1 00:00:02,350 --> 00:00:06,832 ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:09,139 [both chuckling] 3 00:00:09,226 --> 00:00:12,142 [rock music] 4 00:00:12,229 --> 00:00:17,017 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:28,419 [both chuckling] 6 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:30,856 This is our most advanced VR glasses yet 7 00:00:30,943 --> 00:00:32,771 with almost no latency. 8 00:00:32,858 --> 00:00:34,512 Try them on, 9 00:00:34,599 --> 00:00:37,472 and you truly feel like you're going inside the video game. 10 00:00:37,559 --> 00:00:39,822 Whoa. Did you hear that, Beavis? 11 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:43,608 Oh, yeah, he said, "Feel like you're going inside." 12 00:00:43,695 --> 00:00:45,958 [both chuckling] 13 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,960 Uh, no, dumbass. 14 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,875 He said those glasses make you feel like 15 00:00:49,962 --> 00:00:51,877 you're going inside a video game. 16 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:53,662 Let's try them, Beavis. 17 00:00:53,749 --> 00:00:55,664 I've always wanted to, like, go inside a video game 18 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:59,059 and eat some coins and kick Luigi in the nads. 19 00:00:59,146 --> 00:01:00,321 Yeah, that would be cool. 20 00:01:00,408 --> 00:01:03,628 Uh, let's see here. 21 00:01:03,715 --> 00:01:05,239 These ones look pretty cool. 22 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:06,805 [both chuckling] 23 00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:10,244 Just put these on here. [chuckles] 24 00:01:10,331 --> 00:01:12,985 - Whoa. - Whoa. 25 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:16,076 - These graphics are amazing. - Wow. 26 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:17,860 It looks like we're really in some kind 27 00:01:17,947 --> 00:01:19,253 of a mall or something. 28 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,255 Yeah, looks just like real life, 29 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:23,300 but it's a little bit darker. 30 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:25,737 It's amazing. [both chuckling] 31 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:28,566 Whoa, look. They even have a Hot Topic. 32 00:01:28,653 --> 00:01:30,655 This game kicks ass. 33 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:32,918 It's really amazing. Yeah. 34 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:35,182 Let's go kick ass on some noobs, yeah. 35 00:01:38,054 --> 00:01:39,708 [plays pitch on piano] 36 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:43,103 [hums pitch] 37 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:44,669 [plays pitch an octave down] 38 00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:46,845 Is he trying to teach singing or reading? 39 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:49,848 I don't know, but I don't wanna learn either one. 40 00:01:49,935 --> 00:01:51,372 Yeah, really. 41 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:55,854 ♪ Mum mum mum mum-mum-mum, mum mum mum mum ♪ 42 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:57,291 [plays new key] 43 00:01:57,378 --> 00:02:01,599 [humming along] 44 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:03,949 Yeah, this is kinda catchy. 45 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:08,824 ♪ Mum mum mum mum-mum-mum, mum mum mum mum ♪ 46 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:11,696 Yeah, that is kinda catchy. 47 00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:15,570 It's like a song about your mom. 48 00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:19,051 ♪ Beavis's mom, mom, mom, mom is a slut ♪ 49 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,270 [chuckles] 50 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:22,490 No, you're off, Butt-Head. 51 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:26,755 ♪ [brightly] Beavis's mom-mom-mom, mom is a slut ♪ 52 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:28,060 Wait a minute. - [chuckles] 53 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,584 Shut up, Butt-Head. 54 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:30,976 ♪ Na ba, na ba, na ba, na ba ♪ 55 00:02:31,063 --> 00:02:32,848 What's in that purple door back there? 56 00:02:32,935 --> 00:02:35,807 It's got, like, a padlock on it. [chuckles] 57 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:38,158 That's where he keeps his wife's skeleton. 58 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:41,639 [both chuckling] 59 00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:45,469 That's pretty dark, Butt-Head. 60 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:47,602 Uh, sorry, Beavis. 61 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:51,258 [chuckles] Just trying to have a little fun. 62 00:02:51,345 --> 00:02:55,305 ♪ One two three, one two three, one two three, one ♪ 63 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:57,786 Damn it, is he teaching counting now? 64 00:02:57,873 --> 00:02:59,570 ♪ One two three, one two three, one ♪ 65 00:02:59,657 --> 00:03:01,572 He's not even doing it right. 66 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:05,446 Yeah. One, two, three, one? 67 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:08,144 Yeah, it goes one, two, three, four. 68 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:09,624 [chanting] Beat your meat upon the floor. 69 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:12,975 Beat your meat. both: Beat your meat. 70 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:14,542 Five, six, seven, eight, 71 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:15,586 beat your meat with a roller skate. 72 00:03:15,673 --> 00:03:18,459 Beat your meat. Beat your meat. 73 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:20,504 13, 14, 15, 16... 74 00:03:20,591 --> 00:03:22,332 both: Beat your meat without resisting. 75 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,856 Beat your meat. Beat your meat. 76 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:26,684 17, 18, 19, 20. 77 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:28,556 Beat your meat, you still got plenty. 78 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:31,820 both: Beat your meat. Beat your meat. 79 00:03:31,907 --> 00:03:33,648 Uh... 80 00:03:33,735 --> 00:03:35,867 Wait, what's nine, ten, eleven, twelve? 81 00:03:35,954 --> 00:03:37,782 It's "nine, ten, eleven, twelve, 82 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:39,654 "beat your meat until it swells. 83 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:42,744 Beat your meat. Beat your meat." 84 00:03:42,831 --> 00:03:44,833 Now that's a good song. [chuckles] 85 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,357 You know who would sing that song really good? 86 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:49,490 Adele. [chuckles] 87 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:51,840 Yeah, she'd be great, you know? 88 00:03:51,927 --> 00:03:54,538 Give it a woman's perspective, you know. 89 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:57,324 Beat your meat. Beat your meat. 90 00:03:57,411 --> 00:04:00,240 [both chuckling] 91 00:04:01,197 --> 00:04:03,591 Whoa. It really is realistic. 92 00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:05,157 It sure is, Beavis. 93 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,811 Let's go, like, look at stuff up close. 94 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:08,291 [chuckles] 95 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:09,727 Whoa, check it out, Beavis. 96 00:04:09,814 --> 00:04:12,904 It looks just like a real guy. 97 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:15,646 And his butt looks just like a real butt. 98 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:18,170 Wow. This technology has really come a long ways, 99 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,694 you know what I'm saying? 100 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:21,391 Whoa, and you can even interact with it, wow. 101 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:24,220 Hey, back off, buddy. What's wrong with you? 102 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:26,135 They even programmed him to act mad 103 00:04:26,222 --> 00:04:27,963 when you stick your face in his butt. 104 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:30,966 It's amazing. It's just like a real mall. 105 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:32,750 [chuckles] 106 00:04:32,837 --> 00:04:34,361 Ow. 107 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:36,014 It feels just like real pain. 108 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:36,972 How do they do it? 109 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:42,064 Whoa. This is cool. 110 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:43,761 We're in the water level, Beavis. 111 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:45,502 Check it out. - Yeah. 112 00:04:45,589 --> 00:04:46,982 I don't know, Butt-Head. 113 00:04:47,069 --> 00:04:49,593 The water doesn't feel that real. 114 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,292 Feels kinda fake, actually. 115 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:55,338 I guess you have to, like, pay extra for the pro model. 116 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:58,167 Butt-Head, what are we supposed to do in this game? 117 00:04:58,254 --> 00:05:01,126 You dumbass, don't you know anything about video games? 118 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:03,564 We're supposed to, like, go find some weapons, 119 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:05,522 and then at the end of the level, 120 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:07,742 we kill a boss. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 121 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:11,136 I think we need to, like, talk to some NPCs. 122 00:05:11,223 --> 00:05:14,139 [chuckles] 123 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:17,229 Hi, would you like to try our blueberry mint tea? 124 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:20,102 No. Can you, like, give us a mission? 125 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:22,452 Yeah, because we just started this game, 126 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:24,976 and we need, like, a flamethrower or something. 127 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:27,239 - What? - We need a mission, dumbass. 128 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,894 Is there, like, someone we can kill 129 00:05:29,981 --> 00:05:31,374 and then you'll give us a sword or something? 130 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:33,289 Can you guys just go do this somewhere else? 131 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:34,595 You can't just come up to people trying to-- 132 00:05:34,682 --> 00:05:35,726 Is there, like, a button to press 133 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:37,380 so we can skip him talking? 134 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:40,078 You can just come up to people trying to do their job, 135 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:42,167 and just start saying weird... - Hey, come on. Skip. Skip! 136 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:43,734 - To get a reaction. - It's not working, Butt-Head. 137 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:45,693 I don't wanna have to call security. 138 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:46,520 That's not what I'm about, you know, man? 139 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:47,869 Skip. Come on, skip. 140 00:05:47,956 --> 00:05:49,436 This interaction sucks. 141 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:51,655 Let's go find a flamethrower 142 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:54,789 so we can come back and blow him up. 143 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:56,268 "I don't wanna have to call security. 144 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,922 That's not what I'm about." 145 00:05:58,009 --> 00:05:59,489 [both chuckling] 146 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:06,235 So what do we do now, Butt-Head? 147 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:08,672 Uh, well, let's see. 148 00:06:08,759 --> 00:06:10,631 We're on level two of this game now, 149 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:12,633 so we probably have some new powers. 150 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,983 Cool. Like what? 151 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:16,071 Uh... 152 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:17,507 I think we can go outside 153 00:06:17,594 --> 00:06:20,510 and, like, carjack a car or something. 154 00:06:20,597 --> 00:06:23,339 And go get a laser gun or, like, a battle axe. Yeah. 155 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:29,214 Hmm. Let's see. 156 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:31,260 Which car should we jack? 157 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:35,786 That one looks pretty good. 158 00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:37,962 Well, let's go carjack it. 159 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:39,790 Yeah, this is gonna be cool. 160 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:42,358 [engine revs, both shout] 161 00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:44,665 Hey, hey, slow down. [tires screech] 162 00:06:44,752 --> 00:06:46,318 Hey, come back here. 163 00:06:47,885 --> 00:06:51,019 Damn it. You screwed it all up, Beavis. 164 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:52,586 Damn it. 165 00:06:52,673 --> 00:06:54,326 This game is hard. 166 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,719 I wanna start over. 167 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:58,156 Uh, yeah, good idea. 168 00:06:58,243 --> 00:07:00,550 How do we do that? 169 00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:02,509 We need to, like, die. 170 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:03,945 And then we can come back to life 171 00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:06,077 at the beginning of the level and start over. 172 00:07:06,164 --> 00:07:07,644 Oh, yeah, cool. [chuckles] 173 00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:09,080 So how do we, like, die? 174 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:10,430 Uh... 175 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:12,127 I got an idea, Beavis. 176 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:13,215 Yeah? What is it? 177 00:07:13,302 --> 00:07:15,086 Ah! 178 00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:17,349 [chuckles] 179 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,612 Uh... 180 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:22,267 You butthole, you're still alive. 181 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:23,791 Are you sure? 182 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:26,533 Damn it, Beavis, you suck at video games. 183 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:28,883 Let me show you how it's done. 184 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:31,015 Okay, here we go. 185 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:32,147 Just go ahead and-- 186 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:35,759 Ooh! Uh! [chuckles] 187 00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:38,022 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 188 00:07:38,109 --> 00:07:39,720 Uh, no. 189 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:42,026 I'm still alive. 190 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:45,029 Get back in your car and run me over again, dumbass. 191 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:46,770 [grunting] 192 00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:48,163 What are you doing? 193 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,730 One more oughta do it. 194 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:51,079 [grunts] 195 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:55,997 [chill music] 196 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:59,304 [humming] 197 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:01,132 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 198 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:03,047 ♪ ♪ 199 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:04,875 ♪ Didn't know that I could dance like this ♪ 200 00:08:04,962 --> 00:08:06,964 She dresses like what stupid people 201 00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:10,098 think smart people dress like. 202 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:13,057 ♪ Maybe genetics in my DNA ♪ 203 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:15,756 ♪ Something in my brain ♪ - What is DNA again? 204 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:19,020 Uh, that that stuff, like, 205 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:20,717 at a crime scene? 206 00:08:20,804 --> 00:08:24,199 Like, if you have DNA, it means you're guilty. 207 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:25,853 Oh, yeah, yeah. 208 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:28,638 That's why I never spank my monkey near a crime scene. 209 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,292 You know? [chuckles] 210 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:32,250 Oh, yeah. 211 00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:33,774 That's pretty smart, Beavis. 212 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:38,953 Oh, God. 213 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,345 Firemen. 214 00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:43,392 - Yeah. - [chuckles] 215 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:45,350 Those firemen, they're always, like, 216 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:47,222 like, being heroes. 217 00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:48,919 And getting medals and stuff. 218 00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:51,269 But all they do is just sit around and wait 219 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:53,315 and play checkers, 220 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:56,100 and, like, do bachelorette parties. 221 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:58,146 And then as soon as I wanna burn something, 222 00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,582 they come and put it out. 223 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:01,149 [both chuckling] 224 00:09:01,236 --> 00:09:04,761 I remember the first time I found out what firemen do. 225 00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:07,242 I was little, and I was in this vacant lot, 226 00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:09,287 and I started a fire, 227 00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:11,028 and then the firemen showed up, 228 00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:12,943 and then they brought out this firehose, 229 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:16,338 and I was like, yeah, cool, a firehose, yeah. 230 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:19,123 But guess what comes out of the firehose? 231 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:21,082 Just guess. I want you to guess. 232 00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:24,085 Everyone knows what comes out of a firehose. 233 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,782 No, no, it's not what you think. 234 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:29,133 I'll give you a hint. It's not fire. 235 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:31,135 It's water! You believe that? 236 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:34,922 And then they just put it out, 237 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:37,577 and then they told me a bunch of stuff of how fire is bad, 238 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,404 and then they took me back to my mom. 239 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:43,408 You know, they should call them watermen. Yeah. 240 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:45,019 That's what I call them, 241 00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:47,935 when I'm not calling them son of a bitches. 242 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:50,198 You thought firemen start fires? 243 00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:51,765 Yeah, I mean, 244 00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:53,114 you know, the garbageman just, like, 245 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:54,419 spreads garbage everywhere. 246 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:55,943 I mean, why not? 247 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,988 I just thought, you know, the firemen. 248 00:09:58,075 --> 00:10:01,209 I mean, they did save my life four times, you know, so... 249 00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:03,385 Yeah, maybe they're not all bad. I don't know. 250 00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:05,430 Son of a bitches. 251 00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:07,258 [chuckles] 252 00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:08,825 Never meet your heroes. 253 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,701 Whoa. 254 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,354 Whoa, I think it worked, Butt-Head. 255 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,705 We died, and we're at the beginning of the level. 256 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,055 These glasses are amazing. 257 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,926 Uh, Beavis? 258 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:24,188 What? 259 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:26,103 We're not wearing the glasses. 260 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:28,323 Oh. So we're not in the game anymore? 261 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:31,543 Uh, I guess not. 262 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,763 Oh, so we're just, like, in a hospital? 263 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:37,027 Uh, looks like it. 264 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:39,290 Damn it. This sucks. 265 00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:42,859 Uh, wait a minute. 266 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,513 There's the glasses. 267 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:49,300 Whoa. It did work. 268 00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:50,867 We're at the beginning of the level. 269 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:53,522 We're in some sort of hospital-like room. 270 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,785 Look, I've got a weapon. 271 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:58,483 It's like a white club. - Whoa. 272 00:10:58,570 --> 00:10:59,397 I've got one too. 273 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,443 It's, like, a spear 274 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,226 with a bag on it. 275 00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,272 Okay, Beavis. 276 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:08,624 Time to quit screwing around and go kill everything we see. 277 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:09,538 Oh, there you are. 278 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,409 Thank God you're alive. 279 00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:13,934 I'm so sorry-- - Let's kill him, Beavis. 280 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:15,805 What? Look, I don't blame you-- 281 00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,677 - Die! - Club his ass, Beavis. 282 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:20,288 Ah! I understand why you're angry. 283 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,681 Ah! 284 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,639 Finally killing a boss, yeah! 285 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,859 I'll let you hit me two more times, but that's it. 286 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,208 [thuds and shouts] 287 00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:29,036 Let's go kill the doctors. 288 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,646 Yeah! Yeah!