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[Bob Saget] ♪ The boys in the stables
Were shoveling up ♪
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♪ Contents of stables
Left after the hunt ♪
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♪ The car man was feeling a nice piece
Of straw from the stables ♪
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♪ Cleaning the walls ♪
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♪ In came the dear maid to play with his
dog In the dairy where she did belong ♪
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♪ If you think this is dirty
You're fucking well wrong ♪
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[applause]
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Look at these guys.
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Everybody's here.
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I'm uh, I'm Bob's friend,
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and I've had the honor of-- well, I--
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one of his best friends
for 35 years.
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I've put together a little video, so you
could sort of see Bob's whole life.
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And, uh... and we'll play it for you.
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[cheers, applause]
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[Don Rickles] ♪ I'll trade you
Laughter for love ♪
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My mom is Gumby, my dad is Pokey,
and I'm Mr. Potato Head, so...
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♪ I'll trade you one for the other ♪
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♪ Laughter for love ♪
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♪ What can you lose? ♪
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♪ Some madness for mirth ♪
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♪ And for whatever it's worth ♪
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♪ Whether you like it or not... ♪
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A hole cut out around the mouth.
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♪ I'll give you all that I've got ♪
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There's this new doll out.
It's half-man, half-woman.
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It's called G.I. Don't Know.
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♪ I'll trade you sunlight for gold ♪
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♪ One shines as bright as the other ♪
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♪ Love is pure gold ♪
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♪ And laughter the sunlight ♪
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♪ This is my life ♪
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♪ For all of my life ♪
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♪ And you are part
Of this life I live ♪
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You like me
And I like you
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You know why?
I'm the rhyming Jew!
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♪ I swear that it's true ♪
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I used to suck dick
for coke.
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♪ I love to do what I do ♪
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I asked to meet her nipples.
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♪ To share this laughter I give ♪
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♪ For just a little love ♪
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♪ From you ♪
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You've been real nice.
I've had a good time.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you.
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Bob Saget, huh?
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[cheers, applause]
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I've been saying that I'm not ready
to say goodbye to him,
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but I just can't--
I can't.
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It just doesn't seem real to me.
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I refuse to do it.
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But I see him out there,
still doing what he did best.
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I see him on that stage, killing it.
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Another two-hour set.
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He gets a standing ovation,
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brings out his guitar,
does one of his funny songs,
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he gets an encore,
another encore, another encore.
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All of us would really like
another encore from Bob tonight.
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And he leaves the club
and he calls his beautiful wife, Kelly.
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Says "I'm coming.
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I'm gonna go to the hotel,
then I'm coming home, and I miss you."
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And she says, "I miss you."
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And he says,
"There's a picture that I wanna post.
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Will you fix it up?"
And he sends it to her
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and she looks at it
and she says,
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"You don't need to fix it up.
You're so handsome."
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And he gets back to the hotel,
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and he puts his head on the pillow,
and he-- and he misses us.
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And he dreams
of seeing us all again one day.
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And he's smiling.
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I know he's smiling,
because just two hours earlier,
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he killed it on stage,
and that's what made him so happy.
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That's the way I still think of...
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Kelly, do you wanna come up?
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And... these guys'll be funny.
We'll play some music.
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[applause]
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Keep it short.
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All right, guys, seriously?
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-Bob would be smiling so much right now.
-A lot of people wanna go on.
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He would be laughing and loving this
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because never did he think that I would be
on stage at The Comedy Store,
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being backed up by Jim Carey
and Chris Rock, so... So.
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The Pips.
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I know.
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I was not-- In a million years,
this is not what I was expecting.
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-Um--
-And you too, Jeff Ross.
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Oh yeah, and Jeff Ross.
And I get to follow Jackson Browne.
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You didn't recognize him
without the reservoir tip.
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God damn!
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I'm following Jackson Browne
and John Mayer.
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Thank you for the lineup, Mike Binder.
Thank you.
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Um, so, Bob loved being a comedian.
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He loved it more than anything.
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He truly loved being a comedian.
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He loved growing up on this stage.
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On these stages right here.
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And he would bring me here all the time,
and he would love taking me on "the tour."
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The tour of The Comedy Store,
and he loved-- he would get so excited,
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and he would beam and say "Come on, honey,
I'm gonna show you around,
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and I'm gonna show you behind the scenes
of all the crazy shit
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that went on here
all the years.
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And all the places
that people did coke in the '80s."
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And... that was-- there were a lot
of stops on the tour about that.
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And then, he would just think
about how he loved being a part of this.
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And he...
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The most important thing to him
was belonging to this club, to this group,
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to being a comedian.
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He just loved funny people
and he loved being around them.
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He loved everything about it
and I know he would be--
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He is so honored right now.
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He would love this.
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I know he's looking down
and he's so happy.
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I'm just so grateful-- the girls and I,
we're all so grateful
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for all of you who have always shown up
for him and supported him,
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and most importantly,
made him laugh.
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And loved him all these years.
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Because Bob deserved
all of the love in the world, so...
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And I loved him
more than anything,
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so, thank you all very much.
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[applause]
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How 'bout a hand for Kelly,
everybody?
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Her family's here.
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[cheers, applause]
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How 'bout a hand
for Jim Carey's jacket?
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It was willed to him
from Joan Rivers.
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Tagged me on the way over here.
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You look fantastic.
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We have a band.
Can we do some--
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Can I talk over some--
vibe over some blues?
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-Oh wow.
-Yeah.
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You're just like a jazz guy now.
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Why not?
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-I mean, I've been sad for--
-That was Bob's whole life, by the way.
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--weeks already.
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I'm gonna choose to be happy
for the next couple hours.
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This is not a sad blues necessarily but,
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when you got musicians like this--
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♪ Tell 'em about Bobby ♪
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♪ Tell about how Bobby run ♪
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♪ I woke up this morning ♪
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♪ I put on my grandma's winter coat ♪
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He made the people smile
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You know a lot of people might not
know this but John Mayer is here,
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and John Mayer
very, very, very generously
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hired a private jet
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to fly Bob's body home
from where he died.
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But you might not know,
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he also hired the Goodyear blimp
to fly Louie Anderson's body home.
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♪ I got the Bob Saget Blues ♪
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And it's not like we didn't love Bob.
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-We loved Bob.
-It's not a question of loving Bob.
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-We loved him.
-It's not a question of loving Louie.
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The question is who's next?
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My money's on Jeff.
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You think I like looking
like Bruce Willis if he'd died hard?
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Jim, you think I don't know I look like
if Amazon sold a Jeff Bezos blow-up doll?
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All I know is I don't feel safe
with you around.
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Unless you put a lambskin on that.
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You saying I look like a penis?
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Last time I saw something like that,
I was shaking the drops.
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♪ I got the Bob Saget Blues ♪
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You know one time,
Bob gave me some advice early on.
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What was that advice, Jim?
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He said...
"Young man,"
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Whenever he gave advice,
he talked like an old Native American.
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He said "Young man,
the storms may be brutal,
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and the winter may be harsh,
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but always remember:
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you will be fine,
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if you turn your wheel
in the direction of the skid."
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And it was good advice.
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♪ Tell 'em about Bobby ♪
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♪ Tell 'em how Bobby rocked ♪
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Chris? Tell 'em.
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I think it's sad that the motherfucker
had to die to get Jim Carey back on stage.
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I only come out on sad occasions.
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If this is the only way
we're gonna see you perform,
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I'm gonna kill Eddie Murphy
next week.
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[laughter]
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Woo!
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♪ Tell 'em about Bobby ♪
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♪ Tell 'em how Bobby run ♪
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I think Bob is more popular now
than he ever has been, right now.
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He's America's dad--
that's not a convicted rapist.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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"My Dog Licked My Balls"
just went to number one.
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You know, Bob, uh, like Bill Cosby,
was from Philadelphia,
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but Bob, um, put people
to sleep the old-fashioned way.
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By doing his act.
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He would've loved the outpouring
of support
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from all over the world
that he's gotten.
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He would've loved it.
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And let's face it, somebody had to knock
that cunt Betty White off the Internet.
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Ninety-nine years old.
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And I told her, I said "Betty--"
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I talked to her a month ago.
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I said, "Do not go
to that Travis Scott concert."
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She said, "I have to go, I promised Travis
I'd be in the front row."
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Ninety-nine problems
and a breath ain't one.
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But Bob wasn't something
that was taken away from us.
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He was something
that was given to us.
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And one day...
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when the laughs
had hit a certain amount...
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he just unzipped his human suit,
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and he went for a ride.
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And he's floating around right now.
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Probably right through this room
at this very moment, flanked by angels.
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And they're saying "You made people laugh.
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You made people feel loved.
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And you made people money."
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You created a cathedral of fucking love
in this world.
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And that was your life, Bob Saget.
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A cathedral of love,
a cathedral of laughter.
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Goodness. Light.
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-♪ I got the Bob Saget-- ♪
-I think I just had a "joygasm."
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Bob's message was love.
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He told everybody he loved them.
Everybody in here probably--
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Let's pump some gratitude into this room
for Bob Saget.
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Everybody in here probably thinks
Bob was their best friend,
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and he probably was.
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Every one of them thinks
he was their best friend.
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But I know it was me.
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He loved people,
he loved comedy, he loved--
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-Cocaine.
-...music.
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At a point, at a point.
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In his honor,
I'm gonna suck dick for coke tonight.
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Funny.
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But he loved playing that guitar,
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and... I know
because I found it backstage one night
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and there was a big hole
in the back.
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-He fucked his guitar?
-He fucked that thing.
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He fucked the shit outta that thing.
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He played a 'D'
and it took him there.
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It took him there.
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Give us a "D".
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I know Mike's a B.B. King "D".
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Who do you think got more pussy,
Stamos or Mayer?
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That guitar's not gender-neutral, man.
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If Mayer and fucking Stamos
have a "pussy-off,"
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I don't know
if you remember this, Chris.
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-What?
-But I came to see you--
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I came to the Comedy Cellar up
in New York and you were onstage
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and you spotted me
when I sat down.
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You went "Is that Mayer?"
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And then you said, "I was just having
a conversation with a friend about you."
247
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-Remember you said this?
-I might've...
248
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Do you remember everything
that you say?
249
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"I was just having a conversation
with a friend about you.
250
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I said that you wrote 'cliterature'."
251
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I did say that.
252
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John Mayer writes cliterature,
ladies and gentlemen!
253
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♪ Oooh, Bobby, Bobby,
Bobby, Bobby ♪
254
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Can I talk about what a good friend
he was for a second?
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Tell us.
256
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Oh, all right.
257
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One time I was going through a brea--
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You can keep playing.
It sounds so good.
259
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It sounds so good.
260
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This is a male-to-male love song.
261
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I was going through a breakup,
as people do.
262
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And I was so heartbroken.
263
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I called Bob.
264
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Bob would check on me
every couple of hours.
265
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And he came by my house
and he picked me up at two in the morning
266
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and he took me
to Astro Burger to get a pastrami--
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a lot of my Bob stories are about meat.
268
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He loved an emergency pastrami sandwich,
but in this case, I was really hurting
269
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and he came by, and he picked me up,
and he took me to Astro Burger all night.
270
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And I sat in his car, and I was crying,
eating my pastrami sandwich.
271
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-Oh, God!
-Bob gave me this unbelievable pep talk.
272
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-That's a website.
-You were crying. Think about the woman.
273
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"I blew Jeff Ross!"
274
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"Why did I blow Jeff Ross?
275
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The fuck was I thinking?"
276
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You think it's easy for me?
277
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Looking like Vin Diesel
if he were neither fast nor furious?
278
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You think it's easy for me?
279
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No, it's not easy for you, man.
280
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That's why you're so funny, man.
281
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-And Bob-- And Bob--
-You have no choice.
282
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Bob gave me a pep talk that lasted longer
283
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:52,012
than that entire relationship
that I was upset about.
284
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And he drove me to his house
and I stayed in Aubrey's room--
285
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Aubrey was--
286
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I stayed in the guest room, and--
for like three days,
287
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,440
and he was there for people.
288
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:08,779
Even though he had every chance to become
some Hollywood phony, he never did it.
289
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:13,158
He had every chance to be bitter.
He had so much loss in his life.
290
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,744
Bob never did it.
He worked through positivity.
291
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,162
He always said, "I don't do negative."
292
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He would block people.
293
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His tour was called
"I Don't Do Negative".
294
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and I have a theory
295
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:28,673
that him and Norm Macdonald
were murdered by Artie Lang.
296
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He taught me that if I got real hungry
I could eat urinal mints,
297
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'cause they're packed with nutrients.
298
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,648
I feel less safe in the world
without Bob.
299
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I feel one layer of protection.
300
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,111
I feel older without Bob.
301
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Like, Bob was a defense shield.
302
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He knew who to call,
303
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what doctor to call
if you had a health issue.
304
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,830
He knew what lawyer
to call if you had a problem.
305
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:03,708
He knew--
he just knew how to do stuff.
306
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:07,337
And he was "Bobby Daddy"
to so many people, and...
307
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,339
-That's right.
-Casting's a bitch, man.
308
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:13,677
And I hope everybody here
either had Bob as a friend like that,
309
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or someday has a friend like that.
310
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A friend like Bob.
311
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[applause]
312
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Our buddy... Mike Binder,
313
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:28,483
who helped put this together
with John Stamos,
314
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:32,946
said he wanted to come say something
and I love this guy.
315
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,824
-Miguel!
-Where'd you find him?
316
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Please welcome, the director
of The Comedy Store documentary,
317
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and one of Bob Saget's
besties, Mike Binder.
318
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Ah, man.
319
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,590
Thank you all for being here tonight.
320
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:55,594
And I just gotta say,
Bob has the best friends in the world.
321
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:59,055
This guy here,
has been such a good friend to Bob.
322
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:07,063
And John Mayer.
You're a beautiful guy.
323
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:10,692
I have really gotten to know you,
and I want to have your babies.
324
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,405
And no, really, Bob--
Bob...
325
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,283
Everything you're hearing
about Bob is real.
326
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,910
I knew him when he was 19 years old,
327
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,245
and everybody is saying
"Oh, God I didn't--
328
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:26,166
I'm so surprised how loved he was
and how big he was!
329
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,667
He would've been so surprised."
330
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:30,378
And I will tell you
Bob would not have been surprised.
331
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,297
Bob figured he was this big.
332
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:36,134
This is how big Bob thought he was.
333
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:39,221
He actually told me once,
that when he was gonna die,
334
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,681
he was gonna donate his penis
to science.
335
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:45,143
And he was dead serious.
336
00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:48,563
And actually, last week,
Kelly got a letter...
337
00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:53,068
and it said,
"Dear Mrs. Saget,
338
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:57,697
We think we can do better."
Signed, "Science."
339
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,413
I just love his friends,
I love his family,
340
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:09,125
I knew his family so well,
and his daughters are beautiful.
341
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:12,003
Just beautiful people,
and, uh, I wanna say...
342
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,798
on behalf of the comedians,
you know,
343
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,969
we're here tonight
supporting scleroderma,
344
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:22,973
and we're supporting the Saget family
and the Saget girls.
345
00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:26,434
And we're supporting them all,
and we wanna love them,
346
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:29,604
love the Scleroderma Foundation.
347
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:31,398
Love Kelly.
348
00:20:31,982 --> 00:20:36,486
In fact, about 11 of us made love to Kelly
in the Saget hot tub this afternoon.
349
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:44,327
And we're selling that as an NFT
for $700,000
350
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:48,707
if any of you have money
and wanna go to hell with us.
351
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,752
That NFT's gonna
be a hot one.
352
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:55,839
[Ross] You know, when I think
it's too soon, that's fucked up.
353
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,426
Really, is that too soon?
354
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,386
We have a great show,
355
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:02,804
and I wanted to say one more thing
356
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:06,391
about someone who's here tonight
who's an incredible friend of mine
357
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,935
and loved Bob so much.
358
00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:11,688
Jackson Browne is a special guy.
359
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,941
You know, he doesn't--
he had a bad back
360
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:18,069
and he called me two days ago
and said "Mike, I can't do this."
361
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:22,073
This is a terrible introduction
for Jackson.
362
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,491
He would not like this.
363
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,162
He's a rock star!
364
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:32,250
"Talked to him yesterday and he told me
his prostate was killing him..."
365
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,669
-All right.
-"...Like a balloon."
366
00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,755
"If I could get someone
to stick their fingers up my ass--"
367
00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:38,381
-Jackson called--
-"Don't know what the fuck is going on.
368
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:44,554
I'll be down there, but, otherwise,
this thing is raw, and fucking throbbing.
369
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,098
I have a throbbing orb in my anus.
370
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:50,769
And as long as it keeps time,
I'll be great!"
371
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:57,025
-Ahh!
-All right, take two.
372
00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:59,736
So Jackson's such a great guy and he...
373
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:02,989
he called me the other day.
374
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:08,745
He said "Mike, Mike, I really wanna come,
375
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:12,123
but I was up all night
fucking quadruplets.
376
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:15,919
'Cause I'm a rock star."
377
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:20,799
And then today he said
"No, the hell with them!
378
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:23,718
I'm here for Bob Saget!"
379
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:25,428
Jackson Browne.
380
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,263
[cheers, applause]
381
00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:28,973
Ugh.
382
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,017
Ow!
383
00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:39,317
See, this is--
this is not the intro I wanted.
384
00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:43,279
Oh good, they're leaving.
Oh, good.
385
00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:47,075
Would you like us
to clear out of here now?
386
00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:48,910
-We're gonna be very distracting.
-You can stay.
387
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,412
-Unless you wanna clear out.
-No, I'd love to stay here.
388
00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:55,792
-Um...
-If you sing directly to me, I'll stay.
389
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,630
Gotta turn the guitar on though, right?
390
00:23:01,339 --> 00:23:03,424
-[notes on electric guitar]
There it is, yeah.
391
00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:04,843
No, yeah.
392
00:23:06,136 --> 00:23:09,889
Bob asked me to do a show in New York
393
00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:13,059
with Jeff and a bunch
of other really great comedians.
394
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:15,270
Funny people.
Really funny people.
395
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:19,983
And he wanted me to sing this song
that I'm gonna sing for you now,
396
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:22,277
but it's like--
I said, "Are you sure?"
397
00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:26,489
I was trying to think of something
that would go with the, you know.
398
00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:29,534
He said "No, no, no.
Just sing that."
399
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:31,703
What it is, is I felt like,
after like an hour--
400
00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:35,665
after laughing really hard, it's good
to contemplate death for a little while.
401
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:40,253
You can-- you can, uh,
and presumably go back to laughing.
402
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:44,591
But I mean, I finished the night
with this. He said it was perfect.
403
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:53,558
This is one of my better piano songs.
404
00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:09,073
♪ Keep a fire burning in your eye ♪
405
00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:13,578
♪ Pay attention to the open sky ♪
406
00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:18,625
♪ You never know
What will be coming down ♪
407
00:24:22,921 --> 00:24:26,007
♪ I don't remember losing track of you ♪
408
00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:30,386
♪ You were always dancing
In and out of view ♪
409
00:24:31,221 --> 00:24:35,850
♪ I must've thought
You'd always be around ♪
410
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:44,525
♪ Always keeping things real
By playing the clown ♪
411
00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:48,655
♪ Now you're nowhere to be found ♪
412
00:25:05,088 --> 00:25:08,383
♪ I don't know what happens
When people die ♪
413
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:12,387
♪ Can't seem to grasp it
As hard as I try ♪
414
00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:16,474
♪ It's like a song I can hear
Playing right in my ear ♪
415
00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:18,059
♪ That I can't sing
416
00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:20,395
♪ I can't help listening ♪
417
00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:25,525
♪ And I can't help feeling stupid
Standing 'round ♪
418
00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:29,487
♪ Crying as they ease you down ♪
419
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:34,826
♪ 'Cause I know that
You'd rather we were dancing ♪
420
00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:39,539
♪ Dancing our sorrow away ♪
421
00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:48,172
♪ No matter what
Fate chooses to play ♪
422
00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:52,885
♪ Just do the steps
That you've been shown ♪
423
00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:58,224
♪ By everyone you've ever known ♪
424
00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:04,564
♪ Until the dance becomes your very own ♪
425
00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:10,903
♪ No matter how close to yours
Another's steps have grown ♪
426
00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:16,951
♪ In the end there is one dance
You'll do alone ♪
427
00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:45,355
♪ Keep a fire for the human race ♪
428
00:26:45,897 --> 00:26:49,567
♪ And let your prayers go drifting
Into space ♪
429
00:26:50,193 --> 00:26:54,864
♪ You never know
What will be coming down ♪
430
00:26:58,868 --> 00:27:02,121
♪ Perhaps a better world is drawing near ♪
431
00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:06,125
♪ And just as easily,
It could all disappear ♪
432
00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:11,672
♪ Along with whatever meaning
You might have found ♪
433
00:27:15,718 --> 00:27:20,139
♪ Don't let the uncertainty
Turn you around ♪
434
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:24,477
♪ Go on and make a joyful sound ♪
435
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:29,190
♪ Into a dancer you have grown ♪
436
00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:33,319
♪ From a seed
Somebody else has thrown ♪
437
00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:40,785
♪ Go on ahead and
Throw some seeds of your own ♪
438
00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:47,417
♪ And somewhere between the time
You arrive and the time you go ♪
439
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:52,922
♪ May lie a reason you were alive
But you'll never know ♪
440
00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:15,361
-That was so beautiful.
-Jackson Browne.
441
00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:16,654
Wow.
442
00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:22,952
Thank you, Jackson.
443
00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:26,164
Good luck with whatever
your back issue was.
444
00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:30,001
That was so beautiful.
God.
445
00:28:30,084 --> 00:28:32,712
One of the legends of all time,
ladies and gentlemen.
446
00:28:32,795 --> 00:28:34,297
Jackson Browne.
447
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:35,381
-While-- while--
-What are we gonna do now?
448
00:28:35,465 --> 00:28:41,220
While they're all back there,
my buddy Seth Green is here.
449
00:28:41,304 --> 00:28:42,889
He was a good friend of Bob's.
450
00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:44,932
What do you think, Seth?
451
00:28:45,475 --> 00:28:47,643
Do you wanna come say something?
Are you ready?
452
00:28:47,727 --> 00:28:48,728
[Seth Green] Yeah.
453
00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:49,979
That was a perfect intro.
454
00:28:51,606 --> 00:28:56,110
This guy has a perfect back, everybody.
Perfect picture of health.
455
00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:57,820
What can I say?
456
00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:59,989
He's a mensch.
He's a great guy.
457
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:02,742
He's an actor.
He owns an animation studio.
458
00:29:02,825 --> 00:29:04,118
He's on a bunch of shows.
459
00:29:04,202 --> 00:29:05,536
[Carey] He's a man that
every man would love to be.
460
00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:07,497
-[Ross] He's one of the people that Bob...
-I'll take this.
461
00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:09,665
-...Bob loved dearly.
-I wanna come hug you.
462
00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:12,418
I feel like it's been ten or twelve years
since we've seen each other.
463
00:29:12,502 --> 00:29:13,795
Hug me. I'm very fluffy.
464
00:29:14,712 --> 00:29:15,797
Aw.
465
00:29:16,547 --> 00:29:17,423
Aw.
466
00:29:17,507 --> 00:29:18,549
[Ross] That's a beautiful moment.
467
00:29:18,633 --> 00:29:20,551
[Green] I'm getting some ASMR,
468
00:29:20,635 --> 00:29:22,220
-like I'm getting...
-Ah...
469
00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:26,682
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
470
00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:30,728
Probably-- it was the Icy-Hot
I put on my neck.
471
00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:33,356
I just thought it'd be funny. I knew
I was gonna be hugging people.
472
00:29:35,483 --> 00:29:38,027
Welcome to
the Bob Super-Spreader, everybody.
473
00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:45,535
-We're coming to see ya, Bob.
-That was--
474
00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:46,953
We're coming to see ya.
475
00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:48,913
That's all he wanted.
476
00:29:53,251 --> 00:29:56,170
Bob would be so thrilled
to spread an infection
477
00:29:56,254 --> 00:29:58,798
that populated heaven.
478
00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:00,883
Truly, truly.
479
00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:02,844
There's so much room there.
480
00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:06,264
Jesus Christ, that Jackson Browne
like, really choked me up,
481
00:30:06,347 --> 00:30:08,850
-I wasn't prepared for that at all.
-That's what he does.
482
00:30:08,933 --> 00:30:12,144
He loves to walk into a room
and fuck everybody up.
483
00:30:13,396 --> 00:30:15,773
"Oh, you guys are in a great mood.
484
00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:18,192
What if you were
all uncontrollably crying?"
485
00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:24,407
"I saw a bunch of people smile.
486
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,409
You wanna feel something real heavy?"
487
00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:30,496
[Carey] "I'm gonna bring
a little sincerity to this party."
488
00:30:31,539 --> 00:30:33,124
All right, I'll say something.
489
00:30:33,207 --> 00:30:35,459
-I know you know Bob a long time.
-That's true.
490
00:30:35,543 --> 00:30:38,337
You were good friends,
so I thought maybe
491
00:30:38,421 --> 00:30:40,131
you would have something
to share tonight.
492
00:30:40,214 --> 00:30:42,925
-So sweet of you to tee me up.
-I don't wanna put you on the spot...
493
00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:47,054
It was when Robin Williams died,
and we-- everybody met here,
494
00:30:47,138 --> 00:30:49,265
'cause like,
what the fuck do you do?
495
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,975
We were all like, "Oh, shit.
Robin's dead.
496
00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:55,021
I guess we gotta get together
and figure out how to work that out."
497
00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:57,940
And everybody needed to get up.
498
00:30:58,024 --> 00:31:01,068
Everybody needed
to mourn it onstage.
499
00:31:01,152 --> 00:31:04,697
I'll never forget because we were sitting
in one of those back chairs,
500
00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:07,366
and we all walked in,
I saw Bob.
501
00:31:07,450 --> 00:31:09,327
And everybody just looked lost.
502
00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:11,746
And I looked at him and I was like
"Oh, we know each other.
503
00:31:11,829 --> 00:31:13,998
We've known each other a long time."
So we hugged.
504
00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:19,462
Hugged real big and I guess we gotta...
fucking deal with this now.
505
00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:22,715
But in that whole experience,
506
00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:27,678
it felt like
everyone was all the more committed
507
00:31:27,762 --> 00:31:29,805
to not wasting a second.
508
00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:34,393
And not having an opportunity where you
saw someone that you loved, and you say
509
00:31:34,477 --> 00:31:35,353
"I love you.
510
00:31:35,436 --> 00:31:38,689
And you've meant something."
511
00:31:38,773 --> 00:31:40,024
You know what I mean?
512
00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:43,861
Like, Bob fucking Saget, guys.
513
00:31:44,612 --> 00:31:47,031
That motherfucker meant something.
514
00:31:49,075 --> 00:31:54,956
And we were all lucky enough
to get a mainline dose of it.
515
00:31:55,039 --> 00:31:56,582
In one way or another.
516
00:31:57,333 --> 00:32:00,711
[cheers, applause]
517
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,549
That's the biggest thing, right, Jeff?
518
00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:06,592
Let's just spread it.
519
00:32:06,676 --> 00:32:09,178
That's what we get to do now.
We get to spread that love.
520
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:10,304
The proof of that.
521
00:32:10,388 --> 00:32:12,723
The proof of life that man lived.
522
00:32:12,807 --> 00:32:18,020
He lived so big
and affected so many people,
523
00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:20,147
and now we get to share it.
524
00:32:20,231 --> 00:32:22,316
I do wanna mention his influence.
525
00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:26,320
My buddy's a professor at Yale and NYU,
526
00:32:26,404 --> 00:32:30,449
He teaches broadcasting
and TV history and film history,
527
00:32:30,533 --> 00:32:31,951
and he called me about Bob
528
00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:35,538
and he said one of the things that comes
up a lot in his students' papers
529
00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:40,209
is Bob's character
and Full House's influence on kids
530
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:45,840
who grew up in non-...
in unconventional households.
531
00:32:45,923 --> 00:32:48,676
It made them feel normal,
and it made them feel like it was okay,
532
00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:51,887
and one kid was an orphan
who wound up in a--
533
00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:54,015
You must hear this
all the time, man.
534
00:32:54,098 --> 00:32:56,058
Well, we did it 35 years ago
or whatever.
535
00:32:56,142 --> 00:33:00,354
We were, it was odd, there was three men
raising kids in San Francisco.
536
00:33:02,523 --> 00:33:04,984
But now
it's the new normal, you know.
537
00:33:05,067 --> 00:33:08,738
And every year it's becoming more divorce,
more single-sexed parents,
538
00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:11,157
so it's kind
of a timed-release thing, right?
539
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,075
What's "sexed parents"?
What?
540
00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:14,410
Same sex.
541
00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:15,453
Same sex parents.
542
00:33:15,536 --> 00:33:17,455
Oh, same-sex parents, I thought you said--
543
00:33:17,538 --> 00:33:18,497
Yeah, things change.
544
00:33:18,581 --> 00:33:21,083
Like the second time we did
Dumb and Dumber,
545
00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:23,502
the world had gotten so fucking stupid.
546
00:33:23,586 --> 00:33:29,550
It didn't seem that dumb anymore,
by comparison.
547
00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:32,470
[Green] It was more just like
Normal and More Normal.
548
00:33:32,553 --> 00:33:34,221
[Carey] It was Norm and Normal.
549
00:33:34,305 --> 00:33:35,806
Basic and More Basic-er.
550
00:33:37,475 --> 00:33:39,393
Mike Young is here.
551
00:33:39,477 --> 00:33:41,395
Mike Young and Paul Rodriguez
are still here.
552
00:33:41,479 --> 00:33:42,646
Come on out.
553
00:33:42,730 --> 00:33:44,106
Mike-- Mike Young.
554
00:33:44,607 --> 00:33:47,610
Mike Young opened for Bob the last--
come on out.
555
00:33:49,278 --> 00:33:53,324
The very funny Mr. Mike Young.
556
00:33:54,325 --> 00:33:57,703
Nine hundred million dollars' worth
of talent, and an $11 microphone.
557
00:33:57,787 --> 00:33:58,871
Stand up, come on tell--
558
00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:03,959
Thirteen years with Bob, yeah.
559
00:34:05,795 --> 00:34:09,840
We met years ago
when Bob did Entourage.
560
00:34:09,924 --> 00:34:12,760
A mutual friend was like,
"You and Bob should go on the road."
561
00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:15,221
We met, Bob's like,
"Come do a few dates."
562
00:34:15,304 --> 00:34:16,931
Next thing you know, 13 years later.
563
00:34:17,014 --> 00:34:20,518
it was just me and Bob,
just doing a two-man show in every city.
564
00:34:20,601 --> 00:34:26,357
And so, I was blessed to get that
opportunity and I didn't take it--
565
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,859
[clears throat] Excuse me.
I didn't take it lightly.
566
00:34:28,943 --> 00:34:32,446
And Bob was one of those guys
who just lived for this.
567
00:34:32,530 --> 00:34:33,364
He lived for this.
568
00:34:33,447 --> 00:34:36,909
Like, whatever was happening in Bob's
life-- and a lot was happening.
569
00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:39,411
This was his moment
that he just loved.
570
00:34:39,495 --> 00:34:42,706
And after he got off-- he could be
complaining about all his life shit
571
00:34:42,790 --> 00:34:44,959
in the daytime, but he did, we know.
572
00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:46,544
Neurotic as fuck.
573
00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:49,880
Neurotic to the hilt.
574
00:34:49,964 --> 00:34:52,133
But this was what Bob loved.
575
00:34:52,216 --> 00:34:55,469
'Cause every single time he would be
nervous about selling tickets,
576
00:34:55,553 --> 00:34:57,054
yet we'd sell out everywhere.
577
00:34:57,138 --> 00:34:59,723
He's wake up at five o'clock
in the morning, he would do press.
578
00:34:59,807 --> 00:35:01,183
He didn't have to do press.
579
00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:03,769
In his mind, "We've gotta move
80 more tickets."
580
00:35:03,853 --> 00:35:06,647
He's doing the morning news,
he's doing every show...
581
00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:10,693
It's like "Yo, you're fuckin' Bob Saget,
bro. Chill out! Chill out!
582
00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:13,821
I'll go on the stupid show and fucking
sell a ticket." You know what I mean?
583
00:35:13,904 --> 00:35:16,490
"You're good, we're good."
And we were good.
584
00:35:16,574 --> 00:35:19,201
And he sold out every damn place
we were at.
585
00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:23,330
And it was nuts that he, in his mind,
was still like this kid from Philly
586
00:35:23,414 --> 00:35:27,710
who wasn't like sorta good enough,
or kinda still had to hustle.
587
00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:31,547
But he just wasn't seeing sometimes
what everybody else was seeing,
588
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:35,843
until he got up here, saw a full crowd
and rocked the show
589
00:35:35,926 --> 00:35:38,304
and got off and was fucking on fire.
590
00:35:38,387 --> 00:35:41,056
"You see that shit?
I fuckin' killed that shit!"
591
00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:43,934
I was like, "Yeah, bro, why'd you
drive me crazy for three days
592
00:35:44,018 --> 00:35:45,853
thinking you're not gonna
sell tickets?"
593
00:35:45,936 --> 00:35:47,396
He was neurotic.
594
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:51,233
But I was just like, "Yo, Bob,
that's just what you deserve.
595
00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:54,653
Love and respect,
'cause that's what poured out of you.
596
00:35:55,154 --> 00:35:58,699
So, that's all I wanted to say.
I'll miss him.
597
00:35:58,782 --> 00:36:00,659
God bless you guys.
Thank you.
598
00:36:01,368 --> 00:36:04,121
[cheers, applause]
599
00:36:09,418 --> 00:36:10,628
[Ross] Mike Young.
600
00:36:10,711 --> 00:36:12,796
You got a video?
You were playing a video?
601
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:13,881
All right.
602
00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:17,384
We have a very special message
from Michael Keaton.
603
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:20,012
Am I in the way?
604
00:36:22,264 --> 00:36:23,849
Hey, happy birthday, Bobby.
605
00:36:24,892 --> 00:36:28,437
You know, the kooky thing
about getting older,
606
00:36:29,063 --> 00:36:35,027
I'm trying to-- Oh, oh, sorry.
607
00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:35,986
What is it?
608
00:36:36,070 --> 00:36:38,030
Oh, it's a problem with the-- I got it.
609
00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:39,156
It's a roast.
610
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:40,824
Okay, you-- dirty, right?
611
00:36:40,908 --> 00:36:41,825
Okay.
612
00:36:44,161 --> 00:36:45,996
All right, I got an idea.
613
00:36:46,664 --> 00:36:47,539
Let's go.
614
00:36:48,207 --> 00:36:49,416
Hey.
615
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:53,045
Hey Bob, I was in the men's room
the other day...
616
00:36:55,589 --> 00:36:56,715
What?
617
00:36:56,799 --> 00:36:58,217
I'm sorry, what?
618
00:37:00,803 --> 00:37:02,721
No, seriously, what's this for?
619
00:37:07,643 --> 00:37:08,852
Get the fuck outta here.
620
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:11,522
He did?
621
00:37:13,607 --> 00:37:14,483
When?
622
00:37:18,529 --> 00:37:20,781
I was supposed to do this podcast,
by the way.
623
00:37:24,827 --> 00:37:28,330
Okay... let me think.
624
00:37:29,331 --> 00:37:30,249
What do I...
625
00:37:33,043 --> 00:37:34,712
Okay, hold on, let me, uh...
626
00:37:37,423 --> 00:37:40,426
Let me see if I can work up
some fake tears here.
627
00:37:48,142 --> 00:37:49,101
Nothing.
628
00:37:50,394 --> 00:37:51,645
Uh...
629
00:37:54,815 --> 00:37:57,943
What do you mean,
just "Why don't I say how I feel?"
630
00:37:59,862 --> 00:38:00,821
Who does that?
631
00:38:03,115 --> 00:38:04,783
Okay, let me...
632
00:38:04,867 --> 00:38:07,244
I guess I could say something like...
633
00:38:09,913 --> 00:38:11,623
You know, every time...
634
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:15,085
and I mean like every time...
635
00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:18,339
you would run into this guy,
636
00:38:19,506 --> 00:38:22,092
if you weren't laughing...
637
00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:28,932
Just looking, just looking into that face,
you couldn't help but smile.
638
00:38:29,016 --> 00:38:31,060
That's the truth.
639
00:38:33,687 --> 00:38:36,357
This is a tough one.
640
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,484
If there's any good news
to come out of this,
641
00:38:39,443 --> 00:38:42,988
when we lose someone
like Bob or others,
642
00:38:44,281 --> 00:38:48,535
we'll always have him
on record somewhere
643
00:38:48,619 --> 00:38:52,414
where we can click on the television
644
00:38:53,290 --> 00:38:57,336
and watch him
and laugh and smile.
645
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:01,882
And if there's anyone I think
who would really appreciate that,
646
00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:05,302
love that,
I think it would be Bob.
647
00:39:05,386 --> 00:39:08,013
He was a really, really good dude.
648
00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:10,599
'Kay.
649
00:39:10,724 --> 00:39:12,518
[cheers and applause]
650
00:39:13,644 --> 00:39:15,729
[Stamos] All right, here's something
that I put together
651
00:39:15,813 --> 00:39:17,398
that I think you'll enjoy.
652
00:39:21,652 --> 00:39:24,446
♪ Everywhere we look ♪
653
00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:27,157
♪ You'll be there in our hearts ♪
654
00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:31,870
♪ You were everyone's dad ♪
655
00:39:31,954 --> 00:39:36,208
♪ In all our childhoods ♪
656
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:39,169
♪ All our living rooms ♪
657
00:39:39,253 --> 00:39:40,546
♪ You were there ♪
658
00:39:40,629 --> 00:39:45,050
♪ To make every house fuller ♪
659
00:39:45,801 --> 00:39:48,345
♪ Everywhere we look ♪
660
00:39:48,429 --> 00:39:51,807
♪ You'll be there in our hearts ♪
661
00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:56,353
♪ You were everyone's dad ♪
662
00:39:56,437 --> 00:40:00,441
♪ When we needed family ♪
663
00:40:00,524 --> 00:40:03,819
♪ You're in our memories ♪
664
00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:09,408
♪ You'll make every house fuller forever ♪
665
00:40:09,491 --> 00:40:10,909
This is the itinerary.
666
00:40:10,993 --> 00:40:12,161
It says right here:
667
00:40:12,244 --> 00:40:13,829
"Shower, get dressed, eat breakfast,
go to the bathroom,
668
00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,289
leave for Magic Kingdom,
go to the bathroom,
669
00:40:15,372 --> 00:40:16,373
eat some junk, go to the bathroom,
670
00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:18,292
go to the bathroom,
go to the bathroom.
671
00:40:18,375 --> 00:40:20,586
It smells like urine over there.
It's fantastic.
672
00:40:20,669 --> 00:40:24,173
I haven't had a good stool since I was
sitting in between scenes.
673
00:40:24,256 --> 00:40:25,716
I'm going to take my...
674
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,260
I need a bag!
675
00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:32,973
♪ You were there
To make every house fuller ♪
676
00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:37,186
We'll never have another show like this.
When you have so many people.
677
00:40:37,269 --> 00:40:39,271
My agent told me
I'll never have another show.
678
00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:42,858
I'm peeling.
679
00:40:45,861 --> 00:40:48,822
[squealing, shouting]
680
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:51,116
Never wipe your butt with your shoes!
681
00:40:51,867 --> 00:40:57,456
♪ You were there
To make every house fuller ♪
682
00:40:57,539 --> 00:41:03,003
♪ We lost one of the greats
But Bob Saget we know ♪
683
00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:04,922
Good night.
684
00:41:05,005 --> 00:41:09,384
♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪
685
00:41:10,928 --> 00:41:14,765
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
686
00:41:18,435 --> 00:41:20,145
[Stamos] Boy, that's a tough one to watch.
687
00:41:21,355 --> 00:41:23,690
Here's something else
we wanna show you.
688
00:41:23,774 --> 00:41:27,528
Here's some snippets
from the night that we had his memorial
689
00:41:27,611 --> 00:41:29,071
at Jeff Franklin's house.
690
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:32,032
And so we thank you
for the gift of his life,
691
00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:36,286
we thank you and honor you
and bring you glory,
692
00:41:36,370 --> 00:41:41,583
because you let us know his love
and we got to love him back.
693
00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:45,337
And we thank you
and pray in your holy name, amen.
694
00:41:49,258 --> 00:41:51,385
Dick stories, prayers...
695
00:41:54,513 --> 00:41:56,431
That's what happens
when you grow up with Bob Saget.
696
00:41:56,515 --> 00:41:58,058
You go one way or the other.
697
00:42:01,436 --> 00:42:03,480
We're all here because Bob...
698
00:42:05,524 --> 00:42:06,817
loved us.
699
00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:09,194
He loved everyone here.
700
00:42:09,278 --> 00:42:12,656
That's why we're here,
because he loved you.
701
00:42:16,910 --> 00:42:17,744
And...
702
00:42:19,955 --> 00:42:20,789
man...
703
00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:23,333
I... I'm...
704
00:42:24,251 --> 00:42:27,921
gonna take a long time
in my life to process this,
705
00:42:28,005 --> 00:42:32,384
but you know what?
Every time that I feel sad,
706
00:42:33,635 --> 00:42:37,014
I am so lucky,
and we're all so lucky that
707
00:42:38,307 --> 00:42:43,895
we get to fill that well up
with thousands of laughs
708
00:42:45,105 --> 00:42:47,357
and beautiful stories and love.
709
00:42:48,191 --> 00:42:51,069
And I don't feel like this is an ending.
710
00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:57,284
I feel like this is the beginning
of a celebration of that guy,
711
00:42:58,368 --> 00:43:03,040
who was my brother,
and I love him so much.
712
00:43:03,123 --> 00:43:07,002
And I don't know what I'm gonna do now
without him.
713
00:43:09,421 --> 00:43:11,298
And I think we all feel that way.
714
00:43:14,384 --> 00:43:19,431
But man, this is a lot of love.
715
00:43:20,682 --> 00:43:22,809
And this is really beautiful,
716
00:43:22,893 --> 00:43:25,854
and Bob would've loved this.
717
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,273
So, thank you.
718
00:43:32,027 --> 00:43:33,320
Man, Bob is...
719
00:43:36,615 --> 00:43:40,827
He's probably the single
kindest person I've ever met.
720
00:43:42,371 --> 00:43:43,830
He was very nice to me.
721
00:43:44,456 --> 00:43:48,293
I would forget all kinds of things
that I used to think about all the time,
722
00:43:48,377 --> 00:43:49,961
and he'd
make me forget about them.
723
00:43:50,045 --> 00:43:52,089
Little shit, like being Black.
724
00:44:06,561 --> 00:44:09,147
[chuckling]
725
00:44:10,273 --> 00:44:13,068
And I used to watch him on television,
when I was growing up,
726
00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:14,486
when I was starting
my career.
727
00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:15,821
I would never dream...
728
00:44:17,948 --> 00:44:20,367
I would never dream
of a day like today.
729
00:44:21,827 --> 00:44:23,078
That's why, Bob.
730
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:25,622
That's why you get
a roomful of people.
731
00:44:25,706 --> 00:44:27,207
Hello, John Mayer.
732
00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:30,502
Remember the time I tried to put 'shrooms
in your cappuccino machine
733
00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:32,254
and Bob was
laughing at me?
734
00:44:34,715 --> 00:44:36,842
Your parties will never be
that good again.
735
00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:40,679
And I would've never done that
if I didn't see Bob Saget and said,
736
00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:43,098
"I'm gonna impress this motherfucker.
I'm gonna do some 'shrooms."
737
00:44:46,727 --> 00:44:51,982
I gotta tell you, I take solace
in being in this room
738
00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:55,902
and seeing who loved him
and seeing how he made you feel.
739
00:44:55,986 --> 00:44:59,948
You don't feel that special, hearing
someone has the same story as you.
740
00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:03,285
You feel like your hunch
about someone was correct.
741
00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:07,330
In this town full of cynics,
I saw a good one.
742
00:45:08,248 --> 00:45:09,666
Tim Allen. Come up.
743
00:45:14,921 --> 00:45:17,382
Oh great, I gotta follow
fucking Chappelle.
744
00:45:17,466 --> 00:45:19,050
This is fucked up.
745
00:45:20,594 --> 00:45:21,428
Jesus.
746
00:45:22,804 --> 00:45:25,348
I thought I was Bob's only friend.
747
00:45:25,432 --> 00:45:26,558
I show up here and I thought...
748
00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:29,853
I drove up here., I said, "Shit,
he told me I was his only friend."
749
00:45:31,104 --> 00:45:34,608
My heart goes out to the family,
everybody involved and I'm just--
750
00:45:34,691 --> 00:45:38,904
I'm overwhelmed, it's been a hard--
it's been a fuckin' weird couple of days.
751
00:45:38,987 --> 00:45:42,157
I was in Orlando the night before,
same club,
752
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:45,744
and I was in Jacksonville that night
when they called, and it was--
753
00:45:45,827 --> 00:45:47,662
it was messed up, man.
754
00:45:47,746 --> 00:45:50,499
I'll tell you what was really messed up
is the comic in me.
755
00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:52,792
Right away I said...
756
00:45:52,876 --> 00:45:57,964
He died at the Four Seasons,
which is across Orlando from the Hyatt.
757
00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:04,054
I kept asking-- that was terrible, but--
"What room was he in in the Four Seasons?
758
00:46:04,137 --> 00:46:05,597
In the suites up top?
759
00:46:06,848 --> 00:46:10,018
Why was I in the fucking Hyatt
across the street?"
760
00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:11,770
I'm just terrified of this.
761
00:46:11,853 --> 00:46:14,773
The only way
I can handle loss is by jokes.
762
00:46:14,856 --> 00:46:17,526
My old man died suddenly,
and this took the wind out of me.
763
00:46:17,609 --> 00:46:18,944
This really took the wind out of me.
764
00:46:19,027 --> 00:46:22,656
That said, I'm just blessed
to be asked to be doing this.
765
00:46:22,739 --> 00:46:24,157
It was very difficult.
766
00:46:24,241 --> 00:46:25,867
I'm not good at this stuff.
767
00:46:25,951 --> 00:46:29,329
I said, I drove up here going
"This fucker has a lot of friends."
768
00:46:29,412 --> 00:46:31,498
I thought I was special."
769
00:46:31,581 --> 00:46:32,791
You're all special people.
770
00:46:32,874 --> 00:46:34,668
This was a very special individual.
771
00:46:34,751 --> 00:46:37,045
And the wind is out of my sails,
772
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:41,174
it's just this gap that takes a while
to grasp and sit there and think about.
773
00:46:41,258 --> 00:46:43,218
Bless all of you people
and these prayers you had for him
774
00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:45,595
and these wonderful friends
of his and thank you all for at least
775
00:46:45,679 --> 00:46:47,013
accepting me into this group.
776
00:46:47,097 --> 00:46:48,348
Goodnight, Bob.
777
00:46:51,393 --> 00:46:54,688
One of my favorite comedians,
and a good friend of Bob's,
778
00:46:54,771 --> 00:46:56,356
Paul Rodriguez is here.
779
00:46:56,898 --> 00:46:58,108
Paul, come say hi.
780
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:05,282
Welcome, buddy.
781
00:47:12,914 --> 00:47:14,916
I don't know if I can get through this.
782
00:47:17,252 --> 00:47:18,336
I met Bob...
783
00:47:19,629 --> 00:47:20,463
[audience member]
We love you.
784
00:47:20,547 --> 00:47:23,216
...many years ago at a gangbang.
785
00:47:31,308 --> 00:47:32,601
It was not just a gangbang.
786
00:47:32,684 --> 00:47:34,561
It was a dungeon too...
787
00:47:35,979 --> 00:47:38,648
He was there
with his first wife Manuel.
788
00:47:39,649 --> 00:47:41,026
[sighs]
789
00:47:45,322 --> 00:47:46,865
[sighs]
790
00:47:47,324 --> 00:47:50,952
Later, we were both fucking
the same waitress here...
791
00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:57,250
and then Mitzi found out about it.
792
00:47:57,334 --> 00:47:59,669
She called him into her office,
wanted to know
793
00:47:59,753 --> 00:48:02,881
what waitress was
spreading diseases around here.
794
00:48:05,008 --> 00:48:10,221
Bob stuck up for me,
he said we only had-- [sobs]
795
00:48:12,307 --> 00:48:13,808
I don't know if I can go on.
796
00:48:15,185 --> 00:48:16,519
Okay, thank you.
797
00:48:17,187 --> 00:48:18,021
He said...
798
00:48:19,105 --> 00:48:21,900
Bob stuck up for me
and he said we only--
799
00:48:21,983 --> 00:48:23,443
we only had gonorrhea.
800
00:48:25,153 --> 00:48:28,198
We didn't have herpes.
That was probably Louie Anderson.
801
00:48:31,117 --> 00:48:32,702
[sobbing]
802
00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:37,540
He would have wanted disrespect
like that.
803
00:48:40,001 --> 00:48:41,378
What can I tell you?
804
00:48:42,212 --> 00:48:43,338
He's missed, you know?
805
00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:46,466
I first found out Bob had died,
I was in Alaska.
806
00:48:46,549 --> 00:48:50,011
And then the next week Louie Anderson.
807
00:48:50,095 --> 00:48:52,055
Naturally, like everyone up here,
you start going,
808
00:48:52,138 --> 00:48:53,932
"Wow, don't they go in threes?"
809
00:48:54,974 --> 00:48:58,561
And then someone said, "Betty White died."
And we said "Ah, thank God, shit."
810
00:49:04,484 --> 00:49:06,152
[sighs]
811
00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:07,821
You know...
812
00:49:09,823 --> 00:49:14,536
It is true. Every time you saw Bob,
he made you feel good, you know?
813
00:49:15,203 --> 00:49:19,874
Every one of us up here swears
that we were his best friend.
814
00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:22,961
I think that's the mark of a-- of a liar.
815
00:49:28,007 --> 00:49:29,217
No!
816
00:49:33,138 --> 00:49:36,141
I'm glad for his children.
817
00:49:36,224 --> 00:49:40,854
I can't imagine the pain you must feel,
but just know that all of us,
818
00:49:40,937 --> 00:49:45,150
we loved your father so much.
He was a great guy.
819
00:49:45,233 --> 00:49:46,693
I just wanna say thank you, good night.
820
00:49:46,776 --> 00:49:47,736
Yeah.
821
00:49:50,196 --> 00:49:51,239
Paul Rodriguez.
822
00:49:52,615 --> 00:49:53,491
[Stamos] Hey, Jeff.
823
00:49:55,785 --> 00:49:58,705
I wanna read my last text from Bob.
It said "I love you so much.
824
00:49:58,788 --> 00:50:01,249
I will say that God gave me
the brother that I wanted,
825
00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:02,542
and I love you for it."
826
00:50:04,419 --> 00:50:08,590
I said, "Well, you have a lot of God-given
brothers, but I'm first, right?"
827
00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:11,468
And he said, "Yes you are,
because Brad Grey died."
828
00:50:11,551 --> 00:50:13,845
Okay, well. He says "I've known him since
I was 22 years old,
829
00:50:13,928 --> 00:50:17,515
but you're number one."
I said something about John Mayer,
830
00:50:17,599 --> 00:50:20,935
and he said--
Mayer's not listening, is he?
831
00:50:21,019 --> 00:50:23,855
He said "Mayer's an amazing friend,
but he's more fair-weather.
832
00:50:23,938 --> 00:50:26,065
You're always there,
so you're number one."
833
00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:36,075
Ladies and gentlemen,
Bob's second-best friend, John Mayer.
834
00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:44,459
Yeah.
835
00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:45,752
Hi everyone, hi .
836
00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:49,005
Um...
837
00:50:49,547 --> 00:50:53,384
I've been lucky enough to have
the opportunity to speak so much
838
00:50:53,468 --> 00:50:55,261
about how I feel about Bob that...
839
00:50:56,429 --> 00:50:57,931
I'm lucky that I've said...
840
00:50:59,349 --> 00:51:03,269
the main, major thoughts
that I've had,
841
00:51:03,353 --> 00:51:06,481
but the thoughts keep coming,
and the observations keep coming,
842
00:51:06,564 --> 00:51:07,565
and the journey keeps going,
843
00:51:07,649 --> 00:51:11,069
and you get better, and you get worse.
And you get better, and you get worse.
844
00:51:11,152 --> 00:51:15,740
I just wanna say that we all know
how much Bob loved us.
845
00:51:16,991 --> 00:51:22,831
But I would like to bring up another
thing that he did without us knowing it,
846
00:51:22,914 --> 00:51:25,708
was that he accepted us.
847
00:51:26,668 --> 00:51:30,421
And acceptance is the boring part of love,
but it's just as important.
848
00:51:30,505 --> 00:51:31,840
When you're accepted.
849
00:51:33,091 --> 00:51:36,427
Weird people don't think
other weird people are weird.
850
00:51:37,303 --> 00:51:40,557
We all know who we were in high school.
We're running from it.
851
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,184
That's the great part of meeting
people for the first time.
852
00:51:43,268 --> 00:51:44,853
They don't know that shit.
853
00:51:46,229 --> 00:51:48,147
You're a clean slate with someone.
854
00:51:48,231 --> 00:51:52,026
And with Bob,
I was a clean slate with him.
855
00:51:52,110 --> 00:51:54,696
And I got to have my own unique
relationship with him.
856
00:51:54,779 --> 00:51:58,449
And I think he had a unique relationship
with me because I wasn't a comic.
857
00:51:58,533 --> 00:52:02,662
And I didn't speak the language
of shirt insults,
858
00:52:02,745 --> 00:52:06,416
or make fun of someone 'cause
they stuttered on one word.
859
00:52:06,499 --> 00:52:09,168
Sometimes you stutter--
a comic will get ya.
860
00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:16,384
Bob liked me because
I was already kind of a poet,
861
00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:18,261
and he could say whatever he wanted
862
00:52:18,344 --> 00:52:20,513
because I wasn't gonna go
"All right, that's weird,"
863
00:52:20,597 --> 00:52:24,851
because all I do is speak in metaphors
no one's heard before.
864
00:52:24,934 --> 00:52:26,227
-It's useless.
-True.
865
00:52:26,311 --> 00:52:28,521
I don't understand
a fucking word he says.
866
00:52:29,397 --> 00:52:32,650
I speak in useless metaphor
that only makes sense to me,
867
00:52:32,734 --> 00:52:35,486
but Bob would do that in ways
that only made sense to him,
868
00:52:35,570 --> 00:52:38,406
and for some reason it was just like
"Yeah, you're with me."
869
00:52:39,032 --> 00:52:43,578
And the unlikeliness of our relationship
spoke to the truth of it
870
00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:47,457
and the realness of it,
because why fucking would you otherwise?
871
00:52:47,540 --> 00:52:48,875
Why would I...
872
00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:54,422
otherwise hang out with Bob Saget
if I didn't love everything about him
873
00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:57,383
on a physical and metaphysical level.
874
00:52:57,467 --> 00:52:59,010
The other night I had a dream.
875
00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:01,846
I woke up crying because I saw Bob.
876
00:53:03,723 --> 00:53:04,807
Aw, man...
877
00:53:06,643 --> 00:53:07,644
It was young Bob.
878
00:53:08,603 --> 00:53:10,396
And we were about to go
into a restaurant.
879
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,231
And I knew and he didn't know.
880
00:53:12,982 --> 00:53:17,111
I looked at him and said.
"You gotta know how much I love you."
881
00:53:17,862 --> 00:53:19,656
He went "Yeah, I know. Fine."
882
00:53:19,739 --> 00:53:24,035
"No, I'm telling you.
You gotta know how much I love you."
883
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:25,828
"Yeah, I know."
884
00:53:25,912 --> 00:53:28,289
And then I woke up
and of course, cried like a baby.
885
00:53:28,957 --> 00:53:30,458
And then I remembered I had to go
back to sleep
886
00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:32,210
because I had something
very important the next day,
887
00:53:32,293 --> 00:53:33,670
and I said out loud,
888
00:53:34,671 --> 00:53:36,798
"I love you, Bob,
but I gotta go back to sleep."
889
00:53:37,882 --> 00:53:41,094
And I heard him say "Go back
to sleep, go back to sleep.
890
00:53:41,177 --> 00:53:42,929
You have to go back to sleep.
891
00:53:43,012 --> 00:53:44,806
You have to.
You've got stuff tomorrow.
892
00:53:44,889 --> 00:53:46,975
You gotta get back to sleep."
I went "Okay."
893
00:53:47,642 --> 00:53:50,979
And that's no different than
the magic of when he was around.
894
00:53:51,062 --> 00:53:52,397
And I learned that.
895
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:56,150
It is not a jump to go
from here to there.
896
00:53:56,234 --> 00:54:00,863
Because there's nothing different about
the way we access the people we love,
897
00:54:00,947 --> 00:54:02,657
when they're there,
than when they're here.
898
00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:07,120
And that is the magic of Bob Saget
that keeps carrying on for me.
899
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,039
Beautiful.
900
00:54:11,457 --> 00:54:12,625
That's beautiful.
901
00:54:14,335 --> 00:54:17,588
And I wanna thank both of you
for being such great friends
902
00:54:17,672 --> 00:54:20,049
and such a support system
to Bob.
903
00:54:20,133 --> 00:54:21,426
I wanna thank all of you
for coming tonight
904
00:54:21,509 --> 00:54:23,803
because this is very cathartic
for all of us
905
00:54:23,886 --> 00:54:25,304
and I'm sure a lot of you too.
906
00:54:25,388 --> 00:54:26,347
It was nice to do this.
907
00:54:26,431 --> 00:54:28,933
I would love it if you'd collect yourself
for a second,
908
00:54:29,017 --> 00:54:32,395
because what you said was
very beautiful and I'm a little verklempt.
909
00:54:32,478 --> 00:54:36,399
And then someone else wants to speak, and
maybe you'll do a song that Bob loved.
910
00:54:36,482 --> 00:54:37,650
-Do a song.
-I'll do a song.
911
00:54:37,734 --> 00:54:39,402
-Yeah.
-I'd love to do a song.
912
00:54:39,485 --> 00:54:40,611
That would be great.
913
00:54:40,695 --> 00:54:42,530
Byron, are you back there?
914
00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:46,492
A good friend of Bob Saget's.
Our friend. Byron Allen is here.
915
00:54:49,078 --> 00:54:53,041
Oh my God, we're gonna keep this tight
because we've got another crowd out there.
916
00:54:53,124 --> 00:54:56,586
We have to get ready
for Louie Anderson's memorial.
917
00:54:59,255 --> 00:55:03,301
I met Bob I think in '78.
918
00:55:03,384 --> 00:55:05,178
-What?
-1978.
919
00:55:05,261 --> 00:55:07,346
-You both started as teenagers, right?
-Yeah.
920
00:55:07,430 --> 00:55:13,352
We both started as teenagers
and I met him in 1978, right here.
921
00:55:13,936 --> 00:55:16,314
-About 42 years ago.
-Wow.
922
00:55:16,731 --> 00:55:20,610
And he was so warm,
923
00:55:20,693 --> 00:55:24,030
and so kind and funny
924
00:55:24,614 --> 00:55:27,575
and bizarre at the same time.
925
00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:28,576
Always.
926
00:55:29,077 --> 00:55:32,371
And that "The Dog Licked My Balls"?
927
00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:36,125
and the cat-pussy, whatever that was.
928
00:55:36,209 --> 00:55:37,877
That was the clean stuff.
929
00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:45,384
When you first met him, he said things
to you that had you go to therapy.
930
00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:49,347
You could not un-ring that bell.
931
00:55:49,430 --> 00:55:54,060
As a matter of fact, after I met Bob,
I avoided him for about two years
932
00:55:54,143 --> 00:55:55,144
after I met him.
933
00:55:56,979 --> 00:56:00,024
I said "No, he's not gonna be here long.
He's gonna get arrested.
934
00:56:02,193 --> 00:56:03,736
They're gonna haul him off."
935
00:56:05,446 --> 00:56:10,493
The thing about him is
that I really genuinely loved him.
936
00:56:10,576 --> 00:56:12,078
He was such a good person.
937
00:56:12,161 --> 00:56:15,748
And when you know somebody like that
for three, four decades,
938
00:56:15,832 --> 00:56:19,001
he was just a good guy.
939
00:56:19,085 --> 00:56:22,463
And you know, as comics,
we have an entire spectrum.
940
00:56:23,089 --> 00:56:25,383
It's from A to Z.
941
00:56:25,466 --> 00:56:28,511
He's just such a good, warm person.
942
00:56:28,594 --> 00:56:33,141
And he was one of those guys
where you never thought,
943
00:56:33,808 --> 00:56:39,397
I need to say to him,
"I love you. I appreciate you."
944
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:42,483
Because you always thought
he would be there.
945
00:56:43,276 --> 00:56:47,738
I could never imagine someone that good,
946
00:56:47,822 --> 00:56:51,367
that special, that warm,
that loving, that funny,
947
00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:53,744
not being there.
948
00:56:54,495 --> 00:56:57,331
When it happened,
it just set me back.
949
00:56:58,166 --> 00:57:00,376
I said, "You know what?
Never again."
950
00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:03,546
I am not making that mistake again.
951
00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:07,216
From now on, I'm gonna let 'em know,
on the spot. Boom.
952
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:08,593
'Cause that's what happens.
953
00:57:10,678 --> 00:57:14,599
Like I said, I met Bob 42 years ago.
He was a beautiful human being.
954
00:57:14,682 --> 00:57:19,312
I literally came here to give
my condolences to his beautiful family.
955
00:57:20,271 --> 00:57:22,690
He loved you more than anything.
956
00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:27,487
He was better than most at expressing it.
957
00:57:27,570 --> 00:57:31,073
And I just wanna say,
you know, listen,
958
00:57:31,908 --> 00:57:34,243
I really appreciated him.
959
00:57:34,327 --> 00:57:37,497
He was a great man.
960
00:57:37,580 --> 00:57:39,749
Some are good, some are great.
961
00:57:39,832 --> 00:57:40,958
He was great.
962
00:57:41,042 --> 00:57:44,253
And I watched him for 42 years.
963
00:57:44,837 --> 00:57:46,088
Truly great.
964
00:57:46,172 --> 00:57:49,217
Thank you
for the gift of Bob Saget.
965
00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:53,971
Thank you.
Take care of yourselves.
966
00:57:54,055 --> 00:57:57,225
Love one another,
hug one another.
967
00:57:57,767 --> 00:58:02,104
Go that extra second and actually say
"Are you okay?" Thank you.
968
00:58:02,188 --> 00:58:03,397
Thank you.
969
00:58:05,316 --> 00:58:08,194
-[Stamos] Byron, we love you.
Thank you, Byron, that was beautiful.
970
00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:10,196
Thank you, Byron.
971
00:58:11,614 --> 00:58:12,698
[Stamos] Oh, no.
972
00:58:12,782 --> 00:58:14,659
-[Ross] Oh, fuck.
-[Carey] God.
973
00:58:15,159 --> 00:58:16,744
[Ross] Is this necessary?
974
00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:17,954
[Stamos] Do we need it?
975
00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:23,584
Hi, Jon Lovitz here.
976
00:58:23,668 --> 00:58:26,337
As you can see,
I'm in Las Vegas.
977
00:58:27,755 --> 00:58:29,340
I'm sorry I can't be there.
978
00:58:31,217 --> 00:58:34,136
I don't wanna really dwell on
this, but a friend of mine, a comic,
979
00:58:34,220 --> 00:58:38,307
passed away
and I ended up getting his dates.
980
00:58:40,685 --> 00:58:43,062
I didn't take them.
They were offered to me.
981
00:58:43,145 --> 00:58:44,939
I don't want to say who it was.
982
00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:47,817
I told his family,
"I'm sorry, I can't be there."
983
00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:51,654
And they said...
I go, "I have to work."
984
00:58:51,737 --> 00:58:53,072
They said, "That's BS."
985
00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:54,365
And I was like...
986
00:58:56,117 --> 00:58:57,410
they know.
987
00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:01,998
Anyway, Bob was a very good friend
of mine,
988
00:59:02,081 --> 00:59:04,875
and the weekend of his funeral
989
00:59:04,959 --> 00:59:08,838
I was performing stand-up in Florida,
990
00:59:08,921 --> 00:59:10,047
and it crossed my mind
991
00:59:10,131 --> 00:59:12,091
"Maybe I should cancel."
992
00:59:12,174 --> 00:59:15,720
But then, you know, I didn't.
993
00:59:15,803 --> 00:59:18,431
I felt so guilty not being
at his funeral,
994
00:59:18,514 --> 00:59:19,765
and then I thought,
995
00:59:19,849 --> 00:59:23,102
"Well, it's not like he's coming to mine."
996
00:59:24,604 --> 00:59:28,566
I used to-- I still kind of do,
make up songs about him
997
00:59:28,649 --> 00:59:31,152
'cause I love him so much.
A great friend.
998
00:59:31,235 --> 00:59:32,987
So I went to his house
about ten years ago,
999
00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:35,323
and I said, "Bob, I wrote some songs
about you.
1000
00:59:35,406 --> 00:59:36,824
Do you wanna hear it?"
He said "Okay."
1001
00:59:36,907 --> 00:59:38,492
I go "All right,
here's the first one."
1002
00:59:38,576 --> 00:59:41,829
♪ Oh you wake up in the morning
And you brush your teeth ♪
1003
00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:44,165
♪ Bob Saget takes it up the butt ♪
1004
00:59:45,249 --> 00:59:47,168
He said, "I don't like that."
1005
00:59:47,251 --> 00:59:49,003
And I said, "Why not?"
1006
00:59:49,086 --> 00:59:51,047
So I said, "Fine,
I'll write another song."
1007
00:59:51,130 --> 00:59:53,341
So I wrote another song about him.
A beautiful song.
1008
00:59:53,424 --> 00:59:54,925
This is my tribute to Bob.
1009
00:59:56,385 --> 00:59:59,388
He was a gourmet chef,
always in his kitchen.
1010
00:59:59,472 --> 01:00:03,684
So I wrote a song called
"Bob Saget Likes It in His Kitchen".
1011
01:00:05,895 --> 01:00:09,649
♪ Oh, Mr. Bob Saget
Likes it in his kitchen ♪
1012
01:00:09,732 --> 01:00:12,526
♪ Likes it in his kitchen
Likes it in his kitchen ♪
1013
01:00:12,610 --> 01:00:16,030
♪ Mr. Bob Saget
Likes it in his kitchen ♪
1014
01:00:16,113 --> 01:00:18,991
♪ Kitchen of course
Is code for butt ♪
1015
01:00:19,075 --> 01:00:21,243
Hey, it's Bob's code.
I just cracked it.
1016
01:00:22,286 --> 01:00:24,413
By the way, I'm at the MGM.
1017
01:00:24,497 --> 01:00:26,624
It's not like I'm slumming it
at the Tropicana.
1018
01:00:26,707 --> 01:00:30,211
As you can see, there's the MGM.
That's where I am.
1019
01:00:31,671 --> 01:00:33,547
Anyway, Bob didn't like that song.
1020
01:00:33,631 --> 01:00:36,384
He goes "Jon, you're making me sound
like I'm gay."
1021
01:00:36,467 --> 01:00:40,096
And I said, "Well, who cares, Bob?
What's wrong with being gay?"
1022
01:00:40,179 --> 01:00:41,514
Nothing.
1023
01:00:41,597 --> 01:00:42,807
There's nothing wrong with being gay.
1024
01:00:44,016 --> 01:00:49,230
But it was costing him work.
as a leading man.
1025
01:00:49,730 --> 01:00:53,025
I said, "Bob, fine."
He goes "Write another song."
1026
01:00:53,109 --> 01:00:56,112
So I did,
it's called "Bob Saget Isn't Gay."
1027
01:00:57,029 --> 01:00:59,615
♪ Bob Saget isn't gay ♪
1028
01:00:59,699 --> 01:01:02,535
♪ The sky isn't blue ♪
1029
01:01:02,618 --> 01:01:04,537
He didn't like that.
You know?
1030
01:01:06,831 --> 01:01:10,918
I don't know what Bob was, but I know
"they" were a very good friend
1031
01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:12,086
of a lot of people.
1032
01:01:12,169 --> 01:01:16,632
"They" will be sorely missed.
1033
01:01:17,591 --> 01:01:22,430
And by sorely missed, you know,
like, a lot of people,
1034
01:01:22,972 --> 01:01:24,515
Bob made sore.
1035
01:01:25,224 --> 01:01:26,350
And...
1036
01:01:27,935 --> 01:01:29,854
I would imagine they would miss that.
1037
01:01:29,937 --> 01:01:33,190
By the way, the Scleroderma Foundation,
I just want you to know,
1038
01:01:33,274 --> 01:01:36,026
I am performing here in Vegas,
and in honor of you,
1039
01:01:36,110 --> 01:01:39,905
I've decided ten percent of the money
I make from my shows will go...
1040
01:01:40,448 --> 01:01:41,615
to my agent.
1041
01:01:41,699 --> 01:01:45,995
Yeah, this is the second time I've done
a benefit for you guys for free.
1042
01:01:47,079 --> 01:01:49,498
Yeah, I'm Jewish, I'm not an idiot.
All right.
1043
01:01:49,582 --> 01:01:51,667
So all of you people.
What are you doing?
1044
01:01:51,751 --> 01:01:54,587
It's not like you're performing.
Come on, I know you bought a ticket.
1045
01:01:54,670 --> 01:01:56,213
How about more?
A little bit more.
1046
01:01:56,297 --> 01:01:58,215
Yeah, in honor of Bob.
1047
01:01:58,299 --> 01:02:00,968
Yeah, reach into your pocket.
Don't feel guilty.
1048
01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:05,931
[Stamos, laughing] Jon Lovitz.
1049
01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:08,893
He hated those songs.
1050
01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:12,813
And I always asked Lovitz to sing them
because they were so funny.
1051
01:02:12,897 --> 01:02:13,814
So bad.
1052
01:02:16,734 --> 01:02:17,943
[Ross] John Mayer.
1053
01:02:21,071 --> 01:02:22,615
This is so cool.
1054
01:02:24,158 --> 01:02:24,992
Yeah.
1055
01:02:26,202 --> 01:02:27,495
John Mayer, everybody.
1056
01:02:40,633 --> 01:02:43,135
♪ Oh, I'm not colorblind ♪
1057
01:02:43,219 --> 01:02:46,263
♪ I know the world is black and white ♪
1058
01:02:51,435 --> 01:02:53,979
♪ I try to keep an open mind ♪
1059
01:02:54,563 --> 01:02:58,025
♪ But I just can't sleep on this tonight ♪
1060
01:03:02,154 --> 01:03:04,406
♪ Stop this train ♪
1061
01:03:05,366 --> 01:03:09,829
♪ I want to get off and go home again ♪
1062
01:03:10,371 --> 01:03:15,209
♪ I can't take the speed
It's moving in ♪
1063
01:03:15,709 --> 01:03:18,003
♪ I know I can't ♪
1064
01:03:18,504 --> 01:03:20,506
♪ But honestly ♪
1065
01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:25,010
♪ Won't someone stop this train? ♪
1066
01:03:35,479 --> 01:03:37,898
♪ Don't know how else to say it ♪
1067
01:03:38,482 --> 01:03:41,151
♪ Don't want to see my parents go ♪
1068
01:03:46,323 --> 01:03:52,621
♪ I'm one generation's length away
From fighting life out on my own ♪
1069
01:03:55,958 --> 01:03:59,795
♪ Oh, really, stop this train ♪
1070
01:03:59,879 --> 01:04:04,800
♪ I want to get off and go home again ♪
1071
01:04:04,884 --> 01:04:10,347
♪ I can't take the speed it's moving in ♪
1072
01:04:10,431 --> 01:04:15,394
♪ I know I can't
But honestly ♪
1073
01:04:15,477 --> 01:04:19,648
♪ Won't someone stop this train? ♪
1074
01:04:29,491 --> 01:04:32,202
♪ I'm so scared of getting older ♪
1075
01:04:32,703 --> 01:04:35,664
♪ I was only good at being young ♪
1076
01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:43,130
♪ So I play the numbers game ♪
1077
01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:47,885
♪ To find a way to say
That life has just begun ♪
1078
01:04:51,722 --> 01:04:54,350
♪ Had a talk with my old man ♪
1079
01:04:54,433 --> 01:04:57,019
♪ Said, "Help me understand" ♪
1080
01:04:57,102 --> 01:05:01,815
♪ He said "Turn 68
You'll renegotiate ♪
1081
01:05:01,899 --> 01:05:04,652
♪ Don't stop this train ♪
1082
01:05:04,735 --> 01:05:09,323
♪ Don't for a minute
Change the place you're in ♪
1083
01:05:09,990 --> 01:05:14,954
♪ And don't think
I couldn't ever understand ♪
1084
01:05:15,037 --> 01:05:20,459
♪ I tried my hand
John honestly ♪
1085
01:05:20,542 --> 01:05:24,380
♪ We'll never, never, never
stop this train" ♪
1086
01:05:33,097 --> 01:05:37,977
♪ Oh, now, once in a while,
when it's good ♪
1087
01:05:38,060 --> 01:05:40,479
♪ It'll feel like it should ♪
1088
01:05:40,562 --> 01:05:45,943
♪ And they're all still around
And you're still safe and sound ♪
1089
01:05:46,026 --> 01:05:49,780
♪ And you don't miss a thing
'Til you cry ♪
1090
01:05:49,863 --> 01:05:54,118
♪ When you're driving away
In the dark ♪
1091
01:05:54,952 --> 01:05:58,956
♪ You're just singing
Stop this train ♪
1092
01:05:59,039 --> 01:06:03,877
♪ I want to get off
And go home again ♪
1093
01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:09,133
♪ I can't take the speed
This thing is moving in ♪
1094
01:06:09,675 --> 01:06:14,722
♪ I know I can't
'Cause now I see ♪
1095
01:06:14,805 --> 01:06:18,892
♪ We'll never stop this train ♪
1096
01:06:22,813 --> 01:06:25,065
♪ We're never gonna stop this train ♪
1097
01:06:28,527 --> 01:06:31,280
♪ Well I'm sittin'
In the railway station ♪
1098
01:06:31,363 --> 01:06:35,576
♪ Got a ticket for my destination ♪
1099
01:06:39,955 --> 01:06:41,665
Thank you.
We love you, Bob.
1100
01:06:46,253 --> 01:06:49,048
[Ross] Give it up for John Mayer.
1101
01:06:49,131 --> 01:06:50,049
Thank you, brother.
1102
01:06:52,384 --> 01:06:57,222
My older-- my younger, more successful,
more handsome little brother.
1103
01:06:58,515 --> 01:06:59,808
That was awesome.
1104
01:07:02,311 --> 01:07:04,563
Did you introduce--
Darren Criss is here.
1105
01:07:04,646 --> 01:07:06,440
Darren, you're hiding
in the back there.
1106
01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:08,275
How you doin', bud?
1107
01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:11,820
I wanna give a shout-out to Bob's family
that's here too.
1108
01:07:13,238 --> 01:07:17,159
It can't be easy sharing him
with everybody.
1109
01:07:20,245 --> 01:07:21,747
Two of my best friends.
1110
01:07:21,830 --> 01:07:24,124
Aubrey Saget, Lara Saget.
1111
01:07:25,959 --> 01:07:27,002
Make way.
1112
01:07:28,879 --> 01:07:33,383
It's a rock n' roll punk-rock
shiva at The Comedy Store.
1113
01:07:33,467 --> 01:07:35,135
Aubrey, be careful here.
1114
01:07:36,678 --> 01:07:38,263
Your mom's here too.
1115
01:07:38,972 --> 01:07:40,057
This is so cool.
1116
01:07:42,142 --> 01:07:43,352
What's up, ladies?
1117
01:07:43,435 --> 01:07:47,022
You look like rock stars, you might
as well sing like one tonight.
1118
01:07:47,106 --> 01:07:49,274
Here, grab a mic, grab a mic.
1119
01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:53,403
[Stamos] Jackson Browne
is gonna do another song.
1120
01:07:53,487 --> 01:07:55,531
I actually asked him backstage
to do this.
1121
01:07:55,614 --> 01:07:56,949
It's one of my favorite songs.
1122
01:07:57,032 --> 01:07:57,950
I didn't know he wrote this song.
1123
01:07:58,033 --> 01:08:01,078
It was made popular by Nico, right?
"These Days"?
1124
01:08:01,161 --> 01:08:03,705
-[Ross] I can't believe I get to say--
-Wow.
1125
01:08:03,789 --> 01:08:05,999
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome back to the stage,
1126
01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:07,084
Jackson Browne.
1127
01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:08,710
-Jackson Browne.
-Yeah. All right.
1128
01:08:29,523 --> 01:08:31,441
This is such an incredible night.
1129
01:08:31,525 --> 01:08:33,402
If you could just
turn the monitors down a little bit.
1130
01:08:33,485 --> 01:08:34,444
They're feeding back.
1131
01:08:36,488 --> 01:08:39,324
Technical note: If you could just
turn the monitors down a little bit.
1132
01:08:39,408 --> 01:08:40,534
They're feeding back.
1133
01:08:41,702 --> 01:08:42,703
Thank you.
1134
01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:49,168
That is actually supposed to be coming out
of your rig.
1135
01:08:49,251 --> 01:08:50,460
Oh, it is?
1136
01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:56,633
Yeah, it fuses in.
1137
01:08:58,886 --> 01:09:01,805
-[electric guitar chords playing]
-Yeah, there it is.
1138
01:09:04,099 --> 01:09:08,896
In my mind,
we were gonna get to play together.
1139
01:09:08,979 --> 01:09:10,105
You're playing electric, right?
1140
01:09:10,814 --> 01:09:11,857
You wanna play on this?
1141
01:09:14,776 --> 01:09:16,862
It just, you know.
1142
01:09:16,945 --> 01:09:19,156
It's in 'C'.
1143
01:09:21,950 --> 01:09:24,703
At the memorial,
at Jeff Franklin's,
1144
01:09:24,786 --> 01:09:27,581
a week ago
or maybe a little bit longer.
1145
01:09:27,664 --> 01:09:31,627
Something you said, John,
really stayed with me, you know.
1146
01:09:31,710 --> 01:09:35,672
And it had something to do
with the relationship between...
1147
01:09:37,216 --> 01:09:40,010
or the similarity
between comedy and blues
1148
01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:42,012
in its relation to the truth.
1149
01:09:44,014 --> 01:09:45,349
And it's really stayed with me.
1150
01:09:45,432 --> 01:09:47,893
I've been thinking about it
since you said it.
1151
01:09:48,060 --> 01:09:50,187
[strumming guitar chords]
1152
01:09:52,314 --> 01:09:56,109
For some reason, Bob really liked,
he liked a sad song.
1153
01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:01,281
And there's something
about what comedy does,
1154
01:10:01,365 --> 01:10:04,409
when it dispels your deepest sorrows
1155
01:10:04,493 --> 01:10:08,497
and deepest... fear, really.
1156
01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:12,542
Whether it's the fear
of being alone, or...
1157
01:10:13,835 --> 01:10:16,421
This is a song I wrote
when I was about 16.
1158
01:10:17,631 --> 01:10:20,300
Shit was flowing more than it is now.
1159
01:10:36,108 --> 01:10:38,986
♪ Well, I've been out walking ♪
1160
01:10:41,738 --> 01:10:46,076
♪ I don't do that much
Talking these days ♪
1161
01:10:47,369 --> 01:10:49,329
♪ These days ♪
1162
01:10:53,458 --> 01:11:00,048
♪ These days I seem to think a lot
About the things that I forgot to do ♪
1163
01:11:04,970 --> 01:11:09,182
♪ And all the times
I had the chance to ♪
1164
01:11:22,321 --> 01:11:25,407
♪ And I've stopped my rambling ♪
1165
01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:32,539
♪ I don't do that much gambling
These days ♪
1166
01:11:33,582 --> 01:11:36,126
♪ These days ♪
1167
01:11:39,755 --> 01:11:42,591
♪ These days I seem to think about ♪
1168
01:11:42,674 --> 01:11:47,095
♪ How all these changes
Came about my ways ♪
1169
01:11:50,766 --> 01:11:57,731
♪ And I wonder if I'll see
Another highway ♪
1170
01:12:40,065 --> 01:12:43,568
♪ 'Cause I had a lover ♪
1171
01:12:45,654 --> 01:12:50,117
♪ I don't think I'll risk another
These days ♪
1172
01:12:51,368 --> 01:12:53,495
♪ These days ♪
1173
01:12:57,416 --> 01:13:00,127
♪ And if I seem to be afraid ♪
1174
01:13:00,210 --> 01:13:04,506
♪ To live the life
That I have made in song ♪
1175
01:13:10,011 --> 01:13:14,975
♪ Well, it's just that I've been losing ♪
1176
01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:17,144
♪ For so long ♪
1177
01:13:58,685 --> 01:14:03,607
♪ Well, I keep on moving
Movin' on ♪
1178
01:14:04,107 --> 01:14:09,362
♪ Things are bound to be improving
These days ♪
1179
01:14:09,446 --> 01:14:13,158
♪ One of these days ♪
1180
01:14:16,203 --> 01:14:19,414
♪ These days I sit on cornerstones ♪
1181
01:14:19,498 --> 01:14:23,043
♪ And count the time
In quarter tones to ten ♪
1182
01:14:29,132 --> 01:14:33,345
♪ Don't confront me with my failures ♪
1183
01:14:35,263 --> 01:14:39,226
♪ I had not forgotten them ♪
1184
01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:36,199
[cheering and applause]
1185
01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:39,911
Oh, man.
1186
01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:42,831
Thank you, John.
1187
01:15:42,914 --> 01:15:44,207
[Ross] Nice try, guys.
1188
01:15:45,792 --> 01:15:48,420
[Ross] Jackson Browne, John Mayer.
1189
01:15:48,545 --> 01:15:50,880
[cheering and applause continue]
1190
01:15:52,465 --> 01:15:54,926
-Thanks, John.
-[Ross] Thank you, Jackson.
1191
01:15:57,053 --> 01:15:57,887
Thank you, Stamos.
1192
01:15:57,971 --> 01:16:00,682
We've talked about "The Dog is Licking
My Balls" a lot tonight, right?
1193
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:03,059
We were gonna play it,
1194
01:16:03,143 --> 01:16:05,770
but I saw this video
of Bob singing it today,
1195
01:16:05,854 --> 01:16:06,896
so I put it together,
1196
01:16:06,980 --> 01:16:09,232
and the lyrics are on there,
so you all have to sing along.
1197
01:16:09,316 --> 01:16:10,275
[Mayer] Oh, wow.
1198
01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:11,610
Right?
1199
01:16:11,693 --> 01:16:14,571
[Ross] We'll be able to see the video
and you guys, or no?
1200
01:16:14,654 --> 01:16:16,197
Well...
It doesn't matter about us.
1201
01:16:16,281 --> 01:16:18,408
Do you have the video screen down?
1202
01:16:18,491 --> 01:16:19,576
Oh shit, mics.
1203
01:16:20,327 --> 01:16:24,414
[Carey] ♪ Has anyone here
seen my old friend Bob ♪
1204
01:16:24,497 --> 01:16:25,582
[Stamos] Wait a minute.
1205
01:16:28,835 --> 01:16:30,795
-Jim Carey, ladies and gentlemen.
-[Ross] Yeah!
1206
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:35,800
[Mayer playing fast guitar]
1207
01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:55,236
[Stamos] Here it is.
1208
01:16:56,279 --> 01:16:59,449
-[Saget] ♪ He was my friend ♪
-[woman] Is it starting now?
1209
01:17:00,408 --> 01:17:02,786
♪ I was never alone ♪
1210
01:17:06,623 --> 01:17:08,041
♪ He dug a hole ♪
1211
01:17:08,833 --> 01:17:10,502
And he buried...
1212
01:17:10,585 --> 01:17:13,922
♪ And he buried his bone ♪
1213
01:17:15,465 --> 01:17:18,843
♪ But there was one night ♪
1214
01:17:20,887 --> 01:17:23,598
♪ That I still can't recall ♪
1215
01:17:24,307 --> 01:17:25,183
Can you see it?
1216
01:17:25,850 --> 01:17:28,770
♪ When I got really drunk ♪
1217
01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:30,480
[Ross] Everybody!
1218
01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:33,024
♪ And my dog licked my balls ♪
1219
01:17:33,108 --> 01:17:35,819
[Ross] Jackson, come here.
Turn the house lights on.
1220
01:17:35,902 --> 01:17:38,446
♪ My dog licked my balls ♪
1221
01:17:40,907 --> 01:17:43,159
♪ My dog licked my balls ♪
1222
01:17:43,243 --> 01:17:45,078
♪ Licked them clean ♪
1223
01:17:45,662 --> 01:17:48,665
♪ He was just one foot tall ♪
1224
01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:53,378
♪ But that dog licked my balls ♪
1225
01:17:53,461 --> 01:17:55,130
-[Ross] Just the Jews.
-[Stamos] It's still going.
1226
01:17:56,256 --> 01:17:58,258
♪ I fell to the floor ♪
1227
01:18:00,009 --> 01:18:02,929
♪ All that booze made me faint ♪
1228
01:18:05,223 --> 01:18:07,851
♪ He was scared I was hurt ♪
1229
01:18:09,853 --> 01:18:12,856
♪ Stuck his nose in my taint ♪
1230
01:18:12,939 --> 01:18:15,108
[Carey] One thing that rhymed with taint.
1231
01:18:15,191 --> 01:18:18,403
[Saget] ♪ I woke with a start ♪
1232
01:18:19,571 --> 01:18:22,866
♪ I couldn't pretend ♪
1233
01:18:24,701 --> 01:18:27,495
♪ 'Cause I just hooked up ♪
1234
01:18:29,247 --> 01:18:31,916
♪ With my very best friend ♪
1235
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:32,959
[Ross] Everybody!
1236
01:18:34,085 --> 01:18:37,088
♪ My dog licked my balls ♪
1237
01:18:38,047 --> 01:18:39,257
You're not gonna forget this.
1238
01:18:39,340 --> 01:18:42,051
♪ My dog licked my balls ♪
1239
01:18:42,135 --> 01:18:43,011
I'm really sorry.
1240
01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:46,723
♪ I picked him up at the mall ♪
1241
01:18:47,348 --> 01:18:52,020
♪ Who knew one day
That he'd lick my balls. ♪
1242
01:18:52,103 --> 01:18:53,605
♪ All it took was a little Jif ♪
1243
01:18:53,688 --> 01:18:56,608
♪ And one day he died ♪
1244
01:18:59,402 --> 01:19:02,864
♪ And I sat there and cried ♪
1245
01:19:03,990 --> 01:19:06,701
♪ All alone in my house I sat ♪
1246
01:19:07,243 --> 01:19:08,661
You know what I did?
1247
01:19:08,745 --> 01:19:13,291
-♪ And I went out and bought me a cat ♪
-You know what happened?
1248
01:19:13,374 --> 01:19:16,669
♪ And that cat licked my balls ♪
1249
01:19:18,213 --> 01:19:21,674
♪ That pussy licked my balls ♪
1250
01:19:22,383 --> 01:19:25,929
♪ He choked on a hairball
'Cause he took it all ♪
1251
01:19:26,721 --> 01:19:30,767
♪ Man it really made me
Miss my dog... ♪
1252
01:19:31,559 --> 01:19:34,813
♪ Because my dog licked my balls ♪
1253
01:19:34,896 --> 01:19:36,314
Come on, just the women.
1254
01:19:36,981 --> 01:19:39,734
♪ My dog licked my balls ♪
1255
01:19:39,818 --> 01:19:41,986
Just the animal rights activists.
1256
01:19:42,070 --> 01:19:44,155
♪ My dog licked my balls ♪
1257
01:19:44,239 --> 01:19:46,074
Just the taxidermists.
1258
01:19:46,157 --> 01:19:52,997
♪ I miss him so much
'Cause my dog licked my balls ♪
1259
01:19:53,081 --> 01:19:55,416
Take it home, Bob.
Take it home.
1260
01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:57,669
-[cheering and applause]
-[Stamos] Jim Carey! John Mayer!
1261
01:19:57,752 --> 01:19:58,795
Jeff Ross!
1262
01:20:06,010 --> 01:20:09,472
[Ross] L'chaim. Long live Bob Saget.
1263
01:20:10,056 --> 01:20:12,600
♪ He don't fuck around
He gets down ♪
1264
01:20:12,684 --> 01:20:16,062
♪ Because the dog licked my balls ♪
1265
01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:18,273
♪ Down on me, down on me ♪
1266
01:20:27,282 --> 01:20:28,616
[Stamos] Bob Saget.
1267
01:20:29,325 --> 01:20:32,954
-We love you, Bob.
-[cheering and applause]
1268
01:20:36,875 --> 01:20:41,087
♪♪
1269
01:20:45,717 --> 01:20:47,969
♪ No, I'm not colorblind ♪
1270
01:20:48,469 --> 01:20:51,848
♪ I know the world is black and white ♪
1271
01:20:56,352 --> 01:20:58,605
♪ I try to keep an open mind ♪
1272
01:20:59,272 --> 01:21:02,692
♪ But I just can't sleep on this tonight ♪
1273
01:21:07,196 --> 01:21:09,824
♪ Stop this train ♪
1274
01:21:09,908 --> 01:21:14,746
♪ I want to get off and go home again ♪
1275
01:21:15,413 --> 01:21:20,460
♪ I can't take the speed it's moving in ♪
1276
01:21:20,543 --> 01:21:22,962
♪ I know I can't ♪
1277
01:21:23,671 --> 01:21:26,090
♪ But honestly ♪
1278
01:21:26,174 --> 01:21:29,636
♪ Won't someone stop this train? ♪
1279
01:21:40,647 --> 01:21:42,899
♪ Don't know how else to say it ♪
1280
01:21:42,982 --> 01:21:46,361
♪ Don't want to see my parents go ♪
1281
01:21:51,366 --> 01:21:54,327
♪ I'm one generation's length away ♪
1282
01:21:54,410 --> 01:21:57,872
♪ From fighting life out on my own ♪
1283
01:22:01,709 --> 01:22:03,878
♪ Stop this train ♪
1284
01:22:04,504 --> 01:22:09,050
♪ I want to get off and go home again ♪
1285
01:22:09,759 --> 01:22:15,098
♪ I can't take the speed it's moving in ♪
1286
01:22:15,181 --> 01:22:17,308
♪ I know I can't ♪
1287
01:22:17,976 --> 01:22:24,273
♪ But honestly
Won't someone stop this train? ♪
1288
01:22:34,492 --> 01:22:40,832
♪ I'm so scared of getting older
I was only good at being young ♪
1289
01:22:45,461 --> 01:22:47,630
♪ So I play the numbers game ♪
1290
01:22:47,714 --> 01:22:52,719
♪ To find a way to say
That life has just begun ♪
1291
01:22:56,806 --> 01:22:59,434
♪ Had a talk with my old man ♪
1292
01:22:59,517 --> 01:23:02,186
♪ Said "Help me understand" ♪
1293
01:23:02,270 --> 01:23:06,816
♪ He said "Turn 68
You'll renegotiate" ♪
1294
01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:09,694
♪ "Don't stop this train
1295
01:23:09,777 --> 01:23:14,449
♪ Don't for a minute
Change the place you're in ♪
1296
01:23:15,324 --> 01:23:20,163
♪ And don't think
I couldn't ever understand ♪
1297
01:23:20,246 --> 01:23:22,707
♪ I tried my hand ♪
1298
01:23:22,790 --> 01:23:29,088
♪ John, honestly
We'll never, never stop this train" ♪