1 00:00:12,158 --> 00:00:14,062 [♪ "Friday I'm In Love" playing] 2 00:00:14,095 --> 00:00:17,335 ♪ I don't care If Monday's blue ♪ 3 00:00:17,368 --> 00:00:20,440 ♪ Tuesday's gray And Wednesday too ♪ 4 00:00:20,808 --> 00:00:23,514 ♪ Thursday I don't care about you ♪ 5 00:00:23,547 --> 00:00:26,553 ♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪ 6 00:00:27,856 --> 00:00:31,396 ♪ Monday, you can fall apart ♪ 7 00:00:31,429 --> 00:00:34,469 ♪ Tuesday, Wednesday Break my heart... ♪ 8 00:00:34,503 --> 00:00:37,074 I never thought this day would actually come where I graduated 9 00:00:37,107 --> 00:00:38,845 'cause high school's my whole life... 10 00:00:38,878 --> 00:00:40,347 [Erica] I know, I didn't think you were gonna graduate either. 11 00:00:40,380 --> 00:00:42,586 Okay. Guys, let's settle down. 12 00:00:42,619 --> 00:00:46,560 Don't forget to bring in your yearbook receipts if you ordered a yearbook-- 13 00:00:46,593 --> 00:00:48,731 Wait. Mr. Marquez, you're not gonna make a speech or anything, 14 00:00:48,764 --> 00:00:51,136 since we're graduating, and it's the end of the school year? 15 00:00:51,169 --> 00:00:53,508 Yes, I'm gonna make a speech, and my speech is this. 16 00:00:53,541 --> 00:00:57,114 Don't forget to bring in your yearbook receipts if you ordered a yearbook or-- 17 00:00:57,147 --> 00:00:59,653 Can you not see that we're emotional wrecks right now? 18 00:00:59,686 --> 00:01:02,291 I'm feeling so nostalgic for high school. 19 00:01:02,324 --> 00:01:04,897 Becca, I don't think you can be nostalgic for something that's happening right now. 20 00:01:04,930 --> 00:01:07,736 Maybe you can, and maybe that's why it's so beautiful. 21 00:01:07,769 --> 00:01:09,472 -[student 1] Deep. -[student 2] Wow. 22 00:01:09,506 --> 00:01:11,443 -Snaps. -[Evan] Wow. That is beautiful, Jeff. 23 00:01:11,476 --> 00:01:12,879 And that is a beautiful speech. 24 00:01:12,912 --> 00:01:15,117 There's the speech. It's just graduation. 25 00:01:15,150 --> 00:01:17,556 You don't have to get so emotional. 26 00:01:17,589 --> 00:01:20,327 [Grant on PA] Attention. Attention. The results are in and the winner is... 27 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,495 Drumroll please... 28 00:01:22,932 --> 00:01:24,903 What is this for? 29 00:01:24,936 --> 00:01:27,441 Ugh. I didn't say... This is for the senior class voting 30 00:01:27,474 --> 00:01:28,644 for commencement orator. 31 00:01:28,677 --> 00:01:30,180 It's for "commitment orienter." 32 00:01:30,213 --> 00:01:31,383 -Thanks, Jeff. -[drumroll continues] 33 00:01:31,416 --> 00:01:32,451 And the winner is... 34 00:01:32,484 --> 00:01:33,588 Clay Connolly. 35 00:01:33,621 --> 00:01:35,257 -[all cheering] -Dude! 36 00:01:35,290 --> 00:01:37,361 -Oh, wow. -Oh, my God. That guy? 37 00:01:37,394 --> 00:01:40,167 Congrats, Clay. Wow. 38 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,272 Thanks, thanks, uh, for-for... 39 00:01:44,943 --> 00:01:48,550 I'm sure it will go great, wonderfully. Uh... 40 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:52,759 -Hell yeah, Clay. That's our boy, man. -[all cheering] 41 00:01:52,792 --> 00:01:55,898 Dawg, it worked. Let's go. My gosh. 42 00:01:57,301 --> 00:01:59,372 These kids are clearly bullying Clay. 43 00:01:59,405 --> 00:02:02,244 That kid is the last person who should be speaking at a graduation. 44 00:02:02,277 --> 00:02:03,781 I mean, what is he gonna say? 45 00:02:03,814 --> 00:02:05,618 What memories does he have with the student body? 46 00:02:05,651 --> 00:02:07,455 It's like a few years ago when they voted 47 00:02:07,488 --> 00:02:09,660 Scott Reese and Delilah Birch as prom king and queen, 48 00:02:09,693 --> 00:02:12,298 even though they were the biggest fucking dorks in the whole grade. 49 00:02:12,331 --> 00:02:14,168 Yeah, but those two ended up getting married 50 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:16,540 and then those bullies are, I think, addicted to meth. 51 00:02:16,573 --> 00:02:17,876 Marriage is not a prize. [chuckles] 52 00:02:17,909 --> 00:02:19,613 I fucking love when nerds find love. 53 00:02:19,646 --> 00:02:21,717 It's like when a raccoon and a skunk become friends. 54 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:23,387 I love raccoons. 55 00:02:23,420 --> 00:02:25,524 Evan, you may not like that they voted for Clay, 56 00:02:25,958 --> 00:02:28,296 but you have to trust the democratic process, dude. 57 00:02:28,329 --> 00:02:29,666 -This is America. -No, no, no, 58 00:02:29,699 --> 00:02:31,236 these kids are doing this to be cruel. 59 00:02:31,269 --> 00:02:32,839 -I mean, Clay is great. -[Gwen] So great. 60 00:02:32,872 --> 00:02:34,510 He's not like a public speaker. 61 00:02:34,543 --> 00:02:36,614 He's good at computer, I think. 62 00:02:36,647 --> 00:02:38,250 -I think he's amazing at computer. -Gonna be very embarrassing. 63 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:40,254 They're all gonna be laughing at him up there. 64 00:02:40,287 --> 00:02:41,957 -We should help him, or something. -We definitely should. 65 00:02:41,990 --> 00:02:44,462 -What if you just told Clay the truth? -No. No. No. 66 00:02:44,495 --> 00:02:46,634 Can't tell him 'cause then I'm gonna burst his bubble-- 67 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,305 Whatever, dude, I don't know what to do. I can't help you all the time. 68 00:02:49,338 --> 00:02:51,710 I'm busy. Grant gave me so much fucking responsibility 69 00:02:51,743 --> 00:02:53,948 for this graduation ceremony. 70 00:02:53,981 --> 00:02:55,819 -Rick, you're planning the graduation? -He's planning the whole thing. 71 00:02:55,852 --> 00:02:57,622 It's like, I don't give a shit where folding chairs go. 72 00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:58,958 I'm in summer mode. 73 00:02:58,991 --> 00:03:01,463 I should be at the beach smoking salvia. 74 00:03:01,496 --> 00:03:04,469 Oh, my God, this might be the last time we see you four sitting in the cafeteria. 75 00:03:04,503 --> 00:03:06,674 Don't do the sentimental thing, you guys. Just chill. 76 00:03:06,707 --> 00:03:07,943 Yeah, this is sad as hell. 77 00:03:07,976 --> 00:03:09,980 I'll take a picture to remember. 78 00:03:10,013 --> 00:03:11,984 -Yikes, I'm crying. -I should have brought my film camera. 79 00:03:12,017 --> 00:03:13,821 -Just take the picture, Monica. Come on. -[camera shutter clicks] 80 00:03:13,854 --> 00:03:15,390 -[students] Aw. -[Gwen] Let me see that. 81 00:03:15,423 --> 00:03:16,861 -That's so cute. -Don't delete that. 82 00:03:16,894 --> 00:03:18,831 You do not have my permission to post that. 83 00:03:18,864 --> 00:03:20,769 Why? You look beautiful. Frame that. Put it in the Louvre. 84 00:03:20,802 --> 00:03:22,238 What is that smell? Is it-- 85 00:03:22,271 --> 00:03:23,708 -His crab. -[Rick] Imitation crab. 86 00:03:23,741 --> 00:03:25,444 It was only $4. I got it at the gas station. 87 00:03:25,477 --> 00:03:27,348 Well, uh, thank you, guys. 88 00:03:27,381 --> 00:03:28,851 -Sorry, I forgot you were here. -Thank you for everything. 89 00:03:28,884 --> 00:03:30,955 -You guys were awesome teachers. -Big ups. 90 00:03:30,988 --> 00:03:32,859 -[Monica] We're gonna miss you. -All right, cool. Love you, guys. 91 00:03:32,892 --> 00:03:34,730 I'm just realizing how beautiful it is that you're gay. 92 00:03:34,763 --> 00:03:36,700 Okay, bye. Goodbye. 93 00:03:36,733 --> 00:03:39,506 Oh, my God, every year they get so weepy around graduation. 94 00:03:39,539 --> 00:03:41,342 It's especially weird given that I'm literally gonna 95 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:43,548 see half of these kids in summer school. 96 00:03:43,581 --> 00:03:45,384 Am I the only one teaching summer school? Are you not doing summer school? 97 00:03:45,417 --> 00:03:47,454 -No, no. -Damn, I'm jealous of that. 98 00:03:47,487 --> 00:03:49,626 [Rick] You know, you get the whole year off if you love your job. 99 00:03:49,659 --> 00:03:51,329 You never work a day in your life. 100 00:03:51,362 --> 00:03:52,566 Is that how you are? 101 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:54,536 -No, I fucking hate this. -Right. 102 00:03:54,569 --> 00:03:56,707 -[camera shutter clicks] -Monica is still taking pictures of us. 103 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:58,744 -Monica, stop. -These are powerful images. 104 00:03:58,777 --> 00:04:00,481 Powerful images of my back? 105 00:04:00,515 --> 00:04:02,785 I got some of your corner too. You look good. 106 00:04:05,056 --> 00:04:07,829 -[bell rings] -Evan, there he is. 107 00:04:07,862 --> 00:04:10,535 Fresh coffee from the teachers' lounge for you, sir. 108 00:04:10,568 --> 00:04:12,739 -Thank you so much. -Mm-hmm. 109 00:04:12,772 --> 00:04:14,342 [sips] Mm-mmm. 110 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:16,045 Soapy? I gave it a quick rinse. 111 00:04:16,078 --> 00:04:18,450 -I'm sorry. -What's going on? Why are you being nice? 112 00:04:18,483 --> 00:04:20,454 Well, now that you bring it up. 113 00:04:20,487 --> 00:04:22,491 You know Jennifer did extremely well on The Amazing Race, 114 00:04:22,525 --> 00:04:23,895 and due to her unique personality, 115 00:04:23,928 --> 00:04:25,732 she's been cast on The Traitors. 116 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:27,569 Have you seen The Traitors? I haven't seen the... 117 00:04:27,602 --> 00:04:29,005 Anyway, needless to say, she can't teach summer school... 118 00:04:29,038 --> 00:04:31,376 No. I can't do summer school. 119 00:04:31,409 --> 00:04:32,946 Malcolm wants to, like, finally go to Berlin together this summer. 120 00:04:32,979 --> 00:04:34,983 I need to live my life. 121 00:04:35,016 --> 00:04:36,954 Don't be ridiculous, Evan. You don't want to live your life. 122 00:04:36,987 --> 00:04:39,726 No good comes from that. Summer school, easy work, extra money. 123 00:04:39,759 --> 00:04:41,362 Think about it, okay? Just think about it. 124 00:04:41,395 --> 00:04:42,866 -Hey, hey... -Just think about it. 125 00:04:42,899 --> 00:04:44,603 What do you think of this Clay Connolly situation 126 00:04:44,636 --> 00:04:46,005 where the kids made him the commencement orator? 127 00:04:46,038 --> 00:04:47,609 It's a fine honor. What about it? 128 00:04:47,642 --> 00:04:49,078 I think they're doing it to make fun of him. 129 00:04:49,111 --> 00:04:50,582 Clay is the captain of the basketball team. 130 00:04:50,615 --> 00:04:52,017 -No one is gonna make fun of-- -No. 131 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:54,087 Clay Connolly, the guy with the long hair. 132 00:04:55,423 --> 00:04:56,660 It's a different student. 133 00:04:57,060 --> 00:04:58,095 Oh. 134 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:01,770 Evan, we've eradicated bullying. 135 00:05:01,803 --> 00:05:03,073 Bullying doesn't exist. 136 00:05:03,106 --> 00:05:04,442 I think we should try to do something. 137 00:05:04,475 --> 00:05:05,812 No, I don't think so. 138 00:05:05,845 --> 00:05:07,414 But summer school. 139 00:05:09,986 --> 00:05:11,991 -[Markie] Oh! -Markie. Hey. 140 00:05:12,024 --> 00:05:13,995 Oh, hey, man. How's it hanging, Nickname? 141 00:05:14,028 --> 00:05:15,497 -Wait. Nickname? -Yeah, man. 142 00:05:15,531 --> 00:05:16,734 Oh, shoot! You gave me a nickname. 143 00:05:16,767 --> 00:05:17,936 -Nickname. -'Cause my name is Nick. 144 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:19,873 -Nick-name. -You got it, bro. 145 00:05:19,906 --> 00:05:21,610 If you're looking for Gwen, I-I'm imagining she's in class. 146 00:05:21,643 --> 00:05:23,814 Actually, I-I came looking for you. 147 00:05:23,847 --> 00:05:25,551 -Really? -I need your help with something. 148 00:05:26,586 --> 00:05:27,889 I'm gonna propose to Gwen. 149 00:05:31,930 --> 00:05:33,099 [chuckles] 150 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:36,105 Holy shit. Holy shit, man. 151 00:05:36,773 --> 00:05:38,342 [chuckles] Yeah. 152 00:05:39,144 --> 00:05:41,482 That is... You're doing it. 153 00:05:41,516 --> 00:05:43,588 And the best part is I'm gonna do it at graduation. 154 00:05:43,621 --> 00:05:45,525 -At this graduation? -Yeah. 155 00:05:45,558 --> 00:05:47,629 Okay. What do you need me for? 156 00:05:47,662 --> 00:05:49,398 Well, you're the one who reads off the kids' names 157 00:05:49,431 --> 00:05:50,735 when they're getting their diplomas, right? 158 00:05:50,768 --> 00:05:52,171 -Mm-hmm. -That's perfect, man. 159 00:05:52,204 --> 00:05:54,576 And you know, I would go to Evan for help, 160 00:05:54,609 --> 00:05:56,647 but it'd be a little too hard for him to keep it a secret because... 161 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:57,949 -He's gay. -...they're best friends. 162 00:05:57,982 --> 00:05:59,986 -Right. Right, right, right. -Yeah. 163 00:06:00,655 --> 00:06:01,690 [clears throat] 164 00:06:01,723 --> 00:06:02,758 You know what, man? 165 00:06:03,694 --> 00:06:04,863 -Yes. -Yes? 166 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:06,499 Fine. I will help you. 167 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:07,769 -Yes. Thank you. -It's gonna be fun, buddy. 168 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:09,405 -Thank you. -Yeah, man. 169 00:06:09,438 --> 00:06:11,175 -Thank you so much, man. -I'm so happy for you. 170 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:12,444 -[bell rings] -Oh, Jeff, hey. 171 00:06:12,477 --> 00:06:13,914 Evan. 172 00:06:13,947 --> 00:06:15,518 You can't call me Evan until after you graduate. 173 00:06:15,551 --> 00:06:17,622 Well, I'm only kind of graduating. 174 00:06:17,655 --> 00:06:19,425 I didn't pass, but they're still letting me walk at graduation, 175 00:06:19,458 --> 00:06:21,597 -so I'll see you next year. -Okay. 176 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:23,868 Look, Jeff, this thing with Clay being voted the commencement speaker, 177 00:06:23,901 --> 00:06:25,805 is that like a joke? Are they bullying him? 178 00:06:25,838 --> 00:06:27,776 -I'll tell if you let me call you Evan. -Fine. 179 00:06:27,809 --> 00:06:30,147 Thank you, Evan. I think it's a version of bullying, 180 00:06:30,180 --> 00:06:31,717 but like in a joking kind of way, Evan. 181 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:33,587 See, I knew it! 182 00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:35,758 Jason and Tray, some of those guys organized it. 183 00:06:35,791 --> 00:06:37,696 I personally abstained because I don't believe in the right to vote. 184 00:06:37,729 --> 00:06:40,735 Okay, well, can you help Clay or something or go up there-- 185 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:43,774 Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan, 186 00:06:44,543 --> 00:06:46,547 -Evan, Evan, Evan-- -Okay. Yes. 187 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:48,116 You're too late. Toothpaste is out of the tube. 188 00:06:48,149 --> 00:06:50,087 Clay's gonna give that speech. 189 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,592 It's gonna be awful, and everybody's gonna laugh like this. 190 00:06:52,625 --> 00:06:53,894 [laughs] 191 00:06:53,927 --> 00:06:55,965 [Markie] Marquez, Marquez. 192 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:57,502 -Come on, Marquez. Come on. -Markie, I was in the middle of-- 193 00:06:57,535 --> 00:06:58,771 -[Markie] Go to class! -You go to class. 194 00:06:58,804 --> 00:07:00,073 -Guess who came to see me? -Who? 195 00:07:00,106 --> 00:07:01,643 -Nick. -Nick, Gwen's boyfriend? 196 00:07:01,676 --> 00:07:03,146 -Yes. -Uh-huh. About what? 197 00:07:03,179 --> 00:07:05,951 He asked for my help with his proposal to Gwen. 198 00:07:06,987 --> 00:07:08,524 Oh, my God. 199 00:07:08,557 --> 00:07:09,826 Hand to God, man. 200 00:07:09,859 --> 00:07:11,563 Oh, I'm sorry, Markie. 201 00:07:11,596 --> 00:07:13,165 It is what it is, you know? What am I gonna do? 202 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:15,705 Did you find a way to get out of it? 203 00:07:15,738 --> 00:07:17,742 There is no way out of this, Evan. I have to help Nick. 204 00:07:17,775 --> 00:07:21,181 In fact, I have to help him do the best damn proposal possible. 205 00:07:21,950 --> 00:07:24,656 -What? Why? I don't-- -Man law, bro code. 206 00:07:24,689 --> 00:07:26,225 But you're not bros with Nick. 207 00:07:26,258 --> 00:07:27,762 All men are bros, Evan. 208 00:07:28,129 --> 00:07:30,067 All men are bros. 209 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:31,837 You know, sometimes I forget that my sole purpose in life 210 00:07:31,870 --> 00:07:33,941 -is to teach you about real masculinity. -Okay. 211 00:07:33,974 --> 00:07:36,079 -I'm gonna make a top out of you yet, bud. -I am a top. 212 00:07:36,112 --> 00:07:38,818 [scoffs] Bet that's what they all say, brother. 213 00:07:38,851 --> 00:07:40,588 [Rick] I don't have time for this, dude. 214 00:07:40,621 --> 00:07:42,726 You gave me so much shit to do before this graduation. 215 00:07:42,759 --> 00:07:45,097 Just say a bunch of the kids got bird flu or some shit. 216 00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:46,734 We'll do it from Zoom. 217 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:48,202 Just calm down, Rick. This is worth your time. 218 00:07:48,704 --> 00:07:50,508 [Rick] What the heck is this? 219 00:07:50,541 --> 00:07:52,679 This office has sat empty for quite a while. 220 00:07:52,712 --> 00:07:55,049 It's not my problem. I don't have furniture to put in here. 221 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:59,525 [stammers] What's going on? Why are you being weird? 222 00:08:02,030 --> 00:08:03,567 Do you have a gun? 223 00:08:05,571 --> 00:08:08,175 Congratulations, Rick. I want you to be my new vice. 224 00:08:10,748 --> 00:08:13,019 -What? -I know. 225 00:08:13,052 --> 00:08:14,823 That's a lot to throw on you, and you've already got so much on your plate, 226 00:08:14,856 --> 00:08:17,194 but just take some time and think it over, okay? 227 00:08:17,227 --> 00:08:18,530 You've earned this. 228 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,104 [sniffs] 229 00:08:22,137 --> 00:08:24,208 Oh, my God. It smells like piss in here. 230 00:08:24,241 --> 00:08:26,079 [chattering] 231 00:08:26,112 --> 00:08:28,249 Clay, we're not saying you have to use this whole speech 232 00:08:28,282 --> 00:08:30,655 we wrote for you, but it's a good starting place-- 233 00:08:30,688 --> 00:08:33,093 Not at all. But there are some parts in here that we do like. 234 00:08:33,126 --> 00:08:36,733 Yeah, the flower analogy is very elegant, and I will miss it if you don't use it. 235 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,571 "Flower with many petals." Okay. Yeah. 236 00:08:38,604 --> 00:08:40,875 Consider this a guideline, you know, a starting place. 237 00:08:40,908 --> 00:08:44,081 We're just giving you, like, bumpers in a bowling alley, you know. 238 00:08:44,114 --> 00:08:45,718 -Yeah. -There's no way you can miss. 239 00:08:45,751 --> 00:08:48,056 And I would say as short as you want. 240 00:08:48,089 --> 00:08:49,993 So short that it barely exists. 241 00:08:50,026 --> 00:08:52,064 You want them going, "Wait, did he give a speech? 242 00:08:52,097 --> 00:08:53,734 I'm trying to remember, and I can't." 243 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,137 Why don't we rehearse this one part? 244 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:56,840 Just say... Try that sentence. 245 00:08:56,873 --> 00:08:58,276 That could be your whole speech. 246 00:08:58,309 --> 00:09:02,117 "I see this not as an end, but as a begin." 247 00:09:02,484 --> 00:09:05,223 This is just like a soft pitch, but you could maybe 248 00:09:05,256 --> 00:09:08,129 say the whole word "beginning" instead of just using that first part. 249 00:09:08,162 --> 00:09:09,833 Guys, I'm gonna be fine. 250 00:09:09,866 --> 00:09:12,772 Smooth as a cucumber, boo-ba-do-ba-do. 251 00:09:13,774 --> 00:09:16,012 -[stammers] Mm-hmm. -[sighs] 252 00:09:16,045 --> 00:09:20,387 Clay, what we want you to know is that you don't have to give this speech at all, 253 00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:22,124 if you don't want to. You could just bow out. 254 00:09:22,157 --> 00:09:23,928 You can hand it off to somebody else. 255 00:09:23,961 --> 00:09:25,698 I would never turn down such a huge honor like this. 256 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,000 I was voted in. I have to. 257 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,371 Do you actually want to do this? 258 00:09:29,404 --> 00:09:31,309 I got a bunch of family flying in from Edmonton just to see me speak. I gotta-- 259 00:09:31,342 --> 00:09:33,747 -God, they're flying from the UK? -Where is Edmonton? 260 00:09:33,780 --> 00:09:36,118 -Alberta. -Oh, my God. You're Australian? 261 00:09:36,151 --> 00:09:37,755 Canada. 262 00:09:37,788 --> 00:09:39,257 -I bet they're so friendly. -That's so great. 263 00:09:42,865 --> 00:09:44,000 Is that good? 264 00:09:46,205 --> 00:09:48,142 -Rick? -[hisses] 265 00:09:48,175 --> 00:09:50,146 -Don't hiss at me? -He's stressed. Rick, are you okay? 266 00:09:50,179 --> 00:09:51,783 Dude, are you like my ex-wife? 267 00:09:51,816 --> 00:09:54,054 Always asking if I'm okay. Like, I'm fine. 268 00:09:54,087 --> 00:09:55,658 -Like I don't always have to talk. -Rick. 269 00:09:55,691 --> 00:09:57,327 Like he talks a lot. Let him talk. 270 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,665 -I don't talk that much. -You talk so much. 271 00:10:00,935 --> 00:10:02,004 [Markie exclaims] 272 00:10:02,037 --> 00:10:03,305 -Fuck! -Good job, man. 273 00:10:03,874 --> 00:10:06,312 -So I was thinking that for the proposal... -Okay. 274 00:10:06,345 --> 00:10:08,918 ...I'm gonna shower her with roses after she says yes. What do you think? 275 00:10:08,951 --> 00:10:10,387 Roses have kind of been done, man. 276 00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:12,324 All due respect, seriously, think bigger. 277 00:10:12,357 --> 00:10:14,228 Like her middle name is Violet. There you go, right there. 278 00:10:14,261 --> 00:10:16,332 -Is it? -Violet. 279 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:18,236 I mean, I know it started with a V, but after so much time has passed, 280 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,307 I can't even acknowledge that I don't know her middle name. 281 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:21,910 Of course, right. Why would you? 282 00:10:21,943 --> 00:10:23,146 Hey, my pickleball boys! 283 00:10:23,179 --> 00:10:24,983 -Hey, hey, hey. -Hey, babe. 284 00:10:25,016 --> 00:10:27,387 -Who won? -Nick, Nick won. 285 00:10:27,755 --> 00:10:29,324 Nick's always winning. 286 00:10:29,692 --> 00:10:31,162 Ooh! [chuckles] 287 00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:33,165 -[Malcolm] Gwen. -Hey. 288 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:36,807 Did you know that Grant is, like, desperate for you to take the summer school job? 289 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,813 He said he'd take us all out for seafood if you do it. 290 00:10:39,846 --> 00:10:42,050 Dude, seafood includes shrimp. You realize that, right? 291 00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:45,992 -Yeah, you have to do it. -Yeah, I mean, I'm kind of considering it. 292 00:10:46,025 --> 00:10:47,729 No, you're not. What are you talking about? 293 00:10:47,762 --> 00:10:50,000 -We're traveling this summer. -Are you really? 294 00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:52,337 -Yeah. -They're very vague plans to travel. 295 00:10:52,370 --> 00:10:54,341 We don't know where we're going or when. It could be, like, a weekend trip. 296 00:10:54,374 --> 00:10:55,878 -To Berlin? -Yeah. 297 00:10:55,911 --> 00:10:57,214 What are you talking about right now? 298 00:10:57,247 --> 00:10:59,251 Malcolm, I-I-I have to consider this. 299 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,489 It's extra money. 300 00:11:01,523 --> 00:11:03,393 Okay, Dan Bilzerian, like what, are you obsessed with money right now? 301 00:11:03,426 --> 00:11:05,965 I'm not obsessed with money. 302 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,202 I would just like to be able to, like, buy my own house or apartment someday. 303 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:10,206 -Your own apartment? -Where am I gonna live? 304 00:11:10,239 --> 00:11:12,377 I have money. Like, I don't know why you're stressing. 305 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,048 I'm flush with cash right now. 306 00:11:14,081 --> 00:11:15,785 We can talk about the summer school thing later. 307 00:11:15,818 --> 00:11:17,855 I'm barely considering it, so this is a nonissue. 308 00:11:17,888 --> 00:11:19,224 Yay. 309 00:11:19,892 --> 00:11:20,928 Yay. 310 00:11:23,399 --> 00:11:25,170 Malcolm, how much money do you have? 311 00:11:25,203 --> 00:11:27,140 Because I have some really smart commercial 312 00:11:27,173 --> 00:11:29,344 real estate investments that are lining up. 313 00:11:32,183 --> 00:11:33,520 [♪ "I Hope You Dance" playing] 314 00:11:33,553 --> 00:11:35,758 Right there. And then we come around. 315 00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:38,429 Such a grand space they got for this this year. 316 00:11:38,462 --> 00:11:39,966 They? I'm they. 317 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:42,337 Huh? I pull off a cap and gown, don't I? 318 00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:45,476 Look at this guy looking like a... like a freakin'... 319 00:11:46,245 --> 00:11:47,480 like a... like... 320 00:11:48,349 --> 00:11:49,919 Shit. Too stressed. 321 00:11:49,952 --> 00:11:51,857 I'm normally really good with insult comedy. 322 00:11:51,890 --> 00:11:53,927 -I need a cigarette. -[Grant] Okay, good. We're good. 323 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,230 -Hey, Grant. -Yeah? 324 00:11:55,263 --> 00:11:57,167 Gwen and I were wondering if we could 325 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,873 sit on stage with the other staff during the ceremony? 326 00:11:59,906 --> 00:12:01,877 Why? 327 00:12:01,910 --> 00:12:03,914 We want to help out Clay with his speech, like for moral support. 328 00:12:03,947 --> 00:12:05,818 Evan, Evan, no, we talked... 329 00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:07,922 You know what? Fine, fine. You want to sit up there? Fine. 330 00:12:07,955 --> 00:12:09,424 Rick, we'll need two more chairs onstage. 331 00:12:10,159 --> 00:12:11,295 [sighs] 332 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:14,101 So what do you think? Is this proposal happening? 333 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:17,473 He's here. He's got a whole plan, man. It's happening. 334 00:12:17,841 --> 00:12:20,046 She's making a mistake to marry Nick, right? 335 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:23,252 Do you feel that? Like, if he makes her happy, great, okay? 336 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:25,390 I'm all for that. But what if I make her happy? 337 00:12:25,423 --> 00:12:28,396 Like, I have to tell her how I feel, and, like, the clock is ticking. 338 00:12:28,429 --> 00:12:32,104 -It is kind of now or never, so... -Are you saying that 339 00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:33,974 -'cause you think she loves me? -Definitely not. 340 00:12:34,007 --> 00:12:35,978 I'm almost positive she doesn't. 341 00:12:36,011 --> 00:12:39,251 -Okay. -But look, you're at a crossroads. 342 00:12:39,284 --> 00:12:44,227 You either need to tell her how you feel, or let it be too late to ever do so. 343 00:12:45,096 --> 00:12:46,365 So just think about it. 344 00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:48,770 -You do look cute in that cap. -Mm-hmm. 345 00:12:49,906 --> 00:12:53,913 It's been a fantastic four years here at Morrison-Hensley. 346 00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:58,456 And now without further ado, I'm proud to introduce 347 00:12:58,489 --> 00:13:02,030 -this year's senior commencement orator. -Oh, God. Here we go. 348 00:13:02,063 --> 00:13:04,602 You all know him. You all voted for him. Clay Connolly! 349 00:13:04,635 --> 00:13:06,038 [applause, cheering] 350 00:13:07,073 --> 00:13:08,409 He's gonna get Carrie'd. 351 00:13:08,442 --> 00:13:10,246 There's probably pig blood up there. 352 00:13:12,317 --> 00:13:14,487 -[Clay] Hi. Uh... -[microphone feedback] 353 00:13:14,922 --> 00:13:16,491 [audience member coughs] 354 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,472 "A student body is... 355 00:13:24,074 --> 00:13:30,219 mmm... is much like a flower with... uh, with petty metals." 356 00:13:31,221 --> 00:13:33,393 No, "with... with many petals." 357 00:13:33,426 --> 00:13:35,163 He can't even read what we wrote for him. 358 00:13:35,196 --> 00:13:36,532 "Each... Each, uh..." 359 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:41,108 Okay, uh, this-this, yeah, this speech sucks. 360 00:13:42,077 --> 00:13:47,454 Mr. Marquez and Ms. Sanders basically wrote it for me and forced me to read it. 361 00:13:47,487 --> 00:13:49,158 [stammers] Sorry, that's not true. 362 00:13:49,191 --> 00:13:51,162 Sit down, Mr. Marquez. 363 00:13:51,195 --> 00:13:54,234 -Sit down? -Hell yeah, Clay. 364 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,370 Why are you always trying to help? 365 00:13:55,403 --> 00:13:57,107 Why are you... 366 00:13:57,140 --> 00:14:00,479 Has anyone... Has anyone ever asked you to help, huh? 367 00:14:00,847 --> 00:14:02,618 You're not the president, chief. 368 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:04,955 [chuckles] 369 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:07,060 Act-Actually, no, you know what? 370 00:14:07,093 --> 00:14:09,999 You... You are the president. Congratulations. 371 00:14:10,032 --> 00:14:13,338 You've been elected as president of pissing me off. 372 00:14:15,711 --> 00:14:17,380 [stammers] What is going on? 373 00:14:17,413 --> 00:14:19,251 He just fucking roasted your ass. 374 00:14:19,284 --> 00:14:20,453 Yeah, okay. Let's keep doing this. 375 00:14:20,855 --> 00:14:22,491 -Now Ms. Sanders. -Oh. 376 00:14:22,525 --> 00:14:25,997 Ms. Sanders wants people to like her so badly. 377 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:28,604 -She's one of these, uh, people pleasers. -[chuckles] 378 00:14:28,637 --> 00:14:31,075 I'll tell you how you can please people, Ms. Sanders. 379 00:14:31,108 --> 00:14:32,979 By not looking like a fucking poodle. 380 00:14:33,012 --> 00:14:35,618 -[students laughing, cheering] -[Clay] Honestly, 381 00:14:35,651 --> 00:14:38,890 how many times can one woman get norovirus, huh? 382 00:14:39,391 --> 00:14:40,426 How does he know about that? 383 00:14:40,459 --> 00:14:41,563 We have to stop this. 384 00:14:41,596 --> 00:14:42,665 He is bullying us. 385 00:14:42,698 --> 00:14:45,036 There is no stopping him now. 386 00:14:45,069 --> 00:14:47,340 He's got the mob on his side, they're, like, whipped up into a frenzy. 387 00:14:47,373 --> 00:14:48,944 Knock 'em dead, Clay! 388 00:14:48,977 --> 00:14:50,380 Let's see. Let's see. Who we got here? 389 00:14:50,413 --> 00:14:53,452 Hillridge! Coach Hillridge. Big tough guy. 390 00:14:53,485 --> 00:14:56,091 You know, the reason he never fought in the army is 391 00:14:56,124 --> 00:14:59,398 because he was medically declared the world's biggest pussy. 392 00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:00,934 -[students laughing] -Lame. 393 00:15:02,036 --> 00:15:03,473 -This sucks! -Lighten up. 394 00:15:03,507 --> 00:15:05,443 Yeah, Rick. Wait till he comes for you. 395 00:15:05,476 --> 00:15:07,447 I helped this kid get into Emory. He's not coming for me. 396 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,984 And now, Mr. Santana. 397 00:15:09,017 --> 00:15:11,021 Oh, fuck. 398 00:15:11,054 --> 00:15:12,658 How about you get yourself into college for a change, yeah? 399 00:15:12,691 --> 00:15:14,328 It's a brand-new college. 400 00:15:14,361 --> 00:15:16,031 Brand new. 401 00:15:16,064 --> 00:15:18,636 The University of Gray Haired Little Bitches. 402 00:15:19,605 --> 00:15:21,008 Dude, you were my boy. 403 00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:22,477 Seniors, we out! 404 00:15:26,653 --> 00:15:28,322 We certainly didn't expect anything like that. 405 00:15:28,355 --> 00:15:30,126 But what a captivating speech nonetheless. 406 00:15:30,159 --> 00:15:32,029 Hey, eat a dick, Professor X. 407 00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:34,536 That's not okay, Clay. 408 00:15:34,569 --> 00:15:36,606 All right, moving on. 409 00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:39,746 ..."your passion and your belief in us. The future is unwritten"... 410 00:15:39,779 --> 00:15:42,317 I used to think it was "Valevictorian." 411 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:45,489 Like with a V. Guess that's why I wasn't Valevictorian. 412 00:15:46,258 --> 00:15:47,260 [chuckles] 413 00:15:49,164 --> 00:15:51,368 Gwen, I have to tell you something. 414 00:15:51,401 --> 00:15:53,172 What's up? 415 00:15:53,205 --> 00:15:54,709 I have to do this now, or I'll never do it, you know. 416 00:15:54,742 --> 00:15:56,546 -Yeah, okay. -It's very awkward to say, 417 00:15:56,579 --> 00:15:58,149 and it's very awkward to talk about... 418 00:15:58,182 --> 00:15:59,250 -Gwen. -Yeah. 419 00:16:00,186 --> 00:16:01,723 -[Grant] Coach. Coach! -I have feelings... 420 00:16:01,756 --> 00:16:03,226 -What? What? -[Grant] You're up. 421 00:16:03,259 --> 00:16:04,762 -You're up. Yes, go, go, go. -Now? 422 00:16:04,795 --> 00:16:06,566 -Yeah. -It's okay. Tell me later. 423 00:16:09,805 --> 00:16:11,041 Yeah. 424 00:16:11,743 --> 00:16:14,047 -Rick, clap. -For this piece of shit? 425 00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:20,459 And now, the names of your graduating seniors. 426 00:16:20,928 --> 00:16:23,566 -Gwen, I have to tell you something too. -Yeah. 427 00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:26,205 This shade of lipstick on you doesn't work. 428 00:16:26,238 --> 00:16:27,273 Okay. 429 00:16:30,479 --> 00:16:32,183 Becca Yates. 430 00:16:32,216 --> 00:16:33,786 [applause, cheering] 431 00:16:34,421 --> 00:16:35,657 [whooping] 432 00:16:37,628 --> 00:16:41,068 And that is your Morrison-Hensley graduating class. 433 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,171 [cheering] 434 00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:44,775 Whoo! 435 00:16:46,278 --> 00:16:49,117 Uh, wait, it appears I forgot one name. 436 00:16:49,619 --> 00:16:55,764 Uh, is there a student here who goes by William Ulysses Marryme? 437 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:02,177 He apparently goes by a shorter name, uh, "Will U. Marryme?" 438 00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:03,580 [students laugh, murmur] 439 00:17:03,613 --> 00:17:05,049 That's me! 440 00:17:06,686 --> 00:17:08,757 Excuse me. Sorry. I'm Sorry. 441 00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:10,426 What is he doing? 442 00:17:10,459 --> 00:17:14,101 Gwen, just know that I'm here for you, okay? 443 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,302 Shit. 444 00:17:19,144 --> 00:17:21,315 -[clears throat] -Is this happening? 445 00:17:21,348 --> 00:17:24,555 Hi, everyone. Uh, my real name is Nick. 446 00:17:24,588 --> 00:17:30,366 You may know me better as the boyfriend of Ms. Sanders, or as I call her Gwen. 447 00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:33,472 -Come here. -Oh. 448 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,510 [chuckles] 449 00:17:37,313 --> 00:17:40,085 -Oh. Oh, okay, all right. -You can put them down. 450 00:17:41,589 --> 00:17:43,392 [audience exclaims] 451 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:45,731 Holy shit. 452 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:48,435 Gwendolyn Violet Sanders... 453 00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:50,808 Wow, wow, wow. 454 00:17:50,841 --> 00:17:53,145 ...will you do me the honor of helping graduate from boyfriend 455 00:17:53,913 --> 00:17:55,316 to husband? 456 00:17:57,487 --> 00:17:59,324 What you got there? Oh, it's a ring. 457 00:17:59,357 --> 00:18:00,560 -Nice. -Gwen, 458 00:18:01,729 --> 00:18:02,798 will you marry me? 459 00:18:05,202 --> 00:18:06,404 [Gwen stammers] 460 00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:08,475 [chuckles] 461 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,918 Yes. 462 00:18:12,951 --> 00:18:14,522 -[audience cheers] -She said yes! 463 00:18:14,555 --> 00:18:15,790 We're getting married! 464 00:18:24,675 --> 00:18:26,680 Shit. Sorry, sorry. I need that cap back. 465 00:18:26,713 --> 00:18:28,716 It's a rental, so it's, like, a huge fee if I don't return it. 466 00:18:29,885 --> 00:18:31,856 Happy graduation, Mr. Marquez. 467 00:18:31,889 --> 00:18:33,927 Well, Mr. Marquez, can I pen-pal you? 468 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,731 Is MySpace still a thing for you guys? 469 00:18:35,764 --> 00:18:37,802 I can send you update emails about my life in Haiti. 470 00:18:37,835 --> 00:18:40,941 -Haiti. I thought you're going to Kuwait. -To help the children. 471 00:18:40,974 --> 00:18:43,780 Oh. By the way, Mr. Marquez, I wanna thank you for all the help. 472 00:18:43,813 --> 00:18:46,185 Everyone keeps coming up to me. They loved my speech. 473 00:18:46,218 --> 00:18:48,355 Clay, what are you talking about? 474 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,728 You roasted me and my fellow teachers in front of the entire school. 475 00:18:50,761 --> 00:18:52,297 You embarrassed us. 476 00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:53,365 You know, I didn't really mean it, right? 477 00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:54,736 It was all just for laughs. 478 00:18:54,769 --> 00:18:56,472 We only roast the ones we love. 479 00:18:56,506 --> 00:18:58,275 "We roast the ones we love." That's not a real phrase. 480 00:18:58,308 --> 00:18:59,645 -Oh. -[Evan] Ugh. 481 00:18:59,678 --> 00:19:00,948 You know what, actually, I don't even care. 482 00:19:00,981 --> 00:19:02,785 'Cause you're not my student anymore. 483 00:19:02,818 --> 00:19:03,853 So... 484 00:19:09,364 --> 00:19:10,801 Oh, that's kind of sad, isn't it? 485 00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:12,470 You're not my student anymore. 486 00:19:13,272 --> 00:19:14,340 None of you are. 487 00:19:16,679 --> 00:19:19,250 -You okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. I, uh... 488 00:19:20,319 --> 00:19:23,527 I... I guess I'm just realizing I'm gonna miss you guys. 489 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,463 -We're gonna miss you too. -We're gonna miss you too, Mr. Marquez. 490 00:19:25,496 --> 00:19:26,766 I'll follow you on Facebook. 491 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,569 [Grant] What time is it, Markie? 492 00:19:29,605 --> 00:19:30,974 5:03 p.m. 493 00:19:31,007 --> 00:19:32,578 All right. Three minutes into quitting time. 494 00:19:32,611 --> 00:19:33,847 Thank you so much. 495 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,218 That's you. That's you. 496 00:19:36,251 --> 00:19:37,655 [groans] 497 00:19:37,688 --> 00:19:39,725 Another wonderful year on the books, hey, guys? 498 00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:40,828 Cheers. 499 00:19:40,861 --> 00:19:42,565 It was a great year, you know. 500 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,000 I can't believe I'm saying this, 501 00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:46,606 but I'm gonna miss these fucking kids. 502 00:19:46,639 --> 00:19:47,841 So actually, Grant. 503 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:50,714 I-I think I will take that summer school position. 504 00:19:50,747 --> 00:19:52,283 -You will? -Yeah. 505 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,722 Oh! Yes, thank you, Evan. 506 00:19:54,755 --> 00:19:56,793 Those fuck-up summer school kids are gonna be so lucky to have you. 507 00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:58,462 You really are letting loose. 508 00:19:58,495 --> 00:20:00,399 Summer time, baby. 509 00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:03,573 We're gonna have so much fun. Those rooms, they get so hot. 510 00:20:04,007 --> 00:20:05,544 And you'll meet the skunk with rabies. 511 00:20:05,577 --> 00:20:07,581 -Oscar. Oh. -[phone buzzes] 512 00:20:07,614 --> 00:20:09,351 -Malcolm? -I'll call him later. 513 00:20:09,384 --> 00:20:10,954 Is Malcolm gonna be okay with you doing summer school? 514 00:20:10,987 --> 00:20:13,794 Yeah, I'll talk to him tonight. I'm sure it's fine. 515 00:20:13,827 --> 00:20:15,898 I can't take it anymore. I got to be honest. 516 00:20:15,931 --> 00:20:17,968 Grant offered me the vice principal job, all right? 517 00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:20,741 -What? On purpose? -That's great. 518 00:20:20,774 --> 00:20:23,045 -No, it's not great. -It's okay. They're happy for you. 519 00:20:23,078 --> 00:20:24,381 You don't have to be humble. 520 00:20:24,414 --> 00:20:25,951 [Rick] Grant, you don't get it. 521 00:20:25,984 --> 00:20:27,788 I thought about your offer, and I officially decline. 522 00:20:28,222 --> 00:20:30,761 All this extra work I've been doing all year, this isn't me. 523 00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:33,065 My passion is business. 524 00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:36,038 I can't be putting all my energy into "school." Like, what the fuck is that? 525 00:20:36,071 --> 00:20:39,444 You realize that the position comes with a considerable raise? 526 00:20:39,477 --> 00:20:42,016 Look, big dogs, sometimes you gotta lose money to make money. 527 00:20:42,049 --> 00:20:43,720 That's why I lose so much money. 528 00:20:43,753 --> 00:20:44,955 You guys are idiots. 529 00:20:45,389 --> 00:20:47,427 All right, well, I can't say I'm not disappointed, 530 00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:49,364 but you take care of yourself, all right? 531 00:20:49,397 --> 00:20:50,801 I'll take it. I'll take it. 532 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,038 Position will remain empty. 533 00:20:53,071 --> 00:20:54,609 -[student] Hey, Professor X. Come get us! -Are those... Are those kids? 534 00:20:54,642 --> 00:20:55,744 Are they still here? 535 00:20:55,777 --> 00:20:57,515 Son of a bitch, little animals. 536 00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,752 -You've graduated. Go home! -[student laughing] 537 00:20:59,785 --> 00:21:01,723 So how are you feeling about the proposal? 538 00:21:01,756 --> 00:21:04,327 -[Gwen] Oh. [sighs] Um. -Excited? 539 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:07,467 Did I expect him to propose right now? No. 540 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,006 D-Do I want to marry him? Yes. 541 00:21:10,039 --> 00:21:12,845 And then it's like, how am I feeling in this moment? 542 00:21:12,878 --> 00:21:14,413 [stammers] Really good. 543 00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:17,086 Yeah, for sure. 544 00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:18,723 It's not like I... [stammers] I don't want to marry Nick, 545 00:21:18,756 --> 00:21:21,061 but like I felt like I did have to say yes. 546 00:21:21,094 --> 00:21:22,330 Well, you didn't have to. 547 00:21:22,363 --> 00:21:23,800 What choice did I have? 548 00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:25,537 I'm going to ruin graduation? I'm gonna say no? 549 00:21:25,570 --> 00:21:29,411 I'm gonna embarrass Nick after he did so much for me? 550 00:21:29,444 --> 00:21:30,747 -Right. -[Gwen] Thank you, by the way, 551 00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:32,851 for helping him set it up. 552 00:21:32,884 --> 00:21:34,522 Mr. Helpful, you know me. 553 00:21:34,555 --> 00:21:37,126 And thank you for trying to warn me earlier. 554 00:21:37,159 --> 00:21:38,729 That's what you were doing onstage, right? 555 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:40,867 -Yeah. -[Gwen] Oh, shit. 556 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,838 Nick's texting me. 557 00:21:42,871 --> 00:21:44,942 He's saying that they're not letting him return the cap and gown. 558 00:21:44,975 --> 00:21:46,512 He has a stain on it? 559 00:21:46,879 --> 00:21:48,550 Okay, now he's calling me. 560 00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:50,754 Hey, so at what point were you eating sriracha? 561 00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:51,956 [Markie] Hey, hey. 562 00:21:51,989 --> 00:21:54,595 Oh, my God, dude, she's got doubts. 563 00:21:54,628 --> 00:21:56,465 You heard that, right? 564 00:21:56,498 --> 00:21:57,868 Looks like today turned out pretty freaking well for me. 565 00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:00,373 -My guy... -[Markie] What? 566 00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:02,678 ...just because she doesn't like her fiancé doesn't mean she does like you. 567 00:22:02,711 --> 00:22:04,815 We're just gonna have to wait and see, right? 568 00:22:05,383 --> 00:22:06,920 -[Evan inhales deeply] -[Markie] Huh? 569 00:22:06,953 --> 00:22:07,988 Yeah. 570 00:22:08,723 --> 00:22:10,426 Malcolm! 571 00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:11,763 I'm back. 572 00:22:11,796 --> 00:22:13,633 [♪ "It Must Have Been Love" playing] 573 00:22:15,503 --> 00:22:20,647 ♪ Lay a whisper on my pillow ♪ 574 00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:26,625 ♪ Leave the winter On the ground ♪ 575 00:22:27,226 --> 00:22:32,971 ♪ I wake up lonely There's air of silence... ♪ 576 00:22:33,673 --> 00:22:39,952 Hey, I just read the note too, and I'm really sorry. [cries] 577 00:22:44,060 --> 00:22:46,632 But Malcolm wants me to go with him to Berlin. 578 00:22:47,768 --> 00:22:49,871 The-The-The ticket has my name on it. 579 00:22:50,405 --> 00:22:53,445 ♪ It must have been love ♪ 580 00:22:53,478 --> 00:22:56,619 ♪ But it's over now ♪ 581 00:22:56,652 --> 00:22:59,457 ♪ It must have been good ♪ 582 00:22:59,490 --> 00:23:02,631 ♪ But I lost it somehow ♪ 583 00:23:02,664 --> 00:23:05,436 ♪ It must have been love ♪ 584 00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:08,442 ♪ But it's over now ♪ 585 00:23:08,475 --> 00:23:11,181 ♪ From the moment we touched ♪ 586 00:23:11,214 --> 00:23:14,622 ♪ Till the time had run out ♪ 587 00:23:14,655 --> 00:23:17,460 -♪ It must have been love ♪ -♪ Must have been love ♪ 588 00:23:17,493 --> 00:23:20,734 -♪ But it's over now ♪ -♪ But it's over now ♪ 589 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:23,439 ♪ It must have been good ♪ 590 00:23:23,472 --> 00:23:26,612 ♪ But I lost it somehow ♪ 591 00:23:26,645 --> 00:23:29,451 -♪ It must have been love ♪ -♪ Must have been love ♪ 592 00:23:29,484 --> 00:23:32,023 ♪ But it's over now ♪ 593 00:23:32,056 --> 00:23:35,196 ♪ From the moment we touched ♪ 594 00:23:35,229 --> 00:23:37,901 ♪ Till the time had run out ♪ 595 00:23:37,934 --> 00:23:41,108 -♪ It must have been love ♪ -♪ Must have been love ♪ 596 00:23:41,141 --> 00:23:42,243 ♪ But it's over now ♪ 597 00:23:42,276 --> 00:23:44,447 [song fades]