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And then he told me that
when you're on a camping trip,
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if someone's asleep
and you put their hand
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in a bowl of warm water, they,
like, pee in their sleep.
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Uh, really?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
like, right in their pants.
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It really works.
They pee their pants, yeah.
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Are you feeling
sleepy, Beavis?
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Yeah, yeah, a little.
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Uh, wait here.
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Let me help you get
comfortable, Beavis.
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Oh, thanks, yeah.
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You can use this bag
of potato chips as a pillow.
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Oh, thank you.
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Yeah, it's pretty cozy. Yeah.
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Oh, still some stuff
in there, too.
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Wow, good stuff.
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There we go, Beavis.
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You just relax.
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You know, I think I will. Yeah.
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Nice deep breaths, Beavis.
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I might just rest my
eyes for a little bit,
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if that's okay.
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You go right ahead, Beavis.
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Relax, deeper and deeper,
way down.
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Count backwards from--
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Uh, never mind that, Beavis.
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Just relax.
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Okay.
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What a day, what a day.
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Hmm.
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Hey!
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Are you trying to make me
pee my pants?
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Perhaps.
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Um, wait here.
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Pee his pants.
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Well played, Beavis.
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We'll see who falls
asleep first, Butt-Head.
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Yes, we will, Beavis.
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Yes, we will.
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We are playing
the most dangerous game.
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And the loser pees their pants.
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Whoa!
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I can't tell you
how easy that was.
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Did you see that?
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I sure did.
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Yes! Yes!
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Oh, yeah.
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Boy, this guy
really hates bamboo.
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Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I hate it, too.
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Yeah, yeah, chop it off.
Yeah!
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Yes, get it.
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both: Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Get it.
- Yeah.
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This guy must score so hard.
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That's what I love about
this Chinese war sword.
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I want this job right here. Yeah.
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Do you think you need,
like, good grades
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to be a sword chopper?
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Uh, I don't think so.
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He looks pretty stupid.
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Stupid people kick ass.
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I love it.
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The Chinese war sword
by Cold Steel.
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The Chinese war sword, yeah.
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Who's this doofus?
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Yeah, yeah, really.
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I think that's, like,
that guy's son or something.
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He's a disgrace
to the family.
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Well, son, if you get fired
from Subway,
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there's always a place for you
here slicing cow heads.
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Don't worry about it.
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That basketball killed
his entire family.
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They ought to kill all
the sports, you know?
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Yeah, they should kill,
like, baseball and football
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and stretching and climbing
that rope, you know?
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Whoa, whoa, look!
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Yeah. Yeah, there you go.
There you go.
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Yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
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Yeah.
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This is the coolest video
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I have ever seen
in my entire life.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, they should put a thing
at the beginning that says
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"Definitely try this at home."
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"And do not ask
your parents' permission."
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'Cause it kicks ass. Yeah.
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Good morning, Beavis.
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Um, yeah, good morning.
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You were up all night.
You must be feeling very tired.
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Oh, yes, yes.
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Yeah, in fact, I'm so tired
that if you go to sleep first,
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I'll go to sleep, too,
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and I will not put
your hand, like,
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in this bowl that's on my lap.
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Yeah.
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- Oh, really?
- Absolutely, yeah.
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And that's the truth.
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And it's not just me, like,
lying or something, you know?
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It's completely true,
from the bottom of my heart.
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Nice try, Beavis,
but the game continues.
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Okay, there are how
many kinds of rocks?
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Three kinds of rocks, okay?
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There's igneous...
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sedimentary,
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and meta what?
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Anybody?
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Meta...?
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Okay, it's metamorphic.
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Those are
the three kinds of rocks.
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Ugh!
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Damn it, Beavis,
this has gone too far.
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We've been up
for two nights in a row.
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That's, like, ten
straight hours or something.
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Yeah, I'm getting
kind of tired, Bergman.
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What's your name, again?
- Uh, I don't know.
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That sounded right.
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Cool.
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Beavis, it is time for peace.
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Let's pour out our bowls
of warm water
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and have, like, one
of those truce things.
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Yeah, truce thing. Yeah.
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Eh...
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one, two, three.
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I am kind of tired
or something.
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Yeah.
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Me too.
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Yeah.
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Eh...
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Damn it.
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Um, Beavis?
Butt-Head?
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Sounds reasonable.
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I'm beginning to get
concerned that the two of you
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aren't getting
enough rest, okay?
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It seems like you're coming
to class fatigued,
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and it's affecting
your ability to concentrate.
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- Beavis, where are you going?
- Just go over--
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Beavis?
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I think he's sleepwalking.
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Ah!
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Yes!
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I'm going to make
him pee in his pants.
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- Hey!
- Yeah, sorry about that.
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Come back here with your hand
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and, like, stand
in one place, dumbass.
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They don't stand
right there, you know?
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Ah!
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Damn it, stay in one place, dumbass.
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Hold still.
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Now, it's dangerous to wake
a sleepwalker, so we need--
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Oh.
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See bed, yeah.
There we go.
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Ah, finally...
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Victory is mine.