1 00:00:02,355 --> 00:00:06,924 - ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:07,012 --> 00:00:09,188 [both chuckling] 3 00:00:09,275 --> 00:00:12,147 [bluesy rock music] 4 00:00:12,234 --> 00:00:19,111 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:27,902 - I'm gonna head to the barber to get my ears lowered, 6 00:00:27,989 --> 00:00:31,427 so I need you boys to sign for a couple two packages 7 00:00:31,514 --> 00:00:34,082 I got comin' from the Amazon. 8 00:00:34,169 --> 00:00:36,693 - [chuckles] Package. 9 00:00:36,780 --> 00:00:38,869 [both chuckling] 10 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,915 - They're a birthday present for Marcie 11 00:00:41,002 --> 00:00:42,612 and my new hearing aid. 12 00:00:42,699 --> 00:00:44,875 That one's real important now 13 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:47,661 because I can't hear nothing without it. 14 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:52,013 - Uh, did you hear me when I called you a butthole? 15 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:53,580 - Well, you're welcome. 16 00:00:53,667 --> 00:00:56,670 I knew I could count on you. 17 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:59,368 - [laughs] 18 00:01:11,815 --> 00:01:13,687 What are we supposed to do with these things again? 19 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:15,297 - Uh... 20 00:01:15,384 --> 00:01:18,083 maybe we'll remember if we open 'em. 21 00:01:23,871 --> 00:01:25,655 - [grunts] 22 00:01:25,742 --> 00:01:28,310 It's, like, some kind of earbud that sucks. 23 00:01:28,397 --> 00:01:30,138 - Let's throw them in the garbage. 24 00:01:30,225 --> 00:01:31,400 - It's the least we can do. 25 00:01:31,487 --> 00:01:34,360 - Just gonna open this here. 26 00:01:36,362 --> 00:01:38,451 Whoa. Look, Beavis. 27 00:01:38,538 --> 00:01:41,280 - Yeah, yeah. It's amazing. 28 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:43,412 Let's break it. [chuckles] 29 00:01:43,499 --> 00:01:44,674 Yeah, break it. 30 00:01:44,761 --> 00:01:46,633 There'll be glass everywhere. 31 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,504 - Beavis, wait. - Huh? 32 00:01:48,591 --> 00:01:50,724 - Yes, we could smash this crystal thingy 33 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:51,986 in the street, 34 00:01:52,073 --> 00:01:53,727 and yes, it would be cool, 35 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:57,122 but we can do better than that, and we must. 36 00:01:57,209 --> 00:01:59,472 Let's throw it off the roof. 37 00:01:59,559 --> 00:02:02,301 [both laugh] - Yeah. Yeah. 38 00:02:08,133 --> 00:02:10,657 - Jesus Christ of the Lord God on high, 39 00:02:10,744 --> 00:02:12,311 thank you for making me Post Malone. 40 00:02:12,398 --> 00:02:14,226 [chuckles] 41 00:02:14,313 --> 00:02:17,359 - Thank you for making me rich and have lots of chicks too. 42 00:02:17,446 --> 00:02:19,100 [chuckling] Amen. 43 00:02:19,187 --> 00:02:20,754 [chuckling] 44 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:26,368 ♪ ♪ 45 00:02:26,455 --> 00:02:30,329 Whoa, oh, he doesn't have any armor on his schlong. 46 00:02:30,416 --> 00:02:34,855 It's just wide open, and his testes too. 47 00:02:34,942 --> 00:02:37,118 - Boy, he just doesn't care about his wiener. 48 00:02:37,205 --> 00:02:38,337 [chuckling] 49 00:02:38,424 --> 00:02:40,904 - Yeah, yeah, an evil rises in Mordor, 50 00:02:40,991 --> 00:02:44,212 but Post Malone shall not wear any armor on his schlong! 51 00:02:44,299 --> 00:02:47,084 - ♪ Even when I tried ♪ 52 00:02:47,172 --> 00:02:48,173 ♪ ♪ 53 00:02:48,260 --> 00:02:50,392 ♪ You don't believe it ♪ 54 00:02:50,479 --> 00:02:53,221 - Oh, check it out, Butt-Head, she doesn't have a mouth. 55 00:02:53,308 --> 00:02:56,311 - [chuckles] Yeah. 56 00:02:56,398 --> 00:02:57,791 He finally found a chick 57 00:02:57,878 --> 00:03:00,750 who can't tell him his music sucks. 58 00:03:00,837 --> 00:03:02,926 - Shut up, Butt-Head. I kind of like it. 59 00:03:03,013 --> 00:03:05,755 He's just kind of lazy. [chuckles] 60 00:03:05,842 --> 00:03:09,150 [humming melody] 61 00:03:09,237 --> 00:03:10,847 ♪ I don't believe it ♪ 62 00:03:10,934 --> 00:03:12,849 ♪ ♪ 63 00:03:12,936 --> 00:03:14,460 - Yeah, he looks lazy. - Yeah, that's cool. 64 00:03:14,547 --> 00:03:16,157 [chuckles] 65 00:03:16,244 --> 00:03:17,985 - ♪ So I don't take the blame ♪ 66 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:20,335 - Is he chewing tobacco? [chuckles] 67 00:03:20,422 --> 00:03:22,424 - No, he's got, like, a bunch of tattoos 68 00:03:22,511 --> 00:03:23,773 on the inside of his mouth, 69 00:03:23,860 --> 00:03:25,862 and they make his cheeks all puffy. 70 00:03:25,949 --> 00:03:27,821 [chuckles] - Yeah, he looks cool. 71 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:31,390 [chuckles] - Whoa. 72 00:03:31,477 --> 00:03:35,698 She grew her on noose so she could kill herself 73 00:03:35,785 --> 00:03:37,918 'cause he sucks. - Shut up, Butt-Head. 74 00:03:38,005 --> 00:03:40,050 [chuckles] This kicks ass. 75 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,618 [chuckles] - Well, the noose didn't work. 76 00:03:42,705 --> 00:03:43,619 I guess I'd better drown myself. 77 00:03:43,706 --> 00:03:45,578 - Shut up, Butt-Head. 78 00:03:45,665 --> 00:03:48,363 She just needs to go wash her hair for Post Malone, 79 00:03:48,450 --> 00:03:50,800 you know, 'cause people keep stepping on it. 80 00:03:50,887 --> 00:03:52,324 ♪ ♪ 81 00:03:56,023 --> 00:03:59,766 - Come on, butthole. Hurry up. 82 00:03:59,853 --> 00:04:01,594 - I don't know, Butt-Head. 83 00:04:01,681 --> 00:04:04,031 I'm kind of afraid of heights. 84 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:06,163 - Quit being such a wuss, Beavis. 85 00:04:06,251 --> 00:04:08,035 Come on. [chuckles] 86 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:10,211 - Okay. 87 00:04:10,298 --> 00:04:13,040 [laughs] Don't look down. 88 00:04:13,127 --> 00:04:14,650 Don't look down. 89 00:04:14,737 --> 00:04:17,392 Whoa. Whoa, that's a long ways. 90 00:04:17,479 --> 00:04:20,090 - Hurry the hell up, buttwipe. 91 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:22,789 - [grunting] 92 00:04:22,876 --> 00:04:24,791 [panting] 93 00:04:24,878 --> 00:04:27,794 Oh, boy. 94 00:04:27,881 --> 00:04:30,753 - Uh, where's the bowl? 95 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:33,669 - Um, it was, like, too hard to climb 96 00:04:33,756 --> 00:04:35,410 and bring it up here at the same time, 97 00:04:35,497 --> 00:04:37,804 so I decided to climb first 98 00:04:37,891 --> 00:04:39,284 and then bring it up here. 99 00:04:39,371 --> 00:04:40,981 You know what I'm saying? - Damn it, Beavis. 100 00:04:41,068 --> 00:04:43,331 The bowl was the whole reason I came up here. 101 00:04:43,418 --> 00:04:45,768 Now get down there and get it. 102 00:04:45,855 --> 00:04:47,292 - I don't know, Butt-Head. 103 00:04:47,379 --> 00:04:48,075 It's kind of scary to try-- 104 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:49,990 Aah! 105 00:04:54,299 --> 00:04:56,649 - Uh, hmm. 106 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,870 - How are we gonna get down, Butt-Head? 107 00:05:00,957 --> 00:05:02,307 [both laugh] 108 00:05:02,394 --> 00:05:04,396 - Get down. [laughs] 109 00:05:04,483 --> 00:05:05,614 - Oh, boy. [both chuckle] 110 00:05:10,184 --> 00:05:11,968 - Uh, someone's gotta put the ladder back up, 111 00:05:12,055 --> 00:05:15,755 so, Beavis, you're gonna have to jump off the roof. 112 00:05:15,842 --> 00:05:17,974 [laughs] 113 00:05:18,061 --> 00:05:20,150 - I don't know, Butt-Head. 114 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:22,022 We're kind of really far off the ground. 115 00:05:22,109 --> 00:05:24,851 - Uh, I don't care. 116 00:05:24,938 --> 00:05:26,505 - Maybe you could jump. 117 00:05:28,724 --> 00:05:30,639 - Okay, I've got an idea, Beavis. 118 00:05:30,726 --> 00:05:32,728 If you take, like, a running start, 119 00:05:32,815 --> 00:05:35,209 you can jump into that tree and climb down. 120 00:05:35,296 --> 00:05:37,124 - That looks kind of far though. 121 00:05:37,211 --> 00:05:39,039 - You can do it, Beavis. 122 00:05:39,126 --> 00:05:41,084 I believe in you. [laughs] 123 00:05:41,171 --> 00:05:43,348 So hurry up, nutsack. 124 00:05:48,962 --> 00:05:52,095 - Uh, well, I'm--oh, boy. 125 00:05:52,182 --> 00:05:54,228 I guess I could give it a try. 126 00:05:54,315 --> 00:05:56,404 I don't know, Butt-Head. 127 00:05:56,491 --> 00:05:59,451 - Run as fast as you can, Beavis. 128 00:05:59,538 --> 00:06:01,409 - Okay, here goes. [laughs] 129 00:06:01,496 --> 00:06:04,281 Don't look down. [chuckles] 130 00:06:04,369 --> 00:06:06,414 Aah! 131 00:06:06,501 --> 00:06:08,024 Butt-Head, help! 132 00:06:08,111 --> 00:06:10,984 - Uh, help you jump down? 133 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:13,290 - No. No, no! 134 00:06:13,378 --> 00:06:16,250 [grunts] No, no! 135 00:06:16,337 --> 00:06:18,470 Aah! I don't wanna fall! 136 00:06:18,557 --> 00:06:19,558 Ow! That hurt. - Grow up, Beavis. 137 00:06:19,645 --> 00:06:20,733 - Aah! No! 138 00:06:20,820 --> 00:06:23,039 - Everything isn't always about you. 139 00:06:23,126 --> 00:06:25,912 - Aah! Ow. 140 00:06:25,999 --> 00:06:27,783 [groans] Ow. 141 00:06:27,870 --> 00:06:29,176 It's okay. It's okay. 142 00:06:29,263 --> 00:06:31,047 I'm all right. 143 00:06:31,134 --> 00:06:33,049 I don't wanna be late for kindergarten. 144 00:06:33,136 --> 00:06:34,877 Circle time sucks. 145 00:06:34,964 --> 00:06:37,140 [chuckles] Whoa. 146 00:06:37,227 --> 00:06:39,316 Whoa, that's a cool bowl. 147 00:06:39,404 --> 00:06:41,057 Never seen anything like that before. 148 00:06:41,144 --> 00:06:43,320 Wow. I'll be damned. 149 00:06:43,408 --> 00:06:44,800 - Get the ladder, Beavis. 150 00:06:44,887 --> 00:06:47,716 - Oh, hey. Who are you? 151 00:06:47,803 --> 00:06:50,284 - I'm Butt-Head, assface. 152 00:06:50,371 --> 00:06:53,374 - Um, which one of those is your name 153 00:06:53,461 --> 00:06:56,290 and which one is what you're calling me? 154 00:06:56,377 --> 00:06:59,598 - Just get the ladder, dumbass. 155 00:06:59,685 --> 00:07:01,338 - What's a ladder? 156 00:07:01,426 --> 00:07:03,993 - It's that thing over there that's a ladder. 157 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:05,386 - Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 158 00:07:05,473 --> 00:07:07,519 Thanks, assface. 159 00:07:07,606 --> 00:07:09,825 Yeah, here it is. Yeah. 160 00:07:09,912 --> 00:07:12,306 - Now put it against the house so I can climb down. 161 00:07:12,393 --> 00:07:15,483 - Okay. Okay, here we go, yeah. 162 00:07:15,570 --> 00:07:16,876 [grunts] 163 00:07:16,963 --> 00:07:18,573 [glass shatters] 164 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:19,618 [ladder clangs] 165 00:07:19,705 --> 00:07:22,969 - Finally, butthole. 166 00:07:23,056 --> 00:07:24,536 - Oh, hey, assface. 167 00:07:24,623 --> 00:07:25,798 [laughs] How's it going? 168 00:07:25,885 --> 00:07:28,540 - You dumbass. What are you doing up here? 169 00:07:28,627 --> 00:07:30,672 - I climbed up this thing. 170 00:07:30,759 --> 00:07:33,414 It's called a ladder. [chuckles] 171 00:07:33,501 --> 00:07:36,591 Wait a second. It was just there. 172 00:07:36,678 --> 00:07:40,508 - Uh... [laughs] 173 00:07:43,468 --> 00:07:45,339 - [sighs] Dangnabbit. 174 00:07:45,426 --> 00:07:47,428 My packages didn't come. 175 00:07:47,515 --> 00:07:50,431 Now I don't have my GD hearing aid. 176 00:07:50,518 --> 00:07:53,782 I can't hear a goddamn thing. 177 00:07:53,869 --> 00:07:56,742 - Uh, help? [laughs] 178 00:07:56,829 --> 00:07:59,658 - Yeah, old guy! Help us, yeah. 179 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:01,877 - Hey. - It looks like I forgot to... 180 00:08:01,964 --> 00:08:03,923 - Old guy! - Put this ladder in the shed. 181 00:08:04,010 --> 00:08:05,925 - Old man. - That's a whoopsie-daisy. 182 00:08:06,012 --> 00:08:09,494 - Uh, hey, old guy! Get us down from here! 183 00:08:09,581 --> 00:08:11,104 - Help. - There we go. 184 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,192 - Look up, dumbass. 185 00:08:12,279 --> 00:08:14,237 - Like, help! 186 00:08:14,324 --> 00:08:15,804 Help or something! - Oh. 187 00:08:15,891 --> 00:08:18,720 - Marie's birthday present came at least. 188 00:08:18,807 --> 00:08:21,114 Nice of them to deliver it back here 189 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:22,419 where the thieves won't get it. 190 00:08:22,507 --> 00:08:24,726 both: Hey. - Hey, hey. 191 00:08:24,813 --> 00:08:27,424 - Old guy. 192 00:08:27,512 --> 00:08:30,950 - Uh, old guy? [laughs] 193 00:08:34,954 --> 00:08:37,260 - Are we gonna be up here forever, Butt-Head? 194 00:08:37,347 --> 00:08:40,655 - Uh, I don't know. 195 00:08:40,742 --> 00:08:42,657 - Yeah, it's pretty cool, yeah. 196 00:08:45,312 --> 00:08:47,575 - The moon sucks. [laughs] 197 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,406 - It sure does, yeah. [chuckles] 198 00:08:57,019 --> 00:08:59,892 [bluesy rock music] 199 00:08:59,979 --> 00:09:02,547 ♪ ♪ 200 00:09:02,634 --> 00:09:04,461 - Two. [both grunting] 201 00:09:04,549 --> 00:09:08,204 Three, four. 202 00:09:08,291 --> 00:09:09,336 Five. 203 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,904 Uh... 204 00:09:11,991 --> 00:09:13,688 - Whoa, hey. It worked. [laughs] 205 00:09:13,775 --> 00:09:15,081 That's pretty cool. 206 00:09:15,168 --> 00:09:16,909 - Now when the chicks see us at the pool, 207 00:09:16,996 --> 00:09:18,867 we'll look all pumped and ripped. 208 00:09:18,954 --> 00:09:23,350 [both laugh] - Cool. 209 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:25,352 - Uh, hello, sir. 210 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:28,268 We wanna, like, swim and show off our guns. 211 00:09:28,355 --> 00:09:30,618 [both laugh] - Yeah, let us in, yeah. 212 00:09:30,705 --> 00:09:33,621 [both chuckling] 213 00:09:35,580 --> 00:09:38,278 - Sorry, you're banned. 214 00:09:38,365 --> 00:09:40,367 - Can I just come in and take a whiz real quick? 215 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:41,586 - No. 216 00:09:42,935 --> 00:09:45,590 - This sucks, Butt-Head. 217 00:09:45,677 --> 00:09:48,114 Got all ripped for nothing. 218 00:09:48,201 --> 00:09:49,506 [girls laughing] 219 00:09:49,594 --> 00:09:52,031 - Whoo! - Stop splashing me. 220 00:09:52,118 --> 00:09:53,946 - Whoa, check it out, Beavis. 221 00:09:54,033 --> 00:09:55,774 Our muscles are bigger than those guys'. 222 00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:57,253 - Yeah, yeah. 223 00:09:57,340 --> 00:10:01,693 Yeah, sun's out, muscles out. Or something. 224 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:04,565 - Beavis, we gotta find something that floats 225 00:10:04,652 --> 00:10:07,002 and get in that river. 226 00:10:07,089 --> 00:10:08,482 - Yeah, really. [laughs] 227 00:10:08,569 --> 00:10:12,007 - Hm, something that floats. 228 00:10:12,094 --> 00:10:14,923 - Whoa. Whoa, check it out, Butt-Head. 229 00:10:15,010 --> 00:10:17,186 - Beavis, this is our lucky day. 230 00:10:17,273 --> 00:10:19,449 [both laugh] 231 00:10:23,976 --> 00:10:25,804 This is gonna be cool. 232 00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:28,110 [grunts] 233 00:10:28,197 --> 00:10:30,896 - Here we go. [both laugh] 234 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,686 - Good morning, everybody. 235 00:10:38,773 --> 00:10:41,341 This morning, I am headed over to do a main line 236 00:10:41,428 --> 00:10:43,778 at Nashua City Building. 237 00:10:43,865 --> 00:10:46,825 Another drain cleaner broke a piece of snake in there 238 00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:49,218 and just left, so wish me luck. 239 00:10:49,305 --> 00:10:51,003 Stay tuned, and I hope to see you at the end. 240 00:10:54,746 --> 00:10:57,662 - Uh, she's really into toilets. 241 00:10:57,749 --> 00:10:59,011 [chuckles] 242 00:10:59,098 --> 00:11:00,708 Think she, like, brings a toilet with her 243 00:11:00,795 --> 00:11:05,147 everywhere she goes, like, to parties and stuff? 244 00:11:05,234 --> 00:11:06,453 - Hey, does anyone need to take a dump? 245 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,324 [chuckles] 246 00:11:08,411 --> 00:11:10,718 I got a toilet right here. Come on, don't be shy. 247 00:11:10,805 --> 00:11:12,720 [chuckles] 248 00:11:12,807 --> 00:11:14,679 - That reminds me, I heard that, like, 249 00:11:14,766 --> 00:11:17,856 when you get older, the doctor has one of these, 250 00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:21,468 and he sticks the camera up your butt every five years. 251 00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:24,166 It's mandatory. [chuckles] 252 00:11:24,253 --> 00:11:26,255 - Whoa, really? [chuckles] 253 00:11:26,342 --> 00:11:27,648 Why do they do that? 254 00:11:27,735 --> 00:11:29,084 - They say it's, like, 255 00:11:29,171 --> 00:11:32,261 to check for scallops or something, 256 00:11:32,348 --> 00:11:34,002 but they really just do it 'cause it's funny. 257 00:11:34,089 --> 00:11:36,004 [chuckles] 258 00:11:36,091 --> 00:11:37,702 - [chuckles] Oh, yeah, yeah. 259 00:11:37,789 --> 00:11:40,226 Yeah, it is, yeah. 260 00:11:40,313 --> 00:11:41,531 You think this chick does that? 261 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,925 - Probably. 262 00:11:44,012 --> 00:11:45,710 - Yeah, it's pretty cool, actually, you know, 'cause, 263 00:11:45,797 --> 00:11:47,842 um, then afterwards, you could say, 264 00:11:47,929 --> 00:11:50,845 "Hey, baby, I see you put a camera inside my butt." 265 00:11:50,932 --> 00:11:52,325 [chuckles] 266 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,980 - Yeah, did you like what you see? 267 00:11:55,067 --> 00:11:56,633 [chuckles] 268 00:11:56,721 --> 00:11:59,158 The inside of my butt is just the beginning. 269 00:11:59,245 --> 00:12:01,073 - Yeah, yeah, because people are more beautiful 270 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,944 on the inside. That's what counts. 271 00:12:03,031 --> 00:12:05,642 - [chuckles] 272 00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:07,514 - Whoa, it's Waldo. Look down there in the corner. 273 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,124 [chuckles] 274 00:12:09,211 --> 00:12:11,431 - Waldo's gonna climb inside someone's butt. 275 00:12:11,518 --> 00:12:13,520 [chuckles] 276 00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:16,349 - Waldo's like, "They will not find me here." 277 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,655 [chuckles] 278 00:12:18,743 --> 00:12:21,397 - I'd rather be in someone's butt than a book. 279 00:12:21,484 --> 00:12:23,704 - Yeah, really. - I did it! 280 00:12:23,791 --> 00:12:24,966 High five. 281 00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:30,885 - [coughing] 282 00:12:30,972 --> 00:12:33,453 Ah, butthole. Oh. 283 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:36,369 [chuckles] 284 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:39,372 - Ah! Butt-Head, help! 285 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,853 I can't swim. - Uh, what? 286 00:12:41,940 --> 00:12:44,420 - [coughing, spluttering] 287 00:12:44,507 --> 00:12:46,771 - Uh, Beavis? 288 00:12:46,858 --> 00:12:49,774 Did you, like, drowned or something? 289 00:12:49,861 --> 00:12:51,340 Are you dead? 290 00:12:51,427 --> 00:12:53,516 Hello? [chuckles] 291 00:12:53,603 --> 00:12:57,825 Oh, well. Now where did those chicks go? 292 00:12:57,912 --> 00:12:59,871 - Aah! [coughing] 293 00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:02,438 - What took you so long, dumbass? 294 00:13:02,525 --> 00:13:05,137 - [coughs] - Damn it, Beavis. 295 00:13:05,224 --> 00:13:07,269 Quit your barfing and start paddling. 296 00:13:07,356 --> 00:13:09,010 We gotta catch up with those chicks. 297 00:13:09,097 --> 00:13:11,056 - Okay, oh, yeah, yeah. 298 00:13:11,143 --> 00:13:14,059 Okay, yeah. [laughs] 299 00:13:14,146 --> 00:13:18,672 - No. - Uh, where'd they go? 300 00:13:18,759 --> 00:13:21,370 - Whoa, I think I can hear the chicks, Butt-Head. 301 00:13:21,457 --> 00:13:22,850 I think they're up ahead there, yeah. 302 00:13:22,937 --> 00:13:24,460 [water rushing] 303 00:13:24,547 --> 00:13:26,332 It sounds like they're, like, splashing around a lot 304 00:13:26,419 --> 00:13:29,509 and, like, making a loud roaring noise. 305 00:13:29,596 --> 00:13:32,686 - Beavis, we must prepare. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 306 00:13:32,773 --> 00:13:35,297 Okay. [grunts] 307 00:13:35,384 --> 00:13:37,299 - One. - [grunts] 308 00:13:37,386 --> 00:13:39,084 - Two. 309 00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:44,654 [water roaring] 310 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,701 - Uh...uh-oh. 311 00:13:47,788 --> 00:13:49,572 Beavis, you dumbass. 312 00:13:49,659 --> 00:13:51,009 Paddle the other way. 313 00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:53,707 - Okay. 314 00:13:53,794 --> 00:13:55,143 I think it's working. 315 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:57,232 [both scream] 316 00:13:57,319 --> 00:13:59,844 [both groaning] 317 00:14:01,497 --> 00:14:05,023 [bodies thudding] 318 00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:10,028 - [laughs] That was cool. 319 00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:12,204 - Yeah. Yeah, that was pretty cool. 320 00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:13,640 [chuckles] 321 00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:16,512 - Okay, now where did those chicks go? 322 00:14:16,599 --> 00:14:19,472 [rod whirs] 323 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,169 - Oh, look. A gummy worm. 324 00:14:21,256 --> 00:14:23,084 I'm hungry, yeah. 325 00:14:23,171 --> 00:14:26,174 Aah! - Oh, I think I got something. 326 00:14:26,261 --> 00:14:27,523 - Aah! No! 327 00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:28,916 Aah, aah! 328 00:14:29,003 --> 00:14:31,310 What's happening? Aah! Oh, no. 329 00:14:31,397 --> 00:14:33,878 - Damn it, Beavis. Quit screwing around. 330 00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:35,662 We gotta catch up with those girls. 331 00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:37,098 - Aah! No! - Come on, dumbass. 332 00:14:37,185 --> 00:14:38,708 - Aah! Help! 333 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,450 Aah! - [groans] 334 00:14:41,537 --> 00:14:42,887 - [panting] 335 00:14:42,974 --> 00:14:44,801 - Beavis, you butt wagon. 336 00:14:44,889 --> 00:14:46,673 We're never gonna catch the chicks if you're busy 337 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,501 playing with your toys. 338 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,545 [grunts] 339 00:14:51,939 --> 00:14:53,941 - Oh, cool. A fly rod. 340 00:14:56,639 --> 00:14:58,163 - Damn it. 341 00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,991 What happened to that gummy worm? 342 00:15:00,078 --> 00:15:02,384 What is all this? Looks like-- 343 00:15:02,471 --> 00:15:05,083 [both screaming] 344 00:15:07,433 --> 00:15:08,608 Damn it, Beav-- [groans] 345 00:15:08,695 --> 00:15:11,567 - [humming] 346 00:15:11,654 --> 00:15:13,134 [distant screams] 347 00:15:13,221 --> 00:15:14,788 - Oh! - Aah! 348 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:16,442 [both groaning] 349 00:15:16,529 --> 00:15:19,184 [both screaming] 350 00:15:19,271 --> 00:15:20,185 [line snaps] 351 00:15:22,013 --> 00:15:23,536 - Aah. [clears throat] 352 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:24,754 I think I swallowed something. 353 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,191 [coughs] - Shut up, Beavis. 354 00:15:26,278 --> 00:15:28,236 We've almost caught up with the chicks. 355 00:15:28,323 --> 00:15:30,978 Now start paddling. - Oh, yeah. 356 00:15:31,065 --> 00:15:32,893 Oh, yeah. Chicks are cool. 357 00:15:34,764 --> 00:15:37,637 [upbeat music] 358 00:15:37,724 --> 00:15:41,771 ♪ ♪ 359 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:45,688 - Uh, this is making me, like, motion sick, Butt-Head. 360 00:15:45,775 --> 00:15:48,343 [laughs] I might barf. 361 00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:51,477 - Don't let me slow you down, Beavis. 362 00:15:51,564 --> 00:15:54,436 - Bonjour, everyone. We are BlackList Parkour. 363 00:15:54,523 --> 00:15:56,873 This is parkour POV in Paris. Let's go. 364 00:15:56,961 --> 00:15:59,398 - Where are they? [laughs] 365 00:15:59,485 --> 00:16:02,053 - Uh, he just said they're in Paris. 366 00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:04,316 - No, no, it's not Paris. 367 00:16:04,403 --> 00:16:06,535 - Beavis, he just said. 368 00:16:06,622 --> 00:16:09,495 They're in Paris. - No, no, no. 369 00:16:09,582 --> 00:16:11,105 Oh, I know where it is. It's Houston. 370 00:16:11,192 --> 00:16:14,935 Yeah, this is Houston. - Uh, Beavis? 371 00:16:15,022 --> 00:16:17,372 The guy just said they're in Paris. 372 00:16:17,459 --> 00:16:18,852 - No, no. [chuckles] 373 00:16:18,939 --> 00:16:20,245 'Cause he has that Houston accent, 374 00:16:20,332 --> 00:16:21,507 you can't understand, Butt-Head. 375 00:16:21,594 --> 00:16:23,335 [chuckles] 376 00:16:23,422 --> 00:16:26,251 Yeah, see that? See that parking lot? 377 00:16:26,338 --> 00:16:28,079 They have parking lots in Houston. 378 00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:30,603 - Damn it, Beavis. It's not Houston. 379 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,605 - Butt-Head, I'm tired of you embarrassing yourself 380 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,650 'cause you've never been to Houston, and I have. 381 00:16:34,737 --> 00:16:36,130 [chuckles] 382 00:16:36,217 --> 00:16:37,958 Just need to get over it. [laughs] 383 00:16:38,045 --> 00:16:39,525 - Damn it, Beavis. 384 00:16:39,612 --> 00:16:42,136 Why are you so hell-bent on this being Houston? 385 00:16:42,223 --> 00:16:43,572 - [chuckles] Yeah, yeah, see? 386 00:16:43,659 --> 00:16:46,358 It's downtown Houston. [chuckles] 387 00:16:46,445 --> 00:16:47,620 - Damn it, Beavis. Cut it out. 388 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,318 ♪ ♪ 389 00:16:50,405 --> 00:16:52,364 This guy's like, "Hey, how's it going? 390 00:16:52,451 --> 00:16:54,366 "Sorry I can't stay. Just doing some parkour." 391 00:16:54,453 --> 00:16:55,715 - You know... 392 00:16:55,802 --> 00:16:57,325 ♪ ♪ 393 00:16:57,412 --> 00:16:58,892 You know, another thing about Houston, 394 00:16:58,979 --> 00:16:59,980 it's actually not the capital. 395 00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:02,374 A lot of people think it is. 396 00:17:02,461 --> 00:17:05,551 - Damn it, Beavis. I don't think about it at all. 397 00:17:05,638 --> 00:17:07,248 Shut up. 398 00:17:07,335 --> 00:17:09,990 - It's the second-biggest city in Texas. 399 00:17:10,077 --> 00:17:12,166 Yeah, they call it the "Longhorn state." 400 00:17:12,253 --> 00:17:14,125 [laughs] 401 00:17:14,212 --> 00:17:16,649 - See, Beavis? See that tower back there? 402 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,651 That's, like, Paris. 403 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,305 - Oh, no, no, no, no. 404 00:17:20,392 --> 00:17:23,656 That's one of those, like, big oil drill things, yeah. 405 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,049 That's, like, for the-- 406 00:17:25,136 --> 00:17:26,311 for the Houston Oilers, you know? 407 00:17:26,398 --> 00:17:28,052 Yeah, yeah. 408 00:17:28,139 --> 00:17:30,532 Yeah, oil is big in Houston. 409 00:17:30,619 --> 00:17:32,708 We got a gusher here. [laughs] 410 00:17:32,795 --> 00:17:36,495 - Uh, oh, yeah. [chuckles] 411 00:17:36,582 --> 00:17:38,323 You're right, Beavis. 412 00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:39,628 This is Houston. - Yeah, yeah. 413 00:17:39,715 --> 00:17:40,803 See? See? 414 00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:43,197 - I was wrong. 415 00:17:43,284 --> 00:17:45,678 I'm not too big to admit when I'm wrong. 416 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,463 And I'm not too big to admit that your mom is a slut. 417 00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:49,943 [both laugh] 418 00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:53,773 - Yeah, well, you're right. [chuckles] 419 00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:56,558 - Remember that time we went into your mom's bedroom 420 00:17:56,645 --> 00:17:58,517 and that roofer dude was bouncing around 421 00:17:58,604 --> 00:18:01,085 like this on your mom? [laughs] 422 00:18:01,172 --> 00:18:02,521 - Shut up, Butt-Head. 423 00:18:02,608 --> 00:18:04,914 It wasn't as good as these guys. 424 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,655 - Oh, yeah. 425 00:18:06,742 --> 00:18:08,527 He was all fat and slow. 426 00:18:08,614 --> 00:18:11,095 Uh, uh, uh. [laughs] 427 00:18:15,403 --> 00:18:18,276 - I don't see the chicks, Butt-Head. 428 00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:21,061 - Uh, just keep paddling, Beavis. 429 00:18:21,148 --> 00:18:22,367 We'll catch up with 'em. 430 00:18:22,454 --> 00:18:24,673 [laughs] 431 00:18:27,459 --> 00:18:30,288 [chuckles] 432 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,725 - I still don't see 'em, Butt-Head. 433 00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:38,818 I still don't see 'em, Butt-Head. 434 00:18:41,690 --> 00:18:43,692 Butt-Head? [laughs] 435 00:18:43,779 --> 00:18:46,695 I still don't see 'em. 436 00:18:46,782 --> 00:18:49,655 [soft dramatic music] 437 00:18:49,742 --> 00:18:51,091 Are we dying? 438 00:18:51,178 --> 00:18:53,354 - No. - [grumbles] 439 00:18:53,441 --> 00:18:56,140 ♪ ♪ 440 00:18:56,227 --> 00:19:00,970 - Uh, wait. Look, Beavis. 441 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,364 Out on the horizon. 442 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,499 There's someone coming to save us. 443 00:19:07,586 --> 00:19:09,979 We gotta get ready. 444 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,546 One. 445 00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:13,374 - Um, Butt-Head? - Two. 446 00:19:13,461 --> 00:19:15,550 - Um, that's a--that's not-- um... 447 00:19:15,637 --> 00:19:17,509 - Shut up, Beavis. 448 00:19:17,596 --> 00:19:19,641 There could be chicks on that boat. 449 00:19:19,728 --> 00:19:21,730 ♪ ♪ 450 00:19:21,817 --> 00:19:23,950 - Um, Butt-Head? 451 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,301 Um, Butt-Head? 452 00:19:27,388 --> 00:19:28,955 - [groans] - It's small. 453 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,957 - That's right, Beavis. 454 00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:32,785 There's probably only room for one of us 455 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,004 'cause of all the chicks, so you'll have to stay here. 456 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:36,832 [groans] - Um... 457 00:19:36,919 --> 00:19:38,791 Yeah, okay. 458 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,749 - We'll come back for you. 459 00:19:40,836 --> 00:19:42,708 Maybe. [laughs] 460 00:19:42,795 --> 00:19:44,405 Seven. 461 00:19:44,492 --> 00:19:46,538 [hard rock music] 462 00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:47,800 Nine. 463 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,759 ♪ ♪ 464 00:19:50,846 --> 00:19:53,719 [bluesy rock music] 465 00:19:53,806 --> 00:20:00,682 ♪ ♪ 466 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,785 - Chirp.