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Remember that movie
we saw yesterday,
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"Freaky Friday"?
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Uh, yeah.
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This chick and her mom
switched bodies
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because the chick wanted
bigger thingies.
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And then they learned a lesson.
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So, um, how did they
change bodies though?
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Uh, there was like
a big flash of light
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and then the girl
was like, "whoa"
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and then the mom
was like, "whoa"
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and then they were like--
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'Scuse me.
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Whoa.
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What just happened?
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Uh, I don't know.
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There was like
a big flash of light
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and then I was like, "whoa."
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And then you were like--
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whoa.
- Whoa.
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Um, Butthead,
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you're not gonna believe
what my reflection looks like.
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You're not gonna believe
what my reflection looks like.
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Did we just, like,
switch bodies?
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Whoa. Maybe we did.
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Uh, okay, let me try something.
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Do you think nachos taste good?
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- Yes, yes, I do.
- Whoa, that's my thing.
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Uh, let me think of one.
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Um, do you want to score
all the time?
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- I sure do.
- Whoa!
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Do you like cool things
and you hate stuff that sucks?
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Whoa! Amazing!
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It has happened.
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I'm Beavis and you're Butthead.
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I'm a dumbass.
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Alonzo.
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Here.
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- Beavis?
- Here.
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Butthead.
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Yeah, I'm here too.
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Boys, when I take attendance,
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I'd prefer you call
your own names, mmkay?
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We did, sir.
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Yeah, see, um--
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see, we like, switched
identi-stries yesterday.
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So, like, he's Beavis
and I'm Butthead.
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Right, Butthead?
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I'm Beavis, dumbass.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, right.
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And I'm Butthead.
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I'm just gonna write the first
letter of my name on my hand
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so I don't forget.
There we go.
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Oh, yeah.
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Good idea, Butthead.
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You're a lot smarter than me.
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Okay, guys,
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I understand what you must be
going through, mmkay?
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Identity is a very powerful
issue for adolescents,
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and I want you to know that
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you have my full support on
your journey.
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Thank you, Mr. Van Driessen.
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I appreciate it,
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even though I'm a total dumbass
named Beavis.
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You're very welcome.
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Beavis--
I'm sorry, Butthead,
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do you need to go
to the bathroom?
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I do but, um--but I don't
wanna touch Beavis' wiener.
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You better not.
Leave my wiener alone, dumbass.
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Wait a minute,
maybe it's Butthead's wiener?
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Yeah, I don't know.
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I'm just gonna play it safe
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and pee in your pants.
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Don't pee in my pants, butthole.
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Sorry, Beavis.
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I don't have a lot of options,
you know what I'm saying?
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It's the only thing
that makes sense.
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I'm gonna have to go ahead
and poop in your pants too.
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I'm gonna get you for this, Butthead.
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Watch this.
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Uh, excuse me, everyone.
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My name is Butthead
and I'm a dumbass
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and please never score with me
because it'll suck.
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Did you see what I did there?
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I made you look ridiculous.
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Dammit!
I'm gonna kill you, Butthead!
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Wait a minute.
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I mean, I'm gonna kill you,
Beavis!
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Mmkay, identity is very important.
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Dobson?
- Here.
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Dammit, I don't like
being you, Beavis.
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It sucks.
- Settle down, Butthead.
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Ah!
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Wait a minute,
you just hit yourself, Beavis.
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Uh... oh, yeah.
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Yeah, check this out.
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I'm hitting you.
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Ah!
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Ow!
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Cut it out, Butthead
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You don't like this,
do you, Beavis?
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Ah! Ow.
Yeah, see.
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That's it, Butthead.
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I'm kicking your ass.
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- Cut it out, Beavis.
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Son of a bitch.
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Ah! Take that, butthole!
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Dammit, Butthead,
you brought this on yourself.
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Do you give up yet?
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Never!
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Ugh, ow, ah!
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What about now?
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No way!
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Ugh, ugh, ow!
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Keep going. See if I care!
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Switching bodies sucks.
- Yeah, really.
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You're not the guy
who just got his balls hit
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with a broomstick
like 20 times.
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* Got my driver's license
last week ♪
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♪ Just like
we always talked about ♪
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You know, when I get
my driver's license,
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I'm not gonna, like, sit in
my room
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and play a tiny piano.
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I'm gonna go out and tear ass
all over the place.
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Run stuff over!
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And speed.
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- Yeah.
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And another thing.
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You know how everyone's
driver's license pictures
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look all dorky?
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They're all like...
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Mine's gonna look cool.
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I'm gonna look like this.
Check it out.
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Uh, you sure are ugly, Beavis.
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Mine's gonna be cool.
I'm gonna look like this.
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Check it out.
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Okay, here we go.
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* Never felt this way ♪
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That's not really very good, Butthead.
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Beavis,
I'm gonna "not very good"
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the backside of your ass.
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You know what license
I always wondered
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how you get?
A license to kill.
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You know, the 007,
like James Bond.
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How do you get one of those?
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Uh, I think first
you have to get, like,
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a learner's permit to kill,
when you're 16.
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Oh, yeah.
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And then there's, like,
a written test.
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I don't do good
on written tests
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but, um, that's one thing
I might actually, like,
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go to school for
and, like, take a test,
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you know, because, um--
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because that would be cool,
you know.
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'Cause then, like,
when a cop pulls you over,
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and he's like, "Excuse me, sir,
the reason I pulled you over is
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"you just killed somebody
back there.
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"Do you have your license
to kill on you, sir?
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And your registration, please."
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Yeah, and then
I just shoot him.
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No, that won't work, Butthead.
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He's probably got a bullet
proof vest and he won't die
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and you'll just get in
a bunch of trouble.
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You're right, Beavis.
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Violence is never the answer.
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Choose to diffuse.
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Exactly.
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Peace.
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Um, hey, Beavis, there he is.
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Okay, Butthead.
Now the only way to switch back
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is to get that guy
to kick our ass again.
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Um, hey, uh--
hey, how's it going?
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Um, would you mind, like,
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kicking our asses, please?
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Lucas,
do you know these kids?
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Yeah, he kicked our ass yesterday.
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He, like, banged our heads together.
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I said "head."
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You said "bang" too.
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That's a good one.
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Look, the old me would love to
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bash your stupid heads
together, fellas.
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But since I met Debbie,
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I don't solve my problems
with violence no more.
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Proud of you, hon.
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She taught me to see things
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from the other person's
point of view.
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That sometimes,
you just need to find a way
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to walk a mile
in the other guy's shoes,
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and then you'll realize--
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okay, she can't see us.
Here we go.
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Coming, honey!
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Uh, whoa.
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What happened?
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Did we switch back?
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Uh, check the letters
on our hands.
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My letter got smeared
or something.
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Uh, mine too.
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I guess we'll never know.
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So, um, which one am I now,
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Beavis or Butthead?
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Uh, who cares?
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What difference does it make?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Did we learn a lesson?
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I sure hope not.
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Chirp.