1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:03,704 - * MTV * 2 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:08,776 [both chuckling] 3 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,779 [rock music] 4 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:18,986 * * 5 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,462 - And we'll just take some of these, 6 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,997 one of these, 7 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:30,998 gotta have these. 8 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:32,366 These are good. 9 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:33,534 - Yeah. 10 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:35,603 - And there we go. 11 00:00:39,073 --> 00:00:40,608 Something to wash it all down with, 12 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:41,642 you know what I'm saying? 13 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:42,976 [chuckles] - Yep. 14 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,679 We like the cold ones. 15 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,848 - Are you guys old enough to drink? 16 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:50,418 - Uh, are you, sir? 17 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:52,086 - Yeah, are you, sir? 18 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:54,722 - I can't sell you this unless you've got ID. 19 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,990 You can still buy the rest. 20 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,093 - Uh... - [chuckles] 21 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,961 - Do you even have any money? 22 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:02,730 - Uh, do you, sir? 23 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:04,897 - Yeah, do you, sir? 24 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,834 Because we could, like, use some money. 25 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,702 You know what I'm saying? [snickers] 26 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:10,471 [bell rings] 27 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:12,806 Nobody ever lets us buy cool things, Butt-Head. 28 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:16,510 They always say we're, like, not old enough or something. 29 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,746 - Whoa. 30 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:20,814 I have, like, an idea. 31 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:22,916 [snickers] 32 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:25,051 Old people can buy whatever they want, 33 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:27,888 so we just need to, like, make you look old. 34 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:29,423 - Yeah, cool. [laughs] 35 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:33,060 - You need, like, gray hair and wrinkles and stuff. 36 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:35,563 - My 'nads have wrinkles. 37 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:36,797 They kind of look old. 38 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,199 Maybe I'll show people my 'nads 39 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,168 instead of my face. Yeah. 40 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:43,571 - People don't like seeing 'nads, dumbass. 41 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,372 - Not even on a fake ID? 42 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:48,509 - Uh, no. 43 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:51,545 You're weird, Beavis. 44 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,447 Okay, stand still. 45 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:54,914 I'm gonna dye your hair. 46 00:01:54,982 --> 00:01:56,783 - Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, dye. 47 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:59,953 Yeah, dye! 48 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:02,590 Whoa, it smells like dizzy or--or something. 49 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,825 - That means it's working, Beavis. 50 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:06,794 - Oh, really? 51 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:09,163 Cool. 52 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:11,732 - Put a little here. 53 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,267 There we go. 54 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:14,635 Okay. 55 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:17,037 Old guys are always hurting their back, 56 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:19,740 so you need to, like, say "Ow, my back" a lot. 57 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,875 - Um, okay, yeah. 58 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:23,277 Ow, my back. 59 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:26,714 - Uh, no, it needs to sound real. 60 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,350 - Okay, okay, let me try this. How about, um... 61 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:31,018 Ow, my back! 62 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:34,755 - Uh, that's pretty good. - [groaning] 63 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,990 - Yeah. - Okay. 64 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:40,293 Now go in there and buy beer. 65 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:41,895 - Oh... 66 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:43,897 [grumbling] 67 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:46,133 Damn it. Ah. 68 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,636 - It's time to go. The bus is leaving. 69 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:52,706 - Um, I just have to get some beer or something. 70 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:54,408 - We have to get on the bus. 71 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:57,043 - Um, oh, okay. Yeah. 72 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,613 I guess that's pretty cool. 73 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,749 Thank you, son. 74 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,384 [groans] My back. 75 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:10,190 - [laughs] 76 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:11,725 Beavis is gone. 77 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:16,397 - * Open your eyes * 78 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:19,466 * To know where I'm taking you to * 79 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,869 - Well, somebody's homeschooled. 80 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:24,071 [laughs] 81 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:26,874 - Yeah, you can tell. [snickers] 82 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:29,477 - I think the secret to doing these trick shots 83 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,612 is not having any friends 84 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:34,382 so you just, like, throw Frisbees all day 85 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,517 and then sometimes, they go in things. 86 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:38,151 - [laughs] 87 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,520 He keeps doing that thing 88 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:40,821 that Caulay MacCulkin does, you know, 89 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:41,989 in "Home Alone," 90 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,491 you know, with his fist. 91 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:44,925 - [laughs] 92 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:47,395 - But in "Home Alone," his parents wanted him back. 93 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:49,397 [snickers] 94 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:52,366 - [laughs] Oh, yeah. 95 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:54,468 They just, like, put a bunch of Frisbees 96 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:56,637 and a basketball outside and locked the door. 97 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:01,442 - "If the ball goes in the net, I'm not lonely. 98 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:04,912 Yes. Yeah. Awesome! Yeah." 99 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:08,582 You know what these Frisbees don't go in? 100 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:11,552 A girl. 101 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:14,388 - [snickering] Oh, yeah. 102 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:16,156 - The other dudes in the neighborhood are like, 103 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:17,757 "Hey, trick shot guy. 104 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,259 "We got a bunch of girls that wanna come over 105 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:20,594 and swim in your pool," 106 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:23,564 and then he's like, "What? No way. 107 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:26,166 "I have to hit a soccer ball with a wiffle bat 108 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:27,735 "and bounce it off a basketball hoop 109 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,603 "onto a ledge. 110 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:32,039 "I can't do that with a bunch of chicks running around here 111 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,273 "in bikinis. 112 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:34,975 Get out of here." 113 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:36,444 - Yeah, yeah. 114 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:39,680 And then he fist pumps. Yeah. 115 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:40,814 "Yeah! 116 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:41,982 Got rid of those chicks." 117 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:43,417 Yeah. [laughs] 118 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:45,519 - I bet he does a lot of fist pumping, 119 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:47,721 if you know what I mean. [guffaws] 120 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,190 - [snickers] Yeah. 121 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:51,692 I got a little trick shot 122 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:55,028 where I make it hit the ceiling. 123 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,830 - Uh... 124 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:59,232 that's disgusting, Beavis. 125 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:02,770 - Took me all summer to master it, too. 126 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,672 - Uh, okay, Beavis, 127 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:07,375 I'm gonna try a trick shot now. 128 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,309 I'm gonna take this can, 129 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:12,112 and I'm gonna, like, bounce it off the TV 130 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:13,847 and then off your head 131 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:16,216 and then out the window. 132 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:18,852 This is gonna be cool. 133 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:21,522 Uh... 134 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:22,556 - [yelps] 135 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:23,891 Ow. [laughs] 136 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,559 Wait, I didn't see. Did it go out the window? 137 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:27,461 [snickers] 138 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:30,631 - Uh... no. [laughs] 139 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:33,767 Guess I have to keep trying until I get it right. 140 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,569 [snickers] 141 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:37,771 Okay, look straight ahead, Beavis. 142 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:40,408 - Ah! 143 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:41,875 Damn it. 144 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,411 I think you're doing something wrong, Butt-Head. 145 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,646 Let me try. Yeah. [laughs] 146 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:48,482 Concentrate here. 147 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:50,317 Line this thing up. Yeah. 148 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,259 Whoa. [coughs] Ow. 149 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:02,329 What happened, Butt-Head? Did it work? 150 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:05,298 - Uh... no. 151 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,100 That sucked. 152 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:09,403 And you lost the can. 153 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:10,904 - Ah, damn it. 154 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:14,374 Well, I guess I gotta keep trying, you know? 155 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,209 Let me see. Maybe this rock would work. 156 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:17,878 [snickers] 157 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:20,013 Think I got this. Yeah, yeah. 158 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,783 [screams] - [snickers] 159 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:23,884 Dumbass. 160 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:28,288 - Agh. Ow. 161 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:31,191 Whoa! 162 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:34,628 - [coughing] 163 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:36,830 - These guys really know how to party. 164 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,669 [scatting] 165 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,572 Jack. No. 166 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:47,274 - Social Security doesn't go as far as it used to. 167 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,242 - Yeah, no one lets us buy anything cool. 168 00:06:49,308 --> 00:06:50,978 - No, they don't. 169 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,880 - And now they won't let me drive. 170 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,915 - Yeah, me neither. Yeah, it sucks. 171 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,151 - Hello... 172 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,152 - Oh, hey, hey. How's it going? 173 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:01,755 Yeah. I'm Beavis. 174 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:04,424 - Oh, mm, haven't seen you before. 175 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:06,059 When did you move in? 176 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,761 - I don't know, really. 177 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:10,230 They just dropped me off here, you know? 178 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:12,566 - My kids did the same to me. 179 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:15,335 You know, there are so few men at this place. 180 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:17,404 A girl can get lonely. 181 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:23,544 - Um... um... what? 182 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:26,079 - You know, a handsome old stud like you 183 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:28,348 could really brighten my day. 184 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:31,318 How'd you like to come back to my room? 185 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:33,587 - Um, okay, yeah. 186 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:36,389 Is there, like, beer there or something? 187 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:40,494 - [laughs] I like the way you think. 188 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:42,996 - Yeah, thinking sucks. 189 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:53,240 - Hmm, looks like we're alone now. 190 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:56,109 - Oh, candy, yeah. That's pretty cool. 191 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:59,913 - When was the last time you were with a woman, Beavis? 192 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,281 - Uh, I don't know. 193 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:03,517 I think, like, never or something. 194 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,455 Whoa. 195 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:09,857 Boi-oi-oing-- 196 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,458 ow-ow-ow, my back! 197 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:12,526 Gah! 198 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:16,564 - So that's where that dumbass went. 199 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,669 - Don't think about your dead wife, Beavis. 200 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:24,738 She's gone, and I'm here. 201 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,607 - Yeah, okay. That sounds pretty cool. 202 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:28,241 [doorknob clicks] 203 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,011 - What the hell are you doing? 204 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:32,880 - What? Um... 205 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:35,414 Uh, what the hell are you doing? 206 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:36,884 - This is your grandson? 207 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,052 So nice of him to visit. 208 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:41,855 - You're supposed to be getting us beer, butthole. 209 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:43,924 - Damn it, Butt-Head, go away! 210 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:46,159 Here, here, have some candy. 211 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:48,662 - I don't want your candy, dumbass. 212 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:50,463 Give me that. 213 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,532 - Have a Susan B. Anthony dollar. 214 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,001 - Just get out of here! 215 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,403 I'm about to score with this weird old lady. 216 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,906 - No way. She wants to score with me. 217 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,608 She just gave me this silver coin 218 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:02,676 that probably costs $10,000. 219 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,678 - Pearl? 220 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,747 Hey! - Uh, Albert? 221 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:10,183 - What the hell are you two doing in my wife's room? 222 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,686 - I'm, like, trying to score with her or something. 223 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:15,055 - Yeah, me too. 224 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:16,757 - God damn it! 225 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:18,391 - Hey, cut it out! - Ugh! 226 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:21,061 - Hey! [yelling] - Oh, dear. 227 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:22,796 - Ah, my back! Ah, ah! 228 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:24,464 - Oh, Albert, 229 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:26,634 oh, I've never seen this side of you. 230 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,435 - Kick his ass, Albert. 231 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,737 - [screaming] 232 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,004 - He's a horn dog. 233 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,539 - Ow, my back! Agh! 234 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,043 [groaning] Ow, my back. 235 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,445 - Uh, like, watch your step. 236 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,616 - Yeah, thank you. [laughs] 237 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:46,286 Did I ever tell you about the time I almost scored? 238 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:48,488 - You sure did, Beavis. 239 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:50,057 You sure did. 240 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,160 - I almost scored. 241 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,762 [snickers] My back. 242 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,296 Oh. [laughs] 243 00:09:57,064 --> 00:10:00,033 [martial tune] 244 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,077 - Hello, I'm Tom Anderson, 245 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:13,013 veteran of two foreign wars. 246 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,315 The Battle of Incheon, 247 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,317 the biggest naval invasion 248 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:20,721 since a little thing called D-Day. 249 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,089 Me and my platoon 250 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,191 were about to land on Red Beach 251 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:26,026 when I noticed something 252 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:28,762 that changed the whole ball game. 253 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:31,631 [dramatic music] 254 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:33,867 You see that, Jackson? - Yes, sir. 255 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,435 That machine gun nest's got our boys pinned down-- 256 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:37,805 - Somebody didn't paint this hull right, 257 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,073 and see? You get rust. 258 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,175 Gotta mix that primer correctly, 259 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,044 or you might as well not even bother 260 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,412 with the top coat. 261 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,980 - Sir, we might all be dead in a min-- 262 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,849 - See, the paint acts as a seal 263 00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:50,751 to keep out the salt water, 264 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:53,586 because when salt and water get together, 265 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:57,324 that's what I call a recipe for rust. 266 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,292 I'm not gonna bore you with it, 267 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,962 but salt water is full of ions... 268 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,163 - Sir, the beach is over there. 269 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,464 We're going the wrong direction-- 270 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:07,167 - And that speeds up the oxidation process, 271 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,169 which I'll speak more about later. 272 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,204 Anyway, I don't think 273 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,340 anybody's gonna be whooping the Commies 274 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,542 without doing their basic maintenance. 275 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,577 We're headed back to the ship. 276 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,713 - But sir... - And Sergeant, 277 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:22,149 if anything happens to me, 278 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,984 give this to my wife. 279 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,319 [dramatic music] 280 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:29,422 It's instructions on how to properly maintain 281 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:32,893 the oil furnace. 282 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,028 That boat did get repainted 283 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,696 and lasted another three months 284 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:39,299 before it was sunk in the Sea of Japan, 285 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,135 killing everyone on board. 286 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,404 What happened to that oil furnace? 287 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,740 Well... [laughs] That's a tale 288 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:49,810 for the next "Tom Anderson's War Stories," 289 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,779 and it's a doozy. 290 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,546 [laughs] 291 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:01,521 [bluesy rock music] 292 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:05,125 * * 293 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:08,695 - You know, there's nothing better 294 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,965 than going hunting out here in God's country. 295 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,968 Course, my old peepers ain't what they used to be, 296 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,437 which is why I'm glad you two boys 297 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,606 could come along to be my spotters. 298 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:22,910 - [laughs] We're gonna shoot a gun. 299 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,412 - Yeah, yeah. Tchk-tchk. Bang! 300 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,848 [imitates gunshots] 301 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,517 - Uh, you'll have to speak up now. 302 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:34,654 My yodel-catchers ain't what they used to be neither. 303 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,189 - You're old. 304 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,727 Whoa. - Whoa. 305 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,263 - Now, I'm used to hunting alone, mind you. 306 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,899 My son used to always want to come along with me, 307 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,936 but I like to hunt by myself. 308 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,038 - Yeah, yeah, I like to do stuff by myself too. 309 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,240 [snickers] You know what I'm saying? 310 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:56,209 - Uh, but you two are responsible young men, 311 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,346 not like those other two kids around the neighborhood, 312 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,048 Beaufort and Bernardo. 313 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,150 - [Spanish accent] Bernardo. 314 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,617 - Yes, sir. 315 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,753 We're, like, very responsible. 316 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,022 Can we, like, blow stuff away now? 317 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,791 - [accented] Yeah, yeah, I will blow away Bernardo. 318 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,827 Bang! - [snickering] 319 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,662 - Oh, no, no, no. 320 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,530 No one's allowed to touch this gun, 321 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,399 except yours truly, of course. 322 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,602 But y'all can carry the tent and the beer cooler. 323 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,504 - Huh? [grunts] 324 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:25,939 - What? [grunts] 325 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,841 - Well, let's get 'er done, 326 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,576 like the funny man says. 327 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,079 [laughs] 328 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:36,549 - Butt-Head, I wanted to shoot the gun. 329 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,119 - The outdoors sucks. 330 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,123 - * I make breakfast for all my pretty foes * 331 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,025 * And my boyfriend look like DiCaprio * 332 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:47,327 * I could strike a pose for your poster, bro * 333 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,930 - Why is she so bored? [laughs] 334 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,798 - Yeah, really. 335 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,700 What's her problem? 336 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,336 It was her idea to make the video. 337 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,704 - Yeah, really. 338 00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,307 Yeah, no one's forced her to do this. 339 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,742 - Well, at least Jack Harlow's not in it. 340 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,377 [laughs] 341 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,546 What? Again? 342 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:07,480 - You gotta be kidding me. 343 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,982 [laughs] 344 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,550 - * 'Cause I lie a lot * 345 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,986 - Boy, he's only been rapping for, like, five seconds, 346 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,487 and he's already exhausted. 347 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,723 [snickers] 348 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,725 - Yeah, he's like, "Ugh, I suck. 349 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:21,861 Why am I pretending to tattoo? No one's gonna believe this." 350 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,630 - * In the back of a jeep * 351 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,198 - Yeah. [laughs] 352 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,067 If Jack Harlow was tattooing me, 353 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:30,337 I'd have him tattoo "Jack Harlow sucks." 354 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,871 [laughs] 355 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,407 - Yeah, and he'd probably be too bored to notice. 356 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,675 Yeah. [laughs] 357 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:36,843 "Yeah, yeah, where do you want it? 358 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,546 Your arm? Your forehead? I don't care." 359 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:40,680 - Yeah. [laughs] 360 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,115 Then I'd be like, 361 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,417 "No, I want it on your forehead." 362 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,453 [laughs] 363 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,821 - Yeah, he'd be like, "Okay. 364 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,124 I mean, I do suck. Ugh." 365 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,693 - * I got the hot pot running I'm a little unsteady * 366 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,428 - Boy. [laughs] 367 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,598 She really doesn't like her song here. 368 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:01,468 "Why can't I be in a video of something good? 369 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,237 [both laugh] 370 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:07,807 - Yeah, she's like, "Ugh, this song gives me a headache, 371 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:11,178 and so does my voice. Ugh." 372 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,712 [laughs] 373 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:16,149 They think if they, like, hate themselves first, 374 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,518 it'll make us not wanna hate them, 375 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,287 but I hate them. 376 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,388 [laughs] 377 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,589 - Yeah. 378 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,557 We're way ahead of you, Audrey Nuna. 379 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,259 Yeah. 380 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,061 You gotta get up pretty early in the morning 381 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,030 to hate yourself more than I do. 382 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,602 - You know, this here is the most exciting part 383 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,170 of hunting, I tell you what: 384 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,973 just sitting out here in nature. 385 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,409 - Uh, this sucks. 386 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:43,876 - You know, 90%... - I wanna shoot the gun. 387 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,846 Yeah. This sucks. 388 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,316 - Whoa, Beavis, check it out. 389 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,084 [laughs] 390 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,885 - At least we can drink this beer, 391 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,921 and maybe this place won't be so boring. 392 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,790 - Oh, yeah. Cool. 393 00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,692 - Ugh. Ugh. [coughs] 394 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,629 - [gagging] 395 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:05,698 - Oh, now, that there is my magic weapon. 396 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,134 The deer get a whiff of that, 397 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,802 and they come running right quick. 398 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,804 - Whoa. Deers like beer? 399 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,973 - That's weird. 400 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,475 - We'd better hurry up and chug it 401 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,877 before the dumb deers get here and drink it all. 402 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,213 - Yeah, seriously. 403 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,883 - Eh, my son used to beg me to take him out here. 404 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,918 Almost did, once. 405 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,288 He'd start getting in fights at school. 406 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:31,691 Marcie said he was just doing it to get my attention. 407 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,493 But you see, my own father-- 408 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,062 he was a hard man. 409 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,164 Once, when I was a boy, I... 410 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:41,234 I've never told anyone this before, but, well... 411 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,006 [both snickering] 412 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,308 - [imitates gunshots] 413 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:51,311 - We have a gun. 414 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:54,414 - Bum-di-di-dam. So what should we shoot? 415 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:57,617 - Uh, how about everything we see? 416 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,386 - Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. 417 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:03,190 Yeah, good idea. Yeah. 418 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:04,357 - Okay, let's see. 419 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,693 Where to start? 420 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:10,530 - Like, ready, aim, something, and, uh-- 421 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:13,099 agh! [gunshot echoing] 422 00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:17,204 - Uh... 423 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,771 - What was that noise? 424 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,809 Well, anyway, I got home, and Daddy said, 425 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,646 "No boy of mine is gonna be in the school musical." 426 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,616 - Damn it, Beavis, you screwed up my turn. 427 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,584 I get to shoot it again. 428 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,353 - Yeah, damn it. That sucks. 429 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,323 [gun clicking] 430 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,325 - Damn it, the bullet's gone. 431 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,792 You dumbass. 432 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,962 Now I've gotta go find it and put it back in the gun. 433 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:47,100 Can't send a boy to do a man's job. 434 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:50,570 - And by then, my boy had gone without a daddy so long, 435 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:55,074 well, he--he learned to go without one at all. 436 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,743 - Yeah, we need another bullet for this 437 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,245 so we can shoot everything. 438 00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,979 - What now? 439 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,651 Hell, you're right. 440 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,520 It may be too late to go hunting with my son, 441 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:12,259 but it's not too late to start something new with you boys. 442 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:15,662 Let's go land us a buck. 443 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,998 Now, you just let me know when you see a deer, son. 444 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,536 - Whoa, whoa, it's Butt-Head. 445 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,071 Yeah. [laughs] 446 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,339 - Buck head? 447 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,874 You see a buck's head? 448 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,478 - That bullet better be around here somewhere, 449 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,146 or I'm gonna kick Beavis' ass. 450 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,515 - Oh, oh, I see him. 451 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,584 I see him right there in that brush. 452 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,686 Real scrawny fella. 453 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,255 [tense music] 454 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,623 - Uh... 455 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,392 [buck groaning] 456 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,360 Whoa. 457 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:51,364 You can see his wiener. [gunshot] 458 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:54,167 They got tired of scoring. 459 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,502 Oh, cool. 460 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,570 I found the bullet. [gunshot] 461 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,907 Guns are cool. 462 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,512 Uh, I got the bullet 463 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:08,548 and then, like, some other bullet. 464 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,617 - Well, boys, we didn't land a buck, 465 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:15,021 but I think maybe we landed something more important today. 466 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,490 You know I'm not the touchy-feely sort, 467 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,227 but... well... 468 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:25,232 Ugh, you boys smell something fierce. 469 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,235 And whatever it is, it's gotten all over me. 470 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,936 Is that deer urine--oh! 471 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,038 Oh, Lord, no! [buck moaning] 472 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:36,142 - Whoa, Mr. Anderson is, like, scoring with a deer. 473 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,611 - Oh, somebody! - Whoa, yeah, deers are cool. 474 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,146 Yeah. - Good Lord almighty! 475 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,181 - Tap that ass. 476 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,083 - Yeah. 477 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,653 Let's shoot Mr. Anderson's truck. 478 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:50,189 [rock music] 479 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:51,891 - [imitates gunshots] 480 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,763 [bluesy rock music] 481 00:19:56,829 --> 00:20:03,936 * * 482 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,618 [chiming noises] 483 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,086 - Chirp.