1 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:06,057 [rock music] 2 00:00:06,123 --> 00:00:09,126 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:09,193 --> 00:00:15,132 [both snickering] 4 00:00:18,903 --> 00:00:21,138 Remember that movie we saw yesterday, 5 00:00:21,205 --> 00:00:23,074 "Freaky Friday"? 6 00:00:23,140 --> 00:00:24,608 Uh, yeah. 7 00:00:24,675 --> 00:00:26,677 This chick and her mom switched bodies 8 00:00:26,744 --> 00:00:29,981 because the chick wanted bigger thingies. 9 00:00:30,047 --> 00:00:31,682 And then they learned a lesson. 10 00:00:31,749 --> 00:00:34,385 So, um, how did they change bodies though? 11 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:35,887 [soda fizzing] 12 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:39,090 Uh, there was like a big flash of light 13 00:00:39,156 --> 00:00:40,591 and then the girl was like, "whoa" 14 00:00:40,657 --> 00:00:41,893 and then the mom was like, "whoa" 15 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:43,494 and then they were like-- [both grunt] 16 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,831 [mystical music] 17 00:00:48,699 --> 00:00:51,668 'Scuse me. 18 00:00:51,735 --> 00:00:53,704 Whoa. 19 00:00:53,771 --> 00:00:55,472 What just happened? 20 00:00:55,539 --> 00:00:57,942 Uh, I don't know. 21 00:00:58,009 --> 00:01:00,477 There was like a big flash of light 22 00:01:00,544 --> 00:01:02,780 and then I was like, "whoa." 23 00:01:02,847 --> 00:01:04,748 And then you were like-- 24 00:01:04,816 --> 00:01:07,118 whoa. - Whoa. 25 00:01:07,184 --> 00:01:09,353 Um, Butthead, 26 00:01:09,420 --> 00:01:12,223 you're not gonna believe what my reflection looks like. 27 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:14,558 You're not gonna believe what my reflection looks like. 28 00:01:14,625 --> 00:01:17,194 Did we just, like, switch bodies? 29 00:01:17,261 --> 00:01:20,832 Whoa. Maybe we did. 30 00:01:20,898 --> 00:01:23,935 Uh, okay, let me try something. 31 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:26,971 Do you think nachos taste good? 32 00:01:27,038 --> 00:01:30,641 - Yes, yes, I do. - Whoa, that's my thing. 33 00:01:30,707 --> 00:01:32,176 Uh, let me think of one. 34 00:01:32,243 --> 00:01:34,478 Um, do you want to score all the time? 35 00:01:34,545 --> 00:01:36,313 - I sure do. - Whoa! 36 00:01:36,380 --> 00:01:38,749 Do you like cool things and you hate stuff that sucks? 37 00:01:38,816 --> 00:01:40,617 Whoa! Amazing! 38 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,419 It has happened. 39 00:01:42,486 --> 00:01:46,323 I'm Beavis and you're Butthead. 40 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:48,725 I'm a dumbass. 41 00:01:50,928 --> 00:01:52,463 Alonzo. 42 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:53,730 Here. 43 00:01:53,797 --> 00:01:56,467 - Beavis? - Here. 44 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,869 Butthead. 45 00:01:57,935 --> 00:01:59,636 Yeah, I'm here too. 46 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,205 Boys, when I take attendance, 47 00:02:01,272 --> 00:02:04,575 I'd prefer you call your own names, mmkay? 48 00:02:04,641 --> 00:02:06,110 We did, sir. 49 00:02:06,177 --> 00:02:07,411 Yeah, see, um-- 50 00:02:07,478 --> 00:02:10,814 see, we like, switched identi-stries yesterday. 51 00:02:10,882 --> 00:02:13,784 So, like, he's Beavis and I'm Butthead. 52 00:02:13,851 --> 00:02:14,919 Right, Butthead? 53 00:02:14,986 --> 00:02:16,787 I'm Beavis, dumbass. 54 00:02:16,854 --> 00:02:18,355 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, right. 55 00:02:18,422 --> 00:02:20,557 And I'm Butthead. 56 00:02:20,624 --> 00:02:23,794 I'm just gonna write the first letter of my name on my hand 57 00:02:23,861 --> 00:02:25,729 so I don't forget. There we go. 58 00:02:25,796 --> 00:02:27,698 Oh, yeah. 59 00:02:27,764 --> 00:02:29,166 Good idea, Butthead. 60 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:30,734 You're a lot smarter than me. 61 00:02:30,801 --> 00:02:32,436 Okay, guys, 62 00:02:32,503 --> 00:02:36,407 I understand what you must be going through, mmkay? 63 00:02:36,473 --> 00:02:40,077 Identity is a very powerful issue for adolescents, 64 00:02:40,144 --> 00:02:41,412 and I want you to know that 65 00:02:41,478 --> 00:02:44,781 you have my full support on your journey. 66 00:02:44,848 --> 00:02:46,617 Thank you, Mr. Van Driessen. 67 00:02:46,683 --> 00:02:48,152 I appreciate it, 68 00:02:48,219 --> 00:02:51,355 even though I'm a total dumbass named Beavis. 69 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:53,624 You're very welcome. 70 00:02:53,690 --> 00:02:56,260 Beavis-- I'm sorry, Butthead, 71 00:02:56,327 --> 00:02:58,395 do you need to go to the bathroom? 72 00:02:58,462 --> 00:03:01,966 I do but, um--but I don't wanna touch Beavis' wiener. 73 00:03:02,033 --> 00:03:05,436 You better not. Leave my wiener alone, dumbass. 74 00:03:05,502 --> 00:03:08,805 Wait a minute, maybe it's Butthead's wiener? 75 00:03:08,872 --> 00:03:09,873 Yeah, I don't know. 76 00:03:09,941 --> 00:03:11,642 I'm just gonna play it safe 77 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:12,977 and pee in your pants. 78 00:03:13,044 --> 00:03:15,179 Don't pee in my pants, butthole. 79 00:03:15,246 --> 00:03:16,647 Sorry, Beavis. 80 00:03:16,713 --> 00:03:20,017 I don't have a lot of options, you know what I'm saying? 81 00:03:20,084 --> 00:03:22,086 It's the only thing that makes sense. 82 00:03:22,153 --> 00:03:26,958 I'm gonna have to go ahead and poop in your pants too. 83 00:03:27,024 --> 00:03:29,860 I'm gonna get you for this, Butthead. 84 00:03:29,927 --> 00:03:32,363 Watch this. 85 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:34,999 Uh, excuse me, everyone. 86 00:03:35,066 --> 00:03:37,534 My name is Butthead and I'm a dumbass 87 00:03:37,601 --> 00:03:41,838 and please never score with me because it'll suck. 88 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,842 Did you see what I did there? 89 00:03:45,909 --> 00:03:48,179 I made you look ridiculous. 90 00:03:48,245 --> 00:03:50,447 Dammit! I'm gonna kill you, Butthead! 91 00:03:50,514 --> 00:03:52,716 Wait a minute. 92 00:03:52,783 --> 00:03:54,685 I mean, I'm gonna kill you, Beavis! 93 00:03:54,751 --> 00:03:58,255 [both grunting] 94 00:03:58,322 --> 00:04:01,858 Mmkay, identity is very important. 95 00:04:01,925 --> 00:04:04,228 Dobson? - Here. 96 00:04:08,765 --> 00:04:10,201 Dammit, I don't like being you, Beavis. 97 00:04:10,267 --> 00:04:12,369 It sucks. - Settle down, Butthead. 98 00:04:12,436 --> 00:04:14,105 Ah! 99 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:17,141 Wait a minute, you just hit yourself, Beavis. 100 00:04:17,208 --> 00:04:19,676 Uh... oh, yeah. 101 00:04:19,743 --> 00:04:21,345 Yeah, check this out. 102 00:04:21,412 --> 00:04:22,980 I'm hitting you. 103 00:04:23,047 --> 00:04:23,981 Ah! 104 00:04:24,048 --> 00:04:25,216 Ow! 105 00:04:25,282 --> 00:04:26,683 Cut it out, Butthead 106 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:28,319 You don't like this, do you, Beavis? 107 00:04:28,385 --> 00:04:31,455 Ah! Ow. Yeah, see. 108 00:04:31,522 --> 00:04:33,224 That's it, Butthead. 109 00:04:33,290 --> 00:04:34,758 I'm kicking your ass. 110 00:04:34,825 --> 00:04:37,128 - Cut it out, Beavis. - [groaning] 111 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:38,495 Son of a bitch. 112 00:04:38,562 --> 00:04:42,833 [loud thudding] Ah! Take that, butthole! 113 00:04:42,899 --> 00:04:44,735 [shouts] 114 00:04:44,801 --> 00:04:46,270 [grunting] 115 00:04:46,337 --> 00:04:50,374 Dammit, Butthead, you brought this on yourself. 116 00:04:50,441 --> 00:04:51,875 [snap] 117 00:04:51,942 --> 00:04:54,511 [grunting] Do you give up yet? 118 00:04:54,578 --> 00:04:56,413 Never! [snickering] 119 00:04:56,480 --> 00:05:00,351 Ugh, ow, ah! 120 00:05:00,417 --> 00:05:01,385 What about now? 121 00:05:01,452 --> 00:05:03,954 No way! 122 00:05:04,021 --> 00:05:05,789 Ugh, ugh, ow! 123 00:05:05,856 --> 00:05:08,892 Keep going. See if I care! 124 00:05:08,959 --> 00:05:11,928 [grunting] 125 00:05:12,663 --> 00:05:15,666 Switching bodies sucks. - Yeah, really. 126 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,434 You're not the guy who just got his balls hit 127 00:05:17,501 --> 00:05:20,537 with a broomstick like 20 times. 128 00:05:22,173 --> 00:05:25,109 * Got my driver's license last week ♪ 129 00:05:25,176 --> 00:05:27,644 ♪ Just like we always talked about ♪ 130 00:05:27,711 --> 00:05:29,546 You know, when I get my driver's license, 131 00:05:29,613 --> 00:05:31,548 I'm not gonna, like, sit in my room 132 00:05:31,615 --> 00:05:33,184 and play a tiny piano. 133 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,586 I'm gonna go out and tear ass all over the place. 134 00:05:35,652 --> 00:05:37,188 [chuckles] 135 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:39,890 Run stuff over! 136 00:05:39,956 --> 00:05:41,992 And speed. 137 00:05:42,059 --> 00:05:45,629 [both snickering] - Yeah. 138 00:05:45,696 --> 00:05:47,164 And another thing. 139 00:05:47,231 --> 00:05:49,133 You know how everyone's driver's license pictures 140 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,302 look all dorky? 141 00:05:51,368 --> 00:05:53,370 They're all like... [groans] 142 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:55,038 Mine's gonna look cool. 143 00:05:55,106 --> 00:05:57,108 I'm gonna look like this. Check it out. 144 00:05:59,876 --> 00:06:03,847 Uh, you sure are ugly, Beavis. 145 00:06:03,914 --> 00:06:07,251 Mine's gonna be cool. I'm gonna look like this. 146 00:06:07,318 --> 00:06:09,353 Check it out. 147 00:06:09,420 --> 00:06:11,288 Okay, here we go. 148 00:06:11,355 --> 00:06:13,724 * Never felt this way ♪ 149 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:16,327 That's not really very good, Butthead. 150 00:06:16,393 --> 00:06:18,162 Beavis, I'm gonna "not very good" 151 00:06:18,229 --> 00:06:20,063 the backside of your ass. 152 00:06:20,131 --> 00:06:21,632 You know what license I always wondered 153 00:06:21,698 --> 00:06:24,135 how you get? A license to kill. 154 00:06:24,201 --> 00:06:27,371 You know, the 007, like James Bond. 155 00:06:27,438 --> 00:06:30,774 How do you get one of those? 156 00:06:30,841 --> 00:06:33,910 Uh, I think first you have to get, like, 157 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:37,114 a learner's permit to kill, when you're 16. 158 00:06:37,181 --> 00:06:38,949 Oh, yeah. 159 00:06:39,015 --> 00:06:42,186 And then there's, like, a written test. 160 00:06:42,253 --> 00:06:43,987 I don't do good on written tests 161 00:06:44,054 --> 00:06:46,690 but, um, that's one thing I might actually, like, 162 00:06:46,757 --> 00:06:48,492 go to school for and, like, take a test, 163 00:06:48,559 --> 00:06:50,861 you know, because, um-- 164 00:06:50,927 --> 00:06:52,863 because that would be cool, you know. 165 00:06:52,929 --> 00:06:55,232 'Cause then, like, when a cop pulls you over, 166 00:06:55,299 --> 00:06:57,834 and he's like, "Excuse me, sir, the reason I pulled you over is 167 00:06:57,901 --> 00:07:00,604 "you just killed somebody back there. 168 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:02,239 "Do you have your license to kill on you, sir? 169 00:07:02,306 --> 00:07:04,408 And your registration, please." 170 00:07:04,475 --> 00:07:07,544 Yeah, and then I just shoot him. 171 00:07:07,611 --> 00:07:09,913 [chuckles] 172 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:11,548 No, that won't work, Butthead. 173 00:07:11,615 --> 00:07:13,984 He's probably got a bullet proof vest and he won't die 174 00:07:14,050 --> 00:07:16,587 and you'll just get in a bunch of trouble. 175 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:17,754 You're right, Beavis. 176 00:07:17,821 --> 00:07:19,690 Violence is never the answer. 177 00:07:19,756 --> 00:07:21,725 Choose to diffuse. 178 00:07:21,792 --> 00:07:23,827 Exactly. [both snickering] 179 00:07:23,894 --> 00:07:26,297 Peace. [chuckles] 180 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:28,899 [both snickering] 181 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:33,237 Um, hey, Beavis, there he is. 182 00:07:33,304 --> 00:07:36,573 Okay, Butthead. Now the only way to switch back 183 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:38,842 is to get that guy to kick our ass again. 184 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:42,646 Um, hey, uh-- hey, how's it going? 185 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:44,515 Um, would you mind, like, 186 00:07:44,581 --> 00:07:46,450 kicking our asses, please? 187 00:07:46,517 --> 00:07:48,519 Lucas, do you know these kids? 188 00:07:48,585 --> 00:07:50,221 Yeah, he kicked our ass yesterday. 189 00:07:50,287 --> 00:07:52,823 He, like, banged our heads together. 190 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:55,192 [chuckling] I said "head." 191 00:07:55,259 --> 00:07:58,161 [all laugh] 192 00:07:58,229 --> 00:08:00,597 You said "bang" too. 193 00:08:00,664 --> 00:08:02,533 That's a good one. 194 00:08:02,599 --> 00:08:04,568 Look, the old me would love to 195 00:08:04,635 --> 00:08:06,770 bash your stupid heads together, fellas. 196 00:08:06,837 --> 00:08:08,171 But since I met Debbie, 197 00:08:08,239 --> 00:08:10,841 I don't solve my problems with violence no more. 198 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,743 Proud of you, hon. 199 00:08:12,809 --> 00:08:14,144 She taught me to see things 200 00:08:14,211 --> 00:08:16,313 from the other person's point of view. 201 00:08:16,380 --> 00:08:19,149 That sometimes, you just need to find a way 202 00:08:19,216 --> 00:08:22,553 to walk a mile in the other guy's shoes, 203 00:08:22,619 --> 00:08:25,589 and then you'll realize-- 204 00:08:25,656 --> 00:08:27,591 okay, she can't see us. Here we go. 205 00:08:27,658 --> 00:08:32,095 [grunting] 206 00:08:32,162 --> 00:08:34,164 Coming, honey! 207 00:08:34,231 --> 00:08:37,167 [mystical music] 208 00:08:37,234 --> 00:08:40,170 ♪ ♪ 209 00:08:42,239 --> 00:08:45,041 Uh, whoa. 210 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:47,177 What happened? 211 00:08:47,244 --> 00:08:48,412 Did we switch back? 212 00:08:48,479 --> 00:08:52,949 Uh, check the letters on our hands. 213 00:08:53,016 --> 00:08:54,318 My letter got smeared or something. 214 00:08:54,385 --> 00:08:58,289 Uh, mine too. 215 00:08:58,355 --> 00:09:01,024 I guess we'll never know. 216 00:09:01,091 --> 00:09:03,627 So, um, which one am I now, 217 00:09:03,694 --> 00:09:05,195 Beavis or Butthead? 218 00:09:05,262 --> 00:09:08,799 Uh, who cares? 219 00:09:08,865 --> 00:09:10,534 What difference does it make? 220 00:09:10,601 --> 00:09:12,836 Oh, yeah, yeah. 221 00:09:12,903 --> 00:09:14,605 Did we learn a lesson? 222 00:09:14,671 --> 00:09:16,172 I sure hope not. 223 00:09:16,239 --> 00:09:19,009 [both snickering] 224 00:09:21,345 --> 00:09:24,281 [rock music] 225 00:09:24,348 --> 00:09:31,254 ♪ ♪ 226 00:09:46,337 --> 00:09:48,271 Chirp. 227 00:09:48,339 --> 00:09:50,941 [resonant chord]