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You know, there's
nothing better
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than going hunting
out here in God's country.
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Course, my old peepers
ain't what they used to be,
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which is why I'm glad
you two boys
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could come along
to be my spotters.
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We're gonna shoot a gun.
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Yeah, yeah.
Tchk-tchk. Bang!
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Uh, you'll have
to speak up now.
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My yodel-catchers ain't
what they used to be neither.
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You're old.
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Whoa.
- Whoa.
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Now, I'm used
to hunting alone, mind you.
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My son used to always want
to come along with me,
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but I like to hunt
by myself.
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Yeah, yeah, I like
to do stuff by myself too.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Uh, but you two
are responsible young men,
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not like those other two kids
around the neighborhood,
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Beaufort and Bernardo.
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Bernardo.
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Yes, sir.
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We're, like, very responsible.
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Can we, like, blow
stuff away now?
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Yeah, yeah,
I will blow away Bernardo.
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Bang!
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Oh, no, no, no.
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No one's allowed to touch
this gun,
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except yours truly, of course.
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But y'all can carry the tent
and the beer cooler.
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Huh?
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What?
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Well, let's get 'er done,
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like the funny man says.
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Butt-Head, I wanted
to shoot the gun.
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The outdoors sucks.
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♪ I make breakfast
for all my pretty foes ♪
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♪ And my boyfriend look
like DiCaprio ♪
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♪ I could strike a pose
for your poster, bro ♪
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Why is she so bored?
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Yeah, really.
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What's her problem?
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It was her idea to make
the video.
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Yeah, really.
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Yeah, no one's forced her
to do this.
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Well, at least Jack Harlow's
not in it.
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What? Again?
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You gotta be kidding me.
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♪ 'Cause I lie a lot ♪
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Boy, he's only been rapping
for, like, five seconds,
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and he's already exhausted.
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Yeah, he's like,
"Ugh, I suck.
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Why am I pretending to tattoo?
No one's gonna believe this."
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♪ In the back of a jeep ♪
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Yeah. [laughs]
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If Jack Harlow
was tattooing me,
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I'd have him tattoo
"Jack Harlow sucks."
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Yeah, and he'd probably be
too bored to notice.
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Yeah. [laughs]
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"Yeah, yeah,
where do you want it?
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Your arm? Your forehead?
I don't care."
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Yeah. [laughs]
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Then I'd be like,
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"No, I want it
on your forehead."
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Yeah, he'd be like, "Okay.
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I mean, I do suck. Ugh."
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♪ I got the hot pot running
I'm a little unsteady ♪
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Boy. [laughs]
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She really doesn't like
her song here.
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"Why can't I be in a video
of something good?
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Yeah, she's like, "Ugh,
this song gives me a headache,
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and so does my voice.
Ugh."
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They think if they, like,
hate themselves first,
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it'll make us
not wanna hate them,
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but I hate them.
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Yeah.
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We're way ahead of you,
Audrey Nuna.
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Yeah.
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You gotta get up
pretty early in the morning
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to hate yourself
more than I do.
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You know, this here
is the most exciting part
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of hunting, I tell you what:
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just sitting out here
in nature.
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Uh, this sucks.
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- You know, 90%...
- I wanna shoot the gun.
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Yeah.
This sucks.
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Whoa, Beavis, check it out.
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At least we can drink
this beer,
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and maybe this place
won't be so boring.
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Oh, yeah. Cool.
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Ugh. Ugh.
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Oh, now, that there
is my magic weapon.
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The deer get a whiff of that,
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and they come running
right quick.
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Whoa.
Deers like beer?
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That's weird.
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We'd better hurry up
and chug it
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before the dumb deers get here
and drink it all.
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Yeah, seriously.
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Eh, my son used to beg me
to take him out here.
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Almost did, once.
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He'd start getting in fights
at school.
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Marcie said he was just doing
it to get my attention.
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But you see, my own father--
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he was a hard man.
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Once, when I was a boy, I...
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I've never told anyone this
before, but, well...
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We have a gun.
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Bum-di-di-dam.
So what should we shoot?
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Uh, how about everything
we see?
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Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, good idea. Yeah.
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Okay, let's see.
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Where to start?
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Like, ready, aim, something,
and, uh--
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agh!
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Uh...
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What was that noise?
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Well, anyway, I got home,
and Daddy said,
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"No boy of mine is gonna be
in the school musical."
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Damn it, Beavis,
you screwed up my turn.
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I get to shoot it again.
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Yeah, damn it.
That sucks.
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Damn it, the bullet's gone.
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You dumbass.
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Now I've gotta go find it
and put it back in the gun.
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Can't send a boy
to do a man's job.
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And by then, my boy had gone
without a daddy so long,
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well, he--he learned
to go without one at all.
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Yeah, we need another bullet
for this
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so we can shoot everything.
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What now?
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Hell, you're right.
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It may be too late
to go hunting with my son,
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but it's not too late to start
something new with you boys.
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Let's go land us a buck.
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Now, you just let me know
when you see a deer, son.
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Whoa, whoa, it's Butt-Head.
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Yeah.
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Buck head?
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You see a buck's head?
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That bullet better be
around here somewhere,
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or I'm gonna kick Beavis' ass.
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Oh, oh, I see him.
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I see him right there
in that brush.
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Real scrawny fella.
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Uh...
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Whoa.
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You can see his wiener.
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They got tired of scoring.
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Oh, cool.
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I found the bullet.
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Guns are cool.
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Uh, I got the bullet
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and then, like,
some other bullet.
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Well, boys,
we didn't land a buck,
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but I think maybe we landed
something more important today.
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You know
I'm not the touchy-feely sort,
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but... well...
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Ugh, you boys smell
something fierce.
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And whatever it is,
it's gotten all over me.
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Is that deer urine--oh!
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Oh, Lord, no!
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Whoa, Mr. Anderson
is, like, scoring with a deer.
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- Oh, somebody!
- Whoa, yeah, deers are cool.
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Yeah.
- Good Lord almighty!
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Tap that ass.
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Yeah.
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Let's shoot
Mr. Anderson's truck.
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Chirp.