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["Caught Up in You"
by 38 Special playing]
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[gasps]
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♪♪ I never knew ♪
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♪♪ There'd come a day ♪
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♪♪ When I'd be saying to you ♪
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♪♪ Don't let this good love
slip away ♪
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Where's the-- Oh.
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♪♪ Now that we know
that it's true ♪
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♪♪ No, said I'd never
fall in love again ♪
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♪♪ But it's real and the feeling
comes shining through ♪
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♪♪ So caught up in you,
little girl ♪
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♪♪ And I never did suspect
a thing ♪
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♪♪ So caught up in you,
little girl... ♪
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- [Evan] Bongiorno.
- [Gwen] Guitar, yes.
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- [speaks Italian]
- Oh, I can't believe it.
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- Hello.
- We are gonna sing
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"You Get What You Give"
by the New Radicals
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this year better
than we ever have before.
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- I can't believe it.
It's an anthem.
- Fourth year in a row.
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Mr. Marquez,
Becca's being such a bitch.
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Oh, I-- what? Whoa, now.
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She said I have no ass.
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Tiffany, I did not say that.
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- I said it could be bigger.
- [Tiffany] Yeah,
you literally did, though.
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I'm just saying
it could be bigger.
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I-I'm sorry, I truly
cannot comment on this.
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I can. You're good.
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Becca is your best friend.
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Just literally go talk to her.
Figure it out.
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Whatever.
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Oh, it is flat. [sucks teeth]
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- [whispers] Gwen.
- [megaphone feedback whines]
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Attention, everyone.
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Students, teachers,
parent chaperones,
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for the most memorable weekend
of the school year,
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the junior class field trip.
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Oh, g-give it up, yes, yes.
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- We're very excited about that.
- Whoo!
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All right, and so,
we've got 90 minutes,
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90 minutes to get there,
we don't want to waste any time.
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So, if you have to pee, pee now
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or forever hold your pee.
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[Rick]
Look at this shit.
"250 calories,
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contains soy and tree nuts."
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Boy, I'm-a be yoked
after this thing.
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Well, I hope you don't plan
on eating those
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out in the wild, man.
I mean, I'm a black bear?
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I'm smelling that
from a thousand miles out.
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- You're a black bear?
- The wilderness
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takes no prisoners, Rick.
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That's the first thing
we learned in ROTC.
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- R-O-T-C.
- Didn't you get kicked out?
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I guess that's why
I only remember
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the first thing they taught us.
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And I didn't get kicked out,
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I was honorably discharged.
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I'm not a fucking pussy.
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Nick and I had sex
last night for, like,
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the first time in forever.
In, like, months.
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In months? What?
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It's fine, it's fine. Sometimes,
he jerks off and I watch.
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Is that it? Is that
what being straight is like?
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I'm making a point.
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So, we found, like, a latex-free
brand of condoms--
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Condoms?
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You know I'm allergic
to latex, right?
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I feel like you're losing
that-that thread.
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Gwen, how long have I known you?
I know you're allergic to latex.
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Sorry to interrupt.
Hi, I'm Sharon,
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- one of the parent chaperones.
- Hey.
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Were you guys talking
about condoms?
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Did the kids bring condoms?
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I don't know. We don't know
what the kids brought.
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Okay, well... [laughing]
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- What?
- [laughs]
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Right. [laughs]
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- Sorry.
I-I'll keep it down.
- [Sharon groans]
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Yeah.
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This whole trip,
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these kids are gonna be trying
to get into all sorts
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of wicked little sexual games.
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Very... specific games.
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- Okay.
Well, we'll keep an eye out.
- Yeah.
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- You know about "Stone Face"?
- What?
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- [Gwen] You-- What'd you say?
- It's a new sex game
these kids are playing.
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You know how they play?
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Do we know how they play?
No, we've never heard of this.
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You know, I don't even
want to say. [laughs]
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That's how deviant it is.
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Ah.
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[Sharon]
A bunch of boys
sit around a table,
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and one girl-- God help her--
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gets under that table
and gives one of them...
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- A blow job?
- Shh!
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And then the young man
on the receiving end,
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he has to keep a straight face,
like this.
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A stone face.
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And then they guess
who the lucky boy was.
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I don't understand, who guesses?
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Everyone.
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[Rick]
Why you keep looking back there?
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- What?
- Something's going on with you.
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No, man. I...
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- I think I got a shot with Gwen.
- [Rick scoffs]
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Wow, dude.
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I'm pretty sure you don't.
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She's, like, a bombshell.
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- What, are you crazy?
- So?
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You saw the guy she's dating.
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Nick.
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- He's a friggin' Adonis.
- [scoffs] No.
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An Adonis?
He's 140 pounds soaking wet.
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Can't shovel dirt
to save his life.
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I think guys that are thin
are often considered attractive.
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Gwen needs a real man,
all right?
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A man that can protect her,
who can provide for her,
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who can, who can
chop wood in nature.
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I think women care more, like,
if a guy's got a cute face
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and good personality,
so you might be fucked.
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Wrong.
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[Sharon]
And if you don't know
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what a "power cuck" is already,
I can guarantee
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you'll see it in action
before the weekend is out.
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I highly doubt that.
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Yeah, again, I don't think
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you have to worry
about these kids,
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you know. You could just
have fun this weekend.
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-"Fun."
- This is, like,
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you need a B average
to get on this trip.
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Oh, okay. And I'll just say
that Liam Drake
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invented tip-licking,
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and he's at Georgetown.
So, there's that.
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Tip-licking?
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No one wants
just the tip licked.
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- That can't be real.
- It's a game. Okay? It's a game.
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[Evan]
Okay, well, you know what?
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We're gonna keep
a-a good eye out for any
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tables or boys
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- sitting down situations.
- Yeah, tables and chairs.
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Thank you. And, please,
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if we can just keep
a close eye on my son.
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The girls are just trying
to eat him alive.
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Puberty has hit him
like a truck,
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and he is just a little boy
in the body of a man.
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Which one's your son?
Sorry, I forget.
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[chuckles] The cutest one here.
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Josh? Or not Josh?
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- Gwen.
- James.
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- Pearson.
- [Gwen] Oh, James Pearson.
- [Evan] Oh, yeah.
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No, he is in the...
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- I see why you're worried.
- Yeah.
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This is off axis, here.
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I never knew this system
where you put the stuff
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- in the tent and then you build
the tent around it.
- [Gwen laughs]
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Oh, Gwen, did you find
my Spurs hat?
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I can't find it still.
It's MIA.
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[groans] I didn't, I'm sorry.
I looked everywhere.
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- I'm so sorry.
- [chuckling] Wait, what?
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Wait, why would you
have his hat?
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- The pool project.
- Yeah.
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Markie helped Nick with,
like, digging last night.
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[Evan]
W-What?
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[Markie]
Yeah. Nick needed someone
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with big muscles to come over
and do all the man work,
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you know? I--
She asked, I obliged.
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Do you have big muscles?
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[scoffs] The biggest.
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- [Gwen] Rick was there, too.
- [Markie] Yeah.
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It wasn't, like, just Markie
or anything. Oh, my God,
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it'd be so weird
if it was just Markie.
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- Would it?
- Wait, Rick was there, too?
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Why is this such a big deal?
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[Evan]
I mean, I-- You, like...
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Don't make me say it.
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What are you trying to say?
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Like, everyone was hanging out
without me.
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Oh, no, no. No. Oh, my God.
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We weren't hanging out, you're
totally misunderstanding this.
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It was, like...
It was like, help.
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Nick needed help
digging the pool
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- and it wasn't, like, fun.
- I thought it was fun.
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But this is not
the kind of thing
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that Evan would've found fun.
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You would've hated it.
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- It's fine. I'm...
It's fine. I'm fine.
- Are you?
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- [Evan] This does not
matter to me.
- It does not matter,
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- I promise you.
- It's fine. [laughs]
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Yo, can one of you guys
take a look at my tent?
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- [Markie] I got you, bud.
- No, I'll help you.
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[Rick]
Nice.
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What was that?
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It's fine. This looks good.
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[Markie]
Eh. Damn right it does.
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- This is too long.
- I know.
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- I'm trying to arch it up,
it's too long.
- Pissing me off.
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But it is starting
to look like a tent,
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so whatever you're doing,
just, like, keep doing that.
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Where you going?
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I'm gonna smoke.
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[whispers]
You're smoking fucking weed?
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Dude, I have to.
These kids are, like,
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ten seconds away
from making me cry.
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Yo, actually, can you light
this lighter for me?
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My thumb's all fucked up.
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- Please?
- You shouldn't be smoking weed
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on a camping trip with children.
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Who cares?
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How'd you mess your thumb up?
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Oh, my God,
it was so fucking stupid.
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When we were all hanging out
at Gwen's house last night...
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I was trying to plug
my Nintendo Switch into their
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HDMI cord behind the TV
and did this weird move
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when I was, like,
trying to plug it in. [chuckles]
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You guys played Nintendo Switch
at Gwen's house last night?
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Dude, we played, like,
eight rounds of Mario Kart.
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This was after you guys
did the pool stuff?
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Yeah, we were up
till like, 2:00 a.m. [laughs]
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I was so tired this morning,
I almost didn't even come.
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♪♪ Frenemies ♪
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♪♪ Who when you're down
ain't your friend ♪
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[both]
♪♪ Every night... ♪
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- [clears throat]
- ♪♪ We smash a Mercedes-Benz ♪
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- [both] ♪♪ First we run ♪
- ♪♪ But then we laugh ♪
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- ♪♪ Till we cry... ♪
- Hmm, good harmony on that one.
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Good. Okay, and then
we do this together?
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- [both] ♪♪ But when ♪
- ♪♪ The night. ♪
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I think that's...
Are you flat there?
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- ♪♪ When. ♪
- Okay, but it's not Broadway.
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You don't have to be like...
♪♪ But when. ♪
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You could just be like, "But
when..." It's like talk-singing.
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♪♪ When. ♪
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It's like you're
in Dear Evan Hansen.
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- It's not like you're in...
- Oh. Okay.
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...Hello, Dolly.
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- ♪♪ But when the night... ♪
- It's sounding
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completely flat to me.
I mean...
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That one was good, I feel.
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Let's go
to the chorus, all right?
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- Okay.
- Let's go to the chorus.
240
00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:21,637
♪♪ You've got the music in you. ♪
241
00:08:21,637 --> 00:08:23,072
Can-- just wait for me
to hit the...
242
00:08:23,072 --> 00:08:24,609
♪♪ You've got the
music in you... ♪
243
00:08:24,609 --> 00:08:25,944
You're jumping in.
You're jumping in.
244
00:08:25,944 --> 00:08:27,615
- You're jumping in.
- Sorry. Two, three.
245
00:08:27,615 --> 00:08:28,984
- ♪♪ You've got the... ♪
- You...
246
00:08:28,984 --> 00:08:30,120
No. You didn't even
let me hit the chord.
247
00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:30,821
Something is going on.
248
00:08:30,821 --> 00:08:31,255
- With us?
- Yeah.
249
00:08:32,024 --> 00:08:33,727
Nothing is going on. I'm fine.
250
00:08:33,727 --> 00:08:34,830
- Okay.
- I'm just--
251
00:08:34,830 --> 00:08:36,165
I want the song to be good.
252
00:08:36,165 --> 00:08:37,467
- Gotcha.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
253
00:08:37,467 --> 00:08:38,937
What can we do for you?
254
00:08:38,937 --> 00:08:40,941
Just making sure no one
is playing Stone Face.
255
00:08:40,941 --> 00:08:43,312
Okay. We are both teachers
in our 30s.
256
00:08:43,312 --> 00:08:44,950
There are two of us,
257
00:08:44,950 --> 00:08:46,385
I am gay,
258
00:08:46,385 --> 00:08:47,789
she has a boyfriend.
259
00:08:47,789 --> 00:08:49,759
So, for that reason
and 100 other reasons,
260
00:08:49,759 --> 00:08:51,328
we're not playing
Stone Face, Sharon.
261
00:08:51,328 --> 00:08:54,000
We couldn't fit a table
in here if we tried.
262
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,871
Someone is playing it somewhere.
I know that.
263
00:08:55,871 --> 00:08:57,842
Okay. No, but thank you.
That-- It's...
264
00:08:57,842 --> 00:08:59,111
And that song you were playing.
265
00:08:59,111 --> 00:09:01,550
Ooh, God, you were
a little pitchy.
266
00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:02,952
But it really brought me back.
267
00:09:02,952 --> 00:09:04,589
It was before I was married.
268
00:09:04,589 --> 00:09:07,862
You can imagine the trouble
I got into.
269
00:09:07,862 --> 00:09:10,400
- I bet, yeah.
- Right. Thank you. Thank you.
270
00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,572
- [Sharon] Please...
- Okay. We'll keep an eye out
271
00:09:12,572 --> 00:09:14,107
for any-anything like that.
272
00:09:14,107 --> 00:09:15,678
- [birds singing]
- [girl] I'll help you.
273
00:09:15,678 --> 00:09:17,982
- She looking? Mm-hmm.
- Gwen?
274
00:09:17,982 --> 00:09:19,519
[Rick]
Nah, she's busy, dawg.
275
00:09:19,519 --> 00:09:20,855
[Markie]
Get her to look, man.
276
00:09:20,855 --> 00:09:22,357
My package is looking loco
in this harness.
277
00:09:22,357 --> 00:09:23,728
Look at it.
278
00:09:23,728 --> 00:09:24,896
It looks like
you went to a dumpster
279
00:09:24,896 --> 00:09:26,365
and stuffed it with trash, dawg.
280
00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:28,570
She's looking kind of.
Get her to look fully.
281
00:09:28,570 --> 00:09:30,842
- Gwen!
- [groans]
282
00:09:30,842 --> 00:09:31,943
[Rick]
She's still not even looking.
283
00:09:31,943 --> 00:09:34,215
My neck is actually tweaked out
284
00:09:34,215 --> 00:09:35,751
by those tents.
285
00:09:35,751 --> 00:09:37,888
Did you sleep okay?
286
00:09:39,258 --> 00:09:40,795
Are you mad at me?
287
00:09:40,795 --> 00:09:42,599
You are mad at me.
288
00:09:42,599 --> 00:09:43,733
- I'm not mad at you.
- [scoffs]
289
00:09:43,733 --> 00:09:45,638
I'm mad at my own feelings
290
00:09:45,638 --> 00:09:47,174
and a stupid situation.
291
00:09:47,174 --> 00:09:49,245
Come on,
this is our favorite trip.
292
00:09:49,245 --> 00:09:51,349
I miss my buddy.
293
00:09:51,349 --> 00:09:52,985
Talk to me.
294
00:09:52,985 --> 00:09:56,659
I mean, w-w-w-why-why would
you all hang out without me?
295
00:09:56,659 --> 00:09:58,129
Do you guys hate me?
296
00:09:58,129 --> 00:10:00,200
[chuckles] No.
We definitely don't hate you.
297
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,872
It's, like, everybody acts
like they're my best friend
298
00:10:02,872 --> 00:10:04,141
until I just find out you all
299
00:10:04,141 --> 00:10:06,580
kind of think I'm, like,
a weirdo and that
300
00:10:06,580 --> 00:10:07,815
I can't come to your normie hang
301
00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,418
and play video games
or something.
302
00:10:09,418 --> 00:10:10,921
I can play video games.
I grew up playing video games.
303
00:10:10,921 --> 00:10:12,692
We know you can play
video games.
304
00:10:12,692 --> 00:10:14,328
So then why wasn't I
fucking invited?
305
00:10:14,328 --> 00:10:17,801
It's 'cause you just
don't like helping people, Evan.
306
00:10:19,237 --> 00:10:21,208
I'm just... I mean,
the whole point was, like,
307
00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:23,279
to get together and help
my boyfriend build a pool.
308
00:10:23,279 --> 00:10:25,083
I'm just saying...
it's like physical labor,
309
00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,020
and-and I asked
the people who...
310
00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:28,791
You know, the whole point
was to be helpful,
311
00:10:28,791 --> 00:10:30,226
and you just don't do that.
312
00:10:30,226 --> 00:10:32,731
You know, you don't bring
anything to the party
313
00:10:32,731 --> 00:10:34,401
'cause you think you're such a
delight that you don't have to.
314
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,873
- Thank you.
- This is feeling very intense.
315
00:10:36,873 --> 00:10:39,344
Yeah, it kind of is.
316
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,217
Helmet?
317
00:10:47,494 --> 00:10:49,599
- My dad says that
you're really jealous of me.
- Really?
318
00:10:49,599 --> 00:10:51,603
When did you start wearing blue?
Like, as soon as I started
319
00:10:51,603 --> 00:10:53,373
- wearing blue. You literally
don't even like blue.
- Okay.
320
00:10:53,373 --> 00:10:55,276
But I'm wearing a different--
I'm wearing baby blue.
321
00:10:55,276 --> 00:10:57,114
You-you, like,
hang out without me.
322
00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:59,251
And then you take
that opportunity to then tell me
323
00:10:59,251 --> 00:11:01,422
- that you don't like
major aspects of my personality?
- [Gwen mutters]
324
00:11:01,422 --> 00:11:03,827
- [Tiffany] I'm prioritizing
my peeps.
- Am I right?
325
00:11:03,827 --> 00:11:05,230
Literally the worst decision
I've ever made
326
00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:06,900
was coming
on this field trip with you.
327
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,937
Do you think I'm a bad friend
328
00:11:08,937 --> 00:11:10,473
after all the stuff
I do for you?
329
00:11:10,473 --> 00:11:12,111
Like, listening to you talk
330
00:11:12,111 --> 00:11:14,281
for hours about your boyfriend
who's losing his mind
331
00:11:14,281 --> 00:11:16,887
- and building a pool by hand?
- [scoffs]
332
00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:19,090
Or, I don't know, like
when I got you this job?
333
00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:20,459
Oh, you got...
oh, you got me this job?
334
00:11:20,459 --> 00:11:21,896
You didn't get me an interview?
335
00:11:21,896 --> 00:11:23,165
'Cause I'm pretty sure
that's what happened.
336
00:11:23,165 --> 00:11:24,902
That's how
you get somebody a job.
337
00:11:24,902 --> 00:11:26,205
I can't believe I'm friends
with you, like, honestly.
338
00:11:26,205 --> 00:11:27,775
You're lucky
you're friends with me.
339
00:11:27,775 --> 00:11:29,044
- [Evan] ...probably not.
- [Gwen] I mean, you think
340
00:11:29,044 --> 00:11:30,715
you got me the job.
That tells me
341
00:11:30,715 --> 00:11:32,785
everything that I need to know
about what you think of me.
342
00:11:32,785 --> 00:11:34,722
- What do you think
that I think about you?
- That you think I'm,
343
00:11:34,722 --> 00:11:36,291
like, the stupid girl that's
just kind of waiting and hoping
344
00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:38,162
at home just waiting
for you to call me, like
345
00:11:38,162 --> 00:11:40,601
- you're just my only friend. No.
- [indistinct chatter]
346
00:11:40,601 --> 00:11:42,304
No. You are not giving this--
347
00:11:42,304 --> 00:11:43,774
And if anyone's
listening to anybody
348
00:11:43,774 --> 00:11:45,277
fucking bitch all the time,
349
00:11:45,277 --> 00:11:46,646
it's me listening to you.
350
00:11:46,646 --> 00:11:48,283
- Oh, my God.
- Let me just take
this opportunity to say,
351
00:11:48,283 --> 00:11:50,019
I'm not your therapist.
I should be paid
352
00:11:50,019 --> 00:11:51,289
for the amount of shit
I have to talk you through.
353
00:11:51,289 --> 00:11:52,490
"Is Malcolm my boyfriend?
354
00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:54,094
I don't know
if I should make my boyfriend."
355
00:11:54,094 --> 00:11:55,397
"Oh, my God.
No, don't text him anymore.
356
00:11:55,397 --> 00:11:57,067
He's not my friend anymore."
357
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,670
"Oh, my God, I fucked him last
night." I cannot keep track.
358
00:11:58,670 --> 00:12:00,941
[Tiffany]
Mr. Marquez,
you have to send Becca home.
359
00:12:00,941 --> 00:12:02,344
Just cut her out of your life!
360
00:12:02,344 --> 00:12:04,081
- Okay. I'm right here.
- Whoa. I didn't say
361
00:12:04,081 --> 00:12:05,651
I wanted
to cut her out of my life.
362
00:12:05,651 --> 00:12:07,722
Yeah, but you guys wouldn't
be arguing all the time
363
00:12:07,722 --> 00:12:09,191
if you actually were friends.
364
00:12:09,191 --> 00:12:11,228
You know what, Tiffany?
Mr. Marquez thinks
365
00:12:11,228 --> 00:12:12,965
that conflict is the end
of a relationship,
366
00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:14,669
which is why he's unable
to engage in healthy conflict,
367
00:12:14,669 --> 00:12:17,541
which is, ironically, a quality
that can end a relationship.
368
00:12:17,541 --> 00:12:18,944
Maybe we're just realizing
369
00:12:18,944 --> 00:12:20,515
- we're not a match, actually.
- Oh, my God.
370
00:12:20,515 --> 00:12:22,050
Why is that vein bulging out
of your neck like that?
371
00:12:22,050 --> 00:12:23,887
I don't know, Tiffany!
Just ask Gwen.
372
00:12:23,887 --> 00:12:25,691
She knows everything
that's wrong with me.
373
00:12:25,691 --> 00:12:27,695
Actually,
you are fucking insane.
374
00:12:27,695 --> 00:12:30,534
Fuck through this tunnel. God!
375
00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:34,675
Hey. Hey! Ss, ss. Uh, uh.
376
00:12:34,675 --> 00:12:36,445
- Up. Up, up.
- What?
377
00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:38,851
- Why?
- You know damn well why, perverts.
378
00:12:38,851 --> 00:12:42,290
Thank you. Thank you.
379
00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:43,927
Just disgusting.
380
00:12:43,927 --> 00:12:46,365
I don't think they were doing
what you think they were doing.
381
00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:48,068
Ooh.
382
00:12:49,906 --> 00:12:52,144
You don't know the half...
383
00:12:52,144 --> 00:12:54,549
of what I think they were doing.
384
00:12:55,283 --> 00:12:58,155
Yeah, I just made
this pretty cool decision,
385
00:12:58,155 --> 00:13:00,627
which is, I'm not gonna talk
to you anymore.
386
00:13:00,627 --> 00:13:02,330
Bye!
387
00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:03,900
[owl hoots]
388
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:06,238
And the ghost turns out
to be...
389
00:13:06,238 --> 00:13:07,575
her brother.
390
00:13:07,575 --> 00:13:10,547
Who was... who was dead.
391
00:13:10,547 --> 00:13:13,586
Why? Why was he haunting her?
392
00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:14,922
Because...
393
00:13:14,922 --> 00:13:16,826
[loudly] Because...
394
00:13:16,826 --> 00:13:19,632
- she didn't vote!
- Mm.
395
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:23,239
- Oh.
- Oh, that's pretty scary stuff, right?
396
00:13:23,239 --> 00:13:25,544
- So good.
- [Grant] So, let's vote.
397
00:13:25,544 --> 00:13:27,548
[Rick]
Why are you wearing
those night vision goggles?
398
00:13:27,548 --> 00:13:29,718
'Cause it's nighttime,
and they're badass.
399
00:13:29,718 --> 00:13:31,422
[Grant]
All right, now,
400
00:13:31,422 --> 00:13:32,925
we have a little tradition.
You're in for a little treat.
401
00:13:32,925 --> 00:13:35,363
Come on up, Mr. Marquez
and Ms. Sanders.
402
00:13:35,363 --> 00:13:36,900
Give it up!
403
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,337
Hello.
404
00:13:40,774 --> 00:13:42,545
One, two, three, four.
405
00:13:42,545 --> 00:13:46,619
[playing intro to "You Get
What You Give" by New Radicals]
406
00:13:46,619 --> 00:13:51,161
♪♪ Frenemies, who when
you're down ain't your friend ♪
407
00:13:51,161 --> 00:13:55,538
♪♪ Every night
we smash a Mercedes-Benz ♪
408
00:13:55,538 --> 00:14:01,415
♪♪ First we run, but
then we laugh 'till we cry ♪
409
00:14:02,351 --> 00:14:03,119
Here you go.
410
00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:04,989
♪♪ When the night ♪
411
00:14:04,989 --> 00:14:06,425
♪♪ Is falling ♪
412
00:14:06,425 --> 00:14:07,761
Come on, Gwen. Just...
413
00:14:07,761 --> 00:14:10,266
♪♪ When your dreams are dying ♪
414
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:13,573
- That's your part.
- ♪♪ Hold tight ♪
415
00:14:13,573 --> 00:14:16,212
♪♪ You only... ♪
Just sing the song, Gwen!
416
00:14:16,212 --> 00:14:17,648
No, no, I think you've got this.
417
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,151
So, I guess
you're not the helpful one now.
418
00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:20,587
You can't help me
sing this song?
419
00:14:20,587 --> 00:14:22,558
It's better solo, right?
He doesn't need me.
420
00:14:22,558 --> 00:14:23,660
I don't think you need me.
421
00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:25,063
I don't think we're a match.
422
00:14:25,063 --> 00:14:26,332
[whispering]
Keep going, keep going.
423
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,401
Show must go on.
424
00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:28,904
[Evan]
Okay, it is not a duet.
425
00:14:28,904 --> 00:14:30,240
[strumming tune]
426
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,511
♪♪ You've got the music in you ♪
427
00:14:32,511 --> 00:14:34,516
♪♪ Don't let go ♪
428
00:14:34,516 --> 00:14:36,351
♪♪ You've got the music in you ♪
429
00:14:36,351 --> 00:14:38,489
♪♪ One dance left ♪
430
00:14:38,489 --> 00:14:40,493
♪♪ This world is
gonna pull through ♪
431
00:14:40,493 --> 00:14:44,702
♪♪ Don't give up, you've got
a reason to live... ♪
432
00:14:44,702 --> 00:14:46,272
- [laughter, chatter]
- Hey, put him down.
Put him down!
433
00:14:46,272 --> 00:14:47,542
- ♪♪ Can't forget ♪
- I got it.
434
00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:49,044
♪♪ We only get what we give... ♪
435
00:14:49,044 --> 00:14:50,514
- Go on.
- Guys, guys, stop. Please.
436
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,152
- [strumming]
- [Gwen speaking indistinctly]
437
00:14:53,152 --> 00:14:55,891
♪♪ Health insurance,
rip off lying ♪
438
00:14:55,891 --> 00:14:57,160
♪♪ FDA, big bankers buying ♪
439
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:58,863
♪♪ Fake computer crashes dining ♪
440
00:14:58,863 --> 00:15:01,602
♪♪ Cloning
while they're multiplying ♪
441
00:15:01,602 --> 00:15:03,339
♪♪ Fashion shoots
with Beck and Hanson ♪
442
00:15:03,339 --> 00:15:04,876
♪♪ Courtney Love
and Marilyn Manson... ♪
443
00:15:04,876 --> 00:15:07,380
- I think she's insane.
- This is great.
444
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:09,585
♪♪ Come around,
we'll kick your asses. ♪
445
00:15:09,585 --> 00:15:10,987
[Grant]
That's it.
446
00:15:10,987 --> 00:15:13,158
Okay, that's great.
That's great.
447
00:15:18,504 --> 00:15:20,273
[Rick]
Fuck! I burnt another one.
448
00:15:20,273 --> 00:15:22,711
Yeah, Gwen and I are fine,
I think.
449
00:15:23,813 --> 00:15:25,684
Or if we're not fine,
it's her fault.
450
00:15:25,684 --> 00:15:28,388
- I don't know.
- Mm-hmm. Let it out, buddy.
451
00:15:28,388 --> 00:15:30,226
I'm a great listener, you know.
452
00:15:30,226 --> 00:15:32,397
Yeah, look,
I got your back, man.
453
00:15:32,397 --> 00:15:34,268
And if it comes
to us picking sides,
454
00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:36,305
it's nothing personal. I just...
455
00:15:36,305 --> 00:15:38,843
I really prefer
her company to yours.
456
00:15:38,843 --> 00:15:40,714
- You prefer Gwen's company?
- Yeah.
457
00:15:40,714 --> 00:15:42,050
Thank you.
458
00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:44,689
[Grant groans]
459
00:15:44,689 --> 00:15:46,091
- [laughs]
- Help.
460
00:15:46,091 --> 00:15:47,862
- Is that your safe word?
- Help.
461
00:15:47,862 --> 00:15:48,997
I think Grant needs help.
462
00:15:48,997 --> 00:15:51,268
- Hey, Sharon?
- Huh?
463
00:15:51,268 --> 00:15:53,807
I think I saw some boys
sitting by a makeshift
464
00:15:53,807 --> 00:15:56,779
- picnic table by the restroom.
- Are you serious?
465
00:15:56,779 --> 00:15:58,482
Yeah, and I think...
Now that I think about it,
466
00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:00,453
there might have been a girl
over there, as well.
467
00:16:00,453 --> 00:16:01,823
[gasping]
468
00:16:01,823 --> 00:16:03,693
I'll be right back.
469
00:16:03,693 --> 00:16:05,196
That was good.
470
00:16:05,196 --> 00:16:07,200
- Oh, thank you.
- You okay?
471
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,304
Yeah, yeah,
every time suburban moms
472
00:16:09,304 --> 00:16:11,643
come to the wilderness, and,
I don't... something happens.
473
00:16:11,643 --> 00:16:12,945
Yeah.
474
00:16:12,945 --> 00:16:14,347
They make cheaper
night vision goggles,
475
00:16:14,347 --> 00:16:16,184
but they're not the real McCoy,
you know?
476
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:19,324
I mean, and check this out.
You fire 'em up.
477
00:16:20,093 --> 00:16:21,896
- I mean, come on.
- Yeah. They're so cool.
478
00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:24,167
Seriously. Every time
I watch Zero Dark Thirty,
479
00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:25,904
I just pop these bad boys on.
480
00:16:25,904 --> 00:16:27,474
It's like I'm right there.
481
00:16:27,474 --> 00:16:30,781
You watched Zero Dark Thirty
more than once?
482
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,818
You know
bin Laden had five wives?
483
00:16:32,818 --> 00:16:34,221
That's messed up, right?
484
00:16:34,221 --> 00:16:36,091
You only need one person
in life, you know?
485
00:16:36,091 --> 00:16:38,630
What are you talking about?
486
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,601
Sorry. I just, like...
487
00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:42,771
I just... I just need
to be alone right now. I just--
488
00:16:42,771 --> 00:16:45,410
I mean, is that what any of us
really want in this world?
489
00:16:45,410 --> 00:16:47,682
- What?
- Give 'em a test drive.
490
00:16:47,682 --> 00:16:50,452
That's all.
Just try 'em, you know. Just--
491
00:16:50,452 --> 00:16:52,190
They'll really freak your bean.
492
00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:53,827
- You know?
- Oh, my God. My bean.
493
00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:55,898
Oh, right there, right there.
Yeah, yeah. Right there.
494
00:16:55,898 --> 00:16:58,235
- [beeps]
- Ooh.
- Yeah, right?
495
00:16:58,235 --> 00:16:59,772
- Oh, they're so cool.
- Yeah.
496
00:16:59,772 --> 00:17:01,843
Oh, I want to take these.
I'll talk to you soon.
497
00:17:01,843 --> 00:17:03,880
All right. Watch it, though.
498
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,151
You might see things
you didn't know were there,
499
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,821
and that changes everything.
500
00:17:07,821 --> 00:17:09,290
[Gwen]
What?
501
00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:11,530
The crazy thing is
I didn't even start smoking weed
502
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:15,369
till I was 32 to help deal
with my imposter syndrome.
503
00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:17,407
32? How old are you now?
504
00:17:17,407 --> 00:17:19,612
[scoffs]
I know, right? Exactly.
505
00:17:19,612 --> 00:17:21,148
[Grant]
You're okay. Just breathe.
506
00:17:21,148 --> 00:17:22,484
Just breathe. You'll be fine.
507
00:17:22,484 --> 00:17:24,421
You'll be fine.
Is anyone here a doctor?
508
00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:26,892
- Gwen?
- [Grant] Parent doctor?
Parent doctor?
509
00:17:26,892 --> 00:17:28,697
Just breathe, breathe, breathe.
510
00:17:28,697 --> 00:17:30,366
- Was it something I said?
- [Grant] Gwen, if this is
511
00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:31,903
drugs, we need to know.
No shame, no judgment.
512
00:17:31,903 --> 00:17:32,971
- We just need to know.
- [wheezing] It's not drugs.
513
00:17:32,971 --> 00:17:34,508
It's stupid--
514
00:17:34,508 --> 00:17:35,678
- It's not drugs. It's not drugs.
- [Evan] Can you call 911?
515
00:17:35,678 --> 00:17:36,713
Sorry.
516
00:17:36,713 --> 00:17:37,815
- Evan, do something!
- [Gwen wheezing]
517
00:17:37,815 --> 00:17:39,151
Oh, my God.
518
00:17:39,151 --> 00:17:40,486
Hey, where's your bag?
519
00:17:40,486 --> 00:17:42,490
- [wheezes]
- Excuse me.
520
00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:44,394
Stay with me, please.
Please stay with me on this.
521
00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:46,532
[continues wheezing]
522
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,736
- [man] Oh.
- [hissing]
523
00:17:50,774 --> 00:17:53,980
[gasps wheezily, exhales]
524
00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:55,884
Good. Breathe.
525
00:17:55,884 --> 00:17:57,319
[Gwen sobs, inhales]
526
00:17:57,319 --> 00:17:59,390
- What happened?
- Latex.
527
00:17:59,390 --> 00:18:02,731
- [sighs]
- The goggles.
She's allergic to latex.
528
00:18:02,731 --> 00:18:05,002
I didn't know.
529
00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:06,939
I'm so sorry.
530
00:18:06,939 --> 00:18:08,676
I was so fucking stupid.
531
00:18:08,676 --> 00:18:10,714
- You're my favorite person
in the world.
- [Gwen laughs]
532
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,718
[Gwen]
You're my favorite person.
533
00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,087
Oh, my God.
534
00:18:14,087 --> 00:18:16,291
You okay, baby?
535
00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:20,466
Is she dead?
536
00:18:21,769 --> 00:18:23,673
[Rick]
Guess how many bites
537
00:18:23,673 --> 00:18:25,376
- I can throw this down in.
- [boy] Two!
538
00:18:25,376 --> 00:18:27,614
- Two? Three?
- [boy 2] Four?
539
00:18:27,614 --> 00:18:30,119
- Wrong.
- [Gwen] Look at him.
540
00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:32,157
- Look at him.
- [Evan] Every time.
541
00:18:32,157 --> 00:18:33,492
It's disgusting how he eats.
542
00:18:33,492 --> 00:18:35,296
You should've seen him
with the pizza
543
00:18:35,296 --> 00:18:37,066
at my house the other night.
544
00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:39,004
Pizza?!
545
00:18:39,004 --> 00:18:42,043
- I know.
- Oh, my God.
546
00:18:42,043 --> 00:18:43,513
I keep discovering levels
547
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,517
to this incredible hang
you all had.
548
00:18:45,517 --> 00:18:47,821
It's fine. I'm fine.
I'm kidding.
549
00:18:47,821 --> 00:18:49,825
You know, actually, we--
everyone is coming over Sunday
550
00:18:49,825 --> 00:18:51,929
if you want
to help mix concrete.
551
00:18:51,929 --> 00:18:54,067
We can order pizza.
552
00:18:54,802 --> 00:18:57,240
I cannot even believe
you don't want to come.
553
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,077
- I don't want to come.
- I knew it!
554
00:18:59,077 --> 00:19:00,714
- I knew it!
- I want to be invited!
555
00:19:00,714 --> 00:19:02,450
So, that-- Look, we did it.
That's--
556
00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:03,787
All you had to do was invite me.
557
00:19:03,787 --> 00:19:05,356
- You're always invited.
- Thank you.
558
00:19:05,356 --> 00:19:07,160
Thank you for the invite.
Maybe I'll come by
559
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,297
when the manual labor is over.
560
00:19:09,297 --> 00:19:12,671
Becca? Go sit next to Tiffany.
561
00:19:12,671 --> 00:19:14,976
- No, she's toxic.
- Everyone is toxic.
562
00:19:14,976 --> 00:19:16,244
She's your best friend.
563
00:19:16,244 --> 00:19:17,714
- Go sit with her.
- Just go sit with--
564
00:19:17,714 --> 00:19:19,284
She told me it was offensive
to learn Mandarin.
565
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,020
'Cause you're not Japanese.
566
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:23,225
- That's the wrong country,
bitch.
- You're best friends.
567
00:19:23,225 --> 00:19:24,896
It's not about you anymore.
At this point,
568
00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:26,164
- it's about us.
- [Evan] Best friends
sit together.
569
00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:27,266
What's life if you don't have
570
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,603
- your best friends?
- Go.
571
00:19:28,603 --> 00:19:29,938
You will miss each other
when you graduate.
572
00:19:29,938 --> 00:19:31,543
- I promise you.
- That's... that's good.
573
00:19:31,543 --> 00:19:33,011
- All is right in the world.
- [Gwen] You...
574
00:19:33,011 --> 00:19:36,519
Classic damsel-in-distress
moment, and I biffed it.
575
00:19:36,519 --> 00:19:38,422
Dude, she practically died.
576
00:19:38,422 --> 00:19:40,226
I don't think
she was gonna, like,
577
00:19:40,226 --> 00:19:42,697
bounce back to life
and hook up with you.
578
00:19:43,866 --> 00:19:45,537
- I should have been a doctor.
- I agree.
579
00:19:45,537 --> 00:19:47,641
You should have been
a completely different person,
580
00:19:47,641 --> 00:19:50,880
and then, I think
that this would have worked out.
581
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,985
- Okay, this is you.
- Yo, what up, Teach?
582
00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:55,557
Oh, my God.
Sharon, where'd you come from?
583
00:19:55,557 --> 00:19:57,093
What are you guys up to
next week?
584
00:19:57,093 --> 00:19:58,496
We're just teaching, you know?
585
00:19:58,496 --> 00:19:59,565
- Yeah.
- Just work.
- [Sharon] Yeah?
586
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:00,934
Me?
587
00:20:01,669 --> 00:20:04,241
Got to investigate this new
thing I've been hearing about.
588
00:20:04,241 --> 00:20:05,309
- Okay. Yeah.
- Well, good luck.
589
00:20:05,309 --> 00:20:06,813
I'm sure it'll be interesting.
590
00:20:06,813 --> 00:20:09,785
Have you heard of a
"No Loads Refused Cum Dump"?
591
00:20:13,894 --> 00:20:15,630
- Okay, well, it was
so nice to meet you.
- I've got a fish to--
592
00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:17,199
But we didn't exchange numbers.
593
00:20:17,199 --> 00:20:18,468
[Evan]
You got to go home, Sharon.
594
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,105
[Gwen]
You have to go home, Sharon.
595
00:20:20,105 --> 00:20:24,014
♪ So caught up in you,
little girl ♪
596
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:27,087
♪♪ And I never did
suspect a thing ♪
597
00:20:27,087 --> 00:20:31,227
♪♪ So caught up in you,
little girl ♪
598
00:20:31,227 --> 00:20:34,334
♪♪ That I never want
to get myself free ♪
599
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,672
♪♪ And baby, it's true ♪
600
00:20:36,672 --> 00:20:38,876
♪♪ You're the one ♪
601
00:20:38,876 --> 00:20:41,615
♪♪ Who caught me, baby,
you taught me ♪
602
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,087
♪♪ How good it could be ♪
603
00:20:44,087 --> 00:20:45,858
♪♪ Little girl ♪
604
00:20:45,858 --> 00:20:48,730
♪♪ You're the one that's got me
down on my knees ♪
605
00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:52,771
♪♪ So caught up in you,
little girl ♪
606
00:20:52,771 --> 00:20:55,810
♪♪ That I never want
to get myself free ♪
607
00:20:55,810 --> 00:20:58,448
♪♪ And baby, it's true ♪
608
00:20:58,448 --> 00:21:00,119
♪♪ You're the one ♪
609
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:02,625
♪♪ Who caught me
and taught me ♪
610
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:05,763
♪♪ You got me so caught up
in you. ♪
611
00:21:05,763 --> 00:21:07,901
♪ ♪