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[bluesy rock music]
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♪ ♪
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Two.
[both grunting]
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Three, four.
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Five.
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Uh...
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Whoa, hey. It worked.
[laughs]
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That's pretty cool.
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Now when the chicks see us
at the pool,
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we'll look all pumped
and ripped.
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[both laugh]
- Cool.
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Uh, hello, sir.
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We wanna, like, swim
and show off our guns.
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[both laugh]
- Yeah, let us in, yeah.
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[both chuckling]
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Sorry, you're banned.
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Can I just come in
and take a whiz real quick?
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No.
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This sucks, Butt-Head.
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Got all ripped for nothing.
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[girls laughing]
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- Whoo!
- Stop splashing me.
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Whoa, check it out, Beavis.
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Our muscles are bigger
than those guys'.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, sun's out, muscles out.
Or something.
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Beavis, we gotta find
something that floats
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and get in that river.
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Yeah, really.
[laughs]
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Hm, something that floats.
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Whoa.
Whoa, check it out, Butt-Head.
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Beavis,
this is our lucky day.
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[both laugh]
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This is gonna be cool.
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[grunts]
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Here we go.
[both laugh]
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Good morning, everybody.
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This morning, I am headed over
to do a main line
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at Nashua City Building.
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Another drain cleaner
broke a piece of snake in there
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and just left, so wish me luck.
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Stay tuned, and I hope
to see you at the end.
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Uh, she's really
into toilets.
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[chuckles]
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Think she, like,
brings a toilet with her
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everywhere she goes,
like, to parties and stuff?
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Hey, does anyone need
to take a dump?
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[chuckles]
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I got a toilet right here.
Come on, don't be shy.
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[chuckles]
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That reminds me,
I heard that, like,
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when you get older,
the doctor has one of these,
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and he sticks the camera
up your butt every five years.
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It's mandatory.
[chuckles]
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Whoa, really?
[chuckles]
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Why do they do that?
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They say it's, like,
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to check for scallops
or something,
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but they really just do it
'cause it's funny.
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[chuckles]
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[chuckles]
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, it is, yeah.
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You think this chick
does that?
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Probably.
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Yeah, it's pretty cool,
actually, you know, 'cause,
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um, then afterwards,
you could say,
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"Hey, baby, I see you put
a camera inside my butt."
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, did you like
what you see?
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[chuckles]
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The inside of my butt
is just the beginning.
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Yeah, yeah, because people
are more beautiful
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on the inside.
That's what counts.
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[chuckles]
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Whoa, it's Waldo.
Look down there in the corner.
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[chuckles]
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Waldo's gonna climb
inside someone's butt.
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[chuckles]
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Waldo's like,
"They will not find me here."
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[chuckles]
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I'd rather be in
someone's butt than a book.
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- Yeah, really.
- I did it!
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High five.
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[coughing]
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Ah, butthole. Oh.
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[chuckles]
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Ah!
Butt-Head, help!
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I can't swim.
- Uh, what?
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[coughing, spluttering]
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Uh, Beavis?
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Did you, like,
drowned or something?
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Are you dead?
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Hello?
[chuckles]
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Oh, well.
Now where did those chicks go?
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Aah!
[coughing]
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What took you
so long, dumbass?
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- [coughs]
- Damn it, Beavis.
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Quit your barfing
and start paddling.
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We gotta catch up
with those chicks.
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Okay, oh, yeah, yeah.
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Okay, yeah.
[laughs]
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- No.
- Uh, where'd they go?
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Whoa, I think I can
hear the chicks, Butt-Head.
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I think they're up ahead there, yeah.
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[water rushing]
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It sounds like they're, like,
splashing around a lot
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and, like,
making a loud roaring noise.
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- Beavis, we must prepare.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Okay.
[grunts]
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- One.
- [grunts]
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Two.
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[water roaring]
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Uh...uh-oh.
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Beavis, you dumbass.
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Paddle the other way.
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Okay.
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I think it's working.
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[both scream]
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[both groaning]
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[bodies thudding]
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[laughs]
That was cool.
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Yeah.
Yeah, that was pretty cool.
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[chuckles]
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Okay, now where
did those chicks go?
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[rod whirs]
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Oh, look.
A gummy worm.
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I'm hungry, yeah.
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Aah!
- Oh, I think I got something.
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Aah!
No!
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Aah, aah!
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What's happening?
Aah! Oh, no.
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Damn it, Beavis.
Quit screwing around.
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We gotta catch up
with those girls.
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- Aah! No!
- Come on, dumbass.
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Aah! Help!
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Aah!
- [groans]
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[panting]
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Beavis, you butt wagon.
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We're never gonna catch
the chicks if you're busy
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playing with your toys.
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[grunts]
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Oh, cool.
A fly rod.
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Damn it.
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What happened
to that gummy worm?
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What is all this?
Looks like--
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[both screaming]
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Damn it, Beav--
[groans]
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[humming]
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[distant screams]
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- Oh!
- Aah!
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[both groaning]
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[both screaming]
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[line snaps]
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Aah.
[clears throat]
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I think I swallowed something.
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[coughs]
- Shut up, Beavis.
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We've almost caught up
with the chicks.
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Now start paddling.
- Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
Chicks are cool.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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Uh, this is making me,
like, motion sick, Butt-Head.
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[laughs]
I might barf.
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Don't let me slow you down, Beavis.
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Bonjour, everyone.
We are BlackList Parkour.
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This is parkour POV in Paris.
Let's go.
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Where are they?
[laughs]
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Uh,
he just said they're in Paris.
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No, no, it's not Paris.
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Beavis, he just said.
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They're in Paris.
- No, no, no.
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Oh, I know where it is.
It's Houston.
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Yeah, this is Houston.
- Uh, Beavis?
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The guy just said
they're in Paris.
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No, no.
[chuckles]
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'Cause he has
that Houston accent,
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you can't understand,
Butt-Head.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, see that?
See that parking lot?
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They have parking lots
in Houston.
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Damn it, Beavis.
It's not Houston.
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Butt-Head, I'm tired
of you embarrassing yourself
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'cause you've never been
to Houston, and I have.
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[chuckles]
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Just need to get over it.
[laughs]
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Damn it, Beavis.
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Why are you so hell-bent
on this being Houston?
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[chuckles]
Yeah, yeah, see?
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It's downtown Houston.
[chuckles]
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Damn it, Beavis.
Cut it out.
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♪ ♪
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This guy's like,
"Hey, how's it going?
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"Sorry I can't stay.
Just doing some parkour."
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You know...
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♪ ♪
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You know,
another thing about Houston,
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it's actually not the capital.
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A lot of people think it is.
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Damn it, Beavis.
I don't think about it at all.
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Shut up.
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It's the second-biggest city
in Texas.
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Yeah, they call it
the "Longhorn state."
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[laughs]
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See, Beavis?
See that tower back there?
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That's, like, Paris.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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That's one of those, like,
big oil drill things, yeah.
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That's, like, for the--
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for the Houston Oilers,
you know?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, oil is big in Houston.
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We got a gusher here.
[laughs]
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Uh, oh, yeah.
[chuckles]
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You're right, Beavis.
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This is Houston.
- Yeah, yeah.
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See?
See?
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I was wrong.
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I'm not too big to admit
when I'm wrong.
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And I'm not too big to admit
that your mom is a slut.
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[both laugh]
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Yeah, well, you're right.
[chuckles]
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Remember that time we went
into your mom's bedroom
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and that roofer dude
was bouncing around
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like this on your mom?
[laughs]
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Shut up, Butt-Head.
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It wasn't as good
as these guys.
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Oh, yeah.
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He was all fat and slow.
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Uh, uh, uh.
[laughs]
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I don't see the chicks,
Butt-Head.
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Uh, just keep paddling, Beavis.
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We'll catch up with 'em.
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[laughs]
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[chuckles]
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I still don't see 'em,
Butt-Head.
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I still don't see 'em,
Butt-Head.
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Butt-Head?
[laughs]
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I still don't see 'em.
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[soft dramatic music]
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Are we dying?
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- No.
- [grumbles]
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♪ ♪
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Uh, wait.
Look, Beavis.
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Out on the horizon.
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There's someone coming
to save us.
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We gotta get ready.
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One.
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- Um, Butt-Head?
- Two.
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Um, that's a--that's not--
um...
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Shut up, Beavis.
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There could be chicks
on that boat.
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♪ ♪
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Um, Butt-Head?
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Um, Butt-Head?
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- [groans]
- It's small.
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That's right, Beavis.
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There's probably only room
for one of us
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'cause of all the chicks,
so you'll have to stay here.
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[groans]
- Um...
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Yeah, okay.
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We'll come back for you.
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Maybe.
[laughs]
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Seven.
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[hard rock music]
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Nine.
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♪ ♪
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[bluesy rock music]
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♪ ♪
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Chirp.