1 00:00:03,172 --> 00:00:05,914 [rock music] 2 00:00:06,001 --> 00:00:09,396 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:09,483 --> 00:00:13,400 So, like, what should we do when we get home? 4 00:00:13,487 --> 00:00:15,010 Let me think. 5 00:00:15,097 --> 00:00:16,229 Hey, let's watch TV. 6 00:00:16,316 --> 00:00:17,534 Uh... 7 00:00:17,621 --> 00:00:19,449 Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:19,536 --> 00:00:20,799 That's a good idea. 9 00:00:22,757 --> 00:00:24,411 This is gonna be cool. 10 00:00:24,498 --> 00:00:26,239 Yeah, TV, yeah. 11 00:00:26,326 --> 00:00:28,545 Uh, it won't open. 12 00:00:28,632 --> 00:00:29,895 Why not? 13 00:00:29,982 --> 00:00:31,897 Uh, I don't know. 14 00:00:32,767 --> 00:00:35,074 Oh, maybe it's because I locked it. 15 00:00:35,161 --> 00:00:37,076 Damn it, Beavis. Why did you do that? 16 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:39,774 Well, I watched a movie about a ghost, 17 00:00:39,861 --> 00:00:41,907 and I got scared. 18 00:00:41,994 --> 00:00:42,951 What movie? 19 00:00:43,038 --> 00:00:44,997 It's called "Ghost." 20 00:00:45,084 --> 00:00:46,825 Really scary. 21 00:00:46,912 --> 00:00:49,349 Uh, do you have a key? 22 00:00:49,436 --> 00:00:50,480 No. 23 00:00:50,567 --> 00:00:52,091 So how are we supposed to get in? 24 00:00:52,178 --> 00:00:53,832 I figured we could just knock. 25 00:00:53,919 --> 00:00:56,399 You know, one of us is usually there, you know? 26 00:00:56,486 --> 00:00:59,228 Uh, we're both out here, Beavis. 27 00:00:59,315 --> 00:01:01,491 Oh, yeah, yeah. [chuckles] 28 00:01:01,578 --> 00:01:03,755 I'll be damned. 29 00:01:03,842 --> 00:01:05,017 Stand back, Beavis. 30 00:01:05,104 --> 00:01:06,845 I'm gonna kick it down, 31 00:01:06,932 --> 00:01:08,150 and there's gonna be, like, 32 00:01:08,237 --> 00:01:10,065 pieces of door flying everywhere. 33 00:01:10,152 --> 00:01:11,719 Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. Cool. 34 00:01:11,806 --> 00:01:13,373 [both chuckling] 35 00:01:15,505 --> 00:01:16,855 Ugh. 36 00:01:16,942 --> 00:01:20,032 Um, the door's still there, Butt-Head. 37 00:01:20,119 --> 00:01:22,164 This door is strong. 38 00:01:22,251 --> 00:01:23,426 I'm gonna go check the back door. 39 00:01:23,513 --> 00:01:25,559 [both chuckling] 40 00:01:25,646 --> 00:01:28,170 Back door. 41 00:01:28,257 --> 00:01:30,477 The back door is the house's butt. 42 00:01:31,565 --> 00:01:33,654 [chuckles] 43 00:01:33,741 --> 00:01:35,482 Back door. 44 00:01:35,569 --> 00:01:36,831 Damn it. 45 00:01:36,918 --> 00:01:39,355 This house is pissing me off. 46 00:01:39,442 --> 00:01:42,663 Butt-Head, maybe you should kick harder. 47 00:01:42,750 --> 00:01:45,579 Uh, okay, Beavis. 48 00:01:45,666 --> 00:01:46,928 Ah! Cut it out, Butt-Head. 49 00:01:47,015 --> 00:01:49,191 I'm gonna kick your ass. 50 00:01:49,278 --> 00:01:51,933 [both grunting] 51 00:01:53,761 --> 00:01:55,502 Whoa. 52 00:01:55,589 --> 00:01:56,895 That was cool. 53 00:01:56,982 --> 00:01:59,723 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 54 00:01:59,811 --> 00:02:01,987 Well, what are you waiting for, Beavis? 55 00:02:02,074 --> 00:02:03,902 Climb in. 56 00:02:03,989 --> 00:02:05,512 Ladies first. 57 00:02:05,599 --> 00:02:07,819 Yeah, that's cool. It's like we're breaking in. 58 00:02:07,906 --> 00:02:09,342 Breaking in. 59 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:11,692 [ding] 60 00:02:11,779 --> 00:02:13,302 Uh, I don't know, Butt-Head. 61 00:02:13,389 --> 00:02:15,000 This was your idea, Beavis. 62 00:02:15,087 --> 00:02:17,132 Oh, yeah. 63 00:02:17,219 --> 00:02:19,308 It was my hose, yeah. [chuckles] 64 00:02:19,395 --> 00:02:20,440 Hose. 65 00:02:20,527 --> 00:02:21,963 [both chuckling] 66 00:02:22,050 --> 00:02:24,313 Now get the hell in there, Beavis. 67 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,967 Wait a minute. Wait, Butt-Head. No, no, wait. 68 00:02:26,054 --> 00:02:27,142 Wait, wait, no, no. 69 00:02:27,229 --> 00:02:28,013 What's your problem, buttmunch? 70 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:29,449 No, no, no, no! 71 00:02:29,536 --> 00:02:30,450 Ah! 72 00:02:30,537 --> 00:02:32,452 My nads! 73 00:02:32,539 --> 00:02:35,411 Beavis, you dumbass. What are you doing? 74 00:02:35,498 --> 00:02:36,935 Guess I'll have to do this myself. 75 00:02:39,024 --> 00:02:41,548 - Ah! - Ah! 76 00:02:41,635 --> 00:02:42,854 Damn it. 77 00:02:42,941 --> 00:02:45,421 [both groaning] 78 00:02:45,508 --> 00:02:47,902 Butt-Head? 79 00:02:47,989 --> 00:02:49,382 Yeah? 80 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:51,340 Do your nads hurt? 81 00:02:51,427 --> 00:02:53,168 Uh, yes. 82 00:02:54,735 --> 00:02:56,911 So do mine. 83 00:02:56,998 --> 00:03:00,306 I'm gonna go in the house and get a band-aid, Butt-Head. 84 00:03:00,393 --> 00:03:02,351 Do you have a key? 85 00:03:02,438 --> 00:03:03,962 Beavis. 86 00:03:04,049 --> 00:03:06,747 You're the dumbest of asses. 87 00:03:06,834 --> 00:03:10,055 [gentle music] 88 00:03:10,142 --> 00:03:13,101 Dandelions. 89 00:03:13,188 --> 00:03:15,408 I like to blow on dandelions 90 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:17,976 'cause it messes up other people's lawns. 91 00:03:18,063 --> 00:03:19,934 It's, like, hard work, 92 00:03:20,021 --> 00:03:22,110 but it's worth it to spread weeds. 93 00:03:22,197 --> 00:03:23,938 [both chuckling] 94 00:03:24,025 --> 00:03:26,332 Yeah, weeds are cool. 95 00:03:26,419 --> 00:03:28,900 ♪ But your mama always said ♪ 96 00:03:28,987 --> 00:03:31,337 ♪ Look up into the skies ♪ 97 00:03:31,424 --> 00:03:33,774 ♪ Find the sun on a cloudy day ♪ 98 00:03:33,861 --> 00:03:35,341 What's she saying? 99 00:03:35,428 --> 00:03:37,909 "Mama always said look up into the sky"? 100 00:03:37,996 --> 00:03:41,260 My mom never said anything like that. 101 00:03:41,347 --> 00:03:43,653 Yeah, really, neither did mine. 102 00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:47,135 Be like, "Beavis, mama's got the liquor flu. 103 00:03:47,222 --> 00:03:48,789 "Get out of here, and close the door. 104 00:03:48,876 --> 00:03:49,703 Don't slam it." 105 00:03:51,705 --> 00:03:53,663 ♪ Mama always said that she's hungover ♪ 106 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:57,189 ♪ Just make yourself some cheerios ♪ 107 00:03:57,276 --> 00:03:59,495 ♪ Mama always said there's food in the fridge ♪ 108 00:03:59,582 --> 00:04:02,150 ♪ I'll be back in about two weeks ♪ 109 00:04:04,587 --> 00:04:06,241 You think this is, like, 110 00:04:06,328 --> 00:04:09,679 like, from a new Pixar movie or something? 111 00:04:09,766 --> 00:04:13,945 Uh, this is cooler than Pixar. 112 00:04:14,032 --> 00:04:16,208 Pixar sucks. 113 00:04:18,601 --> 00:04:20,255 Oh, oh, Butt-Head, 114 00:04:20,342 --> 00:04:21,865 Butt-Head, Butt-Head. 115 00:04:21,953 --> 00:04:22,997 I got something to say. 116 00:04:23,084 --> 00:04:24,781 [chuckles] 117 00:04:24,868 --> 00:04:26,348 Go ahead, Beavis. 118 00:04:26,435 --> 00:04:27,610 Yeah, I was just thinking, 119 00:04:27,697 --> 00:04:29,786 you know, 'cause you said "Pixar." 120 00:04:29,873 --> 00:04:32,572 I was just thinking... [chuckling] 121 00:04:32,659 --> 00:04:34,008 Dixar. 122 00:04:34,095 --> 00:04:36,880 [giggles] 123 00:04:36,968 --> 00:04:39,796 God damn it, Beavis, you still got it. 124 00:04:39,883 --> 00:04:42,974 [both chuckling] 125 00:04:43,061 --> 00:04:44,323 Oh, thanks, Butt-Head. 126 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:45,889 You know, sometimes, you know, 127 00:04:45,977 --> 00:04:47,413 it just comes to me. 128 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:49,937 I don't know where it comes from, you know? 129 00:04:50,024 --> 00:04:52,331 Don't even question where it comes from, Beavis. 130 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:54,115 It is a gift. 131 00:04:54,202 --> 00:04:57,031 But also a responsibility. 132 00:04:57,118 --> 00:05:00,556 Uh, do you have any other good ones? 133 00:05:00,643 --> 00:05:03,472 Well, you know, I was thinking of one. 134 00:05:03,559 --> 00:05:05,474 You know, like, instead of "DreamWorks," 135 00:05:05,561 --> 00:05:08,869 it would be Shlong-Works. 136 00:05:08,956 --> 00:05:12,873 Yeah, I don't know. I guess that's not very good. 137 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:14,918 Ugh. 138 00:05:15,006 --> 00:05:17,095 It sure isn't, Beavis. 139 00:05:17,182 --> 00:05:20,098 That's worse than not very good. 140 00:05:20,185 --> 00:05:23,275 That's horrible. 141 00:05:23,362 --> 00:05:24,624 You're back to being worthless. 142 00:05:24,711 --> 00:05:26,626 [chuckles] 143 00:05:26,713 --> 00:05:29,411 You ruined everything. 144 00:05:29,498 --> 00:05:31,674 Come on, Butt-Head. 145 00:05:31,761 --> 00:05:34,373 I mean, Dixar is still pretty good, right? 146 00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:37,593 Dixar was a long time ago, Beavis. 147 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,508 I don't even know if that's funny anymore. 148 00:05:44,383 --> 00:05:46,298 Okay, Beavis, here's the deal. 149 00:05:46,385 --> 00:05:49,040 We put one end of the chain on Mr. Anderson's truck, 150 00:05:49,127 --> 00:05:51,216 and the other end on our doorknob, 151 00:05:51,303 --> 00:05:52,739 and then when he drives away, 152 00:05:52,826 --> 00:05:55,133 he'll pull off our door. 153 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:59,093 Pull off. [chuckles] 154 00:05:59,180 --> 00:06:01,052 Now go put the other end on our doorknob. 155 00:06:01,139 --> 00:06:03,184 [chuckles] Knob. 156 00:06:06,318 --> 00:06:07,667 [doorbell rings] 157 00:06:09,582 --> 00:06:11,323 Can I help you fellas? 158 00:06:11,410 --> 00:06:15,457 Uh, some kids, like, keyed your truck. 159 00:06:15,544 --> 00:06:17,981 - My brand new truck? - Yeah, yeah. 160 00:06:18,069 --> 00:06:19,679 Yeah, we saw them run down the street. 161 00:06:19,766 --> 00:06:21,246 They took your chain too. 162 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:23,161 Yeah. 163 00:06:23,248 --> 00:06:25,076 You can probably catch them if you get in your truck 164 00:06:25,163 --> 00:06:27,556 and go, like, really fast that way. 165 00:06:27,643 --> 00:06:31,256 Well, then that's exactly what I'm gonna do. 166 00:06:31,343 --> 00:06:33,823 It's probably those two damn boys, 167 00:06:33,910 --> 00:06:35,390 Bufford and Bernardo. 168 00:06:35,477 --> 00:06:37,218 Uh, yeah. 169 00:06:37,305 --> 00:06:39,481 Probably. 170 00:06:39,568 --> 00:06:41,353 Yeah, it was Bernardo! 171 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:44,834 Marcy, it's that Bernardo and Bufford again. 172 00:06:44,921 --> 00:06:46,662 I'm gonna go get them. 173 00:06:46,749 --> 00:06:48,708 [chuckles] Look at him. 174 00:06:48,795 --> 00:06:52,451 [both chuckling] 175 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,496 Beavis, you dumbass. 176 00:06:54,583 --> 00:06:55,802 You were supposed to put the other end of the chain 177 00:06:55,889 --> 00:06:57,238 on the doorknob. 178 00:06:57,325 --> 00:06:59,980 I did, yeah. Yeah, it's on the door knob. 179 00:07:00,067 --> 00:07:01,895 It's in your hand, dumbass. 180 00:07:01,982 --> 00:07:03,462 Oh, yeah, yeah. 181 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:06,117 Yeah, I don't know. I guess I forgot. Yeah. 182 00:07:06,204 --> 00:07:08,945 Go put it on now, butthole. Hurry up. 183 00:07:10,643 --> 00:07:12,949 Boy, when I catch those two boys, 184 00:07:13,036 --> 00:07:14,864 I'm liable to take them to the woodshed, 185 00:07:14,951 --> 00:07:16,214 I'll tell you what. 186 00:07:16,301 --> 00:07:17,519 Hurry the hell up, Beavis. 187 00:07:17,606 --> 00:07:20,435 What? 188 00:07:20,522 --> 00:07:22,785 What'd you say? I couldn't hear you. 189 00:07:22,872 --> 00:07:25,484 I said hurry up, you ass-wagon. 190 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:27,660 Get over there. 191 00:07:28,617 --> 00:07:30,576 Well, I don't see where they keyed it, 192 00:07:30,663 --> 00:07:32,708 but those boys wouldn't lie. 193 00:07:32,795 --> 00:07:34,884 Not like those other two. 194 00:07:36,190 --> 00:07:38,192 [chuckles] Bernardo. 195 00:07:38,279 --> 00:07:39,933 [grunts] 196 00:07:41,804 --> 00:07:42,718 [engine starts] 197 00:07:42,805 --> 00:07:44,459 Uh-oh. 198 00:07:44,546 --> 00:07:47,723 That damn Bufford and Bernardo. 199 00:07:47,810 --> 00:07:50,813 Boy, I shouldn't be driving when I'm this mad. 200 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:52,989 [grunts] Damn it. 201 00:07:53,076 --> 00:07:54,817 I'll just put it on this knob right here. 202 00:07:54,904 --> 00:07:56,515 [chuckles] 203 00:07:56,602 --> 00:07:58,517 Knob. 204 00:07:59,518 --> 00:08:01,563 We'll be in our house in no time, Beavis. 205 00:08:01,650 --> 00:08:02,782 Yeah. 206 00:08:05,306 --> 00:08:07,961 [tires squeak] - What the hell? 207 00:08:08,048 --> 00:08:12,705 This is a brand new truck with 510-foot pounds of torque. 208 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:16,317 Well, time to kick it into all-wheel drive. 209 00:08:20,930 --> 00:08:22,280 both: Whoa. 210 00:08:22,367 --> 00:08:24,020 - That was cool. - Yeah. 211 00:08:30,592 --> 00:08:32,638 We got in. 212 00:08:32,725 --> 00:08:34,596 Yeah, it's like we worked together, 213 00:08:34,683 --> 00:08:36,076 and we did it. 214 00:08:36,163 --> 00:08:38,034 Feels pretty good, yeah. 215 00:08:38,121 --> 00:08:39,819 And now the house looks cool. 216 00:08:39,906 --> 00:08:41,299 Yeah, yeah. 217 00:08:45,738 --> 00:08:48,784 Boy, these new engines just purr like a kitten, 218 00:08:48,871 --> 00:08:50,917 I tell you what. 219 00:08:51,004 --> 00:08:54,399 Now where the hell are those two son of a bitching bastards? 220 00:08:54,486 --> 00:08:56,270 [sirens wailing] - Pull over! 221 00:09:00,796 --> 00:09:03,538 Are you boys looking for Bufford and Bernardo-- 222 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:06,498 Get out of the car! Make a T! 223 00:09:06,585 --> 00:09:07,716 Make a what now? 224 00:09:07,803 --> 00:09:09,065 Ah! 225 00:09:09,152 --> 00:09:10,502 Hands on your head. 226 00:09:10,589 --> 00:09:12,330 [smacks and grunts] 227 00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:15,028 This hole really kicks ass. 228 00:09:15,115 --> 00:09:18,031 I wouldn't take that attitude if I were you, officer. 229 00:09:18,118 --> 00:09:20,686 He's got a gun! Yeah, take him down. 230 00:09:20,773 --> 00:09:22,122 Mess him up. 231 00:09:25,081 --> 00:09:27,997 [rock music] 232 00:09:28,084 --> 00:09:34,830 ♪ ♪ 233 00:09:49,932 --> 00:09:50,846 Chirp.