1 00:00:02,453 --> 00:00:04,120 [both chuckling] 2 00:00:04,121 --> 00:00:07,090 [rock music] 3 00:00:07,091 --> 00:00:14,164 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:19,103 --> 00:00:20,803 [girls giggling] 5 00:00:20,804 --> 00:00:22,640 - Oh, my God, feel better, Cody. 6 00:00:22,740 --> 00:00:23,874 - I wanna sign it next. 7 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,477 - 'Sup. 8 00:00:27,478 --> 00:00:30,146 - I'll carry your books, Cody. 9 00:00:30,147 --> 00:00:32,148 - Butt-Head, what's going on? 10 00:00:32,149 --> 00:00:35,853 Why are all those chicks being nice to Cody when he sucks? 11 00:00:35,854 --> 00:00:40,190 - Uh, I think it's 'cause he has a cast. 12 00:00:40,191 --> 00:00:41,591 - Oh, yeah. 13 00:00:41,592 --> 00:00:44,461 Yeah, they feel sorry for him and stuff. 14 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:46,630 - And when chicks feels sorry for you, 15 00:00:46,631 --> 00:00:48,464 you're halfway to scoring. 16 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:50,767 - Yeah, they sign your cast, and then they, like, 17 00:00:50,768 --> 00:00:52,669 do other stuff. 18 00:00:52,670 --> 00:00:55,204 You know what I'm saying? 19 00:00:55,205 --> 00:00:56,841 - Wait a minute. 20 00:00:56,941 --> 00:01:00,844 Beavis, you gotta break my arm so I can get a cast on it. 21 00:01:00,845 --> 00:01:03,180 - Yeah, and then you can break my arm, too, 22 00:01:03,181 --> 00:01:04,781 and then we'll both score. 23 00:01:04,782 --> 00:01:05,915 Yeah. 24 00:01:05,916 --> 00:01:08,185 - No, that would be too much. 25 00:01:08,186 --> 00:01:13,056 If everyone has a cast, then no one has a cast or something. 26 00:01:13,057 --> 00:01:16,259 Now, mess my arm up real good. 27 00:01:16,260 --> 00:01:17,794 - Okay, okay. 28 00:01:17,795 --> 00:01:19,997 I'm gonna go ahead and just break this bad boy. 29 00:01:20,098 --> 00:01:22,032 Yeah. [chuckles] 30 00:01:22,033 --> 00:01:24,501 [groaning] 31 00:01:24,502 --> 00:01:26,436 - Just break it already, dumbass. 32 00:01:26,437 --> 00:01:28,839 Lift with your legs or something. 33 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:29,808 Uh! 34 00:01:29,908 --> 00:01:31,507 Damn it, Beavis, I said break it. 35 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:32,643 Don't hurt it. 36 00:01:32,743 --> 00:01:34,312 - Ah! 37 00:01:34,412 --> 00:01:36,646 I guess we're gonna have to think of some other way. 38 00:01:36,647 --> 00:01:41,484 - Well, no one ever got any thinking done here at school. 39 00:01:41,485 --> 00:01:43,153 - You know, they should have a place where you can, 40 00:01:43,154 --> 00:01:44,954 like, learn how to do stuff. 41 00:01:44,955 --> 00:01:46,789 Like, if there was something you didn't know, 42 00:01:46,790 --> 00:01:49,325 there would be people who would, like, teach it to you. 43 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:50,727 You know? 44 00:01:50,728 --> 00:01:53,531 - That would make too much sense, Beavis. 45 00:01:53,631 --> 00:01:54,865 - Yeah, really. 46 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:57,467 - Hi. 47 00:01:57,468 --> 00:01:59,603 Welcome to Y2K'S "Big Fun, Fun Show." 48 00:01:59,604 --> 00:02:01,538 I'm your host, Y2K. 49 00:02:01,539 --> 00:02:04,508 I'd like to introduce you to today's very fun, 50 00:02:04,509 --> 00:02:07,010 very special guest, Baby No Money. 51 00:02:07,011 --> 00:02:08,578 [kids cheering] 52 00:02:08,579 --> 00:02:11,381 - Baby No Money? 53 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:15,085 - Most rappers, like, brag about how much money they have, 54 00:02:15,086 --> 00:02:18,054 but not Baby No Money. 55 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:20,525 He's poor. 56 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:22,625 [both chuckling] 57 00:02:22,626 --> 00:02:24,027 - Yeah. 58 00:02:24,028 --> 00:02:27,864 He's got the lowest self-esteem in hip-hop. 59 00:02:27,865 --> 00:02:30,233 - He got his suit at the Goodwill. 60 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:33,536 [chuckling] 61 00:02:33,537 --> 00:02:36,973 - He's one of those guys who sings all, like, drowsy, 62 00:02:36,974 --> 00:02:40,611 like he's taking sleeping pills. 63 00:02:40,612 --> 00:02:41,779 - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 64 00:02:41,780 --> 00:02:43,847 Yeah, everyone sings like that, yeah. 65 00:02:43,848 --> 00:02:48,118 [gibbering mockingly] 66 00:02:48,218 --> 00:02:49,953 Yeah, sometimes I talk like that 67 00:02:49,954 --> 00:02:53,490 when I take a bunch of codeine cough syrup, you know? 68 00:02:53,491 --> 00:02:56,594 [gibbering mockingly] 69 00:02:56,694 --> 00:02:58,929 [chuckles] 70 00:02:58,930 --> 00:03:01,931 Maybe these guys, like, take cough syrup all the time, 71 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:04,268 and they're like, um-- like, um-- 72 00:03:04,369 --> 00:03:07,036 what's that word when you take something 73 00:03:07,037 --> 00:03:09,139 all the time and you can't stop? 74 00:03:09,140 --> 00:03:12,477 It's like addic--addic-- a dick-- 75 00:03:12,577 --> 00:03:15,780 - I think the word you're looking for is cool. 76 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,447 - Oh, yeah, yeah. 77 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:20,483 Yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah. 78 00:03:20,484 --> 00:03:25,989 Yeah, my uncle is cool to, uh, crystal meth. 79 00:03:25,990 --> 00:03:29,126 Boy, cool can mean a lot of things, can't it? 80 00:03:29,127 --> 00:03:32,130 - The word cool is cool. 81 00:03:32,230 --> 00:03:35,932 [chuckling] 82 00:03:35,933 --> 00:03:37,768 Oh, no. 83 00:03:37,769 --> 00:03:39,036 - Wha--what? What? 84 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:41,905 - When I see puppets, I know what comes next. 85 00:03:41,906 --> 00:03:43,974 They're gonna try to teach me how to read. 86 00:03:43,975 --> 00:03:46,943 - Oh, God, yeah. 87 00:03:46,944 --> 00:03:49,813 - All puppets ever talk about his letters. 88 00:03:49,814 --> 00:03:52,182 [both chuckling] 89 00:03:52,183 --> 00:03:53,718 - Yeah, it's like, uh, it's like, 90 00:03:53,818 --> 00:03:57,188 after A, B, C, D, the rest is just a blur, you know? 91 00:03:57,288 --> 00:03:59,490 [both chuckle] 92 00:03:59,590 --> 00:04:01,692 - You said D. 93 00:04:01,693 --> 00:04:06,030 [both laughing] 94 00:04:06,130 --> 00:04:08,531 - You know, I used to watch that "Muppet Show" sometimes. 95 00:04:08,532 --> 00:04:11,835 But like, except for that one really hot pig, 96 00:04:11,836 --> 00:04:14,005 there's nothing good on it. 97 00:04:14,105 --> 00:04:16,339 - Uh, oh, yeah. 98 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:18,775 She's what they call a PILF. 99 00:04:18,776 --> 00:04:20,210 - Yeah. 100 00:04:20,211 --> 00:04:21,811 Yeah, there you go with letters again, Butt-Head. 101 00:04:21,812 --> 00:04:22,913 Come on. 102 00:04:24,048 --> 00:04:25,515 - Okay, Beavis. 103 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:28,184 I'm gonna lie down, and you're gonna ride down 104 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:31,087 the hill and run over my arm. 105 00:04:31,088 --> 00:04:33,057 - Okay. 106 00:04:34,425 --> 00:04:35,827 - Ready? 107 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:37,861 - Ready. 108 00:04:37,862 --> 00:04:39,230 - Go. 109 00:04:39,330 --> 00:04:41,698 - Ah! 110 00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:42,699 Fire! 111 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,367 Ah! 112 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:47,404 [yelling] 113 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:52,076 [screams] 114 00:04:56,681 --> 00:04:59,216 - Uh, what happened? 115 00:04:59,217 --> 00:05:00,283 - I don't know. 116 00:05:00,284 --> 00:05:01,551 I had my eyes closed. 117 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:03,520 - Uh, so did I. 118 00:05:03,521 --> 00:05:05,789 - But it felt like I hit your arm pretty hard. 119 00:05:05,790 --> 00:05:09,159 I mean, I went flying and my head hurts. 120 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,595 - Uh, wow. 121 00:05:11,596 --> 00:05:13,130 That didn't hurt at all. 122 00:05:13,131 --> 00:05:14,765 I didn't even feel it. 123 00:05:14,766 --> 00:05:17,033 - Well, it must be 'cause I hit it so hard. 124 00:05:17,034 --> 00:05:18,101 Is it broken? 125 00:05:18,102 --> 00:05:19,636 - Probably. 126 00:05:19,637 --> 00:05:22,506 Uh, damn it. 127 00:05:22,507 --> 00:05:24,742 I don't even have a scratch. 128 00:05:24,842 --> 00:05:26,376 - Whoa, really? 129 00:05:26,377 --> 00:05:28,078 That's crazy. 130 00:05:28,079 --> 00:05:32,083 It definitely sounded like I hit the sweet spot, you know? 131 00:05:32,183 --> 00:05:35,518 - The problem is, my arms are too strong. 132 00:05:35,519 --> 00:05:38,555 - Yeah, yeah. That's how they get you. 133 00:05:38,556 --> 00:05:40,524 - You're gonna have to do it again. 134 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,996 - I'll--I'll try, but like, my arm really hurts, 135 00:05:45,096 --> 00:05:49,133 and it's, like, bent funny, and I can't move it so good. 136 00:05:49,233 --> 00:05:51,534 - I don't care about your problems, Beavis. 137 00:05:51,535 --> 00:05:53,637 I care about broken arms. 138 00:05:53,737 --> 00:05:55,472 - Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah. 139 00:05:55,473 --> 00:05:57,174 Sorry. 140 00:05:57,175 --> 00:05:59,977 - Now, get back up there so I can score. 141 00:06:00,077 --> 00:06:02,379 - Uh, yeah, yeah, okay. 142 00:06:03,314 --> 00:06:04,314 [grunting] 143 00:06:04,415 --> 00:06:05,350 Ow. 144 00:06:05,450 --> 00:06:08,352 [grunting] 145 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:09,986 - Hurry up. 146 00:06:09,987 --> 00:06:11,055 - Ow. 147 00:06:16,628 --> 00:06:19,429 - Let's see, there's gotta be something 148 00:06:19,430 --> 00:06:21,465 in here that can break my arm. 149 00:06:21,466 --> 00:06:24,768 [hydraulics whirring] 150 00:06:24,769 --> 00:06:26,270 Whoa. 151 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:31,776 - You boys don't touch the scissor lift, all right? 152 00:06:31,876 --> 00:06:33,610 Employees only. 153 00:06:33,611 --> 00:06:34,877 - Whoa. 154 00:06:34,878 --> 00:06:36,546 If we're not allowed to touch it, 155 00:06:36,547 --> 00:06:40,184 it must be really dangerous, yeah. 156 00:06:40,185 --> 00:06:43,520 - I can stick my hand in the machinery. 157 00:06:43,521 --> 00:06:46,489 - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Good idea. 158 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:50,327 - Now, get up there and start pressing buttons. 159 00:06:50,328 --> 00:06:52,996 - Okay, you got it. 160 00:06:52,997 --> 00:06:54,798 Ow. 161 00:06:54,799 --> 00:06:55,865 Let's see here. 162 00:06:55,866 --> 00:06:57,534 There's a lot of buttons. 163 00:06:57,535 --> 00:06:58,903 Where to begin? 164 00:07:02,006 --> 00:07:04,041 - That's the wrong way, dumbass. 165 00:07:04,141 --> 00:07:05,642 You need to, like, lower it. 166 00:07:05,643 --> 00:07:07,044 [buttons clacking] 167 00:07:07,144 --> 00:07:10,380 - Uh, I can't make it stop. 168 00:07:10,381 --> 00:07:13,016 I'm trying. It keeps going up. 169 00:07:13,017 --> 00:07:15,552 - What are you doing up there, butthole? 170 00:07:15,553 --> 00:07:18,822 Quit choking your chicken and get down here and break my arm. 171 00:07:21,091 --> 00:07:22,492 - Okay, okay. 172 00:07:22,493 --> 00:07:23,894 Let me try this button here. 173 00:07:23,895 --> 00:07:26,129 Let's just see if this-- 174 00:07:26,130 --> 00:07:27,664 whoa! 175 00:07:27,665 --> 00:07:29,365 Uh. Uh-oh. 176 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,701 - Damn it. Get back here. 177 00:07:30,801 --> 00:07:32,502 - Oh, no. 178 00:07:32,503 --> 00:07:33,537 Butt-Head! 179 00:07:33,538 --> 00:07:35,373 Butt-Head, what do I do? 180 00:07:35,473 --> 00:07:38,076 I can't make it stop. 181 00:07:38,176 --> 00:07:39,743 Damn it. 182 00:07:39,843 --> 00:07:40,912 Hey, hey, hey. 183 00:07:41,012 --> 00:07:42,679 Where am I going? 184 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,249 What's going on, Butt-Head? 185 00:07:44,349 --> 00:07:45,882 Oh, no, no, no. 186 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:47,585 Ah! Somebody help! 187 00:07:47,685 --> 00:07:49,586 [horn honks, tires screech] Hey, watch where you're going! 188 00:07:49,587 --> 00:07:52,623 [horns honking] [Beavis screaming] 189 00:07:56,327 --> 00:07:57,228 Sorry down there. 190 00:07:57,328 --> 00:07:58,929 I--I can't control--ah! 191 00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:00,732 Hey, hey. Look out. 192 00:08:00,832 --> 00:08:02,733 [tires screech] 193 00:08:02,734 --> 00:08:04,434 No! [screams] 194 00:08:04,435 --> 00:08:05,969 Hey, what's going on? 195 00:08:05,970 --> 00:08:07,404 Hey, do you know how to work this thing? 196 00:08:07,405 --> 00:08:09,572 Ah! No! No! 197 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:11,574 Hey, you're all going the wrong way. 198 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:14,043 Come on. Learn how to drive. [yells] 199 00:08:14,044 --> 00:08:16,212 Hey, hey. 200 00:08:16,213 --> 00:08:18,448 Hey, hey, look out. Ah! 201 00:08:18,449 --> 00:08:21,285 No, no, no. [horns honking] 202 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:23,721 Whoa. 203 00:08:23,821 --> 00:08:25,388 Oh, I made it. 204 00:08:25,389 --> 00:08:27,390 [sighs] Glad that's over. 205 00:08:27,391 --> 00:08:29,727 [screaming] 206 00:08:31,195 --> 00:08:32,796 [groans] 207 00:08:34,832 --> 00:08:36,800 [grunts] 208 00:08:36,801 --> 00:08:40,070 [groaning] 209 00:08:40,738 --> 00:08:43,974 [groaning] 210 00:08:43,975 --> 00:08:47,311 Butt-Head, you finally came! 211 00:08:47,411 --> 00:08:49,013 - Yeah, I thought you might have 212 00:08:49,113 --> 00:08:51,515 got some Jell-O or something. 213 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:52,816 - No, no. 214 00:08:52,817 --> 00:08:54,184 They say I can't chew Jell-O yet. 215 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:56,153 But, I mean, check out my cast. 216 00:08:56,253 --> 00:08:58,956 The chicks can sign all over me. 217 00:08:59,056 --> 00:09:01,925 It's full body, you know? 218 00:09:01,926 --> 00:09:03,460 - Uh, no. 219 00:09:03,461 --> 00:09:04,829 By the time they let you out of here, 220 00:09:04,929 --> 00:09:06,497 school will be over for the summer. 221 00:09:06,597 --> 00:09:09,299 All the chicks will be gone already. 222 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:11,168 - Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. 223 00:09:11,169 --> 00:09:14,537 Yeah, but someone's probably signed my cast, right? 224 00:09:14,538 --> 00:09:17,541 - Uh, let's see. 225 00:09:19,410 --> 00:09:21,979 Nope. 226 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:24,815 - Well, that sucks. 227 00:09:24,915 --> 00:09:27,517 - Well, visiting hours are over. 228 00:09:27,518 --> 00:09:30,320 Let me know if you get some Jell-O. 229 00:09:30,321 --> 00:09:33,324 [heavy metal music] 230 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:40,463 [rock music] 231 00:09:40,464 --> 00:09:47,538 ♪ ♪ 232 00:09:59,484 --> 00:10:01,485 [chiming noises] 233 00:10:01,486 --> 00:10:02,553 - Chirp.