1 00:00:05,845 --> 00:00:07,814 - [school bell rings] - [Evan] Okay, I'll see you guys Thursday. 2 00:00:07,815 --> 00:00:09,418 Good work. 3 00:00:09,419 --> 00:00:12,324 Make sure to get those papers in. 4 00:00:13,795 --> 00:00:15,462 Mr. Marquez. 5 00:00:15,463 --> 00:00:18,269 Can I talk to you for a second? 6 00:00:18,270 --> 00:00:20,508 Uh, yeah. What's up, Eddie? 7 00:00:21,376 --> 00:00:23,011 I've been having some thoughts... 8 00:00:23,012 --> 00:00:24,682 Oh, my God. Suicidal. 9 00:00:24,683 --> 00:00:27,755 - You want me to call somebody? - No, no, it-it's about my... 10 00:00:27,756 --> 00:00:28,957 orientation, 11 00:00:28,958 --> 00:00:30,761 I guess you would call it. And... 12 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:33,199 I-I think I'm... 13 00:00:34,369 --> 00:00:36,138 I-I think I'm gay. 14 00:00:36,139 --> 00:00:37,641 And I know that you're gay, 15 00:00:37,642 --> 00:00:40,246 and I thought that maybe you could help me or, like, 16 00:00:40,247 --> 00:00:42,618 talk me through how to tell the people in my life. 17 00:00:42,619 --> 00:00:43,620 'Cause... 18 00:00:43,621 --> 00:00:47,060 this is all just so new and scary, and... 19 00:00:47,061 --> 00:00:50,200 could really use some support. 20 00:00:51,002 --> 00:00:52,370 What? 21 00:00:52,371 --> 00:00:54,007 You're scared to come out? 22 00:00:54,008 --> 00:00:55,376 It's 2024. 23 00:00:55,377 --> 00:00:58,383 Just go in the hall and say, "I'm gay." 24 00:00:59,052 --> 00:01:00,386 I-I'm sorry. I don't mean to be mean. 25 00:01:00,387 --> 00:01:01,790 Like, I can't help you with this. This is-- 26 00:01:01,791 --> 00:01:03,693 I grew up in the '90s. That was different. 27 00:01:03,694 --> 00:01:06,264 Just-just go and get advice from kids your age. 28 00:01:06,265 --> 00:01:07,568 I mean, if you want somebody to talk to, 29 00:01:07,569 --> 00:01:09,639 go talk to one of the many out gay kids 30 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,108 at this school, you know? 31 00:01:11,109 --> 00:01:12,911 - Yeah. O-Okay. - But be careful. 32 00:01:12,912 --> 00:01:15,082 Don't talk to one of those nonspecific queer kids 33 00:01:15,083 --> 00:01:17,287 who may or may not be doing it for clout. 34 00:01:17,288 --> 00:01:18,723 Those people are mostly straight. 35 00:01:18,724 --> 00:01:20,627 - Don't tell anybody I said that. - Yeah. 36 00:01:20,628 --> 00:01:22,664 You're gonna want to find, like, a real gay person. 37 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:24,969 Like, classic gay vibes. 38 00:01:24,970 --> 00:01:26,706 You know. Queeny. 39 00:01:26,707 --> 00:01:28,408 You know. Should be easy to identify. 40 00:01:28,409 --> 00:01:29,679 Don't tell anybody I said that. 41 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:30,914 Somebody your age. 42 00:01:30,915 --> 00:01:32,718 They'll help you more than me. I think. [laughs] 43 00:01:32,719 --> 00:01:34,755 But great-great-- 44 00:01:34,756 --> 00:01:35,924 Thanks. 45 00:01:35,925 --> 00:01:37,326 Very good. Okay. 46 00:01:37,327 --> 00:01:39,232 I'll see you later. Bye. 47 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,836 I don't know. I just feel like you don't listen to me 48 00:01:41,837 --> 00:01:43,138 when I tell you what I want. 49 00:01:43,139 --> 00:01:44,975 I don't want a birthday event, Malcolm. 50 00:01:44,976 --> 00:01:47,213 Oh, my God, you fucking nerd. It's not an event. 51 00:01:47,214 --> 00:01:49,117 It's you and me going to a bar. 52 00:01:49,118 --> 00:01:51,321 It's a leather daddy bar. 53 00:01:51,322 --> 00:01:52,958 People need to have fun. In this life. I'm sorry. 54 00:01:52,959 --> 00:01:55,463 You and me are going to fucking Tom of Austin 55 00:01:55,464 --> 00:01:57,968 for your 35th motherfucking birthday, 56 00:01:57,969 --> 00:02:00,106 because you are a gay man in your prime 57 00:02:00,107 --> 00:02:01,408 and someone needs to suck 58 00:02:01,409 --> 00:02:02,845 - your dick! - Shh! 59 00:02:02,846 --> 00:02:04,381 [quietly] I'm at school. 60 00:02:04,382 --> 00:02:05,851 Nobody needs to suck my dick. 61 00:02:05,852 --> 00:02:07,320 I need to suck your dick. 62 00:02:07,321 --> 00:02:09,257 I'm kidding. No, we're friends, remember? 63 00:02:09,258 --> 00:02:11,996 I have an outfit picked out for you. It's cunt as hell. 64 00:02:11,997 --> 00:02:14,635 No. I'm not wearing whatever you have planned. 65 00:02:14,636 --> 00:02:16,438 - I'm not wearing it. - Yes. Yes. 66 00:02:16,439 --> 00:02:19,044 It's cute. It's comfy. You're gonna love it. Bye. 67 00:02:19,045 --> 00:02:22,584 ♪♪ Every time I see you falling ♪ 68 00:02:22,585 --> 00:02:26,726 ♪♪ I get down on my knees and pray ♪ 69 00:02:26,727 --> 00:02:29,699 ♪♪ I'm waiting for that final moment... ♪ 70 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:33,507 I think my balls are hanging out of these shorts. 71 00:02:33,508 --> 00:02:35,309 Yeah, they're shorts, babe. 72 00:02:35,310 --> 00:02:37,514 Well, I haven't dressed like this since I was 24. 73 00:02:37,515 --> 00:02:38,950 Some people still think you're 24. 74 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:40,820 - Nobody thinks I'm 24, Malcolm. - I mean, they do 75 00:02:40,821 --> 00:02:42,257 when you're with me. They're like, 76 00:02:42,258 --> 00:02:43,560 "Look at those two twentysomethings. 77 00:02:43,561 --> 00:02:44,862 "They have their life ahead of them. 78 00:02:44,863 --> 00:02:46,365 "Are they going to an Ice Spice concert? 79 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:48,035 - I like them." - [chuckles] 80 00:02:48,036 --> 00:02:50,005 Let's just get inside the bar. If some parent sees me out here, 81 00:02:50,006 --> 00:02:51,743 - they're probably gonna try to hate-crime me. - Oh, my God. 82 00:02:51,744 --> 00:02:53,747 Not everyone in the world is a homophobe, 83 00:02:53,748 --> 00:02:54,982 - as much as you love that. - Malcolm. 84 00:02:54,983 --> 00:02:56,285 I know we're in Austin, 85 00:02:56,286 --> 00:02:57,487 but you forget we are also in Texas. 86 00:02:57,488 --> 00:02:59,458 Yeah, we are at a gay bar in Texas 87 00:02:59,459 --> 00:03:01,929 and a gay bar parking lot filled with gay people's cars 88 00:03:01,930 --> 00:03:04,400 and you-- I know you think you're the only gay man 89 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:06,171 - in this universe, but-- - I feel like I hear 90 00:03:06,172 --> 00:03:08,108 that you're about to start talking about Berlin again. 91 00:03:08,109 --> 00:03:09,344 - Am I right? - I actually wasn't. 92 00:03:09,345 --> 00:03:10,947 But let's fucking go there, babe. 93 00:03:10,948 --> 00:03:13,318 Because in Berlin, your life is your work is your life 94 00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:16,659 - and you can actually be yourself in any environment. - Right. Your life is your work. 95 00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:19,064 - Don't-don't-- - That perspective is what got you fired. 96 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:20,099 I resigned. 97 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,236 Like a U.S. president. 98 00:03:22,237 --> 00:03:23,874 [sighs] 99 00:03:25,611 --> 00:03:27,447 This could be fun, actually. 100 00:03:27,448 --> 00:03:29,819 Ew. You're attracted to the most, like, 101 00:03:29,820 --> 00:03:31,322 basic bodybuilder bodies. 102 00:03:31,323 --> 00:03:32,424 It's so embarrassing. 103 00:03:32,425 --> 00:03:33,660 You can just say you're jealous. 104 00:03:33,661 --> 00:03:35,663 I'm g-- I'm not jealous of him. 105 00:03:35,664 --> 00:03:37,668 Uh, it's been a while since I've been around just gay people. 106 00:03:37,669 --> 00:03:39,237 This'll be good. I'm doing something 107 00:03:39,238 --> 00:03:40,574 that's not work for once. 108 00:03:40,575 --> 00:03:43,312 He's 35. You don't need to check it. 35. 109 00:03:43,313 --> 00:03:44,347 I'm younger. 110 00:03:44,348 --> 00:03:45,984 Check mine. 111 00:03:45,985 --> 00:03:47,486 [indistinct chatter] 112 00:03:47,487 --> 00:03:49,424 [faculty] Surprise! 113 00:03:49,425 --> 00:03:51,563 - Oh, my God. - Happy birthday, Ev. 114 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:54,134 - Remember us? - Happy birthday. 115 00:03:54,135 --> 00:03:56,205 [groaning, panting on TV] 116 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,913 - Oh, my God. [weak chuckle] - [man] You like that? 117 00:04:04,856 --> 00:04:06,525 This is insane, okay? You cannot bring people 118 00:04:06,526 --> 00:04:08,897 like the people I work with to a place like this. 119 00:04:08,898 --> 00:04:11,201 - They're gonna freak the fuck out. - [Malcolm] God. 120 00:04:11,202 --> 00:04:12,704 Oh, my God. Daddy, chill. It's fine. 121 00:04:12,705 --> 00:04:14,675 - They deserve to freak out. - They don't need 122 00:04:14,676 --> 00:04:16,879 - to be freaked out. Moretti is here? - Yeah. 123 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,950 You brought Grant Moretti to this bar? 124 00:04:18,951 --> 00:04:21,288 - How are you? - I-I have to just do-- 125 00:04:21,289 --> 00:04:23,827 - Is this your idea of, like, a fun surprise? - Yes. 126 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:26,398 Yeah. That's why I did it. I got to say, you're acting, 127 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:27,901 like, a little not grateful. 128 00:04:27,902 --> 00:04:29,505 Just smile. Smile. Have fun, have fun. 129 00:04:29,506 --> 00:04:31,307 Evan, Evan, Evan. Malcolm. 130 00:04:31,308 --> 00:04:32,644 - Hi. - Hello. I just need 131 00:04:32,645 --> 00:04:33,913 to disclose quickly that since there are 132 00:04:33,914 --> 00:04:35,551 more than three faculty members here, 133 00:04:35,552 --> 00:04:37,353 this is technically a school event. 134 00:04:37,354 --> 00:04:39,457 So I just-- Just act accordingly. 135 00:04:39,458 --> 00:04:41,261 And happy birthday! 136 00:04:41,262 --> 00:04:42,330 Happy birthday. 137 00:04:42,331 --> 00:04:43,633 Are-are you okay? 138 00:04:43,634 --> 00:04:45,202 Of course. Of course. I'm open-minded. 139 00:04:45,203 --> 00:04:46,305 I'm open-minded. 140 00:04:46,306 --> 00:04:47,574 I'm a little uncomfortable, 141 00:04:47,575 --> 00:04:48,810 but I'm working through it. Hello. 142 00:04:48,811 --> 00:04:50,313 Excuse me. Don't touch him. Goodbye. 143 00:04:50,314 --> 00:04:51,916 - Later. - Thank you, sir. Thank you. 144 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:53,385 He's not interested. 145 00:04:53,386 --> 00:04:55,489 You know, there's fisting porn on three of the televisions. 146 00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:58,195 - Oh, God. - I think all the TVs are playing the same thing, though. 147 00:04:58,196 --> 00:05:00,433 No, no, no, no, no. They all seem to be different ones. 148 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:01,636 There's a really, you know, 149 00:05:01,637 --> 00:05:03,338 traditional, missionary-style on one. 150 00:05:03,339 --> 00:05:05,476 Of course, it's between two men who are about 40 years old. 151 00:05:05,477 --> 00:05:07,013 Why? Why am I talking about this? 152 00:05:07,014 --> 00:05:10,186 Grant, it's very sweet that you came, but just-- 153 00:05:10,187 --> 00:05:12,757 - You don't need to stay here, okay? - No, no, no, no, no. 154 00:05:12,758 --> 00:05:15,631 Stay. Come on. I'm gonna do a little performance later. 155 00:05:15,632 --> 00:05:18,869 - Might turn you on. - [chuckles] I remember why it was good you resigned, Malcolm. 156 00:05:18,870 --> 00:05:20,640 - Mwah. See? Thank you. I resigned. - Mm. 157 00:05:20,641 --> 00:05:22,176 Please, just stay for one more hour. 158 00:05:22,177 --> 00:05:24,748 All right. I'll-- Maybe a drink, then, and, uh, 159 00:05:24,749 --> 00:05:26,151 hopefully some wings as well. 160 00:05:26,152 --> 00:05:27,888 I don't think they have wings, but there is 161 00:05:27,889 --> 00:05:30,492 a cum-themed bundt cake that, uh, 162 00:05:30,493 --> 00:05:32,363 looks pretty good to me. 163 00:05:32,364 --> 00:05:34,702 Maybe just a drink, then. 164 00:05:35,572 --> 00:05:37,374 He's gonna get roofied. 165 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:38,777 Because of you. 166 00:05:38,778 --> 00:05:39,645 Oh, my God. 167 00:05:39,646 --> 00:05:41,247 They're not that bad for you. 168 00:05:41,248 --> 00:05:43,285 ♪♪ I'm the one you want ♪ 169 00:05:43,286 --> 00:05:46,024 ♪♪ Baby, come get it ♪ 170 00:05:46,025 --> 00:05:47,661 ♪♪ Feeling in my soul, we can take this... ♪ 171 00:05:47,662 --> 00:05:49,632 - Chuck. It's me, dude. - Uh... 172 00:05:49,633 --> 00:05:51,234 Markie Hillridge, man. 173 00:05:51,235 --> 00:05:53,272 - We played football together in high school. - Oh, my-- 174 00:05:53,273 --> 00:05:55,777 - Exactly. Yeah, dude. - Markie? What the fuck, dude? 175 00:05:55,778 --> 00:05:57,480 - How the fuck are you? - [laughs] Holy shit. 176 00:05:57,481 --> 00:05:59,083 - Aw, it's been forever. - I know. 177 00:05:59,084 --> 00:06:00,386 What are you doing here? 178 00:06:00,387 --> 00:06:01,622 I'm just here at this birthday party. 179 00:06:01,623 --> 00:06:02,858 Is that why you're here? You got a party? 180 00:06:02,859 --> 00:06:05,129 No, we're just-- we're just hanging. 181 00:06:05,130 --> 00:06:06,766 Wait. 182 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:09,204 You ended up marrying Kathy Durham, didn't you? 183 00:06:09,205 --> 00:06:10,272 - Briefly, yeah. - Oh. 184 00:06:10,273 --> 00:06:11,809 What a dime piece, man. 185 00:06:11,810 --> 00:06:13,913 - We're divorced. Yeah. - What? 186 00:06:13,914 --> 00:06:15,850 - Can I get her number? I'm kidding. No. That sucks, man. - [laughs] 187 00:06:15,851 --> 00:06:18,355 I mean, you guys were, like, joined at the hip 188 00:06:18,356 --> 00:06:19,625 from junior high to graduation and shit. 189 00:06:19,626 --> 00:06:21,830 Y'all were perfect. What happened? 190 00:06:23,568 --> 00:06:25,003 Markie, I'm gay. 191 00:06:27,509 --> 00:06:29,310 [chuckles] What? 192 00:06:29,311 --> 00:06:31,248 - I sleep with men. - Okay. 193 00:06:31,249 --> 00:06:32,551 But-- Oh, sure. 194 00:06:32,552 --> 00:06:33,786 But you weren't gay in high school. 195 00:06:33,787 --> 00:06:36,257 I was. Uh, yeah. I was in the closet. 196 00:06:36,258 --> 00:06:37,794 Huh. 197 00:06:37,795 --> 00:06:40,968 So we beat Westlake with a gay quarterback. 198 00:06:40,969 --> 00:06:43,071 - [laughs] Yeah, we did. - That's what you're saying. 199 00:06:43,072 --> 00:06:45,342 What, like, 300 yards that game or some shit. 200 00:06:45,343 --> 00:06:47,514 - At least. Was a good time. - I wish you'd have come out the moment we won. 201 00:06:47,515 --> 00:06:48,816 I came out in the shower after. 202 00:06:48,817 --> 00:06:50,353 [laughing] 203 00:06:50,354 --> 00:06:52,423 [laughs] This outfit is incredible. 204 00:06:52,424 --> 00:06:53,793 Oh, thanks. Yeah. 205 00:06:53,794 --> 00:06:55,262 Malcolm gave me this stuff. 206 00:06:55,263 --> 00:06:56,698 It's so hot. 207 00:06:56,699 --> 00:06:57,801 Nick knows he doesn't have to be here, right? 208 00:06:57,802 --> 00:06:59,037 No. 209 00:06:59,038 --> 00:07:00,272 That is what I want to talk to you about. 210 00:07:00,273 --> 00:07:01,341 We broke up. 211 00:07:01,342 --> 00:07:03,278 - What? When? - I know. 212 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:04,682 Like-like, just, like-- Oh. 213 00:07:04,683 --> 00:07:06,451 Okay, thank you. I'm gonna take, uh, this one. 214 00:07:06,452 --> 00:07:08,088 Mm-hmm. Mm. 215 00:07:08,089 --> 00:07:09,224 Mm, mm-hmm, mm. 216 00:07:09,225 --> 00:07:10,560 A few hours ago. 217 00:07:10,561 --> 00:07:11,962 I just, like, hit a breaking point. 218 00:07:11,963 --> 00:07:13,833 - With the pool stuff? - Yeah, with the pool. 219 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:15,570 And then, like, in hindsight, that pool, 220 00:07:15,571 --> 00:07:17,073 like, him digging his own pool 221 00:07:17,074 --> 00:07:19,578 is just a way for him to pretend to be busy 222 00:07:19,579 --> 00:07:21,815 instead of looking for a job. 223 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,385 - Yeah, we all knew that. - I didn't want 224 00:07:23,386 --> 00:07:25,423 to say anything. I didn't want you to worry about me. 225 00:07:25,424 --> 00:07:26,659 I-I knew it. 226 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:28,896 It was painfully obvious. To everyone. 227 00:07:28,897 --> 00:07:30,232 [chuckles] Sure. Right. 228 00:07:30,233 --> 00:07:31,467 Well, now you know the truth. 229 00:07:31,468 --> 00:07:33,873 - Gwen. - Yes, baby? 230 00:07:33,874 --> 00:07:35,811 You really don't have to be here. 231 00:07:35,812 --> 00:07:37,213 What? No. 232 00:07:37,214 --> 00:07:39,184 Are you kidding? I'm-- It's your birthday. 233 00:07:39,185 --> 00:07:41,555 And I am definitely gonna find a new man tonight. 234 00:07:41,556 --> 00:07:43,125 Mama is loose. 235 00:07:43,126 --> 00:07:44,928 - You're on the loose. - Oh, my God, I'm on the loose. 236 00:07:44,929 --> 00:07:46,331 [laughing] 237 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:47,801 Wait, do you want a drink? I'm gonna get another drink. 238 00:07:47,802 --> 00:07:49,337 How many shots have you had? 239 00:07:49,338 --> 00:07:50,607 I'm gonna get laid. 240 00:07:50,608 --> 00:07:52,243 [laughs] No. Maybe. 241 00:07:52,244 --> 00:07:53,513 Okay. 242 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:55,048 Yo, Ev. You know your friend Daniel? 243 00:07:55,049 --> 00:07:56,451 Who? 244 00:07:56,452 --> 00:07:57,721 Daniel. Your friend. 245 00:07:57,722 --> 00:07:58,890 That guy over there. 246 00:07:58,891 --> 00:08:00,292 [Evan] That's not my friend. 247 00:08:00,293 --> 00:08:02,865 That's, like, a random waiter I met once. 248 00:08:02,866 --> 00:08:04,701 He was telling me about poppers. 249 00:08:04,702 --> 00:08:06,204 Okay, I wasn't gonna come out tonight, 250 00:08:06,205 --> 00:08:08,341 but then I thought, "The community. I need it." 251 00:08:08,342 --> 00:08:12,216 - [laughs] - Wait, so can you finish explaining what poppers are? 252 00:08:12,217 --> 00:08:14,955 Remember the videos I showed you of guys bottoming? 253 00:08:14,956 --> 00:08:16,491 People use poppers for that. 254 00:08:16,492 --> 00:08:17,661 [Rick] Oh. 255 00:08:17,662 --> 00:08:19,363 - [chuckles] Yo. - Oh, my God. 256 00:08:19,364 --> 00:08:23,105 - The whole gang's officially back together again. - Yeah. 257 00:08:23,106 --> 00:08:24,373 Who are you? 258 00:08:24,374 --> 00:08:25,844 Come on, hon. 259 00:08:25,845 --> 00:08:27,581 Guys, I'm down to try poppers. 260 00:08:27,582 --> 00:08:28,683 [chuckles] I-I got you. 261 00:08:28,684 --> 00:08:30,018 I got you, boo. 262 00:08:30,019 --> 00:08:30,987 Here-Here's mine. 263 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:31,789 All right, boys. 264 00:08:31,790 --> 00:08:33,191 I got the poppers. 265 00:08:33,192 --> 00:08:34,995 - [men] Poppers! - I just had a crazy idea. 266 00:08:34,996 --> 00:08:37,868 I've been trying to get a community together of artists 267 00:08:37,869 --> 00:08:40,907 and people who dance and sex workers. 268 00:08:40,908 --> 00:08:42,577 If you guys are in, I will leave my place. 269 00:08:42,578 --> 00:08:44,915 I have a little bit of settlement money 270 00:08:44,916 --> 00:08:47,721 from when I sued California Pizza Kitchen. 271 00:08:48,423 --> 00:08:49,725 We have to go. 272 00:08:49,726 --> 00:08:51,061 Good luck, babe. 273 00:08:56,138 --> 00:08:57,708 - [indistinct chatter] - Thank you. 274 00:08:58,443 --> 00:09:00,079 - Hey. - Hey. 275 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:02,149 Kind of surprised to see you here. 276 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:03,686 I feel like you've been sort of avoiding me 277 00:09:03,687 --> 00:09:05,089 since the homecoming debacle. 278 00:09:05,090 --> 00:09:06,993 Yeah, I've been fully avoiding you. 279 00:09:06,994 --> 00:09:08,428 - [chuckles] - But Malcolm called 280 00:09:08,429 --> 00:09:10,299 and, um... 281 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,669 it's your birthday. 282 00:09:12,572 --> 00:09:13,707 I enjoyed it. 283 00:09:13,708 --> 00:09:14,875 Before I freaked out. 284 00:09:14,876 --> 00:09:17,179 Our awkward kiss thing. 285 00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:18,983 Yeah, right? Before the freak-out? 286 00:09:18,984 --> 00:09:20,554 - Yeah. - Oh, it was great. Yeah. 287 00:09:20,555 --> 00:09:21,889 - What are you guys talking about? - Oh, my God. 288 00:09:21,890 --> 00:09:24,060 - Hi. Me? [laughs] - Hi. 289 00:09:24,061 --> 00:09:25,596 - How are you? - How are you? 290 00:09:25,597 --> 00:09:27,233 - I'm good. - How's the, um... 291 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,270 - What is it that you do again? - [chuckles] 292 00:09:29,271 --> 00:09:31,742 Uh, thank you so much for asking. I'm a dancer. 293 00:09:31,743 --> 00:09:33,546 - Mm. - Uh, yeah. But right now I'm working 294 00:09:33,547 --> 00:09:36,853 as a software engineer for a very innovative tech start-up. 295 00:09:36,854 --> 00:09:38,155 What is the start-up? 296 00:09:38,156 --> 00:09:41,360 We provide tents for unhoused people. 297 00:09:41,361 --> 00:09:42,830 - Oh. - Um, through an app. 298 00:09:42,831 --> 00:09:44,367 Unhoused people actually can't access an app, 299 00:09:44,368 --> 00:09:45,703 'cause they don't have phones. 300 00:09:45,704 --> 00:09:47,072 They're not called "cell-less." 301 00:09:47,073 --> 00:09:48,943 They're called "homeless." They have phones. 302 00:09:48,944 --> 00:09:50,312 And why do you need the app? 303 00:09:50,313 --> 00:09:52,015 Why can't you just give people the tents? 304 00:09:52,016 --> 00:09:53,986 So many people keep asking me that. 305 00:09:53,987 --> 00:09:56,024 But, you know, we're partnering with North Face, 306 00:09:56,025 --> 00:09:57,728 - which is really cool. - Whoa. 307 00:09:57,729 --> 00:09:58,930 [dance music playing] 308 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,934 [Rick] Oh. Look at those guys. 309 00:10:01,970 --> 00:10:03,071 Precious. 310 00:10:03,072 --> 00:10:05,677 ♪ ♪ 311 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,650 No, you can get it with someone. I swear to God. 312 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:09,919 You really c-- Oh. 313 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,354 - [squeals] - Hey, you slut. 314 00:10:11,355 --> 00:10:12,858 How are you? 315 00:10:12,859 --> 00:10:16,131 There is not a single straight guy in the house. 316 00:10:16,967 --> 00:10:18,702 - That's crazy. Hug? - Hug. 317 00:10:18,703 --> 00:10:20,305 - I love you. - I love you. 318 00:10:20,306 --> 00:10:22,711 Ah, there's the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. 319 00:10:22,712 --> 00:10:24,615 - Markie. I love you, too. - Hey. 320 00:10:24,616 --> 00:10:26,250 - Hey. Yeah. - Aw. 321 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:29,190 - Cool. - You're such a positive force in my life, 322 00:10:29,191 --> 00:10:31,896 and I am just so lucky to know you. 323 00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:33,900 You're so great. Do I ever tell you that? 324 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,168 - [mouthing] - [Markie] Wow. 325 00:10:35,169 --> 00:10:36,972 I say that about you all the time. 326 00:10:36,973 --> 00:10:39,176 I feel the same way. I've always wanted to say this to you. 327 00:10:39,177 --> 00:10:41,649 - I-- - Oh, my God. I'm gonna see about the karaoke situation. 328 00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:44,755 - Hold on. - [Evan] But I don't think they have karaoke here. 329 00:10:44,756 --> 00:10:47,528 - No, they let you if you're persistent. - [Gwen squeals] 330 00:10:47,529 --> 00:10:49,063 - Gwen is so drunk. - Oh, my God. 331 00:10:49,064 --> 00:10:51,802 More porn on the TVs here. 332 00:10:51,803 --> 00:10:53,773 [chuckles] That's better. 333 00:10:53,774 --> 00:10:55,175 You're welcome, by the way. 334 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,311 For Harry. 335 00:10:56,312 --> 00:10:57,614 What do you mean? 336 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:58,750 I brokered peace between you two. 337 00:10:58,751 --> 00:11:00,185 Singlehandedly, by the way. 338 00:11:00,186 --> 00:11:01,822 - You didn't broker anything. - [urinating] 339 00:11:01,823 --> 00:11:03,593 He's just a guy I had an awkward kiss with. 340 00:11:03,594 --> 00:11:05,195 Okay. Well, now he's here, 341 00:11:05,196 --> 00:11:07,400 and obviously he wants to "S" and "F" you, so... 342 00:11:07,401 --> 00:11:10,338 - Malcolm, it doesn't matter, because nothing can happen. - I know. 343 00:11:10,339 --> 00:11:11,608 You care about your job. 344 00:11:11,609 --> 00:11:12,877 But you do not need to be, 345 00:11:12,878 --> 00:11:14,981 like, a cop in your own life. 346 00:11:14,982 --> 00:11:16,919 That stupid rule doesn't mean you can't 347 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,121 hook up with coworkers. 348 00:11:18,122 --> 00:11:19,724 It means you can't get caught 349 00:11:19,725 --> 00:11:21,127 hooking up with coworkers. 350 00:11:21,128 --> 00:11:22,731 - [water running] - You-you-you don't understand 351 00:11:22,732 --> 00:11:25,135 something so fundamental about being a teacher. 352 00:11:25,136 --> 00:11:26,638 My work 353 00:11:26,639 --> 00:11:28,141 - and my personal life - Oh, my God. 354 00:11:28,142 --> 00:11:30,713 - are deeply separate things. - Please stop talking 355 00:11:30,714 --> 00:11:31,982 about teaching. I'm begging you. 356 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,387 It's so boring. It's so boring. 357 00:11:34,388 --> 00:11:35,856 I honestly don't care. 358 00:11:35,857 --> 00:11:37,159 If you don't want to hook up with Harry, don't. 359 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,696 But, like, him and I do have a vibe. 360 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:41,134 So if you don't fuck him, I-I do have to. 361 00:11:41,836 --> 00:11:43,204 'Kay? 362 00:11:43,205 --> 00:11:44,273 Oh. 363 00:11:44,274 --> 00:11:46,411 - Hey, Harry. Did you see? - Hey. Hey, guys. 364 00:11:46,412 --> 00:11:48,682 - Harry walked into the bathroom. - [chuckles] Good to see you again. 365 00:11:48,683 --> 00:11:51,020 - Hey. - Evan, didn't you have to-- You were telling me 366 00:11:51,021 --> 00:11:53,358 how much you had to go to the bathroom. 367 00:11:53,359 --> 00:11:54,393 [scoffs] 368 00:11:54,394 --> 00:11:55,697 Pee-style, you said. 369 00:11:55,698 --> 00:11:57,266 Not poop. 370 00:11:57,267 --> 00:11:59,436 - Bye, guys. - [door opens] 371 00:11:59,437 --> 00:12:01,307 - [door closes] - Sorry, he's always trying 372 00:12:01,308 --> 00:12:03,245 - to make me uncomfortable. - [urinating] 373 00:12:03,246 --> 00:12:04,480 [laughs softly] 374 00:12:04,481 --> 00:12:07,120 I'm uncomfortable so much of my life, honestly. 375 00:12:08,456 --> 00:12:10,694 - [sighs] - [water running] 376 00:12:10,695 --> 00:12:13,031 This thing does not get hot. 377 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:15,903 Well, everything else around here is working perfectly. 378 00:12:15,904 --> 00:12:17,373 [laughs] I know. 379 00:12:20,514 --> 00:12:22,449 [exhales] 380 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,524 So, uh... [chuckles] 381 00:12:27,461 --> 00:12:29,532 What should we do? 382 00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:33,740 [chuckles] What do you mean? 383 00:12:33,741 --> 00:12:37,380 I kind of dig a crazy girl. 384 00:12:39,519 --> 00:12:43,258 When we did this at school, it didn't end very well. 385 00:12:43,994 --> 00:12:46,331 That's true. 386 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:52,611 But we are not at school right now. 387 00:12:53,345 --> 00:12:55,616 Hello. Am I allowed to pee in here? 388 00:12:55,617 --> 00:12:57,554 - Yeah, of course you can pee. It's a, it's a bathroom. - No, I-I just heard 389 00:12:57,555 --> 00:13:00,458 that bathrooms are high-activity areas, you know? 390 00:13:00,459 --> 00:13:03,566 [stammers] Oh. Okay. I'm so sorry, gentlemen. 391 00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:07,140 Oh. Whoa. Nope? Good. 392 00:13:10,413 --> 00:13:11,650 I'm gonna... 393 00:13:12,384 --> 00:13:13,853 [laughs] Guess I'll see you in there. 394 00:13:13,854 --> 00:13:15,355 - [door creaks] - Bye. 395 00:13:15,356 --> 00:13:17,326 I'm telling you guys, seriously, modern-day root beer 396 00:13:17,327 --> 00:13:19,029 tastes nothing like O.G. root beer. 397 00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:21,902 - That can't be true. - It is true. Look it up. 398 00:13:21,903 --> 00:13:23,271 Hey, one sec. Evan. 399 00:13:23,272 --> 00:13:24,774 Hey, man, this place is fucking awesome, dude. 400 00:13:24,775 --> 00:13:26,144 - [chuckles] - These guys are great. 401 00:13:26,145 --> 00:13:27,981 They're hanging on my every word, man. 402 00:13:27,982 --> 00:13:29,918 It's like they're on Team Markie big-time. 403 00:13:29,919 --> 00:13:31,788 Yeah, so, basically, these guys 404 00:13:31,789 --> 00:13:33,559 - want to have sex with you. - With me? 405 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,961 - Yeah. - Why? 406 00:13:34,962 --> 00:13:37,132 You're kind of a classic bear. 407 00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:38,802 You think more of these guys... like, does everybody here 408 00:13:38,803 --> 00:13:40,740 - want to fuck me? - A lot of people do. 409 00:13:40,741 --> 00:13:42,409 - Do you want to fuck me? - No, I'm good. 410 00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:44,146 - Okay. - Is it making you uncomfortable? 411 00:13:44,147 --> 00:13:45,583 - You want me to do something about it? - No, no. 412 00:13:45,584 --> 00:13:47,086 No, not at all, actually. It's very flattering. 413 00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:48,288 I'm-a hang on to this for a little bit. 414 00:13:48,289 --> 00:13:50,325 Makes you think, though, you know? 415 00:13:50,326 --> 00:13:51,995 Like, imagine me as a gay dude. 416 00:13:51,996 --> 00:13:53,599 I'd have to bang all these dudes. 417 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,235 And probably all those dudes. 418 00:13:55,236 --> 00:13:56,905 It would suck to suck that much, if you know what I'm saying. 419 00:13:56,906 --> 00:13:58,909 No, but if you were gay, you would like it, 420 00:13:58,910 --> 00:14:01,583 so it wouldn't feel like work. 421 00:14:02,518 --> 00:14:04,621 Nah, I don't think I'd like it. Nah. Sorry. 422 00:14:04,622 --> 00:14:06,858 Even if I was gay as hell, even if I was gayer than you, 423 00:14:06,859 --> 00:14:08,194 I don't think I'd like it. 424 00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:10,499 Guys, I'm on the root beer wiki. It's true. 425 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,402 - Wow. - [Markie] I'll catch up with you later. 426 00:14:12,403 --> 00:14:13,471 Are you okay, Rick? 427 00:14:13,472 --> 00:14:15,543 You look like you maybe are not okay. 428 00:14:15,544 --> 00:14:17,246 - What's going on? - Just doing my best 429 00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:20,251 - at keeping Austin weird. - [both laugh] 430 00:14:20,252 --> 00:14:23,693 Dude, poppers. These things are gonna be the next big thing. 431 00:14:23,694 --> 00:14:26,932 I'm gonna sell these things at a 200% markup. 432 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:29,571 Yeah. How much of this did you do? 433 00:14:29,572 --> 00:14:31,374 - The... a lot. - Yeah. 434 00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:33,579 Oh, can you text me, so I remember: 435 00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:35,817 "Poppers profit straight community." 436 00:14:35,818 --> 00:14:38,020 Yeah, I'll text you in a second. I'm gonna take these with me. 437 00:14:38,021 --> 00:14:39,524 - Okay? You hold steady here. - All right, buddy. 438 00:14:39,525 --> 00:14:42,129 Hope the money doesn't change me. 439 00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:44,768 - I'm gonna sing a song, okay? - Nope. Hey, hey, hey. 440 00:14:44,769 --> 00:14:47,540 - [feedback squeals] - Hey. How are you? - Hey. Hi. How are you? 441 00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:49,644 - [Malcolm] Haven't seen you in a bit. - Great. 442 00:14:49,645 --> 00:14:52,382 I'm gonna sing a ka... a song for you, 443 00:14:52,383 --> 00:14:54,386 and it's gonna be a cappella. 444 00:14:54,387 --> 00:14:56,224 Okay, kill the music, please. Thank you. 445 00:14:56,225 --> 00:14:57,995 - [music stops] - [cheering, applause] 446 00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:02,804 ♪♪ It's Gay Town City ♪ 447 00:15:02,805 --> 00:15:06,177 ♪♪ Ah, it's Gay Town City ♪ 448 00:15:06,178 --> 00:15:08,014 ♪♪ Everybody loves gays ♪ 449 00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:10,218 ♪♪ Everybody loves girls ♪ 450 00:15:10,219 --> 00:15:12,924 ♪♪ But gays don't love girls. ♪ 451 00:15:12,925 --> 00:15:14,594 - Oh, shit, I'm about to Shazam this one. - Oh, wait, it's okay, 452 00:15:14,595 --> 00:15:17,466 do you know how h-hot I am considered by men? 453 00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:20,673 And not a single one of you has even started 454 00:15:20,674 --> 00:15:22,243 to look at my cleavage. 455 00:15:22,244 --> 00:15:25,181 - [blows raspberry] - [laughter] - And that is also 456 00:15:25,182 --> 00:15:27,152 awful for me. [chuckles] 457 00:15:27,153 --> 00:15:29,858 ♪♪ But I'll still sing ♪ 458 00:15:29,859 --> 00:15:31,595 ♪♪ For my gays... ♪ 459 00:15:31,596 --> 00:15:33,732 - No. - Work, bitch. 460 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,335 - That was great. Give it up for you. - Hold on, wait. 461 00:15:35,336 --> 00:15:37,840 - No, that's... [stammers] - [crowd booing] 462 00:15:37,841 --> 00:15:39,310 Keep the hag. 463 00:15:39,311 --> 00:15:40,478 [others chanting] Keep the hag. 464 00:15:40,479 --> 00:15:41,749 - Keep the hag. - Hey, be nice. 465 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,017 Do not call her "hag." 466 00:15:43,018 --> 00:15:43,886 - She's my friend. - Malcolm, let's stop 467 00:15:43,887 --> 00:15:45,189 with the misogyny. 468 00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:46,725 A white woman with red hair? 469 00:15:46,726 --> 00:15:48,495 Do you know how hard she had it? 470 00:15:48,496 --> 00:15:50,800 - Time to go. Time to go. Goodbye. Goodbye. - I love you, baby. 471 00:15:50,801 --> 00:15:52,737 - Okay. - Give it up for Gwen. 472 00:15:52,738 --> 00:15:54,741 [cheering, applause] 473 00:15:54,742 --> 00:15:56,444 Somebody gave me ketamine. 474 00:15:56,445 --> 00:15:59,150 - I don't know what that is. - [laughs] 475 00:15:59,151 --> 00:16:00,953 We're here tonight to celebrate a man. 476 00:16:00,954 --> 00:16:03,458 A myth, some would say. 477 00:16:03,459 --> 00:16:07,099 - Maybe a legend. Evan Marquez. - [cheering] 478 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,804 Our Latinx queen. 479 00:16:09,805 --> 00:16:11,541 [applause] 480 00:16:11,542 --> 00:16:14,347 - Evan's my hero. - You know, people will tell you in this life, 481 00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,384 they'll say, "You can't, you can't be gay." 482 00:16:16,385 --> 00:16:19,423 - Nobody says that. - They say that. They say that. 483 00:16:19,424 --> 00:16:21,193 - Okay. - The point is, 484 00:16:21,194 --> 00:16:23,398 - we're here to celebrate you. - [man] Mm-hmm. 485 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,469 - All of you. [tongue clicks] - [crowd] Aw... 486 00:16:25,470 --> 00:16:27,541 I'm gonna celebrate Evan right now 487 00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:28,909 with all of me. 488 00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:30,112 [crowd oohing] 489 00:16:30,113 --> 00:16:31,180 - Hit it. - ["Fade into You" playing] 490 00:16:31,181 --> 00:16:32,917 - [all oohing] - Uh. 491 00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:35,623 Yeah, it's getting sad and sexual here. 492 00:16:35,624 --> 00:16:37,794 Whoo! Gay pride. 493 00:16:37,795 --> 00:16:39,130 You know what's coming? 494 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:43,706 Something really hot. 495 00:16:46,178 --> 00:16:49,016 ♪♪ I want to hold the hand ♪ 496 00:16:49,017 --> 00:16:50,587 ♪♪ Inside y... ♪ Shit. 497 00:16:50,588 --> 00:16:52,122 It was supposed to be wh... a whipped cream reveal, 498 00:16:52,123 --> 00:16:54,126 but it got smushed in the jacket, 499 00:16:54,127 --> 00:16:55,362 but it looked good before. 500 00:16:55,363 --> 00:16:57,734 ♪♪ I want to hold the hand ♪ 501 00:16:57,735 --> 00:17:00,004 ♪♪ That's true ♪ 502 00:17:00,005 --> 00:17:01,875 Still good, though, right? 503 00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:03,913 I'm not going up there. 504 00:17:03,914 --> 00:17:07,419 ♪♪ I look to you and I see ♪ 505 00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:09,223 - [both] ♪♪ Nothing ♪ - Come on. 506 00:17:09,224 --> 00:17:11,795 - Do it yourself. - No, you can come up with me. 507 00:17:11,796 --> 00:17:13,264 - [Evan] No, come on. - Get up there, Evan. 508 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,568 [Malcolm] Come on. 509 00:17:14,569 --> 00:17:15,669 Okay. 510 00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:17,674 ♪♪ In shadows ♪ 511 00:17:17,675 --> 00:17:20,513 Loser. Loser! 512 00:17:20,514 --> 00:17:22,149 [laughs] 513 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:24,086 ♪♪ Some kind of night ♪ 514 00:17:24,087 --> 00:17:26,658 ♪♪ Into your darkness ♪ 515 00:17:26,659 --> 00:17:27,994 Harry. Harry. 516 00:17:27,995 --> 00:17:29,665 Come up with me. This is another teacher. 517 00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:31,902 Harry. ♪♪ I want to... ♪ 518 00:17:31,903 --> 00:17:34,607 [vocalizing] 519 00:17:34,608 --> 00:17:36,477 We-We've been rehearsing this for weeks. 520 00:17:36,478 --> 00:17:39,684 Weeks now. You know this one, right? 521 00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:41,453 You cool with this? 522 00:17:41,454 --> 00:17:44,059 Both your guys up there getting steamy? 523 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:45,395 Neither of them are "my guys." 524 00:17:45,396 --> 00:17:47,266 They're my friends. It's fine. 525 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,802 If I've learned nothing else in your world, 526 00:17:48,803 --> 00:17:51,073 it's that there's no such thing as "just friends." 527 00:17:51,074 --> 00:17:53,478 - What does that mean? - You know what I mean. Come on, man. 528 00:17:53,479 --> 00:17:55,516 I see, I see the way you look at Harry. 529 00:17:55,517 --> 00:17:58,254 I see the way he looks at you. You guys got chemistry. 530 00:17:58,255 --> 00:17:59,992 It's fine. I'm not a jealous guy. 531 00:17:59,993 --> 00:18:01,327 They can do what they want. 532 00:18:01,328 --> 00:18:02,764 Look, dude, when you look at him, 533 00:18:02,765 --> 00:18:04,701 it reminds me of how I look at Gwen. 534 00:18:04,702 --> 00:18:06,403 And vice versa. 535 00:18:06,404 --> 00:18:08,274 - What? - Come on. 536 00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:09,878 You don't have to be naive 537 00:18:09,879 --> 00:18:11,314 or pretend like you don't see that there's definitely 538 00:18:11,315 --> 00:18:12,784 something brewing between her and I. 539 00:18:12,785 --> 00:18:14,186 With you and Gwen? 540 00:18:14,187 --> 00:18:15,556 She said it by the bathroom. 541 00:18:15,557 --> 00:18:17,059 "I love you, Markie." What was all that? 542 00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:18,762 - Markie. - What? 543 00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:21,134 I j... look, I ju... I suffer in silence 'cause I don't want 544 00:18:21,135 --> 00:18:22,837 to be a home-wrecker. 545 00:18:22,838 --> 00:18:24,206 I... 546 00:18:24,207 --> 00:18:27,212 I'm sorry, this is such new information. 547 00:18:27,213 --> 00:18:28,549 I mean, you wouldn't be a home-wrecker. 548 00:18:28,550 --> 00:18:31,020 She-she broke up with Nick tonight. 549 00:18:31,021 --> 00:18:32,055 Who? They what? 550 00:18:32,056 --> 00:18:33,358 Gwen and Nick broke up. 551 00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:34,927 Oh, my God, dude, tonigh... [gasps] 552 00:18:34,928 --> 00:18:37,066 It's a full moon, brother. Tonight's our night. 553 00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:41,174 It's the night you and I go after the ones we love. 554 00:18:43,145 --> 00:18:48,689 [both] ♪♪ Fade into you ♪ 555 00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:50,827 [crowd cheering] 556 00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:56,437 ♪♪ Strange we never knew. ♪ 557 00:18:56,438 --> 00:18:58,174 Get up there, Evan. 558 00:18:58,175 --> 00:18:59,544 Get up there and plant your flag 559 00:18:59,545 --> 00:19:01,582 in front of God and all these gay dudes. 560 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:03,451 [voice fading] Get up there and mark your territory... 561 00:19:03,452 --> 00:19:05,623 ♪♪ These are the times that I think about ♪ 562 00:19:05,624 --> 00:19:07,158 ["Nirvana" by Elliana playing] 563 00:19:07,159 --> 00:19:09,163 ♪♪ Red lights and the feeling ♪ 564 00:19:09,164 --> 00:19:13,471 ♪♪ That I needed you ♪ 565 00:19:13,472 --> 00:19:16,979 ♪♪ Oh, you got me right in nirvana ♪ 566 00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:18,715 ♪♪ So fast ♪ 567 00:19:18,716 --> 00:19:21,454 ♪♪ You're the best part of a sad song ♪ 568 00:19:21,455 --> 00:19:24,327 ♪♪ You got me all out of breath ♪ 569 00:19:24,328 --> 00:19:27,867 - ♪♪ Too fast, and I miss you when I'm going home ♪ - Yes. Yes. Yes. 570 00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:29,737 ♪♪ And I've been running in circles... ♪ 571 00:19:29,738 --> 00:19:31,708 Oh, so you're, like, in love with me now? 572 00:19:31,709 --> 00:19:34,581 - Yeah. I think that's a possibility, yeah. - Okay, great. 573 00:19:34,582 --> 00:19:38,487 ♪♪ Feel the end if I'm not out of nirvana. ♪ 574 00:19:38,488 --> 00:19:44,801 ♪♪ Fade into you ♪ 575 00:19:44,802 --> 00:19:47,574 - Evan. - ♪♪ It's strange you ♪ 576 00:19:47,575 --> 00:19:49,644 - ♪♪ Never knew ♪ - I meant the other guy, dude. 577 00:19:49,645 --> 00:19:51,280 Come on. 578 00:19:51,281 --> 00:19:52,650 ♪♪ You gotta fade ♪ 579 00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:56,559 - Doofus. - ♪♪ Into your darkness ♪ 580 00:19:57,327 --> 00:19:58,896 ♪♪ Oh, yeah. ♪ 581 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:01,367 Don't lay down, that's when the spins start. 582 00:20:05,543 --> 00:20:07,881 [Employee] I'll be right with you. One moment, please. 583 00:20:07,882 --> 00:20:09,851 Okay. Rude. 584 00:20:09,852 --> 00:20:11,621 Evan, I'm proud of you. 585 00:20:11,622 --> 00:20:13,559 - You knew Malcolm was no longer faculty... - [sputters] 586 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,696 ...so, good for you. You kissed the right guy. 587 00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:17,767 That's not why I kissed him, Grant. 588 00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:21,474 I'm not gonna live my life by those rules anymore. 589 00:20:21,475 --> 00:20:22,977 Should've been Harry. Seriously. 590 00:20:22,978 --> 00:20:25,883 I said it to you, man. Chemistry is off the charts. 591 00:20:25,884 --> 00:20:28,087 Should've kissed both of them thangs. 592 00:20:28,088 --> 00:20:30,391 Yeah, no, Harry's great, 593 00:20:30,392 --> 00:20:31,929 but, you know, 594 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,665 Malcolm is... Malcolm 595 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,337 and he has a special place in my heart. 596 00:20:36,338 --> 00:20:38,542 The heart wants what it wants, you know. 597 00:20:38,543 --> 00:20:40,746 I miss the gay bar. 598 00:20:40,747 --> 00:20:44,286 - [scoffs] - You might just miss the poppers. 599 00:20:44,287 --> 00:20:45,656 I miss the poppers. 600 00:20:45,657 --> 00:20:48,227 - Wait, where is Malcolm? - [Evan] That waiter 601 00:20:48,228 --> 00:20:50,098 Daniel invited him to an orgy. 602 00:20:50,099 --> 00:20:51,601 Unbelievable. 603 00:20:51,602 --> 00:20:54,473 Well, whatever. I accept him for who he is. 604 00:20:54,474 --> 00:20:56,979 You got to let people be who they are. 605 00:20:57,748 --> 00:20:59,450 - Whoa. - And that's the only relationship advice 606 00:20:59,451 --> 00:21:01,320 - worth a damn. - Yes. 607 00:21:01,321 --> 00:21:04,828 That is actually, like, so true. 608 00:21:04,829 --> 00:21:06,397 Gwen, your voice was amazing tonight. 609 00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:08,669 You were like a... you were a songbird. 610 00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:10,974 A true songbird. 611 00:21:12,109 --> 00:21:14,581 I didn't sing at the bar, did I? 612 00:21:14,582 --> 00:21:17,720 ["Kissing in Swimming Pools" by Holly Humberstone playing] 613 00:21:17,721 --> 00:21:21,194 [chuckles] That is damn good. 614 00:21:21,195 --> 00:21:25,101 I haven't had one of these in probably, uh, 20 years. 615 00:21:25,102 --> 00:21:26,638 My wife forbids it. 616 00:21:26,639 --> 00:21:29,644 Oh-ho-ho, bad boy. [chuckles] 617 00:21:29,645 --> 00:21:32,517 Just tonight. It's a special night. 618 00:21:32,518 --> 00:21:34,487 Why is it special? 619 00:21:35,456 --> 00:21:36,891 Just feels special. 620 00:21:36,892 --> 00:21:38,595 Aw. 621 00:21:38,596 --> 00:21:40,833 And it's your birthday. 622 00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:43,371 Hey. 623 00:21:43,372 --> 00:21:44,740 [Rick] Oh-ho. 624 00:21:44,741 --> 00:21:46,845 - [Malcolm] Hi, teachers. - Look at this funky guy. 625 00:21:46,846 --> 00:21:49,149 - I thought you were at the orgy. - I went. 626 00:21:49,150 --> 00:21:50,886 It was good. 627 00:21:50,887 --> 00:21:53,324 That waiter's so fucking annoying, but he gives a... 628 00:21:53,325 --> 00:21:55,094 almost academic blow job. 629 00:21:55,095 --> 00:21:56,665 Apartment or warehouse? 630 00:21:56,666 --> 00:21:58,367 Um, Home Depot stockroom. 631 00:21:58,368 --> 00:21:59,905 - Mmm. - [chuckles] 632 00:21:59,906 --> 00:22:01,273 Stocking up on caulk. 633 00:22:01,274 --> 00:22:03,511 Oh-ho-ho, look at these two lovebirds. 634 00:22:03,512 --> 00:22:07,653 We had a really nice long talk, 635 00:22:07,654 --> 00:22:10,225 and we're back together. 636 00:22:10,226 --> 00:22:12,664 - [Malcolm] Aw, that's amazing. - [Gwen] And you know why? 637 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:16,939 It's because, Markie, you said something so awesome in the car. 638 00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:19,911 You said, "You got to let people be who they are." 639 00:22:19,912 --> 00:22:22,516 - Aw. - Oh. That's cute. - [Gwen] Yeah. 640 00:22:22,517 --> 00:22:25,455 Thanks, Markie, for what you said. 641 00:22:26,959 --> 00:22:29,330 [Nick] All right, just gonna announce something real quick. 642 00:22:29,331 --> 00:22:31,768 This pool, guys, is almost done. 643 00:22:31,769 --> 00:22:33,605 I mean, it's almost ready. 644 00:22:33,606 --> 00:22:36,644 But the water in it looks like dirty sink water. 645 00:22:36,645 --> 00:22:38,314 Well, you shouldn't go in. The filter has 646 00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,452 - to actually be up and running before-- - Exactly. 647 00:22:40,453 --> 00:22:42,456 - So it's not ready, is what you're saying. - [Nick] It's not ready. 648 00:22:42,457 --> 00:22:43,859 - But show 'em the jets. - Okay, okay. 649 00:22:43,860 --> 00:22:45,428 - I would love to see the jets. - Yeah. 650 00:22:45,429 --> 00:22:46,798 Let's see the jets. 651 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,935 - Got it on Bluetooth here. - Bluetooth? 652 00:22:48,936 --> 00:22:52,041 - Watch this shit. - [Nick] Three, two, 653 00:22:52,042 --> 00:22:53,410 one. 654 00:22:53,411 --> 00:22:55,381 [creaking] 655 00:22:55,382 --> 00:22:56,519 - Oh, my God! - Oh! 656 00:22:57,186 --> 00:22:59,089 - It's the main pipe! - No, no, no, no. Not on the burger. 657 00:22:59,090 --> 00:23:01,494 - [Gwen] Have to turn off the valve. - [laughing] 658 00:23:02,531 --> 00:23:04,567 This is kind of... 659 00:23:04,568 --> 00:23:06,403 Kind of boyfy-boyfy? 660 00:23:06,404 --> 00:23:07,707 A little bit. 661 00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:12,684 ♪♪ I could repair you so gently ♪ 662 00:23:13,687 --> 00:23:15,154 ♪♪ So ♪ 663 00:23:15,155 --> 00:23:19,864 ♪♪ Can we kiss in your swimming pool? ♪ 664 00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:22,268 ♪♪ In this bathing suit ♪ 665 00:23:22,269 --> 00:23:24,674 ♪♪ I would die for you ♪ 666 00:23:24,675 --> 00:23:29,216 ♪♪ Maybe I don't have to leave so soon ♪ 667 00:23:29,217 --> 00:23:33,892 ♪♪ You look heavenly in this shade of blue ♪ 668 00:23:33,893 --> 00:23:37,166 ♪♪ We don't have to complicate it ♪ 669 00:23:38,302 --> 00:23:42,108 ♪♪ I just want to be alone with you ♪ 670 00:23:42,109 --> 00:23:44,681 ♪♪ I ♪ 671 00:23:45,415 --> 00:23:48,221 ♪♪ Just want to be alone with you. ♪ 672 00:23:48,222 --> 00:23:50,560 [vocalizing]