1 00:00:02,070 --> 00:00:04,972 [bluesy rock music] 2 00:00:05,073 --> 00:00:08,642 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,213 You know, there's nothing better 4 00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:15,483 than going hunting out here in God's country. 5 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:18,486 Course, my old peepers ain't what they used to be, 6 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:20,954 which is why I'm glad you two boys 7 00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:23,124 could come along to be my spotters. 8 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:26,427 [laughs] We're gonna shoot a gun. 9 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,929 Yeah, yeah. Tchk-tchk. Bang! 10 00:00:28,929 --> 00:00:31,365 [imitates gunshots] 11 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:34,102 Uh, you'll have to speak up now. 12 00:00:34,102 --> 00:00:38,172 My yodel-catchers ain't what they used to be neither. 13 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:39,707 You're old. 14 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:44,245 Whoa. - Whoa. 15 00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:46,780 Now, I'm used to hunting alone, mind you. 16 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:49,417 My son used to always want to come along with me, 17 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:52,453 but I like to hunt by myself. 18 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,555 Yeah, yeah, I like to do stuff by myself too. 19 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,757 [snickers] You know what I'm saying? 20 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:59,727 Uh, but you two are responsible young men, 21 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:02,863 not like those other two kids around the neighborhood, 22 00:01:02,863 --> 00:01:04,565 Beaufort and Bernardo. 23 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,734 [Spanish accent] Bernardo. 24 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,202 Yes, sir. 25 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:10,338 We're, like, very responsible. 26 00:01:10,338 --> 00:01:12,606 Can we, like, blow stuff away now? 27 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:15,376 [accented] Yeah, yeah, I will blow away Bernardo. 28 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:17,411 Bang! - [snickering] 29 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,247 Oh, no, no, no. 30 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:21,149 No one's allowed to touch this gun, 31 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,983 except yours truly, of course. 32 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:26,187 But y'all can carry the tent and the beer cooler. 33 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:28,156 Huh? [grunts] 34 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:29,523 What? [grunts] 35 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:31,425 Well, let's get 'er done, 36 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,161 like the funny man says. 37 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:35,663 [laughs] 38 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:40,168 Butt-Head, I wanted to shoot the gun. 39 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:42,703 The outdoors sucks. 40 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,707 * I make breakfast for all my pretty foes ♪ 41 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:48,609 ♪ And my boyfriend look like DiCaprio ♪ 42 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,911 ♪ I could strike a pose for your poster, bro ♪ 43 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:53,514 Why is she so bored? [laughs] 44 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:55,383 Yeah, really. 45 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:57,285 What's her problem? 46 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:59,920 It was her idea to make the video. 47 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,289 Yeah, really. 48 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:03,891 Yeah, no one's forced her to do this. 49 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:06,394 Well, at least Jack Harlow's not in it. 50 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:08,028 [laughs] 51 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:10,198 What? Again? 52 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:11,199 You gotta be kidding me. 53 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:12,633 [laughs] 54 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,202 * 'Cause I lie a lot ♪ 55 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:16,637 Boy, he's only been rapping for, like, five seconds, 56 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,206 and he's already exhausted. 57 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:20,374 [snickers] 58 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,376 Yeah, he's like, "Ugh, I suck. 59 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:25,513 Why am I pretending to tattoo? No one's gonna believe this." 60 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:27,281 * In the back of a jeep ♪ 61 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:28,849 Yeah. [laughs] 62 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,718 If Jack Harlow was tattooing me, 63 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:33,987 I'd have him tattoo "Jack Harlow sucks." 64 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,523 [laughs] 65 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:38,058 Yeah, and he'd probably be too bored to notice. 66 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,327 Yeah. [laughs] 67 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:40,494 "Yeah, yeah, where do you want it? 68 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:43,231 Your arm? Your forehead? I don't care." 69 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:44,332 Yeah. [laughs] 70 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:45,766 Then I'd be like, 71 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:48,068 "No, I want it on your forehead." 72 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:50,103 [laughs] 73 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:52,473 Yeah, he'd be like, "Okay. 74 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:54,775 I mean, I do suck. Ugh." 75 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:57,345 * I got the hot pot running I'm a little unsteady ♪ 76 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:59,079 Boy. [laughs] 77 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:02,250 She really doesn't like her song here. 78 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:05,118 "Why can't I be in a video of something good? 79 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:07,955 [both laugh] 80 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:11,525 Yeah, she's like, "Ugh, this song gives me a headache, 81 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:14,895 and so does my voice. Ugh." 82 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,430 [laughs] 83 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:19,867 They think if they, like, hate themselves first, 84 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:22,270 it'll make us not wanna hate them, 85 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:24,004 but I hate them. 86 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,105 [laughs] 87 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:26,307 Yeah. 88 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:28,276 We're way ahead of you, Audrey Nuna. 89 00:03:28,276 --> 00:03:29,977 Yeah. 90 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:31,779 You gotta get up pretty early in the morning 91 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:33,747 to hate yourself more than I do. 92 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:39,320 You know, this here is the most exciting part 93 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,888 of hunting, I tell you what: 94 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:43,691 just sitting out here in nature. 95 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:46,126 Uh, this sucks. 96 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:47,595 - You know, 90%... - I wanna shoot the gun. 97 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:50,564 Yeah. This sucks. 98 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,033 Whoa, Beavis, check it out. 99 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,802 [laughs] 100 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,604 At least we can drink this beer, 101 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:58,639 and maybe this place won't be so boring. 102 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:01,509 Oh, yeah. Cool. 103 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:03,411 Ugh. Ugh. [coughs] 104 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:06,414 [gagging] 105 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:09,483 Oh, now, that there is my magic weapon. 106 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:10,918 The deer get a whiff of that, 107 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:13,587 and they come running right quick. 108 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,589 Whoa. Deers like beer? 109 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,758 That's weird. 110 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,327 We'd better hurry up and chug it 111 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:21,662 before the dumb deers get here and drink it all. 112 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,997 Yeah, seriously. 113 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:27,668 Eh, my son used to beg me to take him out here. 114 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:29,703 Almost did, once. 115 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:32,072 He'd start getting in fights at school. 116 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:35,476 Marcie said he was just doing it to get my attention. 117 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:37,345 But you see, my own father-- 118 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:38,846 he was a hard man. 119 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:40,948 Once, when I was a boy, I... 120 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:45,018 I've never told anyone this before, but, well... 121 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:48,255 [both snickering] 122 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:49,557 [imitates gunshots] 123 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:52,560 We have a gun. 124 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:55,663 Bum-di-di-dam. So what should we shoot? 125 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:58,866 Uh, how about everything we see? 126 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:00,634 Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. 127 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:04,438 Yeah, good idea. Yeah. 128 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:05,606 Okay, let's see. 129 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:08,008 Where to start? 130 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:11,845 Like, ready, aim, something, and, uh-- 131 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:14,415 agh! [gunshot echoing] 132 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:18,519 Uh... 133 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:21,088 What was that noise? 134 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:24,124 Well, anyway, I got home, and Daddy said, 135 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:27,961 "No boy of mine is gonna be in the school musical." 136 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:30,931 Damn it, Beavis, you screwed up my turn. 137 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,900 I get to shoot it again. 138 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,668 Yeah, damn it. That sucks. 139 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,638 [gun clicking] 140 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:39,640 Damn it, the bullet's gone. 141 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,108 You dumbass. 142 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:44,277 Now I've gotta go find it and put it back in the gun. 143 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:48,416 Can't send a boy to do a man's job. 144 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:51,885 And by then, my boy had gone without a daddy so long, 145 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:56,424 well, he--he learned to go without one at all. 146 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:58,058 Yeah, we need another bullet for this 147 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,560 so we can shoot everything. 148 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,294 What now? 149 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:05,966 Hell, you're right. 150 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,902 It may be too late to go hunting with my son, 151 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:13,641 but it's not too late to start something new with you boys. 152 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:17,044 Let's go land us a buck. 153 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:20,448 Now, you just let me know when you see a deer, son. 154 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:24,918 Whoa, whoa, it's Butt-Head. 155 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,454 Yeah. [laughs] 156 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:27,721 Buck head? 157 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,256 You see a buck's head? 158 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:32,860 That bullet better be around here somewhere, 159 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,528 or I'm gonna kick Beavis' ass. 160 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,897 Oh, oh, I see him. 161 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,966 I see him right there in that brush. 162 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:41,068 Real scrawny fella. 163 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,637 [tense music] 164 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:45,005 Uh... 165 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,774 [buck groaning] 166 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,742 Whoa. 167 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:52,746 You can see his wiener. [gunshot] 168 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,549 They got tired of scoring. 169 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:56,884 Oh, cool. 170 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,952 I found the bullet. [gunshot] 171 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,289 Guns are cool. 172 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,960 Uh, I got the bullet 173 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,997 and then, like, some other bullet. 174 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:12,065 Well, boys, we didn't land a buck, 175 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:16,504 but I think maybe we landed something more important today. 176 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:18,939 You know I'm not the touchy-feely sort, 177 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,675 but... well... 178 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:26,680 Ugh, you boys smell something fierce. 179 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,683 And whatever it is, it's gotten all over me. 180 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:31,384 Is that deer urine--oh! 181 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:33,521 Oh, Lord, no! [buck moaning] 182 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:37,591 Whoa, Mr. Anderson is, like, scoring with a deer. 183 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:40,060 - Oh, somebody! - Whoa, yeah, deers are cool. 184 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,595 Yeah. - Good Lord almighty! 185 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:43,631 Tap that ass. 186 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:45,533 Yeah. 187 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:48,101 Let's shoot Mr. Anderson's truck. 188 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:51,639 [rock music] 189 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:53,340 [imitates gunshots] 190 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,211 [bluesy rock music] 191 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:05,385 ♪ ♪ 192 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,067 [chiming noises] 193 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:21,535 Chirp.