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♪ MTV ♪
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[both chuckling]
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[bluesy rock music]
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♪ ♪
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I'm gonna head to the barber
to get my ears lowered,
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so I need you boys to sign
for a couple two packages
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I got comin' from the Amazon.
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[chuckles]
Package.
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[both chuckling]
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They're a birthday present
for Marcie
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and my new hearing aid.
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That one's real important now
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because I can't hear nothing
without it.
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Uh, did you hear me
when I called you a butthole?
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Well, you're welcome.
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I knew I could count on you.
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[laughs]
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What are we supposed to do
with these things again?
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Uh...
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maybe we'll remember
if we open 'em.
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[grunts]
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It's, like, some kind of earbud
that sucks.
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Let's throw them
in the garbage.
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It's the least we can do.
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Just gonna open this here.
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Whoa.
Look, Beavis.
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Yeah, yeah.
It's amazing.
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Let's break it.
[chuckles]
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Yeah, break it.
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There'll be glass everywhere.
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- Beavis, wait.
- Huh?
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Yes, we could smash
this crystal thingy
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in the street,
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and yes, it would be cool,
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but we can do better than that,
and we must.
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Let's throw it off the roof.
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[both laugh]
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Jesus Christ
of the Lord God on high,
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thank you for making me
Post Malone.
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[chuckles]
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Thank you for making me rich
and have lots of chicks too.
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[chuckling]
Amen.
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[chuckling]
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♪ ♪
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Whoa, oh, he doesn't have
any armor on his schlong.
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It's just wide open,
and his testes too.
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Boy, he just doesn't care
about his wiener.
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[chuckling]
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Yeah, yeah,
an evil rises in Mordor,
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but Post Malone shall not wear
any armor on his schlong!
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♪ Even when I tried ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ You don't believe it ♪
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Oh, check it out, Butt-Head,
she doesn't have a mouth.
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[chuckles]
Yeah.
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He finally found a chick
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who can't tell him
his music sucks.
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Shut up, Butt-Head.
I kind of like it.
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He's just kind of lazy.
[chuckles]
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[humming melody]
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♪ I don't believe it ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Yeah, he looks lazy.
- Yeah, that's cool.
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[chuckles]
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♪ So I don't
take the blame ♪
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Is he chewing tobacco?
[chuckles]
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No, he's got, like,
a bunch of tattoos
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on the inside of his mouth,
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and they make his cheeks
all puffy.
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[chuckles]
- Yeah, he looks cool.
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[chuckles]
- Whoa.
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She grew her on noose
so she could kill herself
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'cause he sucks.
- Shut up, Butt-Head.
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[chuckles]
This kicks ass.
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[chuckles]
- Well, the noose didn't work.
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I guess
I'd better drown myself.
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Shut up, Butt-Head.
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She just needs to go wash
her hair for Post Malone,
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you know, 'cause people
keep stepping on it.
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♪ ♪
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Come on, butthole.
Hurry up.
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I don't know, Butt-Head.
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I'm kind of afraid of heights.
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Quit being such a wuss, Beavis.
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Come on.
[chuckles]
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Okay.
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[laughs]
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Don't look down.
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Whoa.
Whoa, that's a long ways.
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Hurry the hell up, buttwipe.
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[grunting]
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[panting]
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Oh, boy.
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Uh, where's the bowl?
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Um, it was, like, too hard
to climb
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and bring it up here
at the same time,
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so I decided to climb first
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and then bring it up here.
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You know what I'm saying?
- Damn it, Beavis.
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The bowl was the whole reason
I came up here.
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Now get down there and get it.
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I don't know, Butt-Head.
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It's kind of scary to try--
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Aah!
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Uh, hmm.
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How are we gonna get down,
Butt-Head?
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[both laugh]
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Get down.
[laughs]
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Oh, boy.
[both chuckle]
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Uh, someone's gotta put
the ladder back up,
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so, Beavis, you're gonna have
to jump off the roof.
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[laughs]
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I don't know, Butt-Head.
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We're kind of really far
off the ground.
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Uh, I don't care.
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Maybe you could jump.
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Okay, I've got an idea, Beavis.
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If you take,
like, a running start,
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you can jump into that tree
and climb down.
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That looks
kind of far though.
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You can do it, Beavis.
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I believe in you.
[laughs]
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So hurry up, nutsack.
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Uh, well, I'm--oh, boy.
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I guess I could give it a try.
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I don't know, Butt-Head.
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Run as fast as you can, Beavis.
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Okay, here goes.
[laughs]
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Don't look down.
[chuckles]
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Aah!
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Butt-Head, help!
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Uh, help you jump down?
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No.
No, no!
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[grunts]
No, no!
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Aah!
I don't wanna fall!
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Ow! That hurt.
- Grow up, Beavis.
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Aah! No!
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Everything isn't
always about you.
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Aah!
Ow.
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[groans]
Ow.
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It's okay.
It's okay.
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I'm all right.
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I don't wanna be late
for kindergarten.
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Circle time sucks.
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[chuckles]
Whoa.
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Whoa, that's a cool bowl.
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Never seen anything
like that before.
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Wow.
I'll be damned.
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Get the ladder, Beavis.
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Oh, hey.
Who are you?
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I'm Butt-Head, assface.
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Um, which one of those
is your name
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and which one
is what you're calling me?
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Just get the ladder, dumbass.
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What's a ladder?
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It's that thing over there
that's a ladder.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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Thanks, assface.
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Yeah, here it is. Yeah.
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Now put it against the house
so I can climb down.
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Okay.
Okay, here we go, yeah.
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[grunts]
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[glass shatters]
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[ladder clangs]
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Finally, butthole.
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Oh, hey, assface.
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[laughs]
How's it going?
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You dumbass.
What are you doing up here?
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I climbed up this thing.
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It's called a ladder.
[chuckles]
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Wait a second.
It was just there.
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Uh...
[laughs]
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[sighs]
Dangnabbit.
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My packages didn't come.
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Now I don't have
my GD hearing aid.
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I can't hear a goddamn thing.
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Uh, help?
[laughs]
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Yeah, old guy!
Help us, yeah.
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- Hey.
- It looks like I forgot to...
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- Old guy!
- Put this ladder in the shed.
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- Old man.
- That's a whoopsie-daisy.
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Uh, hey, old guy!
Get us down from here!
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- Help.
- There we go.
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Look up, dumbass.
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Like, help!
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Help or something!
- Oh.
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Marie's birthday present
came at least.
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Nice of them
to deliver it back here
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where the thieves won't get it.
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both: Hey.
- Hey, hey.
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Old guy.
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Uh, old guy?
[laughs]
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Are we gonna be up here
forever, Butt-Head?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Yeah, it's pretty cool, yeah.
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The moon sucks.
[laughs]
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It sure does, yeah.
[chuckles]