1 00:00:02,268 --> 00:00:04,051 - ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:06,968 --> 00:00:09,275 [both chuckling] 3 00:00:09,362 --> 00:00:12,278 [rock music] 4 00:00:12,365 --> 00:00:19,198 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:24,768 --> 00:00:27,119 - I love how spacious the kitchen is 6 00:00:27,206 --> 00:00:29,512 now that you've raised the original tin ceiling, Chip. 7 00:00:29,599 --> 00:00:31,645 - Oh, and these sliding barn doors 8 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:34,213 add just the right homey touch, Joanna. 9 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:37,346 - You know who's got an even better homey touch, Chip? 10 00:00:37,433 --> 00:00:39,740 My new boyfriend, Butt-Head. 11 00:00:39,827 --> 00:00:41,394 - [gasps] 12 00:00:41,481 --> 00:00:43,526 - Hey, baby. [chuckling] 13 00:00:43,613 --> 00:00:46,051 Get lost, you damn hippie. 14 00:00:46,138 --> 00:00:47,965 - Butt-Head, I trusted you! 15 00:00:48,053 --> 00:00:49,880 [sobbing] 16 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:52,579 - I love you so much, Butt-Head. 17 00:00:52,666 --> 00:00:54,494 - [snoring] 18 00:00:54,581 --> 00:00:56,409 - That's right, baby. [chuckling] 19 00:00:56,496 --> 00:00:59,151 - [guffawing] Yeah, fire. 20 00:00:59,238 --> 00:01:00,456 - Aah! 21 00:01:00,543 --> 00:01:01,501 Damn it, get off of me! - Ahh! Ahh! 22 00:01:01,588 --> 00:01:02,763 Get off of me, butthole! 23 00:01:02,850 --> 00:01:04,547 [growls] 24 00:01:04,634 --> 00:01:06,027 - [sighs] 25 00:01:06,114 --> 00:01:07,333 - Aah! - Damn it, Beavis. 26 00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:08,769 You ate all my nachos. 27 00:01:08,856 --> 00:01:12,077 - No way! You ate all my nachos! 28 00:01:12,164 --> 00:01:14,079 - You didn't even have nachos. 29 00:01:14,166 --> 00:01:16,298 - Oh, yeah. [guffawing] 30 00:01:16,385 --> 00:01:18,169 Well, I guess it was me. Yeah. 31 00:01:20,302 --> 00:01:21,260 Whoa. Check it out, Butt-Head. 32 00:01:21,347 --> 00:01:23,740 Look at that. 33 00:01:23,827 --> 00:01:25,002 See? It was someone else. 34 00:01:25,090 --> 00:01:27,395 - Uh-huh. 35 00:01:28,919 --> 00:01:31,313 That's, like, a clue or something. 36 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,055 I guess I don't have to kick your ass just yet, Beavis. 37 00:01:34,142 --> 00:01:35,752 [chuckling] 38 00:01:35,839 --> 00:01:36,971 Uh... 39 00:01:37,058 --> 00:01:39,234 Hmm, I don't see anyone. 40 00:01:39,321 --> 00:01:41,193 [munching] 41 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,238 - Whoa! [guffaws] 42 00:01:43,325 --> 00:01:45,893 What's that thing, Butt-Head? 43 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:48,461 - I think it's, like, a bear or something. 44 00:01:48,548 --> 00:01:49,766 - Are you sure? 45 00:01:49,853 --> 00:01:52,900 - Whatever it is, I'm gonna kick its ass. 46 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:55,337 [both laughing] 47 00:01:58,035 --> 00:01:59,907 [doorbell rings] 48 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:00,951 [indistinct chatter] 49 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:02,692 Ay, qué linda. 50 00:02:02,779 --> 00:02:04,477 Besito. 51 00:02:04,564 --> 00:02:06,392 - They missed. [chuckling] 52 00:02:06,479 --> 00:02:08,044 - Yeah, by a mile. [guffawing] 53 00:02:08,132 --> 00:02:10,744 They suck at kissing. 54 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:13,964 - They're never gonna score. [TV chatter] 55 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:17,403 - Well, I mean, I'd score with them, you know? 56 00:02:17,490 --> 00:02:19,753 I would not miss. 57 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,756 [both laughing] 58 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:24,236 - ♪ Oh, my love, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 59 00:02:24,323 --> 00:02:27,108 - Is this, like, Thanksgiving or something? 60 00:02:27,195 --> 00:02:30,285 - Uh, yeah, I think so. 61 00:02:30,372 --> 00:02:31,721 - When is Thanksgiving? 62 00:02:31,808 --> 00:02:33,941 [guffawing] 63 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:35,725 - I think it's, like, 64 00:02:35,812 --> 00:02:38,989 the third November of the year or something. 65 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:40,861 - Oh, yeah, yeah. 66 00:02:40,947 --> 00:02:44,169 - Remember that time your mom tried to have Thanksgiving? 67 00:02:44,256 --> 00:02:48,129 'cause, like, she had that boyfriend for, like, a week? 68 00:02:48,216 --> 00:02:49,913 [both laughing] 69 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,524 - Oh, yeah, yeah. 70 00:02:51,611 --> 00:02:53,874 Yeah, that's right. Yeah. 71 00:02:53,961 --> 00:02:57,007 - Lots of dudes are thankful for your mom, Beavis. 72 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:59,706 [both laughing] 73 00:02:59,793 --> 00:03:02,143 - Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. 74 00:03:02,230 --> 00:03:03,188 - ♪ Don't go yet ♪ 75 00:03:03,275 --> 00:03:04,406 ♪ ♪ 76 00:03:04,493 --> 00:03:06,843 - I mean a lot of dudes, Beavis. 77 00:03:06,930 --> 00:03:08,497 [chuckling] 78 00:03:08,584 --> 00:03:09,846 - Butt-Head, come on. 79 00:03:09,933 --> 00:03:12,414 - I mean, like, hundreds of dudes. 80 00:03:12,501 --> 00:03:14,590 [chuckling] 81 00:03:14,677 --> 00:03:15,939 - Shut up, Butt-Head! [growling] 82 00:03:16,026 --> 00:03:17,811 - They all go around the table 83 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:19,943 and ask what they're thankful for, 84 00:03:20,030 --> 00:03:22,337 and they all say Beavis' mom. 85 00:03:22,424 --> 00:03:25,775 [chuckling] 86 00:03:25,862 --> 00:03:26,341 - Come on, Butt-Head. That's enough. 87 00:03:26,428 --> 00:03:28,038 Come on. 88 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:29,388 You know, I do like this video, though. 89 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:31,955 [guffawing] 90 00:03:32,042 --> 00:03:34,175 - It is pretty cool, 91 00:03:34,262 --> 00:03:36,743 but don't change the subject, Beavis. 92 00:03:36,830 --> 00:03:39,006 On the first Thanksgiving, 93 00:03:39,093 --> 00:03:41,313 the Indians taught the pilgrims how to eat maize, 94 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:44,838 and the pilgrims taught the Indians how to do your mom. 95 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:46,753 [both laughing] - Yeah. 96 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,321 They're like, "See, it's easy." 97 00:03:49,408 --> 00:03:50,800 Come on, Butt-Head. [snickers] 98 00:03:50,887 --> 00:03:53,150 - On the first Thanksgiving, 99 00:03:53,238 --> 00:03:56,502 the pilgrims and Squanto pulled a train on your mom. 100 00:03:56,589 --> 00:03:59,113 [both laughing] 101 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:00,897 - Come on, Butt-Head. 102 00:04:00,984 --> 00:04:03,073 - And then there was peace throughout the land, 103 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,815 'cause everyone got a piece of your mom. 104 00:04:05,902 --> 00:04:07,643 [chuckling] 105 00:04:07,730 --> 00:04:10,037 - Okay, come on, Butt-Head. Enough! 106 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:11,517 [snickers] 107 00:04:11,604 --> 00:04:14,215 - Anyway, in all seriousness, Beavis, 108 00:04:14,302 --> 00:04:16,826 I know I make fun of your mom a lot, 109 00:04:16,913 --> 00:04:19,568 but that's because she's a slut. 110 00:04:19,654 --> 00:04:22,702 - Shut up, Butt-Head! She is not. 111 00:04:22,789 --> 00:04:25,139 She just has sex with lots and lots of guys. 112 00:04:25,226 --> 00:04:27,707 That's all. [snickers] 113 00:04:27,794 --> 00:04:30,884 - Oh, I stand corrected. [chuckling] 114 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,929 - Besides, Butt-Head, I heard somewhere 115 00:04:33,016 --> 00:04:36,063 that "slut" is, like, a good word now, you know? 116 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:37,586 Like, "Yeah, yeah. 117 00:04:37,673 --> 00:04:40,023 Yeah, I'm a slut! Yeah." 118 00:04:40,110 --> 00:04:41,024 [guffawing] 119 00:04:41,111 --> 00:04:43,679 - Uh...oh. 120 00:04:43,766 --> 00:04:46,682 Well, then, like I was saying, 121 00:04:46,769 --> 00:04:50,643 your mom is the biggest slut of all time. 122 00:04:50,730 --> 00:04:52,688 - Yeah, thank you. [guffawing] 123 00:04:52,775 --> 00:04:55,909 I'll tell her you said that. [guffawing] 124 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:58,520 - No one takes my nachos and gets away with it. 125 00:04:58,607 --> 00:05:01,218 - Yep, time to kick some ass. 126 00:05:01,306 --> 00:05:04,309 - You can run, but you can't hide, dumbass. 127 00:05:04,396 --> 00:05:07,790 [both grunting] 128 00:05:07,877 --> 00:05:11,751 - This tree feels kind of funny on my schlong. 129 00:05:11,838 --> 00:05:13,883 - They call it wood for a reason, Beavis. 130 00:05:13,970 --> 00:05:15,842 [chuckles] 131 00:05:15,929 --> 00:05:18,105 [raccoon chittering] There's no escape now. 132 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:21,108 Prepare to have your ass shoved up your-- 133 00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:22,936 uh... 134 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:25,330 oh, I see. 135 00:05:25,417 --> 00:05:27,288 [chuckles] 136 00:05:27,375 --> 00:05:29,551 - Butt-Head. [chittering] 137 00:05:29,638 --> 00:05:32,249 The bears are going into our house. 138 00:05:32,337 --> 00:05:36,123 - Damn it. We gotta climb down there now. 139 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:37,690 - Yeah, maybe later. 140 00:05:37,777 --> 00:05:38,865 Remember that thing I said on the way up 141 00:05:38,952 --> 00:05:41,737 about the tree feeling funny on my schlong? 142 00:05:41,824 --> 00:05:43,173 Might want to just, like, 143 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,219 stay here a little while, you know what I'm saying? 144 00:05:45,306 --> 00:05:47,656 - Beavis, you pervert. Get out of the way now. 145 00:05:47,743 --> 00:05:49,354 Perve out with the tree on your own time. 146 00:05:49,441 --> 00:05:51,573 We gotta fight those bears. 147 00:05:51,660 --> 00:05:53,532 - Aah! Come on, Butt-Head! Come on. 148 00:05:53,619 --> 00:05:54,794 Aah! Just five more minutes. Come on. 149 00:05:54,881 --> 00:05:57,013 - Damn you, Beavis. - Aah! I'm almost--whoa! 150 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:58,624 - [grunting] 151 00:05:58,711 --> 00:06:00,539 [thuds] Ugh. 152 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:07,589 - [grunts] 153 00:06:07,676 --> 00:06:09,635 Damn it, Butt-Head. You ruined it. 154 00:06:14,335 --> 00:06:15,641 - Anderson's gotta have something in here 155 00:06:15,728 --> 00:06:18,992 to kill that dumb bear son of a bitch. 156 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:21,255 Uh, hmm... 157 00:06:21,342 --> 00:06:24,345 - Something to kill a bear. 158 00:06:24,432 --> 00:06:26,782 - Uh... - No. 159 00:06:26,869 --> 00:06:28,436 - Uh... 160 00:06:28,523 --> 00:06:30,395 Ooh, there we go. 161 00:06:30,482 --> 00:06:32,135 - Bingo. [guffawing] 162 00:06:33,485 --> 00:06:35,008 Let's kill them with this. 163 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:37,445 I'll pretend I'm gonna measure how tall he is. 164 00:06:37,532 --> 00:06:39,142 And then you sneak up behind him. 165 00:06:39,229 --> 00:06:41,449 And I'm like, "That's two feet tall, sir," 166 00:06:41,536 --> 00:06:43,582 and meanwhile, you've got another one of these 167 00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:45,105 that's metric, see--aah! 168 00:06:45,192 --> 00:06:47,412 - Shut up, Beavis. Look. 169 00:06:47,499 --> 00:06:49,805 Look what happened to that mouse. 170 00:06:49,892 --> 00:06:52,504 And he's got a big can of glue. 171 00:06:52,591 --> 00:06:54,331 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 172 00:06:54,419 --> 00:06:56,333 - Oh, yeah, yeah, we'll just sniff some glue 173 00:06:56,421 --> 00:06:59,293 and forget about the bears. 174 00:06:59,380 --> 00:07:01,904 - You're a dumbass, Beavis. [chuckling] 175 00:07:01,991 --> 00:07:03,645 - Oh, yeah, yeah. [guffawing] 176 00:07:05,386 --> 00:07:08,389 - Glue is cool. [chuckling] 177 00:07:08,476 --> 00:07:10,347 - Butt-Head, you've got that trap stuck to-- 178 00:07:10,435 --> 00:07:13,089 - Beavis, don't tell me how to do my job. 179 00:07:13,176 --> 00:07:14,569 - Yeah, but Butt-Head, you've got a thing on your-- 180 00:07:14,656 --> 00:07:16,832 - Beavis, if I wanted your opinion, 181 00:07:16,919 --> 00:07:18,486 I'd tell it to you. 182 00:07:18,573 --> 00:07:20,445 And now, the bait. 183 00:07:20,532 --> 00:07:22,185 [chuckling] Get this here. 184 00:07:22,272 --> 00:07:24,318 [grunts] 185 00:07:24,405 --> 00:07:27,147 This is gonna be cool. [chuckling] 186 00:07:27,234 --> 00:07:30,063 [pop music on TV] 187 00:07:31,978 --> 00:07:33,980 - I'm kind of hungry. [guffawing] 188 00:07:34,067 --> 00:07:36,809 - Well, then go get us some food, dumbass. 189 00:07:36,896 --> 00:07:39,464 - Okay. [guffawing] 190 00:07:39,551 --> 00:07:42,467 [humming] 191 00:07:44,773 --> 00:07:47,820 Whoa, cool. Nachos. [guffawing] 192 00:07:47,907 --> 00:07:50,736 Just gonna scoop some up here. 193 00:07:50,823 --> 00:07:52,738 [grunting] Damn it. 194 00:07:54,043 --> 00:07:56,045 [grunting] 195 00:07:56,132 --> 00:07:57,873 Aah! Aw, damn it. 196 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,614 Help! Ow! 197 00:07:59,701 --> 00:08:01,790 I'm stuck, Butt-Head! Help! 198 00:08:01,877 --> 00:08:04,576 - Quit messing around, Beavis. I'm hungry. 199 00:08:04,663 --> 00:08:06,926 Damn it, Beavis, you're screwing up my trap. 200 00:08:07,013 --> 00:08:08,623 [both grunting] 201 00:08:08,710 --> 00:08:10,625 Aah! Damn it, Beavis. 202 00:08:10,712 --> 00:08:13,628 [both grunting] 203 00:08:15,587 --> 00:08:17,284 - Damn it. Get off! 204 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:18,328 [glass shatters] 205 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:20,069 - [chuckles] Get off. 206 00:08:20,156 --> 00:08:21,593 [glass shatters] 207 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:22,855 [both grunting] 208 00:08:22,942 --> 00:08:24,334 Walk this way, Beavis. 209 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:26,380 You're screwing it all up. 210 00:08:26,467 --> 00:08:28,208 Ow! - Damn it. 211 00:08:28,295 --> 00:08:30,036 I can't--no, no. both: Aah! 212 00:08:30,123 --> 00:08:32,429 - Ow! - Damn it. 213 00:08:32,516 --> 00:08:34,780 - Butt-Head, I just need to take a whiz here. 214 00:08:34,866 --> 00:08:37,130 - Not now, dumbass! - Ow! 215 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:38,958 - We need, like, a hose or something. 216 00:08:39,044 --> 00:08:40,220 - Ow! 217 00:08:40,307 --> 00:08:42,744 - This glue sucks. 218 00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:45,094 - So, let's take a look at the cow eye here. 219 00:08:45,181 --> 00:08:47,357 And there are gonna be obviously some similarities 220 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:48,968 between human and cow eyes here. 221 00:08:49,055 --> 00:08:50,535 - Whoa! 222 00:08:50,622 --> 00:08:52,188 They just took that eyeball out of a cow? 223 00:08:52,275 --> 00:08:54,364 [guffawing] 224 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,758 - Uh, yeah. [chuckles] 225 00:08:56,845 --> 00:08:59,021 - This is gonna be cool. [guffawing] 226 00:08:59,108 --> 00:09:01,981 Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing. [giggling] 227 00:09:02,068 --> 00:09:03,156 - I think the cow, like, 228 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:06,028 donated its eyeballs to science. 229 00:09:06,115 --> 00:09:09,031 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - You can do that. 230 00:09:09,118 --> 00:09:11,381 Like, on your driver's license, 231 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,775 you can be an organ donor. 232 00:09:13,862 --> 00:09:15,951 [chuckling] 233 00:09:16,038 --> 00:09:17,779 - You know, if someone, like, donates their schlong 234 00:09:17,866 --> 00:09:20,826 to science, I could, like, become a scientist 235 00:09:20,913 --> 00:09:24,177 and then, like, get two schlongs. 236 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:27,049 And then, I could, like, be scoring with a chick 237 00:09:27,136 --> 00:09:29,399 and spanking my monkey at the same time. 238 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:32,054 Yeah! Yeah! [guffawing] 239 00:09:32,141 --> 00:09:36,450 - Uh. Beavis, why would you be spanking your monkey 240 00:09:36,537 --> 00:09:39,366 if you're already scoring with a chick? 241 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:41,237 - 'Cause if I'm scoring with a chick, 242 00:09:41,324 --> 00:09:43,588 I think my other schlong would have a boner too, 243 00:09:43,675 --> 00:09:45,024 you know what I'm saying? 244 00:09:45,111 --> 00:09:46,721 [guffawing] 245 00:09:46,808 --> 00:09:50,159 - Why not just score with two chicks? 246 00:09:50,246 --> 00:09:51,944 - Ooh, yeah. I hadn't thought about that. 247 00:09:52,031 --> 00:09:54,860 Yeah. Yeah, that would be good. 248 00:09:54,947 --> 00:09:56,862 I mean, I'd need a third schlong, you know, 249 00:09:56,949 --> 00:09:59,125 but then I could be scoring with two chicks 250 00:09:59,212 --> 00:10:00,648 and spanking my monkey. 251 00:10:00,735 --> 00:10:02,302 Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah. 252 00:10:02,389 --> 00:10:04,304 [guffawing] 253 00:10:04,391 --> 00:10:06,698 - Beavis, why do you always need an extra schlong 254 00:10:06,785 --> 00:10:09,657 to be spanking your monkey with? 255 00:10:09,744 --> 00:10:12,138 - To spank my monkey! Yeah. 256 00:10:12,225 --> 00:10:14,357 - So if you had two schlongs 257 00:10:14,444 --> 00:10:16,664 and you were scoring with two chicks at the same time, 258 00:10:16,751 --> 00:10:18,579 that wouldn't be good enough? 259 00:10:18,666 --> 00:10:22,148 You still think you'd need an extra schlong? 260 00:10:22,235 --> 00:10:24,629 - Well, I mean, you gotta have at least one 261 00:10:24,716 --> 00:10:26,065 to spank your monkey with, 262 00:10:26,152 --> 00:10:27,632 and that's exactly what I have. 263 00:10:27,719 --> 00:10:29,198 [guffawing] 264 00:10:29,285 --> 00:10:32,767 - Uh, you're a weirdo, Beavis. [chuckling] 265 00:10:32,854 --> 00:10:33,899 - Yeah, but anyway, you know, 266 00:10:33,986 --> 00:10:36,641 if somebody starts donating schlongs, 267 00:10:36,728 --> 00:10:39,165 somebody better be donating some more hands to science too, 268 00:10:39,252 --> 00:10:40,906 you know what I mean? 269 00:10:40,993 --> 00:10:43,604 'Cause then I could have, like, four schlongs 270 00:10:43,691 --> 00:10:45,301 and, like, eight hands. 271 00:10:45,388 --> 00:10:47,260 Yeah, that would be cool. [guffawing] 272 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:52,004 I'd be Dr. Spankenstein, the Spanktopus. 273 00:10:52,091 --> 00:10:55,485 - Uh, don't you mean four schlongs and four hands? 274 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,662 - No, no. 275 00:10:57,749 --> 00:10:59,838 I think we must, like, spank our monkeys differently, 276 00:10:59,925 --> 00:11:02,101 Butt-Head. [guffawing] 277 00:11:02,188 --> 00:11:03,929 Different paths up the same mountain. 278 00:11:04,016 --> 00:11:06,148 [both laughing] 279 00:11:06,235 --> 00:11:08,324 Different strokes for different strokes. 280 00:11:08,411 --> 00:11:10,457 [both laughing] 281 00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:13,373 [both grunting] 282 00:11:16,855 --> 00:11:19,292 - We need to get the hose and spray this crap off. 283 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,643 [both grunting] 284 00:11:22,730 --> 00:11:24,036 - Slow down, Butt-Head. 285 00:11:24,123 --> 00:11:26,429 - Damn it, Beavis, just don't do anything. 286 00:11:26,516 --> 00:11:29,171 [both grunting] I think I got it. 287 00:11:29,258 --> 00:11:30,303 - Get the hose, Butt-Head. Come on. 288 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,434 - Damn it, Beavis. Hold still-- 289 00:11:31,521 --> 00:11:33,175 both: Aah! 290 00:11:33,262 --> 00:11:35,395 [chittering] 291 00:11:35,482 --> 00:11:37,702 - Whoa, it's bears! 292 00:11:37,789 --> 00:11:39,660 No! No, this is wrong! 293 00:11:39,747 --> 00:11:42,141 No! No! - Aah! 294 00:11:42,228 --> 00:11:45,100 [both grunting] - Aah! 295 00:11:45,187 --> 00:11:46,798 - Damn it. Get off of me. 296 00:11:46,885 --> 00:11:48,800 [both grunting] 297 00:11:48,887 --> 00:11:50,627 - Butt-Head, I'm stuck to a bear! 298 00:11:50,715 --> 00:11:53,282 Aah! Aah! - Damn glue. 299 00:11:53,369 --> 00:11:54,719 [tires squeal] [car horn honks] 300 00:11:54,806 --> 00:11:56,982 This is all your fault, Beavis. 301 00:11:58,548 --> 00:11:59,636 - Boy, it's still nice 302 00:11:59,724 --> 00:12:01,595 for a fella to take a moment 303 00:12:01,682 --> 00:12:05,077 and enjoy a dang sunset in this crazy world. 304 00:12:05,164 --> 00:12:06,382 [distant chittering] 305 00:12:06,469 --> 00:12:09,124 [both grunting] 306 00:12:09,211 --> 00:12:10,560 What the hell? 307 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,432 [chittering and grunting] 308 00:12:12,519 --> 00:12:14,564 Stand your ground! 309 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:17,263 I got bear spray, damn it! 310 00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:19,439 - Aah! Aah! Ugh! - Aah! Aah! Ow! 311 00:12:19,526 --> 00:12:20,353 No! No! - Ow! Ow! 312 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,920 - Ow, my eyes! 313 00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:24,749 Blech! Damn it, ow! - Ugh. Ugh. 314 00:12:24,836 --> 00:12:28,143 Well, Beavis, it just goes to show you, you can't do-- 315 00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:29,928 - Take that! both: Aah! 316 00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:32,887 - There's more where that came from, you son of a bitch! 317 00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:40,939 [rock music] 318 00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:43,419 ♪ ♪ 319 00:12:43,506 --> 00:12:46,422 - [humming] 320 00:12:50,295 --> 00:12:52,341 Hey. Hey, Butt-Head. 321 00:12:52,428 --> 00:12:53,821 Butt-Head! 322 00:12:53,908 --> 00:12:57,303 Hey, Butt-Head. What's going on? 323 00:12:57,390 --> 00:12:59,305 Oh. 324 00:12:59,392 --> 00:13:01,089 - What's going on? Not a lot going on with me, 325 00:13:01,176 --> 00:13:03,570 but, hey, thanks for asking, man. 326 00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:05,398 - Oh, you're welcome. 327 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,487 - What's going on with you, pal? 328 00:13:07,574 --> 00:13:10,577 - Oh, not much. I was looking for Butt-Head-- 329 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,622 - Man, I wish I had your confidence. 330 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,711 Just go up to someone you don't know and ask, 331 00:13:14,799 --> 00:13:15,887 "What's going on?" 332 00:13:15,974 --> 00:13:17,366 I'm new in town. I ought to try that. 333 00:13:17,453 --> 00:13:19,238 Bet I'd meet a lot more people. 334 00:13:19,325 --> 00:13:21,283 I'm Keith, by the way. What's your name, buddy? 335 00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:24,199 - Oh, Beavis. - Great to meet you, Beavis. 336 00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:25,548 What are you up to, man? We should hang out. 337 00:13:28,551 --> 00:13:30,205 - Yeah, um... 338 00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:31,511 - I'm a people person like you, man. 339 00:13:31,598 --> 00:13:35,036 All these people I meet are so uptight, you know? 340 00:13:35,123 --> 00:13:36,429 No one wants to just hang out. 341 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:39,258 - Well, I'm gonna go find Butt-Head. 342 00:13:39,345 --> 00:13:41,956 I think he's at the Maxi Mart. See you later. 343 00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:43,218 - That's cool, man. No prob. 344 00:13:43,305 --> 00:13:45,525 Hey, I'm headed that way. I'll give you a ride. 345 00:13:45,612 --> 00:13:47,266 - Uh, I don't know. 346 00:13:47,353 --> 00:13:49,137 - It's just a ride, man. I'm not gonna bite you. 347 00:13:49,224 --> 00:13:51,183 Look at this guy. 348 00:13:51,270 --> 00:13:53,620 - Okay. Okay, I guess that's cool. 349 00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,752 Yeah. [guffawing] 350 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,363 - On the way, I just gotta do just a couple little things. 351 00:13:57,450 --> 00:13:59,669 Oh, and you gotta meet my buddy, Rafe. 352 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:00,801 - Wait a minute. What? 353 00:14:00,888 --> 00:14:03,064 [door handle rattles] 354 00:14:03,151 --> 00:14:05,850 - Okay, I'm gonna show you how to do this barefoot. 355 00:14:05,937 --> 00:14:07,460 The secret is all in your meat. 356 00:14:09,027 --> 00:14:10,332 - Oh, this is that video 357 00:14:10,419 --> 00:14:12,073 where they show you how to shake that ass. 358 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,988 - Cool! Yeah! [guffawing] 359 00:14:14,075 --> 00:14:17,209 You know, I've always wanted to learn how to shake that ass. 360 00:14:17,296 --> 00:14:21,169 Yeah, it's, like, on my bucket list. 361 00:14:21,256 --> 00:14:22,692 I want to shake my ass in a bucket. 362 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,390 [both laughing] 363 00:14:24,477 --> 00:14:27,436 This time, I'm finally gonna pay attention, 364 00:14:27,523 --> 00:14:29,569 and I'm gonna learn how to shake that ass. 365 00:14:29,656 --> 00:14:32,224 I'm just gonna stand up here. 366 00:14:32,311 --> 00:14:33,486 Get my feet shoulder length apart. 367 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,357 Okay. [guffawing] 368 00:14:35,444 --> 00:14:36,750 - I don't care how much meat you have. 369 00:14:36,837 --> 00:14:38,273 If you got big meat... 370 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:41,407 - [chuckling] She said "big meat." 371 00:14:41,494 --> 00:14:42,974 - Shut up, Butt-Head! Okay. 372 00:14:43,061 --> 00:14:44,236 - If you got little meat... 373 00:14:44,323 --> 00:14:46,238 - She said "little meat." [chuckling] 374 00:14:46,325 --> 00:14:48,544 - Shut up, Butt-Head! Come on. 375 00:14:48,631 --> 00:14:50,111 - You can go on the ball of your foot 376 00:14:50,198 --> 00:14:52,244 or you can go on your heel. - "Ball of your foot." 377 00:14:52,331 --> 00:14:54,768 - Damn it, Butt-Head. 378 00:14:54,855 --> 00:14:56,291 Okay, come on. Come on. Get it all out of your system. 379 00:14:56,378 --> 00:14:57,684 Come on. She said "meat." 380 00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,164 She said "big meat," "small meat." 381 00:14:59,251 --> 00:15:00,556 She said "balls." - Speed it up. 382 00:15:00,643 --> 00:15:02,558 - Okay, are you done? [guffawing] 383 00:15:02,645 --> 00:15:05,039 - Uh, maybe. 384 00:15:05,126 --> 00:15:06,562 - And here it is from the back. 385 00:15:06,649 --> 00:15:08,260 - You have no ass. 386 00:15:08,347 --> 00:15:09,783 - Damn it, Butt-Head! 387 00:15:09,870 --> 00:15:13,134 - You look like two legs shoved into a back. 388 00:15:13,221 --> 00:15:15,267 - Damn it, Butt-Head! Shut up! 389 00:15:15,354 --> 00:15:17,617 When I start shaking that ass, 390 00:15:17,704 --> 00:15:20,054 there's gonna be a lot of chicks coming over. 391 00:15:20,141 --> 00:15:21,882 - No, there won't. 392 00:15:21,969 --> 00:15:23,275 - Damn it, Butt-Head. 393 00:15:23,362 --> 00:15:24,754 I'm sick of sitting around here 394 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,888 listening to your crap and your do-nothing attitude, 395 00:15:27,975 --> 00:15:30,717 and I'm gonna learn this! 396 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:31,761 - No, you're not. 397 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,503 You're gonna give up. 398 00:15:34,590 --> 00:15:36,636 You can't do anything. 399 00:15:36,723 --> 00:15:39,682 [chuckling] 400 00:15:39,769 --> 00:15:41,467 - My butt's kind of tired. Let's watch something else. 401 00:15:41,554 --> 00:15:43,338 I am gonna learn this later, though. 402 00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:44,383 - Shake your meat. 403 00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:48,517 - So I say to Marcy--I'm like, 404 00:15:48,604 --> 00:15:49,954 "Marcy, hey, if you want this relationship 405 00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:51,825 "to come from a place of honesty, 406 00:15:51,912 --> 00:15:53,870 you can't get all aggro when I'm being honest." 407 00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:56,612 Do you know what I'm saying? - Uh-huh. [guffawing] 408 00:15:56,699 --> 00:15:57,831 - Thanks for doing that with me, man. 409 00:15:57,918 --> 00:15:59,224 You're a great hang. 410 00:15:59,311 --> 00:16:00,529 I'll take you to the Maxi Mart now. 411 00:16:00,616 --> 00:16:01,922 - Yeah, that's good, because we've been 412 00:16:02,009 --> 00:16:03,358 driving around a long time, and I really-- 413 00:16:03,445 --> 00:16:05,186 - I just gotta pop in here and get oat milk 414 00:16:05,273 --> 00:16:06,187 and, like, four or five more things. 415 00:16:06,274 --> 00:16:07,667 Marcy can't handle regular milk. 416 00:16:07,754 --> 00:16:09,321 Remind me to tell you about that later. 417 00:16:09,408 --> 00:16:10,757 Oh, and trash bags. 418 00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:12,454 - Giving me a ride was cool and everything, 419 00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:14,935 but I'm just gonna walk for a while here. 420 00:16:15,022 --> 00:16:16,676 Yeah. [guffawing] 421 00:16:16,763 --> 00:16:19,766 - Good idea, man. I want to walk too. 422 00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:22,377 Gotta get my steps in today. - Oh, boy. 423 00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:23,596 - Never gonna get to 10,000 424 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,033 without my buddy keeping me honest, yo. 425 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:29,123 - I just need to go a different direction than you, because-- 426 00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:30,777 - Hey, you got a Metallica shirt. 427 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,388 You like music, right? - Well, yeah, but-- 428 00:16:33,475 --> 00:16:34,215 - Okay, then you're gonna love this. 429 00:16:34,302 --> 00:16:35,782 You gotta come see this. 430 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,697 - I really can't, because I gotta-- 431 00:16:37,784 --> 00:16:39,351 - Come on, man. You don't want to walk. 432 00:16:39,438 --> 00:16:40,917 Maxi Mart's, like, two miles away. 433 00:16:41,005 --> 00:16:42,006 We passed it on the way here. 434 00:16:44,225 --> 00:16:47,098 [playing rock ballad] 435 00:16:47,185 --> 00:16:50,710 ♪ ♪ 436 00:16:50,797 --> 00:16:53,060 This store's awesome, right? Right? 437 00:16:53,147 --> 00:16:55,889 - Yeah, so I'm gonna go find Butt-Head now. 438 00:16:55,976 --> 00:16:57,412 - Okay, just hold this for one second. 439 00:16:57,499 --> 00:16:58,457 I'm gonna give you a ride. You're gonna get there 440 00:16:58,544 --> 00:17:00,285 so much quicker, dude. Come on. 441 00:17:00,372 --> 00:17:02,156 Hey, yo, where the keyboards at? 442 00:17:02,243 --> 00:17:04,245 - Um... 443 00:17:04,332 --> 00:17:05,377 Let's see here. 444 00:17:05,464 --> 00:17:08,206 [amplifier feedback] 445 00:17:10,338 --> 00:17:12,296 Aah, sorry! [feedback intensifies] 446 00:17:15,082 --> 00:17:18,216 [feedback warbling] 447 00:17:19,695 --> 00:17:20,870 [amplifier powers down] 448 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:21,958 [hip-hop music] 449 00:17:22,045 --> 00:17:23,569 [record scratching] 450 00:17:23,656 --> 00:17:25,223 - I'll just be a minute. Don't worry, pal. 451 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:29,705 ♪ ♪ 452 00:17:34,623 --> 00:17:35,798 - So I just gotta tell Marcy, 453 00:17:35,885 --> 00:17:37,539 "Hey, I'm a people person like Beavis." 454 00:17:37,626 --> 00:17:39,063 Hop in, man. She's close. 455 00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:41,587 - Um, I just gotta go. 456 00:17:41,674 --> 00:17:43,676 Butt-Head's waiting at the Maxi Mart, so... 457 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,721 [guffawing] 458 00:17:45,808 --> 00:17:47,854 - Okay. I'll see you later, boss. 459 00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,595 No problem. 460 00:17:49,682 --> 00:17:51,205 - Really? 461 00:17:51,292 --> 00:17:53,425 - Hey, man, thanks for hanging out. 462 00:17:53,512 --> 00:17:55,122 Metallica's the best, right? 463 00:17:55,209 --> 00:17:57,516 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, Metallica kicks ass. 464 00:17:57,603 --> 00:17:59,257 - Dude, you're gonna love this song I wrote. 465 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:00,736 You just gotta listen to this one song. 466 00:18:00,823 --> 00:18:02,086 Then you can go. 467 00:18:02,173 --> 00:18:03,739 - I just... 468 00:18:03,826 --> 00:18:06,046 [grumbles] Oh, God. 469 00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:07,439 - It'll take, like, one second. 470 00:18:07,526 --> 00:18:08,614 - Yeah. 471 00:18:08,701 --> 00:18:10,442 [picking guitar] 472 00:18:10,529 --> 00:18:12,096 ♪ ♪ 473 00:18:12,183 --> 00:18:14,968 - It's called "Exit Sandman." 474 00:18:15,055 --> 00:18:16,796 It's about beginnings, man. 475 00:18:16,883 --> 00:18:18,493 New beginnings. 476 00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:21,931 ♪ Exit night ♪ 477 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:27,067 ♪ Enter light ♪ 478 00:18:27,154 --> 00:18:30,636 ♪ Give me your hand ♪ 479 00:18:30,723 --> 00:18:34,901 ♪ We're off to forever always land ♪ 480 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:37,164 Come on, man, sing along. Come on. I know you know it. 481 00:18:37,251 --> 00:18:39,471 I know you know it. Come on, let's do it. Ready? 482 00:18:39,558 --> 00:18:41,212 - I don't want to. 483 00:18:41,299 --> 00:18:42,604 - I know you know it, pal. Come on, let's hear that voice. 484 00:18:42,691 --> 00:18:45,085 You got that scratchy rock and roll voice, man. 485 00:18:45,172 --> 00:18:48,349 ♪ Give me your hand ♪ 486 00:18:48,436 --> 00:18:52,136 both: ♪ We're off to forever always land ♪ 487 00:18:52,223 --> 00:18:53,572 - Nice. 488 00:18:53,659 --> 00:18:55,095 So what should I tell this chick Marcy, man? 489 00:18:55,182 --> 00:18:56,618 Seriously. - God damn it, enough! 490 00:18:56,705 --> 00:18:58,229 I gotta go! Now! 491 00:19:01,232 --> 00:19:04,539 - You're right. I gotta tell her, "I gotta go. 492 00:19:04,626 --> 00:19:07,499 I gotta go, Marcy." Man, thank you, Beavis. 493 00:19:07,586 --> 00:19:09,849 Hey man, I'm really sorry I took up so much of your time. 494 00:19:09,936 --> 00:19:11,111 - Oh, that's okay. 495 00:19:11,198 --> 00:19:12,982 Well, gotta go. [snickers] 496 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,768 - Okay. Fist bump, man. 497 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,162 - Um, what? 498 00:19:18,249 --> 00:19:20,033 - Fist bump. 499 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,861 - I never-- I never did that before. 500 00:19:21,948 --> 00:19:23,906 So, I just--oh. 501 00:19:25,473 --> 00:19:27,823 Hey, that was pretty cool. Yeah. 502 00:19:27,910 --> 00:19:30,870 Yeah, so you just kind of--yeah. 503 00:19:30,957 --> 00:19:32,741 - Hell yeah, man. 504 00:19:32,828 --> 00:19:34,090 And then you can do this. 505 00:19:34,178 --> 00:19:35,135 [imitates explosion] 506 00:19:35,222 --> 00:19:38,356 - Ah, fire! Fire! - Right? 507 00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:39,531 So we'll hang out tomorrow, right? 508 00:19:39,618 --> 00:19:40,662 - Yeah, yeah. 509 00:19:40,749 --> 00:19:42,098 You know, drive around and stuff. 510 00:19:42,186 --> 00:19:44,188 Yeah, pretty cool. [chuckles] 511 00:19:47,408 --> 00:19:49,410 - Damn it, Beavis, where have you been? 512 00:19:49,497 --> 00:19:51,020 - I was trying to go to Maxi Mart, 513 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,980 but there was this dude, and he was, like, pretty weird. 514 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,547 But then he turned out to be pretty cool 515 00:19:55,634 --> 00:19:58,941 because he showed me this thing where you, like-- 516 00:19:59,028 --> 00:20:00,204 Oh. Oh, you already know about it. 517 00:20:00,291 --> 00:20:01,727 Ahh! 518 00:20:01,814 --> 00:20:03,555 - [chuckles] 519 00:20:03,642 --> 00:20:05,687 You're right, Beavis. That was pretty cool. 520 00:20:05,774 --> 00:20:06,949 [laughs] 521 00:20:07,036 --> 00:20:08,777 - It's called a fist bump. 522 00:20:11,519 --> 00:20:14,435 [rock music] 523 00:20:14,522 --> 00:20:21,442 ♪ ♪ 524 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,459 - Chirp.