1 00:00:04,018 --> 00:00:06,934 [rock music] 2 00:00:07,021 --> 00:00:09,414 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:09,501 --> 00:00:12,417 [humming] 4 00:00:16,291 --> 00:00:18,336 Hey. Hey, Butt-Head. 5 00:00:18,423 --> 00:00:19,816 Butt-Head! 6 00:00:19,903 --> 00:00:23,298 Hey, Butt-Head. What's going on? 7 00:00:23,385 --> 00:00:25,300 Oh. 8 00:00:25,387 --> 00:00:27,084 What's going on? Not a lot going on with me, 9 00:00:27,171 --> 00:00:29,565 but, hey, thanks for asking, man. 10 00:00:29,652 --> 00:00:31,393 Oh, you're welcome. 11 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,482 What's going on with you, pal? 12 00:00:33,569 --> 00:00:36,572 Oh, not much. I was looking for Butt-Head-- 13 00:00:36,659 --> 00:00:38,617 Man, I wish I had your confidence. 14 00:00:38,704 --> 00:00:40,706 Just go up to someone you don't know and ask, 15 00:00:40,794 --> 00:00:41,882 "What's going on?" 16 00:00:41,969 --> 00:00:43,361 I'm new in town. I ought to try that. 17 00:00:43,448 --> 00:00:45,233 Bet I'd meet a lot more people. 18 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,278 I'm Keith, by the way. What's your name, buddy? 19 00:00:47,365 --> 00:00:50,194 - Oh, Beavis. - Great to meet you, Beavis. 20 00:00:50,281 --> 00:00:51,543 What are you up to, man? We should hang out. 21 00:00:54,546 --> 00:00:56,200 Yeah, um... 22 00:00:56,287 --> 00:00:57,506 I'm a people person like you, man. 23 00:00:57,593 --> 00:01:01,031 All these people I meet are so uptight, you know? 24 00:01:01,118 --> 00:01:02,424 No one wants to just hang out. 25 00:01:02,511 --> 00:01:05,253 Well, I'm gonna go find Butt-Head. 26 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:07,951 I think he's at the Maxi Mart. See you later. 27 00:01:08,038 --> 00:01:09,213 That's cool, man. No prob. 28 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:11,520 Hey, I'm headed that way. I'll give you a ride. 29 00:01:11,607 --> 00:01:13,261 Uh, I don't know. 30 00:01:13,348 --> 00:01:15,132 It's just a ride, man. I'm not gonna bite you. 31 00:01:15,219 --> 00:01:17,178 Look at this guy. 32 00:01:17,265 --> 00:01:19,615 Okay. Okay, I guess that's cool. 33 00:01:19,702 --> 00:01:21,747 Yeah. [guffawing] 34 00:01:21,835 --> 00:01:23,358 On the way, I just gotta do just a couple little things. 35 00:01:23,445 --> 00:01:25,664 Oh, and you gotta meet my buddy, Rafe. 36 00:01:25,751 --> 00:01:26,796 Wait a minute. What? 37 00:01:26,883 --> 00:01:29,059 [door handle rattles] 38 00:01:29,146 --> 00:01:31,845 Okay, I'm gonna show you how to do this barefoot. 39 00:01:31,932 --> 00:01:33,455 The secret is all in your meat. 40 00:01:35,022 --> 00:01:36,327 Oh, this is that video 41 00:01:36,414 --> 00:01:38,068 where they show you how to shake that ass. 42 00:01:38,155 --> 00:01:39,983 Cool! Yeah! [guffawing] 43 00:01:40,070 --> 00:01:43,204 You know, I've always wanted to learn how to shake that ass. 44 00:01:43,291 --> 00:01:47,164 Yeah, it's, like, on my bucket list. 45 00:01:47,251 --> 00:01:48,687 I want to shake my ass in a bucket. 46 00:01:48,774 --> 00:01:50,385 [both laughing] 47 00:01:50,472 --> 00:01:53,431 This time, I'm finally gonna pay attention, 48 00:01:53,518 --> 00:01:55,564 and I'm gonna learn how to shake that ass. 49 00:01:55,651 --> 00:01:58,219 I'm just gonna stand up here. 50 00:01:58,306 --> 00:01:59,481 Get my feet shoulder length apart. 51 00:01:59,568 --> 00:02:01,352 Okay. [guffawing] 52 00:02:01,439 --> 00:02:02,745 I don't care how much meat you have. 53 00:02:02,832 --> 00:02:04,268 If you got big meat... 54 00:02:04,355 --> 00:02:07,402 [chuckling] She said "big meat." 55 00:02:07,489 --> 00:02:08,969 Shut up, Butt-Head! Okay. 56 00:02:09,056 --> 00:02:10,231 If you got little meat... 57 00:02:10,318 --> 00:02:12,233 She said "little meat." [chuckling] 58 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,539 Shut up, Butt-Head! Come on. 59 00:02:14,626 --> 00:02:16,106 You can go on the ball of your foot 60 00:02:16,193 --> 00:02:18,239 or you can go on your heel. - "Ball of your foot." 61 00:02:18,326 --> 00:02:20,763 Damn it, Butt-Head. 62 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:22,286 Okay, come on. Come on. Get it all out of your system. 63 00:02:22,373 --> 00:02:23,679 Come on. She said "meat." 64 00:02:23,766 --> 00:02:25,159 She said "big meat," "small meat." 65 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:26,551 She said "balls." - Speed it up. 66 00:02:26,638 --> 00:02:28,553 Okay, are you done? [guffawing] 67 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:31,034 Uh, maybe. 68 00:02:31,121 --> 00:02:32,557 And here it is from the back. 69 00:02:32,644 --> 00:02:34,255 You have no ass. 70 00:02:34,342 --> 00:02:35,778 Damn it, Butt-Head! 71 00:02:35,865 --> 00:02:39,129 You look like two legs shoved into a back. 72 00:02:39,216 --> 00:02:41,262 Damn it, Butt-Head! Shut up! 73 00:02:41,349 --> 00:02:43,612 When I start shaking that ass, 74 00:02:43,699 --> 00:02:46,049 there's gonna be a lot of chicks coming over. 75 00:02:46,136 --> 00:02:47,877 No, there won't. 76 00:02:47,964 --> 00:02:49,270 Damn it, Butt-Head. 77 00:02:49,357 --> 00:02:50,749 I'm sick of sitting around here 78 00:02:50,836 --> 00:02:53,883 listening to your crap and your do-nothing attitude, 79 00:02:53,970 --> 00:02:56,712 and I'm gonna learn this! 80 00:02:56,799 --> 00:02:57,756 No, you're not. 81 00:02:57,843 --> 00:03:00,498 You're gonna give up. 82 00:03:00,585 --> 00:03:02,631 You can't do anything. 83 00:03:02,718 --> 00:03:05,677 [chuckling] 84 00:03:05,764 --> 00:03:07,462 My butt's kind of tired. Let's watch something else. 85 00:03:07,549 --> 00:03:09,333 I am gonna learn this later, though. 86 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:10,378 Shake your meat. 87 00:03:13,207 --> 00:03:14,512 So I say to Marcy--I'm like, 88 00:03:14,599 --> 00:03:15,949 "Marcy, hey, if you want this relationship 89 00:03:16,036 --> 00:03:17,820 "to come from a place of honesty, 90 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:19,865 you can't get all aggro when I'm being honest." 91 00:03:19,953 --> 00:03:22,607 Do you know what I'm saying? - Uh-huh. [guffawing] 92 00:03:22,694 --> 00:03:23,826 Thanks for doing that with me, man. 93 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:25,219 You're a great hang. 94 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:26,524 I'll take you to the Maxi Mart now. 95 00:03:26,611 --> 00:03:27,917 Yeah, that's good, because we've been 96 00:03:28,004 --> 00:03:29,353 driving around a long time, and I really-- 97 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,181 I just gotta pop in here and get oat milk 98 00:03:31,268 --> 00:03:32,182 and, like, four or five more things. 99 00:03:32,269 --> 00:03:33,662 Marcy can't handle regular milk. 100 00:03:33,749 --> 00:03:35,316 Remind me to tell you about that later. 101 00:03:35,403 --> 00:03:36,752 Oh, and trash bags. 102 00:03:36,839 --> 00:03:38,449 Giving me a ride was cool and everything, 103 00:03:38,536 --> 00:03:40,930 but I'm just gonna walk for a while here. 104 00:03:41,017 --> 00:03:42,671 Yeah. [guffawing] 105 00:03:42,758 --> 00:03:45,761 Good idea, man. I want to walk too. 106 00:03:45,848 --> 00:03:48,372 Gotta get my steps in today. - Oh, boy. 107 00:03:48,459 --> 00:03:49,591 Never gonna get to 10,000 108 00:03:49,678 --> 00:03:52,028 without my buddy keeping me honest, yo. 109 00:03:52,115 --> 00:03:55,118 I just need to go a different direction than you, because-- 110 00:03:55,205 --> 00:03:56,772 Hey, you got a Metallica shirt. 111 00:03:56,859 --> 00:03:59,383 You like music, right? - Well, yeah, but-- 112 00:03:59,470 --> 00:04:00,210 Okay, then you're gonna love this. 113 00:04:00,297 --> 00:04:01,777 You gotta come see this. 114 00:04:01,864 --> 00:04:03,692 I really can't, because I gotta-- 115 00:04:03,779 --> 00:04:05,346 Come on, man. You don't want to walk. 116 00:04:05,433 --> 00:04:06,912 Maxi Mart's, like, two miles away. 117 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,001 We passed it on the way here. 118 00:04:10,220 --> 00:04:13,093 [playing rock ballad] 119 00:04:13,180 --> 00:04:16,705 ♪ ♪ 120 00:04:16,792 --> 00:04:19,055 This store's awesome, right? Right? 121 00:04:19,142 --> 00:04:21,884 Yeah, so I'm gonna go find Butt-Head now. 122 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:23,407 Okay, just hold this for one second. 123 00:04:23,494 --> 00:04:24,452 I'm gonna give you a ride. You're gonna get there 124 00:04:24,539 --> 00:04:26,280 so much quicker, dude. Come on. 125 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:28,151 Hey, yo, where the keyboards at? 126 00:04:28,238 --> 00:04:30,240 Um... 127 00:04:30,327 --> 00:04:31,372 Let's see here. 128 00:04:31,459 --> 00:04:34,201 [amplifier feedback] 129 00:04:36,333 --> 00:04:38,292 Aah, sorry! [feedback intensifies] 130 00:04:41,077 --> 00:04:44,211 [feedback warbling] 131 00:04:45,690 --> 00:04:46,865 [amplifier powers down] 132 00:04:46,952 --> 00:04:47,953 [hip-hop music] 133 00:04:48,041 --> 00:04:49,564 [record scratching] 134 00:04:49,651 --> 00:04:51,218 I'll just be a minute. Don't worry, pal. 135 00:04:51,305 --> 00:04:55,700 ♪ ♪ 136 00:05:00,618 --> 00:05:01,793 So I just gotta tell Marcy, 137 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,534 "Hey, I'm a people person like Beavis." 138 00:05:03,621 --> 00:05:05,058 Hop in, man. She's close. 139 00:05:05,145 --> 00:05:07,582 Um, I just gotta go. 140 00:05:07,669 --> 00:05:09,671 Butt-Head's waiting at the Maxi Mart, so... 141 00:05:09,758 --> 00:05:11,716 [guffawing] 142 00:05:11,803 --> 00:05:13,849 Okay. I'll see you later, boss. 143 00:05:13,936 --> 00:05:15,590 No problem. 144 00:05:15,677 --> 00:05:17,200 Really? 145 00:05:17,287 --> 00:05:19,420 Hey, man, thanks for hanging out. 146 00:05:19,507 --> 00:05:21,117 Metallica's the best, right? 147 00:05:21,204 --> 00:05:23,511 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Metallica kicks ass. 148 00:05:23,598 --> 00:05:25,252 Dude, you're gonna love this song I wrote. 149 00:05:25,339 --> 00:05:26,731 You just gotta listen to this one song. 150 00:05:26,818 --> 00:05:28,081 Then you can go. 151 00:05:28,168 --> 00:05:29,734 I just... 152 00:05:29,821 --> 00:05:32,041 [grumbles] Oh, God. 153 00:05:32,128 --> 00:05:33,434 It'll take, like, one second. 154 00:05:33,521 --> 00:05:34,609 Yeah. 155 00:05:34,696 --> 00:05:36,437 [picking guitar] 156 00:05:36,524 --> 00:05:38,091 ♪ ♪ 157 00:05:38,178 --> 00:05:40,963 It's called "Exit Sandman." 158 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:42,791 It's about beginnings, man. 159 00:05:42,878 --> 00:05:44,488 New beginnings. 160 00:05:44,575 --> 00:05:47,926 ♪ Exit night ♪ 161 00:05:48,013 --> 00:05:53,062 ♪ Enter light ♪ 162 00:05:53,149 --> 00:05:56,631 ♪ Give me your hand ♪ 163 00:05:56,718 --> 00:06:00,896 ♪ We're off to forever always land ♪ 164 00:06:00,983 --> 00:06:03,159 Come on, man, sing along. Come on. I know you know it. 165 00:06:03,246 --> 00:06:05,466 I know you know it. Come on, let's do it. Ready? 166 00:06:05,553 --> 00:06:07,207 I don't want to. 167 00:06:07,294 --> 00:06:08,599 I know you know it, pal. Come on, let's hear that voice. 168 00:06:08,686 --> 00:06:11,080 You got that scratchy rock and roll voice, man. 169 00:06:11,167 --> 00:06:14,344 ♪ Give me your hand ♪ 170 00:06:14,431 --> 00:06:18,131 both: ♪ We're off to forever always land ♪ 171 00:06:18,218 --> 00:06:19,567 Nice. 172 00:06:19,654 --> 00:06:21,090 So what should I tell this chick Marcy, man? 173 00:06:21,177 --> 00:06:22,613 Seriously. - God damn it, enough! 174 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:24,224 I gotta go! Now! 175 00:06:27,227 --> 00:06:30,534 You're right. I gotta tell her, "I gotta go. 176 00:06:30,621 --> 00:06:33,494 I gotta go, Marcy." Man, thank you, Beavis. 177 00:06:33,581 --> 00:06:35,844 Hey man, I'm really sorry I took up so much of your time. 178 00:06:35,931 --> 00:06:37,106 Oh, that's okay. 179 00:06:37,193 --> 00:06:38,977 Well, gotta go. [snickers] 180 00:06:39,064 --> 00:06:41,763 Okay. Fist bump, man. 181 00:06:41,850 --> 00:06:44,157 Um, what? 182 00:06:44,244 --> 00:06:46,028 Fist bump. 183 00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:47,856 I never-- I never did that before. 184 00:06:47,943 --> 00:06:49,901 So, I just--oh. 185 00:06:51,468 --> 00:06:53,818 Hey, that was pretty cool. Yeah. 186 00:06:53,905 --> 00:06:56,865 Yeah, so you just kind of--yeah. 187 00:06:56,952 --> 00:06:58,736 Hell yeah, man. 188 00:06:58,823 --> 00:07:00,085 And then you can do this. 189 00:07:00,173 --> 00:07:01,130 [imitates explosion] 190 00:07:01,217 --> 00:07:04,351 Ah, fire! Fire! - Right? 191 00:07:04,438 --> 00:07:05,526 So we'll hang out tomorrow, right? 192 00:07:05,613 --> 00:07:06,657 Yeah, yeah. 193 00:07:06,744 --> 00:07:08,093 You know, drive around and stuff. 194 00:07:08,181 --> 00:07:10,183 Yeah, pretty cool. [chuckles] 195 00:07:13,403 --> 00:07:15,405 Damn it, Beavis, where have you been? 196 00:07:15,492 --> 00:07:17,015 I was trying to go to Maxi Mart, 197 00:07:17,102 --> 00:07:19,975 but there was this dude, and he was, like, pretty weird. 198 00:07:20,062 --> 00:07:21,542 But then he turned out to be pretty cool 199 00:07:21,629 --> 00:07:24,936 because he showed me this thing where you, like-- 200 00:07:25,023 --> 00:07:26,199 Oh. Oh, you already know about it. 201 00:07:26,286 --> 00:07:27,722 Ahh! 202 00:07:27,809 --> 00:07:29,550 [chuckles] 203 00:07:29,637 --> 00:07:31,682 You're right, Beavis. That was pretty cool. 204 00:07:31,769 --> 00:07:32,944 [laughs] 205 00:07:33,031 --> 00:07:34,772 It's called a fist bump. 206 00:07:37,514 --> 00:07:40,430 [rock music] 207 00:07:40,517 --> 00:07:47,437 ♪ ♪ 208 00:08:02,496 --> 00:08:04,454 Chirp.