1 00:00:09,242 --> 00:00:11,114 Today we're talking about fossils. 2 00:00:11,201 --> 00:00:12,637 Okay? 3 00:00:12,724 --> 00:00:15,335 And a fossil, class, is really just another name 4 00:00:15,422 --> 00:00:17,468 for an ancient bone. 5 00:00:21,994 --> 00:00:23,735 But what you may not know 6 00:00:23,822 --> 00:00:26,520 is that these bony messengers from the past 7 00:00:26,608 --> 00:00:29,654 can be found in our own backyard. 8 00:00:29,741 --> 00:00:33,832 Recently, not far from here, a Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton 9 00:00:33,919 --> 00:00:36,922 was found by amateur bone hunters. 10 00:00:37,009 --> 00:00:39,403 Beavis' mom is an amateur bone hunter. 11 00:00:39,490 --> 00:00:42,014 Shut up, Butt-Head. That's not funny. 12 00:00:42,101 --> 00:00:43,712 And while they may not have the glitz 13 00:00:43,799 --> 00:00:45,801 of popular youth culture, 14 00:00:45,888 --> 00:00:48,499 dinosaur exhibits bring in millions of dollars 15 00:00:48,586 --> 00:00:49,674 for the American Paleontological Foundation-- 16 00:00:49,761 --> 00:00:53,025 Uh, sir? Sir! Hey! 17 00:00:53,112 --> 00:00:55,941 What was the part about a million dollars? 18 00:00:56,028 --> 00:00:58,291 More like millions, Butt-Head. 19 00:00:58,378 --> 00:01:00,424 You know, a good research project would be to find-- 20 00:01:00,511 --> 00:01:03,862 Beavis, our hard work in school is about to pay off. 21 00:01:05,951 --> 00:01:07,649 Yeah, finally. 22 00:01:07,736 --> 00:01:09,825 Jesus. 23 00:01:12,131 --> 00:01:13,742 Eh, sorry, Butt-Head. 24 00:01:13,829 --> 00:01:15,569 Anderson only had one shovel. 25 00:01:15,657 --> 00:01:17,049 One is all we need, Beavis. 26 00:01:17,136 --> 00:01:18,921 Now start digging. 27 00:01:19,008 --> 00:01:21,663 Van Driessen said we'd find them in our own backyard. 28 00:01:36,155 --> 00:01:39,506 Um, I don't see any bones, Butt-Head. 29 00:01:39,593 --> 00:01:41,030 Beavis, you wuss. 30 00:01:41,117 --> 00:01:43,206 You're not digging good. 31 00:01:43,293 --> 00:01:45,164 Step aside. 32 00:01:45,251 --> 00:01:48,428 You got to put your back into it, dumbass, like this. 33 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:56,306 Beavis, we'll find no dinosaurs here. 34 00:01:56,393 --> 00:01:58,003 If it's this hard for us to dig, 35 00:01:58,090 --> 00:02:00,658 there's no way the dinosaurs could have dug their houses 36 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:03,139 with those wimpy little kangaroo arms. 37 00:02:03,226 --> 00:02:07,491 Oh, yeah. 38 00:02:10,581 --> 00:02:14,541 Uh, those dumbass bones got to be in somebody's backyard. 39 00:02:14,628 --> 00:02:16,021 Yeah, yeah. 40 00:02:16,108 --> 00:02:17,980 Whoa, a bone! 41 00:02:18,067 --> 00:02:19,372 It's just like that dinosaur bone we saw in class 42 00:02:19,459 --> 00:02:21,200 but newer. 43 00:02:21,287 --> 00:02:23,289 That butt-munch dog stole our idea. 44 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:25,335 Damn it. 45 00:02:25,422 --> 00:02:26,815 Come on, give it. 46 00:02:26,902 --> 00:02:28,512 It's mine. 47 00:02:28,599 --> 00:02:29,948 What are you going to do 48 00:02:30,035 --> 00:02:30,514 with a million dollars, butthole? 49 00:02:35,606 --> 00:02:37,956 Whoa, bones. 50 00:02:38,043 --> 00:02:39,784 Yeah, we don't even have to dig. 51 00:02:39,871 --> 00:02:42,569 That stupid dog did all our work for us. 52 00:02:42,656 --> 00:02:45,616 He even put them in bags. 53 00:02:45,703 --> 00:02:49,576 Yeah, there's still some dinosaur on this one. 54 00:02:49,663 --> 00:02:51,317 Not bad really. 55 00:02:54,930 --> 00:02:57,410 Wait, what's this show called? 56 00:02:57,497 --> 00:03:01,197 Uh, this is "Ghosted." 57 00:03:01,284 --> 00:03:03,068 So is there a ghost on that chair? 58 00:03:03,155 --> 00:03:06,593 No. 59 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:09,509 That dude there, he like, ghosted her. 60 00:03:09,596 --> 00:03:12,121 And so now they're going to like, find out why 61 00:03:12,208 --> 00:03:14,384 and then work it out or something, 62 00:03:14,471 --> 00:03:16,168 or settle it in the cage or something. 63 00:03:16,255 --> 00:03:18,040 Why didn't you tell me? 64 00:03:18,127 --> 00:03:19,650 Why didn't you like, spend the holidays with me? 65 00:03:19,737 --> 00:03:21,391 I was your girlfriend. 66 00:03:21,478 --> 00:03:22,435 Boy, she must have done something 67 00:03:22,522 --> 00:03:25,003 really bad for him to ghost her. 68 00:03:25,090 --> 00:03:26,831 Yeah, she probably like, killed his dog 69 00:03:26,918 --> 00:03:29,312 and slapped his mom and stuff, you know? 70 00:03:29,399 --> 00:03:31,314 And even then though, 71 00:03:31,401 --> 00:03:34,056 I still don't think I'd ghost her, Butt-Head. 72 00:03:34,143 --> 00:03:35,797 - - Yeah, this better be good. 73 00:03:35,884 --> 00:03:37,711 This is really embarrassing. 74 00:03:37,799 --> 00:03:39,583 We got to pay attention. 75 00:03:39,670 --> 00:03:43,935 The real reason I ghosted you, Giovanna, 76 00:03:44,022 --> 00:03:47,460 is because you're a sex addict. 77 00:03:47,547 --> 00:03:49,462 What? 78 00:03:49,549 --> 00:03:52,465 Uh, what? 79 00:03:52,552 --> 00:03:55,686 Wait, wait, wait a second. Whoa, whoa. 80 00:03:55,773 --> 00:03:59,037 You know, it almost sounded like he said 81 00:03:59,124 --> 00:04:00,734 she wants to have sex too much, 82 00:04:00,822 --> 00:04:02,519 and that's why he broke up with her. 83 00:04:02,606 --> 00:04:05,130 Uh, that can't be right. 84 00:04:05,217 --> 00:04:06,392 Girl, you're like a [bleep] rabbit. 85 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:08,090 Like, you just [bleep], , [bleep], [bleep], 86 00:04:08,177 --> 00:04:09,308 , [bleep], , [bleep]. 87 00:04:09,395 --> 00:04:10,440 Wait, he is! He is complaining! 88 00:04:10,527 --> 00:04:12,268 - You're pathetic. - What? 89 00:04:12,355 --> 00:04:13,573 - You're for real pathetic. - He's complaining about that? 90 00:04:13,660 --> 00:04:16,838 This is the dumbest dude I've ever seen in my life. 91 00:04:16,925 --> 00:04:18,535 Oh, he's not just dumb, Butt-Head. 92 00:04:20,276 --> 00:04:23,670 He's a lousy son of a bitch! Yeah. 93 00:04:23,757 --> 00:04:26,108 - He sure is. - How dare he! 94 00:04:26,195 --> 00:04:28,980 I mean, some of us, you know, like me, 95 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:31,287 don't have any sex, ever. 96 00:04:31,374 --> 00:04:34,899 And he's sitting there with his man bun 97 00:04:34,986 --> 00:04:36,901 and complaining about having too much sex? 98 00:04:36,988 --> 00:04:38,947 Jesus Christ. 99 00:04:39,034 --> 00:04:40,905 Multiple times a day, every day. 100 00:04:40,992 --> 00:04:43,212 I don't know what number multiple is, 101 00:04:43,299 --> 00:04:45,040 but it's better than zero. 102 00:04:45,127 --> 00:04:47,346 Exactly. 103 00:04:47,433 --> 00:04:50,306 There's starving kids in poor countries, 104 00:04:50,393 --> 00:04:52,786 and they probably get to score, but I don't. 105 00:04:52,874 --> 00:04:55,746 And look at this guy. Who does he think he is? 106 00:04:55,833 --> 00:04:57,879 For once, I'm not going to say settle down, Beavis. 107 00:04:57,966 --> 00:05:00,185 You're absolutely right. 108 00:05:00,272 --> 00:05:02,100 I hate him! I hate him, Butt-Head! 109 00:05:05,756 --> 00:05:06,800 Shut up! - That's right, Beavis. 110 00:05:06,888 --> 00:05:09,281 Shut up! 111 00:05:09,368 --> 00:05:10,717 Shut up, you butt monkey! - Kick his ass. 112 00:05:12,632 --> 00:05:15,113 Lousy son of a bitch. Teach him a lesson. 113 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,985 There you go. 114 00:05:17,072 --> 00:05:18,464 You don't want to score? 115 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:20,075 Well, how about not scoring with some of this? 116 00:05:20,162 --> 00:05:21,990 Yes. 117 00:05:30,737 --> 00:05:32,957 That's how you take care of that. 118 00:05:33,044 --> 00:05:35,177 That'll teach him a lesson. 119 00:05:37,266 --> 00:05:39,529 That was cool. 120 00:05:39,616 --> 00:05:41,444 Sorry, sorry. 121 00:05:41,531 --> 00:05:43,141 Yeah, I just really hated him, Butt-Head, you know? 122 00:05:45,535 --> 00:05:50,627 We don't have a TV anymore. 123 00:05:50,714 --> 00:05:52,759 Why not? 124 00:05:52,846 --> 00:05:55,675 Oh, yeah, yeah. 125 00:06:04,902 --> 00:06:07,687 So let's, like, assemble the bones. 126 00:06:09,515 --> 00:06:13,258 Um, are there instructions or something? 127 00:06:13,345 --> 00:06:15,478 I don't see any. 128 00:06:15,565 --> 00:06:17,306 They must have fell out of the bag or something. 129 00:06:17,393 --> 00:06:19,395 We don't need instructions, asswipe. 130 00:06:19,482 --> 00:06:22,615 I know plenty about dinosaurs. 131 00:06:22,702 --> 00:06:25,662 Now, this is an ass bone. 132 00:06:32,712 --> 00:06:34,105 How's it look? 133 00:06:34,192 --> 00:06:37,108 Uh... 134 00:06:37,195 --> 00:06:39,241 pretty realistic. 135 00:06:39,328 --> 00:06:43,593 Hmm, it feels like it's missing something though. 136 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,464 Like what? 137 00:06:45,551 --> 00:06:47,162 Uh... 138 00:06:47,249 --> 00:06:49,729 oh, yeah. 139 00:06:56,084 --> 00:06:58,912 I shall call you Bonersaurus. 140 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,697 The mighty Bonersaurus. 141 00:07:02,612 --> 00:07:04,831 Beavis, it's going to be hard for us 142 00:07:04,918 --> 00:07:06,659 not to make a million dollars. 143 00:07:13,536 --> 00:07:15,364 Come see the dinosaur. 144 00:07:15,451 --> 00:07:18,410 It's a real skeleton of a dinosaur monster. 145 00:07:18,497 --> 00:07:20,195 Yes, sir. 146 00:07:20,282 --> 00:07:22,197 And then, like, visit the gift shop. 147 00:07:22,284 --> 00:07:23,633 Yeah, yeah, yeah, 148 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,939 We've got a t-shirt that says "Bonersaurus" 149 00:07:26,027 --> 00:07:27,854 and then like, Butt-Head's retainer, 150 00:07:27,941 --> 00:07:30,248 and that's, like, a bra I found in a parking lot once. 151 00:07:30,335 --> 00:07:32,120 Come see the ancient Bonersaurus. 152 00:07:32,207 --> 00:07:33,730 Oh, my God. Pull over, pull over. 153 00:07:33,817 --> 00:07:35,123 Look at this. 154 00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:35,775 - Step right up. - Hey, you. 155 00:07:35,862 --> 00:07:37,386 That is too perfect. 156 00:07:37,473 --> 00:07:38,648 Let's get a picture, 157 00:07:38,735 --> 00:07:39,779 and then we'll get the hell out of here. 158 00:07:39,866 --> 00:07:41,520 Come see the Bonersaurus. 159 00:07:41,607 --> 00:07:43,740 Come check out our museum that's going to make us rich. 160 00:07:43,827 --> 00:07:45,437 Did you make this? 161 00:07:45,524 --> 00:07:48,919 Uh, yeah, this is Bonersaurus. 162 00:07:49,006 --> 00:07:50,442 Would you like to see it for $2? 163 00:07:50,529 --> 00:07:54,446 Yes, we'd love to see it. Here you go. 164 00:07:54,533 --> 00:07:55,969 Welcome to our museum. 165 00:07:56,057 --> 00:07:57,667 Hundreds of years ago, 166 00:07:57,754 --> 00:08:00,322 Bonersaurus walked the land, killing everything in sight, 167 00:08:00,409 --> 00:08:02,976 and scoring with chick dinosaurs. 168 00:08:03,064 --> 00:08:05,892 Yeah, its name was Bonersaurus, 169 00:08:05,979 --> 00:08:08,199 which means saurus that has a boner. 170 00:08:08,286 --> 00:08:10,723 And this ends our tour. 171 00:08:10,810 --> 00:08:12,551 Please exit through the gift shop. 172 00:08:12,638 --> 00:08:13,900 And buy some stuff. 173 00:08:15,163 --> 00:08:16,207 I have to post this right now. 174 00:08:19,558 --> 00:08:22,735 Um, how much money have we made so far, Butt-Head? 175 00:08:22,822 --> 00:08:25,608 Uh, let's see here. 176 00:08:25,695 --> 00:08:29,960 One, two--uh... 177 00:08:30,047 --> 00:08:33,572 it's like $100 or, like, a million or something. 178 00:08:33,659 --> 00:08:35,661 Kickass. 179 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:37,620 What are you going to buy with your half? 180 00:08:37,707 --> 00:08:39,187 Half? 181 00:08:39,274 --> 00:08:41,711 Boner-saurus was my idea, Beavis. 182 00:08:41,798 --> 00:08:43,452 No way. 183 00:08:43,539 --> 00:08:46,368 It was my idea, and I built most of it! 184 00:08:46,455 --> 00:08:48,935 Well, I stuck on the boner. 185 00:08:49,022 --> 00:08:50,894 And that's what everybody's here to see. 186 00:08:50,981 --> 00:08:52,113 Damn it, Butt-Head. 187 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,592 Now, I'm going to take the boner... 188 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:55,333 - No, you're not. - And build my own Bonersaurus! 189 00:08:55,420 --> 00:08:57,292 And mine is going to be all boners 190 00:08:57,379 --> 00:08:59,903 with none of that dumb stuff like arms! Yeah. 191 00:08:59,990 --> 00:09:01,513 Beavis, if you touch my boner, 192 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,950 I swear to God I'm going-- - This boner is mine! 193 00:09:06,039 --> 00:09:08,216 Beavis, get your damn hands off my boner. 194 00:09:08,303 --> 00:09:09,826 Make me! 195 00:09:27,365 --> 00:09:30,542 I guess the museum's closed, Butt-Head. 196 00:09:30,629 --> 00:09:34,024 The age of the mighty Bonersaurus is over. 197 00:09:34,111 --> 00:09:36,679 Perhaps in a hundred years, people will find these bones 198 00:09:36,766 --> 00:09:40,204 and say, "Once long ago, there was a dinosaur 199 00:09:40,291 --> 00:09:43,033 that had a boner or something." 200 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,078 I don't know. 201 00:09:45,166 --> 00:09:47,951 This is stupid. 202 00:09:48,038 --> 00:09:51,433 Why did we even do this? 203 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:54,610 Makes you think. It really makes you think. 204 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:26,729 Chirp.