1 00:00:07,659 --> 00:00:09,531 ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:09,618 --> 00:00:10,880 [both chuckling] 3 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:13,578 [rock music] 4 00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:20,846 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:26,461 --> 00:00:29,333 [eerie music] 6 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:34,556 ♪ ♪ 7 00:00:34,643 --> 00:00:38,386 Hail, dimwitted Earthlings. I am smart Butt-Head. 8 00:00:38,473 --> 00:00:41,432 And I am the one men call Smart Beavis. 9 00:00:41,519 --> 00:00:43,739 Long have we observed the parallel universe 10 00:00:43,826 --> 00:00:45,045 where Beavis and Butt-Head got older 11 00:00:45,132 --> 00:00:47,482 and are now in middle age. 12 00:00:47,569 --> 00:00:50,920 Oh, the marvels we have seen, the wisdom we have learned. 13 00:00:51,007 --> 00:00:52,835 All of it far beyond the comprehension 14 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:54,619 of your feeble human minds. 15 00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:56,752 Nonetheless, we shall now reveal to you 16 00:00:56,839 --> 00:00:59,276 but one of these marvels 17 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:03,063 on the planet imbeciles call Earth. 18 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:08,242 Smart Beavis, where is the steering wheel 19 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:10,635 on this comet? - I do not know. 20 00:01:10,722 --> 00:01:13,421 We shall have to steer it with the power of our minds. 21 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:14,857 Very well. 22 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:18,252 [both humming] 23 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:19,253 [screams] 24 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:27,957 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:32,396 You know what we should do, Beavis? 26 00:01:32,483 --> 00:01:34,529 Let's get some beers and have a party. 27 00:01:34,616 --> 00:01:35,747 [chuckling] 28 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:38,402 Yeah, but, um, we did that last weekend, 29 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:40,970 and we drank all the beers, and no chicks showed up. 30 00:01:41,057 --> 00:01:43,625 [chuckling] - That party was cool. 31 00:01:43,712 --> 00:01:46,323 [chuckling] 32 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:48,238 Yeah, it was. [chuckling] 33 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:50,327 Party down. [chuckling] 34 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,852 Howdy there, neighbors. 35 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:56,159 You got time to sign a petition to keep Highland beautiful? 36 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:59,467 Uh, what? [chuckling] 37 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:01,599 I'm collecting signatures to get rid 38 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:04,036 of that ugly low-income housing out on the main road. 39 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,735 Um, what's housing? 40 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:09,607 In this case, it's an eyesore that needs to go. 41 00:02:09,694 --> 00:02:11,566 Let me show you. 42 00:02:11,653 --> 00:02:15,178 Uh, yeah, that place sucks. [chuckling] 43 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:17,180 Yeah, it sure does. 44 00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:18,703 What kind of buttholes live in that dump? 45 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:20,357 [chuckling] 46 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:23,360 I mean, seriously. [chuckling] 47 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,188 My company wants to put in a new condo 48 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:26,755 with ground level retail, 49 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:28,757 but we have to demolish this one first. 50 00:02:28,844 --> 00:02:31,673 Yeah, demolishing is cool. [chuckling] 51 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,196 It sure is. 52 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:35,546 The city council's going to discuss this tonight. 53 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:37,287 I hope I see you there to support the demolition. 54 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:39,420 Yeah, yeah. [chuckling] 55 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:41,726 I got a sledgehammer. Should I bring that? 56 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:44,468 [chuckling] - Uh, yeah, we'll go to that. 57 00:02:44,555 --> 00:02:47,079 Can you buy us some beer? [chuckling] 58 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:50,387 How about I buy you a beer after you go to the meeting? 59 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:53,434 Oh, that sounds good. [chuckling] 60 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:55,523 We're being bribed. [chuckling] 61 00:02:58,221 --> 00:03:01,137 [soft music] 62 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:03,661 ♪ ♪ 63 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:05,228 Beavis: Being a janitor would kick ass 64 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:08,753 'cause, like, you just, like, listen to music all night, 65 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,147 and then you can just, like, spank your monkey 66 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:13,715 wherever you want, and then you can clean it up, 67 00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:15,499 you know, cause you already have the mop, see. 68 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:17,066 [chuckling] Butt-Head: Yeah. 69 00:03:17,153 --> 00:03:18,937 It is the perfect crime. 70 00:03:19,024 --> 00:03:23,899 ♪ ♪ 71 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:27,119 It was the Native Americans who first invented the fist pump. 72 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,861 [chuckling] Beavis: Whoa. 73 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:31,863 What's his other hand doing? [chuckling] 74 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:33,996 Butt-Head: He's doing a different kind 75 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,040 of fist pump down there. 76 00:03:35,127 --> 00:03:37,260 [chuckling] 77 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:39,044 Beavis: Yeah, yeah. [chuckling] 78 00:03:39,131 --> 00:03:41,308 Yeah, there's something else dancing down there 79 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:45,399 about the same size. [chuckling] 80 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:48,706 He's masturbating. [chuckling] 81 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:52,275 Beavis: [chuckling] Yeah, he sure is. 82 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:54,277 He's not shy about it either. 83 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:55,583 Yeah. [chuckling] 84 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:58,150 Nothing wrong with that. [chuckling] 85 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,543 Beavis: Yeah, I mean, I don't really want to see it, 86 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:01,241 but, you know, I mean, no one wants to see me 87 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,199 do it either, you know, so, you know, 88 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:04,809 so go for it, you know? 89 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:06,637 Oh, look. [chuckling] 90 00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:07,986 Tiesto's spanking his monkey too. 91 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:09,249 [chuckling] 92 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:13,035 Tiesto. [chuckling] 93 00:04:13,122 --> 00:04:14,776 Beavis: Yeah, you know, if you can't masturbate 94 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:16,647 to your own music, you know, what's the point? 95 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,780 [chuckling] Butt-Head: Yeah. 96 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:20,651 [chuckling] 97 00:04:20,738 --> 00:04:23,828 Uh, I think this guy's, like, not even a janitor at all. 98 00:04:23,915 --> 00:04:26,570 [chuckling] 99 00:04:26,657 --> 00:04:28,006 Yeah, he's just a really considerate 100 00:04:28,093 --> 00:04:29,269 masturbater, you know? 101 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:30,922 He's like... [chuckling] 102 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:32,489 You know, he brings a mop with him, you know, 103 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:34,926 and a bucket, you know? [chuckling] 104 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:36,232 Butt-Head: Yeah, at the front of the museum, 105 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:37,799 they were like, "Sir, you're gonna have to leave 106 00:04:37,886 --> 00:04:40,323 that mop and bucket outside." [chuckling] 107 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:43,805 And then he's like, "Uh, no, you're gonna thank me." 108 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:45,763 [chuckling] 109 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,765 You're gonna be glad I did, believe me. 110 00:04:47,852 --> 00:04:49,550 [chuckling] 111 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:52,988 Butt-Head: Uh, well, time for him to go get the mop. 112 00:04:53,075 --> 00:04:54,555 [chuckling] 113 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:55,817 Beavis: Yeah. [chuckling] 114 00:04:55,904 --> 00:04:57,209 I think I might get me one of those, you know? 115 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,168 [chuckling] Mop. 116 00:04:59,255 --> 00:05:00,125 [chuckling] 117 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,087 [both chuckling] 118 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:06,610 Boys, you made it. 119 00:05:06,697 --> 00:05:10,353 Uh, where's the demolition crew? 120 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,312 And who are those buttholes? 121 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:13,356 - Community. - [chuckling] 122 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:15,010 It's proven to keep an eye... 123 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:16,751 man: They're the people who think they run this city. 124 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:19,406 [chuckling] Running sucks. 125 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:21,712 Yeah, really. [chuckling] 126 00:05:21,799 --> 00:05:23,105 Now, the meeting's about to wrap up here, 127 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:25,194 and then any member of the public is allowed 128 00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:27,544 to speak for four minutes, and that's when you can talk 129 00:05:27,631 --> 00:05:28,980 about protecting our neighborhood 130 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:30,417 from low-income housing. 131 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:32,636 That concludes new business. 132 00:05:32,723 --> 00:05:34,377 The floor is now open to public comment. 133 00:05:34,464 --> 00:05:37,032 First on the list is Mr. Beavis. 134 00:05:37,119 --> 00:05:38,338 You're up. 135 00:05:40,992 --> 00:05:45,214 Um, I'm Beavis, Your Honor, and I just wanna say 136 00:05:45,301 --> 00:05:48,957 I'm in favored of destroying this building that sucks. 137 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:50,785 [chuckling] 138 00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:53,831 Uh, amen or something. [chuckling] 139 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:56,225 You've got 3 minutes and 50 seconds left. 140 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:58,619 Oh, okay, 141 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:02,362 um, also, when you destroy it, 142 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:04,059 I think you should burn it. 143 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:06,670 Yeah, you know, with fire, you know, 144 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:08,280 and then you'll see how cool it is. 145 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:11,893 Yeah, yeah, with fire. Yeah, and destroying it. 146 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:15,375 And then it'll be so cool, we'll go destroy 147 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:18,856 more buildings with fire, and then we'll destroy everything! 148 00:06:18,943 --> 00:06:20,423 - Yeah. - We will just burn... 149 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:28,126 And then destroy trees and rocks and the schools! 150 00:06:28,213 --> 00:06:30,346 Yeah, yeah, the schools! 151 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:32,348 They could throw rocks at the schools, 152 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:35,351 and I just want to say I think it's wrong 153 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:38,963 for children to ever have to go to school 154 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:42,532 because the children are our future, and, um-- 155 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:45,883 and in conclusion, uh, let's destroy this building 156 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:49,104 with fire and bombs, yeah! 157 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:52,150 Looks like my time is up. Thank you very much. 158 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:53,674 [chuckling] 159 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,590 Thank you, Mr. Beavis. 160 00:06:56,677 --> 00:06:59,810 Next is Mr. Buff-Head. 161 00:06:59,897 --> 00:07:02,378 Please use your real names, people. 162 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:03,727 You have four minutes. 163 00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:13,868 Uh, I yield my time to Mr. Beavis. 164 00:07:13,955 --> 00:07:17,349 And then destroy the sky and the land! 165 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,526 Destroy it all with fire! [chuckling] 166 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:21,615 And then destroy the fire with fire 167 00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:23,965 and more fire! 168 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:28,230 Here's your beer money, boys. You earned it. 169 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:30,580 You really spoke from the heart, Beavis. 170 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:33,583 Well, you know, I just like destroying stuff. 171 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:34,845 That's all, you know. 172 00:07:34,932 --> 00:07:37,457 He's a big fan of fire. [chuckling] 173 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:40,721 Yep, always have been, always will be. 174 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:43,288 Great news, the council just voted 175 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:45,726 five to four to condemn that building. 176 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:46,988 Six months from now, those apartments 177 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:48,685 will be a pile of rubble. 178 00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:50,687 - Yes! - Yes, yeah! 179 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:52,515 [both chuckling] 180 00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:56,432 TV announcer: Tired of hoping that the right candidates... 181 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:57,781 [door clicks] 182 00:07:57,868 --> 00:07:58,739 There's another one of those things 183 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:00,523 on our door, Butt-Head. 184 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:01,829 Butt-Head: They can tape up 185 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:03,657 as many of these things as they want, 186 00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:05,528 but they can't make me read 'em. 187 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:08,357 [chuckling] Outsmarted 'em again. 188 00:08:08,444 --> 00:08:11,012 We sure did, Beavis. 189 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:13,014 Well, let's celebrate. - Yep. 190 00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:15,407 [chuckling] Yep, party time. 191 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,236 Let's go get some beers. [chuckling] 192 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:19,629 [hammers thudding, tools grinding] 193 00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:22,327 How come it's so loud today? [chuckling] 194 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:24,939 Yeah, sure is a lot of police tape too. 195 00:08:25,026 --> 00:08:27,158 Something cool must have happened. 196 00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:30,510 We always miss it. [chuckling] 197 00:08:34,688 --> 00:08:36,254 What's happening over there, Butt-Head? 198 00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:38,561 Uh, I think they're wrecking 199 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:42,043 that place that sucks that we talked to the president about. 200 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:43,827 Those buttholes that live there 201 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:45,089 are gonna get what they deserve. 202 00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:46,308 [chuckling] 203 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,312 [building crashing] 204 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:53,315 - This is cool. - Yeah, yeah, wreck it! 205 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:56,187 Wreck it! Destroy! 206 00:08:56,274 --> 00:08:58,712 [chuckling] 207 00:08:58,799 --> 00:09:00,235 Yeah! - [chuckling] 208 00:09:00,322 --> 00:09:02,933 - There you go, yeah! - [chuckling] 209 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:04,631 That's it, yeah! 210 00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:06,371 Yeah, kick it! Yeah! 211 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:09,331 [both coughing] 212 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:15,337 [both chuckling] 213 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:18,340 - Yeah. - That was cool. 214 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:21,256 Sure was, yeah. 215 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:22,997 It feels good that we got involved 216 00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:24,999 in our community, and it paid off. 217 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:26,740 You know what I'm saying? 218 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:29,786 And now it's party time. [chuckling] 219 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,440 Let's go home. [chuckling] 220 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:32,876 Yep. [chuckling] 221 00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:34,965 Time to kick back. [chuckling] 222 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:42,190 Uh, wait a second, where's our apartment again? 223 00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:44,801 [chuckling] - Um... 224 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:46,629 I think it's around here somewhere. 225 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:50,764 It was right next to the, um, the thing with the, um... 226 00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:52,896 hm, hm. 227 00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:57,292 Uh, I don't see it. [chuckling] 228 00:09:57,379 --> 00:10:00,382 Well, it's a puzzle. [chuckling] 229 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:03,428 This one's a real thinker. Yeah. 230 00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:07,519 Uh, I'm tired. [grunts] 231 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:11,262 Let's find our apartment later. [chuckling] 232 00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:14,788 Yeah. Well, it's not going anywhere. 233 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:18,618 We can just party right here. - Yeah. 234 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:21,098 I hope some chicks show up this time. 235 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:23,274 [chuckling] 236 00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:26,793 [rock music]