1 00:00:02,263 --> 00:00:04,047 ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:19,193 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:27,114 I love how spacious the kitchen is 4 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:29,507 now that you've raised the original tin ceiling, Chip. 5 00:00:29,594 --> 00:00:31,640 Oh, and these sliding barn doors 6 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:34,208 add just the right homey touch, Joanna. 7 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:37,341 You know who's got an even better homey touch, Chip? 8 00:00:37,428 --> 00:00:39,735 My new boyfriend, Butt-Head. 9 00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:43,521 Hey, baby. 10 00:00:43,608 --> 00:00:46,046 Get lost, you damn hippie. 11 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:47,960 Butt-Head, I trusted you! 12 00:00:49,962 --> 00:00:52,574 I love you so much, Butt-Head. 13 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:56,404 That's right, baby. 14 00:00:56,491 --> 00:00:59,146 Yeah, fire. 15 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:00,451 Aah! 16 00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:01,496 Damn it, get off of me! - Ahh! Ahh! 17 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:02,758 Get off of me, butthole! 18 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:07,328 - Aah! - Damn it, Beavis. 19 00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:08,764 You ate all my nachos. 20 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:12,072 No way! You ate all my nachos! 21 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:14,074 You didn't even have nachos. 22 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:16,293 Oh, yeah. 23 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:18,165 Well, I guess it was me. Yeah. 24 00:01:20,297 --> 00:01:21,255 Whoa. Check it out, Butt-Head. 25 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:23,735 Look at that. 26 00:01:23,822 --> 00:01:24,997 See? It was someone else. 27 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,391 Uh-huh. 28 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:31,308 That's, like, a clue or something. 29 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:34,050 I guess I don't have to kick your ass just yet, Beavis. 30 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:36,966 Uh... 31 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:39,229 Hmm, I don't see anyone. 32 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:43,233 Whoa! 33 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,888 What's that thing, Butt-Head? 34 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:48,456 I think it's, like, a bear or something. 35 00:01:48,543 --> 00:01:49,761 Are you sure? 36 00:01:49,848 --> 00:01:52,895 Whatever it is, I'm gonna kick its ass. 37 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:02,687 Ay, qué linda. 38 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:04,472 Besito. 39 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:06,387 They missed. 40 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:08,040 Yeah, by a mile. 41 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,739 They suck at kissing. 42 00:02:10,826 --> 00:02:13,959 They're never gonna score. 43 00:02:14,046 --> 00:02:17,398 Well, I mean, I'd score with them, you know? 44 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:19,748 I would not miss. 45 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:24,231 ♪ Oh, my love, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 46 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:27,103 Is this, like, Thanksgiving or something? 47 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:30,280 Uh, yeah, I think so. 48 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:31,716 When is Thanksgiving? 49 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:35,720 I think it's, like, 50 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:38,984 the third November of the year or something. 51 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:40,856 Oh, yeah, yeah. 52 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:44,164 Remember that time your mom tried to have Thanksgiving? 53 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:48,124 'cause, like, she had that boyfriend for, like, a week? 54 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:51,519 Oh, yeah, yeah. 55 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:53,869 Yeah, that's right. Yeah. 56 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:57,002 Lots of dudes are thankful for your mom, Beavis. 57 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:02,138 Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. 58 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:03,183 ♪ Don't go yet ♪ 59 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,401 ♪ ♪ 60 00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:06,838 I mean a lot of dudes, Beavis. 61 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:09,841 Butt-Head, come on. 62 00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:12,409 I mean, like, hundreds of dudes. 63 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:15,934 Shut up, Butt-Head! 64 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:17,806 They all go around the table 65 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:19,938 and ask what they're thankful for, 66 00:03:20,025 --> 00:03:22,332 and they all say Beavis' mom. 67 00:03:25,857 --> 00:03:26,336 Come on, Butt-Head. That's enough. 68 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:28,033 Come on. 69 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,383 You know, I do like this video, though. 70 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:34,170 It is pretty cool, 71 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:36,738 but don't change the subject, Beavis. 72 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:39,001 On the first Thanksgiving, 73 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:41,308 the Indians taught the pilgrims how to eat maize, 74 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:44,833 and the pilgrims taught the Indians how to do your mom. 75 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,748 Yeah. 76 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:49,316 They're like, "See, it's easy." 77 00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:50,795 Come on, Butt-Head. 78 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:53,145 On the first Thanksgiving, 79 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,497 the pilgrims and Squanto pulled a train on your mom. 80 00:03:59,195 --> 00:04:00,892 Come on, Butt-Head. 81 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:03,068 And then there was peace throughout the land, 82 00:04:03,155 --> 00:04:05,810 'cause everyone got a piece of your mom. 83 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:10,032 Okay, come on, Butt-Head. Enough! 84 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:14,210 Anyway, in all seriousness, Beavis, 85 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:16,821 I know I make fun of your mom a lot, 86 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:19,563 but that's because she's a slut. 87 00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:22,697 Shut up, Butt-Head! She is not. 88 00:04:22,784 --> 00:04:25,134 She just has sex with lots and lots of guys. 89 00:04:25,221 --> 00:04:27,702 That's all. 90 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:30,879 Oh, I stand corrected. 91 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:32,924 Besides, Butt-Head, I heard somewhere 92 00:04:33,011 --> 00:04:36,058 that "slut" is, like, a good word now, you know? 93 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:37,581 Like, "Yeah, yeah. 94 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:40,018 Yeah, I'm a slut! Yeah." 95 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:43,674 Uh...oh. 96 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:46,677 Well, then, like I was saying, 97 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:50,638 your mom is the biggest slut of all time. 98 00:04:50,725 --> 00:04:52,683 Yeah, thank you. 99 00:04:52,770 --> 00:04:55,904 I'll tell her you said that. 100 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:58,515 No one takes my nachos and gets away with it. 101 00:04:58,602 --> 00:05:01,213 Yep, time to kick some ass. 102 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,304 You can run, but you can't hide, dumbass. 103 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:11,746 This tree feels kind of funny on my schlong. 104 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:13,878 They call it wood for a reason, Beavis. 105 00:05:15,924 --> 00:05:18,100 There's no escape now. 106 00:05:18,187 --> 00:05:21,103 Prepare to have your ass shoved up your-- 107 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:22,931 uh... 108 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:25,325 oh, I see. 109 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:29,546 Butt-Head. 110 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:32,244 The bears are going into our house. 111 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:36,118 Damn it. We gotta climb down there now. 112 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:37,685 Yeah, maybe later. 113 00:05:37,772 --> 00:05:38,860 Remember that thing I said on the way up 114 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:41,732 about the tree feeling funny on my schlong? 115 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:43,168 Might want to just, like, 116 00:05:43,255 --> 00:05:45,214 stay here a little while, you know what I'm saying? 117 00:05:45,301 --> 00:05:47,651 Beavis, you pervert. Get out of the way now. 118 00:05:47,738 --> 00:05:49,349 Perve out with the tree on your own time. 119 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:51,568 We gotta fight those bears. 120 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:53,527 Aah! Come on, Butt-Head! Come on. 121 00:05:53,614 --> 00:05:54,789 Aah! Just five more minutes. Come on. 122 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:57,008 - Damn you, Beavis. - Aah! I'm almost--whoa! 123 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:00,534 Ugh. 124 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:09,630 Damn it, Butt-Head. You ruined it. 125 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:15,636 Anderson's gotta have something in here 126 00:06:15,723 --> 00:06:18,987 to kill that dumb bear son of a bitch. 127 00:06:19,074 --> 00:06:21,250 Uh, hmm... 128 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:24,340 Something to kill a bear. 129 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:26,777 - Uh... - No. 130 00:06:26,864 --> 00:06:28,431 Uh... 131 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:30,390 Ooh, there we go. 132 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:32,130 Bingo. 133 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,003 Let's kill them with this. 134 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:37,440 I'll pretend I'm gonna measure how tall he is. 135 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:39,137 And then you sneak up behind him. 136 00:06:39,224 --> 00:06:41,444 And I'm like, "That's two feet tall, sir," 137 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:43,577 and meanwhile, you've got another one of these 138 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:45,100 that's metric, see--aah! 139 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:47,407 Shut up, Beavis. Look. 140 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,800 Look what happened to that mouse. 141 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:52,499 And he's got a big can of glue. 142 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,326 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 143 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,328 Oh, yeah, yeah, we'll just sniff some glue 144 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,288 and forget about the bears. 145 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:01,899 You're a dumbass, Beavis. 146 00:07:01,986 --> 00:07:03,640 Oh, yeah, yeah. 147 00:07:05,381 --> 00:07:08,384 Glue is cool. 148 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:10,342 Butt-Head, you've got that trap stuck to-- 149 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,084 Beavis, don't tell me how to do my job. 150 00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:14,564 Yeah, but Butt-Head, you've got a thing on your-- 151 00:07:14,651 --> 00:07:16,827 Beavis, if I wanted your opinion, 152 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:18,481 I'd tell it to you. 153 00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:20,440 And now, the bait. 154 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:22,180 Get this here. 155 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,142 This is gonna be cool. 156 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:33,975 I'm kind of hungry. 157 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:36,804 Well, then go get us some food, dumbass. 158 00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:39,459 Okay. 159 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:47,815 Whoa, cool. Nachos. 160 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:50,731 Just gonna scoop some up here. 161 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:52,733 Damn it. 162 00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:57,868 Aah! Aw, damn it. 163 00:07:57,955 --> 00:07:59,609 Help! Ow! 164 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:01,785 I'm stuck, Butt-Head! Help! 165 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:04,571 Quit messing around, Beavis. I'm hungry. 166 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:06,921 Damn it, Beavis, you're screwing up my trap. 167 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:10,620 Aah! Damn it, Beavis. 168 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:17,279 Damn it. Get off! 169 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:20,064 Get off. 170 00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:24,329 Walk this way, Beavis. 171 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:26,375 You're screwing it all up. 172 00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:28,203 Ow! - Damn it. 173 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:30,031 I can't--no, no. both: Aah! 174 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:32,424 - Ow! - Damn it. 175 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,775 Butt-Head, I just need to take a whiz here. 176 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:37,125 - Not now, dumbass! - Ow! 177 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:38,953 We need, like, a hose or something. 178 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,215 Ow! 179 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:42,739 This glue sucks. 180 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:45,089 So, let's take a look at the cow eye here. 181 00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:47,352 And there are gonna be obviously some similarities 182 00:08:47,439 --> 00:08:48,963 between human and cow eyes here. 183 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,530 Whoa! 184 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,183 They just took that eyeball out of a cow? 185 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:56,753 Uh, yeah. 186 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,016 This is gonna be cool. 187 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:01,976 Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing. 188 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,151 I think the cow, like, 189 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:06,023 donated its eyeballs to science. 190 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:09,026 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - You can do that. 191 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:11,376 Like, on your driver's license, 192 00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:13,770 you can be an organ donor. 193 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,774 You know, if someone, like, donates their schlong 194 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:20,821 to science, I could, like, become a scientist 195 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:24,172 and then, like, get two schlongs. 196 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:27,044 And then, I could, like, be scoring with a chick 197 00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:29,394 and spanking my monkey at the same time. 198 00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:32,049 Yeah! Yeah! 199 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:36,445 Uh. Beavis, why would you be spanking your monkey 200 00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:39,361 if you're already scoring with a chick? 201 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:41,232 'Cause if I'm scoring with a chick, 202 00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:43,583 I think my other schlong would have a boner too, 203 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,019 you know what I'm saying? 204 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:50,154 Why not just score with two chicks? 205 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:51,939 Ooh, yeah. I hadn't thought about that. 206 00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:54,855 Yeah. Yeah, that would be good. 207 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,857 I mean, I'd need a third schlong, you know, 208 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:59,120 but then I could be scoring with two chicks 209 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:00,643 and spanking my monkey. 210 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,297 Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah. 211 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,693 Beavis, why do you always need an extra schlong 212 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,652 to be spanking your monkey with? 213 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:12,133 To spank my monkey! Yeah. 214 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,352 So if you had two schlongs 215 00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:16,659 and you were scoring with two chicks at the same time, 216 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,574 that wouldn't be good enough? 217 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:22,143 You still think you'd need an extra schlong? 218 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:24,624 Well, I mean, you gotta have at least one 219 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,060 to spank your monkey with, 220 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,627 and that's exactly what I have. 221 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:32,762 Uh, you're a weirdo, Beavis. 222 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:33,894 Yeah, but anyway, you know, 223 00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:36,636 if somebody starts donating schlongs, 224 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:39,160 somebody better be donating some more hands to science too, 225 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,901 you know what I mean? 226 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:43,599 'Cause then I could have, like, four schlongs 227 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,296 and, like, eight hands. 228 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,255 Yeah, that would be cool. 229 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:51,999 I'd be Dr. Spankenstein, the Spanktopus. 230 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:55,480 Uh, don't you mean four schlongs and four hands? 231 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,657 No, no. 232 00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,833 I think we must, like, spank our monkeys differently, 233 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:02,096 Butt-Head. 234 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,924 Different paths up the same mountain. 235 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,319 Different strokes for different strokes. 236 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:19,287 We need to get the hose and spray this crap off. 237 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,031 Slow down, Butt-Head. 238 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:26,424 Damn it, Beavis, just don't do anything. 239 00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:29,166 I think I got it. 240 00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:30,298 Get the hose, Butt-Head. Come on. 241 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:31,429 Damn it, Beavis. Hold still-- 242 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:33,170 both: Aah! 243 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,697 Whoa, it's bears! 244 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,655 No! No, this is wrong! 245 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:42,136 No! No! - Aah! 246 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:45,095 Aah! 247 00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:46,793 Damn it. Get off of me. 248 00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:50,622 Butt-Head, I'm stuck to a bear! 249 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,277 Aah! Aah! - Damn glue. 250 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,977 This is all your fault, Beavis. 251 00:11:58,543 --> 00:11:59,631 Boy, it's still nice 252 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,590 for a fella to take a moment 253 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:05,072 and enjoy a dang sunset in this crazy world. 254 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,555 What the hell? 255 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,559 Stand your ground! 256 00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:17,258 I got bear spray, damn it! 257 00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:19,434 - Aah! Aah! Ugh! - Aah! Aah! Ow! 258 00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:20,348 No! No! - Ow! Ow! 259 00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:21,915 Ow, my eyes! 260 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:24,744 Blech! Damn it, ow! - Ugh. Ugh. 261 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:28,138 Well, Beavis, it just goes to show you, you can't do-- 262 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,923 Take that! both: Aah! 263 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,882 There's more where that came from, you son of a bitch!