1 00:00:20,804 --> 00:00:22,640 Oh, my God, feel better, Cody. 2 00:00:22,740 --> 00:00:23,874 I wanna sign it next. 3 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,477 'Sup. 4 00:00:27,478 --> 00:00:30,146 I'll carry your books, Cody. 5 00:00:30,147 --> 00:00:32,148 Butt-Head, what's going on? 6 00:00:32,149 --> 00:00:35,853 Why are all those chicks being nice to Cody when he sucks? 7 00:00:35,854 --> 00:00:40,190 Uh, I think it's 'cause he has a cast. 8 00:00:40,191 --> 00:00:41,591 Oh, yeah. 9 00:00:41,592 --> 00:00:44,461 Yeah, they feel sorry for him and stuff. 10 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:46,630 And when chicks feels sorry for you, 11 00:00:46,631 --> 00:00:48,464 you're halfway to scoring. 12 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:50,767 Yeah, they sign your cast, and then they, like, 13 00:00:50,768 --> 00:00:52,669 do other stuff. 14 00:00:52,670 --> 00:00:55,204 You know what I'm saying? 15 00:00:55,205 --> 00:00:56,841 Wait a minute. 16 00:00:56,941 --> 00:01:00,844 Beavis, you gotta break my arm so I can get a cast on it. 17 00:01:00,845 --> 00:01:03,180 Yeah, and then you can break my arm, too, 18 00:01:03,181 --> 00:01:04,781 and then we'll both score. 19 00:01:04,782 --> 00:01:05,915 Yeah. 20 00:01:05,916 --> 00:01:08,185 No, that would be too much. 21 00:01:08,186 --> 00:01:13,056 If everyone has a cast, then no one has a cast or something. 22 00:01:13,057 --> 00:01:16,259 Now, mess my arm up real good. 23 00:01:16,260 --> 00:01:17,794 Okay, okay. 24 00:01:17,795 --> 00:01:19,997 I'm gonna go ahead and just break this bad boy. 25 00:01:20,098 --> 00:01:22,032 Yeah. 26 00:01:24,502 --> 00:01:26,436 Just break it already, dumbass. 27 00:01:26,437 --> 00:01:28,839 Lift with your legs or something. 28 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:29,808 Uh! 29 00:01:29,908 --> 00:01:31,507 Damn it, Beavis, I said break it. 30 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:32,643 Don't hurt it. 31 00:01:32,743 --> 00:01:34,312 Ah! 32 00:01:34,412 --> 00:01:36,646 I guess we're gonna have to think of some other way. 33 00:01:36,647 --> 00:01:41,484 Well, no one ever got any thinking done here at school. 34 00:01:41,485 --> 00:01:43,153 You know, they should have a place where you can, 35 00:01:43,154 --> 00:01:44,954 like, learn how to do stuff. 36 00:01:44,955 --> 00:01:46,789 Like, if there was something you didn't know, 37 00:01:46,790 --> 00:01:49,325 there would be people who would, like, teach it to you. 38 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:50,727 You know? 39 00:01:50,728 --> 00:01:53,531 That would make too much sense, Beavis. 40 00:01:53,631 --> 00:01:54,865 Yeah, really. 41 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:57,467 Hi. 42 00:01:57,468 --> 00:01:59,603 Welcome to Y2K'S "Big Fun, Fun Show." 43 00:01:59,604 --> 00:02:01,538 I'm your host, Y2K. 44 00:02:01,539 --> 00:02:04,508 I'd like to introduce you to today's very fun, 45 00:02:04,509 --> 00:02:07,010 very special guest, Baby No Money. 46 00:02:08,579 --> 00:02:11,381 Baby No Money? 47 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:15,085 Most rappers, like, brag about how much money they have, 48 00:02:15,086 --> 00:02:18,054 but not Baby No Money. 49 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:20,525 He's poor. 50 00:02:22,626 --> 00:02:24,027 Yeah. 51 00:02:24,028 --> 00:02:27,864 He's got the lowest self-esteem in hip-hop. 52 00:02:27,865 --> 00:02:30,233 He got his suit at the Goodwill. 53 00:02:33,537 --> 00:02:36,973 He's one of those guys who sings all, like, drowsy, 54 00:02:36,974 --> 00:02:40,611 like he's taking sleeping pills. 55 00:02:40,612 --> 00:02:41,779 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 56 00:02:41,780 --> 00:02:43,847 Yeah, everyone sings like that, yeah. 57 00:02:48,218 --> 00:02:49,953 Yeah, sometimes I talk like that 58 00:02:49,954 --> 00:02:53,490 when I take a bunch of codeine cough syrup, you know? 59 00:02:58,930 --> 00:03:01,931 Maybe these guys, like, take cough syrup all the time, 60 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:04,268 and they're like, um-- like, um-- 61 00:03:04,369 --> 00:03:07,036 what's that word when you take something 62 00:03:07,037 --> 00:03:09,139 all the time and you can't stop? 63 00:03:09,140 --> 00:03:12,477 It's like addic--addic-- a dick-- 64 00:03:12,577 --> 00:03:15,780 I think the word you're looking for is cool. 65 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,447 Oh, yeah, yeah. 66 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:20,483 Yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah. 67 00:03:20,484 --> 00:03:25,989 Yeah, my uncle is cool to, uh, crystal meth. 68 00:03:25,990 --> 00:03:29,126 Boy, cool can mean a lot of things, can't it? 69 00:03:29,127 --> 00:03:32,130 The word cool is cool. 70 00:03:35,933 --> 00:03:37,768 Oh, no. 71 00:03:37,769 --> 00:03:39,036 Wha--what? What? 72 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:41,905 When I see puppets, I know what comes next. 73 00:03:41,906 --> 00:03:43,974 They're gonna try to teach me how to read. 74 00:03:43,975 --> 00:03:46,943 Oh, God, yeah. 75 00:03:46,944 --> 00:03:49,813 All puppets ever talk about his letters. 76 00:03:52,183 --> 00:03:53,718 Yeah, it's like, uh, it's like, 77 00:03:53,818 --> 00:03:57,188 after A, B, C, D, the rest is just a blur, you know? 78 00:03:59,590 --> 00:04:01,692 You said D. 79 00:04:06,130 --> 00:04:08,531 You know, I used to watch that "Muppet Show" sometimes. 80 00:04:08,532 --> 00:04:11,835 But like, except for that one really hot pig, 81 00:04:11,836 --> 00:04:14,005 there's nothing good on it. 82 00:04:14,105 --> 00:04:16,339 Uh, oh, yeah. 83 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:18,775 She's what they call a PILF. 84 00:04:18,776 --> 00:04:20,210 Yeah. 85 00:04:20,211 --> 00:04:21,811 Yeah, there you go with letters again, Butt-Head. 86 00:04:21,812 --> 00:04:22,913 Come on. 87 00:04:24,048 --> 00:04:25,515 Okay, Beavis. 88 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:28,184 I'm gonna lie down, and you're gonna ride down 89 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:31,087 the hill and run over my arm. 90 00:04:31,088 --> 00:04:33,057 Okay. 91 00:04:34,425 --> 00:04:35,827 Ready? 92 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:37,861 Ready. 93 00:04:37,862 --> 00:04:39,230 Go. 94 00:04:39,330 --> 00:04:41,698 Ah! 95 00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:42,699 Fire! 96 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,367 Ah! 97 00:04:56,681 --> 00:04:59,216 Uh, what happened? 98 00:04:59,217 --> 00:05:00,283 I don't know. 99 00:05:00,284 --> 00:05:01,551 I had my eyes closed. 100 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:03,520 Uh, so did I. 101 00:05:03,521 --> 00:05:05,789 But it felt like I hit your arm pretty hard. 102 00:05:05,790 --> 00:05:09,159 I mean, I went flying and my head hurts. 103 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,595 Uh, wow. 104 00:05:11,596 --> 00:05:13,130 That didn't hurt at all. 105 00:05:13,131 --> 00:05:14,765 I didn't even feel it. 106 00:05:14,766 --> 00:05:17,033 Well, it must be 'cause I hit it so hard. 107 00:05:17,034 --> 00:05:18,101 Is it broken? 108 00:05:18,102 --> 00:05:19,636 Probably. 109 00:05:19,637 --> 00:05:22,506 Uh, damn it. 110 00:05:22,507 --> 00:05:24,742 I don't even have a scratch. 111 00:05:24,842 --> 00:05:26,376 Whoa, really? 112 00:05:26,377 --> 00:05:28,078 That's crazy. 113 00:05:28,079 --> 00:05:32,083 It definitely sounded like I hit the sweet spot, you know? 114 00:05:32,183 --> 00:05:35,518 The problem is, my arms are too strong. 115 00:05:35,519 --> 00:05:38,555 Yeah, yeah. That's how they get you. 116 00:05:38,556 --> 00:05:40,524 You're gonna have to do it again. 117 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,996 I'll--I'll try, but like, my arm really hurts, 118 00:05:45,096 --> 00:05:49,133 and it's, like, bent funny, and I can't move it so good. 119 00:05:49,233 --> 00:05:51,534 I don't care about your problems, Beavis. 120 00:05:51,535 --> 00:05:53,637 I care about broken arms. 121 00:05:53,737 --> 00:05:55,472 Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah. 122 00:05:55,473 --> 00:05:57,174 Sorry. 123 00:05:57,175 --> 00:05:59,977 Now, get back up there so I can score. 124 00:06:00,077 --> 00:06:02,379 Uh, yeah, yeah, okay. 125 00:06:04,415 --> 00:06:05,350 Ow. 126 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:09,986 Hurry up. 127 00:06:09,987 --> 00:06:11,055 Ow. 128 00:06:16,628 --> 00:06:19,429 Let's see, there's gotta be something 129 00:06:19,430 --> 00:06:21,465 in here that can break my arm. 130 00:06:24,769 --> 00:06:26,270 Whoa. 131 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:31,776 You boys don't touch the scissor lift, all right? 132 00:06:31,876 --> 00:06:33,610 Employees only. 133 00:06:33,611 --> 00:06:34,877 Whoa. 134 00:06:34,878 --> 00:06:36,546 If we're not allowed to touch it, 135 00:06:36,547 --> 00:06:40,184 it must be really dangerous, yeah. 136 00:06:40,185 --> 00:06:43,520 I can stick my hand in the machinery. 137 00:06:43,521 --> 00:06:46,489 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Good idea. 138 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:50,327 Now, get up there and start pressing buttons. 139 00:06:50,328 --> 00:06:52,996 Okay, you got it. 140 00:06:52,997 --> 00:06:54,798 Ow. 141 00:06:54,799 --> 00:06:55,865 Let's see here. 142 00:06:55,866 --> 00:06:57,534 There's a lot of buttons. 143 00:06:57,535 --> 00:06:58,903 Where to begin? 144 00:07:02,006 --> 00:07:04,041 That's the wrong way, dumbass. 145 00:07:04,141 --> 00:07:05,642 You need to, like, lower it. 146 00:07:07,144 --> 00:07:10,380 Uh, I can't make it stop. 147 00:07:10,381 --> 00:07:13,016 I'm trying. It keeps going up. 148 00:07:13,017 --> 00:07:15,552 What are you doing up there, butthole? 149 00:07:15,553 --> 00:07:18,822 Quit choking your chicken and get down here and break my arm. 150 00:07:21,091 --> 00:07:22,492 Okay, okay. 151 00:07:22,493 --> 00:07:23,894 Let me try this button here. 152 00:07:23,895 --> 00:07:26,129 Let's just see if this-- 153 00:07:26,130 --> 00:07:27,664 whoa! 154 00:07:27,665 --> 00:07:29,365 Uh. Uh-oh. 155 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,701 Damn it. Get back here. 156 00:07:30,801 --> 00:07:32,502 Oh, no. 157 00:07:32,503 --> 00:07:33,537 Butt-Head! 158 00:07:33,538 --> 00:07:35,373 Butt-Head, what do I do? 159 00:07:35,473 --> 00:07:38,076 I can't make it stop. 160 00:07:38,176 --> 00:07:39,743 Damn it. 161 00:07:39,843 --> 00:07:40,912 Hey, hey, hey. 162 00:07:41,012 --> 00:07:42,679 Where am I going? 163 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,249 What's going on, Butt-Head? 164 00:07:44,349 --> 00:07:45,882 Oh, no, no, no. 165 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:47,585 Ah! Somebody help! 166 00:07:47,685 --> 00:07:49,586 Hey, watch where you're going! 167 00:07:56,327 --> 00:07:57,228 Sorry down there. 168 00:07:57,328 --> 00:07:58,929 I--I can't control--ah! 169 00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:00,732 Hey, hey. Look out. 170 00:08:02,734 --> 00:08:04,434 No! 171 00:08:04,435 --> 00:08:05,969 Hey, what's going on? 172 00:08:05,970 --> 00:08:07,404 Hey, do you know how to work this thing? 173 00:08:07,405 --> 00:08:09,572 Ah! No! No! 174 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:11,574 Hey, you're all going the wrong way. 175 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:14,043 Come on. Learn how to drive. 176 00:08:14,044 --> 00:08:16,212 Hey, hey. 177 00:08:16,213 --> 00:08:18,448 Hey, hey, look out. Ah! 178 00:08:18,449 --> 00:08:21,285 No, no, no. 179 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:23,721 Whoa. 180 00:08:23,821 --> 00:08:25,388 Oh, I made it. 181 00:08:25,389 --> 00:08:27,390 Glad that's over. 182 00:08:43,975 --> 00:08:47,311 Butt-Head, you finally came! 183 00:08:47,411 --> 00:08:49,013 Yeah, I thought you might have 184 00:08:49,113 --> 00:08:51,515 got some Jell-O or something. 185 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:52,816 No, no. 186 00:08:52,817 --> 00:08:54,184 They say I can't chew Jell-O yet. 187 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:56,153 But, I mean, check out my cast. 188 00:08:56,253 --> 00:08:58,956 The chicks can sign all over me. 189 00:08:59,056 --> 00:09:01,925 It's full body, you know? 190 00:09:01,926 --> 00:09:03,460 Uh, no. 191 00:09:03,461 --> 00:09:04,829 By the time they let you out of here, 192 00:09:04,929 --> 00:09:06,497 school will be over for the summer. 193 00:09:06,597 --> 00:09:09,299 All the chicks will be gone already. 194 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:11,168 Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. 195 00:09:11,169 --> 00:09:14,537 Yeah, but someone's probably signed my cast, right? 196 00:09:14,538 --> 00:09:17,541 Uh, let's see. 197 00:09:19,410 --> 00:09:21,979 Nope. 198 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:24,815 Well, that sucks. 199 00:09:24,915 --> 00:09:27,517 Well, visiting hours are over. 200 00:09:27,518 --> 00:09:30,320 Let me know if you get some Jell-O. 201 00:10:01,486 --> 00:10:02,553 Chirp.