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<i>* MTV ♪</i>

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[both chuckling]

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<i>[rock music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[both chuckling]

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It's gonna say

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"boobs," Butt-Head.

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It's gonna say "boobs"

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in the sky.

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Shut up, Beavis.
We're gonna miss the moment.

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[tires screeching, horn honks]

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Let's get closer so "boobs"
will be easier to read.

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Yeah, I want to get
a good look at "boobs"...

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in the sky.
[chuckles]

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Okay, he's done with the O.

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And now
for whatever letter B is.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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This is gonna be good.

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Here he goes.

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Just one more letter,
and it will say--

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Aah!

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It'll say "aah"?

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I thought it was gonna say--
Aah!

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[body thuds]

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[both groaning]

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[echoing]
Eh...

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[echoing]
Butt-Head, where are we?

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Eh, wait a second.

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Here's some words.
[chuckles]

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Eh, De--De--Deb, uh--

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Deborah-ment...
- Saint boobs or something.

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- Deeb, uh...
- Boob...

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- Apartment of Sa...
- Boobs.

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Sata--Satan.

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Whoa.
[both chuckle]

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Beavis, this is
the apartment of Satan.

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Do you know what this means?

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Uh, no.

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We have died,
and this is hell.

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Whoa, really?

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Yes!
- Yes!

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[both vocalizing
heavy metal music]

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♪ ♪

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<i>* You might think
I'm crazy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The way I've been craving ♪</i>

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<i>- Dots suck.
- Yeah, yeah.</i>

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I hate dots. Yeah.

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They're all round and stuff.
Yeah. [chuckles]

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<i>And I hate stripes, too, yeah.
[chuckles]</i>

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<i>This is that video
where Ariana Grande had a lab,</i>

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<i>and she was gonna cure cancer,</i>

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<i>but then she was just like,</i>

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<i>"Nah, let's just make a bunch
of slut robots."</i>

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<i>[chuckles]</i>

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<i>Oh, yeah, yeah.</i>

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Yeah, she's creating
a Franken-slut, yeah.

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<i>Yeah, yeah.</i>

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<i>It's alive!
It's alive!</i>

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<i>It's a slut!</i>

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<i>[giggling]</i>

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<i>Presenting
the Slut-Bot 3000--</i>

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the cutting edge
in slut technology.

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I don't know, Butt-Head.

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<i>Seems like all that metal</i>

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<i>would, like, cut up
your schlong, you know?</i>

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That's why you'd need, like,
a special metal robo-schlong.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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<i>Yeah, that would be cool.</i>

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<i>She's gonna get it on</i>

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<i>with the Tin Man
from "Wizard of Oz."</i>

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<i>[laughs]</i>

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's
got an iron schlong, yeah.

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Yeah, he'll be like,

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"Well, I guess I don't need
a heart anymore."

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[chuckles]
- Yeah.

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<i>♪ If I only
had a schlong ♪</i>

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<i>[laughing]</i>

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Tin-Woodsman.
[laughing]

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>Whoa, I think the Slut-Bot</i>

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<i>turned all of them
into regular sluts,</i>

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you know, like when Pinocchio
became a real boy or something.

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<i>You are all real sluts now.</i>

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<i>Go out into the world
and do some slutting.</i>

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<i>[laughing]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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I can't believe we died
and went to hell.

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Hell kicks ass!

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It's, like, all dark,

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and--and I think we're standing
in a river of poop, yeah.

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It's definitely cool
here, Beavis.

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But something is missing.

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Where's the demon chicks
with red boobs?

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Yeah, and where's
all the cool guys

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who died and went to hell
on their motorcycles?

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And where are all
the hot girls who went to hell

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because they liked scoring
too much?

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Uh, wait a minute.

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Um, there's supposed
to be fire, too, yeah.

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Eh, fire!

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Uh, maybe the cool part
of hell is, like, further down.

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We're just, like,
in Satan's apartment.

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Yeah. Let's, like, dig down
to the cool part of hell.

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Yeah.
[chuckles]

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We need, like,
a shovel or something, yeah.

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Whoa, check it out, Beavis.

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It's one of those jackhammers.
[chuckles]

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Jack...
[laughs]

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Whoa, cool.

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When Satan closes a door,
he, like, breaks a window.

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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, someone's
looking out for us down there.

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[both chuckle, grunting]

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[jackhammer pounding,
Beavis screams]

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Damn it, Beavis.

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You're embarrassing me
in front of Satan.

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Yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry.
Yeah. Won't happen again.

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[grunts]
[both laughing]

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[both groaning]

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[chuckles]
Whoa.

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[jackhammer pounding]

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Ugh!
[both laughing]

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Hey, Butt-Head.
Hey, Butt-Head, Butt-Head.

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Butt-Head!
[gas hissing]

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Uh, yeah?
[chuckles]

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It smells like--like a butt
or something.

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Eh, of course it does, Beavis.

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That's 'cause we're getting
closer to hell.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, I can hear the snakes.

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Well, let's keep digging
right here next to this pipe.

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Okay. Here we go.
[both groaning]

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Hey, are you going to the
festival of books this weekend?

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Yeah, apparently--

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[Beavis screaming]

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[crashing]

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[Beavis grunts]
Oh.

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Uh, Butt-Head...
[coughing]

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Did we die?
[coughs]

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Uh...

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we were already dead, dumbass.
[coughs]

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Oh, yeah, yeah, right.
[both cough]

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This still sucks too much
to be hell.

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Yeah, but I saw fire.

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A-and I think I'm
pretty burned, so, you know...

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Eh, those demon chicks
must be around here somewhere.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.
[chuckles]

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Whoa. I think I just grabbed
a demon girl's leg.

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Oh, cool! Yeah, yeah!

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Yeah, a demon chick
just grabbed my leg!

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Whoa.

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Now I'm, like, feeling
a demon chick's butt.

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Butt-Head, Butt-Head,

153
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a demon chick
is feeling my butt.

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I'm putting my hand
up her shirt, Beavis.

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Not now, Butt-Head.

156
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The demon chick
is feeling me up.

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Shut up!

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Beavis, my finger...

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I think I'm scoring.
- Yeah, yeah, me too!

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Yeah, me too!
[both chuckling]

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Wait a second.

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Damn it.

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Where'd the demon chicks go?

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<i>[angelic music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Is anyone alive down here?

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Uh, no.

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Yeah, we died twice
already, dumbass.

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[comm beeps]
- Oh, my God, it's two boys.

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What the hell happened?

171
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We were about to score with
some demon chicks, damn it.

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Yeah, until you
chased them off, butthole.

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I think you fellas
may have a concussion.

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Don't worry.
I'm gonna get you out of here.

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Ah, now he's gonna take us
to heaven.

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That sucks.

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You boys are lucky
to be alive.

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"Alive"?
That's even worse.

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[cheers and applause]

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Damn it.

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<i>[rock music]</i>