[bluesy rock music]
♪ ♪
Huh.
You know, it's good to be outside, you know?
Like, outdoors and stuff.
This is God's country. [chuckles]
Yeah.
Let's get some bottles
and break them in the parking lot.
Yeah, back to nature. [chuckles]
[chuckles] Uh...
what the hell is going on here?
What did they do to this place, Butt-Head?
What's going on? - Beavis and Butt-Head...
what a pleasant surprise to see you guys here.
What happened to the parking lot?
What did you do?
Well, once a month, we have a farmers' market here,
and it turns into a cornucopia
of locally sourced farm-to-table cuisine.
Does "cornucopia" mean butthole?
It sure does, Beavis. [both snicker]
[sighs] What it means is we have a bountiful harvest
of produce and crafts.
- Damn it. - Uh...
well, we just came here to break stuff,
so we'll just have some of those jars.
Oh, well, that's honey.
My lady friend Ellen is a beekeeper and makes her own.
That'll be $50.
- Whoa, $50? - Whoa.
And you made that?
Oh, well, the bees made it.
I just reap the benefits.
It's great if you have allergies
or Fibromyalgia. - Beavis...
we gotta get some bees.
- Why's that? - Because, dumbass,
we're gonna get rich and make
a bunch of dumb bugs do all the work.
Oh, yeah, yeah. [chuckles]
Yeah, work sucks.
Let's go find a beehive, Beavis.
Yeah. [chuckles]
I saw a beehive over here somewhere.
Hey, boys, be careful 'round here.
There's a big old wasp nest on my property.
I'm gonna call an exterminator,
but I don't want to hear what they're gonna charge me,
I tell you what. - What's he saying?
- It's just no expense... - Uh, I don't know.
Probably just a bunch of old stuff.
[buzzing] There it is, Beavis.
When I look at that,
I see fat stacks of cash.
Yeah, this is gonna be cool. [chuckles]
[grunting] It's too high, Butt-Head.
Try knocking it down with this big fork thing.
[wasps buzzing]
Okay. [chuckles]
[groans]
Watch what you're doing, asswipe.
- Yeah, sorry. - Ow!
[buzzing intensifies]
[grunting]
Aah! Aah! Aah!
[screaming]
[chuckling]
That was cool.
[chuckles]
Wake up, Beavis. [chuckles]
I got the bees.
Whoa, cool, [chuckles]
We're gonna be rich, yeah. [both chuckle]
This is gonna be cool.
[both chuckle]
♪ 'Cause I'm in the stars tonight ♪
Yes! This song kicks ass.
Yeah. [chuckles]
Yeah, the video kicks ass, too.
♪ Shoes on, get up in the morn' ♪
Uh, what?
What did you just say?
Oh, I said-- [chuckles]
I didn't say anything.
Uh, I thought I heard you say this kicks ass.
Did you say that, Beavis?
No, no, I was talking about something else.
[chuckles] - Don't lie to me, Beavis.
I heard you loud and clear.
[chuckles] No, no, I was just joking, Butt-Head.
I was just, you know-- [chuckles]
You know, saying, "Yeah, this kicks ass,"
you know, but, you know-- but it sucks, you know?
[chuckles]
I was just being, like, iconic
or, like--you know who sucks the worst?
It's J-Hope, yeah. [chuckles]
He doesn't even have the positive attitude,
you know, like Suga. [chuckles]
You know their names? [chuckles]
What the hell has gotten into you, Beavis?
I was kidding, Butt-Head. I don't like these guys.
I just said they suck.
You know, I just, um--
I just know their names 'cause, you know,
'cause I hate them so much, that's all.
[chuckles]
Beavis, I'm going to leave now.
[chuckles]
I'm gonna leave you with your, uh,
seven or eight, or 15, BTS boy band dudes.
Come on, Butt-Head.
I just wasn't paying attention or something.
Come on. [chuckles]
♪ Bring the fire and set the night alight ♪
[humming]
Comin' up like rock and roll.
[humming]
You know, Beavis,
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Jesus Christ, Beavis. - Come on, Butt-Head.
I was just, um-- - What the hell
is going on in here? - I was just thinking
about something else. [both chuckle]
Beavis, I wish I had walked in here
and you were taking a dump on the couch
or doing homework.
Anything would be better than that.
Okay, okay, I mean-- [chuckles]
Beavis, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
[chuckles]
I think this is my house, though.
[chuckles]
- Not anymore, Beavis. - Okay.
I'll just come back later.
No, never come back.
[chuckling]
Bunghole. [chuckling]
♪ ♪
[muffled buzzing]
Um, so it's been, like, two hours or something.
You think the bees are done making honey?
Uh, I don't know. [chuckles]
[buzzing intensifies] Uh, doesn't sound like
there's honey in there.
Stupid bugs. [chuckles]
Beavis, we need to teach these bees a lesson.
[grunts] Make honey, you dumbass bugs.
Yeah, really.
It's like, all you do is just sit there in that box.
Aah, you just sit there!
Aah. [glass shattering]
Maybe your mother puts up with it,
but I don't. Aah!
You're in my house now. Aah.
- [chuckles] - That means my rules.
- Settle down, Beavis. - Son of a bitch!
[grunts] - Whoa. You hear that?
That's the sound of money.
[loud buzzing] - What'd you say, Butt-Head?
I said, "That's the sound of money"!
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, money kicks ass. Yeah. [chuckles]
Okay, Beavis.
Now open the box and grab the honey.
Uh, Butt-Head, I kind of don't want to
because, um, I don't want to get stung again.
It hurts.
Don't be a wuss.
Besides, we got, like, protective gear.
So this will, like, protect me from the bees?
- Yep. [chuckles] - Okay.
[chuckling]
- Get that honey, Beavis. - Here we go, yeah.
[chuckles]
Aah! No!
Aaaah!
Beavis, you look silly.
Aah! Aah, no!
Aah! Ow.
Stop, ow. Stop, stop, ow, ow.
Whoa, look at all the honey, Beavis.
We're gonna be rich. [chuckles]
Uh, so, like, honey for sale.
Fresh honey! It's really expensive.
That's right. It's, like, $1,000.
Buy it right now for money. [chuckles]
Beavis and Butt-Head.
Boys, are you feeling okay?
Buy our honey. Our bees made it, yeah.
Check it out. - That's right.
It's expensive.
Fresh from the bug's butt. [chuckles]
This tastes like shampoo, mm-kay?
What? Our bees made shampoo?
These dumb bugs made the wrong stuff.
Guys, these are not bees. They're wasps.
Wasps don't make honey.
We know, dumbass. They made shampoo.
[chuckles] - Yeah, yeah.
So are you gonna buy our shampoo or not?
[sighs] No, thank you.
I buy artisanal lavender shampoo
over at booth 12.
These bees suck.
They made crappy shampoo nobody wants to buy.
Since we got this free shampoo,
I'm gonna go, like, wash my hair.
[chuckles] Just open this up here...
What?
Damn it, now those dumb bugs made fruit or something.
Aah, damn it.
Now, you just relax.
While you were selling your honey,
I bought everything I need to make
my special summer squash vegan bisque.
Aw, David, that sounds so--
[wasps buzzing] [screams]
Oh, my! Oh, no!
[both screaming]
Aaaah!
Ow! [glass shattering]
Aah!
Oh, my God! Get off!
[bluesy rock music]
♪ ♪
Chirp.