPhone charger?
381
00:14:47,162 --> 00:14:48,715
- No, I don'’t think so.
- Okay.
382
00:14:48,715 --> 00:14:51,752
Well, I'’m gonna go
to the bathroom,
because I need to untuck.
383
00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:53,651
Mama is in pain.
384
00:14:53,651 --> 00:14:55,204
Okay.
Take all the time you need.
385
00:14:55,204 --> 00:14:57,482
If you see a bald guy
who looks like he'’s
gonna kill himself,
386
00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:58,552
that'’s the principal.
387
00:14:58,552 --> 00:14:59,829
Just walk the other way.
388
00:15:04,558 --> 00:15:07,665
Keith, you left your duffel bag.
389
00:15:07,665 --> 00:15:10,012
This thing is getting
heavier and heavier.
390
00:15:10,012 --> 00:15:11,186
What do you keep in there?
391
00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:13,567
- It'’s fucking wigs, man.
- What is this?
392
00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:15,397
- Some wigs.
- What'’s in your trunk?
393
00:15:20,091 --> 00:15:21,575
You'’re stealing from the school?
394
00:15:21,575 --> 00:15:23,439
No, this is stuff
I'’ve owned before.
395
00:15:23,439 --> 00:15:27,064
Stuff you'’ve owned before.
What does that even mean?
396
00:15:27,064 --> 00:15:29,618
Oh, my God. What is in this?
397
00:15:31,827 --> 00:15:33,933
Ferret food
from Miss Mallory'’s class?
398
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,418
I have children
to feed, Evan. Okay?
399
00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:38,523
You feed your children
ferret food?
400
00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:41,423
My ferrets are my kids, Evan.
I don'’t have
a school full of '’em.
401
00:15:41,423 --> 00:15:43,149
We have to get
this fucking stuff back inside.
402
00:15:43,149 --> 00:15:44,736
- Which stuff?
- All of it.
403
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,876
- I'’ll help.
- No, you can'’t help.
404
00:15:46,876 --> 00:15:48,706
You'’re a fucking thief.
Do you understand?
405
00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:51,502
I vouched for you
with the principal. I should
call the cops right now.
406
00:15:51,502 --> 00:15:54,539
Oh, the principal?
God, you used to be
so punk rock, man.
407
00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:55,747
I don'’t know. You changed.
408
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,749
You are so fucked up.
409
00:15:58,647 --> 00:16:00,097
Anyway,
I'’ll see you at rehearsal.
410
00:16:00,097 --> 00:16:02,202
No, you won'’t
because you'’re-- you're fired.
411
00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:05,067
People are obsessed
with saying that to me.
412
00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:07,863
- We need those printers.
- Peace out, Evan.
413
00:16:07,863 --> 00:16:11,246
People have to print things
at this school.
414
00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:14,421
Thank God you can'’t fit
a fucking copy machine
in that trunk.
415
00:16:16,354 --> 00:16:18,287
[Grant] "Ten printers,
laser and inkjet."
416
00:16:18,287 --> 00:16:21,256
"Five laptops,
framed picture of me." Hmm?
417
00:16:21,256 --> 00:16:25,570
"An American flag, an abacus,
45 pounds of ferret food,
418
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,227
iPhone chargers,
20 to 30 iPhone"--
419
00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:28,884
No one can find
their iPhone chargers.
420
00:16:28,884 --> 00:16:31,128
Oh, and a student
lent Shazam $300.
421
00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:34,062
Well, they'’re not
getting it back.
422
00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:37,272
Look, there was no way
of knowing, really,
that she was--
423
00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:38,549
No, there'’s no way of knowing?
424
00:16:38,549 --> 00:16:40,137
Your friend Keith
has a record, Evan.
425
00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:42,035
- We'’re talking
grand larceny here.
- Right.
426
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,141
A criminal drag queen
was brought into the school.
427
00:16:44,141 --> 00:16:47,178
You basically conjured
a conservative talking point
out of thin air.
428
00:16:47,178 --> 00:16:50,837
Did you not even think to check
his-- her background?
429
00:16:50,837 --> 00:16:52,632
No, this was an old friend. I--
430
00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:55,531
No, no, because you were
so consumed with
your little mission, right?
431
00:16:55,531 --> 00:16:57,326
Okay, well,
congratulations, Evan.
432
00:16:57,326 --> 00:16:59,673
Congratulations.
You-- You-- You succeeded.
433
00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:02,159
Oh, God.
434
00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:05,162
I am canceling the Powderpuff
boys'’ performance.
435
00:17:05,162 --> 00:17:06,818
- Why?
- A three-minute skit
436
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,268
isn'’t worth the hassle.
437
00:17:08,268 --> 00:17:09,511
It'’s already too much.
438
00:17:09,511 --> 00:17:11,582
I'’m getting texts
from the LGTBQ kids.
439
00:17:11,582 --> 00:17:13,653
I don'’t even know how they got
my personal phone number.
440
00:17:13,653 --> 00:17:16,690
And with Superintendent Boone
being there, no, no, no, no, no.
441
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:19,210
Do you understand
how big this issue is?
442
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:22,110
This isn'’t just about
a little skit
at a football game.
443
00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:23,559
This is about drag.
444
00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:26,321
Yeah, you--
you made it about drag.
445
00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:29,427
- [fizzing]
- [Grant sighs]
446
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,430
Purr.
447
00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:33,914
Wait. So she had a record?
448
00:17:33,914 --> 00:17:37,021
Yeah. I mean, you can just
never predict that someone has
449
00:17:37,021 --> 00:17:40,714
three DUIs
and is permanently banned
from the Austin Zoo.
450
00:17:40,714 --> 00:17:42,199
- We gotta go there.
- We do.
451
00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:43,717
We'’ve got to go there.
Don'’t forget that.
452
00:17:43,717 --> 00:17:45,167
The point is, I didn'’t know.
453
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:46,893
It'’s awful that it's over,
you know.
454
00:17:46,893 --> 00:17:48,653
It'’s just, like,
it'’s over. It's over.
455
00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:50,552
I guess the girls'’
football game will be fun.
456
00:17:50,552 --> 00:17:52,899
Yeah. I don'’t know
how much football they learned,
457
00:17:52,899 --> 00:17:55,936
but they'’re not gonna get killed
at a highway rest stop.
458
00:17:55,936 --> 00:17:57,283
I can guarantee it.
459
00:17:57,283 --> 00:17:58,836
I think I'’m not gonna go
to the game--
460
00:17:58,836 --> 00:18:00,734
You gotta come to
the football game.
461
00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:03,151
I don'’t know. It's so sad now.
462
00:18:03,151 --> 00:18:05,705
It would mean a lot to me
that you come and you'’re
just in the stand.
463
00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:07,327
- I worked really hard.
- Yeah.
464
00:18:07,327 --> 00:18:09,191
You can bring a book
and just, like, chill.
465
00:18:09,191 --> 00:18:10,848
- Yeah, I'’ll go.
- Thank you.
466
00:18:10,848 --> 00:18:11,918
Goddamn it!
467
00:18:11,918 --> 00:18:13,161
Is that Nick out there?
468
00:18:13,161 --> 00:18:14,679
Yeah, he'’s working on the pool.
469
00:18:14,679 --> 00:18:17,579
What is he doing again?
He'’s building a pool by hand?
470
00:18:17,579 --> 00:18:20,547
We'’re, like, basically saving
so much money because
he doesn'’t need bulldozers.
471
00:18:20,547 --> 00:18:23,723
He doesn'’t need people.
He just needs himself
and shovels and all that stuff--
472
00:18:23,723 --> 00:18:25,690
That sounds so crazy.
473
00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:27,968
No, it'’s just concrete
and digging, I think.
474
00:18:27,968 --> 00:18:31,110
And then, once it'’s done,
it'’s gonna get listed
on Swimply.
475
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,939
What'’s the word
that you'’re saying?
476
00:18:32,939 --> 00:18:35,528
Swimply'’s an app where you list
your pool and your backyard
477
00:18:35,528 --> 00:18:39,601
and you rent it for hours
to people, strangers,
and they pay you.
478
00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:41,361
- While you'’re home?
- While we'’re home,
479
00:18:41,361 --> 00:18:43,915
and then you charge more
if they come in
and use your bathroom.
480
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,331
Well, good for you.
481
00:18:45,331 --> 00:18:46,849
I'’ll get him to explain it
to you. Nick!
482
00:18:46,849 --> 00:18:48,437
- You don'’t need to get him--
- No, no. Nick!
483
00:18:48,437 --> 00:18:50,094
- You don'’t have to come!
- [Gwen] You do--
484
00:18:50,094 --> 00:18:52,165
- [Evan] Hey, Nick.
- [Nick] Hey.
485
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,098
- [Gwen] Hi.
- Hey, babe. What'’s up?
486
00:18:54,098 --> 00:18:57,101
- I was just bragging
about the pool.
- Yeah. Yeah.
487
00:18:57,101 --> 00:19:01,278
I mean, look, it'’s like
nobody in this neighborhood
is on Swimply.
488
00:19:01,278 --> 00:19:03,590
They have pools,
but they'’re not on the app.
489
00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:05,213
But I was at Trader Joe'’s
the other day,
490
00:19:05,213 --> 00:19:07,491
and I think my neighbor heard me
talking to you about it,
491
00:19:07,491 --> 00:19:08,837
so this is like a rushed dig.
492
00:19:08,837 --> 00:19:10,218
It'’s gonna be a rushed dig.
493
00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:12,634
All right. Well, I support that.
494
00:19:12,634 --> 00:19:14,256
I think it'’s cool.
I think it'’s inspiring.
495
00:19:14,256 --> 00:19:16,085
It'’s so much fun.
I gotta get back outside.
496
00:19:16,085 --> 00:19:17,259
Okay, bye.
497
00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:19,296
My little pool man.
498
00:19:19,296 --> 00:19:21,470
- Nice to see you.
- [Nick] Good to see you, Evan.
499
00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:23,023
You guys are so cute.
500
00:19:23,023 --> 00:19:24,611
It'’s so good
that he has this though
501
00:19:24,611 --> 00:19:25,992
'’cause he needs
to be distracted,
502
00:19:25,992 --> 00:19:28,822
'’cause the looking for
a job thing was a lot.
503
00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:35,174
[crowd chattering]
504
00:19:37,037 --> 00:19:38,384
Get the fuck back!
505
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,317
[whistle blows]
506
00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:41,628
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah. Yes.
507
00:19:41,628 --> 00:19:43,527
- Do we get points for that?
- We do. We do.
508
00:19:43,527 --> 00:19:45,114
Go for one! Yeah!
509
00:19:45,114 --> 00:19:46,944
- Oh, God.
- Yeah. Yeah.
510
00:19:46,944 --> 00:19:48,325
[Harry] Evan.
511
00:19:48,325 --> 00:19:50,258
- [Evan] Oh, hey.
- Hey. [chuckles]
512
00:19:50,258 --> 00:19:52,432
- [Evan] How'’s it going?
- Good, and you? Good to see you.
513
00:19:52,432 --> 00:19:56,264
Hey, do you know anybody
who has, like,
20 printers I could use?
514
00:19:57,748 --> 00:19:58,956
That'’s funny.
515
00:19:58,956 --> 00:20:00,268
[Rick] Hey, hey, hey.
516
00:20:00,268 --> 00:20:02,270
Oh. This is
Superintendent Boone.
517
00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:04,755
This is
our college counselor, Rick.
518
00:20:04,755 --> 00:20:06,308
It'’s a pleasure
to meet you, Rick.
519
00:20:06,308 --> 00:20:08,862
As long as you don'’t ask me
for a raise, that is.
520
00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:10,795
- [Grant chuckles]
- [chuckling]
521
00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:14,627
Actually, if I can grab five
to chat about that with you,
that would be sick.
522
00:20:14,627 --> 00:20:17,008
Maybe we hit up
Ruth'’s Chris, fellas?
523
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,424
[whistle blows]
524
00:20:18,424 --> 00:20:21,047
All right, whatever.
I'’m gonna head home.
525
00:20:21,047 --> 00:20:22,876
- Nice to see you.
- Yeah? You'’re out?
526
00:20:22,876 --> 00:20:24,361
- Yeah.
- Okay.
527
00:20:24,361 --> 00:20:26,984
- [horns honking]
- Oh. What'’s happening here?
528
00:20:26,984 --> 00:20:29,262
[cheering, whooping]
529
00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:34,819
- Evan, what the hell
is going on?
- They did this themselves.
530
00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:37,028
I did--
Was not involved with this.
531
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,961
Hey, yo,
let me ask you something.
532
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:40,584
Do we offend you?
533
00:20:41,757 --> 00:20:43,172
Someone taught us something.
534
00:20:43,172 --> 00:20:45,934
That even if things don'’t go
your way or work out,
535
00:20:45,934 --> 00:20:47,901
we don'’t mark it.
536
00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:50,076
We go full-out, baby.
537
00:20:51,698 --> 00:20:53,148
Thank you, Coach Marquez.
538
00:20:53,148 --> 00:20:55,530
And even if you don'’t understand
what I'’m talking about,
539
00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:57,601
then you about to learn.
540
00:20:57,601 --> 00:20:59,672
- You bitches ready?
- Ready!
541
00:20:59,672 --> 00:21:01,777
One, two, three, four.
542
00:21:01,777 --> 00:21:04,263
["The Warrior" plays]
543
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:09,406
[singer vocalizing]
544
00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:11,097
[laughs]
545
00:21:11,097 --> 00:21:13,030
[vocalizing continues]
546
00:21:15,791 --> 00:21:17,552
[crowd cheering]
547
00:21:17,552 --> 00:21:21,590
♪ You run, run, run away ♪
548
00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:24,317
♪ It'’s your heart
That you betray ♪
549
00:21:26,388 --> 00:21:27,596
Yes!
550
00:21:30,254 --> 00:21:33,326
Marquez! Markie,
control your players!
551
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,777
Who do you think gave them
the keys to the cart?
552
00:21:35,777 --> 00:21:38,089
Let the girls dance.
553
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:40,333
- Whoo!
- Hell yeah, Markie!
554
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:43,129
Hey, man.
Powderpuff is tradition.
555
00:21:43,129 --> 00:21:44,648
♪ ...your heart'’s still wild ♪
556
00:21:44,648 --> 00:21:47,409
♪ Shootin'’ at
The walls of heartache ♪
557
00:21:47,409 --> 00:21:49,066
- ♪ Bang, bang ♪
- Whoo!
558
00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:50,378
♪ I am the warrior ♪
559
00:21:50,378 --> 00:21:52,207
Yo, yo, yo.
It'’s time for the death drop.
560
00:21:52,207 --> 00:21:53,277
[Markie] You'’re in!
561
00:21:53,277 --> 00:21:56,211
♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
562
00:21:56,211 --> 00:21:57,695
♪ And heart-to-heart
You'’ll win ♪
563
00:21:57,695 --> 00:22:00,077
[shrieks] Yeah!
564
00:22:00,077 --> 00:22:02,321
♪ Heart-to-heart you'’ll win ♪
565
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,047
- [loud crack]
- [gasping, groaning]
566
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,809
[grunting]
567
00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:10,087
[grunts]
568
00:22:10,087 --> 00:22:13,090
♪ If you survive ♪
569
00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:16,438
- [woofing, cheering]
- [Tray] Yeah!
570
00:22:16,438 --> 00:22:19,338
I am so sorry.
I did not expect this to happen.
571
00:22:20,235 --> 00:22:21,616
Are you kidding?
572
00:22:21,616 --> 00:22:24,101
It was funny as hell. [laughs]
573
00:22:24,101 --> 00:22:28,830
Back in my day
when we did Powderpuff,
they told us to go whole hog.
574
00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:33,041
That was whole hog
and an extra ham hock
for good measure. [laughs]
575
00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:36,285
[Gwen, Powderpuff football team
cheering, whooping]
576
00:22:41,325 --> 00:22:44,363
[woofing, cheering]
577
00:22:48,574 --> 00:22:53,648
♪ Shootin'’ at
The walls of heartache ♪
578
00:22:53,648 --> 00:22:55,546
They actually fucking did it.
579
00:22:57,203 --> 00:22:58,273
Work.
580
00:22:58,273 --> 00:23:00,275
♪ I am the warrior ♪
581
00:23:00,275 --> 00:23:03,796
♪ And heart-to-heart
You'’ll win ♪
582
00:23:03,796 --> 00:23:07,006
♪ Heart-to-heart you'’ll win ♪
583
00:23:07,006 --> 00:23:10,492
♪ If you survive ♪
584
00:23:10,492 --> 00:23:12,287
♪ The warrior ♪
585
00:23:13,530 --> 00:23:15,601
♪ The warrior ♪
586
00:23:15,601 --> 00:23:18,535
♪ Shootin'’ at
The walls of heartache ♪
587
00:23:18,535 --> 00:23:20,157
♪ Bang, bang ♪
588
00:23:20,157 --> 00:23:23,505
♪ I am the warrior ♪
589
00:23:23,505 --> 00:23:26,370
♪ Shootin'’ at
The walls of heartache ♪
590
00:23:26,370 --> 00:23:27,820
♪ Bang, bang ♪
591
00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:31,202
♪ I am the warrior ♪
592
00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:34,102
♪ Shootin'’ at
The walls of heartache ♪
593
00:23:34,102 --> 00:23:35,586
♪ Bang, bang ♪
594
00:23:35,586 --> 00:23:38,244
♪ I am the warrior ♪
595
00:23:39,866 --> 00:23:42,662
♪ Yes, I am the warrior ♪
596
00:23:42,662 --> 00:23:47,046
♪ And victory is mine ♪
597
00:23:47,046 --> 00:23:48,496
♪ Shootin'’ at the walls ♪
598
00:23:48,496 --> 00:23:50,083
♪ The warrior ♪
599
00:23:51,395 --> 00:23:54,398
♪ I am the warrior ♪
600
00:23:54,398 --> 00:23:57,125
♪ Shootin'’ at
The walls of heartache...♪