1 00:00:02,210 --> 00:00:03,461 [gasps] 2 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:11,261 ♪ I never knew there'd come a day ♪ 3 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:13,930 One, two, three. 4 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:15,348 ♪ When I'd be sayin' to you ♪ 5 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:18,351 ♪ Don't let this good love slip away ♪ 6 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:19,436 Where's my... Oh. 7 00:00:20,895 --> 00:00:22,856 ♪ Now that we know that it's true ♪ 8 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:26,317 ♪ No, said I'd never fall in love again ♪ 9 00:00:26,317 --> 00:00:31,698 ♪ But it's real And the feeling comes shining through ♪ 10 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:36,161 ♪ So caught up in you, little girl ♪ 11 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:39,038 ♪ And I never did suspect a thing ♪ 12 00:00:39,038 --> 00:00:42,292 ♪ So caught up in you, little girl... ♪ 13 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,460 [Evan speaks Italian] 14 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,711 [Gwen] Guitar, yes. 15 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:47,213 - [speaks Italian] - I can't believe it. Hello! 16 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:51,301 We are gonna sing "You Get What You Give" by the New Radicals this year 17 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:52,677 better than we ever have before. 18 00:00:52,677 --> 00:00:55,722 - I can't believe it. It's an anthem. - Fourth year in a row. 19 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,724 Mr. Marquez, Becca's being such a bitch. 20 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,100 Oh. I... What? Whoa, now. 21 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,268 She said I have no ass. 22 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:02,270 Tiffany. I did not say that. 23 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:04,606 Yeah, you literally did though. You literally did though. 24 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,107 I'm just saying it could be bigger. 25 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:08,401 I-- I'm sorry, I truly cannot comment on this. 26 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:10,945 - I can, you're good. - Becca is your best friend. 27 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:12,864 Just literally go talk to her. Figure it out. 28 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,240 [Tiffany] Whatever. 29 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:17,118 - Oh, it is flat. [inhales sharply] - [whispering] Gwen. 30 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:19,245 - [feedback on bullhorn] - Attention everyone. 31 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:21,289 Students, teachers, parent chaperones, 32 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:24,042 for the most memorable weekend of the school year, 33 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,877 the junior class field trip. 34 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:27,212 Oh! Give... Give it up. 35 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:29,547 - Yes, yes, we're very excited about that. - Whoo! [chuckles] 36 00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:31,716 All right. So we've got 90 minutes, 90 minutes to get there. 37 00:01:31,716 --> 00:01:33,092 We don't want to waste any time. 38 00:01:33,092 --> 00:01:37,055 So if you have to pee, pee now or forever hold your pee. 39 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:42,018 Look at this shit. "250 calories. Contains soy and tree nuts." 40 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,854 Boy, I'm gonna be yoked after this thing. 41 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:47,273 I hope you don't plan on eating those out in the wild, man. 42 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:48,441 [stammers] I'm a black bear? 43 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:50,151 I'm smelling that from a thousand miles out. 44 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:51,444 You're a black bear? 45 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,112 The wilderness takes no prisoners, Rick. 46 00:01:53,112 --> 00:01:55,907 That's the first thing we learned at ROTC. R-O-T-C. 47 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:56,991 Didn't you get kicked out? 48 00:01:57,575 --> 00:02:00,161 I guess that's why I only remember the first thing they taught us. 49 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:02,455 And I didn't get kicked out. I was honorably discharged. 50 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:03,957 I'm not a fucking pussy. 51 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:08,586 Nick and I had sex last night for, like, the first time in forever. 52 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:09,671 In, like, months. 53 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,422 - In months? - Mm-hmm. 54 00:02:11,422 --> 00:02:12,590 - What? - It's fine. It's fine. 55 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:14,384 Sometimes he jerks off and I watch. 56 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:17,554 Is that it? Is that what being straight is like? 57 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:18,638 I'm making a point. 58 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:21,057 So we found, like, a latex-free brand of condoms that he-- 59 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:23,810 - Condoms? - You know I'm allergic to latex, right? 60 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,728 I feel like you're losing that... that thread. 61 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:27,897 How long have I known you? I know you're allergic to latex. 62 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:30,942 Sorry to interrupt. Hi, I'm Sharon, one of the parent chaperones. 63 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:33,194 - Hey. - Were you guys talking about condoms? 64 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,281 Did the kids bring condoms? 65 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,617 Did the kids bring condoms? I don't know. We don't know what the kids brought. 66 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:40,785 Okay. Well. [chuckles] 67 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:43,288 - What? - [chuckles] 68 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:44,372 Right. [chuckles] 69 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,749 - Sorry, I'll keep it down. - Uh. 70 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:47,834 Yeah. 71 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,336 This whole trip, these kids are gonna be trying 72 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:53,131 to get into all sorts of wicked little sexual games. 73 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:57,010 Very specific games. 74 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:00,847 - Okay. Well, we'll keep an eye out. - Yeah. 75 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:03,141 - You know about Stone Face? - What? 76 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,767 It's a new sex game these kids are playing. 77 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:06,060 You know how they play? 78 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:08,229 Do we know how they play? No, we've never heard of this. 79 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:11,232 You know, I don't even want to say. [chuckles] That's how deviant it is. 80 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:12,317 Ah. 81 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:16,946 A bunch of boys sit around a table and one girl, God help her, 82 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:19,741 gets under that table and gives one of them... [smacks lips] 83 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:22,785 - Blow job? - [shushes] 84 00:03:22,785 --> 00:03:24,996 And then the young man on the receiving end, 85 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:26,789 he has to keep a straight face like this. 86 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:29,959 A stone face. 87 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:33,212 And then they guess who the lucky boy was. 88 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:35,256 I don't understand. Who guesses? 89 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:37,800 Everyone. 90 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,094 - [Rick] Why you keep looking back there? - What? 91 00:03:40,094 --> 00:03:42,263 - Something's going on with you. - No, man. I... 92 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:46,225 I think I got a shot with Gwen. 93 00:03:46,225 --> 00:03:49,354 [scoffs] Wow, dude. I'm pretty sure you don't. 94 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:50,563 She's like a bombshell. 95 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:51,648 - So? - What are you, crazy? 96 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:53,942 You saw the guy she's dating. Nick? 97 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,610 - He's a frigging Adonis. - [scoffs] 98 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,111 No. An Adonis? 99 00:03:57,111 --> 00:04:00,573 He's 140 pounds soaking wet. Can't shovel dirt to save his life. 100 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:03,534 I think guys that are thin are often considered attractive. 101 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:05,286 Gwen needs a real man, all right? 102 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:07,455 A man that can protect her, who could provide for her. 103 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:09,791 Who could... Who could chop wood in nature. 104 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:13,920 I think women care more, like, if a guy's got a cute face and good personality. 105 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,088 So you might be fucked. 106 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,172 Wrong. 107 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,968 And if you don't know what a "power cuck" is already, 108 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:23,012 I can guarantee you, you'll see it in action before the weekend is out. 109 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:24,389 I highly doubt that. 110 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,766 Yeah. Again, I don't think you have to worry about these kids. 111 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,559 You know, you could just have fun this weekend. 112 00:04:28,559 --> 00:04:29,644 Fun? Uh... 113 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,437 Like, you need a B average to get on this trip. 114 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:32,522 Oh, okay. 115 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:36,067 And I'll just say that Liam Drake invented tip-licking 116 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,151 and he's at Georgetown. 117 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:38,653 - So, there's that. - Tip-licking? 118 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:40,405 No one wants just the tip licked. 119 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:43,116 - That can't be real. - It's a game. Okay? It's a game. 120 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,451 [Evan] Okay. Well, you know what? 121 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:49,330 We're gonna keep a good eye out for any tables or boys... 122 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:51,290 - Yeah, tables and chairs. - ...sitting down situations. 123 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:55,169 Thank you. And please, if we can just keep a close eye on my son. 124 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:57,338 The girls are just trying to eat him alive. 125 00:04:57,338 --> 00:04:59,632 Puberty has hit him like a truck, 126 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:02,301 and he is just a little boy in the body of a man. 127 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:05,179 - Which one's your son? Sorry, I forget. - [chuckles] The cutest one here. 128 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:07,640 Josh? Or not Josh? 129 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,642 - Gwen. - James. 130 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,352 Pearson. 131 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:14,313 - Oh, James Pearson. - Oh, yeah. No, he is in the... 132 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,357 - I see why you're worried. - Yeah. 133 00:05:16,357 --> 00:05:17,900 [Gwen] This is off axis here. 134 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:20,528 I never knew this system where you put the stuff in the tent 135 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:22,447 - and then you build the tent around it. - [chuckles] 136 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,240 Oh, Gwen. Did you find my Spurs hat? 137 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,535 - I can't find it still. It's MIA. - I... [groans] I didn't. I'm sorry. 138 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:28,619 I looked everywhere. 139 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:30,038 - Wait. What? - [Gwen] I'm so sorry. 140 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:31,956 Wait. Why would you have his hat? 141 00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:34,333 - The pool project. - Yeah. 142 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:37,336 Markie helped Nick with, like, digging last night. 143 00:05:37,336 --> 00:05:38,963 - W-What? - [Markie] Yeah. 144 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:41,716 Nick needed someone with big muscles to come over and do all the man work. 145 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,593 You know, I... She asked. I obliged. 146 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,553 Do you have big muscles? 147 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:48,014 - [scoffs] The biggest. - [Gwen] Rick was there too. 148 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,766 - Yeah. - It wasn't, like, just Markie or anything. 149 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,809 Oh, my God. That'd be so weird if it was just Markie. 150 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:54,020 - Would it? - Wait. Rick was there too? 151 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,521 Why is this such a big deal? 152 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:59,025 I mean, uh, you... Like, don't make me say it. 153 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,485 What are you trying to say? 154 00:06:01,402 --> 00:06:03,404 Like, everyone was hanging out without me. 155 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:08,242 Oh, no, no. No. Oh, my God. We weren't hanging out. 156 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:10,912 You're totally misunderstanding this. It was like... It was like help. 157 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:14,165 Nick needed help digging the pool and it wasn't, like, fun. 158 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:15,083 I thought it was fun. 159 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:18,544 But this is not the kind of thing that Evan would have found fun. 160 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:19,921 - He would have hated it. - It's fine. 161 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,964 - I'm... It's fine. I'm fine now. - Are you? 162 00:06:21,964 --> 00:06:24,717 - This does not matter to me. It's fine. - It does not matter. I promise you. 163 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:26,677 Yo. Can one of you guys take a look at my tent? 164 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:28,846 - I got you, bud. - No, I'll help you. 165 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:30,890 - Thanks. - What was that? 166 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:32,558 - It's fine. - Yeah. 167 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,685 - This looks good. - Damn right it does. 168 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,524 [Evan] This is too long. 169 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:41,984 - I'm trying to arch it up. It's too long. - It's pissing me off. 170 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:43,736 But it is starting to look like a tent. 171 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:46,447 So, whatever you're doing, just, like, keep doing that. 172 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:48,324 - Where are you going? - I'm gonna smoke. 173 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:50,493 You're smoking fucking weed? 174 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:51,577 Dude. I have to. 175 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:54,831 These kids are, like, ten seconds away from making me cry. 176 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:57,333 Yo, actually, can you light this lighter for me? 177 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:58,584 My thumb's all fucked-up. 178 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:01,003 Please? 179 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:05,007 You shouldn't be smoking weed on a camping trip with children. 180 00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:07,135 - Who cares? - How'd you mess your thumb up? 181 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:09,220 Oh, my God. It's so fucking stupid. 182 00:07:11,013 --> 00:07:13,683 When we were all hanging out at Gwen's house last night, 183 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:18,938 I was trying to plug my Nintendo Switch into their HDMI cord, behind the TV. 184 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,774 And did this weird move when I was, like, trying to plug it in. [chuckles] 185 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:25,403 You guys played Nintendo Switch at Gwen's house last night? 186 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:27,613 Dude, we played, like, eight rounds of Mario Kart. 187 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,490 This was after you guys did the pool stuff? 188 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:31,659 Yeah. We were up till, like, 2:00 a.m. [laughs] 189 00:07:31,659 --> 00:07:34,120 I was so tired this morning, I almost didn't even come. 190 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:40,418 ♪ Frienemies who when you're down Ain't your friend ♪ 191 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:44,755 - ♪ Every night we smash a Mercedes-Benz ♪ - ♪ Every night ♪ [clears throat] 192 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:46,757 - ♪ First we run ♪ - ♪ First we run ♪ 193 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:48,009 ♪ But then we laugh till we cry ♪ 194 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:51,888 Good harmony on that one. Good. Okay. And then we do this together. 195 00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:54,015 - ♪ But when... ♪ - ♪ But when the night-- ♪ 196 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:55,683 I think that's... Are you flat there? 197 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:57,018 ♪ When ♪ 198 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,644 It's not Broadway. You don't have to be like, 199 00:07:58,644 --> 00:07:59,770 ♪ But when... ♪ 200 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:01,856 You can just be like... It's like talk singing. 201 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,065 ♪ When ♪ 202 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:04,483 It's like you're in Dear Evan Hansen. 203 00:08:04,483 --> 00:08:06,611 - It's not like you're in Hello, Dolly. - Oh, okay. 204 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:07,695 ♪ But when the night ♪ 205 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:09,322 It's sounding completely flat to me every time. 206 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,199 - That one was good. I feel. - Let's go to the chorus. 207 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,408 - Okay. - Let's go to the chorus. 208 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:13,701 ♪ You got the music in you-- ♪ 209 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:14,785 Just wait for me to hit the... 210 00:08:14,785 --> 00:08:16,037 ♪ You've got the music in you-- ♪ 211 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:18,331 - You're jumping it, you're jumping it. - Sorry. Two, three. 212 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,248 ♪ You've got the-- ♪ 213 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:22,585 - No. You didn't even let me hit the chord. - Something is going on. 214 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,003 - With us? - Yeah. 215 00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:26,214 Nothing's going on. 216 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:27,298 - I'm fine. - Okay. 217 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,883 I'm just... I want the song to be good. 218 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:29,884 Gotcha! 219 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,844 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. What can we do for you? 220 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,471 Just making sure no one is playing Stone Face. 221 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:36,182 Okay. We are both teachers in our 30s. 222 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,768 There are two of us. I am gay. 223 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,436 She has a boyfriend. 224 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:42,730 So for that reason, and a hundred other reasons, 225 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:44,774 - we're not playing Stone Face, Sharon. - [Sharon] Mmm. 226 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,442 We couldn't fit a table in here if we tried. 227 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:47,860 Someone is playing it somewhere. 228 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,445 - I know that. - Okay. 229 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:50,863 No, but thank you. That... This is... 230 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:52,198 And that song you were playing. 231 00:08:53,115 --> 00:08:55,993 God, you were a little pitchy, but it really brought me back. 232 00:08:55,993 --> 00:08:57,495 It was before I was married. 233 00:08:57,495 --> 00:09:00,873 You can imagine the trouble I got into. 234 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,291 - I bet, yeah. - Right. 235 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:04,210 - Thank you. Thank you. - Keep an eye out for me, please. 236 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:07,171 Okay. We'll keep an eye out for any... anything like that. 237 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:08,589 [students laughing] 238 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:09,548 She looking? 239 00:09:09,548 --> 00:09:11,008 - Gwen? - Mm-hmm. 240 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:13,552 - [Rick] Nah. She's busy, dawg. - [Markie] Get her to look, man. 241 00:09:13,552 --> 00:09:16,264 My package is looking loco in this harness. Look at it. 242 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:19,183 It looks like you went to a dumpster and stuffed it with trash, dawg. 243 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:21,519 She's looking kinda. Get her to look fully. 244 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,020 - Gwen! - [groans] 245 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,522 She's still not even looking. 246 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:28,734 My neck is actually, like, tweaked out by those tents. 247 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,278 Did you sleep okay? 248 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,616 Are you mad at me? You are mad at me. 249 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:36,701 - I'm not mad at you. - [chuckles] 250 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:39,745 I'm mad at my own feelings in a stupid situation. 251 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,706 Come on. This is our favorite trip. 252 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:43,291 I miss my buddy. 253 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:45,793 Talk to me. 254 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:49,839 I mean. What... What... [stammers] Why would you all hang out without me? 255 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:50,923 Do you guys hate me? 256 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:53,259 [chuckles] No. We definitely don't hate you. 257 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,386 It's like everybody acts like they're my best friend 258 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:58,931 until I just find out you all kind of think I'm, like, a weirdo, 259 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,684 and that I can't come to your normie hang and play video games or something. 260 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,894 I can play video games. I grew up playing video games. 261 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:05,646 We know you can play video games. 262 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:07,398 So then why wasn't I fucking invited? 263 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:09,942 It's 'cause you just don't like helping people, Evan. 264 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,155 I'm just... I mean, the whole point was, like, 265 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,532 to get together and help my boyfriend build a pool. 266 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,284 I'm just saying, it's, like, physical labor. 267 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:21,787 And I asked the people who, you know... The whole point was to be helpful. 268 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:24,206 And you just don't do that, you know? 269 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,583 You don't bring anything to the party 270 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:28,085 'cause you think you're such a delight that you don't have to. Thank you. 271 00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:29,837 This is feeling very intense. 272 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,339 Yeah, it kind of is. 273 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:35,843 Helmet. [exhales] 274 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,723 [Becca] My dad says that you're really jealous of me. 275 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,641 Really? Then when did you start wearing blue? 276 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:44,226 Like, as soon as I started wearing blue. 277 00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:45,895 You literally don't even like blue. 278 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,272 Okay. But I'm wearing a different... I'm wearing baby blue. 279 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:51,442 You... You, like, hang out without me and then you take that opportunity 280 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:54,987 to then tell me that you don't like major aspects of my personality? 281 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,655 - Oh, my God. - Am I right? 282 00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:58,157 Literally the worst decision I've ever made 283 00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,742 was coming on this field trip with you. 284 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:03,245 Do you think I'm a bad friend? After all the stuff I do for you. 285 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:06,499 Like, listening to you talk for hours about your boyfriend 286 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,833 who's losing his mind 287 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,794 - and building a pool by hand. - [scoffs] 288 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,004 Or I don't know, like, when I got you this job. 289 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,507 Oh, you got... Oh, you got me this job? You didn't get me an interview? 290 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,093 - I'm pretty sure that's what happened. - That's how you get somebody a job. 291 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,969 I can't believe I'm friends with you, like, honestly. 292 00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:20,262 You're lucky you're friends with me. 293 00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:22,348 And the fact that you think you got me the job, 294 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,101 that tells me everything that I need to know about what you think of me. 295 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,394 What do you think I think about you? 296 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:29,313 That you think I'm a stupid girl that's just kind of waiting and hoping at home. 297 00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:31,732 Just waiting for you to call me. Like, you're just my only friend. No. 298 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,401 - [Becca] Can I have that back? - [Tiffany] No. 299 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,236 - Take off your jacket. - I'm not giving this to you. 300 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:38,197 If anyone's listening to anybody fucking bitch all the time, 301 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,282 - it's me listening to you. - Oh, my God. 302 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:42,535 Let me just take this opportunity to say I'm not your therapist. 303 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,912 I should be paid for the amount of shit I have to talk you through. 304 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:47,415 "Is Malcolm my boyfriend? I don't know if I should make him my boyfriend. 305 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,708 Oh, my God. No, don't text him anymore. He's not my friend. 306 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,752 Oh, my God. I fucked him last night." I cannot keep track. 307 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,796 Mr. Marquez, you have to send Becca home. 308 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,714 - Just cut her out of your life. - How's that my fault? 309 00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:56,966 - Okay, I'm right here. - Whoa. 310 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,717 I didn't say I wanted to cut her out of my life. 311 00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:02,096 Yeah, but you guys wouldn't be arguing all the time if you actually were friends. 312 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,180 You know what, Tiffany? 313 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,850 Mr. Marquez thinks that conflict is the end of a relationship, 314 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,310 which is why he's unable to engage in healthy conflict, 315 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,354 which is ironically a quality that can end a relationship. 316 00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:12,064 Maybe we're just realizing we're not a match. 317 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,357 Oh, my God. 318 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:14,900 Why is that vein bulging out of your neck? 319 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,277 I don't know, Tiffany. 320 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,487 Just ask Gwen. She knows everything that's wrong with me. 321 00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:20,239 Actually, you are fucking insane. 322 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,159 Get me the fuck through this tunnel! God! 323 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:27,455 Hey. Hey! [grunting] 324 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,415 - Up. Up, up. - What? 325 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,667 - Why? - You know damn well why, perverts. 326 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,962 - Thank you. Thank you. - What was that about? 327 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,505 Just disgusting. 328 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:39,091 I don't think they were doing what you think they were doing. 329 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:40,759 Hmm? 330 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:47,391 You don't know the half of what I think they were doing. 331 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:51,228 Yeah, I just made this pretty cool decision, 332 00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,397 which is, I'm not gonna talk to you anymore. 333 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,024 Bye. 334 00:12:56,358 --> 00:13:00,321 And the ghost turned out to be her brother, 335 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:02,907 who was... who was dead. 336 00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:05,075 - Why? - [yawns] 337 00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,327 Why was he haunting her? 338 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:09,622 Because... Because... 339 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,625 - she didn't vote. - [Gwen] Mmm. 340 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,628 - Oh. Oh, my God. [chuckles] - That's pretty scary stuff, right? 341 00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,547 - [Sharon] That was so good. - [Grant] So, let's vote. 342 00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:19,632 [Rick] Yeah. 343 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,509 Why are you wearing those night vision goggles? 344 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,219 'Cause it's nighttime. And they're badass. 345 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,054 All right. Now, we have a little tradition. 346 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:28,557 You're in for a little treat. Come on up, Mr. Marquez and Ms. Sanders. 347 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:29,725 Give it up. 348 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:31,435 [Evan] Hello. 349 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,020 [sighs] 350 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,940 One, two, three, four. 351 00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:44,031 ♪ Frienemies who when you're down Ain't your friend ♪ 352 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:48,744 ♪ Every night we smash a Mercedes-Benz ♪ 353 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:53,832 ♪ First we run But then we laugh till we cry ♪ 354 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:56,627 Here you go. 355 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:59,129 ♪ But when the night is falling ♪ 356 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,048 Come on, Gwen. Just... 357 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,509 ♪ When your dreams are dying ♪ 358 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,426 It's your part. 359 00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:07,054 ♪ Hold tight You only... ♪ 360 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,098 Just sing the song, Gwen. 361 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,599 No, no, no. I think you've got this. 362 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,351 So, I guess you're not the helpful one now. 363 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,562 - You can't help me sing this song? - It's better solo, right? 364 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,397 He doesn't need me. I don't think you need me. 365 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,898 I don't think we're a match. 366 00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,067 Keep going. Keep going. Show must go on. 367 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,735 Okay. It is not a duet. 368 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,406 ♪ You've got the music in you ♪ 369 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:29,285 ♪ Don't let go You've got the music in you ♪ 370 00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:32,621 ♪ One dance left This world is gonna pull through ♪ 371 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:33,914 - [laughing] - [groaning] 372 00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:37,710 ♪ Don't give up You've got a reason to live ♪ 373 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,962 - Hey, put him down! Put him down! - I got it. 374 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,422 [Evan] ♪ We only get what we give ♪ 375 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,465 - Go on. - [Gwen] Guys, guys, stop. Please. 376 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:46,010 Put him down. [speaks indistinctly] 377 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:50,014 ♪ Health insurance, rip off lying FDA, big bankers buying ♪ 378 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:54,560 ♪ Fake computer crashes dining Cloning while they're multiplying ♪ 379 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,521 ♪ Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson ♪ 380 00:14:57,521 --> 00:15:00,316 - I think she's insane. - This is great. 381 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,152 ♪ Come around We'll kick your asses ♪ 382 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,321 That's it. Okay. That's great. That's great. 383 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,078 [Rick] Fuck. I burnt another one. 384 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,247 Yeah, Gwen and I are fine, I think. 385 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,293 Or, if we're not fine, it's her fault. I don't know. 386 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,961 Mm-hmm. Let it out, buddy. 387 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,005 I'm a great listener, you know. 388 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,923 Yeah, look, I got your back, man. 389 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:29,595 And if it comes to us picking sides, it's nothing personal, I just... [chuckles] 390 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,555 I really prefer her company to yours. 391 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,390 - You prefer Gwen's company? - Yeah. 392 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,392 Thank you. 393 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:36,852 [Sharon groans] 394 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:38,103 - [Grant] Stop. - [chuckles] 395 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,730 - Help. - Is that your safe word? 396 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,732 - Help. - I think Grant needs help. 397 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,567 - Hey, Sharon. - Uh-huh. 398 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:48,739 I think I saw some boys sitting by a makeshift picnic table by the restroom. 399 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,449 - Are you serious? - Yeah. And I think... 400 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,035 Now that I think about it, there might have been a girl over there as well. 401 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,495 [gasps] 402 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:55,913 I'll be right back. 403 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,456 That was good. 404 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,041 [sighs] Thank you. 405 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,834 - You okay? - Yeah. Yeah. 406 00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:03,420 Every time suburban moms come to the wilderness... I don't... 407 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,589 - Something happens. - Yeah. 408 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:08,967 They make cheaper night vision goggles, but they're not the real McCoy, you know? 409 00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:11,303 I mean... And check this out, fire 'em up. 410 00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:13,847 I mean, come on. 411 00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:15,182 Yeah, they're so cool. 412 00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,393 Seriously, every time I watch Zero Dark Thirty, 413 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,228 I just pop these bad boys on. 414 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,312 It's like I'm right there. 415 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:23,440 You watched Zero Dark Thirty more than once? 416 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:26,985 You know, Bin Laden had five wives. That's messed up, right? 417 00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:28,821 You only need one person in life, you know? 418 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,240 What are you talking about? 419 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:35,661 Sorry, I just, like... [sighs] I just... I just need to be alone right now. Just... 420 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,247 I mean, is that what any of us really want in this world? 421 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,834 - What? - Give 'em a test drive. That's all. 422 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,503 Just try 'em, you know. Just... They'll really freak your bean. 423 00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,755 - Oh, my God. My bean? - You know? 424 00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,174 No, right there, right there. Yeah, yeah. Right there. 425 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,009 - Ooh. - Yeah, right? 426 00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:52,970 - Oh, they're so cool. - Yeah. 427 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,680 Oh, I wanna take these. I'll talk to you soon. 428 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,807 All right. Watch it though. 429 00:16:56,807 --> 00:17:00,436 You might see things you didn't know were there and that changes everything. 430 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,020 [Gwen] What? 431 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:05,566 The crazy thing is, I didn't even start smoking weed till I was 32... 432 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,360 to help deal with my imposter syndrome. 433 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,446 Thirty-two? How old are you now? 434 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,615 - [chuckles] I know, right? Exactly. - [crowd murmuring] 435 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,325 [Grant] You're okay. Just breathe. You'll be fine. 436 00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,244 - You'll be fine. - [Markie] Is anyone here a doctor? 437 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:19,163 - Gwen? - [Markie] Parent doctor. Parent doctor. 438 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,582 Just breathe. Breathe. Breathe. 439 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,917 - Was it something I said? - Gwen, if this is drugs, we need to know. 440 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,002 No shame. No judgment. 441 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,628 - We just need to know. - It's not drugs, stupid. 442 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:29,339 - It's not drugs. It's not drugs. - [Evan] Can you call 911? Sorry. 443 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,466 Evan, do something. 444 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,802 - Hey, where's your bag? - [breathing heavily] 445 00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,096 - Excuse me. - Stay with me, please. 446 00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,181 Please stay with me on this. 447 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,852 [crowd gasping] 448 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:46,690 [breathes sharply] 449 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,567 Good. Breathe. 450 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:50,986 What happened? 451 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:52,988 - Latex. - [exhales sharply] 452 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,365 The goggles. She's allergic to latex. 453 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:57,117 I didn't know. 454 00:17:58,285 --> 00:17:59,369 I'm so sorry. 455 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,288 I was so fucking stupid. 456 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,582 - You're my favorite person in the world. - [Gwen laughing] 457 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,376 [Gwen] I'm everybody's favorite person. Oh, my God. 458 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,128 You okay, baby? 459 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:12,883 She dead? 460 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,180 Guess how many bites I could throw this down in? 461 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,097 - [student 1] Two! - Two? 462 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:20,182 - [Tiffany] No one cares. - Three? 463 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,934 - [student 2] Four? - Wrong. 464 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,894 - [Sharon] Oh, gross! - Look at him. Look at him. 465 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:26,313 Every time, it's disgusting how he eats. 466 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:29,691 You should've seen him with the pizza at my house the other night. 467 00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:30,776 Pizza? 468 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:34,238 - [gasps] I know. - Oh, my God. 469 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:38,867 I keep discovering levels to this incredible hang you all had. 470 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,702 It's fine. I'm fine. I'm kidding. 471 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,746 You know actually, we... Everyone is coming over Sunday 472 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,164 if you wanna help mix concrete. 473 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,583 We can order pizza. 474 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,087 I cannot even believe you don't wanna come. 475 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,713 - I don't wanna come. - I knew it! 476 00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:53,549 - I knew it! - I wanna be invited. 477 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,092 So, that... Look, we did it. 478 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:57,427 - That's all you had to do was invite me. - You're always invited. 479 00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,096 Thank you. Thank you for the invite. 480 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:02,057 Maybe I'll come by when the manual labor is over. 481 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:05,519 - Becca, go sit next to Tiffany. - Yeah. 482 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,980 - No, she's toxic. - Everyone is toxic. 483 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,858 - She's your best friend. Go sit with her. - Just go sit with... Go-- 484 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,693 She told me it was offensive to learn Mandarin. 485 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:13,944 'Cause you're not Japanese. 486 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,195 That's the wrong country, bitch. 487 00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:16,280 You're best friends. 488 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,657 - It's not about you. It's about us. - Best friends sit together. 489 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,951 What's life if you don't have your best friends? 490 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:23,036 Go. You will miss each other when you graduate. 491 00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,371 - I promise you. - That's good. 492 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:25,956 - You will. - All is right in the world. 493 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:29,501 Classic damsel in distress moment and I biffed it. 494 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,545 Dude, she practically died. 495 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:35,132 I don't think she was gonna, like, bounce back to life and hook up with you. 496 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,218 - I should've been a doctor. - I agree. 497 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:40,762 You should've been a completely different person, 498 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:43,265 and then I think that this would have worked out. 499 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,558 [Evan] Yeah, this is you. 500 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:47,060 - Yo, what up, teach? - Oh, my God. 501 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,353 Sharon, where'd you come from? 502 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,771 What are you guys up to next week? 503 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,356 - We're just teaching, you know. - Yeah. 504 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,025 - It's work. - Yeah? Me? 505 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,987 Gotta investigate this new thing I've been hearing about. 506 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,448 - Okay. - Good luck. I'm sure it'll be interesting. 507 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,367 Have you heard of a "No Loads Refused Cum Dump?" 508 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,041 - You know, I've got a fish. - Okay. It was so nice to meet you. 509 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,167 But we didn't exchange numbers. 510 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,669 - You gotta go home, Sharon. - You have to go home. 511 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:17,132 ♪ I'm so caught up in you, little girl ♪ 512 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:20,010 ♪ And I never did suspect a thing ♪ 513 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:24,306 ♪ So caught up in you, little girl ♪ 514 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,267 ♪ That I never want to get myself free ♪ 515 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,770 ♪ And baby it's true ♪ 516 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,563 ♪ You're the one ♪ 517 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:34,733 ♪ Who caught me Baby, you taught me ♪ 518 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:38,403 ♪ How good it could be, little girl ♪ 519 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,615 ♪ You're the one that's got me Down on my knees ♪ 520 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:45,327 ♪ So caught up in you, little girl ♪ 521 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,789 ♪ That I never want to get myself free ♪ 522 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,166 ♪ And, baby, it's true ♪ 523 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:55,253 ♪ You're the one Who caught me and taught me ♪ 524 00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:58,048 ♪ Got me so caught up in you ♪