1 00:00:06,780 --> 00:00:08,751 ["Caught Up in You" by 38 Special playing] 2 00:00:08,751 --> 00:00:10,655 [gasps] 3 00:00:14,930 --> 00:00:16,399 ♪♪ I never knew ♪ 4 00:00:16,399 --> 00:00:19,940 ♪♪ There'd come a day ♪ 5 00:00:19,940 --> 00:00:22,278 ♪♪ When I'd be saying to you ♪ 6 00:00:22,278 --> 00:00:25,150 ♪♪ Don't let this good love slip away ♪ 7 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,620 Where's the-- Oh. 8 00:00:27,722 --> 00:00:30,093 ♪♪ Now that we know that it's true ♪ 9 00:00:30,093 --> 00:00:33,067 ♪♪ No, said I'd never fall in love again ♪ 10 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:37,441 ♪♪ But it's real and the feeling comes shining through ♪ 11 00:00:38,778 --> 00:00:42,819 ♪♪ So caught up in you, little girl ♪ 12 00:00:42,819 --> 00:00:46,225 ♪♪ And I never did suspect a thing ♪ 13 00:00:46,225 --> 00:00:49,299 ♪♪ So caught up in you, little girl... ♪ 14 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,570 - [Evan] Bongiorno. - [Gwen] Guitar, yes. 15 00:00:51,570 --> 00:00:54,175 - [speaks Italian] - Oh, I can't believe it. 16 00:00:54,175 --> 00:00:55,611 - Hello. - We are gonna sing 17 00:00:55,611 --> 00:00:57,615 "You Get What You Give" by the New Radicals 18 00:00:57,615 --> 00:00:59,953 this year better than we ever have before. 19 00:00:59,953 --> 00:01:02,592 - I can't believe it. It's an anthem. - Fourth year in a row. 20 00:01:02,592 --> 00:01:04,796 Mr. Marquez, Becca's being such a bitch. 21 00:01:04,796 --> 00:01:06,099 Oh, I-- what? Whoa, now. 22 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:07,234 She said I have no ass. 23 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,138 Tiffany, I did not say that. 24 00:01:09,138 --> 00:01:11,476 - I said it could be bigger. - [Tiffany] Yeah, you literally did, though. 25 00:01:11,476 --> 00:01:12,912 I'm just saying it could be bigger. 26 00:01:12,912 --> 00:01:15,116 I-I'm sorry, I truly cannot comment on this. 27 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:16,954 I can. You're good. 28 00:01:16,954 --> 00:01:18,390 Becca is your best friend. 29 00:01:18,390 --> 00:01:19,425 Just literally go talk to her. Figure it out. 30 00:01:19,425 --> 00:01:21,195 Whatever. 31 00:01:21,195 --> 00:01:23,200 Oh, it is flat. [sucks teeth] 32 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,036 - [whispers] Gwen. - [megaphone feedback whines] 33 00:01:25,036 --> 00:01:26,372 Attention, everyone. 34 00:01:26,372 --> 00:01:28,042 Students, teachers, parent chaperones, 35 00:01:28,042 --> 00:01:31,149 for the most memorable weekend of the school year, 36 00:01:31,149 --> 00:01:32,919 the junior class field trip. 37 00:01:32,919 --> 00:01:34,589 Oh, g-give it up, yes, yes. 38 00:01:34,589 --> 00:01:36,158 - We're very excited about that. - Whoo! 39 00:01:36,158 --> 00:01:37,662 All right, and so, we've got 90 minutes, 40 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:40,100 90 minutes to get there, we don't want to waste any time. 41 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,771 So, if you have to pee, pee now 42 00:01:41,771 --> 00:01:44,509 or forever hold your pee. 43 00:01:44,509 --> 00:01:47,281 [Rick] Look at this shit. "250 calories, 44 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:49,553 contains soy and tree nuts." 45 00:01:49,553 --> 00:01:51,690 Boy, I'm-a be yoked after this thing. 46 00:01:51,690 --> 00:01:53,326 Well, I hope you don't plan on eating those 47 00:01:53,326 --> 00:01:55,363 out in the wild, man. I mean, I'm a black bear? 48 00:01:55,363 --> 00:01:57,134 I'm smelling that from a thousand miles out. 49 00:01:57,134 --> 00:01:59,105 - You're a black bear? - The wilderness 50 00:01:59,105 --> 00:02:00,508 takes no prisoners, Rick. 51 00:02:00,508 --> 00:02:01,777 That's the first thing we learned in ROTC. 52 00:02:01,777 --> 00:02:03,814 - R-O-T-C. - Didn't you get kicked out? 53 00:02:03,814 --> 00:02:05,383 I guess that's why I only remember 54 00:02:05,383 --> 00:02:06,453 the first thing they taught us. 55 00:02:06,453 --> 00:02:08,123 And I didn't get kicked out, 56 00:02:08,123 --> 00:02:09,425 I was honorably discharged. 57 00:02:09,425 --> 00:02:10,928 I'm not a fucking pussy. 58 00:02:10,928 --> 00:02:13,466 Nick and I had sex last night for, like, 59 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:16,674 the first time in forever. In, like, months. 60 00:02:16,674 --> 00:02:18,677 In months? What? 61 00:02:18,677 --> 00:02:21,316 It's fine, it's fine. Sometimes, he jerks off and I watch. 62 00:02:21,316 --> 00:02:24,455 Is that it? Is that what being straight is like? 63 00:02:24,455 --> 00:02:25,925 I'm making a point. 64 00:02:25,925 --> 00:02:28,062 So, we found, like, a latex-free brand of condoms-- 65 00:02:28,062 --> 00:02:29,331 Condoms? 66 00:02:29,331 --> 00:02:30,669 You know I'm allergic to latex, right? 67 00:02:30,669 --> 00:02:32,605 I feel like you're losing that-that thread. 68 00:02:32,605 --> 00:02:34,743 Gwen, how long have I known you? I know you're allergic to latex. 69 00:02:34,743 --> 00:02:36,681 Sorry to interrupt. Hi, I'm Sharon, 70 00:02:36,681 --> 00:02:38,584 - one of the parent chaperones. - Hey. 71 00:02:38,584 --> 00:02:40,821 Were you guys talking about condoms? 72 00:02:42,157 --> 00:02:44,829 Did the kids bring condoms? 73 00:02:44,829 --> 00:02:46,733 I don't know. We don't know what the kids brought. 74 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:48,871 Okay, well... [laughing] 75 00:02:48,871 --> 00:02:50,241 - What? - [laughs] 76 00:02:50,241 --> 00:02:51,744 Right. [laughs] 77 00:02:51,744 --> 00:02:53,881 - Sorry. I-I'll keep it down. - [Sharon groans] 78 00:02:53,881 --> 00:02:54,883 Yeah. 79 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,453 This whole trip, 80 00:02:56,453 --> 00:02:58,089 these kids are gonna be trying to get into all sorts 81 00:02:58,089 --> 00:03:00,127 of wicked little sexual games. 82 00:03:00,127 --> 00:03:04,334 Very... specific games. 83 00:03:05,872 --> 00:03:07,709 - Okay. Well, we'll keep an eye out. - Yeah. 84 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:09,980 - You know about "Stone Face"? - What? 85 00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:11,850 - [Gwen] You-- What'd you say? - It's a new sex game these kids are playing. 86 00:03:11,850 --> 00:03:13,420 You know how they play? 87 00:03:13,420 --> 00:03:15,023 Do we know how they play? No, we've never heard of this. 88 00:03:15,023 --> 00:03:17,061 You know, I don't even want to say. [laughs] 89 00:03:17,061 --> 00:03:18,229 That's how deviant it is. 90 00:03:18,229 --> 00:03:19,599 Ah. 91 00:03:20,802 --> 00:03:22,471 [Sharon] A bunch of boys sit around a table, 92 00:03:22,471 --> 00:03:23,875 and one girl-- God help her-- 93 00:03:23,875 --> 00:03:26,913 gets under that table and gives one of them... 94 00:03:28,349 --> 00:03:29,719 - A blow job? - Shh! 95 00:03:29,719 --> 00:03:31,356 And then the young man on the receiving end, 96 00:03:31,356 --> 00:03:33,961 he has to keep a straight face, like this. 97 00:03:35,330 --> 00:03:37,468 A stone face. 98 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:40,207 And then they guess who the lucky boy was. 99 00:03:40,207 --> 00:03:42,545 I don't understand, who guesses? 100 00:03:43,312 --> 00:03:44,683 Everyone. 101 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,452 [Rick] Why you keep looking back there? 102 00:03:46,452 --> 00:03:47,889 - What? - Something's going on with you. 103 00:03:47,889 --> 00:03:50,494 No, man. I... 104 00:03:51,462 --> 00:03:53,901 - I think I got a shot with Gwen. - [Rick scoffs] 105 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,136 Wow, dude. 106 00:03:55,136 --> 00:03:56,306 I'm pretty sure you don't. 107 00:03:56,306 --> 00:03:57,474 She's, like, a bombshell. 108 00:03:57,474 --> 00:03:58,544 - What, are you crazy? - So? 109 00:03:58,544 --> 00:03:59,847 You saw the guy she's dating. 110 00:03:59,847 --> 00:04:00,915 Nick. 111 00:04:00,915 --> 00:04:02,685 - He's a friggin' Adonis. - [scoffs] No. 112 00:04:02,685 --> 00:04:05,691 An Adonis? He's 140 pounds soaking wet. 113 00:04:05,691 --> 00:04:07,696 Can't shovel dirt to save his life. 114 00:04:07,696 --> 00:04:10,233 I think guys that are thin are often considered attractive. 115 00:04:10,233 --> 00:04:12,137 Gwen needs a real man, all right? 116 00:04:12,137 --> 00:04:14,442 A man that can protect her, who can provide for her, 117 00:04:14,442 --> 00:04:16,680 who can, who can chop wood in nature. 118 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,552 I think women care more, like, if a guy's got a cute face 119 00:04:19,552 --> 00:04:22,124 and good personality, so you might be fucked. 120 00:04:22,124 --> 00:04:23,594 Wrong. 121 00:04:23,594 --> 00:04:25,163 [Sharon] And if you don't know 122 00:04:25,163 --> 00:04:27,802 what a "power cuck" is already, I can guarantee 123 00:04:27,802 --> 00:04:30,040 you'll see it in action before the weekend is out. 124 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:31,342 I highly doubt that. 125 00:04:31,342 --> 00:04:32,512 Yeah, again, I don't think 126 00:04:32,512 --> 00:04:33,915 you have to worry about these kids, 127 00:04:33,915 --> 00:04:35,216 you know. You could just have fun this weekend. 128 00:04:35,216 --> 00:04:36,586 -"Fun." - This is, like, 129 00:04:36,586 --> 00:04:38,389 you need a B average to get on this trip. 130 00:04:38,389 --> 00:04:41,864 Oh, okay. And I'll just say that Liam Drake 131 00:04:41,864 --> 00:04:42,999 invented tip-licking, 132 00:04:42,999 --> 00:04:45,103 and he's at Georgetown. So, there's that. 133 00:04:45,103 --> 00:04:46,339 Tip-licking? 134 00:04:46,339 --> 00:04:47,842 No one wants just the tip licked. 135 00:04:47,842 --> 00:04:50,247 - That can't be real. - It's a game. Okay? It's a game. 136 00:04:50,982 --> 00:04:52,418 [Evan] Okay, well, you know what? 137 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:54,856 We're gonna keep a-a good eye out for any 138 00:04:54,856 --> 00:04:56,125 tables or boys 139 00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:58,964 - sitting down situations. - Yeah, tables and chairs. 140 00:04:58,964 --> 00:05:00,367 Thank you. And, please, 141 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,004 if we can just keep a close eye on my son. 142 00:05:02,004 --> 00:05:04,308 The girls are just trying to eat him alive. 143 00:05:04,308 --> 00:05:06,513 Puberty has hit him like a truck, 144 00:05:06,513 --> 00:05:09,284 and he is just a little boy in the body of a man. 145 00:05:09,284 --> 00:05:10,588 Which one's your son? Sorry, I forget. 146 00:05:10,588 --> 00:05:12,191 [chuckles] The cutest one here. 147 00:05:12,191 --> 00:05:14,596 Josh? Or not Josh? 148 00:05:14,596 --> 00:05:17,602 - Gwen. - James. 149 00:05:17,602 --> 00:05:19,973 - Pearson. - [Gwen] Oh, James Pearson. - [Evan] Oh, yeah. 150 00:05:19,973 --> 00:05:21,610 No, he is in the... 151 00:05:21,610 --> 00:05:23,346 - I see why you're worried. - Yeah. 152 00:05:23,346 --> 00:05:24,783 This is off axis, here. 153 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,921 I never knew this system where you put the stuff 154 00:05:26,921 --> 00:05:29,392 - in the tent and then you build the tent around it. - [Gwen laughs] 155 00:05:29,392 --> 00:05:31,262 Oh, Gwen, did you find my Spurs hat? 156 00:05:31,262 --> 00:05:32,832 I can't find it still. It's MIA. 157 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,538 [groans] I didn't, I'm sorry. I looked everywhere. 158 00:05:35,538 --> 00:05:36,807 - I'm so sorry. - [chuckling] Wait, what? 159 00:05:36,807 --> 00:05:39,077 Wait, why would you have his hat? 160 00:05:39,879 --> 00:05:42,117 - The pool project. - Yeah. 161 00:05:42,117 --> 00:05:44,122 Markie helped Nick with, like, digging last night. 162 00:05:44,122 --> 00:05:45,257 [Evan] W-What? 163 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:46,793 [Markie] Yeah. Nick needed someone 164 00:05:46,793 --> 00:05:48,531 with big muscles to come over and do all the man work, 165 00:05:48,531 --> 00:05:50,534 you know? I-- She asked, I obliged. 166 00:05:50,534 --> 00:05:52,506 Do you have big muscles? 167 00:05:52,506 --> 00:05:53,974 [scoffs] The biggest. 168 00:05:53,974 --> 00:05:55,812 - [Gwen] Rick was there, too. - [Markie] Yeah. 169 00:05:55,812 --> 00:05:57,414 It wasn't, like, just Markie or anything. Oh, my God, 170 00:05:57,414 --> 00:05:58,751 it'd be so weird if it was just Markie. 171 00:05:58,751 --> 00:06:01,089 - Would it? - Wait, Rick was there, too? 172 00:06:01,089 --> 00:06:02,592 Why is this such a big deal? 173 00:06:02,592 --> 00:06:04,362 [Evan] I mean, I-- You, like... 174 00:06:04,362 --> 00:06:06,099 Don't make me say it. 175 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:07,502 What are you trying to say? 176 00:06:07,502 --> 00:06:10,674 Like, everyone was hanging out without me. 177 00:06:11,543 --> 00:06:14,381 Oh, no, no. No. Oh, my God. 178 00:06:14,381 --> 00:06:15,985 We weren't hanging out, you're totally misunderstanding this. 179 00:06:15,985 --> 00:06:17,788 It was, like... It was like, help. 180 00:06:17,788 --> 00:06:19,659 Nick needed help digging the pool 181 00:06:19,659 --> 00:06:21,931 - and it wasn't, like, fun. - I thought it was fun. 182 00:06:21,931 --> 00:06:23,634 But this is not the kind of thing 183 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:25,404 that Evan would've found fun. 184 00:06:25,404 --> 00:06:26,974 You would've hated it. 185 00:06:26,974 --> 00:06:28,944 - It's fine. I'm... It's fine. I'm fine. - Are you? 186 00:06:28,944 --> 00:06:30,682 - [Evan] This does not matter to me. - It does not matter, 187 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,184 - I promise you. - It's fine. [laughs] 188 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,155 Yo, can one of you guys take a look at my tent? 189 00:06:34,155 --> 00:06:35,958 - [Markie] I got you, bud. - No, I'll help you. 190 00:06:35,958 --> 00:06:36,993 [Rick] Nice. 191 00:06:36,993 --> 00:06:37,829 What was that? 192 00:06:37,829 --> 00:06:39,632 It's fine. This looks good. 193 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:40,968 [Markie] Eh. Damn right it does. 194 00:06:46,412 --> 00:06:48,049 - This is too long. - I know. 195 00:06:48,049 --> 00:06:49,586 - I'm trying to arch it up, it's too long. - Pissing me off. 196 00:06:49,586 --> 00:06:51,155 But it is starting to look like a tent, 197 00:06:51,155 --> 00:06:53,393 so whatever you're doing, just, like, keep doing that. 198 00:06:53,393 --> 00:06:54,395 Where you going? 199 00:06:54,395 --> 00:06:55,831 I'm gonna smoke. 200 00:06:55,831 --> 00:06:57,535 [whispers] You're smoking fucking weed? 201 00:06:57,535 --> 00:06:59,639 Dude, I have to. These kids are, like, 202 00:06:59,639 --> 00:07:01,810 ten seconds away from making me cry. 203 00:07:01,810 --> 00:07:04,382 Yo, actually, can you light this lighter for me? 204 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:05,918 My thumb's all fucked up. 205 00:07:06,954 --> 00:07:09,458 - Please? - You shouldn't be smoking weed 206 00:07:09,458 --> 00:07:12,130 on a camping trip with children. 207 00:07:12,130 --> 00:07:13,232 Who cares? 208 00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:14,535 How'd you mess your thumb up? 209 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:17,007 Oh, my God, it was so fucking stupid. 210 00:07:18,376 --> 00:07:21,248 When we were all hanging out at Gwen's house last night... 211 00:07:21,248 --> 00:07:23,921 I was trying to plug my Nintendo Switch into their 212 00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:26,827 HDMI cord behind the TV and did this weird move 213 00:07:26,827 --> 00:07:28,564 when I was, like, trying to plug it in. [chuckles] 214 00:07:28,564 --> 00:07:32,872 You guys played Nintendo Switch at Gwen's house last night? 215 00:07:32,872 --> 00:07:34,642 Dude, we played, like, eight rounds of Mario Kart. 216 00:07:34,642 --> 00:07:36,547 This was after you guys did the pool stuff? 217 00:07:36,547 --> 00:07:38,416 Yeah, we were up till like, 2:00 a.m. [laughs] 218 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:41,556 I was so tired this morning, I almost didn't even come. 219 00:07:43,259 --> 00:07:45,097 ♪♪ Frenemies ♪ 220 00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:47,502 ♪♪ Who when you're down ain't your friend ♪ 221 00:07:47,502 --> 00:07:49,739 [both] ♪♪ Every night... ♪ 222 00:07:49,739 --> 00:07:51,577 - [clears throat] - ♪♪ We smash a Mercedes-Benz ♪ 223 00:07:51,577 --> 00:07:54,315 - [both] ♪♪ First we run ♪ - ♪♪ But then we laugh ♪ 224 00:07:54,315 --> 00:07:56,553 - ♪♪ Till we cry... ♪ - Hmm, good harmony on that one. 225 00:07:56,553 --> 00:07:59,024 Good. Okay, and then we do this together? 226 00:07:59,024 --> 00:08:01,095 - [both] ♪♪ But when ♪ - ♪♪ The night. ♪ 227 00:08:01,095 --> 00:08:02,899 I think that's... Are you flat there? 228 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:05,170 - ♪♪ When. ♪ - Okay, but it's not Broadway. 229 00:08:05,170 --> 00:08:06,973 You don't have to be like... ♪♪ But when. ♪ 230 00:08:06,973 --> 00:08:09,044 You could just be like, "But when..." It's like talk-singing. 231 00:08:09,044 --> 00:08:10,147 ♪♪ When. ♪ 232 00:08:10,147 --> 00:08:11,683 It's like you're in Dear Evan Hansen. 233 00:08:11,683 --> 00:08:12,686 - It's not like you're in... - Oh. Okay. 234 00:08:12,686 --> 00:08:14,254 ...Hello, Dolly. 235 00:08:14,254 --> 00:08:15,624 - ♪♪ But when the night... ♪ - It's sounding 236 00:08:15,624 --> 00:08:16,626 completely flat to me. I mean... 237 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:17,762 That one was good, I feel. 238 00:08:17,762 --> 00:08:18,898 Let's go to the chorus, all right? 239 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:20,133 - Okay. - Let's go to the chorus. 240 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:21,637 ♪♪ You've got the music in you. ♪ 241 00:08:21,637 --> 00:08:23,072 Can-- just wait for me to hit the... 242 00:08:23,072 --> 00:08:24,609 ♪♪ You've got the music in you... ♪ 243 00:08:24,609 --> 00:08:25,944 You're jumping in. You're jumping in. 244 00:08:25,944 --> 00:08:27,615 - You're jumping in. - Sorry. Two, three. 245 00:08:27,615 --> 00:08:28,984 - ♪♪ You've got the... ♪ - You... 246 00:08:28,984 --> 00:08:30,120 No. You didn't even let me hit the chord. 247 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:30,821 Something is going on. 248 00:08:30,821 --> 00:08:31,255 - With us? - Yeah. 249 00:08:32,024 --> 00:08:33,727 Nothing is going on. I'm fine. 250 00:08:33,727 --> 00:08:34,830 - Okay. - I'm just-- 251 00:08:34,830 --> 00:08:36,165 I want the song to be good. 252 00:08:36,165 --> 00:08:37,467 - Gotcha. - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 253 00:08:37,467 --> 00:08:38,937 What can we do for you? 254 00:08:38,937 --> 00:08:40,941 Just making sure no one is playing Stone Face. 255 00:08:40,941 --> 00:08:43,312 Okay. We are both teachers in our 30s. 256 00:08:43,312 --> 00:08:44,950 There are two of us, 257 00:08:44,950 --> 00:08:46,385 I am gay, 258 00:08:46,385 --> 00:08:47,789 she has a boyfriend. 259 00:08:47,789 --> 00:08:49,759 So, for that reason and 100 other reasons, 260 00:08:49,759 --> 00:08:51,328 we're not playing Stone Face, Sharon. 261 00:08:51,328 --> 00:08:54,000 We couldn't fit a table in here if we tried. 262 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,871 Someone is playing it somewhere. I know that. 263 00:08:55,871 --> 00:08:57,842 Okay. No, but thank you. That-- It's... 264 00:08:57,842 --> 00:08:59,111 And that song you were playing. 265 00:08:59,111 --> 00:09:01,550 Ooh, God, you were a little pitchy. 266 00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:02,952 But it really brought me back. 267 00:09:02,952 --> 00:09:04,589 It was before I was married. 268 00:09:04,589 --> 00:09:07,862 You can imagine the trouble I got into. 269 00:09:07,862 --> 00:09:10,400 - I bet, yeah. - Right. Thank you. Thank you. 270 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,572 - [Sharon] Please... - Okay. We'll keep an eye out 271 00:09:12,572 --> 00:09:14,107 for any-anything like that. 272 00:09:14,107 --> 00:09:15,678 - [birds singing] - [girl] I'll help you. 273 00:09:15,678 --> 00:09:17,982 - She looking? Mm-hmm. - Gwen? 274 00:09:17,982 --> 00:09:19,519 [Rick] Nah, she's busy, dawg. 275 00:09:19,519 --> 00:09:20,855 [Markie] Get her to look, man. 276 00:09:20,855 --> 00:09:22,357 My package is looking loco in this harness. 277 00:09:22,357 --> 00:09:23,728 Look at it. 278 00:09:23,728 --> 00:09:24,896 It looks like you went to a dumpster 279 00:09:24,896 --> 00:09:26,365 and stuffed it with trash, dawg. 280 00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:28,570 She's looking kind of. Get her to look fully. 281 00:09:28,570 --> 00:09:30,842 - Gwen! - [groans] 282 00:09:30,842 --> 00:09:31,943 [Rick] She's still not even looking. 283 00:09:31,943 --> 00:09:34,215 My neck is actually tweaked out 284 00:09:34,215 --> 00:09:35,751 by those tents. 285 00:09:35,751 --> 00:09:37,888 Did you sleep okay? 286 00:09:39,258 --> 00:09:40,795 Are you mad at me? 287 00:09:40,795 --> 00:09:42,599 You are mad at me. 288 00:09:42,599 --> 00:09:43,733 - I'm not mad at you. - [scoffs] 289 00:09:43,733 --> 00:09:45,638 I'm mad at my own feelings 290 00:09:45,638 --> 00:09:47,174 and a stupid situation. 291 00:09:47,174 --> 00:09:49,245 Come on, this is our favorite trip. 292 00:09:49,245 --> 00:09:51,349 I miss my buddy. 293 00:09:51,349 --> 00:09:52,985 Talk to me. 294 00:09:52,985 --> 00:09:56,659 I mean, w-w-w-why-why would you all hang out without me? 295 00:09:56,659 --> 00:09:58,129 Do you guys hate me? 296 00:09:58,129 --> 00:10:00,200 [chuckles] No. We definitely don't hate you. 297 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,872 It's, like, everybody acts like they're my best friend 298 00:10:02,872 --> 00:10:04,141 until I just find out you all 299 00:10:04,141 --> 00:10:06,580 kind of think I'm, like, a weirdo and that 300 00:10:06,580 --> 00:10:07,815 I can't come to your normie hang 301 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,418 and play video games or something. 302 00:10:09,418 --> 00:10:10,921 I can play video games. I grew up playing video games. 303 00:10:10,921 --> 00:10:12,692 We know you can play video games. 304 00:10:12,692 --> 00:10:14,328 So then why wasn't I fucking invited? 305 00:10:14,328 --> 00:10:17,801 It's 'cause you just don't like helping people, Evan. 306 00:10:19,237 --> 00:10:21,208 I'm just... I mean, the whole point was, like, 307 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:23,279 to get together and help my boyfriend build a pool. 308 00:10:23,279 --> 00:10:25,083 I'm just saying... it's like physical labor, 309 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,020 and-and I asked the people who... 310 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:28,791 You know, the whole point was to be helpful, 311 00:10:28,791 --> 00:10:30,226 and you just don't do that. 312 00:10:30,226 --> 00:10:32,731 You know, you don't bring anything to the party 313 00:10:32,731 --> 00:10:34,401 'cause you think you're such a delight that you don't have to. 314 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,873 - Thank you. - This is feeling very intense. 315 00:10:36,873 --> 00:10:39,344 Yeah, it kind of is. 316 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,217 Helmet? 317 00:10:47,494 --> 00:10:49,599 - My dad says that you're really jealous of me. - Really? 318 00:10:49,599 --> 00:10:51,603 When did you start wearing blue? Like, as soon as I started 319 00:10:51,603 --> 00:10:53,373 - wearing blue. You literally don't even like blue. - Okay. 320 00:10:53,373 --> 00:10:55,276 But I'm wearing a different-- I'm wearing baby blue. 321 00:10:55,276 --> 00:10:57,114 You-you, like, hang out without me. 322 00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:59,251 And then you take that opportunity to then tell me 323 00:10:59,251 --> 00:11:01,422 - that you don't like major aspects of my personality? - [Gwen mutters] 324 00:11:01,422 --> 00:11:03,827 - [Tiffany] I'm prioritizing my peeps. - Am I right? 325 00:11:03,827 --> 00:11:05,230 Literally the worst decision I've ever made 326 00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:06,900 was coming on this field trip with you. 327 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,937 Do you think I'm a bad friend 328 00:11:08,937 --> 00:11:10,473 after all the stuff I do for you? 329 00:11:10,473 --> 00:11:12,111 Like, listening to you talk 330 00:11:12,111 --> 00:11:14,281 for hours about your boyfriend who's losing his mind 331 00:11:14,281 --> 00:11:16,887 - and building a pool by hand? - [scoffs] 332 00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:19,090 Or, I don't know, like when I got you this job? 333 00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:20,459 Oh, you got... oh, you got me this job? 334 00:11:20,459 --> 00:11:21,896 You didn't get me an interview? 335 00:11:21,896 --> 00:11:23,165 'Cause I'm pretty sure that's what happened. 336 00:11:23,165 --> 00:11:24,902 That's how you get somebody a job. 337 00:11:24,902 --> 00:11:26,205 I can't believe I'm friends with you, like, honestly. 338 00:11:26,205 --> 00:11:27,775 You're lucky you're friends with me. 339 00:11:27,775 --> 00:11:29,044 - [Evan] ...probably not. - [Gwen] I mean, you think 340 00:11:29,044 --> 00:11:30,715 you got me the job. That tells me 341 00:11:30,715 --> 00:11:32,785 everything that I need to know about what you think of me. 342 00:11:32,785 --> 00:11:34,722 - What do you think that I think about you? - That you think I'm, 343 00:11:34,722 --> 00:11:36,291 like, the stupid girl that's just kind of waiting and hoping 344 00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:38,162 at home just waiting for you to call me, like 345 00:11:38,162 --> 00:11:40,601 - you're just my only friend. No. - [indistinct chatter] 346 00:11:40,601 --> 00:11:42,304 No. You are not giving this-- 347 00:11:42,304 --> 00:11:43,774 And if anyone's listening to anybody 348 00:11:43,774 --> 00:11:45,277 fucking bitch all the time, 349 00:11:45,277 --> 00:11:46,646 it's me listening to you. 350 00:11:46,646 --> 00:11:48,283 - Oh, my God. - Let me just take this opportunity to say, 351 00:11:48,283 --> 00:11:50,019 I'm not your therapist. I should be paid 352 00:11:50,019 --> 00:11:51,289 for the amount of shit I have to talk you through. 353 00:11:51,289 --> 00:11:52,490 "Is Malcolm my boyfriend? 354 00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:54,094 I don't know if I should make my boyfriend." 355 00:11:54,094 --> 00:11:55,397 "Oh, my God. No, don't text him anymore. 356 00:11:55,397 --> 00:11:57,067 He's not my friend anymore." 357 00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,670 "Oh, my God, I fucked him last night." I cannot keep track. 358 00:11:58,670 --> 00:12:00,941 [Tiffany] Mr. Marquez, you have to send Becca home. 359 00:12:00,941 --> 00:12:02,344 Just cut her out of your life! 360 00:12:02,344 --> 00:12:04,081 - Okay. I'm right here. - Whoa. I didn't say 361 00:12:04,081 --> 00:12:05,651 I wanted to cut her out of my life. 362 00:12:05,651 --> 00:12:07,722 Yeah, but you guys wouldn't be arguing all the time 363 00:12:07,722 --> 00:12:09,191 if you actually were friends. 364 00:12:09,191 --> 00:12:11,228 You know what, Tiffany? Mr. Marquez thinks 365 00:12:11,228 --> 00:12:12,965 that conflict is the end of a relationship, 366 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:14,669 which is why he's unable to engage in healthy conflict, 367 00:12:14,669 --> 00:12:17,541 which is, ironically, a quality that can end a relationship. 368 00:12:17,541 --> 00:12:18,944 Maybe we're just realizing 369 00:12:18,944 --> 00:12:20,515 - we're not a match, actually. - Oh, my God. 370 00:12:20,515 --> 00:12:22,050 Why is that vein bulging out of your neck like that? 371 00:12:22,050 --> 00:12:23,887 I don't know, Tiffany! Just ask Gwen. 372 00:12:23,887 --> 00:12:25,691 She knows everything that's wrong with me. 373 00:12:25,691 --> 00:12:27,695 Actually, you are fucking insane. 374 00:12:27,695 --> 00:12:30,534 Fuck through this tunnel. God! 375 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:34,675 Hey. Hey! Ss, ss. Uh, uh. 376 00:12:34,675 --> 00:12:36,445 - Up. Up, up. - What? 377 00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:38,851 - Why? - You know damn well why, perverts. 378 00:12:38,851 --> 00:12:42,290 Thank you. Thank you. 379 00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:43,927 Just disgusting. 380 00:12:43,927 --> 00:12:46,365 I don't think they were doing what you think they were doing. 381 00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:48,068 Ooh. 382 00:12:49,906 --> 00:12:52,144 You don't know the half... 383 00:12:52,144 --> 00:12:54,549 of what I think they were doing. 384 00:12:55,283 --> 00:12:58,155 Yeah, I just made this pretty cool decision, 385 00:12:58,155 --> 00:13:00,627 which is, I'm not gonna talk to you anymore. 386 00:13:00,627 --> 00:13:02,330 Bye! 387 00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:03,900 [owl hoots] 388 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:06,238 And the ghost turns out to be... 389 00:13:06,238 --> 00:13:07,575 her brother. 390 00:13:07,575 --> 00:13:10,547 Who was... who was dead. 391 00:13:10,547 --> 00:13:13,586 Why? Why was he haunting her? 392 00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:14,922 Because... 393 00:13:14,922 --> 00:13:16,826 [loudly] Because... 394 00:13:16,826 --> 00:13:19,632 - she didn't vote! - Mm. 395 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:23,239 - Oh. - Oh, that's pretty scary stuff, right? 396 00:13:23,239 --> 00:13:25,544 - So good. - [Grant] So, let's vote. 397 00:13:25,544 --> 00:13:27,548 [Rick] Why are you wearing those night vision goggles? 398 00:13:27,548 --> 00:13:29,718 'Cause it's nighttime, and they're badass. 399 00:13:29,718 --> 00:13:31,422 [Grant] All right, now, 400 00:13:31,422 --> 00:13:32,925 we have a little tradition. You're in for a little treat. 401 00:13:32,925 --> 00:13:35,363 Come on up, Mr. Marquez and Ms. Sanders. 402 00:13:35,363 --> 00:13:36,900 Give it up! 403 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,337 Hello. 404 00:13:40,774 --> 00:13:42,545 One, two, three, four. 405 00:13:42,545 --> 00:13:46,619 [playing intro to "You Get What You Give" by New Radicals] 406 00:13:46,619 --> 00:13:51,161 ♪♪ Frenemies, who when you're down ain't your friend ♪ 407 00:13:51,161 --> 00:13:55,538 ♪♪ Every night we smash a Mercedes-Benz ♪ 408 00:13:55,538 --> 00:14:01,415 ♪♪ First we run, but then we laugh 'till we cry ♪ 409 00:14:02,351 --> 00:14:03,119 Here you go. 410 00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:04,989 ♪♪ When the night ♪ 411 00:14:04,989 --> 00:14:06,425 ♪♪ Is falling ♪ 412 00:14:06,425 --> 00:14:07,761 Come on, Gwen. Just... 413 00:14:07,761 --> 00:14:10,266 ♪♪ When your dreams are dying ♪ 414 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:13,573 - That's your part. - ♪♪ Hold tight ♪ 415 00:14:13,573 --> 00:14:16,212 ♪♪ You only... ♪ Just sing the song, Gwen! 416 00:14:16,212 --> 00:14:17,648 No, no, I think you've got this. 417 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,151 So, I guess you're not the helpful one now. 418 00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:20,587 You can't help me sing this song? 419 00:14:20,587 --> 00:14:22,558 It's better solo, right? He doesn't need me. 420 00:14:22,558 --> 00:14:23,660 I don't think you need me. 421 00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:25,063 I don't think we're a match. 422 00:14:25,063 --> 00:14:26,332 [whispering] Keep going, keep going. 423 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,401 Show must go on. 424 00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:28,904 [Evan] Okay, it is not a duet. 425 00:14:28,904 --> 00:14:30,240 [strumming tune] 426 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,511 ♪♪ You've got the music in you ♪ 427 00:14:32,511 --> 00:14:34,516 ♪♪ Don't let go ♪ 428 00:14:34,516 --> 00:14:36,351 ♪♪ You've got the music in you ♪ 429 00:14:36,351 --> 00:14:38,489 ♪♪ One dance left ♪ 430 00:14:38,489 --> 00:14:40,493 ♪♪ This world is gonna pull through ♪ 431 00:14:40,493 --> 00:14:44,702 ♪♪ Don't give up, you've got a reason to live... ♪ 432 00:14:44,702 --> 00:14:46,272 - [laughter, chatter] - Hey, put him down. Put him down! 433 00:14:46,272 --> 00:14:47,542 - ♪♪ Can't forget ♪ - I got it. 434 00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:49,044 ♪♪ We only get what we give... ♪ 435 00:14:49,044 --> 00:14:50,514 - Go on. - Guys, guys, stop. Please. 436 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,152 - [strumming] - [Gwen speaking indistinctly] 437 00:14:53,152 --> 00:14:55,891 ♪♪ Health insurance, rip off lying ♪ 438 00:14:55,891 --> 00:14:57,160 ♪♪ FDA, big bankers buying ♪ 439 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:58,863 ♪♪ Fake computer crashes dining ♪ 440 00:14:58,863 --> 00:15:01,602 ♪♪ Cloning while they're multiplying ♪ 441 00:15:01,602 --> 00:15:03,339 ♪♪ Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson ♪ 442 00:15:03,339 --> 00:15:04,876 ♪♪ Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson... ♪ 443 00:15:04,876 --> 00:15:07,380 - I think she's insane. - This is great. 444 00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:09,585 ♪♪ Come around, we'll kick your asses. ♪ 445 00:15:09,585 --> 00:15:10,987 [Grant] That's it. 446 00:15:10,987 --> 00:15:13,158 Okay, that's great. That's great. 447 00:15:18,504 --> 00:15:20,273 [Rick] Fuck! I burnt another one. 448 00:15:20,273 --> 00:15:22,711 Yeah, Gwen and I are fine, I think. 449 00:15:23,813 --> 00:15:25,684 Or if we're not fine, it's her fault. 450 00:15:25,684 --> 00:15:28,388 - I don't know. - Mm-hmm. Let it out, buddy. 451 00:15:28,388 --> 00:15:30,226 I'm a great listener, you know. 452 00:15:30,226 --> 00:15:32,397 Yeah, look, I got your back, man. 453 00:15:32,397 --> 00:15:34,268 And if it comes to us picking sides, 454 00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:36,305 it's nothing personal. I just... 455 00:15:36,305 --> 00:15:38,843 I really prefer her company to yours. 456 00:15:38,843 --> 00:15:40,714 - You prefer Gwen's company? - Yeah. 457 00:15:40,714 --> 00:15:42,050 Thank you. 458 00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:44,689 [Grant groans] 459 00:15:44,689 --> 00:15:46,091 - [laughs] - Help. 460 00:15:46,091 --> 00:15:47,862 - Is that your safe word? - Help. 461 00:15:47,862 --> 00:15:48,997 I think Grant needs help. 462 00:15:48,997 --> 00:15:51,268 - Hey, Sharon? - Huh? 463 00:15:51,268 --> 00:15:53,807 I think I saw some boys sitting by a makeshift 464 00:15:53,807 --> 00:15:56,779 - picnic table by the restroom. - Are you serious? 465 00:15:56,779 --> 00:15:58,482 Yeah, and I think... Now that I think about it, 466 00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:00,453 there might have been a girl over there, as well. 467 00:16:00,453 --> 00:16:01,823 [gasping] 468 00:16:01,823 --> 00:16:03,693 I'll be right back. 469 00:16:03,693 --> 00:16:05,196 That was good. 470 00:16:05,196 --> 00:16:07,200 - Oh, thank you. - You okay? 471 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,304 Yeah, yeah, every time suburban moms 472 00:16:09,304 --> 00:16:11,643 come to the wilderness, and, I don't... something happens. 473 00:16:11,643 --> 00:16:12,945 Yeah. 474 00:16:12,945 --> 00:16:14,347 They make cheaper night vision goggles, 475 00:16:14,347 --> 00:16:16,184 but they're not the real McCoy, you know? 476 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:19,324 I mean, and check this out. You fire 'em up. 477 00:16:20,093 --> 00:16:21,896 - I mean, come on. - Yeah. They're so cool. 478 00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:24,167 Seriously. Every time I watch Zero Dark Thirty, 479 00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:25,904 I just pop these bad boys on. 480 00:16:25,904 --> 00:16:27,474 It's like I'm right there. 481 00:16:27,474 --> 00:16:30,781 You watched Zero Dark Thirty more than once? 482 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,818 You know bin Laden had five wives? 483 00:16:32,818 --> 00:16:34,221 That's messed up, right? 484 00:16:34,221 --> 00:16:36,091 You only need one person in life, you know? 485 00:16:36,091 --> 00:16:38,630 What are you talking about? 486 00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,601 Sorry. I just, like... 487 00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:42,771 I just... I just need to be alone right now. I just-- 488 00:16:42,771 --> 00:16:45,410 I mean, is that what any of us really want in this world? 489 00:16:45,410 --> 00:16:47,682 - What? - Give 'em a test drive. 490 00:16:47,682 --> 00:16:50,452 That's all. Just try 'em, you know. Just-- 491 00:16:50,452 --> 00:16:52,190 They'll really freak your bean. 492 00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:53,827 - You know? - Oh, my God. My bean. 493 00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:55,898 Oh, right there, right there. Yeah, yeah. Right there. 494 00:16:55,898 --> 00:16:58,235 - [beeps] - Ooh. - Yeah, right? 495 00:16:58,235 --> 00:16:59,772 - Oh, they're so cool. - Yeah. 496 00:16:59,772 --> 00:17:01,843 Oh, I want to take these. I'll talk to you soon. 497 00:17:01,843 --> 00:17:03,880 All right. Watch it, though. 498 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,151 You might see things you didn't know were there, 499 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,821 and that changes everything. 500 00:17:07,821 --> 00:17:09,290 [Gwen] What? 501 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:11,530 The crazy thing is I didn't even start smoking weed 502 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:15,369 till I was 32 to help deal with my imposter syndrome. 503 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:17,407 32? How old are you now? 504 00:17:17,407 --> 00:17:19,612 [scoffs] I know, right? Exactly. 505 00:17:19,612 --> 00:17:21,148 [Grant] You're okay. Just breathe. 506 00:17:21,148 --> 00:17:22,484 Just breathe. You'll be fine. 507 00:17:22,484 --> 00:17:24,421 You'll be fine. Is anyone here a doctor? 508 00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:26,892 - Gwen? - [Grant] Parent doctor? Parent doctor? 509 00:17:26,892 --> 00:17:28,697 Just breathe, breathe, breathe. 510 00:17:28,697 --> 00:17:30,366 - Was it something I said? - [Grant] Gwen, if this is 511 00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:31,903 drugs, we need to know. No shame, no judgment. 512 00:17:31,903 --> 00:17:32,971 - We just need to know. - [wheezing] It's not drugs. 513 00:17:32,971 --> 00:17:34,508 It's stupid-- 514 00:17:34,508 --> 00:17:35,678 - It's not drugs. It's not drugs. - [Evan] Can you call 911? 515 00:17:35,678 --> 00:17:36,713 Sorry. 516 00:17:36,713 --> 00:17:37,815 - Evan, do something! - [Gwen wheezing] 517 00:17:37,815 --> 00:17:39,151 Oh, my God. 518 00:17:39,151 --> 00:17:40,486 Hey, where's your bag? 519 00:17:40,486 --> 00:17:42,490 - [wheezes] - Excuse me. 520 00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:44,394 Stay with me, please. Please stay with me on this. 521 00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:46,532 [continues wheezing] 522 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,736 - [man] Oh. - [hissing] 523 00:17:50,774 --> 00:17:53,980 [gasps wheezily, exhales] 524 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:55,884 Good. Breathe. 525 00:17:55,884 --> 00:17:57,319 [Gwen sobs, inhales] 526 00:17:57,319 --> 00:17:59,390 - What happened? - Latex. 527 00:17:59,390 --> 00:18:02,731 - [sighs] - The goggles. She's allergic to latex. 528 00:18:02,731 --> 00:18:05,002 I didn't know. 529 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:06,939 I'm so sorry. 530 00:18:06,939 --> 00:18:08,676 I was so fucking stupid. 531 00:18:08,676 --> 00:18:10,714 - You're my favorite person in the world. - [Gwen laughs] 532 00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,718 [Gwen] You're my favorite person. 533 00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,087 Oh, my God. 534 00:18:14,087 --> 00:18:16,291 You okay, baby? 535 00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:20,466 Is she dead? 536 00:18:21,769 --> 00:18:23,673 [Rick] Guess how many bites 537 00:18:23,673 --> 00:18:25,376 - I can throw this down in. - [boy] Two! 538 00:18:25,376 --> 00:18:27,614 - Two? Three? - [boy 2] Four? 539 00:18:27,614 --> 00:18:30,119 - Wrong. - [Gwen] Look at him. 540 00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:32,157 - Look at him. - [Evan] Every time. 541 00:18:32,157 --> 00:18:33,492 It's disgusting how he eats. 542 00:18:33,492 --> 00:18:35,296 You should've seen him with the pizza 543 00:18:35,296 --> 00:18:37,066 at my house the other night. 544 00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:39,004 Pizza?! 545 00:18:39,004 --> 00:18:42,043 - I know. - Oh, my God. 546 00:18:42,043 --> 00:18:43,513 I keep discovering levels 547 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,517 to this incredible hang you all had. 548 00:18:45,517 --> 00:18:47,821 It's fine. I'm fine. I'm kidding. 549 00:18:47,821 --> 00:18:49,825 You know, actually, we-- everyone is coming over Sunday 550 00:18:49,825 --> 00:18:51,929 if you want to help mix concrete. 551 00:18:51,929 --> 00:18:54,067 We can order pizza. 552 00:18:54,802 --> 00:18:57,240 I cannot even believe you don't want to come. 553 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,077 - I don't want to come. - I knew it! 554 00:18:59,077 --> 00:19:00,714 - I knew it! - I want to be invited! 555 00:19:00,714 --> 00:19:02,450 So, that-- Look, we did it. That's-- 556 00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:03,787 All you had to do was invite me. 557 00:19:03,787 --> 00:19:05,356 - You're always invited. - Thank you. 558 00:19:05,356 --> 00:19:07,160 Thank you for the invite. Maybe I'll come by 559 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,297 when the manual labor is over. 560 00:19:09,297 --> 00:19:12,671 Becca? Go sit next to Tiffany. 561 00:19:12,671 --> 00:19:14,976 - No, she's toxic. - Everyone is toxic. 562 00:19:14,976 --> 00:19:16,244 She's your best friend. 563 00:19:16,244 --> 00:19:17,714 - Go sit with her. - Just go sit with-- 564 00:19:17,714 --> 00:19:19,284 She told me it was offensive to learn Mandarin. 565 00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,020 'Cause you're not Japanese. 566 00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:23,225 - That's the wrong country, bitch. - You're best friends. 567 00:19:23,225 --> 00:19:24,896 It's not about you anymore. At this point, 568 00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:26,164 - it's about us. - [Evan] Best friends sit together. 569 00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:27,266 What's life if you don't have 570 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,603 - your best friends? - Go. 571 00:19:28,603 --> 00:19:29,938 You will miss each other when you graduate. 572 00:19:29,938 --> 00:19:31,543 - I promise you. - That's... that's good. 573 00:19:31,543 --> 00:19:33,011 - All is right in the world. - [Gwen] You... 574 00:19:33,011 --> 00:19:36,519 Classic damsel-in-distress moment, and I biffed it. 575 00:19:36,519 --> 00:19:38,422 Dude, she practically died. 576 00:19:38,422 --> 00:19:40,226 I don't think she was gonna, like, 577 00:19:40,226 --> 00:19:42,697 bounce back to life and hook up with you. 578 00:19:43,866 --> 00:19:45,537 - I should have been a doctor. - I agree. 579 00:19:45,537 --> 00:19:47,641 You should have been a completely different person, 580 00:19:47,641 --> 00:19:50,880 and then, I think that this would have worked out. 581 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,985 - Okay, this is you. - Yo, what up, Teach? 582 00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:55,557 Oh, my God. Sharon, where'd you come from? 583 00:19:55,557 --> 00:19:57,093 What are you guys up to next week? 584 00:19:57,093 --> 00:19:58,496 We're just teaching, you know? 585 00:19:58,496 --> 00:19:59,565 - Yeah. - Just work. - [Sharon] Yeah? 586 00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:00,934 Me? 587 00:20:01,669 --> 00:20:04,241 Got to investigate this new thing I've been hearing about. 588 00:20:04,241 --> 00:20:05,309 - Okay. Yeah. - Well, good luck. 589 00:20:05,309 --> 00:20:06,813 I'm sure it'll be interesting. 590 00:20:06,813 --> 00:20:09,785 Have you heard of a "No Loads Refused Cum Dump"? 591 00:20:13,894 --> 00:20:15,630 - Okay, well, it was so nice to meet you. - I've got a fish to-- 592 00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:17,199 But we didn't exchange numbers. 593 00:20:17,199 --> 00:20:18,468 [Evan] You got to go home, Sharon. 594 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,105 [Gwen] You have to go home, Sharon. 595 00:20:20,105 --> 00:20:24,014 ♪ So caught up in you, little girl ♪ 596 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:27,087 ♪♪ And I never did suspect a thing ♪ 597 00:20:27,087 --> 00:20:31,227 ♪♪ So caught up in you, little girl ♪ 598 00:20:31,227 --> 00:20:34,334 ♪♪ That I never want to get myself free ♪ 599 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,672 ♪♪ And baby, it's true ♪ 600 00:20:36,672 --> 00:20:38,876 ♪♪ You're the one ♪ 601 00:20:38,876 --> 00:20:41,615 ♪♪ Who caught me, baby, you taught me ♪ 602 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,087 ♪♪ How good it could be ♪ 603 00:20:44,087 --> 00:20:45,858 ♪♪ Little girl ♪ 604 00:20:45,858 --> 00:20:48,730 ♪♪ You're the one that's got me down on my knees ♪ 605 00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:52,771 ♪♪ So caught up in you, little girl ♪ 606 00:20:52,771 --> 00:20:55,810 ♪♪ That I never want to get myself free ♪ 607 00:20:55,810 --> 00:20:58,448 ♪♪ And baby, it's true ♪ 608 00:20:58,448 --> 00:21:00,119 ♪♪ You're the one ♪ 609 00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:02,625 ♪♪ Who caught me and taught me ♪ 610 00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:05,763 ♪♪ You got me so caught up in you. ♪ 611 00:21:05,763 --> 00:21:07,901 ♪ ♪