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<i>♪ MTV ♪</i>

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<i>[rock music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>[Beavis and Butt-Head
laughing]</i>

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And then he told me that
when you're on a camping trip,

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if someone's asleep
and you put their hand

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in a bowl of warm water, they,
like, pee in their sleep.

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Uh, really?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
like, right in their pants.

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It really works.
They pee their pants, yeah.

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[both laughing]

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Are you feeling
sleepy, Beavis?

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Yeah, yeah, a little.

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Uh, wait here.
[chuckling]

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[door opens]

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[objects clattering]

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[water running]

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[water stops]

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Let me help you get
comfortable, Beavis.

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Oh, thanks, yeah.

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You can use this bag
of potato chips as a pillow.

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Oh, thank you.

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Yeah, it's pretty cozy. Yeah.

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Oh, still some stuff
in there, too.

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Wow, good stuff.

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There we go, Beavis.

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You just relax.

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You know, I think I will. Yeah.

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Nice deep breaths, Beavis.

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[sighs] I might just rest my
eyes for a little bit,

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if that's okay.

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You go right ahead, Beavis.

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Relax, deeper and deeper,
way down.

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[chuckles]

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Count backwards from--

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Uh, never mind that, Beavis.

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Just relax.
[chuckles]

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Okay.

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What a day, what a day.

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[chuckles, sighs] Hmm.

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Hey!

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Are you trying to make me
pee my pants?

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Perhaps.
[chuckles]

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Um, wait here.
[chuckling]

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[objects clattering]

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[water running, Beavis humming]

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Pee his pants.
[snickers]

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Well played, Beavis.

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We'll see who falls
asleep first, Butt-Head.

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Yes, we will, Beavis.

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Yes, we will.

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We are playing
the most dangerous game.

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And the loser pees their pants.

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[snickering]

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<i>[rock music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>Whoa!</i>

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I can't tell you
how easy that was.

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Did you see that?

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I sure did.

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<i>Yes! Yes!</i>

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<i>Oh, yeah.</i>

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<i>Boy, this guy
really hates bamboo.</i>

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Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I hate it, too.

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Yeah, yeah, chop it off.
Yeah!

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<i>Yes, get it.</i>

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<i>both: Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.</i>

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<i>- Get it.
- Yeah.</i>

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<i>This guy must score so hard.</i>

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That's what I love about
this Chinese war sword.

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<i>I want this job right here.
Yeah.</i>

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Do you think you need,
like, good grades

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to be a sword chopper?

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<i>Uh, I don't think so.</i>

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<i>He looks pretty stupid.</i>

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Stupid people kick ass.

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I love it.

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The Chinese war sword
by Cold Steel.

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The Chinese war sword, yeah.

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<i>[chuckles]
Who's this doofus?</i>

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<i>Yeah, yeah, really.</i>

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<i>I think that's, like,
that guy's son or something.</i>

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<i>[chuckles]</i>

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He's a disgrace
to the family.

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<i>[both snickering]</i>

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<i>Well, son, if you get fired
from Subway,</i>

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<i>there's always a place for you
here slicing cow heads.</i>

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<i>Don't worry about it.</i>

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<i>That basketball killed
his entire family.</i>

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<i>[chuckles]</i>

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They ought to kill all
the sports, you know?

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Yeah, they should kill,
like, baseball and football

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and stretching and climbing
that rope, you know?

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<i>Whoa, whoa, look!</i>

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<i>Yeah. Yeah, there you go.
There you go.</i>

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Yeah.
Yeah, that's it.

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Yeah.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>This is the coolest video</i>

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<i>I have ever seen
in my entire life.</i>

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, they should put a thing
at the beginning that says

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"Definitely try this at home."

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"And do not ask
your parents' permission."

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<i>'Cause it kicks ass.
Yeah.</i>

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Good morning, Beavis.

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Um, yeah, good morning.

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You were up all night.
You must be feeling very tired.

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Oh, yes, yes.

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Yeah, in fact, I'm so tired
that if you go to sleep first,

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I'll go to sleep, too,

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and I will not put
your hand, like,

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in this bowl that's on my lap.

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Yeah.
[chuckles]

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- Oh, really?
- Absolutely, yeah.

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And that's the truth.

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And it's not just me, like,
lying or something, you know?

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It's completely true,
from the bottom of my heart.

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[chuckles]

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Nice try, Beavis,
but the game continues.

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<i>Okay, there are how
many kinds of rocks?</i>

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Three kinds of rocks, okay?

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There's igneous...

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sedimentary,

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and meta what?
- [snickering]

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[shouts]

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Anybody?

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Meta...?

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Okay, it's metamorphic.

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Those are
the three kinds of rocks.

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[school bell ringing]

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Ugh!
[chuckles]

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[both groaning]

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[both groaning]

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Damn it, Beavis,
this has gone too far.

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We've been up
for two nights in a row.

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That's, like, ten
straight hours or something.

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Yeah, I'm getting
kind of tired, Bergman.

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What's your name, again?
- Uh, I don't know.

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That sounded right.

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Cool.

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Beavis, it is time for peace.

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Let's pour out our bowls
of warm water

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and have, like, one
of those truce things.

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Yeah, truce thing. Yeah.

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Eh...

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one, two, three.

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[chuckles]

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[chuckles, groans softly]

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I am kind of tired
or something.

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Yeah.
[chuckles]

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Me too.
[chuckles]

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- [snoring]
- [chuckling]

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Yeah.

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[snoring]

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[chuckling]

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Eh...

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Damn it.

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Um, Beavis?
Butt-Head?

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[muttering]

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Sounds reasonable.

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I'm beginning to get
concerned that the two of you

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aren't getting
enough rest, okay?

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It seems like you're coming
to class fatigued,

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and it's affecting
your ability to concentrate.

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[muttering]

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- Beavis, where are you going?
- Just go over--

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- Beavis?
- [muttering]

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[body thuds]
- I think he's sleepwalking.

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[muttering]
Ah!

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[locker clangs]
- Yes!

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I'm going to make
him pee in his pants.

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[chuckles]

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[muttering]

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- Hey!
- Yeah, sorry about that.

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[snickering]

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[muttering]

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[tires screeching,
horn honking]

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Come back here with your hand

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and, like, stand
in one place, dumbass.

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They don't stand
right there, you know?

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Ah!

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[muttering]
[whistle blows]

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[continues muttering]

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Damn it, stay in one place, dumbass.

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Hold still.
[chuckles]

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Now, it's dangerous to wake
a sleepwalker, so we need--

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Oh.
- [muttering]

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See bed, yeah.
There we go.

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Ah, finally...

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[chuckling]

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Victory is mine.

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[chuckles]

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[both sigh]

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[liquid trickling]