1 00:00:03,014 --> 00:00:05,887 [bluesy rock music] 2 00:00:05,974 --> 00:00:08,542 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:08,629 --> 00:00:10,456 Two. [both grunting] 4 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:14,199 Three, four. 5 00:00:14,286 --> 00:00:15,331 Five. 6 00:00:15,418 --> 00:00:17,899 Uh... 7 00:00:17,986 --> 00:00:19,683 Whoa, hey. It worked. [laughs] 8 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:21,076 That's pretty cool. 9 00:00:21,163 --> 00:00:22,904 Now when the chicks see us at the pool, 10 00:00:22,991 --> 00:00:24,862 we'll look all pumped and ripped. 11 00:00:24,949 --> 00:00:29,345 [both laugh] - Cool. 12 00:00:29,432 --> 00:00:31,347 Uh, hello, sir. 13 00:00:31,434 --> 00:00:34,263 We wanna, like, swim and show off our guns. 14 00:00:34,350 --> 00:00:36,613 [both laugh] - Yeah, let us in, yeah. 15 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:39,616 [both chuckling] 16 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:44,273 Sorry, you're banned. 17 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,362 Can I just come in and take a whiz real quick? 18 00:00:46,449 --> 00:00:47,581 No. 19 00:00:48,930 --> 00:00:51,585 This sucks, Butt-Head. 20 00:00:51,672 --> 00:00:54,109 Got all ripped for nothing. 21 00:00:54,196 --> 00:00:55,501 [girls laughing] 22 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:58,026 - Whoo! - Stop splashing me. 23 00:00:58,113 --> 00:00:59,941 Whoa, check it out, Beavis. 24 00:01:00,028 --> 00:01:01,769 Our muscles are bigger than those guys'. 25 00:01:01,856 --> 00:01:03,248 Yeah, yeah. 26 00:01:03,335 --> 00:01:07,688 Yeah, sun's out, muscles out. Or something. 27 00:01:07,775 --> 00:01:10,560 Beavis, we gotta find something that floats 28 00:01:10,647 --> 00:01:12,997 and get in that river. 29 00:01:13,084 --> 00:01:14,477 Yeah, really. [laughs] 30 00:01:14,564 --> 00:01:18,002 Hm, something that floats. 31 00:01:18,089 --> 00:01:20,918 Whoa. Whoa, check it out, Butt-Head. 32 00:01:21,005 --> 00:01:23,181 Beavis, this is our lucky day. 33 00:01:23,268 --> 00:01:25,444 [both laugh] 34 00:01:29,971 --> 00:01:31,799 This is gonna be cool. 35 00:01:31,886 --> 00:01:34,105 [grunts] 36 00:01:34,192 --> 00:01:36,891 Here we go. [both laugh] 37 00:01:43,332 --> 00:01:44,681 Good morning, everybody. 38 00:01:44,768 --> 00:01:47,336 This morning, I am headed over to do a main line 39 00:01:47,423 --> 00:01:49,773 at Nashua City Building. 40 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:52,820 Another drain cleaner broke a piece of snake in there 41 00:01:52,907 --> 00:01:55,213 and just left, so wish me luck. 42 00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:56,998 Stay tuned, and I hope to see you at the end. 43 00:02:00,741 --> 00:02:03,657 Uh, she's really into toilets. 44 00:02:03,744 --> 00:02:05,006 [chuckles] 45 00:02:05,093 --> 00:02:06,703 Think she, like, brings a toilet with her 46 00:02:06,790 --> 00:02:11,142 everywhere she goes, like, to parties and stuff? 47 00:02:11,229 --> 00:02:12,448 Hey, does anyone need to take a dump? 48 00:02:12,535 --> 00:02:14,319 [chuckles] 49 00:02:14,406 --> 00:02:16,713 I got a toilet right here. Come on, don't be shy. 50 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,715 [chuckles] 51 00:02:18,802 --> 00:02:20,674 That reminds me, I heard that, like, 52 00:02:20,761 --> 00:02:23,851 when you get older, the doctor has one of these, 53 00:02:23,938 --> 00:02:27,463 and he sticks the camera up your butt every five years. 54 00:02:27,550 --> 00:02:30,161 It's mandatory. [chuckles] 55 00:02:30,248 --> 00:02:32,250 Whoa, really? [chuckles] 56 00:02:32,337 --> 00:02:33,643 Why do they do that? 57 00:02:33,730 --> 00:02:35,079 They say it's, like, 58 00:02:35,166 --> 00:02:38,256 to check for scallops or something, 59 00:02:38,343 --> 00:02:39,997 but they really just do it 'cause it's funny. 60 00:02:40,084 --> 00:02:41,999 [chuckles] 61 00:02:42,086 --> 00:02:43,697 [chuckles] Oh, yeah, yeah. 62 00:02:43,784 --> 00:02:46,221 Yeah, it is, yeah. 63 00:02:46,308 --> 00:02:47,526 You think this chick does that? 64 00:02:47,613 --> 00:02:49,920 Probably. 65 00:02:50,007 --> 00:02:51,705 Yeah, it's pretty cool, actually, you know, 'cause, 66 00:02:51,792 --> 00:02:53,837 um, then afterwards, you could say, 67 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:56,840 "Hey, baby, I see you put a camera inside my butt." 68 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,320 [chuckles] 69 00:02:58,407 --> 00:03:00,975 Yeah, did you like what you see? 70 00:03:01,062 --> 00:03:02,628 [chuckles] 71 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:05,153 The inside of my butt is just the beginning. 72 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:07,068 Yeah, yeah, because people are more beautiful 73 00:03:07,155 --> 00:03:08,939 on the inside. That's what counts. 74 00:03:09,026 --> 00:03:11,637 [chuckles] 75 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,509 Whoa, it's Waldo. Look down there in the corner. 76 00:03:13,596 --> 00:03:15,119 [chuckles] 77 00:03:15,206 --> 00:03:17,426 Waldo's gonna climb inside someone's butt. 78 00:03:17,513 --> 00:03:19,515 [chuckles] 79 00:03:19,602 --> 00:03:22,344 Waldo's like, "They will not find me here." 80 00:03:22,431 --> 00:03:24,650 [chuckles] 81 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:27,392 I'd rather be in someone's butt than a book. 82 00:03:27,479 --> 00:03:29,699 - Yeah, really. - I did it! 83 00:03:29,786 --> 00:03:30,961 High five. 84 00:03:34,008 --> 00:03:36,880 [coughing] 85 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:39,448 Ah, butthole. Oh. 86 00:03:39,535 --> 00:03:42,364 [chuckles] 87 00:03:42,451 --> 00:03:45,367 Ah! Butt-Head, help! 88 00:03:45,454 --> 00:03:47,848 I can't swim. - Uh, what? 89 00:03:47,935 --> 00:03:50,415 [coughing, spluttering] 90 00:03:50,502 --> 00:03:52,766 Uh, Beavis? 91 00:03:52,853 --> 00:03:55,769 Did you, like, drowned or something? 92 00:03:55,856 --> 00:03:57,335 Are you dead? 93 00:03:57,422 --> 00:03:59,511 Hello? [chuckles] 94 00:03:59,598 --> 00:04:03,820 Oh, well. Now where did those chicks go? 95 00:04:03,907 --> 00:04:05,866 Aah! [coughing] 96 00:04:05,953 --> 00:04:08,433 What took you so long, dumbass? 97 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:11,132 - [coughs] - Damn it, Beavis. 98 00:04:11,219 --> 00:04:13,264 Quit your barfing and start paddling. 99 00:04:13,351 --> 00:04:15,005 We gotta catch up with those chicks. 100 00:04:15,092 --> 00:04:17,051 Okay, oh, yeah, yeah. 101 00:04:17,138 --> 00:04:20,054 Okay, yeah. [laughs] 102 00:04:20,141 --> 00:04:24,667 - No. - Uh, where'd they go? 103 00:04:24,754 --> 00:04:27,365 Whoa, I think I can hear the chicks, Butt-Head. 104 00:04:27,452 --> 00:04:28,845 I think they're up ahead there, yeah. 105 00:04:28,932 --> 00:04:30,455 [water rushing] 106 00:04:30,542 --> 00:04:32,327 It sounds like they're, like, splashing around a lot 107 00:04:32,414 --> 00:04:35,504 and, like, making a loud roaring noise. 108 00:04:35,591 --> 00:04:38,681 - Beavis, we must prepare. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 109 00:04:38,768 --> 00:04:41,292 Okay. [grunts] 110 00:04:41,379 --> 00:04:43,294 - One. - [grunts] 111 00:04:43,381 --> 00:04:45,079 Two. 112 00:04:49,605 --> 00:04:50,649 [water roaring] 113 00:04:50,736 --> 00:04:53,696 Uh...uh-oh. 114 00:04:53,783 --> 00:04:55,567 Beavis, you dumbass. 115 00:04:55,654 --> 00:04:57,004 Paddle the other way. 116 00:04:57,091 --> 00:04:59,702 Okay. 117 00:04:59,789 --> 00:05:01,138 I think it's working. 118 00:05:01,225 --> 00:05:03,227 [both scream] 119 00:05:03,314 --> 00:05:05,839 [both groaning] 120 00:05:07,492 --> 00:05:11,018 [bodies thudding] 121 00:05:13,585 --> 00:05:16,023 [laughs] That was cool. 122 00:05:16,110 --> 00:05:18,199 Yeah. Yeah, that was pretty cool. 123 00:05:18,286 --> 00:05:19,635 [chuckles] 124 00:05:19,722 --> 00:05:22,507 Okay, now where did those chicks go? 125 00:05:22,594 --> 00:05:25,467 [rod whirs] 126 00:05:25,554 --> 00:05:27,164 Oh, look. A gummy worm. 127 00:05:27,251 --> 00:05:29,079 I'm hungry, yeah. 128 00:05:29,166 --> 00:05:32,169 Aah! - Oh, I think I got something. 129 00:05:32,256 --> 00:05:33,518 Aah! No! 130 00:05:33,605 --> 00:05:34,911 Aah, aah! 131 00:05:34,998 --> 00:05:37,305 What's happening? Aah! Oh, no. 132 00:05:37,392 --> 00:05:39,873 Damn it, Beavis. Quit screwing around. 133 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:41,657 We gotta catch up with those girls. 134 00:05:41,744 --> 00:05:43,093 - Aah! No! - Come on, dumbass. 135 00:05:43,180 --> 00:05:44,703 Aah! Help! 136 00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:47,445 Aah! - [groans] 137 00:05:47,532 --> 00:05:48,882 [panting] 138 00:05:48,969 --> 00:05:50,796 Beavis, you butt wagon. 139 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,668 We're never gonna catch the chicks if you're busy 140 00:05:52,755 --> 00:05:54,496 playing with your toys. 141 00:05:54,583 --> 00:05:55,540 [grunts] 142 00:05:57,934 --> 00:05:59,936 Oh, cool. A fly rod. 143 00:06:02,634 --> 00:06:04,158 Damn it. 144 00:06:04,245 --> 00:06:05,986 What happened to that gummy worm? 145 00:06:06,073 --> 00:06:08,379 What is all this? Looks like-- 146 00:06:08,466 --> 00:06:11,078 [both screaming] 147 00:06:13,428 --> 00:06:14,603 Damn it, Beav-- [groans] 148 00:06:14,690 --> 00:06:17,562 [humming] 149 00:06:17,649 --> 00:06:19,129 [distant screams] 150 00:06:19,216 --> 00:06:20,783 - Oh! - Aah! 151 00:06:20,870 --> 00:06:22,437 [both groaning] 152 00:06:22,524 --> 00:06:25,179 [both screaming] 153 00:06:25,266 --> 00:06:26,180 [line snaps] 154 00:06:28,008 --> 00:06:29,531 Aah. [clears throat] 155 00:06:29,618 --> 00:06:30,749 I think I swallowed something. 156 00:06:30,836 --> 00:06:32,186 [coughs] - Shut up, Beavis. 157 00:06:32,273 --> 00:06:34,231 We've almost caught up with the chicks. 158 00:06:34,318 --> 00:06:36,973 Now start paddling. - Oh, yeah. 159 00:06:37,060 --> 00:06:38,888 Oh, yeah. Chicks are cool. 160 00:06:40,759 --> 00:06:43,632 [upbeat music] 161 00:06:43,719 --> 00:06:47,766 ♪ ♪ 162 00:06:47,853 --> 00:06:51,683 Uh, this is making me, like, motion sick, Butt-Head. 163 00:06:51,770 --> 00:06:54,338 [laughs] I might barf. 164 00:06:54,425 --> 00:06:57,472 Don't let me slow you down, Beavis. 165 00:06:57,559 --> 00:07:00,431 Bonjour, everyone. We are BlackList Parkour. 166 00:07:00,518 --> 00:07:02,868 This is parkour POV in Paris. Let's go. 167 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:05,393 Where are they? [laughs] 168 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:08,048 Uh, he just said they're in Paris. 169 00:07:08,135 --> 00:07:10,311 No, no, it's not Paris. 170 00:07:10,398 --> 00:07:12,530 Beavis, he just said. 171 00:07:12,617 --> 00:07:15,490 They're in Paris. - No, no, no. 172 00:07:15,577 --> 00:07:17,100 Oh, I know where it is. It's Houston. 173 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:20,930 Yeah, this is Houston. - Uh, Beavis? 174 00:07:21,017 --> 00:07:23,367 The guy just said they're in Paris. 175 00:07:23,454 --> 00:07:24,847 No, no. [chuckles] 176 00:07:24,934 --> 00:07:26,240 'Cause he has that Houston accent, 177 00:07:26,327 --> 00:07:27,502 you can't understand, Butt-Head. 178 00:07:27,589 --> 00:07:29,330 [chuckles] 179 00:07:29,417 --> 00:07:32,246 Yeah, see that? See that parking lot? 180 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:34,074 They have parking lots in Houston. 181 00:07:34,161 --> 00:07:36,598 Damn it, Beavis. It's not Houston. 182 00:07:36,685 --> 00:07:38,600 Butt-Head, I'm tired of you embarrassing yourself 183 00:07:38,687 --> 00:07:40,645 'cause you've never been to Houston, and I have. 184 00:07:40,732 --> 00:07:42,125 [chuckles] 185 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:43,953 Just need to get over it. [laughs] 186 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,520 Damn it, Beavis. 187 00:07:45,607 --> 00:07:48,131 Why are you so hell-bent on this being Houston? 188 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:49,567 [chuckles] Yeah, yeah, see? 189 00:07:49,654 --> 00:07:52,353 It's downtown Houston. [chuckles] 190 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:53,615 Damn it, Beavis. Cut it out. 191 00:07:53,702 --> 00:07:56,313 ♪ ♪ 192 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,359 This guy's like, "Hey, how's it going? 193 00:07:58,446 --> 00:08:00,361 "Sorry I can't stay. Just doing some parkour." 194 00:08:00,448 --> 00:08:01,710 You know... 195 00:08:01,797 --> 00:08:03,320 ♪ ♪ 196 00:08:03,407 --> 00:08:04,887 You know, another thing about Houston, 197 00:08:04,974 --> 00:08:05,975 it's actually not the capital. 198 00:08:06,062 --> 00:08:08,369 A lot of people think it is. 199 00:08:08,456 --> 00:08:11,546 Damn it, Beavis. I don't think about it at all. 200 00:08:11,633 --> 00:08:13,243 Shut up. 201 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:15,985 It's the second-biggest city in Texas. 202 00:08:16,072 --> 00:08:18,161 Yeah, they call it the "Longhorn state." 203 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:20,120 [laughs] 204 00:08:20,207 --> 00:08:22,644 See, Beavis? See that tower back there? 205 00:08:22,731 --> 00:08:24,646 That's, like, Paris. 206 00:08:24,733 --> 00:08:26,300 Oh, no, no, no, no. 207 00:08:26,387 --> 00:08:29,651 That's one of those, like, big oil drill things, yeah. 208 00:08:29,738 --> 00:08:31,044 That's, like, for the-- 209 00:08:31,131 --> 00:08:32,306 for the Houston Oilers, you know? 210 00:08:32,393 --> 00:08:34,047 Yeah, yeah. 211 00:08:34,134 --> 00:08:36,527 Yeah, oil is big in Houston. 212 00:08:36,614 --> 00:08:38,703 We got a gusher here. [laughs] 213 00:08:38,790 --> 00:08:42,490 Uh, oh, yeah. [chuckles] 214 00:08:42,577 --> 00:08:44,318 You're right, Beavis. 215 00:08:44,405 --> 00:08:45,623 This is Houston. - Yeah, yeah. 216 00:08:45,710 --> 00:08:46,798 See? See? 217 00:08:46,885 --> 00:08:49,192 I was wrong. 218 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:51,673 I'm not too big to admit when I'm wrong. 219 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:54,458 And I'm not too big to admit that your mom is a slut. 220 00:08:54,545 --> 00:08:55,938 [both laugh] 221 00:08:56,025 --> 00:08:59,768 Yeah, well, you're right. [chuckles] 222 00:08:59,855 --> 00:09:02,553 Remember that time we went into your mom's bedroom 223 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,512 and that roofer dude was bouncing around 224 00:09:04,599 --> 00:09:07,080 like this on your mom? [laughs] 225 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:08,516 Shut up, Butt-Head. 226 00:09:08,603 --> 00:09:10,909 It wasn't as good as these guys. 227 00:09:10,996 --> 00:09:12,650 Oh, yeah. 228 00:09:12,737 --> 00:09:14,522 He was all fat and slow. 229 00:09:14,609 --> 00:09:17,090 Uh, uh, uh. [laughs] 230 00:09:21,398 --> 00:09:24,271 I don't see the chicks, Butt-Head. 231 00:09:24,358 --> 00:09:27,056 Uh, just keep paddling, Beavis. 232 00:09:27,143 --> 00:09:28,362 We'll catch up with 'em. 233 00:09:28,449 --> 00:09:30,668 [laughs] 234 00:09:33,454 --> 00:09:36,283 [chuckles] 235 00:09:36,370 --> 00:09:38,720 I still don't see 'em, Butt-Head. 236 00:09:42,593 --> 00:09:44,813 I still don't see 'em, Butt-Head. 237 00:09:47,685 --> 00:09:49,687 Butt-Head? [laughs] 238 00:09:49,774 --> 00:09:52,690 I still don't see 'em. 239 00:09:52,777 --> 00:09:55,650 [soft dramatic music] 240 00:09:55,737 --> 00:09:57,086 Are we dying? 241 00:09:57,173 --> 00:09:59,349 - No. - [grumbles] 242 00:09:59,436 --> 00:10:02,135 ♪ ♪ 243 00:10:02,222 --> 00:10:06,965 Uh, wait. Look, Beavis. 244 00:10:07,052 --> 00:10:09,359 Out on the horizon. 245 00:10:11,056 --> 00:10:13,494 There's someone coming to save us. 246 00:10:13,581 --> 00:10:15,974 We gotta get ready. 247 00:10:16,061 --> 00:10:17,541 One. 248 00:10:17,628 --> 00:10:19,369 - Um, Butt-Head? - Two. 249 00:10:19,456 --> 00:10:21,545 Um, that's a--that's not-- um... 250 00:10:21,632 --> 00:10:23,504 Shut up, Beavis. 251 00:10:23,591 --> 00:10:25,636 There could be chicks on that boat. 252 00:10:25,723 --> 00:10:27,725 ♪ ♪ 253 00:10:27,812 --> 00:10:29,945 Um, Butt-Head? 254 00:10:31,555 --> 00:10:33,296 Um, Butt-Head? 255 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:34,950 - [groans] - It's small. 256 00:10:35,037 --> 00:10:36,952 That's right, Beavis. 257 00:10:37,039 --> 00:10:38,780 There's probably only room for one of us 258 00:10:38,867 --> 00:10:40,999 'cause of all the chicks, so you'll have to stay here. 259 00:10:41,086 --> 00:10:42,827 [groans] - Um... 260 00:10:42,914 --> 00:10:44,786 Yeah, okay. 261 00:10:44,873 --> 00:10:46,744 We'll come back for you. 262 00:10:46,831 --> 00:10:48,703 Maybe. [laughs] 263 00:10:48,790 --> 00:10:50,400 Seven. 264 00:10:50,487 --> 00:10:52,533 [hard rock music] 265 00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:53,795 Nine. 266 00:10:53,882 --> 00:10:56,754 ♪ ♪ 267 00:10:56,841 --> 00:10:59,714 [bluesy rock music] 268 00:10:59,801 --> 00:11:06,677 ♪ ♪ 269 00:11:20,909 --> 00:11:22,780 Chirp.