1
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So, like, what should we do
when we get home?

2
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Let me think.

3
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Hey, let's watch TV.

4
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Uh...

5
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Oh, yeah.

6
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That's a good idea.

7
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This is gonna be cool.

8
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Yeah, TV, yeah.

9
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Uh, it won't open.

10
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Why not?

11
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Uh, I don't know.

12
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Oh, maybe
it's because I locked it.

13
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Damn it, Beavis.
Why did you do that?

14
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Well, I watched a movie
about a ghost,

15
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and I got scared.

16
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What movie?

17
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It's called "Ghost."

18
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Really scary.

19
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Uh, do you have a key?

20
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No.

21
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So how are we supposed
to get in?

22
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I figured
we could just knock.

23
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You know, one of us
is usually there, you know?

24
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Uh, we're both out here, Beavis.

25
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Oh, yeah, yeah.

26
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I'll be damned.

27
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Stand back, Beavis.

28
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I'm gonna kick it down,

29
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and there's gonna be, like,

30
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pieces of door
flying everywhere.

31
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Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. Cool.

32
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Ugh.

33
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Um, the door's still there,
Butt-Head.

34
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This door is strong.

35
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I'm gonna go check
the back door.

36
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Back door.

37
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The back door
is the house's butt.

38
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Back door.

39
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Damn it.

40
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This house is pissing me off.

41
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Butt-Head,
maybe you should kick harder.

42
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Uh, okay, Beavis.

43
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Ah!
Cut it out, Butt-Head.

44
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I'm gonna kick your ass.

45
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Whoa.

46
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That was cool.

47
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

48
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Well, what are you
waiting for, Beavis?

49
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Climb in.

50
00:02:03,989 --> 00:02:05,512
Ladies first.

51
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Yeah, that's cool.
It's like we're breaking in.

52
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Breaking in.

53
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Uh, I don't know, Butt-Head.

54
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This was your idea, Beavis.

55
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Oh, yeah.

56
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It was my hose, yeah.

57
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Hose.

58
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Now get the hell in there, Beavis.

59
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Wait a minute.
Wait, Butt-Head. No, no, wait.

60
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Wait, wait, no, no.

61
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What's your problem, buttmunch?

62
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No, no, no, no!

63
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Ah!

64
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My nads!

65
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Beavis, you dumbass.
What are you doing?

66
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Guess I'll have to do this myself.

67
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- Ah!
- Ah!

68
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Damn it.

69
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Butt-Head?

70
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Yeah?

71
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Do your nads hurt?

72
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Uh, yes.

73
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So do mine.

74
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I'm gonna go in the house
and get a band-aid, Butt-Head.

75
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Do you have a key?

76
00:03:02,438 --> 00:03:03,962
Beavis.

77
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You're the dumbest of asses.

78
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<i>Dandelions.</i>

79
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<i>I like to blow on dandelions</i>

80
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'cause it messes up
other people's lawns.

81
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<i>It's, like, hard work,</i>

82
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<i>but it's worth it
to spread weeds.</i>

83
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Yeah, weeds are cool.

84
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What's she saying?

85
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"Mama always said
look up into the sky"?

86
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My mom never said
anything like that.

87
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<i>Yeah, really,
neither did mine.</i>

88
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<i>Be like, "Beavis,
mama's got the liquor flu.</i>

89
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<i>"Get out of here,
and close the door.</i>

90
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<i>Don't slam it."</i>

91
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<i>You think this is, like,</i>

92
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<i>like, from a new Pixar movie
or something?</i>

93
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<i>Uh, this is cooler
than Pixar.</i>

94
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Pixar sucks.

95
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<i>Oh, oh, Butt-Head,</i>

96
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Butt-Head, Butt-Head.

97
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I got something to say.

98
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Go ahead, Beavis.

99
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Yeah, I was just thinking,

100
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you know,
'cause you said "Pixar."

101
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I was just thinking...

102
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Dixar.

103
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God damn it, Beavis,
you still got it.

104
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<i>Oh, thanks, Butt-Head.</i>

105
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<i>You know, sometimes,
you know,</i>

106
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<i>it just comes to me.</i>

107
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<i>I don't know where
it comes from, you know?</i>

108
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<i>Don't even question
where it comes from, Beavis.</i>

109
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It is a gift.

110
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But also a responsibility.

111
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<i>Uh, do you have
any other good ones?</i>

112
00:05:00,643 --> 00:05:03,472
<i>Well, you know,
I was thinking of one.</i>

113
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<i>You know, like,
instead of "DreamWorks,"</i>

114
00:05:05,561 --> 00:05:08,869
<i>it would be Shlong-Works.</i>

115
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Yeah, I don't know.
I guess that's not very good.

116
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Ugh.

117
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It sure isn't, Beavis.

118
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<i>That's worse
than not very good.</i>

119
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<i>That's horrible.</i>

120
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You're back
to being worthless.

121
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<i>You ruined everything.</i>

122
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<i>Come on, Butt-Head.</i>

123
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<i>I mean, Dixar is still
pretty good, right?</i>

124
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<i>Dixar was a long time ago,
Beavis.</i>

125
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<i>I don't even know
if that's funny anymore.</i>

126
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Okay, Beavis,
here's the deal.

127
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We put one end of the chain
on Mr. Anderson's truck,

128
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and the other end
on our doorknob,

129
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and then when he drives away,

130
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he'll pull off our door.

131
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Pull off.

132
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Now go put the other end
on our doorknob.

133
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Knob.

134
00:06:09,582 --> 00:06:11,323
Can I help you fellas?

135
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Uh, some kids, like,
keyed your truck.

136
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- My brand new truck?
- Yeah, yeah.

137
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Yeah, we saw them
run down the street.

138
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They took your chain too.

139
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Yeah.

140
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You can probably catch them
if you get in your truck

141
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and go, like,
really fast that way.

142
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Well, then that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.

143
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It's probably
those two damn boys,

144
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Bufford and Bernardo.

145
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Uh, yeah.

146
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Probably.

147
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Yeah, it was Bernardo!

148
00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:44,834
Marcy, it's that Bernardo
and Bufford again.

149
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I'm gonna go get them.

150
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Look at him.

151
00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,496
Beavis, you dumbass.

152
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You were supposed to put
the other end of the chain

153
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on the doorknob.

154
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I did, yeah.
Yeah, it's on the door knob.

155
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It's in your hand, dumbass.

156
00:07:01,982 --> 00:07:03,462
Oh, yeah, yeah.

157
00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:06,117
Yeah, I don't know.
I guess I forgot. Yeah.

158
00:07:06,204 --> 00:07:08,945
Go put it on now, butthole.
Hurry up.

159
00:07:10,643 --> 00:07:12,949
Boy, when I catch
those two boys,

160
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I'm liable to take them
to the woodshed,

161
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I'll tell you what.

162
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Hurry the hell up, Beavis.

163
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What?

164
00:07:20,522 --> 00:07:22,785
What'd you say?
I couldn't hear you.

165
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I said hurry up,
you ass-wagon.

166
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Get over there.

167
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Well, I don't see
where they keyed it,

168
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but those boys wouldn't lie.

169
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Not like those other two.

170
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Bernardo.

171
00:07:42,805 --> 00:07:44,459
Uh-oh.

172
00:07:44,546 --> 00:07:47,723
That damn
Bufford and Bernardo.

173
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Boy, I shouldn't be driving
when I'm this mad.

174
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Damn it.

175
00:07:53,076 --> 00:07:54,817
I'll just put it
on this knob right here.

176
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Knob.

177
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We'll be in our house
in no time, Beavis.

178
00:08:01,650 --> 00:08:02,782
Yeah.

179
00:08:05,306 --> 00:08:07,961
- What the hell?

180
00:08:08,048 --> 00:08:12,705
This is a brand new truck
with 510-foot pounds of torque.

181
00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:16,317
Well, time to kick it
into all-wheel drive.

182
00:08:20,930 --> 00:08:22,280
both: Whoa.

183
00:08:22,367 --> 00:08:24,020
- That was cool.
- Yeah.

184
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We got in.

185
00:08:32,725 --> 00:08:34,596
Yeah,
it's like we worked together,

186
00:08:34,683 --> 00:08:36,076
and we did it.

187
00:08:36,163 --> 00:08:38,034
Feels pretty good, yeah.

188
00:08:38,121 --> 00:08:39,819
And now the house looks cool.

189
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Yeah, yeah.

190
00:08:45,738 --> 00:08:48,784
Boy, these new engines
just purr like a kitten,

191
00:08:48,871 --> 00:08:50,917
I tell you what.

192
00:08:51,004 --> 00:08:54,399
Now where the hell are those
two son of a bitching bastards?

193
00:08:54,486 --> 00:08:56,270
<i>
- Pull over!</i>

194
00:09:00,796 --> 00:09:03,538
Are you boys looking
for Bufford and Bernardo--

195
00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:06,498
Get out of the car!
Make a T!

196
00:09:06,585 --> 00:09:07,716
Make a what now?

197
00:09:07,803 --> 00:09:09,065
Ah!

198
00:09:09,152 --> 00:09:10,502
Hands on your head.

199
00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:15,028
This hole really kicks ass.

200
00:09:15,115 --> 00:09:18,031
I wouldn't take that attitude
if I were you, officer.

201
00:09:18,118 --> 00:09:20,686
He's got a gun!
Yeah, take him down.

202
00:09:20,773 --> 00:09:22,122
Mess him up.

203
00:09:49,932 --> 00:09:50,846
Chirp.