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Okay, this is it, everyone.
We're here to have some fun! Come on!
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LANDO: Welcome aboard the Halcyon,
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the most luxurious star cruiser
in the galaxy.
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I'm Lando Calrissian, newly-appointed
ambassador of the Chandrila Star Line,
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where your journey is our privilege.
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Hey, look, guys! It's Lando! Hey, Lando!
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That's a holo-vid, Finn.
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Isn't it great?
No Stormtroopers. No TIE Fighters.
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No threat of galactic annihilation.
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It'll be an adventure.
A vacation adventure!
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It's a nice idea, buddy, but...
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Do heroes even take vacations?
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Just look at
all these activities. (LAUGHS)
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Poe, you love your activities, buddy.
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I do. I do love activities.
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Okay, first we take a private bridge tour,
followed by a holo-sabacc tournament,
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then a quick bite
in the Crown of Corellia Dining Room.
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But eat fast, because after that,
it's a brisk walk around the sun deck.
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Poe, it's a vacation.
When do we, you know, relax?
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I can schedule
five minutes of relaxing time
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in between shuffleboard and
the engineering room experience.
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-"Engineering room experience"?
-(GRUNTS)
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That's the spirit, Poe.
And here, to catch some rays, Rey.
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Hmm.
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I could use a little R and R and R.
Rest, relaxation, and reading.
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Relaxing. With a Jedi text?
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You relax your way, I relax mine.
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(SLURPING)
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-Mmm. This is pretty nice.
-They even have a spa.
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Oil baths for everyone.
Finally, we are on holiday.
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-It's not that kind of holiday.
-Let it go.
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Yeah, but it's... Letting it go.
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See? It's gonna be great. We need this.
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Especially since it's the last time
we'll all be together.
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Anyway, uh, I'll go check us in.
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Okay, people, time's wasting.
Let's get a move on.
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Where are you going?
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REY: To the sun deck.
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I'd try to talk you out of it,
but we're already behind schedule.
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Okay, Rose and Rey, you're on deck seven,
room three-o-one...
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Rey? Rose? Where'd everyone go?
Whole point was to do this all together.
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Attention, passengers.
The Halcyon is now departing Chandrila.
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You're about to go on a vacation
unlike any you've experienced.
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Strap in, baby.
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Hello, I am BV-RJ, human-cyborg libations.
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May I offer you a beverage?
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What do you recommend for someone
whose friends ditched him?
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BV-RJ: Better friends?
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I have just the drink. The Yerdua drop.
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This trip sure isn't going like I'd hoped.
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MAN: They rarely do.
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Right? I, uh... Whoa! What is in this?
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Who are you?
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Obi-Wan Kenobi. Hello, there.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi?
From the Battle of Geonosis?
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And the attack on Felucia?
And the Siege of Ryloth?
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And... I'm kind of a Clone Wars expert.
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It is an honor, sir. General.
Sir General. General Kenobi.
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No need to stand on ceremony, young Finn.
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Call me Obi-Wan.
We're on vacation after all.
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Rey once told me that past Jedi may
appear to help guide us in times of need.
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Is that why you're here?
What is it? Is it another Death Star?
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A Second Order? Is the Emperor
coming back again... again?
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No, I sensed a Jedi in need of counsel.
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Oh. Uh...
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Rey's somewhere on the ship.
But I'm not sure where.
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I'm talking about you.
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Me? Oh, I'm good. Ha!
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My friends are gone, but I'm hanging out
in an empty lounge with a Jedi ghost.
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Finn.
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Okay, I'm not good.
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My friends are gone and I'm hanging out
in an empty lounge with a Jedi ghost.
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It is a vacation, Finn.
They're enjoying themselves.
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You must learn to enjoy yourself.
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Wait, wait, wait.
What do you know about vacations?
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You're telling me the great
Obi-Wan Kenobi took a vacation? Ha!
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Well, from a certain point of view.
It was back on Tatooine.
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(JAWAS LAUGHING)
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(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(CHATTER STOPS)
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(CHATTER CONTINUES)
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Ooh! You look like you came out on the
losing end of a Bantha-milking contest.
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You don't know the half of it.
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Cup of caf?
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-(SPITS)
-(GASPS)
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Jawa Juice. Lots of ice.
And if anyone asks,
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I've been here all day.
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STORMTROOPER: There she is.
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Show us your identification, Rebel spy.
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Me? Oh, I'm no spy.
I'm on vacation with my husband.
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STORMTROOPER 1: Vacation? In Mos Eisley?
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Mos definitely.
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STORMTROOPER 1: Hmm. Identification.
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Oh. Identification. Where would I...
Dank farrik.
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Honey, did I leave our identification
at the Great Pit of Carkoon?
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Which, by the way,
is at best just an okay pit.
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I'd stay out of it.
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She'd forget her own head
if it weren't already snapped on.
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STORMTROOPER 1: Identification. Now.
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You don't need to see her identification.
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STORMTROOPER 1:
We don't need to see her identification.
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She's not the spy you're looking for.
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STORMTROOPER 2:
She's not the spy we're looking for.
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She will enjoy her trip.
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STORMTROOPER 1: Enjoy your trip.
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-Whoa. Thank you.
-Ben. My pleasure.
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Sorry I can't stay and chat, Ben.
I'm kind of in a rush.
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Seriously, don't get involved.
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Wait, uh, Miss...
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Valeria. Colvett Valeria.
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Perhaps you could use
some assistance on your spy mission.
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Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.
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And your secret is safe with me, Jedi.
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So, are you coming or what?
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My Rebel cell intercepted
a shipment of coaxium,
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but we were ambushed in Hutt Space.
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Now Jabba is selling it
back to the Empire.
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It's all going down at
Jabba's annual birthday barbecue,
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the one day a year
he opens his palace to everyone.
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Clever. Doing the deal in plain sight
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eliminates the fear
of a double-cross by either side.
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Hmm. They won't feel so clever
after we steal it back.
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What's your plan?
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-Play it cool.
-(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
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Just a married couple on vacation
having fun at a birthday barbecue.
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(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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I'll look for the coaxium, you keep watch.
And try to blend in.
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Right. (CLEARS THROAT) Okay.
Here I am, blending in.
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Ben, haven't you ever been to a party?
Or just relaxed?
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Have some food. Mingle.
Maybe you'll overhear something useful.
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Hmm, that's a... Mingle.
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(CACKLING)
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How'd the mingling go?
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I moved on to eating.
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Have you located the coaxium?
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I think so. But it's surrounded by
those Imperials and Jabba's goons.
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Somehow, I have to get to it
without them noticing.
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-Well, that sounds rather difficult.
-You don't know the half of it.
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Turns out, I've had run-ins
with some of these folks in the past.
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Them, and them, and them.
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So, pretty much everyone but that Jawa.
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Oh, no, him too.
I need to create a diversion.
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And how exactly are you going to do that?
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Oh, I'm not. You are.
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Gamorrean Girls in the key of D.
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You're going to sing.
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-Me? Sing?
-Uh-huh.
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-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-No, no, no. I don't sing. Sing?
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(SINGING) Gamorrean girls dance all night
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-Uh...
-(FEEDBACK OVER MIC)
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(SINGING) From the sands of Tatooine
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To the hills of Canto Bight?
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Come on, Ben. You gotta sell it.
Use the Force... of your personality.
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Yes, um...
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(SINGING) Gamorrean guys
get out on the floor
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It's time to get down
And go wild like a boar
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Gamorrean girls and Gamorrean guys
Move...
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There you go. Keep it up.
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Gamorrean girls and Gamorrean guys
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Fly like a ship
through the star-filled skies
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Gamorrean guys and Gamorrean girls
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Moving like you're grooving
Till you're out of this world
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OBI-WAN: (LAUGHS) Yes!
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Rodians to the floor! Come on, Rodians!
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Now the Jawas to the floor!
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JAWA: Utini!
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Gamorrean girls and Gamorrean guys
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Utini indeedy.
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Stormtroopers, report to your post.
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STORMTROOPER 1:
Hey. It's the guy from the cantina.
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The dance floor is now your post
What, what
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The dance floor is now your post
Ha, ha!
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Yeah! Let me hear the Outer Rim scream!
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-(CROWD CHEERS)
-A twin sun scream!
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Shall we proceed with the exchange?
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The Empire is willing to
compensate you for this coaxium
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in a way that will make
a fine birthday gift.
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Oh, Bounty hunters, Imperials,
you can't hide either!
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He's right. I can't hide... my moves!
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(LAUGHS)
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(SPEAKING HUTTESE)
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-I don't dance.
-(SPEAKING HUTTESE)
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Fine. But only because it's your birthday.
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(SINGING) Go, Jabba! Go, Jabba!
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To the dance floor! Shake that tail!
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Whoo-hoo!
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(ROARS)
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When I say, "Nee Jabba,"
you say, "Nobata."
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-Nee Jabba.
-Nobata!
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-Nee Jabba!
-Nobata!
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Psst! Ben! Ben! I got it!
Let's get out of here!
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What? (LAUGHS) My wife, everyone. Yes!
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We're a married couple
having fun on vacation!
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-(ALL WHOOPING)
-MAN: They make a lovely couple.
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-MAN 2: Yeah, you are!
-Wrap it up.
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(LAUGHS)
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-Thank you! Thank you, all!
-(CROWD GASPS)
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(SPEAKING HUTTESE)
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Uh-oh.
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(SPEAKING HUTTESE)
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We need to go right now.
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(JABBA YELLS IN HUTTESE)
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-Huh? (CACKLES)
-(ALARM BLARING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(ROARS)
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(GASPS)
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Halt, you Rebel scu...
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-(SCREAMS)
-(ROARING)
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(BOTH GROAN)
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(STORMTROOPERS GASP)
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Thanks, Ben.
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It appears we'll need
a new form of transport.
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There! Jabba's birthday skiff!
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Next stop, Mos Eisley Spaceport.
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-A wretched hive of scum and villainy!
-(LASERS FIRING)
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Go! Go! Go!
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Faster! Faster!
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VALERIA: It's maxed out!
Some birthday present.
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If he hits that coaxium, we're cooked.
Take him out.
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We've lost the cannon.
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(BEEPING)
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VALERIA: Do something, Ben!
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(OBI-WAN GROANS)
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(SNIFFS AND GRUNTS)
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(BOBA GRUMBLING)
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BOBA: They got away. I'm coming back.
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(JABBA SPEAKS HUTTESE)
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BOBA: Yes, fine, I'll pick up more ice!
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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Well, that's all of it.
You sure you won't come with me?
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The Rebellion needs
all the help we can get.
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Oh, I'm getting too old
for that sort of thing.
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You still got moves, old man.
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And I'm not just talking
about the Jedi stuff.
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Admit it, you had fun back there,
singing and dancing.
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Indeed, I did.
238
00:14:33,918 --> 00:14:36,209
But I have duties here.
239
00:14:38,751 --> 00:14:41,459
Thank you for being
such a great fake husband, Ben.
240
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,001
May the Force be with you, Colvett.
241
00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:51,834
Beggar's Canyon, here I come!
242
00:14:52,168 --> 00:14:54,001
Whoo-hoo!
243
00:15:00,668 --> 00:15:03,668
(SINGING) Gamorrean girls dance all night
244
00:15:03,751 --> 00:15:07,793
From the sands of Tatooine
to the hills of Canto Bight
245
00:15:07,876 --> 00:15:11,418
So, even on your time off
you just ended up doing Jedi stuff?
246
00:15:11,501 --> 00:15:14,459
I hate to break it to you,
but that was not a vacation.
247
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It was for me.
I had fun in the moment, Finn.
248
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,459
And I advise you to do the same.
249
00:15:21,543 --> 00:15:27,084
Because in my experience, one never
knows how long a moment will last.
250
00:15:30,293 --> 00:15:33,584
"Fun in the moment."
251
00:15:33,668 --> 00:15:36,293
Well, that's not gonna happen
if I'm just sitting here.
252
00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:41,168
LANDO: Welcome to our climate simulator,
253
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where you can bask
in that warm artificial sun.
254
00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:50,584
But bring plenty of lotion,
because the burn is real.
255
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:55,626
Rey! I finally found you!
You'll never guess what happened!
256
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,584
I was in the lounge by myself,
257
00:15:57,668 --> 00:16:00,709
and then Obi-Wan Kenobi,
like, appeared to me and...
258
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:07,918
Hey. Does that mean I'm now an official
Jedi or... Rey? Rey?
259
00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:14,918
Porgs. So many porgs
looking at me with their big porgy eyes.
260
00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:16,459
(SNORING)
261
00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:18,668
We'll catch up later. It's cool.
262
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:29,001
We are now approaching Scarif,
our first port of call.
263
00:16:29,084 --> 00:16:32,126
The newly restored beaches
are the perfect place
264
00:16:32,209 --> 00:16:35,584
for your friends and family
to hang out and hang ten.
265
00:16:35,668 --> 00:16:37,834
Complimentary shuttles
depart in two minutes.
266
00:16:37,918 --> 00:16:39,168
C-3PO: Master Finn!
267
00:16:39,626 --> 00:16:41,793
Threepio! Where you been?
268
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,709
C-3PO: Receiving the most glorious
oil bath.
269
00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:48,709
I had carbon scoring in ports
I didn't even know I had.
270
00:16:48,793 --> 00:16:50,001
Have you seen the others?
271
00:16:50,084 --> 00:16:54,168
-Finn! There you are.
-Hey! I was just looking for everyone.
272
00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:56,793
-Where's Poe?
-We had to ditch him.
273
00:16:56,876 --> 00:16:58,168
(GRUNTS)
274
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,168
He's been running us ragged
with his nonstop activities.
275
00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:04,709
He even booked a tour of the trash
compactor. The trash compactor!
276
00:17:05,209 --> 00:17:07,043
Hurry. Yeah, we gotta hide, before he...
277
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,459
POE: There you all are!
278
00:17:08,543 --> 00:17:10,168
... He finds us.
279
00:17:10,626 --> 00:17:12,334
POE: Pardon me, excuse me.
Sorry about that.
280
00:17:12,418 --> 00:17:13,959
Make way for the general, right?
281
00:17:14,043 --> 00:17:15,543
Seriously, please move. Excuse me.
282
00:17:15,626 --> 00:17:19,793
Guys, you bailed on the
Taste Around the Galaxy dining experience.
283
00:17:19,876 --> 00:17:22,959
Rose, Chewie, you're gonna love
these galactic cream puffs.
284
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,126
Scatter! He can't get us all.
285
00:17:25,626 --> 00:17:27,126
C-3PO: Wait for us!
286
00:17:27,584 --> 00:17:29,084
LANDO: Shuttles are now departing.
287
00:17:29,168 --> 00:17:30,501
Go have more fun!
288
00:17:30,584 --> 00:17:34,168
Hey, hey! Whoa! It's okay.
I don't care what we do,
289
00:17:34,251 --> 00:17:36,793
I just want to do it together.
290
00:17:40,876 --> 00:17:42,126
Let's get out of here.
291
00:17:42,293 --> 00:17:43,334
(GRUNTS)
292
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,543
(SIGHS) "Have fun in the moment, Finn."
293
00:17:58,376 --> 00:18:04,668
And here I am, in the moment,
having fun. Alone.
294
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,043
(SIGHS)
295
00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:12,501
(MAN BREATHING DEEPLY)
296
00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:17,418
Who are you?
297
00:18:19,876 --> 00:18:21,126
Anakin Skywalker.
298
00:18:21,418 --> 00:18:25,418
Anakin Skywalker.
This day just gets weirder and weirder.
299
00:18:25,751 --> 00:18:28,584
Let me guess, you sensed a Jedi in
trouble and wanna help.
300
00:18:28,668 --> 00:18:31,001
That's why the SkyGuy is here,
to get in with Finn.
301
00:18:31,084 --> 00:18:32,793
So, what's up?
302
00:18:33,209 --> 00:18:35,251
I planned a trip
to hang out with my friends,
303
00:18:35,334 --> 00:18:38,543
but from the moment we took off,
everything went wrong.
304
00:18:38,626 --> 00:18:41,793
First, I lose them, then I find them,
then I lose them again,
305
00:18:41,876 --> 00:18:45,626
and Obi-Wan Kenobi says
I have to have fun in the moment,
306
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,876
but here I am alone. Again.
307
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:51,376
Uh, hold up. Obi-Wan said, "Have fun"?
308
00:18:51,459 --> 00:18:53,126
(LAUGHS)
309
00:18:54,668 --> 00:18:57,751
Really? Obi-Wan? Kenobi?
310
00:18:57,834 --> 00:19:00,209
Uh-huh. But I can't even do that.
311
00:19:00,293 --> 00:19:01,626
(GROANS)
312
00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:04,084
Sand, right? It gets everywhere.
313
00:19:04,334 --> 00:19:07,209
(SIGHS) What was I thinking?
Maybe Rose was right.
314
00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:09,918
Heroes don't take vacations.
Evil sure doesn't.
315
00:19:10,001 --> 00:19:11,376
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
316
00:19:11,459 --> 00:19:12,668
You sure about that?
317
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:15,543
Right now, I'm not sure
about anything, okay?
318
00:19:15,626 --> 00:19:19,126
Except I have sand
in places sand shouldn't be.
319
00:19:19,209 --> 00:19:23,043
All right. Finn, we gotta put those
emotions in carbonite and chill, man.
320
00:19:23,126 --> 00:19:25,584
What if I told you
evil does take a vacation.
321
00:19:25,668 --> 00:19:29,709
In fact, I knew this guy who was,
like, the worst of the worst.
322
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,626
And even he took one.
323
00:19:35,418 --> 00:19:38,209
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
324
00:19:39,793 --> 00:19:41,751
(FIREWORKS EXPLODING)
325
00:19:42,459 --> 00:19:46,418
-DARTH VADER: Happy Empire Day!
-Meh.
326
00:19:46,501 --> 00:19:49,959
But this is a celebration
of the order we brought to the galaxy.
327
00:19:50,043 --> 00:19:53,501
-Uh, "We"?
-(SIGHS) You.
328
00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:58,043
Sure, it's a celebration.
For them. Down there having fun,
329
00:19:58,126 --> 00:20:02,793
shaking their stupid sparklers,
stuffing their faces with ronto wraps.
330
00:20:04,251 --> 00:20:07,918
(YELLS) I want to zap each
and every last one of you!
331
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:11,459
(ALL CHEERING)
332
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:16,209
(SIGHS) But what do I get?
The same thing every day.
333
00:20:16,293 --> 00:20:19,793
Wake up, have a light breakfast,
and then, nothing.
334
00:20:19,876 --> 00:20:23,626
No Jedi, nothing left to conquer,
nothing to do.
335
00:20:24,126 --> 00:20:29,793
Just endless bureaucratic nonsense.
I'm lucky if I even get my zaps in.
336
00:20:29,876 --> 00:20:35,126
(GASPS) Oh, look, the Senate is squabbling
over taxation of outlying trade routes.
337
00:20:35,543 --> 00:20:37,751
-What else is new?
-(MAN GROANS)
338
00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:41,001
You know the drill.
Smash it, squash it, crush it.
339
00:20:41,084 --> 00:20:43,584
Now, off you go, Tommy Two-Horns.
340
00:20:43,668 --> 00:20:44,668
(SCREAMS)
341
00:20:44,751 --> 00:20:48,751
You know, sometimes, I wish
I could just leave all of this behind.
342
00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:52,876
No one to bother you.
Not a care in the galaxy.
343
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,543
DARTH VADER: Not a care in the galaxy.
344
00:20:55,626 --> 00:20:58,668
That's it!
We're going to get you away from it all.
345
00:20:58,751 --> 00:21:00,459
And I know just the place.
346
00:21:05,293 --> 00:21:08,626
(HUMMING EMPIRE THEME)
347
00:21:08,751 --> 00:21:13,501
What did I tell you? Scarif has
the nicest beaches in the galaxy.
348
00:21:13,584 --> 00:21:14,584
Meh.
349
00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:18,418
DARTH VADER: Ah.
Perfect spot to enjoy paradise.
350
00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:22,543
Yeah, the helmet and armor
really scream "paradise."
351
00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:29,459
Get rubbing. Rubbity, rubbity. And don't
forget my shoulders. They really burn.
352
00:21:30,209 --> 00:21:31,793
(SIGHS)
353
00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,543
(LOTION SQUELCHES)
354
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:39,709
Look, nothing but empty beach. No one to
bother you, no demands on your time.
355
00:21:39,793 --> 00:21:41,793
-It's so...
-Boring.
356
00:21:42,043 --> 00:21:43,751
(DISTANT MUSIC PLAYING)
357
00:21:43,834 --> 00:21:47,418
Hey, that sounds... not boring.
358
00:21:47,918 --> 00:21:50,251
VIC: All right, put down
those lightsabers, it's time to
359
00:21:50,334 --> 00:21:54,293
Force your way onto the dance floor!
'Cause of, you know, the Force.
360
00:21:54,376 --> 00:21:55,459
Here we go!
361
00:21:55,543 --> 00:21:59,751
(SINGING) Come on out in the sun now
Come on out and have fun now
362
00:22:00,501 --> 00:22:03,126
Fly over to a place
In space
363
00:22:03,376 --> 00:22:05,543
So far, far away
364
00:22:05,709 --> 00:22:08,376
Ugh. Out of my way. You! Gah!
365
00:22:08,626 --> 00:22:11,793
Get out. Ow!
Do you have any idea who I am?
366
00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:15,376
I ought to zippity-zap that smile
right off their face.
367
00:22:18,751 --> 00:22:23,376
You know, I thought you said the beach
was empty. It's fully operational.
368
00:22:23,959 --> 00:22:27,043
Ugh. Good thing we got away
from crowded Coruscant.
369
00:22:27,959 --> 00:22:28,959
(CONTINUES SINGING)
370
00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:31,959
Oh, look, even more singing and dancing.
371
00:22:32,043 --> 00:22:34,709
Some Empire Day this turned out to be.
372
00:22:34,793 --> 00:22:37,626
We traveled halfway
across the galaxy for this?
373
00:22:37,709 --> 00:22:39,334
Well, I blame myself, really.
374
00:22:39,418 --> 00:22:42,168
You think I'd learn
not to put you in charge of anything.
375
00:22:42,251 --> 00:22:45,834
Ugh. Smells like a beached
Mon Calamari out here.
376
00:22:45,918 --> 00:22:48,751
That does it! I did this for you!
377
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:53,668
You think I want to be out in this sun?
It's like a swamp in this armor!
378
00:22:53,751 --> 00:22:57,376
-You were right. Let's go home.
-Fine.
379
00:22:58,501 --> 00:23:02,168
-Gonna be a long trip.
-Especially the way you fly.
380
00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:04,626
-Gonna blow up the beach
-(CROWD CHEERING)
381
00:23:04,709 --> 00:23:06,918
We're Vic Vankoh and the Bith Boys.
382
00:23:07,001 --> 00:23:11,584
Now, who's ready for the big
beach game competition?
383
00:23:11,668 --> 00:23:13,376
(SCOFFS) Not me.
384
00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:18,751
The winners receive two passes
to our All-You-Can-Scarif-Down buffet!
385
00:23:18,834 --> 00:23:21,793
-DARTH VADER: Ooh!
-Oh, big deal.
386
00:23:21,876 --> 00:23:26,543
-And will be declared Rulers Of The Beach!
-(GASPS)
387
00:23:26,626 --> 00:23:33,584
Ruler? Lord Vader, prepare for battle.
388
00:23:34,793 --> 00:23:35,959
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
389
00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:42,043
I'm open, I'm open.
Over here. Oh, oh, oh! Pass it to me.
390
00:23:44,876 --> 00:23:48,084
Ha! Up top. Down low.
On the flip side. (FARTS)
391
00:23:48,459 --> 00:23:49,459
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
392
00:23:53,918 --> 00:23:55,751
(HUMMING INCREDULOUSLY) Hmm?
393
00:23:56,793 --> 00:23:57,793
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
394
00:23:59,334 --> 00:24:01,459
(LAUGHS AND EXCLAIMS)
395
00:24:02,418 --> 00:24:04,459
Everybody, limbo!
396
00:24:07,918 --> 00:24:10,376
(GASPS) It burns.
397
00:24:10,459 --> 00:24:12,001
Who's next?
398
00:24:12,709 --> 00:24:17,418
(BLOWING WHISTLE)
399
00:24:18,168 --> 00:24:24,626
The winners of every single contest
and Rulers of the Beach are...
400
00:24:25,293 --> 00:24:26,751
I never got your names.
401
00:24:26,834 --> 00:24:33,001
It's Sheev. Sheev Palpa... Palpa...
Sky... Welker... Junior?
402
00:24:33,543 --> 00:24:36,501
And your friend looks awfully familiar.
403
00:24:36,626 --> 00:24:38,043
(BREATHS HEAVILY)
404
00:24:38,126 --> 00:24:39,918
Who? Him? He's no one.
405
00:24:40,001 --> 00:24:41,959
The Rulers of the Beach!
406
00:24:42,584 --> 00:24:49,543
That's right! Ruler of the Beach!
Me! Unlimited power!
407
00:24:49,793 --> 00:24:51,793
(CROWD GRUMBLING)
408
00:24:55,001 --> 00:24:56,668
(AIR HORN BLOWS)
409
00:24:58,418 --> 00:25:01,501
-What is this abomination?
-A participation trophy.
410
00:25:01,584 --> 00:25:04,001
You know, we were going for,
you know, a laidback vibe,
411
00:25:04,084 --> 00:25:07,126
'cause here on Scarif, everyone's a ruler.
412
00:25:07,209 --> 00:25:12,293
Vic, Vic, Vic, Vic, Vic, Vic.
If everyone is a ruler, then no one is.
413
00:25:12,376 --> 00:25:17,293
And if no one is a ruler,
then you have chaos! Zappity-zappity!
414
00:25:17,376 --> 00:25:19,251
Hey! It's the Emperor!
415
00:25:19,334 --> 00:25:20,709
-(CROWD SCREAMING)
-DARTH VADER: Hey!
416
00:25:20,793 --> 00:25:23,001
Hey! It's Darth Vader!
417
00:25:23,126 --> 00:25:26,626
No time for buffets.
You've got work to do. Lots of work.
418
00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:29,626
Work? But we're on vacation.
419
00:25:29,709 --> 00:25:33,709
Ah, that's the thing. This little trip
has made me realize something.
420
00:25:33,793 --> 00:25:37,668
When you do what you love,
every day is a vacation.
421
00:25:37,751 --> 00:25:41,293
Now, you're going to build
an Imperial base right here on Scarif.
422
00:25:41,376 --> 00:25:44,543
What's left of this stage
is a perfect place for barracks.
423
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:47,126
The data vault
will fill in that lovely dune.
424
00:25:47,209 --> 00:25:50,584
Oh, and, of course,
we'll put a shield gate over here,
425
00:25:50,668 --> 00:25:53,918
but the master switch way over there.
426
00:25:57,043 --> 00:26:02,418
So, Scarif just went from resort
to Imperial base back to resort.
427
00:26:02,501 --> 00:26:05,501
That's a bit of an up-and-back.
But there's an important lesson.
428
00:26:06,043 --> 00:26:07,626
The Emperor was impossible to please?
429
00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:11,001
-Well, yeah, but, no.
-Sand and armor don't mix?
430
00:26:11,084 --> 00:26:12,876
-Close.
-Don't give in to the dark side?
431
00:26:12,959 --> 00:26:17,626
Eventually. But most importantly,
you gotta find your bliss.
432
00:26:17,709 --> 00:26:18,876
Do what you love.
433
00:26:18,959 --> 00:26:20,584
What do you love to do, Finn?
434
00:26:20,668 --> 00:26:21,959
What do I love?
435
00:26:22,043 --> 00:26:25,168
Figure that out,
and you'll be made in the shade.
436
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:31,334
"Do what you love." Wait. Did you just
give me a life lesson from the Emperor?
437
00:26:31,918 --> 00:26:33,043
(MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY)
438
00:26:45,584 --> 00:26:49,918
"Enjoy your vacation while you can."
"Do what you'd love."
439
00:26:53,209 --> 00:26:54,584
Where are they?
440
00:26:55,334 --> 00:26:56,334
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
441
00:26:59,793 --> 00:27:04,209
At Chandrila Star Line, we want your
experience to be like my cape collection,
442
00:27:04,293 --> 00:27:08,501
ultra-luxurious and always in style.
443
00:27:08,584 --> 00:27:13,293
We hope you and yours
are enjoying your vacation together.
444
00:27:13,376 --> 00:27:14,626
Zip it, Lando.
445
00:27:14,709 --> 00:27:17,709
Vacation... Cation together.
Ation together.
446
00:27:20,001 --> 00:27:22,418
LEIA: Surprising how hard
that can be sometimes.
447
00:27:22,501 --> 00:27:23,501
FINN: Leia?
448
00:27:23,584 --> 00:27:26,126
That's General Organa to you.
449
00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:28,209
Right, sorry, General.
450
00:27:28,834 --> 00:27:31,793
Finn, I'm teasing. You seem a little lost.
451
00:27:31,959 --> 00:27:33,293
I'm working through some stuff.
452
00:27:33,376 --> 00:27:36,293
Like how to have fun in the moment
like Master Kenobi told me.
453
00:27:36,376 --> 00:27:39,584
Obi-Wan Kenobi said to have fun?
454
00:27:39,668 --> 00:27:41,793
(LAUGHS)
455
00:27:42,043 --> 00:27:44,751
Really? Obi-Wan? Kenobi?
456
00:27:44,834 --> 00:27:48,418
And then, Anakin Skywalker
told me to do what I love.
457
00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:52,251
I've spent more time today
with ghosts than my friends.
458
00:27:53,043 --> 00:27:56,834
No offense, General. And I'm starting
to regret even taking this trip.
459
00:27:57,376 --> 00:28:01,918
Finn, we all need to get away
every now and then. I certainly did.
460
00:28:02,001 --> 00:28:06,751
You? The war hero? The Resistance General?
461
00:28:07,251 --> 00:28:08,668
You're those things, too.
462
00:28:08,751 --> 00:28:10,418
Then why am I having such a hard time?
463
00:28:10,501 --> 00:28:15,876
Because sometimes a vacation is about
more than just having fun. A lot more.
464
00:28:15,959 --> 00:28:19,043
Let me tell you about a trip
Han and I once took.
465
00:28:19,209 --> 00:28:21,293
We had planned a final family trip
466
00:28:21,376 --> 00:28:25,001
on our way to take our son
to begin his Jedi training.
467
00:28:25,084 --> 00:28:27,793
TOUR DROID: Once a mining colony
during the Imperial era,
468
00:28:27,876 --> 00:28:32,043
Mimban is now home to many
historical attractions, including this.
469
00:28:32,126 --> 00:28:35,043
The galaxy's fourth largest ball of mud.
470
00:28:35,334 --> 00:28:38,959
This is where Chewie and I first met.
Isn't this great, Ben?
471
00:28:39,043 --> 00:28:43,334
Great? When a bunch of Stormtroopers
threw you in a pit for him to eat you?
472
00:28:43,418 --> 00:28:46,209
-(BELLOWS)
-Yeah. Good times.
473
00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:47,501
(SIGHS)
474
00:28:47,834 --> 00:28:52,168
TOUR DROID: Now, please, follow me to see
the galaxy's third largest ball of mud.
475
00:28:53,584 --> 00:28:55,918
Hey, what do you think, pal?
Pretty cool, huh?
476
00:28:56,001 --> 00:28:57,001
You want a T-shirt?
477
00:29:00,126 --> 00:29:04,001
(SIGHS) No offense, Dad, but when you said
we were gonna make a "fun stop,"
478
00:29:04,084 --> 00:29:06,793
I assumed it would actually be fun.
479
00:29:07,501 --> 00:29:09,459
Who doesn't think this is fun?
480
00:29:09,584 --> 00:29:14,084
C-3PO: (GASPING) I'm... I'm stuck!
481
00:29:14,209 --> 00:29:16,043
(R2-D2 BEEPING)
482
00:29:16,251 --> 00:29:18,918
Does Ben realize how lucky he is?
483
00:29:19,001 --> 00:29:22,709
I never had family vacations growing up.
Or a family.
484
00:29:22,793 --> 00:29:25,209
Oh, he's getting older, Han.
485
00:29:25,293 --> 00:29:28,209
He doesn't wanna slosh around
in his father's memories.
486
00:29:28,293 --> 00:29:30,501
He wants his own adventures.
487
00:29:30,584 --> 00:29:31,793
His own adventures.
488
00:29:32,876 --> 00:29:35,834
(C-3PO EXCLAIMS AND SCREAMS)
489
00:29:36,168 --> 00:29:37,918
(R2-D2 SCREAMS)
490
00:29:41,293 --> 00:29:43,584
Chewie, set a course for Endor.
491
00:29:43,668 --> 00:29:45,001
(BELLOWS)
492
00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:49,043
Han, what did I say about not making Ben
slosh around in your memories?
493
00:29:49,501 --> 00:29:52,751
I'm not. It's this fancy new resort.
494
00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:57,209
It'll be fun family bonding.
What do you say, Son?
495
00:29:57,709 --> 00:29:59,834
Dad! You know what would be really fun?
496
00:29:59,918 --> 00:30:01,751
If I flew us there.
497
00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:07,293
Fly the Falcon?
Uh, maybe someday when you're older.
498
00:30:07,376 --> 00:30:09,626
Oh, you never let me do anything.
499
00:30:13,501 --> 00:30:15,293
You flew at his age.
500
00:30:15,376 --> 00:30:20,626
Speeders and swoops.
And I crashed. A lot. He isn't ready.
501
00:30:21,043 --> 00:30:23,459
Is it possible that you're not ready?
502
00:30:23,959 --> 00:30:28,126
I'm ready. I'm so ready.
Not ready for what?
503
00:30:28,709 --> 00:30:30,668
To let him go.
504
00:30:31,709 --> 00:30:33,668
(BELLOWS)
505
00:30:34,084 --> 00:30:36,418
All right. Endor, here we come.
506
00:30:39,459 --> 00:30:41,959
Not quite what I had in mind.
507
00:30:45,668 --> 00:30:47,209
But we'll make the best of it.
508
00:30:48,126 --> 00:30:49,126
(SIGHS)
509
00:30:49,209 --> 00:30:52,334
Hey, maybe we can
take a ride together, buddy.
510
00:30:53,001 --> 00:30:54,001
(GRUNTS)
511
00:30:54,084 --> 00:30:56,751
(SCOFFS) Can't we just go to Uncle Luke's?
512
00:30:56,834 --> 00:31:00,418
Ben's right, Han.
This place is seriously rundown.
513
00:31:00,709 --> 00:31:04,626
We prefer the term
"Ewok rustic," Your Highness.
514
00:31:04,959 --> 00:31:07,834
Welcome to the Lake Villages of Endor.
515
00:31:07,918 --> 00:31:12,834
I'm Wick Cooper.
Intergalactic bon vivant and proprietor.
516
00:31:12,918 --> 00:31:15,709
But, please, call me Mr. Cooper.
517
00:31:15,793 --> 00:31:18,626
And let me say how thrilled we are
518
00:31:18,709 --> 00:31:24,293
to have the esteemed Organa-Solos
as our guests. Luxury awaits.
519
00:31:24,376 --> 00:31:26,168
C-3PO: Oh, my!
520
00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:28,501
-And I see you've found Lake Ewok.
-(C-3PO SCREAMS)
521
00:31:37,876 --> 00:31:39,668
-Your eyes okay, kid?
-(GASPS)
522
00:31:39,751 --> 00:31:42,876
You look like you've been staring into
a twin sun solar eclipse.
523
00:31:42,959 --> 00:31:43,959
I... Um...
524
00:31:45,043 --> 00:31:49,751
This is my daughter, Sidero.
Say hello to our guests, princess.
525
00:31:49,834 --> 00:31:54,418
Dad, don't call me...
Princess Leia Organa! What an honor.
526
00:31:54,501 --> 00:31:57,501
Hi, Sidero. This is Han, and Chewbacca.
527
00:31:57,584 --> 00:32:00,126
-(R2-D2 BEEPS)
-Whoa! R2-D2?
528
00:32:01,584 --> 00:32:03,501
And I am C-3PO, human...
529
00:32:03,584 --> 00:32:05,751
You didn't tell me
they were staying with us.
530
00:32:05,834 --> 00:32:09,001
This is so cool!
Oh, and can I have some credits?
531
00:32:09,084 --> 00:32:11,168
I'm meeting Mahlnor
at the Admiral Snack Bar.
532
00:32:11,584 --> 00:32:14,668
-It's a... It's a...
-I'm not saying it.
533
00:32:14,751 --> 00:32:16,501
It's a snack! (LAUGHS)
534
00:32:16,584 --> 00:32:22,293
Of course, my little porgie-pie.
Hey, why don't you show Ben the beach?
535
00:32:22,543 --> 00:32:25,001
Uh, me? Go with her?
536
00:32:25,084 --> 00:32:27,793
Whoa! He speaks. Come on, kid.
537
00:32:28,959 --> 00:32:30,626
What about the speeder-bike?
538
00:32:33,001 --> 00:32:35,418
He may have other interests.
539
00:32:36,418 --> 00:32:38,751
Maybe later. Have fun.
540
00:32:38,834 --> 00:32:45,334
Now, to the reception desk, milady.
And, my guy.
541
00:32:47,626 --> 00:32:50,168
I can't believe your mom
is the Leia Organa.
542
00:32:50,459 --> 00:32:54,418
She is so wizard!
Your life must be so exciting.
543
00:32:54,501 --> 00:32:56,126
Have you flown the Millennium Falcon?
544
00:32:56,209 --> 00:32:58,668
Of course he has. Haven't you, Ben?
545
00:32:58,751 --> 00:33:00,084
Uh, actually...
546
00:33:00,168 --> 00:33:04,418
You ladies see me out there?
I just set a new Lake Ewok speed record.
547
00:33:04,834 --> 00:33:06,459
(SCOFFS) Who's the mouse droid?
548
00:33:06,543 --> 00:33:09,584
Lay off, Rad. This is Ben Solo.
549
00:33:09,668 --> 00:33:12,709
He was just about to tell us what it's
like to fly the Millennium Falcon.
550
00:33:12,793 --> 00:33:14,918
Pff! This little womp rat?
551
00:33:15,293 --> 00:33:16,918
(GLUGS)
552
00:33:18,543 --> 00:33:21,001
He couldn't even reach the controls,
much less fly.
553
00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:23,251
I fly the Falcon all the time.
554
00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:27,001
Just because your last name is Solo,
it doesn't mean you're a pilot.
555
00:33:27,084 --> 00:33:29,251
Oh, yeah? I'll prove it.
556
00:33:31,459 --> 00:33:34,709
Solo? More like "so low."
557
00:33:34,793 --> 00:33:40,084
Get it? "So low." Low. 'Cause he's short.
558
00:33:40,168 --> 00:33:41,876
(LAUGHS OBNOXIOUSLY)
559
00:33:41,959 --> 00:33:44,543
So low. So good.
560
00:33:46,626 --> 00:33:50,543
And this the nav computer.
Hyperdrive systems status...
561
00:33:50,626 --> 00:33:52,626
Please, don't sit in my dad's seat.
562
00:33:52,709 --> 00:33:54,418
And you can't touch his dice.
563
00:33:54,501 --> 00:33:56,043
(POWERING UP)
564
00:33:56,418 --> 00:33:58,251
And you definitely can't touch the...
565
00:33:58,668 --> 00:34:01,751
-Strap in, moof-milkers!
-...controls!
566
00:34:01,834 --> 00:34:03,709
Oh, yeah!
567
00:34:08,584 --> 00:34:12,126
This is an awfully long walk
to get to the reception desk.
568
00:34:13,334 --> 00:34:14,959
Oh, it's not much further.
569
00:34:15,043 --> 00:34:20,126
I have to say, when I saw your names
on the guest list, I was intrigued.
570
00:34:20,751 --> 00:34:22,084
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
571
00:34:22,168 --> 00:34:26,293
You're right, Chewie. We haven't
seen one Ewok since we got here.
572
00:34:26,376 --> 00:34:29,168
Count your blessings. Ewoks, ugh!
573
00:34:29,376 --> 00:34:30,709
They may seem cute and cuddly,
574
00:34:30,793 --> 00:34:33,918
but they're actually
vicious little monsters.
575
00:34:34,001 --> 00:34:38,459
In fact, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about! (YELPS)
576
00:34:38,876 --> 00:34:42,126
Blast it! Oh, you see? Monsters.
577
00:34:42,209 --> 00:34:44,876
But you're not gonna push me
around anymore, you little creeps.
578
00:34:44,959 --> 00:34:46,709
Look who's on my side now.
579
00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:48,084
(LAUGHS)
580
00:34:48,168 --> 00:34:49,918
(EWOK GRUNTS)
581
00:34:51,709 --> 00:34:57,168
Yeah-huh. That's right. Leia Organa
and Han Solo. Heroes of the Rebellion.
582
00:34:57,251 --> 00:34:59,043
Besties with Wick Cooper.
583
00:34:59,418 --> 00:35:02,084
-(CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
-Hey, we know these fuzzballs.
584
00:35:02,793 --> 00:35:03,793
(WHOOPING EXCITEDLY)
585
00:35:03,876 --> 00:35:05,418
Wicket? Wicket!
586
00:35:09,084 --> 00:35:10,626
C-3PO: Whoa, whoa!
587
00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:17,709
I am once again a golden god.
You may proceed with the worshipping.
588
00:35:18,501 --> 00:35:20,043
What's going on, Wick?
589
00:35:20,126 --> 00:35:23,709
Yeah. I'm starting to think
this isn't the reception desk.
590
00:35:24,668 --> 00:35:28,668
I might have had an ulterior motive
bringing you out here.
591
00:35:28,751 --> 00:35:32,209
You know, it seems the locals haven't
been exactly quote-unquote thrilled
592
00:35:32,293 --> 00:35:35,376
with my resort, and, you know,
they're trying to muscle me out.
593
00:35:35,459 --> 00:35:38,334
You know, the ush, throwing rocks,
594
00:35:38,418 --> 00:35:41,584
log-rolling the tents,
threatening to eat my guests.
595
00:35:41,668 --> 00:35:44,168
So, I thought if someone
of your stature talked to them,
596
00:35:44,251 --> 00:35:45,751
that maybe they would back off.
597
00:35:45,834 --> 00:35:49,543
And now that I see you are all friends...
598
00:35:50,876 --> 00:35:55,209
I don't know. Real estate disputes
aren't exactly our area of expertise.
599
00:35:55,293 --> 00:35:57,376
Besides, it was their moon first.
600
00:35:57,459 --> 00:36:01,334
I know, but a guy gets a little unlucky,
makes a bad deal?
601
00:36:01,418 --> 00:36:03,209
Gets out over his skiffs?
602
00:36:03,293 --> 00:36:05,834
-I kind of relate.
-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Uh...
603
00:36:05,918 --> 00:36:09,793
Your Highness? I hate to be pushy,
but could we move this along?
604
00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:12,584
I hope Ben's vacation
is going better than ours.
605
00:36:12,834 --> 00:36:15,251
(BEN SCREAMING)
606
00:36:18,251 --> 00:36:20,209
Oh, yeah!
607
00:36:20,293 --> 00:36:23,418
Oh, this isn't wizard at all.
I wanna go home.
608
00:36:23,501 --> 00:36:25,084
Do something, Ben.
609
00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:28,251
(SPEAKING EWOKESE)
610
00:36:28,334 --> 00:36:31,001
WICK: What did he say?
Sorry, I'm not fluent in varmint.
611
00:36:31,084 --> 00:36:33,543
C-3PO: I'm a little rusty
in their dialect,
612
00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:37,876
but I believe he called you
a "slimy, sludge-swilling scoundrel."
613
00:36:38,001 --> 00:36:39,001
(GASPS)
614
00:36:39,084 --> 00:36:45,501
How dare you, sir? You're the ones who
invite people to a barbecue to eat them.
615
00:36:45,626 --> 00:36:47,293
(SPEAKS EWOKESE)
616
00:36:48,876 --> 00:36:50,543
You're only proving my point!
617
00:36:52,334 --> 00:36:57,876
Good news. Problem solved. The Ewoks
agree to back off on one condition.
618
00:36:58,126 --> 00:37:02,126
-Absolutely anything.
-If you go into business together.
619
00:37:02,209 --> 00:37:05,334
I would be happy to bring them on.
620
00:37:05,418 --> 00:37:07,709
Wick and Wicket's.
It has a nice ring to it.
621
00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:10,293
Aah! Fine, yeah, yeah. Wicket and Wick's.
622
00:37:12,584 --> 00:37:13,584
Ben.
623
00:37:13,668 --> 00:37:16,418
-What? What's the matter?
-Our son is in trouble.
624
00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:18,126
How do you know?
625
00:37:18,209 --> 00:37:19,543
(RUMBLING)
626
00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:23,501
I know.
627
00:37:23,751 --> 00:37:25,376
Bring it down, Rad!
628
00:37:25,459 --> 00:37:28,626
I think you said, "Bring it up." Engaging.
629
00:37:28,709 --> 00:37:30,668
Whoo!
630
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:35,251
-Hello?
-Put my son on!
631
00:37:35,334 --> 00:37:40,626
-It's for you.
-Ben, are you okay? What was that?
632
00:37:40,709 --> 00:37:43,751
Why did you fly us into an asteroid field?
633
00:37:43,834 --> 00:37:45,043
I didn't mean to!
634
00:37:45,126 --> 00:37:47,001
C-3PO: Asteroid field?
635
00:37:47,084 --> 00:37:50,543
There are no known asteroid fields
around Endor. Must be...
636
00:37:50,626 --> 00:37:52,001
BOTH: Death Star debris.
637
00:37:52,084 --> 00:37:54,251
HAN: Don't worry.
We're gonna get you home safe.
638
00:37:54,334 --> 00:37:57,668
-How?
-I don't know.
639
00:37:58,751 --> 00:38:01,959
Han, it's time to let go.
640
00:38:03,126 --> 00:38:06,001
Ben, you're going to fly the Falcon.
641
00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:07,168
I am?
642
00:38:07,418 --> 00:38:11,334
C-3PO: Sir, the chances of a child
successfully navigating a debris field
643
00:38:11,418 --> 00:38:15,376
are approximately 5,738,000 to...
644
00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:18,334
Never tell my son the odds.
You got this, Ben.
645
00:38:19,876 --> 00:38:22,334
-Out of my way, mouse droid.
-(SHRIEKS)
646
00:38:22,959 --> 00:38:26,418
Okay, first, put all power
to the front deflector shields.
647
00:38:26,501 --> 00:38:27,959
Those switches up there.
648
00:38:28,793 --> 00:38:31,584
And next, you might be able to blast
some of the debris away.
649
00:38:31,668 --> 00:38:33,751
Can you get someone on the laser cannons?
650
00:38:34,834 --> 00:38:35,918
On it.
651
00:38:36,751 --> 00:38:38,293
Okay. Now what?
652
00:38:38,376 --> 00:38:40,751
You're a Solo. Now, you fly.
653
00:38:43,251 --> 00:38:44,418
Mahlnor, you're up!
654
00:38:47,293 --> 00:38:48,334
MAHLNOR: I got it!
655
00:38:48,418 --> 00:38:50,626
Great, kid. Don't get cocky.
656
00:38:53,793 --> 00:38:54,834
SIDERO: Look out, Ben!
657
00:38:55,334 --> 00:38:57,209
(ALL SCREAMING)
658
00:39:08,668 --> 00:39:09,918
Yahoo!
659
00:39:10,084 --> 00:39:12,209
HAN: I couldn't have done it
any better myself.
660
00:39:15,043 --> 00:39:17,834
Are they, uh, definitely okay?
661
00:39:17,918 --> 00:39:19,668
(SIGHS IN RELIEF) Absolutely.
662
00:39:19,751 --> 00:39:22,084
Then, could somebody cut me down?
663
00:39:22,168 --> 00:39:24,626
Because the blood is rushing to my head.
664
00:39:29,584 --> 00:39:31,584
(GRUNTS)
665
00:39:32,834 --> 00:39:36,126
C-3PO: Artoo, thank the stars
you are safe.
666
00:39:37,126 --> 00:39:38,501
Oh, cool, a barbecue!
667
00:39:42,209 --> 00:39:45,334
Oh, my sweet little girl. (KISSING)
668
00:39:45,876 --> 00:39:51,709
Oh, Daddy is so glad his brave little
porgie-worgie pie is okay.
669
00:39:51,793 --> 00:39:56,126
-Dad, everyone's watching.
-I don't care.
670
00:39:56,418 --> 00:39:58,418
(CHEWBACCA BELLOWS)
671
00:39:58,501 --> 00:40:00,668
Thanks, Chewie. (LAUGHS)
672
00:40:04,334 --> 00:40:08,293
Ben! You were amazing up there
with the lasers, and the blasting.
673
00:40:08,376 --> 00:40:10,543
And the turning in the... Oh, my gosh.
674
00:40:10,626 --> 00:40:12,293
Oh, it was nothing.
675
00:40:13,293 --> 00:40:14,501
See you around, Ben.
676
00:40:14,584 --> 00:40:17,084
-(LAUGHING)
-(R2-D2 WHISTLES)
677
00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:21,876
-Best vacation ever!
-(R2-D2 BEEPS)
678
00:40:39,751 --> 00:40:41,209
(BELLOWS)
679
00:40:41,293 --> 00:40:43,459
I'll miss you, too, Chewie.
680
00:40:45,918 --> 00:40:48,043
You're going to love lightsaber training.
681
00:40:48,126 --> 00:40:51,418
Try not to lose a hand.
It's kind of a thing in our family.
682
00:40:51,501 --> 00:40:54,543
-Okay, Mom.
-We love you so much.
683
00:40:55,084 --> 00:40:57,251
You flew the Falcon
through a debris field,
684
00:40:57,334 --> 00:40:59,459
saved the day, and got your first kiss.
685
00:40:59,543 --> 00:41:00,543
Dad.
686
00:41:00,626 --> 00:41:03,709
I'm just saying,
the trip wasn't all bad, right?
687
00:41:04,084 --> 00:41:07,709
-I guess not.
-Well, I guess this is it.
688
00:41:08,084 --> 00:41:10,543
-Yeah.
-You listen to your Uncle Luke.
689
00:41:10,834 --> 00:41:11,834
I will.
690
00:41:14,959 --> 00:41:18,501
Son? I love you.
691
00:41:19,793 --> 00:41:20,793
I know.
692
00:41:31,876 --> 00:41:33,834
-FINN: Was it hard?
-Was what hard?
693
00:41:33,918 --> 00:41:34,959
Saying goodbye.
694
00:41:35,418 --> 00:41:40,293
It was the hardest. But it was also time.
Why do you ask?
695
00:41:40,376 --> 00:41:43,376
'Cause I'm starting to realize that
I don't know if I can do it.
696
00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:45,459
We're all about to go our separate ways.
697
00:41:45,543 --> 00:41:48,376
Rey is headed to the Unknown Regions
to search for Jedi temples.
698
00:41:48,459 --> 00:41:51,709
Poe's training new X-Wing pilots.
Rose is off to lead relief missions,
699
00:41:51,793 --> 00:41:54,668
and I'm gonna scour the galaxy
for others like me.
700
00:41:54,751 --> 00:41:56,668
Others who are strong in the Force.
701
00:41:56,751 --> 00:41:58,709
Who knows when
we'll all be together again?
702
00:41:58,793 --> 00:42:01,501
Perhaps that's why this trip
has been so difficult.
703
00:42:01,584 --> 00:42:03,501
-For all of you.
-All of us?
704
00:42:03,584 --> 00:42:07,334
Is it possible that none of you
are ready to say goodbye?
705
00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:13,459
Finn, a wise Jedi once told me,
"No one's ever really gone."
706
00:42:15,084 --> 00:42:16,293
Thank you, General.
707
00:42:18,126 --> 00:42:21,834
-C-3PO: Oh, there is Master Finn.
-We've been looking all over for you.
708
00:42:21,918 --> 00:42:24,626
-FINN: And I've been looking for you.
-We're sorry, buddy.
709
00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:25,834
For what?
710
00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:28,501
You arranged this amazing vacation
for us to be together,
711
00:42:28,584 --> 00:42:31,668
but we all went off
and did our own things.
712
00:42:32,168 --> 00:42:36,668
That's okay. I realized I planned this
trip because I was avoiding something.
713
00:42:36,751 --> 00:42:38,043
Saying goodbye.
714
00:42:38,126 --> 00:42:39,126
He's right.
715
00:42:39,209 --> 00:42:41,709
-I've been feeling it, too.
-This trip is the end.
716
00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:44,626
Exactly.
But a trip isn't about the destination.
717
00:42:44,709 --> 00:42:48,626
It's about the journey. Enjoying
the moments for as long as they last.
718
00:42:48,709 --> 00:42:51,459
Oh, no. Don't you do it.
Don't go mushy on me.
719
00:42:51,543 --> 00:42:53,043
Remember how we first met?
720
00:42:53,126 --> 00:42:55,793
FN-2187.
That's the only name they ever gave me.
721
00:42:55,876 --> 00:42:58,793
Well, I ain't using it. I'm gonna
call you Finn. Is that all right?
722
00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:00,751
You gave me a name, Poe.
723
00:43:00,834 --> 00:43:03,751
Oh, you did it. You went mushy on me.
724
00:43:04,459 --> 00:43:06,168
(BLOWS NOSE)
725
00:43:08,418 --> 00:43:10,751
And, Rey, remember
the marketplace on Jakku?
726
00:43:11,626 --> 00:43:13,334
-(GRUNTS)
-(COUGHS)
727
00:43:15,626 --> 00:43:16,626
Follow me.
728
00:43:17,751 --> 00:43:23,501
You gave me purpose, Rey.
And, Rose, you gave me hope.
729
00:43:23,584 --> 00:43:24,709
Why would you stop me?
730
00:43:24,793 --> 00:43:28,751
I saved you. That's how we win.
Saving what we love.
731
00:43:31,418 --> 00:43:34,668
I've been told that you have to
do what you love.
732
00:43:34,751 --> 00:43:38,751
Well, I've loved fighting alongside
all of you. I'm gonna miss that.
733
00:43:38,834 --> 00:43:42,209
I didn't want to admit it to myself,
but I never wanted those feelings to end.
734
00:43:42,293 --> 00:43:44,084
That's why I planned this trip.
735
00:43:44,168 --> 00:43:48,168
But with the memories we've shared,
well, no one's ever really gone.
736
00:43:50,459 --> 00:43:56,334
Hey! The trip's just getting started.
Oh! I know what we should do now.
737
00:43:56,418 --> 00:44:01,293
-Better not be a trash compactor.
-Group hug? Come on.
738
00:44:01,376 --> 00:44:05,834
C-3PO: This is really
quite pleasant. Chewbacca!
739
00:44:05,918 --> 00:44:08,334
-(CHEWBACCA BELLOWS)
-No, Chewie. That hug's perfect.
740
00:44:08,918 --> 00:44:13,501
We hope you are enjoying your adventure
aboard the Halcyon.
741
00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:19,501
Although every trip must eventually end,
the memories never do.
742
00:44:19,584 --> 00:44:25,959
So, we thank you, for joining us,
and may the Force be with you.
743
00:44:31,334 --> 00:44:33,334
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)