1 00:00:09,413 --> 00:00:13,818 Welcome to the West Texas Nature Preserve, mm-kay? 2 00:00:13,885 --> 00:00:16,854 So before we get started, interesting fact: 3 00:00:16,921 --> 00:00:18,890 We're just a few hundred feet away 4 00:00:18,956 --> 00:00:20,658 from the New Mexico border, 5 00:00:20,725 --> 00:00:23,494 which is in the Mountain Time Zone. 6 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:25,462 So if you go up the road just a bit, 7 00:00:25,529 --> 00:00:27,131 it's an hour earlier. 8 00:00:27,198 --> 00:00:28,666 Whoa. 9 00:00:28,733 --> 00:00:30,668 So we can, like, travel through time? 10 00:00:30,735 --> 00:00:32,870 Well, no. That's not how it works. 11 00:00:32,937 --> 00:00:35,406 It's just a different time zone. 12 00:00:35,472 --> 00:00:36,640 Whoa. 13 00:00:36,708 --> 00:00:38,275 Did you hear that, Beavis? 14 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:41,012 He said we can travel to future time zones. 15 00:00:41,078 --> 00:00:42,179 Cool, yeah, yeah. 16 00:00:42,246 --> 00:00:43,447 Let's go. 17 00:00:43,514 --> 00:00:45,216 Now, if you keep your eyes peeled, 18 00:00:45,282 --> 00:00:47,618 you can see up to two kinds of cactus. 19 00:00:47,685 --> 00:00:49,253 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 20 00:00:52,656 --> 00:00:55,259 Well, Beavis, on the other side of that sign 21 00:00:55,326 --> 00:00:57,328 lies an hour in the future. 22 00:00:57,394 --> 00:00:59,130 Whoa. 23 00:00:59,196 --> 00:01:01,565 A place few people will ever go. 24 00:01:08,706 --> 00:01:11,075 Well, here we are. 25 00:01:11,142 --> 00:01:12,643 Cool. 26 00:01:12,710 --> 00:01:15,279 It feels advanced or something. 27 00:01:15,346 --> 00:01:18,615 So, um, so what do you wanna do here in the future? 28 00:01:18,682 --> 00:01:22,053 Uh, let's go in there and get a hot dog. 29 00:01:22,119 --> 00:01:24,722 - Um, I'm not hungry yet. 30 00:01:24,789 --> 00:01:27,524 Uh, then let's go another hour in the future 31 00:01:27,591 --> 00:01:28,793 when it's lunchtime. 32 00:01:28,860 --> 00:01:31,228 Oh, yeah. Good idea, yeah. 33 00:01:31,295 --> 00:01:34,065 This is cool. - Just go around here. 34 00:01:34,131 --> 00:01:35,599 It's gonna be cool. 35 00:01:35,666 --> 00:01:36,801 There we go. 36 00:01:36,868 --> 00:01:37,935 Yeah, that's better. 37 00:01:38,002 --> 00:01:39,570 Yeah, now I'm starving. 38 00:01:39,636 --> 00:01:41,806 I think. 39 00:01:41,873 --> 00:01:43,674 This hot dog is full of things not known 40 00:01:43,741 --> 00:01:45,009 to our time. 41 00:01:47,211 --> 00:01:48,212 Oh, damn it. 42 00:01:48,279 --> 00:01:49,513 Don't worry, Beavis. 43 00:01:49,580 --> 00:01:51,615 We can just, like, go back in time an hour 44 00:01:51,682 --> 00:01:53,417 to before it got the germs on it. 45 00:01:53,484 --> 00:01:55,486 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, cool. 46 00:01:59,857 --> 00:02:01,893 There we go. 47 00:02:01,959 --> 00:02:04,161 It's amazing no one else has thought of this. 48 00:02:04,228 --> 00:02:06,563 Most people are stupid, Beavis. 49 00:02:06,630 --> 00:02:09,633 It's a fact. - Yeah, yeah. 50 00:02:09,700 --> 00:02:11,102 Yeah, that's better. 51 00:02:11,168 --> 00:02:12,837 No germs. 52 00:02:12,904 --> 00:02:14,939 Hey, you gotta pay for those. 53 00:02:15,006 --> 00:02:17,041 Uh, sir, don't worry. 54 00:02:17,108 --> 00:02:19,010 In the future, we will get some money, 55 00:02:19,076 --> 00:02:20,577 and then we will go back in time 56 00:02:20,644 --> 00:02:22,313 and pay for this an hour ago. 57 00:02:22,379 --> 00:02:24,748 Remember? 58 00:02:24,816 --> 00:02:27,484 - Ow! - Damn it. 59 00:02:27,551 --> 00:02:28,920 Boy, for a guy in the future, 60 00:02:28,986 --> 00:02:30,721 he doesn't understand time travel. 61 00:02:30,788 --> 00:02:31,923 Yeah, yeah. 62 00:02:31,989 --> 00:02:33,324 Yeah, I thought people in the future 63 00:02:33,390 --> 00:02:35,026 were supposed to be smart. 64 00:02:35,092 --> 00:02:36,961 Jesus. 65 00:02:39,396 --> 00:02:43,134 * I wore that hoodie to school this morning ♪ 66 00:02:44,601 --> 00:02:46,070 White people. 67 00:02:47,972 --> 00:02:50,074 This is like a boy band, 68 00:02:50,141 --> 00:02:52,709 but with just one person, yeah. 69 00:02:52,776 --> 00:02:56,147 Yeah, and he actually is a boy. 70 00:02:56,213 --> 00:02:58,449 Yeah, he looks like he's 11. 71 00:03:00,751 --> 00:03:01,685 Yeah, check this out, Butt-Head. 72 00:03:01,752 --> 00:03:03,187 Yeah. 73 00:03:03,254 --> 00:03:05,089 Yeah, I mean, yeah, this kid, he's young, you know? 74 00:03:05,156 --> 00:03:06,257 You know, and he says like, uh, 75 00:03:06,323 --> 00:03:08,192 "Hey, you wanna come back to my crib?" 76 00:03:08,259 --> 00:03:10,928 He means an actual crib, you know what I'm saying? 77 00:03:10,995 --> 00:03:12,663 He's young, you know? 78 00:03:14,098 --> 00:03:15,900 You're in rare form today, Beavis. 79 00:03:15,967 --> 00:03:18,469 Yeah, I mean, I don't wanna say he's young, but, uh, 80 00:03:18,535 --> 00:03:20,204 you know, this chick thinks he's got wood, 81 00:03:20,271 --> 00:03:22,606 but it's just his diaper's full, you know? 82 00:03:22,673 --> 00:03:24,808 And he's young, this kid, you know? 83 00:03:24,876 --> 00:03:28,312 Hey-yo! 84 00:03:28,379 --> 00:03:31,883 * Nothing between us but Chapstick ♪ 85 00:03:31,949 --> 00:03:35,619 Uh, isn't it, like, illegal for a girl her age 86 00:03:35,686 --> 00:03:37,754 to be with a kid his age? 87 00:03:37,821 --> 00:03:40,491 - Yeah, yeah, really. 88 00:03:40,557 --> 00:03:43,794 He's a victim. 89 00:03:46,130 --> 00:03:48,365 He's wearing headphones, so he doesn't have to listen 90 00:03:48,432 --> 00:03:50,801 to this crap. 91 00:03:50,868 --> 00:03:51,869 Yeah, they should let us listen 92 00:03:51,936 --> 00:03:53,804 to whatever he's listening to. 93 00:03:53,871 --> 00:03:55,406 They're playing Mozart 94 00:03:55,472 --> 00:03:57,674 to help with his brain development. 95 00:04:01,745 --> 00:04:04,248 Yeah, it's not working. 96 00:04:04,315 --> 00:04:07,151 * Between us but Chapstick ♪ 97 00:04:07,218 --> 00:04:09,653 "Nothing between us but Chapstick," 98 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,722 what's that even mean? 99 00:04:11,788 --> 00:04:13,024 Well, I'll tell you one thing 100 00:04:13,090 --> 00:04:16,727 that's not between 'em, pubic hair. 101 00:04:19,096 --> 00:04:21,798 Uh, come on, Butt-Head. That's kind of mean. 102 00:04:21,865 --> 00:04:24,668 Uh, I don't care. 103 00:04:24,735 --> 00:04:26,003 He's rich, 104 00:04:26,070 --> 00:04:27,771 and he gets to score when he's 11. 105 00:04:29,140 --> 00:04:30,507 He'll be just fine. 106 00:04:33,810 --> 00:04:37,581 Uh, let's go to the future and see if future chicks have, 107 00:04:37,648 --> 00:04:41,919 like, loosened up any about wanting to score. 108 00:04:44,055 --> 00:04:46,357 Um, I'm gonna go backwards, 109 00:04:46,423 --> 00:04:48,993 so I don't go too far into the future. 110 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:52,096 I don't wanna get, like, eaten by a robot or something. 111 00:04:52,163 --> 00:04:54,765 Uh, good thinking, Beavis. 112 00:04:54,831 --> 00:04:56,867 - Aah, aah! 113 00:04:56,934 --> 00:04:58,970 Uh, damn it. 114 00:04:59,036 --> 00:05:00,304 I think I broke my arm, Butt-Head. 115 00:05:00,371 --> 00:05:01,405 Ow. 116 00:05:01,472 --> 00:05:03,274 Nothing to worry about, Beavis. 117 00:05:03,340 --> 00:05:06,010 Let's just go back an hour to before you broke it. 118 00:05:06,077 --> 00:05:08,545 Oh, yeah, yeah. Ow. 119 00:05:10,347 --> 00:05:12,716 Yeah, I think it feels better or something. 120 00:05:12,783 --> 00:05:14,451 Yeah. 121 00:05:14,518 --> 00:05:15,886 Ow. 122 00:05:15,953 --> 00:05:19,523 Whoa, check it out, Beavis. Future chicks. 123 00:05:19,590 --> 00:05:21,525 I can drive until we get to Midland if you want. 124 00:05:21,592 --> 00:05:23,594 Uh, hey, future baby. 125 00:05:25,196 --> 00:05:27,698 We're from, like, a bygone era. 126 00:05:27,764 --> 00:05:29,233 We would like to score with you. 127 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:30,801 - In the future. 128 00:05:30,867 --> 00:05:33,170 Oh, my God, what happened to your arm? 129 00:05:33,237 --> 00:05:35,306 Oh, um, I'm gonna break it later. 130 00:05:35,372 --> 00:05:36,473 Yeah. 131 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:39,076 It's really gonna hurt in an hour. 132 00:05:39,143 --> 00:05:41,412 Whoa, I gotta sit down here. 133 00:05:41,478 --> 00:05:43,680 Damn it, Beavis. You're messing up my game. 134 00:05:43,747 --> 00:05:46,183 Let's go back in time an hour and do this again. 135 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:47,918 And don't screw it up this time. 136 00:05:47,985 --> 00:05:50,021 Okay, okay, yeah. 137 00:05:50,087 --> 00:05:55,092 Now this time let me do all the talking, dumbass. 138 00:05:55,159 --> 00:05:57,394 Hey, thanks for the coffee, hon. 139 00:06:00,764 --> 00:06:02,233 Now what do we do, Butt-Head? 140 00:06:02,299 --> 00:06:04,035 It's like we went too far back in time 141 00:06:04,101 --> 00:06:05,969 to when they had boyfriends or something. 142 00:06:06,037 --> 00:06:08,172 Beavis, mark my words: 143 00:06:08,239 --> 00:06:10,341 we will travel through time until we find the part 144 00:06:10,407 --> 00:06:12,409 of human history where we can score. 145 00:06:12,476 --> 00:06:14,211 Oh, yeah, yeah. 146 00:06:14,278 --> 00:06:16,447 Boi-oi-oi--ahh! 147 00:06:20,784 --> 00:06:22,053 We just have to keep going back in time 148 00:06:22,119 --> 00:06:24,255 until before those chicks met their boyfriends. 149 00:06:24,321 --> 00:06:28,092 - Um, okay, yeah. 150 00:06:28,159 --> 00:06:31,195 Um, think we're there yet? 151 00:06:31,262 --> 00:06:34,098 Uh, probably. 152 00:06:34,165 --> 00:06:38,102 Just a little further to make sure. 153 00:06:38,169 --> 00:06:41,272 I just wanna be careful not to go too far back 154 00:06:41,338 --> 00:06:44,241 to, like, before they were born. 155 00:06:44,308 --> 00:06:47,144 I'm gonna go back in time to before you were born 156 00:06:47,211 --> 00:06:48,612 and do your mom. 157 00:06:48,679 --> 00:06:49,746 That's not funny, Butt-Head. 158 00:06:49,813 --> 00:06:51,415 Come on. Don't do that. 159 00:06:51,482 --> 00:06:54,251 - I'm gonna be your dad. 160 00:06:54,318 --> 00:06:55,452 Yeah, shut up! 161 00:06:55,519 --> 00:06:56,653 Come back here! 162 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,255 I'm gonna kick your ass! 163 00:06:58,322 --> 00:07:00,424 Run along, little Beavis. 164 00:07:00,491 --> 00:07:02,859 Your mother and I need some alone time. 165 00:07:02,926 --> 00:07:04,895 Stop going back in time, butthole! 166 00:07:04,961 --> 00:07:06,097 Come here! 167 00:07:06,163 --> 00:07:08,432 Whoa. I'm getting dizzy. 168 00:07:08,499 --> 00:07:10,134 Must be the time travel. 169 00:07:10,201 --> 00:07:11,635 I'm gonna kick your ass. 170 00:07:11,702 --> 00:07:13,604 Quit moving around in circles. 171 00:07:13,670 --> 00:07:15,406 Son of a bitch. 172 00:07:15,472 --> 00:07:18,309 Ow, ow, ow, my arm! Ahh, ahh! 173 00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:21,645 - Uh, damn it. 174 00:07:21,712 --> 00:07:25,082 Um, uh, Butt-Head? 175 00:07:25,149 --> 00:07:26,417 Where are we? 176 00:07:26,483 --> 00:07:27,551 Where's that sign? 177 00:07:27,618 --> 00:07:30,354 Uh, it's gone. 178 00:07:32,055 --> 00:07:36,593 Beavis, we're trapped in the past. 179 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:38,295 Oh, boy. 180 00:07:41,165 --> 00:07:43,200 Oh, cool, yeah. 181 00:07:43,267 --> 00:07:45,202 Yeah, Shark Week kicks ass. 182 00:07:46,337 --> 00:07:47,538 It sure does. 183 00:07:50,006 --> 00:07:51,642 You know what I always wondered? 184 00:07:51,708 --> 00:07:56,079 Where is the shark's butt, you know? 185 00:07:56,147 --> 00:07:59,150 You just don't see anything back there, you know? 186 00:07:59,216 --> 00:08:01,518 Well, I'm glad you asked, Beavis. 187 00:08:01,585 --> 00:08:03,654 The bull shark doesn't have a butt. 188 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:05,756 It has an anus, 189 00:08:05,822 --> 00:08:09,426 which is located in the sub-schlongal region. 190 00:08:11,728 --> 00:08:14,398 Just near the testicular mesiphries. 191 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,068 Oh, wow. 192 00:08:18,135 --> 00:08:20,937 Wow, that's interesting, Butt-Head. 193 00:08:21,004 --> 00:08:22,873 How do you know so much about sharks? 194 00:08:22,939 --> 00:08:26,577 Uh, sometimes when I'm watching Shark Week, 195 00:08:26,643 --> 00:08:30,147 I, like, pay attention and stuff. 196 00:08:30,214 --> 00:08:33,384 Like, did you know at one time 75% of the Earth's surface 197 00:08:33,450 --> 00:08:34,818 was covered with sharks? 198 00:08:34,885 --> 00:08:37,654 Whoa, really? Yeah, I don't know. 199 00:08:37,721 --> 00:08:39,723 That seems like a lot, Butt-Head. 200 00:08:39,790 --> 00:08:41,192 It's true, Beavis. 201 00:08:41,258 --> 00:08:44,361 And if they ever stop swimming, they score. 202 00:08:44,428 --> 00:08:46,497 - Really? 203 00:08:46,563 --> 00:08:49,233 I mean, why do they swim at all? 204 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:51,067 It is a mystery, Beavis. 205 00:08:51,134 --> 00:08:52,636 We don't know. 206 00:08:52,703 --> 00:08:57,574 Also, a shark can go like six months without water. 207 00:08:57,641 --> 00:08:59,410 That's amazing. 208 00:08:59,476 --> 00:09:01,245 You know what I don't understand is, um, 209 00:09:01,312 --> 00:09:03,314 they always have, like, those little fish 210 00:09:03,380 --> 00:09:05,249 that are, like, following 'em around, you know? 211 00:09:05,316 --> 00:09:08,185 Like, right on their wings or whatever. 212 00:09:08,252 --> 00:09:11,154 Their scientific name is the Beavis Fish. 213 00:09:12,956 --> 00:09:15,426 Also known as the Wuss Fish. 214 00:09:15,492 --> 00:09:16,927 Much like the Land Beavis, 215 00:09:16,993 --> 00:09:19,430 it follows around someone much cooler than itself. 216 00:09:20,664 --> 00:09:23,767 Shut up, Butt-Head! Come on. 217 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:26,503 This fish has another thing in common with you, Beavis. 218 00:09:26,570 --> 00:09:31,575 The Beavis Fish's mom is known as the notorious Slut Fish. 219 00:09:31,642 --> 00:09:33,910 Come on, Butt-Head. Come on. 220 00:09:33,977 --> 00:09:36,847 It has done it with whales, octopuses, 221 00:09:36,913 --> 00:09:41,252 penguins, drowning dudes, the bottom of a boat, 222 00:09:41,318 --> 00:09:42,519 you name it. 223 00:09:42,586 --> 00:09:44,821 If it swims, she'll do it. 224 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:47,023 Come on, Butt-Head. That's enough. 225 00:09:47,090 --> 00:09:50,694 Uh, okay, just one more. 226 00:09:50,761 --> 00:09:52,763 No, Butt-Head. Come on. 227 00:09:52,829 --> 00:09:54,365 You're gonna thank me, Beavis. 228 00:09:54,431 --> 00:09:55,699 It's a good one. 229 00:09:55,766 --> 00:09:56,800 Okay, okay, okay. 230 00:09:56,867 --> 00:09:59,202 One more and that's all. 231 00:09:59,270 --> 00:10:02,706 She turned the coral reef into the oral reef. 232 00:10:06,777 --> 00:10:07,944 Yeah, yeah. 233 00:10:08,011 --> 00:10:10,146 I guess you were right, Butt-Head. 234 00:10:11,615 --> 00:10:14,084 Oral reef. [laughs] 235 00:10:15,586 --> 00:10:18,655 So, like, um, where's the bus? 236 00:10:18,722 --> 00:10:21,458 I think the bus hasn't been invented yet. 237 00:10:21,525 --> 00:10:23,226 - Damn it. 238 00:10:23,294 --> 00:10:24,495 That sucks. 239 00:10:24,561 --> 00:10:25,862 How are we gonna get home? 240 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:28,332 Our home is gone, dumbass. 241 00:10:28,399 --> 00:10:31,201 I think we went back like a hundred years 242 00:10:31,268 --> 00:10:32,936 to caveman times. 243 00:10:33,003 --> 00:10:37,173 Yeah, well, um, let's go find a cave to live in. 244 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,009 Maybe one that has a TV or something. 245 00:10:40,176 --> 00:10:43,113 I'm gonna score with a gorilla. 246 00:10:43,179 --> 00:10:46,350 And I'm gonna invent fire, yeah. 247 00:10:46,417 --> 00:10:48,785 I'm gonna score with that long-time-ago chick 248 00:10:48,852 --> 00:10:50,654 with the leaf on her thingy. 249 00:10:50,721 --> 00:10:53,156 Um, can I score with the gorilla then? 250 00:10:54,224 --> 00:10:56,460 Uh, no. 251 00:10:56,527 --> 00:10:58,595 I get both. 252 00:10:58,662 --> 00:11:00,864 Damn it. That sucks. 253 00:11:00,931 --> 00:11:02,866 I know it's late, 254 00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:06,837 but we can't leave until everyone is on the bus. 255 00:11:06,903 --> 00:11:10,106 Has anyone seen Beavis and Butt-Head? 256 00:11:10,173 --> 00:11:13,710 No one has seen Beavis and Butt-Head? 257 00:11:13,777 --> 00:11:17,314 Not one person? 258 00:11:17,381 --> 00:11:19,416 Come on, guys. Think. 259 00:11:19,483 --> 00:11:23,320 Not one person's seen Beavis and Butt-Head? 260 00:11:48,379 --> 00:11:50,313 Chirp.