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[birds chirping]
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[moaning]
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Hi, handsome.
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- How are you?
- Good.
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You slept here.
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- Oh, I spent the night?
- You did.
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- We got to do
less of these sleepovers.
- Why?
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Because it makes us think
that we're boyfriends again.
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And that means--
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It's a sleepover.
It's fine, baby.
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Don't call me "baby."
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Call me "Evan."
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- I'm Evan.
- You're not just "Evan" to me.
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You're "baby," you're my baby.
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We just let ourselves float
back into being boyfriends.
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- Where is the hole?
- It's there...
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And we're gonna
be boyfriends again,
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and then guess what's
gonna have to happen--
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we're gonna have to
break up again.
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- You're good.
- Thank you.
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You're not gonna be able
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to find a real relationship
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if we keep doing this.
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I can't just be complacent
in my own life.
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Shut up, rude. Being with me
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is the only exciting part
of your life, remember that.
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You are very interesting.
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Do you have a clean toothbrush?
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I don't want to use yours again.
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Baby, I literally spat
in your mouth last night.
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Remember?
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That's different bacteria.
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[laughs] You remember.
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Don't go.
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Let me give you head.
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I have to go.
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Wait. Kiss.
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Hello?
I love being your boyfriend.
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- Okay.
- Bye.
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♪♪ Kyrie eleison down the road ♪
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♪♪ That I must travel ♪
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♪♪ Kyrie eleison
on a highway... ♪
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[Evan]
Siri, text Malcolm.
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"No, I don't have
your Apple Watch.
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"I don't know when you would've
even left that at my place.
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I'm always at your place,
honestly--"
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[gunfire echoes]
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[gunshots]
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Wha-- Mr. Marquez, no--
What the fuck?
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- Yo, what? Chill, queen.
- [yelps]
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[whispering] Put your phones
on silent. Get down.
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Is this gay panic?
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[Evan]
Lay flat, lay flat.
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Lay flat. What are you doing?!
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What are you doing?
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Mr. Marquez,
that's not a shooting.
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It's gun club.
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- What?
- [Jeff] Chill the F out.
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Gun club?
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Yeah, Coach Hillridge
started that shit back up.
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[breathing heavily]
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Why is...?
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Why is there a gun club?
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To...
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shoot guns?
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[Becca]
You should change that shirt.
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I have a crop top in my locker.
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Do you want it?
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♪♪ My heart is old ♪
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♪♪ It holds my memories ♪
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♪♪ My body burns
a gem-like flame... ♪
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Fire! Fire!
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Barrels down.
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♪♪ Soft machine
is where I find my-- ♪
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[gunshot echoes]
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We have to talk about the list.
Have you seen the list?
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No, but whatever that is, I have
something way more important.
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Gwen, I thought
I was gonna die this morning.
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Is it the tonsil?
It's getting bigger.
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[inhales] I'm sorry.
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- Let me look, let me see.
- No... it's not that.
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- Gun-- I heard gunshots.
- Oh, wait.
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- Markie--
- [gasps] He shot people?
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He's shooting people?
He's hunting people?
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- No.
- Evan, Gwen,
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please with the distractions.
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I'm low blood sugar right now.
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- Do you need an apple?
- Psst.
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Ev, do you need a shirt?
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I got some at home.
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I have shirts at home, too.
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- [Rick laughs]
- [Grant] Okay, so,
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if you have any more ideas
to contribute,
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just talk to Lacey by 4:00 p.m.
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on Friday or forever
hold your peace.
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And that is the last item
on my godforsaken agenda.
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Okay, anything else? No?
Thank you, great. All right--
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Hi! Hello.
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No, Evan, no, please,
we're already running late.
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This morning I was
involved in a shooting.
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- [all] What?
- At least I thought
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it was a shooting, okay?
It was actually
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Markie's new gun club.
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[all groaning, murmuring]
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My life flashed before my eyes.
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To hear the sound of gunshots
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in a school environment
in this day and age--
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Are you gonna say triggered?
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[Grant]
Thank you, Evan, for expressing
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your feelings about this.
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We all understand,
we all hear you.
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I thought
I was gonna die at work.
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Do you guys fucking get it?
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People are being
gunned down in America
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- every day...
- Yes.
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...and I thought
it was gonna be us today.
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Okay, it felt so real.
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We need to shut
this gun club down.
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Not happening, buddy, seriously.
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The firearms safety program,
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it was shut down
in the dark days of '99, okay?
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I am not about to let it
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- get railroaded again.
- Okay, fine. So actually
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we can just wait for
one of your little gun protégés
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to walk through that door
with a semiautomatic--
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, that is not--
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Evan, it's a firearm safety
program.
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Safety.
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It's designed to protect, man.
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It's all about
teaching these kids
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how to do the right thing
with these guns
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that are already out there.
This is Texas.
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I-I can't even believe other
people are okay with this.
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- You all support this?
- [others murmuring]
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It's not a democracy!
It doesn't matter who's okay
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with it
and who's not okay with it.
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What matters is
that it is legal and it's
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school board approved and that
is the end of this conversation.
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And for God's sakes,
change your fucking shirt.
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I'm so sorry, I didn't mean
to use the f-word.
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I'm so sorry. Please, Gwen.
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Can I have that apple now,
please, all right?
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Dismissed, go.
Inspire young minds, please.
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Oh, my God, I got to go.
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My mom and dad are
getting back together.
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- Marquez? Evan?
- What?
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Are you serious in there, man?
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Every time I try
and do something important
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at this school,
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it's like you want
to get it shut down.
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I can't even talk to you
about this, Markie.
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This is not a discussion.
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This is not some cute thing
that you're doing wrong.
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- This is people's lives.
- Well, hold on, man.
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You're hot and bothered
right now.
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And where do
the false equivalencies
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- end with you?
- Where did you learn
that expression?
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I'm doing, like,
a Harvard Extension
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- online thing, I'm--
- I'm so impressed!
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I did UT online. I'm so in debt.
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There's no false equivalency,
Markie. A gun is a gun.
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You give a kid a gun,
you're giving a kid a gun.
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And now everybody
actually thinks
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you're a piece of shit, so...
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You are adorable
when you're angry.
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I am giving them an education.
I'm an educator, okay?
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Save this activist thing
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- for Facebook.
- Nobody's on Facebook, Markie.
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How old are you?
I'm shutting it down.
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[scoffs] I'm your age.
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No, you're not!
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Can we talk about the list now?
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There's a list online
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of the hottest teachers ranked.
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What?
And what, you're number one?
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- I'm 26.
- What?
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- That's crazy. You're so hot.
- Yeah.
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You must be reading it ba--
Maybe 26 is the highest number.
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No, I know. No, but I'm not
reading it wrong. I'm 26th.
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It's insane, I'm going insane.
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- Where did you find this?
- The student Discord.
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Rick texted it to me.
He's on there under,
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- like, a fake student name...
- He should not be doing that.
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- Anyway I'm just
shutting it down.
- You're gonna shut it down
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- 'cause you're low on the list.
- No, for feminist reasons.
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This is terrible.
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Not because you're number 26?
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No, why would I care
about that?!
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How do you shut down a list
that you're not even supposed
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- to know about?
- No, that's the question now.
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Listen, this gun stuff,
I'm serious.
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Like, you, me,
all of these kids,
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we could be dead right now.
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34 years old, that would be it.
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Yeah, I switched to saying
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I'm 32 recently, but yeah.
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I'm not just watching this stuff
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happen on the news anymore, okay?
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I'm not gonna be a statistic.
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I'm doing something about this.
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Wow, that's good. You say that,
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and I'm, like, I'm on your side.
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I'm not gonna let you guys
become statistics.
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I'm doing something about this.
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Yeah, I'm gonna do something
about this dick.
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That's what you got out of that,
Frank? Come on, man.
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I mean, it's a gun safety
course, Mr. Marquez.
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You think
shutting that down's gonna
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do anything about gun violence?
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- It's the principle of it.
- He's trying to take a stand.
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[Evan]
I am taking a stand, Jeff.
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I'm taking a stand, okay?
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I don't care if you guys get it.
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Of course we get it.
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We've been doing drills
our entire lives.
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We're used to it.
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You shouldn't be used to it!
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That is so depressing.
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- It's not that depressing.
- [Hartman] Mr. Marquez,
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I'm with you.
I'm super anti-gun.
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Hartman,
we know you're anti-gun.
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Your parents are, like, hippies.
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They are, like,
anti-electricity.
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They're not anti-electricity,
they're pro-wind turbines.
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Look, I get that you guys
have gotten used to this,
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but you shouldn't be
used to it, okay?
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To me, if I grew up
in this environment,
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I would feel insane.
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Like, you are probably having
levels of cortisol
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in your body that you don't
even realize are there.
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What's cortisol?
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There's really nothing
we can do about it.
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It's like a...
it's like a shark attack.
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It's like a force of nature
kind of thing.
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It's not a force of nature.
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This is what I'm saying.
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This is a completely
preventable problem.
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But it's not preventable
if we can't get the government
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to do anything about it.
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The gun lobby's too powerful.
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They killed my stepdad.
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Oh, my God, Jeff, that's crazy.
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This is the kind of stuff
I'm talking about.
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Nah, I'm just playing with you,
but you know the vibes.
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Jeff, you have trauma.
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- From being so cool.
- Who said you're cool?
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I mean, safety-wise,
there's that one door
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that has metal detectors.
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Becca, nobody goes
through that door.
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You can't bring
metal through it.
251
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No, you can go through it,
it just beeps.
252
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I don't know, I just feel
like when I was your guys' age,
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like... if we wanted
to change something,
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we would do something about it,
we would speak truth to power,
255
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you know?
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Like, about what?
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Like, we would protest, like,
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Bush getting re-elected.
259
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We were trying to get
Kerry in office.
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[Jeff]
Did it work?
261
00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:29,653
- [sighs]
- [Becca] Oh, my God!
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I just thought of something.
I'm a genius.
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What if we did a protest?
264
00:08:33,493 --> 00:08:36,432
But, like, to show that
we disagree with the gun club.
265
00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:38,269
Right, well, that is what I've
been saying this whole time.
266
00:08:38,269 --> 00:08:40,440
- But, yes, sure.
- Okay, but if we're gonna
do a protest,
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it needs to be inside,
because my hair will get insane.
268
00:08:43,279 --> 00:08:46,152
Oh, my cousin just did
a drunk-driving protest
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at her school, we could try
to do something like that.
270
00:08:48,791 --> 00:08:51,697
But I wouldn't know
how to organize that.
271
00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,099
What is it hard to organize?
272
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You guys are on all these
group chats, right?
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I'm not in any group chats.
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I'm a one-on-one guy.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
277
00:09:29,806 --> 00:09:32,044
Dude, is this one of those
drunk-driving things?
278
00:09:32,044 --> 00:09:34,448
It's an "anti-getting killed
by guns" protest.
279
00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:37,086
The kids are making their voices
heard, I'm joining them.
280
00:09:37,086 --> 00:09:38,790
That's good, I'm so anti-death.
281
00:09:38,790 --> 00:09:40,628
So I'm, like, so on board.
282
00:09:40,628 --> 00:09:42,732
Ghosts, the duality
of life and death.
283
00:09:42,732 --> 00:09:44,434
Día de los Muertos.
284
00:09:44,434 --> 00:09:46,104
It's an anti-gun club protest.
285
00:09:46,104 --> 00:09:47,742
Oh, it's not reading like that.
286
00:09:47,742 --> 00:09:50,080
What is going on?
You look like Erin Brockovich.
287
00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,050
- I always look like this.
- [Rick] Lies.
288
00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,887
She's doing it
because of the list.
289
00:09:53,887 --> 00:09:56,559
No! But, seriously,
who is making that list?
290
00:09:56,559 --> 00:09:58,630
Right? Because we know
who is making the hot list.
291
00:09:58,630 --> 00:10:00,033
Who makes it?
292
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:02,304
- Who is it?
- Um, I don't know.
293
00:10:02,304 --> 00:10:04,542
- Damn it.
- [Evan] Nobody knows
who makes the list.
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♪ ♪
295
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- What the hell...
- Oh, God.
296
00:10:08,751 --> 00:10:10,821
...is this?
297
00:10:10,821 --> 00:10:13,025
Just a little protest.
Yeah, that's right.
298
00:10:13,025 --> 00:10:14,929
Some of the kids
in my program heard about
299
00:10:14,929 --> 00:10:17,067
what y'all were up to,
and decided they wanted
300
00:10:17,067 --> 00:10:18,971
to make their voices known, too.
301
00:10:18,971 --> 00:10:20,974
You're doing a protest?
What are you protesting?
302
00:10:20,974 --> 00:10:23,479
Protesting y'all
for bullying us.
303
00:10:23,479 --> 00:10:25,250
- Bullying you?
- Yeah.
304
00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,986
Trying to bully us
out of having guns.
305
00:10:26,986 --> 00:10:29,057
If we can't have guns,
then we can't protect ourselves.
306
00:10:29,057 --> 00:10:31,730
Protect yourselves
against what, Markie?
307
00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:33,600
People with guns.
308
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,804
You're saying if you can't
protect yourself from guns,
309
00:10:35,804 --> 00:10:38,142
then you're dead,
so guns are the problem.
310
00:10:38,142 --> 00:10:40,079
If there were no guns,
there would be no problem.
311
00:10:40,079 --> 00:10:41,716
Are you starting to see that?
312
00:10:41,716 --> 00:10:43,286
I'm starting to see
that you're the problem.
313
00:10:43,286 --> 00:10:45,223
You don't understand
that we already live in a world
314
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- where guns exist, Evan.
- [Grant]
Mr. Marquez, Coach Hillridge!
315
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,531
We already live in a...
Guns are already here.
316
00:10:48,531 --> 00:10:49,900
Coach!
317
00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:52,370
- What?
- What?!
318
00:10:52,370 --> 00:10:54,240
- What?!
- Let's go.
319
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,912
- [sighs]
- [Markie]
Yeah, we're not even meeting
320
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- on school grounds!
- You are promoting death.
321
00:10:57,414 --> 00:10:59,686
- I am not promoting death.
- You are promoting death.
322
00:10:59,686 --> 00:11:01,188
Please, please,
just try to be civil.
323
00:11:01,188 --> 00:11:02,858
- Civil, civil, civil.
- [Markie and Evan arguing]
324
00:11:02,858 --> 00:11:04,695
[Evan] What does a gun do
other than kill people?
325
00:11:04,695 --> 00:11:06,165
Uh, protects people!
It protects people!
326
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,102
- From what?
- From people who are...
327
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:10,006
- From people who have guns...
- ...who don't know how to use--
328
00:11:10,006 --> 00:11:11,777
- ...to kill people!
- You know, Evan, man,
329
00:11:11,777 --> 00:11:14,248
I'm trying to do
something for the kids.
330
00:11:14,248 --> 00:11:16,151
I'm trying to
give 'em a skill, a lesson.
331
00:11:16,151 --> 00:11:17,821
Yeah, but the problem is,
when you do something like that,
332
00:11:17,821 --> 00:11:19,892
it doesn't work
'cause you're an idiot.
333
00:11:26,973 --> 00:11:27,976
[Grant]
Markie, Markie,
334
00:11:27,976 --> 00:11:29,746
Markie, Markie, M-Markie.
335
00:11:29,746 --> 00:11:31,983
Oh, God, Evan.
336
00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,822
Oh, God, I feel bad
for saying that.
337
00:11:34,822 --> 00:11:36,191
Look...
338
00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,231
...politically,
I agree with you.
339
00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:40,467
You're anti-gun?
340
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,605
Eh, you know. But, you know.
341
00:11:42,605 --> 00:11:43,907
See, I can't
track your politics.
342
00:11:43,907 --> 00:11:45,511
I do it on purpose.
343
00:11:45,511 --> 00:11:47,915
I can't. So you have to, mm.
344
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,719
Look, I can't do anything
about it.
345
00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:51,188
The-the rules are very clear,
346
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:52,659
and, uh, I just have
to stay out of it
347
00:11:52,659 --> 00:11:54,261
in every possible way.
348
00:11:54,261 --> 00:11:55,965
- I just have to.
- That's your favorite
thing to do.
349
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,033
Basically, yes.
350
00:11:57,033 --> 00:11:59,438
All right? So the club stays.
351
00:11:59,438 --> 00:12:01,543
Unless there's an active threat,
which there is not.
352
00:12:01,543 --> 00:12:03,146
What constitutes
an active threat?
353
00:12:03,146 --> 00:12:04,649
Evan, do not do anything stupid.
354
00:12:04,649 --> 00:12:06,953
What? I wasn't even
thinking of doing anything.
355
00:12:06,953 --> 00:12:09,959
I'm literally asking,
what's an active threat?
356
00:12:11,796 --> 00:12:14,367
Now I'm thinking something.
357
00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:22,417
Hello?
358
00:12:22,417 --> 00:12:24,354
Crime and Punishment.
359
00:12:24,354 --> 00:12:27,027
An incredible book,
but what if that were you?
360
00:12:27,027 --> 00:12:29,197
What if you were Raskolnikov
361
00:12:29,197 --> 00:12:31,001
and you could
get away with anything?
362
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,672
- [chuckles]
- We all have this
363
00:12:32,672 --> 00:12:36,078
voice inside of us that's kind
of dark and weird and scary,
364
00:12:36,078 --> 00:12:38,182
and society tells us to
push that down.
365
00:12:38,182 --> 00:12:40,621
I say,
"Eff you, society." Right?
366
00:12:40,621 --> 00:12:41,890
We got to express ourselves.
367
00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:43,693
That's what
our friend Fyodor did.
368
00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:44,896
Worked out pretty well for him.
369
00:12:44,896 --> 00:12:46,766
And this book sold
a lot of copies.
370
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,970
Guys, this is
English class, okay?
371
00:12:48,970 --> 00:12:51,876
This is a safe space
for you to say anything,
372
00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:55,517
no matter how scary, how dark.
373
00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:58,422
I want you, when you
write in here, to forget
374
00:12:58,422 --> 00:13:01,930
anything that anyone
reading this might think
375
00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:04,167
about what you're writing
and just write.
376
00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:05,904
You're talking about
creative writing?
377
00:13:05,904 --> 00:13:07,642
Creative writing.
That's what we're doing.
378
00:13:07,642 --> 00:13:10,948
Three pages of creative writing,
and the subject is:
379
00:13:10,948 --> 00:13:14,054
If you could get away
with any heinous act,
380
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:15,657
what would you do?
381
00:13:15,657 --> 00:13:17,393
Really get into this one, guys.
382
00:13:17,393 --> 00:13:18,429
Go wild.
383
00:13:18,429 --> 00:13:20,433
It's gonna be fun.
I want to hear
384
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,237
some nasty stuff, okay?
385
00:13:22,237 --> 00:13:24,374
And if it's
a little bit of this...
386
00:13:24,374 --> 00:13:25,844
you know, I don't want to
say the word for this,
387
00:13:25,844 --> 00:13:27,447
but if these are involved,
388
00:13:27,447 --> 00:13:29,151
maybe a little bit of
extra credit.
389
00:13:29,151 --> 00:13:32,892
Question. Is this for a grade?
390
00:13:32,892 --> 00:13:34,127
Just pass/fail, yeah,
and as long as it's
391
00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:35,363
violent and heinous,
it's a pass.
392
00:13:35,363 --> 00:13:37,601
So, like, is
this double-spaced or...
393
00:13:37,601 --> 00:13:38,670
I don't care.
394
00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:39,973
So, I don't get it.
395
00:13:39,973 --> 00:13:41,743
Like, you want someone to
write an essay
396
00:13:41,743 --> 00:13:43,847
- about killing you?
- No, it doesn't need to
be about me.
397
00:13:43,847 --> 00:13:45,350
It just has to
be something, like,
398
00:13:45,350 --> 00:13:47,053
- threatening for the school.
- Mm.
399
00:13:47,053 --> 00:13:49,625
- Yo, where's Nick?
- He's at Buffalo Wild Wings
400
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:51,562
with his work friends.
Or his ex-work friends,
401
00:13:51,562 --> 00:13:55,003
'cause they still work there,
but he got laid off, obviously.
402
00:13:55,003 --> 00:13:56,438
Glad I don't have a day job.
403
00:13:56,438 --> 00:13:57,775
- Hi.
- [Rick] Malcolm.
404
00:13:57,775 --> 00:13:58,911
- [Gwen] Come on in.
- Oh, God.
405
00:13:58,911 --> 00:14:00,146
[Malcolm]
Oh, my fucking God.
406
00:14:00,146 --> 00:14:01,449
Wait, what happened to
your yard?
407
00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,954
Were you bombed?
It looks horrible.
408
00:14:03,954 --> 00:14:05,356
No, Nick's building a pool.
409
00:14:05,356 --> 00:14:07,160
By hand?
410
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,564
Why is that what
everybody focuses on?
411
00:14:08,564 --> 00:14:09,833
Pay, pay people to do that.
412
00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:11,368
Malcolm, check it out.
413
00:14:11,368 --> 00:14:13,673
I found these rocks in the hole.
They look like teeth.
414
00:14:13,673 --> 00:14:15,209
- Oh, those are teeth.
- What?
415
00:14:15,209 --> 00:14:16,579
[whispering]
You invited him?
416
00:14:16,579 --> 00:14:18,148
Yeah, he said you guys
are back together.
417
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,854
We're not back together.
418
00:14:20,854 --> 00:14:22,725
What? He sent me
a picture of you in bed.
419
00:14:22,725 --> 00:14:24,696
- [Malcolm] Gwen?
- Yeah?
420
00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:26,365
This look, very sexy. I love it.
421
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,102
- It's a new for you, right?
- I knew you'd like it.
422
00:14:28,102 --> 00:14:29,538
- You usually look
kind of not sexy.
- Okay.
423
00:14:29,538 --> 00:14:30,975
- [Malcolm] No, it looks nice.
- She's doing it
424
00:14:30,975 --> 00:14:32,477
because she fell
six spots down the list.
425
00:14:32,477 --> 00:14:34,782
- [Gwen] No, I'm not.
- Oh-oh, my God. Oh, my God.
426
00:14:34,782 --> 00:14:36,218
What, what? What?
427
00:14:36,218 --> 00:14:37,788
- Active threat. Active threat.
- What?
428
00:14:37,788 --> 00:14:39,124
Active threat.
429
00:14:39,124 --> 00:14:40,126
[Evan]
Th-This is it. This is the one.
430
00:14:40,126 --> 00:14:41,829
This is... this is...
431
00:14:41,829 --> 00:14:44,568
really intense. I mean,
this is concerning, maybe.
432
00:14:44,568 --> 00:14:46,639
- Like, how?
- Like look at this. He goes,
433
00:14:46,639 --> 00:14:48,209
"They'll pay.
They'll pay with their lives."
434
00:14:48,209 --> 00:14:49,712
That doesn't seem bad.
435
00:14:49,712 --> 00:14:52,217
"This is me talking.
This isn't fiction anymore.
436
00:14:52,217 --> 00:14:53,987
"I've got an unslakable thirst
437
00:14:53,987 --> 00:14:56,191
that can only be
quenched by blood."
438
00:14:56,191 --> 00:14:58,563
Blood? It could be a vampire.
439
00:14:58,563 --> 00:15:01,001
Ultimately compelling.
I mean, like, I'm hooked.
440
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,470
This is gonna work.
441
00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:05,109
- We're shutting it down.
- Incredible. Shut it down!
442
00:15:10,152 --> 00:15:11,388
As you all know,
an active threat
443
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,825
was found
in our community last night.
444
00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:14,495
A number of measures
have been taken.
445
00:15:14,495 --> 00:15:15,764
Of course,
the student in question,
446
00:15:15,764 --> 00:15:17,033
who will not be named here,
447
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:19,539
will be entering
immediate evaluation.
448
00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:21,274
Also, metal detectors
449
00:15:21,274 --> 00:15:23,079
will be installed
at the remaining entrances
450
00:15:23,079 --> 00:15:24,180
throughout the school.
451
00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:26,118
This is awful news.
452
00:15:26,118 --> 00:15:27,622
And I suppose this part goes
without saying,
453
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:30,794
but effective immediately,
the gun club...
454
00:15:30,794 --> 00:15:32,029
Firearms safety program.
455
00:15:32,029 --> 00:15:33,365
...will be
suspended indefinitely.
456
00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:34,936
- [sighs of relief]
- [woman] What? No...
457
00:15:34,936 --> 00:15:37,140
- There it is.
- Okay.
458
00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:39,512
And that's how
gun club dies again,
459
00:15:39,512 --> 00:15:41,315
not with a bang
but with a whimper.
460
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:42,784
Taken out back and just
461
00:15:42,784 --> 00:15:44,722
George and Lennie.
Just that's it, we're done?
462
00:15:44,722 --> 00:15:46,593
Markie, if... please.
If you make a speech,
463
00:15:46,593 --> 00:15:48,597
- then Evan has to
make a speech and...
- Yeah, sure, sure.
464
00:15:48,597 --> 00:15:50,166
- No speeches while
I'm speaking, okay?
- Okay, fine, fine, fine.
465
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,301
I shouldn't have to
say that. All right.
466
00:15:51,301 --> 00:15:52,972
Anyway, gun thing is canceled.
467
00:15:52,972 --> 00:15:53,973
Okay?
468
00:15:53,973 --> 00:15:55,076
However,
469
00:15:55,076 --> 00:15:57,280
per the district's instructions,
470
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,717
thanks to Evan here...
471
00:15:58,717 --> 00:16:00,854
Whoo-hoo! Evan's our guy.
472
00:16:00,854 --> 00:16:01,990
...we will now begin immediate
473
00:16:01,990 --> 00:16:03,025
firearms training
for all faculty.
474
00:16:03,025 --> 00:16:04,695
- What?
- I'm sorry, what?
475
00:16:04,695 --> 00:16:06,231
Never mind, that's bad.
476
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:08,402
Each classroom will now
have a gun in a lockbox
477
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,272
to be accessed
in case of a threat.
478
00:16:10,272 --> 00:16:12,276
- Okay, I'd like to
opt out of that option.
- Too bad.
479
00:16:12,276 --> 00:16:13,747
Firearm training
starts tomorrow,
480
00:16:13,747 --> 00:16:15,116
and Markie will lead it.
481
00:16:15,116 --> 00:16:17,053
Oh. You're all in good hands.
482
00:16:17,053 --> 00:16:18,356
Okay, you know what?
You know what?
483
00:16:18,356 --> 00:16:19,993
[clears throat]
I have something to say.
484
00:16:19,993 --> 00:16:21,028
Is this not a speech?
485
00:16:21,028 --> 00:16:22,965
I don't think this is all bad,
486
00:16:22,965 --> 00:16:24,702
even though, you know,
we all have to
487
00:16:24,702 --> 00:16:26,304
learn how to use guns now,
because the kids
488
00:16:26,304 --> 00:16:27,841
no longer have guns,
489
00:16:27,841 --> 00:16:30,380
and that is really what
this was all about to me,
490
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,751
and it should have been
about that to you all, too.
491
00:16:32,751 --> 00:16:34,889
- So a success was achieved.
- [Rick] Legendary.
492
00:16:34,889 --> 00:16:36,125
Nice one, buddy.
493
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,228
[Grant]
And last but not least,
494
00:16:38,228 --> 00:16:40,400
free writing assignments
will now be banned.
495
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,669
- Yes.
- That's terrible.
496
00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:42,705
That is good, actually,
497
00:16:42,705 --> 00:16:44,440
with how this all shook out.
498
00:16:45,242 --> 00:16:46,813
Hey, Jeff. Hey.
499
00:16:46,813 --> 00:16:48,048
What's up, Ms. Sanders?
500
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,852
So, you like making lists, huh?
501
00:16:49,852 --> 00:16:51,956
How do you know about that?
502
00:16:51,956 --> 00:16:54,361
I know about it 'cause I've been
working on this all week.
503
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:56,900
And Becca literally
just told me that it's you.
504
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,604
- Damn.
- Listen,
505
00:16:58,604 --> 00:17:00,406
Jeff... [sighs]
506
00:17:00,406 --> 00:17:03,145
I just, I-I just
want to know, like,
507
00:17:03,145 --> 00:17:05,316
why am I low on the list?
Just out of curiosity.
508
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,286
I don't actually care,
just I'm curious.
509
00:17:07,286 --> 00:17:08,857
You want the truth?
510
00:17:08,857 --> 00:17:10,928
Yeah, of course. Yes.
511
00:17:10,928 --> 00:17:11,963
Well, ever since
I saw the list was
512
00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:13,432
affecting how you dress,
513
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:14,769
I started manipulating you.
514
00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:16,171
Sick. What?
515
00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:18,342
What? No, no.
Like, I want you to dress well.
516
00:17:18,342 --> 00:17:20,079
Elegant.
You're a 34-year-old woman--
517
00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:22,217
- 32.
- You still have nearly half
your life ahead of you.
518
00:17:22,217 --> 00:17:24,388
- You think I'm gonna live to 60?
- You don't have to wear
plain dresses
519
00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:26,391
all the time just because
you have a tough job
520
00:17:26,391 --> 00:17:27,595
and you're
boyfriend's going insane.
521
00:17:27,595 --> 00:17:28,462
What?
522
00:17:28,462 --> 00:17:29,999
Look, I actually put together
523
00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:31,769
- some looks for you.
- You put together some looks?
524
00:17:31,769 --> 00:17:33,807
Oh, wow, that's... Okay.
525
00:17:33,807 --> 00:17:35,243
What do you got here?
526
00:17:35,243 --> 00:17:36,746
I like that blazer. That's good.
527
00:17:36,746 --> 00:17:39,084
I like that belt, too,
that high. That's good.
528
00:17:39,084 --> 00:17:40,554
God, I like these shoes, though.
529
00:17:40,554 --> 00:17:41,923
Looks cute with the...
with the wedge.
530
00:17:41,923 --> 00:17:43,627
Those are Giuseppe Zanotti.
531
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:44,996
"Zaseppe" Zanotti?
532
00:17:44,996 --> 00:17:46,800
No. Stop. Okay.
533
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,636
Email this to me, but seriously,
534
00:17:48,636 --> 00:17:50,273
this is wrong, Jeff.
535
00:17:50,273 --> 00:17:51,742
You know what?
I'm gonna give you detention
536
00:17:51,742 --> 00:17:53,245
'cause you shouldn't be
manipulating teachers.
537
00:17:53,245 --> 00:17:54,849
You shouldn't be
o-objectifying teachers.
538
00:17:54,849 --> 00:17:56,986
Okay, I'm just saying
you look good in teal.
539
00:17:56,986 --> 00:17:59,324
Shut up. But thank you.
540
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,203
What the fuck, Mr. Marquez?
541
00:18:05,203 --> 00:18:08,577
Oh, Pablo, hey.
I-I'm so sorry about
542
00:18:08,577 --> 00:18:09,913
all this,
543
00:18:09,913 --> 00:18:12,751
but th-that was really
a particularly violent essay.
544
00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:14,388
What's wrong with violent?
I was inspired by
545
00:18:14,388 --> 00:18:15,924
the concept of murder.
546
00:18:15,924 --> 00:18:17,227
You were what?
547
00:18:17,227 --> 00:18:18,897
I was inspired by
the concept of murder.
548
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:21,168
Well, look, I mean,
549
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,805
it's all gonna be fine.
550
00:18:22,805 --> 00:18:24,207
You're under 18,
551
00:18:24,207 --> 00:18:25,811
this is not gonna go
on your permanent record,
552
00:18:25,811 --> 00:18:27,514
and I even wrote a letter
for your file
553
00:18:27,514 --> 00:18:29,283
taking full responsibility for
554
00:18:29,283 --> 00:18:30,821
the assignment. You'll be fine.
555
00:18:30,821 --> 00:18:32,892
Now I have to go to therapy
three times a week.
556
00:18:32,892 --> 00:18:35,530
Yeah. I mean, people pay a lot
of money for therapy, right?
557
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,200
You're getting it for free.
[chuckles]
558
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,603
I guess now I know
559
00:18:38,603 --> 00:18:40,106
who to talk to
about my intrusive thoughts.
560
00:18:40,106 --> 00:18:41,742
What intrusive thoughts
do you have?
561
00:18:41,742 --> 00:18:44,447
Just stuff
about buying a new car.
562
00:18:45,182 --> 00:18:47,053
Right. Exactly.
563
00:18:47,053 --> 00:18:49,959
So we can
call it a win-win, right?
564
00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:52,029
- Okay.
- I guess we're cool.
565
00:18:52,029 --> 00:18:53,766
Don't get on my list, though.
566
00:18:56,906 --> 00:18:59,444
I can't believe we have to
get firearms training now.
567
00:18:59,444 --> 00:19:00,781
Markie's gonna fucking shoot us.
568
00:19:00,781 --> 00:19:02,651
It's fine,
we'll just get through it.
569
00:19:02,651 --> 00:19:04,220
You're just saying that
'cause it's your fault.
570
00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:06,124
I was trying to do
something good.
571
00:19:06,124 --> 00:19:09,064
What if we all get into
gunfights, like, every day now?
572
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,601
Yeah, that would suck.
573
00:19:10,601 --> 00:19:12,905
Well, at least we get to be
outside. We're together.
574
00:19:12,905 --> 00:19:14,642
See, this outfit is working.
575
00:19:14,642 --> 00:19:16,010
I know! Ah!
576
00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:17,615
All right.
577
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,186
The only thing stronger than
a bad guy with a gun is...
578
00:19:20,186 --> 00:19:21,455
A girl with a gun.
579
00:19:21,455 --> 00:19:22,858
...a good guy with a gun.
580
00:19:22,858 --> 00:19:24,127
Which one are you?
581
00:19:24,127 --> 00:19:25,931
Listen, Evan. I know, man.
582
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,133
I know you're pissed at me,
583
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,202
I know you think
you won something.
584
00:19:28,202 --> 00:19:29,370
I did win, okay?
585
00:19:29,370 --> 00:19:30,874
In my own way because, no,
586
00:19:30,874 --> 00:19:32,009
I didn't end gun violence,
587
00:19:32,009 --> 00:19:33,379
but I got some guns
588
00:19:33,379 --> 00:19:35,851
out of some kids' hands,
and that is good, Markie.
589
00:19:35,851 --> 00:19:37,721
- I made the world
a better place.
- I don't care
590
00:19:37,721 --> 00:19:39,357
how much shit you give me,
we're on the same side,
591
00:19:39,357 --> 00:19:40,927
okay, buddy? Seriously,
592
00:19:40,927 --> 00:19:42,531
we're the good guys here, man.
593
00:19:42,531 --> 00:19:44,101
Think about it like this.
594
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:46,705
You've worked your whole life
to become a power bottom,
595
00:19:46,705 --> 00:19:48,676
now you get to be
a power bottom with a gun.
596
00:19:48,676 --> 00:19:50,714
You think I'm a bottom?
After this whole week?
597
00:19:50,714 --> 00:19:52,450
- [Markie] Honestly?
- He's only bottomed, like, once.
598
00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:53,519
Can we please shoot, please?
599
00:19:53,519 --> 00:19:54,789
Evan, can you... can...?
600
00:19:54,789 --> 00:19:55,924
Markie, please.
601
00:19:55,924 --> 00:19:57,026
Here we go. This is what
602
00:19:57,026 --> 00:19:58,262
- we're here for. Aim--
- Markie.
603
00:19:58,262 --> 00:20:00,032
- What?
- I don't need your advice.
604
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,134
I know you need my advice.
605
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:02,236
- Please back up.
- Buddy--
606
00:20:02,236 --> 00:20:03,740
This is very straightforward.
607
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,009
- It's not very straightforward.
- There's the bull's-eye,
608
00:20:05,009 --> 00:20:06,144
here's the gun, I'm doing it.
609
00:20:06,144 --> 00:20:07,413
- Back up.
- No, it's called recoil.
610
00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:09,551
- [shouts]
- [Rick] Oh, shit, man! Whoa!
611
00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:11,455
- Okay. You okay?
- [Gwen] Did you
break your wrist?
612
00:20:11,455 --> 00:20:13,292
- [Markie] Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
613
00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:15,329
- You okay?
- I don't know. I don't know.
614
00:20:15,329 --> 00:20:16,632
Actually...
615
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,705
Hey, look at that. Bull's-eye.
616
00:20:19,705 --> 00:20:21,341
Huh? Look at you.
617
00:20:21,341 --> 00:20:22,978
Feel that power, buddy.
618
00:20:22,978 --> 00:20:24,681
Oh, hell yeah.
619
00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:31,295
♪♪ Kyrie eleison down the road
that I must travel ♪
620
00:20:31,295 --> 00:20:36,773
♪♪ Kyrie eleison through
the darkness of the night ♪
621
00:20:36,773 --> 00:20:42,016
♪♪ Kyrie eleison, where I'm
going, will you follow? ♪
622
00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:47,260
♪♪ Kyrie eleison
on a highway in the light ♪
623
00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:52,137
♪♪ Kyrie eleison down the road
that I must travel ♪
624
00:20:53,105 --> 00:20:58,049
♪♪ Kyrie eleison through
the darkness of the night ♪
625
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:02,958
♪♪ Kyrie eleison, where I'm
going, will you follow? ♪
626
00:21:03,927 --> 00:21:08,670
♪♪ Kyrie eleison
on a highway in the light ♪
627
00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:11,676
- ♪♪ Kyrie eleison down the road
that I must travel ♪
- ♪♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
628
00:21:11,676 --> 00:21:15,349
- ♪♪ Yeah, yeah,
will you follow? ♪
- ♪♪ Kyrie. ♪