1 00:00:10,479 --> 00:00:12,581 Well, I hope to see everyone tonight 2 00:00:12,648 --> 00:00:14,150 at the school dance. 3 00:00:14,217 --> 00:00:16,219 The Dance Committee worked really hard 4 00:00:16,285 --> 00:00:19,756 decorating the gym, okay? 5 00:00:19,823 --> 00:00:21,825 Hey, are you dorks going to the dance? 6 00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:24,527 Uh, no. 7 00:00:24,593 --> 00:00:26,930 We're gonna drink beer and kick some ass. 8 00:00:28,431 --> 00:00:31,100 Yeah, yeah, yeah, drinking beer and kicking ass. 9 00:00:31,167 --> 00:00:33,036 Yeah. 10 00:00:36,572 --> 00:00:39,042 Um, Butt-Head, we don't have any beer. 11 00:00:41,510 --> 00:00:43,780 We don't have any ass either. 12 00:00:43,847 --> 00:00:45,581 Go kick that grasshopper's ass 13 00:00:45,648 --> 00:00:47,216 while I figure out how to get some beer. 14 00:00:48,517 --> 00:00:50,353 Okay, um... 15 00:00:50,419 --> 00:00:51,955 Let's see, um... 16 00:00:52,021 --> 00:00:54,891 which part is his ass? Okay, here we go. 17 00:00:56,860 --> 00:00:59,763 Butt-Head, help! 18 00:00:59,829 --> 00:01:03,132 You got some insect pests in your lot there, do you? 19 00:01:03,199 --> 00:01:07,236 Uh, can you, like, shut up? 20 00:01:07,303 --> 00:01:09,873 Beavis is trying to kick this bug's ass. 21 00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:12,441 Well, that's not gonna get rid of 'em. 22 00:01:12,508 --> 00:01:16,045 You need some pesticide. Here, follow me. 23 00:01:16,112 --> 00:01:19,615 Yeah, the American pesticides don't work anymore 24 00:01:19,682 --> 00:01:23,219 because of the goddamn hippie environmentalists, 25 00:01:23,286 --> 00:01:24,921 so I drove down to Mexico 26 00:01:24,988 --> 00:01:28,157 and got some good, old fashioned DDT. 27 00:01:28,224 --> 00:01:30,894 It's getting so Mexico is the only place 28 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,329 you can be an American anymore. 29 00:01:33,396 --> 00:01:37,600 Yeah, just don't touch it now. It's real poisonous. 30 00:01:38,734 --> 00:01:41,170 What is that stuff? 31 00:01:41,237 --> 00:01:43,239 Uh, well, let's see. 32 00:01:43,306 --> 00:01:48,878 That says something in Spanish. Uh, and that's a fly. 33 00:01:48,945 --> 00:01:52,248 Whoa, Spanish, fly. 34 00:01:52,315 --> 00:01:54,884 This is Spanish fly. 35 00:01:54,951 --> 00:01:57,586 Um, and what's that? 36 00:01:57,653 --> 00:02:00,456 That's, like, a "after-disiac" 37 00:02:01,891 --> 00:02:03,592 It, like, makes people who want to drink it 38 00:02:03,659 --> 00:02:05,528 want to score. 39 00:02:05,594 --> 00:02:07,964 Yeah, but I already want to score. 40 00:02:09,232 --> 00:02:10,934 So do I, Beavis, but wouldn't it be 41 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,169 a better world if everyone was like us? 42 00:02:14,470 --> 00:02:16,739 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, then everyone 43 00:02:16,806 --> 00:02:18,574 would be scoring all the time. 44 00:02:18,641 --> 00:02:20,043 Yeah. 45 00:02:20,109 --> 00:02:23,112 Beavis, we could make the world a better place. 46 00:02:26,582 --> 00:02:29,986 Those are two good boys out there, I tell you what. 47 00:02:30,053 --> 00:02:33,122 Not like those other two who live around here, 48 00:02:33,189 --> 00:02:34,523 Travis and Burt. 49 00:02:34,590 --> 00:02:36,425 Mm-hmm. 50 00:02:36,492 --> 00:02:38,094 This is gonna be cool. 51 00:02:39,728 --> 00:02:42,098 Before we set off on our journey, 52 00:02:42,165 --> 00:02:45,468 let's relax and get comfortable. 53 00:02:45,534 --> 00:02:47,703 You may notice your breath. 54 00:02:47,770 --> 00:02:50,773 You may notice your breath. 55 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:54,777 Boy, this guy is a creepy perv. 56 00:02:54,844 --> 00:02:57,113 You may notice your head and neck 57 00:02:57,180 --> 00:02:58,882 relaxing onto your pillow... 58 00:02:58,948 --> 00:03:00,383 You may notice yourself 59 00:03:00,449 --> 00:03:03,752 watching a horrible, boring video that sucks. 60 00:03:03,819 --> 00:03:05,889 This reminds me of that pervy guy 61 00:03:05,955 --> 00:03:08,691 at the model train store that always takes you camping. 62 00:03:08,757 --> 00:03:11,160 Shut up, Butt-Head. He's not pervy. 63 00:03:12,395 --> 00:03:14,363 And you may not notice my hands 64 00:03:14,430 --> 00:03:16,399 even getting lower. 65 00:03:16,465 --> 00:03:17,934 Shut up, Butt-Head. 66 00:03:18,001 --> 00:03:20,136 He's just a little handsy. 67 00:03:20,203 --> 00:03:21,804 You know, he just likes to sniff hair 68 00:03:21,871 --> 00:03:23,306 and rub shoulders and stuff like that, you know. 69 00:03:24,673 --> 00:03:26,542 This evening on the way to sleep, 70 00:03:26,609 --> 00:03:29,712 we'll be travelling from Rouen to Evreux. 71 00:03:29,778 --> 00:03:32,415 We'll be traveling from "rugh" to "abugh" 72 00:03:34,884 --> 00:03:35,919 Yeah, and we'll be stopping off 73 00:03:35,985 --> 00:03:38,187 at "bleugh-ugh"... 74 00:03:38,254 --> 00:03:40,223 To use the bathroom and have a shake or something. 75 00:03:42,158 --> 00:03:44,994 What language is that? 76 00:03:45,061 --> 00:03:47,763 Uh, I think it's, like, French. 77 00:03:47,830 --> 00:03:49,532 Oh, yeah, yeah. 78 00:03:49,598 --> 00:03:51,600 I think, to speak French, you have to, like, 79 00:03:51,667 --> 00:03:53,937 drink a bunch of milk and get all this, like, 80 00:03:54,003 --> 00:03:56,272 phlegm in your throat so you can start going 81 00:03:59,308 --> 00:04:00,643 Yeah, yeah. 82 00:04:07,383 --> 00:04:09,118 Whoa, that's pretty good, Beavis. 83 00:04:09,185 --> 00:04:11,354 Where did you learn to do that? 84 00:04:11,420 --> 00:04:13,822 Um, my grandpa used to speak French 85 00:04:13,889 --> 00:04:15,024 when he got up in the morning. 86 00:04:15,091 --> 00:04:18,161 He'd be like... 87 00:04:22,565 --> 00:04:24,800 And also, like, once a week when he was locked 88 00:04:24,867 --> 00:04:27,203 in the room with Grandma. 89 00:04:28,637 --> 00:04:30,773 Ooh, ah, ooh. 90 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:34,210 Bleh, bleh, ugh, ugh! 91 00:04:34,277 --> 00:04:36,279 Uh, so what does that mean? 92 00:04:36,345 --> 00:04:39,949 I think he was saying, like, "This sucks" or something. 93 00:04:49,825 --> 00:04:52,728 Spanish fly is cool. 94 00:05:00,536 --> 00:05:02,605 I think it, like, melted my shoe or something. 95 00:05:02,671 --> 00:05:05,374 You won't need that shoe when you score, Beavis. 96 00:05:05,441 --> 00:05:07,776 Yeah, everyone in the school is gonna drink this stuff, 97 00:05:07,843 --> 00:05:09,745 and then everyone is gonna score. 98 00:05:09,812 --> 00:05:11,314 Yeah. 99 00:05:13,849 --> 00:05:15,951 Shoes will become a thing of the past. 100 00:05:16,019 --> 00:05:19,222 Yeah, yeah, and pants too. 101 00:05:19,288 --> 00:05:22,125 They will call us heroes. 102 00:05:22,191 --> 00:05:24,860 You know, Butt-Head, I just wanna say, um, 103 00:05:24,927 --> 00:05:27,230 it feels really good to do something nice 104 00:05:27,296 --> 00:05:29,332 for other people. You know what I mean? 105 00:05:29,398 --> 00:05:31,567 Now let's give it a little flavor here. 106 00:05:34,703 --> 00:05:36,705 Huh. 107 00:05:36,772 --> 00:05:38,974 Where'd it go? 108 00:05:39,042 --> 00:05:41,877 Um, I think my foot is bleeding. 109 00:05:43,412 --> 00:05:45,548 Just look at all those people, Beavis. 110 00:05:45,614 --> 00:05:48,684 They have no idea that tonight they shall score. 111 00:05:50,386 --> 00:05:53,322 This is the most nicest thing we have ever done. 112 00:05:53,389 --> 00:05:55,558 I don't even need anyone to thank us, yeah. 113 00:05:56,759 --> 00:05:58,261 Just feels good to do it, you know? 114 00:05:58,327 --> 00:06:01,097 - That's right, Beavis. 115 00:06:01,164 --> 00:06:02,665 Everyone having sex with each other 116 00:06:02,731 --> 00:06:05,068 right here in the gym will be its own reward. 117 00:06:05,134 --> 00:06:07,970 Yeah, yeah, this is the true meaning of Christmas. 118 00:06:08,037 --> 00:06:09,972 Yeah. 119 00:06:10,039 --> 00:06:12,541 Yeah. 120 00:06:12,608 --> 00:06:15,611 Um, Butt-Head, do you think it might run out later, 121 00:06:15,678 --> 00:06:18,747 and then we don't get any, and then we don't get to score? 122 00:06:18,814 --> 00:06:22,418 Uh, I don't know. 123 00:06:22,485 --> 00:06:24,853 I'm gonna have a little now just in case. 124 00:06:27,723 --> 00:06:30,293 Ugh. 125 00:06:30,359 --> 00:06:32,928 Good idea. 126 00:06:32,995 --> 00:06:34,063 Ooh! 127 00:06:35,464 --> 00:06:38,834 Um, Butt-Head, it doesn't taste very good. 128 00:06:38,901 --> 00:06:41,437 That's the taste of scoring, dumbass, 129 00:06:41,504 --> 00:06:42,838 and if you don't like it, 130 00:06:42,905 --> 00:06:45,441 then maybe scoring's not for you. 131 00:06:45,508 --> 00:06:46,842 Ugh! 132 00:06:46,909 --> 00:06:47,976 No. 133 00:06:48,043 --> 00:06:50,246 No, I like it. It tastes good. 134 00:06:50,313 --> 00:06:51,847 I think it was just that damn orange 135 00:06:51,914 --> 00:06:54,317 I put in there. 136 00:06:54,383 --> 00:06:56,219 Yeah, that's good. 137 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:58,187 I think it's, like, scoring in my mouth 138 00:06:58,254 --> 00:07:01,023 or something maybe. I don't know, hm. 139 00:07:01,090 --> 00:07:03,726 Uh, you drank more than me, butthole. 140 00:07:06,162 --> 00:07:08,131 Now we're even. - No way, Butt-Head! 141 00:07:08,197 --> 00:07:09,465 That was more than me! 142 00:07:12,135 --> 00:07:14,270 Ugh, ah! 143 00:07:14,337 --> 00:07:16,772 Now we're even, yeah. - No, we're not. 144 00:07:16,839 --> 00:07:19,074 You didn't count that stuff that was on your shoe. 145 00:07:19,142 --> 00:07:20,709 No way, Butt-Head, that's not fair. 146 00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:38,427 Uh, I don't feel so good. 147 00:07:38,494 --> 00:07:40,296 - Yeah, me too, yeah. 148 00:07:41,664 --> 00:07:43,632 Maybe we'll feel better after we score. 149 00:07:43,699 --> 00:07:45,033 - Oh, yeah. 150 00:07:46,302 --> 00:07:48,003 Help yourself to some punch, ladies. 151 00:07:48,070 --> 00:07:50,506 It'll make the world a better place. 152 00:07:50,573 --> 00:07:53,108 Uh, wait a minute, 153 00:07:53,176 --> 00:07:55,778 some greedy butthole drank it all. 154 00:07:55,844 --> 00:07:58,314 You know, you know, some people just don't care 155 00:07:58,381 --> 00:08:00,149 about others, you know? It's sad. 156 00:08:01,617 --> 00:08:04,953 Oh, what happened to the festive punch I made? 157 00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:07,290 There was organic apple juice in it and-- 158 00:08:13,429 --> 00:08:14,830 Oh, my. 159 00:08:20,669 --> 00:08:23,706 Breakfast sucks. 160 00:08:23,772 --> 00:08:25,040 I mean, it's not my favorite meal, 161 00:08:25,107 --> 00:08:28,577 but, um, I'd say it's in my top three. 162 00:08:28,644 --> 00:08:30,713 * I don't wanna seem it ♪ 163 00:08:32,281 --> 00:08:34,983 She needs, like, more auto-tune on her voice. 164 00:08:35,050 --> 00:08:36,619 Yeah, I don't think that's auto-tune, Butt-Head. 165 00:08:36,685 --> 00:08:39,422 That's just the way she sings. I can do that. 166 00:08:39,488 --> 00:08:40,389 Yeah. 167 00:08:40,456 --> 00:08:42,124 Uh, really? 168 00:08:42,191 --> 00:08:44,059 Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyone can do it. 169 00:08:44,126 --> 00:08:45,694 Yeah, yeah, check it out. 170 00:08:50,699 --> 00:08:52,368 See? 171 00:08:52,435 --> 00:08:54,870 Whoa. How do you do that? 172 00:08:56,205 --> 00:08:57,673 You know, you just sort of, like, um... 173 00:08:57,740 --> 00:08:59,342 you just sort of do an auto-tune thing, you know? 174 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:00,476 You just kind of go like... 175 00:09:07,616 --> 00:09:09,485 Uh, hm. 176 00:09:09,552 --> 00:09:11,554 Let me try it. 177 00:09:18,093 --> 00:09:19,795 No, no, you're not doing it right, Butt-Head. 178 00:09:19,862 --> 00:09:21,364 That sounded as good as yours. 179 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:24,567 No, no, it didn't. Sorry, Butt-Head, it didn't. 180 00:09:26,034 --> 00:09:27,970 Uh, yeah, it was. Shut up, dumbass. 181 00:09:29,071 --> 00:09:30,273 I can show you how to do it. 182 00:09:30,339 --> 00:09:32,207 You just want to, like, move your throat 183 00:09:32,275 --> 00:09:34,009 and, like, your lips and your mouth 184 00:09:34,076 --> 00:09:36,779 and kind of change the notes in the-- 185 00:09:36,845 --> 00:09:39,315 well, like this. Watch really close here, okay? 186 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:54,363 * This chick is pretty hot ♪ 187 00:09:58,233 --> 00:10:01,136 Ooh, that was horrible, Butt-head. 188 00:10:01,203 --> 00:10:02,505 Damn it, Beavis, 189 00:10:02,571 --> 00:10:04,573 I'm gonna auto-tune the backside of your head. 190 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,642 * No, you won't ♪ 191 00:10:10,279 --> 00:10:12,381 Whoa, that sounded pretty good, Beavis. 192 00:10:12,448 --> 00:10:14,317 I'm gonna try it again. 193 00:10:14,383 --> 00:10:15,318 Ugh! 194 00:10:20,289 --> 00:10:22,658 The DDT gave them massive brain damage. 195 00:10:22,725 --> 00:10:24,427 It's amazing they have enough brain function 196 00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,061 to still be alive. 197 00:10:26,128 --> 00:10:28,897 Actually, Doctor, these scans are from before 198 00:10:28,964 --> 00:10:30,466 they drank the DDT. 199 00:10:30,533 --> 00:10:31,900 These boys were here a month ago 200 00:10:31,967 --> 00:10:34,637 to have objects removed from their nasal cavities. 201 00:10:34,703 --> 00:10:36,472 Uh, those were army men, yeah. 202 00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:39,508 They made the ultimate sacrifice. 203 00:10:41,910 --> 00:10:43,712 Oh, then I guess we're done here. 204 00:10:45,414 --> 00:10:47,650 Oh, boy. 205 00:10:47,716 --> 00:10:49,352 Nobody scored, did they Butt-Head? 206 00:10:50,886 --> 00:10:52,788 No. 207 00:10:52,855 --> 00:10:54,323 But at least we learned a lesson. 208 00:10:55,891 --> 00:10:58,060 That doing things for other people sucks? 209 00:10:59,194 --> 00:11:01,964 Yep, but don't worry, Beavis. 210 00:11:02,030 --> 00:11:04,600 We will never do it again as long as we live. 211 00:11:06,168 --> 00:11:08,571 Amen, yeah. 212 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:39,835 Chirp.