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This is our most advanced
VR glasses yet
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with almost no latency.
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Try them on,
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and you truly feel like you're
going inside the video game.
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Whoa.
Did you hear that, Beavis?
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Oh, yeah, he said, "Feel like
you're going inside."
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Uh, no, dumbass.
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He said those glasses
make you feel like
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you're going
inside a video game.
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Let's try them, Beavis.
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I've always wanted to,
like, go inside a video game
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and eat some coins and kick
Luigi in the nads.
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Yeah, that would be cool.
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Uh, let's see here.
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These ones look pretty cool.
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Just put these on here.
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- Whoa.
- Whoa.
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- These graphics are amazing.
- Wow.
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It looks like we're really
in some kind
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of a mall or something.
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Yeah,
looks just like real life,
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but it's a little bit darker.
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It's amazing.
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Whoa, look.
They even have a Hot Topic.
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This game kicks ass.
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It's really amazing. Yeah.
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Let's go kick ass
on some noobs, yeah.
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Is he trying
to teach singing or reading?
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I don't know, but I don't
wanna learn either one.
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Yeah, really.
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Yeah, this is kinda catchy.
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Yeah, that is kinda catchy.
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It's like a song
about your mom.
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No, you're off, Butt-Head.
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Wait a minute.
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Shut up, Butt-Head.
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What's in that purple door
back there?
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It's got, like, a padlock
on it. [chuckles]
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That's where he keeps
his wife's skeleton.
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That's pretty dark,
Butt-Head.
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Uh, sorry, Beavis.
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Just trying
to have a little fun.
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Damn it,
is he teaching counting now?
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He's not even
doing it right.
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Yeah. One, two, three, one?
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Yeah, it goes
one, two, three, four.
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Beat your meat
upon the floor.
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Beat your meat.
both: Beat your meat.
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Five, six, seven, eight,
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beat your meat
with a roller skate.
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Beat your meat.
Beat your meat.
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13, 14, 15, 16...
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both: Beat your meat
without resisting.
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Beat your meat. Beat your meat.
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17, 18, 19, 20.
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Beat your meat,
you still got plenty.
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both: Beat your meat.
Beat your meat.
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Uh...
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Wait, what's nine, ten,
eleven, twelve?
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It's "nine, ten,
eleven, twelve,
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"beat your meat
until it swells.
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Beat your meat.
Beat your meat."
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Now that's a good song.
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You know who would sing
that song really good?
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Adele.
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Yeah, she'd be great,
you know?
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Give it a woman's perspective,
you know.
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Beat your meat.
Beat your meat.
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Whoa.
It really is realistic.
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It sure is, Beavis.
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Let's go, like,
look at stuff up close.
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Whoa, check it out, Beavis.
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It looks just like a real guy.
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And his butt looks
just like a real butt.
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Wow. This technology has
really come a long ways,
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you know what I'm saying?
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Whoa, and you can
even interact with it, wow.
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Hey, back off, buddy.
What's wrong with you?
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They even programmed him
to act mad
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when you stick your face
in his butt.
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It's amazing.
It's just like a real mall.
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Ow.
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It feels just like real pain.
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How do they do it?
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Whoa. This is cool.
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We're in the water level, Beavis.
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Check it out.
- Yeah.
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I don't know, Butt-Head.
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The water doesn't feel
that real.
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Feels kinda fake, actually.
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I guess you have to, like,
pay extra for the pro model.
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Butt-Head, what are we
supposed to do in this game?
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You dumbass, don't you know
anything about video games?
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We're supposed to, like,
go find some weapons,
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and then at the end
of the level,
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we kill a boss.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I think we need to, like,
talk to some NPCs.
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Hi, would you like to try
our blueberry mint tea?
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No. Can you, like,
give us a mission?
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Yeah, because
we just started this game,
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and we need, like,
a flamethrower or something.
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- What?
- We need a mission, dumbass.
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Is there, like,
someone we can kill
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and then you'll give us
a sword or something?
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Can you guys just go do this
somewhere else?
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You can't just come up
to people trying to--
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Is there, like,
a button to press
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so we can skip him talking?
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You can just come up to
people trying to do their job,
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and just start saying weird...
- Hey, come on. Skip. Skip!
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- To get a reaction.
- It's not working, Butt-Head.
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I don't wanna have
to call security.
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That's not what I'm about,
you know, man?
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Skip. Come on, skip.
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This interaction sucks.
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Let's go find a flamethrower
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so we can come back
and blow him up.
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"I don't wanna have
to call security.
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That's not what I'm about."
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So what do we do now,
Butt-Head?
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Uh, well, let's see.
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We're on level two
of this game now,
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so we probably have
some new powers.
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Cool. Like what?
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Uh...
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I think we can go outside
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and, like,
carjack a car or something.
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And go get a laser gun
or, like, a battle axe. Yeah.
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Hmm. Let's see.
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Which car should we jack?
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That one looks pretty good.
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Well, let's go carjack it.
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Yeah, this is gonna be cool.
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Hey, hey, slow down.
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Hey, come back here.
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Damn it.
You screwed it all up, Beavis.
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Damn it.
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This game is hard.
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I wanna start over.
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Uh, yeah, good idea.
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How do we do that?
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We need to, like, die.
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And then we can
come back to life
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at the beginning
of the level and start over.
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Oh, yeah, cool.
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So how do we, like, die?
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Uh...
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I got an idea, Beavis.
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Yeah? What is it?
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Ah!
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Uh...
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You butthole,
you're still alive.
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Are you sure?
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Damn it, Beavis,
you suck at video games.
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Let me show you
how it's done.
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Okay, here we go.
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Just go ahead and--
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Ooh! Uh!
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Oh, my God. Are you okay?
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Uh, no.
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I'm still alive.
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Get back in your car
and run me over again, dumbass.
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What are you doing?
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One more oughta do it.
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She dresses
like what stupid people
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think smart people dress like.
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Uh, that that stuff,
like,
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at a crime scene?
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Like, if you have DNA,
it means you're guilty.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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That's why I never spank
my monkey near a crime scene.
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You know?
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Oh, yeah.
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That's pretty smart, Beavis.
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Oh, God.
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Firemen.
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- Yeah.
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Those firemen,
they're always, like,
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like, being heroes.
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And getting medals and stuff.
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But all they do is just
sit around and wait
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and play checkers,
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and, like,
do bachelorette parties.
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And then as soon
as I wanna burn something,
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they come and put it out.
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I remember the first time
I found out what firemen do.
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I was little, and I was
in this vacant lot,
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and I started a fire,
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and then the firemen showed up,
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and then they brought out
this firehose,
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and I was like, yeah, cool,
a firehose, yeah.
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But guess what comes out
of the firehose?
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Just guess.
I want you to guess.
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Everyone knows what comes out
of a firehose.
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No, no,
it's not what you think.
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I'll give you a hint.
It's not fire.
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It's water! You believe that?
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And then they just put it out,
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and then they told me a bunch
of stuff of how fire is bad,
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and then they took me back
to my mom.
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You know, they should call
them watermen. Yeah.
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That's what I call them,
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when I'm not calling them
son of a bitches.
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You thought firemen
start fires?
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Yeah, I mean,
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you know, the garbageman
just, like,
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spreads garbage everywhere.
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I mean, why not?
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I just thought,
you know, the firemen.
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I mean, they did save my life
four times, you know, so...
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Yeah, maybe they're not
all bad. I don't know.
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Son of a bitches.
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Never meet your heroes.
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Whoa.
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Whoa, I think it worked,
Butt-Head.
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We died, and we're at
the beginning of the level.
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These glasses are amazing.
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Uh, Beavis?
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What?
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We're not wearing
the glasses.
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Oh. So we're not
in the game anymore?
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Uh, I guess not.
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Oh, so we're just, like,
in a hospital?
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Uh, looks like it.
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Damn it. This sucks.
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Uh, wait a minute.
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There's the glasses.
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Whoa. It did work.
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We're at the beginning
of the level.
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We're in some sort
of hospital-like room.
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Look, I've got a weapon.
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It's like a white club.
- Whoa.
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I've got one too.
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It's, like, a spear
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with a bag on it.
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Okay, Beavis.
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Time to quit screwing around
and go kill everything we see.
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Oh, there you are.
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Thank God you're alive.
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I'm so sorry--
- Let's kill him, Beavis.
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What?
Look, I don't blame you--
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- Die!
- Club his ass, Beavis.
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Ah! I understand why
you're angry.
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Ah!
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Finally killing a boss,
yeah!
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I'll let you hit me
two more times, but that's it.
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Let's go kill the doctors.
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Yeah! Yeah!