1 00:00:02,355 --> 00:00:06,837 - ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:09,144 [both chuckling] 3 00:00:09,231 --> 00:00:12,147 [rock music] 4 00:00:12,234 --> 00:00:17,022 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:28,424 [both chuckling] 6 00:00:28,511 --> 00:00:30,861 - This is our most advanced VR glasses yet 7 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:32,776 with almost no latency. 8 00:00:32,863 --> 00:00:34,517 Try them on, 9 00:00:34,604 --> 00:00:37,477 and you truly feel like you're going inside the video game. 10 00:00:37,564 --> 00:00:39,827 - Whoa. Did you hear that, Beavis? 11 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:43,613 - Oh, yeah, he said, "Feel like you're going inside." 12 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:45,963 [both chuckling] 13 00:00:46,051 --> 00:00:47,965 - Uh, no, dumbass. 14 00:00:48,053 --> 00:00:49,880 He said those glasses make you feel like 15 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,882 you're going inside a video game. 16 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:53,667 Let's try them, Beavis. 17 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,669 - I've always wanted to, like, go inside a video game 18 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:59,064 and eat some coins and kick Luigi in the nads. 19 00:00:59,151 --> 00:01:00,326 Yeah, that would be cool. 20 00:01:00,413 --> 00:01:03,633 - Uh, let's see here. 21 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:05,244 These ones look pretty cool. 22 00:01:05,330 --> 00:01:06,810 [both chuckling] 23 00:01:06,897 --> 00:01:10,249 - Just put these on here. [chuckles] 24 00:01:10,336 --> 00:01:12,990 - Whoa. - Whoa. 25 00:01:13,078 --> 00:01:16,081 - These graphics are amazing. - Wow. 26 00:01:16,168 --> 00:01:17,865 - It looks like we're really in some kind 27 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:19,258 of a mall or something. 28 00:01:19,345 --> 00:01:21,260 - Yeah, looks just like real life, 29 00:01:21,347 --> 00:01:23,305 but it's a little bit darker. 30 00:01:23,392 --> 00:01:25,742 It's amazing. [both chuckling] 31 00:01:25,829 --> 00:01:28,571 Whoa, look. They even have a Hot Topic. 32 00:01:28,657 --> 00:01:30,660 - This game kicks ass. 33 00:01:30,747 --> 00:01:32,923 - It's really amazing. Yeah. 34 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:35,187 Let's go kick ass on some noobs, yeah. 35 00:01:38,059 --> 00:01:39,713 [plays pitch on piano] 36 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:43,108 - [hums pitch] 37 00:01:43,195 --> 00:01:44,674 [plays pitch an octave down] 38 00:01:44,761 --> 00:01:46,850 - Is he trying to teach singing or reading? 39 00:01:46,937 --> 00:01:49,853 - I don't know, but I don't wanna learn either one. 40 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:51,377 - Yeah, really. 41 00:01:51,464 --> 00:01:55,859 - ♪ Mum mum mum mum-mum-mum, mum mum mum mum ♪ 42 00:01:55,946 --> 00:01:57,296 [plays new key] 43 00:01:57,383 --> 00:02:01,604 - [humming along] 44 00:02:01,691 --> 00:02:03,954 Yeah, this is kinda catchy. 45 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:08,829 ♪ Mum mum mum mum-mum-mum, mum mum mum mum ♪ 46 00:02:08,916 --> 00:02:11,701 - Yeah, that is kinda catchy. 47 00:02:11,788 --> 00:02:15,575 It's like a song about your mom. 48 00:02:15,662 --> 00:02:19,056 ♪ Beavis's mom, mom, mom, mom is a slut ♪ 49 00:02:19,144 --> 00:02:20,275 [chuckles] 50 00:02:20,362 --> 00:02:22,495 - No, you're off, Butt-Head. 51 00:02:22,582 --> 00:02:26,760 ♪ [brightly] Beavis's mom-mom-mom, mom is a slut ♪ 52 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:28,065 Wait a minute. - [chuckles] 53 00:02:28,153 --> 00:02:29,589 - Shut up, Butt-Head. 54 00:02:29,676 --> 00:02:30,981 - ♪ Na ba, na ba, na ba, na ba ♪ 55 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:32,853 - What's in that purple door back there? 56 00:02:32,940 --> 00:02:35,812 It's got, like, a padlock on it. [chuckles] 57 00:02:35,899 --> 00:02:38,163 - That's where he keeps his wife's skeleton. 58 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:41,644 [both chuckling] 59 00:02:43,429 --> 00:02:45,474 - That's pretty dark, Butt-Head. 60 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,607 - Uh, sorry, Beavis. 61 00:02:47,694 --> 00:02:51,263 [chuckles] Just trying to have a little fun. 62 00:02:51,350 --> 00:02:55,310 - ♪ One two three, one two three, one two three, one ♪ 63 00:02:55,397 --> 00:02:57,791 - Damn it, is he teaching counting now? 64 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:59,575 - ♪ One two three, one two three, one ♪ 65 00:02:59,661 --> 00:03:01,577 - He's not even doing it right. 66 00:03:01,664 --> 00:03:05,451 - Yeah. One, two, three, one? 67 00:03:05,538 --> 00:03:08,149 - Yeah, it goes one, two, three, four. 68 00:03:08,236 --> 00:03:09,629 [chanting] Beat your meat upon the floor. 69 00:03:09,716 --> 00:03:12,980 Beat your meat. both: Beat your meat. 70 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:14,547 Five, six, seven, eight, 71 00:03:14,634 --> 00:03:15,591 beat your meat with a roller skate. 72 00:03:15,678 --> 00:03:18,464 Beat your meat. Beat your meat. 73 00:03:18,551 --> 00:03:20,509 - 13, 14, 15, 16... 74 00:03:20,596 --> 00:03:22,337 both: Beat your meat without resisting. 75 00:03:22,424 --> 00:03:24,861 Beat your meat. Beat your meat. 76 00:03:24,948 --> 00:03:26,689 - 17, 18, 19, 20. 77 00:03:26,776 --> 00:03:28,561 Beat your meat, you still got plenty. 78 00:03:28,648 --> 00:03:31,825 both: Beat your meat. Beat your meat. 79 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:33,653 - Uh... 80 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:35,872 Wait, what's nine, ten, eleven, twelve? 81 00:03:35,959 --> 00:03:37,786 - It's "nine, ten, eleven, twelve, 82 00:03:37,874 --> 00:03:39,659 "beat your meat until it swells. 83 00:03:39,746 --> 00:03:42,749 Beat your meat. Beat your meat." 84 00:03:42,836 --> 00:03:44,838 - Now that's a good song. [chuckles] 85 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:47,362 You know who would sing that song really good? 86 00:03:47,449 --> 00:03:49,495 Adele. [chuckles] 87 00:03:49,582 --> 00:03:51,845 - Yeah, she'd be great, you know? 88 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:54,543 Give it a woman's perspective, you know. 89 00:03:54,630 --> 00:03:57,329 Beat your meat. Beat your meat. 90 00:03:57,416 --> 00:04:00,245 [both chuckling] 91 00:04:01,202 --> 00:04:03,596 - Whoa. It really is realistic. 92 00:04:03,683 --> 00:04:05,162 - It sure is, Beavis. 93 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:06,816 - Let's go, like, look at stuff up close. 94 00:04:06,903 --> 00:04:08,296 [chuckles] 95 00:04:08,383 --> 00:04:09,732 - Whoa, check it out, Beavis. 96 00:04:09,819 --> 00:04:12,909 It looks just like a real guy. 97 00:04:12,996 --> 00:04:15,651 - And his butt looks just like a real butt. 98 00:04:15,738 --> 00:04:18,175 Wow. This technology has really come a long ways, 99 00:04:18,262 --> 00:04:19,699 you know what I'm saying? 100 00:04:19,786 --> 00:04:21,396 Whoa, and you can even interact with it, wow. 101 00:04:21,483 --> 00:04:24,225 - Hey, back off, buddy. What's wrong with you? 102 00:04:24,312 --> 00:04:26,140 - They even programmed him to act mad 103 00:04:26,227 --> 00:04:27,968 when you stick your face in his butt. 104 00:04:28,055 --> 00:04:30,971 It's amazing. It's just like a real mall. 105 00:04:31,058 --> 00:04:32,755 [chuckles] 106 00:04:32,842 --> 00:04:34,366 Ow. 107 00:04:34,453 --> 00:04:36,019 It feels just like real pain. 108 00:04:36,106 --> 00:04:36,977 How do they do it? 109 00:04:39,545 --> 00:04:42,069 - Whoa. This is cool. 110 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:43,766 We're in the water level, Beavis. 111 00:04:43,853 --> 00:04:45,507 Check it out. - Yeah. 112 00:04:45,594 --> 00:04:46,987 I don't know, Butt-Head. 113 00:04:47,074 --> 00:04:49,598 The water doesn't feel that real. 114 00:04:49,685 --> 00:04:52,297 Feels kinda fake, actually. 115 00:04:52,384 --> 00:04:55,343 - I guess you have to, like, pay extra for the pro model. 116 00:04:55,430 --> 00:04:58,172 - Butt-Head, what are we supposed to do in this game? 117 00:04:58,259 --> 00:05:01,131 - You dumbass, don't you know anything about video games? 118 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,569 We're supposed to, like, go find some weapons, 119 00:05:03,656 --> 00:05:05,527 and then at the end of the level, 120 00:05:05,614 --> 00:05:07,747 we kill a boss. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 121 00:05:07,834 --> 00:05:11,141 - I think we need to, like, talk to some NPCs. 122 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:14,144 [chuckles] 123 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:17,234 - Hi, would you like to try our blueberry mint tea? 124 00:05:17,322 --> 00:05:20,107 - No. Can you, like, give us a mission? 125 00:05:20,194 --> 00:05:22,457 - Yeah, because we just started this game, 126 00:05:22,544 --> 00:05:24,981 and we need, like, a flamethrower or something. 127 00:05:25,068 --> 00:05:27,244 - What? - We need a mission, dumbass. 128 00:05:27,332 --> 00:05:29,899 Is there, like, someone we can kill 129 00:05:29,986 --> 00:05:31,379 and then you'll give us a sword or something? 130 00:05:31,466 --> 00:05:33,294 - Can you guys just go do this somewhere else? 131 00:05:33,381 --> 00:05:34,600 You can't just come up to people trying to-- 132 00:05:34,687 --> 00:05:35,731 - Is there, like, a button to press 133 00:05:35,818 --> 00:05:37,385 so we can skip him talking? 134 00:05:37,472 --> 00:05:40,083 - You can just come up to people trying to do their job, 135 00:05:40,170 --> 00:05:42,172 and just start saying weird... - Hey, come on. Skip. Skip! 136 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:43,739 - To get a reaction. - It's not working, Butt-Head. 137 00:05:43,826 --> 00:05:45,698 - I don't wanna have to call security. 138 00:05:45,785 --> 00:05:46,525 That's not what I'm about, you know, man? 139 00:05:46,612 --> 00:05:47,874 - Skip. Come on, skip. 140 00:05:47,961 --> 00:05:49,441 This interaction sucks. 141 00:05:49,528 --> 00:05:51,660 - Let's go find a flamethrower 142 00:05:51,747 --> 00:05:54,794 so we can come back and blow him up. 143 00:05:54,881 --> 00:05:56,273 - "I don't wanna have to call security. 144 00:05:56,361 --> 00:05:57,927 That's not what I'm about." 145 00:05:58,014 --> 00:05:59,494 [both chuckling] 146 00:06:04,412 --> 00:06:06,240 - So what do we do now, Butt-Head? 147 00:06:06,327 --> 00:06:08,677 - Uh, well, let's see. 148 00:06:08,764 --> 00:06:10,636 We're on level two of this game now, 149 00:06:10,723 --> 00:06:12,638 so we probably have some new powers. 150 00:06:12,725 --> 00:06:14,988 - Cool. Like what? 151 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:16,076 - Uh... 152 00:06:16,163 --> 00:06:17,512 I think we can go outside 153 00:06:17,599 --> 00:06:20,515 and, like, carjack a car or something. 154 00:06:20,602 --> 00:06:23,344 - And go get a laser gun or, like, a battle axe. Yeah. 155 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,219 - Hmm. Let's see. 156 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:31,265 Which car should we jack? 157 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:35,791 - That one looks pretty good. 158 00:06:35,878 --> 00:06:37,967 - Well, let's go carjack it. 159 00:06:38,054 --> 00:06:39,795 - Yeah, this is gonna be cool. 160 00:06:39,882 --> 00:06:42,363 [engine revs, both shout] 161 00:06:42,450 --> 00:06:44,670 - Hey, hey, slow down. [tires screech] 162 00:06:44,757 --> 00:06:46,323 Hey, come back here. 163 00:06:47,890 --> 00:06:51,024 - Damn it. You screwed it all up, Beavis. 164 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,591 - Damn it. 165 00:06:52,678 --> 00:06:54,331 This game is hard. 166 00:06:54,419 --> 00:06:55,724 I wanna start over. 167 00:06:55,811 --> 00:06:58,161 - Uh, yeah, good idea. 168 00:06:58,248 --> 00:07:00,555 - How do we do that? 169 00:07:00,642 --> 00:07:02,514 - We need to, like, die. 170 00:07:02,601 --> 00:07:03,950 And then we can come back to life 171 00:07:04,037 --> 00:07:06,082 at the beginning of the level and start over. 172 00:07:06,169 --> 00:07:07,649 - Oh, yeah, cool. [chuckles] 173 00:07:07,736 --> 00:07:09,085 So how do we, like, die? 174 00:07:09,172 --> 00:07:10,435 - Uh... 175 00:07:10,522 --> 00:07:12,132 I got an idea, Beavis. 176 00:07:12,219 --> 00:07:13,220 - Yeah? What is it? 177 00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:15,091 Ah! 178 00:07:15,178 --> 00:07:17,354 - [chuckles] 179 00:07:17,442 --> 00:07:18,617 Uh... 180 00:07:18,704 --> 00:07:22,272 You butthole, you're still alive. 181 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:23,796 - Are you sure? 182 00:07:23,883 --> 00:07:26,538 - Damn it, Beavis, you suck at video games. 183 00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:28,888 - Let me show you how it's done. 184 00:07:28,975 --> 00:07:31,020 Okay, here we go. 185 00:07:31,107 --> 00:07:32,152 Just go ahead and-- 186 00:07:32,239 --> 00:07:35,764 Ooh! Uh! [chuckles] 187 00:07:35,851 --> 00:07:38,027 - Oh, my God. Are you okay? 188 00:07:38,114 --> 00:07:39,725 - Uh, no. 189 00:07:39,812 --> 00:07:42,031 I'm still alive. 190 00:07:42,118 --> 00:07:45,034 Get back in your car and run me over again, dumbass. 191 00:07:45,121 --> 00:07:46,775 - [grunting] 192 00:07:46,862 --> 00:07:48,168 - What are you doing? 193 00:07:48,255 --> 00:07:49,735 - One more oughta do it. 194 00:07:49,822 --> 00:07:51,084 [grunts] 195 00:07:52,215 --> 00:07:56,002 [chill music] 196 00:07:56,089 --> 00:07:59,309 - [humming] 197 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:01,137 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 198 00:08:01,224 --> 00:08:03,052 ♪ ♪ 199 00:08:03,139 --> 00:08:04,880 ♪ Didn't know that I could dance like this ♪ 200 00:08:04,967 --> 00:08:06,969 - She dresses like what stupid people 201 00:08:07,056 --> 00:08:10,103 think smart people dress like. 202 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:13,062 - ♪ Maybe genetics in my DNA ♪ 203 00:08:13,149 --> 00:08:15,761 ♪ Something in my brain ♪ - What is DNA again? 204 00:08:15,848 --> 00:08:19,025 - Uh, that that stuff, like, 205 00:08:19,112 --> 00:08:20,722 at a crime scene? 206 00:08:20,809 --> 00:08:24,204 Like, if you have DNA, it means you're guilty. 207 00:08:24,291 --> 00:08:25,858 - Oh, yeah, yeah. 208 00:08:25,945 --> 00:08:28,643 That's why I never spank my monkey near a crime scene. 209 00:08:28,730 --> 00:08:30,297 You know? [chuckles] 210 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:32,255 - Oh, yeah. 211 00:08:32,342 --> 00:08:33,779 That's pretty smart, Beavis. 212 00:08:36,869 --> 00:08:38,958 - Oh, God. 213 00:08:39,044 --> 00:08:40,350 Firemen. 214 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:43,397 - Yeah. - [chuckles] 215 00:08:43,484 --> 00:08:45,355 Those firemen, they're always, like, 216 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,227 like, being heroes. 217 00:08:47,314 --> 00:08:48,924 And getting medals and stuff. 218 00:08:49,011 --> 00:08:51,274 But all they do is just sit around and wait 219 00:08:51,361 --> 00:08:53,320 and play checkers, 220 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:56,105 and, like, do bachelorette parties. 221 00:08:56,192 --> 00:08:58,151 And then as soon as I wanna burn something, 222 00:08:58,238 --> 00:08:59,587 they come and put it out. 223 00:08:59,674 --> 00:09:01,154 [both chuckling] 224 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:04,766 I remember the first time I found out what firemen do. 225 00:09:04,853 --> 00:09:07,247 I was little, and I was in this vacant lot, 226 00:09:07,334 --> 00:09:09,292 and I started a fire, 227 00:09:09,379 --> 00:09:11,033 and then the firemen showed up, 228 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:12,948 and then they brought out this firehose, 229 00:09:13,035 --> 00:09:16,343 and I was like, yeah, cool, a firehose, yeah. 230 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:19,128 But guess what comes out of the firehose? 231 00:09:19,215 --> 00:09:21,087 Just guess. I want you to guess. 232 00:09:21,174 --> 00:09:24,090 - Everyone knows what comes out of a firehose. 233 00:09:24,177 --> 00:09:25,787 - No, no, it's not what you think. 234 00:09:25,874 --> 00:09:29,138 I'll give you a hint. It's not fire. 235 00:09:29,225 --> 00:09:31,140 It's water! You believe that? 236 00:09:32,707 --> 00:09:34,927 And then they just put it out, 237 00:09:35,014 --> 00:09:37,582 and then they told me a bunch of stuff of how fire is bad, 238 00:09:37,669 --> 00:09:39,409 and then they took me back to my mom. 239 00:09:40,715 --> 00:09:43,413 You know, they should call them watermen. Yeah. 240 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,024 That's what I call them, 241 00:09:45,111 --> 00:09:47,940 when I'm not calling them son of a bitches. 242 00:09:48,027 --> 00:09:50,203 - You thought firemen start fires? 243 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,770 - Yeah, I mean, 244 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:53,119 you know, the garbageman just, like, 245 00:09:53,206 --> 00:09:54,424 spreads garbage everywhere. 246 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:55,948 I mean, why not? 247 00:09:56,035 --> 00:09:57,993 I just thought, you know, the firemen. 248 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:01,214 I mean, they did save my life four times, you know, so... 249 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,390 Yeah, maybe they're not all bad. I don't know. 250 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:05,435 Son of a bitches. 251 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,263 [chuckles] 252 00:10:07,350 --> 00:10:08,830 Never meet your heroes. 253 00:10:13,182 --> 00:10:14,706 Whoa. 254 00:10:14,793 --> 00:10:16,359 Whoa, I think it worked, Butt-Head. 255 00:10:16,446 --> 00:10:18,710 We died, and we're at the beginning of the level. 256 00:10:18,797 --> 00:10:21,060 These glasses are amazing. 257 00:10:21,147 --> 00:10:22,931 - Uh, Beavis? 258 00:10:23,018 --> 00:10:24,193 - What? 259 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:26,108 - We're not wearing the glasses. 260 00:10:26,195 --> 00:10:28,328 - Oh. So we're not in the game anymore? 261 00:10:28,415 --> 00:10:31,548 - Uh, I guess not. 262 00:10:31,636 --> 00:10:33,768 - Oh, so we're just, like, in a hospital? 263 00:10:33,855 --> 00:10:37,032 - Uh, looks like it. 264 00:10:37,119 --> 00:10:39,295 - Damn it. This sucks. 265 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,864 - Uh, wait a minute. 266 00:10:42,951 --> 00:10:44,518 There's the glasses. 267 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,305 - Whoa. It did work. 268 00:10:49,392 --> 00:10:50,872 We're at the beginning of the level. 269 00:10:50,959 --> 00:10:53,527 - We're in some sort of hospital-like room. 270 00:10:53,614 --> 00:10:55,790 - Look, I've got a weapon. 271 00:10:55,877 --> 00:10:58,488 It's like a white club. - Whoa. 272 00:10:58,575 --> 00:10:59,402 I've got one too. 273 00:10:59,489 --> 00:11:01,448 It's, like, a spear 274 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:02,231 with a bag on it. 275 00:11:02,318 --> 00:11:04,277 Okay, Beavis. 276 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:08,629 Time to quit screwing around and go kill everything we see. 277 00:11:08,716 --> 00:11:09,543 - Oh, there you are. 278 00:11:09,630 --> 00:11:11,414 Thank God you're alive. 279 00:11:11,501 --> 00:11:13,939 I'm so sorry-- - Let's kill him, Beavis. 280 00:11:14,026 --> 00:11:15,810 - What? Look, I don't blame you-- 281 00:11:15,897 --> 00:11:17,682 - Die! - Club his ass, Beavis. 282 00:11:17,769 --> 00:11:20,293 - Ah! I understand why you're angry. 283 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:21,686 Ah! 284 00:11:21,773 --> 00:11:23,644 - Finally killing a boss, yeah! 285 00:11:23,731 --> 00:11:25,864 - I'll let you hit me two more times, but that's it. 286 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:27,213 [thuds and shouts] 287 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:29,041 - Let's go kill the doctors. 288 00:11:29,128 --> 00:11:30,651 - Yeah! Yeah! 289 00:11:35,177 --> 00:11:37,919 [rock music] 290 00:11:38,006 --> 00:11:41,401 ♪ ♪ 291 00:11:41,488 --> 00:11:45,405 - So, like, what should we do when we get home? 292 00:11:45,492 --> 00:11:47,015 - Let me think. 293 00:11:47,102 --> 00:11:48,234 Hey, let's watch TV. 294 00:11:48,321 --> 00:11:49,539 - Uh... 295 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,454 Oh, yeah. 296 00:11:51,541 --> 00:11:52,804 That's a good idea. 297 00:11:54,762 --> 00:11:56,416 This is gonna be cool. 298 00:11:56,503 --> 00:11:58,244 - Yeah, TV, yeah. 299 00:11:58,331 --> 00:12:00,550 - Uh, it won't open. 300 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,900 - Why not? 301 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:03,902 - Uh, I don't know. 302 00:12:04,772 --> 00:12:07,079 - Oh, maybe it's because I locked it. 303 00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:09,081 - Damn it, Beavis. Why did you do that? 304 00:12:09,168 --> 00:12:11,779 - Well, I watched a movie about a ghost, 305 00:12:11,866 --> 00:12:13,912 and I got scared. 306 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:14,956 - What movie? 307 00:12:15,043 --> 00:12:17,002 - It's called "Ghost." 308 00:12:17,089 --> 00:12:18,830 Really scary. 309 00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:21,354 - Uh, do you have a key? 310 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,485 - No. 311 00:12:22,572 --> 00:12:24,096 - So how are we supposed to get in? 312 00:12:24,183 --> 00:12:25,837 - I figured we could just knock. 313 00:12:25,924 --> 00:12:28,404 You know, one of us is usually there, you know? 314 00:12:28,491 --> 00:12:31,233 - Uh, we're both out here, Beavis. 315 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,496 - Oh, yeah, yeah. [chuckles] 316 00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:35,760 I'll be damned. 317 00:12:35,847 --> 00:12:37,022 - Stand back, Beavis. 318 00:12:37,109 --> 00:12:38,850 I'm gonna kick it down, 319 00:12:38,937 --> 00:12:40,155 and there's gonna be, like, 320 00:12:40,242 --> 00:12:42,070 pieces of door flying everywhere. 321 00:12:42,157 --> 00:12:43,724 - Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. Cool. 322 00:12:43,811 --> 00:12:45,378 [both chuckling] 323 00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:48,860 - Ugh. 324 00:12:48,947 --> 00:12:52,037 - Um, the door's still there, Butt-Head. 325 00:12:52,124 --> 00:12:54,169 - This door is strong. 326 00:12:54,256 --> 00:12:55,431 - I'm gonna go check the back door. 327 00:12:55,518 --> 00:12:57,564 [both chuckling] 328 00:12:57,651 --> 00:13:00,175 - Back door. 329 00:13:00,262 --> 00:13:02,482 The back door is the house's butt. 330 00:13:03,570 --> 00:13:05,659 - [chuckles] 331 00:13:05,746 --> 00:13:07,487 Back door. 332 00:13:07,574 --> 00:13:08,836 - Damn it. 333 00:13:08,923 --> 00:13:11,360 This house is pissing me off. 334 00:13:11,447 --> 00:13:14,668 - Butt-Head, maybe you should kick harder. 335 00:13:14,755 --> 00:13:17,584 - Uh, okay, Beavis. 336 00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:18,933 - Ah! Cut it out, Butt-Head. 337 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:21,196 I'm gonna kick your ass. 338 00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:23,938 [both grunting] 339 00:13:25,766 --> 00:13:27,507 - Whoa. 340 00:13:27,594 --> 00:13:28,900 That was cool. 341 00:13:28,987 --> 00:13:31,728 - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 342 00:13:31,816 --> 00:13:33,992 - Well, what are you waiting for, Beavis? 343 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:35,907 Climb in. 344 00:13:35,994 --> 00:13:37,517 Ladies first. 345 00:13:37,604 --> 00:13:39,824 - Yeah, that's cool. It's like we're breaking in. 346 00:13:39,911 --> 00:13:41,347 Breaking in. 347 00:13:42,565 --> 00:13:43,697 [ding] 348 00:13:43,784 --> 00:13:45,307 Uh, I don't know, Butt-Head. 349 00:13:45,394 --> 00:13:47,005 - This was your idea, Beavis. 350 00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:49,137 - Oh, yeah. 351 00:13:49,224 --> 00:13:51,313 It was my hose, yeah. [chuckles] 352 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,445 - Hose. 353 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:53,968 [both chuckling] 354 00:13:54,055 --> 00:13:56,318 Now get the hell in there, Beavis. 355 00:13:56,405 --> 00:13:57,972 - Wait a minute. Wait, Butt-Head. No, no, wait. 356 00:13:58,059 --> 00:13:59,147 Wait, wait, no, no. 357 00:13:59,234 --> 00:14:00,018 - What's your problem, buttmunch? 358 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:01,454 - No, no, no, no! 359 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:02,455 Ah! 360 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,457 My nads! 361 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,416 - Beavis, you dumbass. What are you doing? 362 00:14:07,503 --> 00:14:08,940 Guess I'll have to do this myself. 363 00:14:11,029 --> 00:14:13,553 - Ah! - Ah! 364 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,859 - Damn it. 365 00:14:14,946 --> 00:14:17,426 [both groaning] 366 00:14:17,513 --> 00:14:19,907 - Butt-Head? 367 00:14:19,994 --> 00:14:21,387 - Yeah? 368 00:14:21,474 --> 00:14:23,345 - Do your nads hurt? 369 00:14:23,432 --> 00:14:25,173 - Uh, yes. 370 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,916 - So do mine. 371 00:14:29,003 --> 00:14:32,311 I'm gonna go in the house and get a band-aid, Butt-Head. 372 00:14:32,398 --> 00:14:34,356 Do you have a key? 373 00:14:34,443 --> 00:14:35,967 - Beavis. 374 00:14:36,054 --> 00:14:38,752 You're the dumbest of asses. 375 00:14:38,839 --> 00:14:42,060 [gentle music] 376 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:45,106 - Dandelions. 377 00:14:45,193 --> 00:14:47,413 - I like to blow on dandelions 378 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,981 'cause it messes up other people's lawns. 379 00:14:50,068 --> 00:14:51,939 It's, like, hard work, 380 00:14:52,026 --> 00:14:54,115 but it's worth it to spread weeds. 381 00:14:54,202 --> 00:14:55,943 [both chuckling] 382 00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:58,337 - Yeah, weeds are cool. 383 00:14:58,424 --> 00:15:00,905 - ♪ But your mama always said ♪ 384 00:15:00,992 --> 00:15:03,342 ♪ Look up into the skies ♪ 385 00:15:03,429 --> 00:15:05,779 ♪ Find the sun on a cloudy day ♪ 386 00:15:05,866 --> 00:15:07,346 - What's she saying? 387 00:15:07,433 --> 00:15:09,914 "Mama always said look up into the sky"? 388 00:15:10,001 --> 00:15:13,265 - My mom never said anything like that. 389 00:15:13,352 --> 00:15:15,658 - Yeah, really, neither did mine. 390 00:15:15,745 --> 00:15:19,140 Be like, "Beavis, mama's got the liquor flu. 391 00:15:19,227 --> 00:15:20,794 "Get out of here, and close the door. 392 00:15:20,881 --> 00:15:21,708 Don't slam it." 393 00:15:23,710 --> 00:15:25,668 - ♪ Mama always said that she's hungover ♪ 394 00:15:25,755 --> 00:15:29,194 ♪ Just make yourself some cheerios ♪ 395 00:15:29,281 --> 00:15:31,500 - ♪ Mama always said there's food in the fridge ♪ 396 00:15:31,587 --> 00:15:34,155 ♪ I'll be back in about two weeks ♪ 397 00:15:36,592 --> 00:15:38,246 You think this is, like, 398 00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:41,684 like, from a new Pixar movie or something? 399 00:15:41,771 --> 00:15:45,950 - Uh, this is cooler than Pixar. 400 00:15:46,037 --> 00:15:48,213 Pixar sucks. 401 00:15:50,606 --> 00:15:52,260 - Oh, oh, Butt-Head, 402 00:15:52,347 --> 00:15:53,870 Butt-Head, Butt-Head. 403 00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:55,002 I got something to say. 404 00:15:55,089 --> 00:15:56,786 [chuckles] 405 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,353 - Go ahead, Beavis. 406 00:15:58,440 --> 00:15:59,615 - Yeah, I was just thinking, 407 00:15:59,702 --> 00:16:01,791 you know, 'cause you said "Pixar." 408 00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,577 I was just thinking... [chuckling] 409 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,013 Dixar. 410 00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:08,885 [giggles] 411 00:16:08,973 --> 00:16:11,801 - God damn it, Beavis, you still got it. 412 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,979 [both chuckling] 413 00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:16,328 - Oh, thanks, Butt-Head. 414 00:16:16,415 --> 00:16:17,894 You know, sometimes, you know, 415 00:16:17,982 --> 00:16:19,418 it just comes to me. 416 00:16:19,505 --> 00:16:21,942 I don't know where it comes from, you know? 417 00:16:22,029 --> 00:16:24,336 - Don't even question where it comes from, Beavis. 418 00:16:24,423 --> 00:16:26,120 It is a gift. 419 00:16:26,207 --> 00:16:29,036 But also a responsibility. 420 00:16:29,123 --> 00:16:32,561 Uh, do you have any other good ones? 421 00:16:32,648 --> 00:16:35,477 - Well, you know, I was thinking of one. 422 00:16:35,564 --> 00:16:37,479 You know, like, instead of "DreamWorks," 423 00:16:37,566 --> 00:16:40,874 it would be Shlong-Works. 424 00:16:40,961 --> 00:16:44,878 Yeah, I don't know. I guess that's not very good. 425 00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:46,923 - Ugh. 426 00:16:47,011 --> 00:16:49,100 It sure isn't, Beavis. 427 00:16:49,187 --> 00:16:52,103 That's worse than not very good. 428 00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:55,280 That's horrible. 429 00:16:55,367 --> 00:16:56,629 You're back to being worthless. 430 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,631 [chuckles] 431 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,416 You ruined everything. 432 00:17:01,503 --> 00:17:03,679 - Come on, Butt-Head. 433 00:17:03,766 --> 00:17:06,378 I mean, Dixar is still pretty good, right? 434 00:17:06,465 --> 00:17:09,598 - Dixar was a long time ago, Beavis. 435 00:17:09,685 --> 00:17:11,513 I don't even know if that's funny anymore. 436 00:17:16,388 --> 00:17:18,303 - Okay, Beavis, here's the deal. 437 00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:21,045 We put one end of the chain on Mr. Anderson's truck, 438 00:17:21,132 --> 00:17:23,220 and the other end on our doorknob, 439 00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:24,744 and then when he drives away, 440 00:17:24,831 --> 00:17:27,138 he'll pull off our door. 441 00:17:27,225 --> 00:17:31,098 - Pull off. [chuckles] 442 00:17:31,185 --> 00:17:33,057 - Now go put the other end on our doorknob. 443 00:17:33,144 --> 00:17:35,189 [chuckles] Knob. 444 00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:39,672 [doorbell rings] 445 00:17:41,587 --> 00:17:43,328 - Can I help you fellas? 446 00:17:43,415 --> 00:17:47,462 - Uh, some kids, like, keyed your truck. 447 00:17:47,549 --> 00:17:49,986 - My brand new truck? - Yeah, yeah. 448 00:17:50,074 --> 00:17:51,684 - Yeah, we saw them run down the street. 449 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,251 They took your chain too. 450 00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:55,166 - Yeah. 451 00:17:55,253 --> 00:17:57,081 You can probably catch them if you get in your truck 452 00:17:57,168 --> 00:17:59,561 and go, like, really fast that way. 453 00:17:59,648 --> 00:18:03,261 - Well, then that's exactly what I'm gonna do. 454 00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,828 It's probably those two damn boys, 455 00:18:05,915 --> 00:18:07,395 Bufford and Bernardo. 456 00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:09,223 - Uh, yeah. 457 00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:11,486 Probably. 458 00:18:11,573 --> 00:18:13,358 - Yeah, it was Bernardo! 459 00:18:13,445 --> 00:18:16,839 - Marcy, it's that Bernardo and Bufford again. 460 00:18:16,926 --> 00:18:18,667 I'm gonna go get them. 461 00:18:18,754 --> 00:18:20,713 - [chuckles] Look at him. 462 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,456 [both chuckling] 463 00:18:24,543 --> 00:18:26,501 Beavis, you dumbass. 464 00:18:26,588 --> 00:18:27,807 You were supposed to put the other end of the chain 465 00:18:27,894 --> 00:18:29,243 on the doorknob. 466 00:18:29,330 --> 00:18:31,985 - I did, yeah. Yeah, it's on the door knob. 467 00:18:32,072 --> 00:18:33,900 - It's in your hand, dumbass. 468 00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:35,467 - Oh, yeah, yeah. 469 00:18:35,554 --> 00:18:38,122 Yeah, I don't know. I guess I forgot. Yeah. 470 00:18:38,209 --> 00:18:40,950 - Go put it on now, butthole. Hurry up. 471 00:18:42,648 --> 00:18:44,954 - Boy, when I catch those two boys, 472 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,869 I'm liable to take them to the woodshed, 473 00:18:46,956 --> 00:18:48,219 I'll tell you what. 474 00:18:48,306 --> 00:18:49,524 - Hurry the hell up, Beavis. 475 00:18:49,611 --> 00:18:52,440 - What? 476 00:18:52,527 --> 00:18:54,790 What'd you say? I couldn't hear you. 477 00:18:54,877 --> 00:18:57,489 - I said hurry up, you ass-wagon. 478 00:18:57,576 --> 00:18:59,665 Get over there. 479 00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:02,581 - Well, I don't see where they keyed it, 480 00:19:02,668 --> 00:19:04,713 but those boys wouldn't lie. 481 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,889 Not like those other two. 482 00:19:08,195 --> 00:19:10,197 - [chuckles] Bernardo. 483 00:19:10,284 --> 00:19:11,938 [grunts] 484 00:19:13,809 --> 00:19:14,723 [engine starts] 485 00:19:14,810 --> 00:19:16,464 Uh-oh. 486 00:19:16,551 --> 00:19:19,728 - That damn Bufford and Bernardo. 487 00:19:19,815 --> 00:19:22,818 Boy, I shouldn't be driving when I'm this mad. 488 00:19:22,905 --> 00:19:24,994 - [grunts] Damn it. 489 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,822 I'll just put it on this knob right here. 490 00:19:26,909 --> 00:19:28,520 [chuckles] 491 00:19:28,607 --> 00:19:30,522 Knob. 492 00:19:31,523 --> 00:19:33,568 - We'll be in our house in no time, Beavis. 493 00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:34,787 - Yeah. 494 00:19:37,311 --> 00:19:39,966 [tires squeak] - What the hell? 495 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:44,710 This is a brand new truck with 510-foot pounds of torque. 496 00:19:44,797 --> 00:19:48,322 Well, time to kick it into all-wheel drive. 497 00:19:52,935 --> 00:19:54,285 both: Whoa. 498 00:19:54,372 --> 00:19:56,025 - That was cool. - Yeah. 499 00:20:02,597 --> 00:20:04,643 - We got in. 500 00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:06,601 - Yeah, it's like we worked together, 501 00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:08,081 and we did it. 502 00:20:08,168 --> 00:20:10,039 Feels pretty good, yeah. 503 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,824 - And now the house looks cool. 504 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,304 - Yeah, yeah. 505 00:20:17,743 --> 00:20:20,789 - Boy, these new engines just purr like a kitten, 506 00:20:20,876 --> 00:20:22,922 I tell you what. 507 00:20:23,009 --> 00:20:26,404 Now where the hell are those two son of a bitching bastards? 508 00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:28,275 [sirens wailing] - Pull over! 509 00:20:32,801 --> 00:20:35,543 - Are you boys looking for Bufford and Bernardo-- 510 00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:38,503 - Get out of the car! Make a T! 511 00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:39,721 - Make a what now? 512 00:20:39,808 --> 00:20:41,070 Ah! 513 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,507 - Hands on your head. 514 00:20:42,594 --> 00:20:44,335 [smacks and grunts] 515 00:20:44,422 --> 00:20:47,033 - This hole really kicks ass. 516 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:50,036 - I wouldn't take that attitude if I were you, officer. 517 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,691 - He's got a gun! Yeah, take him down. 518 00:20:52,778 --> 00:20:54,127 Mess him up. 519 00:20:57,086 --> 00:21:00,002 [rock music] 520 00:21:00,089 --> 00:21:06,835 ♪ ♪ 521 00:21:21,937 --> 00:21:22,851 - Chirp.